🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

he clearly hasn't heard of south american football fans

[tulip ravine]

Italy is worst imo

[naive bison]

the diff between euro football fans and south american football fans is actually like

[tulip ravine]

They go round with flags with knives hidden

[naive bison]

a difference between football hooligans and isis

[tulip ravine]

I mean everywhere has its hooligans I guess

England was terrible in the 70s luckily they’ve clamped down massively

[glad carbon]

hi bussy

how are you

[naive bison]

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact

[placid sail]

doin gug

how about you

[tulip ravine]

In Ireland you can’t even be arrested for it lmao

[naive bison]

ireland is not real so i dont care

[tulip ravine]

[tulip ravine]

Why where ye from

[glad carbon]

goon morning

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/529049541148934155/1254870419916193923/448834727_965938788642137_3835714024.mp4?ex=667b10a6&is=6679bf26&hm=4057910b34ab7d130d1d8a3c143fadf4c13c70635e7a1e7626c23cd628a1aaea&

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-nothing-chin-flick-gif-5416693345052436622

lies

[fading shuttle]

Nuh uh

[pastel quartz]

proof?

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143508344881172/1026236377056161833/caption.gif

[lost tartan]

embed fail

[ruby minnow]

i'm going to kill myself

[fading shuttle]

Falco said I was right

[pastel quartz]

proof?

[pastel quartz]

just one

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

of the reasons what are the others

[fading shuttle]

He was annoying and a poopoo head, @grizzled meadow will agree

[ruby minnow]

and he broke pasta in half

and falco didn't like that

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-durden-sigma-yes-and-gif-25854888

all tip no shaft

thats called a chode

[remote vine]

so who's he comparable to in terms of annoyance

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1254885781684748318/GOoYjqOXwAAZ0-b.png?ex=667b1ef5&is=6679cd75&hm=c32d3761f9ab433396c81e13a31fb306cc6eb52683552154d994948c5d6b855d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[pastel quartz]

alex

[naive bison]

if i was a bad demoman, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA, NOW WOULD I

[fading shuttle]

Nah, I just annoy users, he annoyed the mod team

There's a difference

[pastel quartz]

which you also do

[fading shuttle]

Falco isn't a mod, he's Italian

[pastel quartz]

I mean i annoy the mods

sometimes

https://tenor.com/view/таинственноедерево-мдроедерево-25-дерево-тебе25-gif-26895001

[remote vine]

you don't do it enough then I reckon

[pale ingot]

my peantis. giant gantic

[pastel quartz]

The mods get annoyed when I try to suck up to them so it becomes a lose-lose instead of a win-win tbh

[fading shuttle]

That's because you are weird

[fading shuttle]

And that weirdness permeates everything you say and do

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[pastel quartz]

fuck you

[glad carbon]

hi stroganoff

[pastel quartz]

fuck you too

[pale ingot]

youre a freak

[pastel quartz]

I wanted to say something about your mother but you're right

[glad carbon]

hows it going mr freak

[pastel quartz]

what can i say

we do a little trolling

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1254886267146211348/SFM_Casual_Surveying_Tactic.mp4?ex=667b1f68&is=6679cde8&hm=20853e8a15b61c9f5dc5cc00ac5c19c4573ec791a057379f992fad6c5d6d13f3&

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814594334606753822/1254849445846188113/oh_child.mov?ex=667afd1d&is=6679ab9d&hm=6a9e72fbba48d80c8fda1d04ef16a256083012154277ee706373f7cf9e2de462&

[tidal trellis]

@green schooner average duty L

[fading shuttle]

Shame no more room in hell 2 has become woke, can't shoot child zombies anymore

[pale ingot]

wtf

[lusty sonnet]

what do i need to do for that?

[pale ingot]

midd..

[pastel quartz]

@glad carbon

[final rose]

Be a freak

The moment admins sense competition
They ban you

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/killablades-cat-gif-20293604

[prisma quiver]

But would you lose

[prisma quiver]

@naive bison

[naive bison]

what

[prisma quiver]

cat

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

@naive bison hi vro :3

[naive bison]

[pastel quartz]

you disguist me

[naive bison]

you are in gamma server AND brainfart

please dont speak

the shit stench is making my eyes water

[prisma quiver]

You got what you wanted

Xalrider

[naive bison]

not enough

back 2 back 2 back

[prisma quiver]

They dead

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-strike-down-god-kanye-kanye-cat-gif-9334290556842141514

[prisma quiver]

Insects do not survive when shot by 20mil

aphe

[pale ingot]

@grizzled meadow hello moderator

[tidal trellis]

aight man

[pale ingot]

he's spitting 🔥

[glad carbon]

@solar coral woah dude

wtf wtf

[solar coral]

hi

[glad carbon]

turn o nthe news

pim turned green

[solar coral]

wtf

[glad carbon]

thats what im saying

[glad carbon]

hows da elden ringing

[solar coral]

its so hard!!! leaving a bad review smh/j

[glad carbon]

thats what i said about uhmm

yo dad idk

[coarse bear]

Brainfart, I bring a gift

Get in

[broken topaz]

I bet that feels good tho

[stone blade]

@inland jackal @heavy peak @broken topaz @narrow lotus Ice cold fanta and cheese flavoured chips after shift

man

[heavy peak]

[stone blade]

?

[broken topaz]

Real

Gonna have some weiners and weed after practice

[stone blade]

ofc cori about to have weiners

[broken topaz]

Im german we love sausages

[stone blade]

coincidence? I think NOT

yes and you're also gey

[broken topaz]

I go crazy for sausage

[stone blade]

Jk

love you cori

Bismillah

[broken topaz]

Love you too ivan

Now

[stone blade]

Pusi mi Kurac

[heavy peak]

get some actual food

[broken topaz]

Time to take a train full of drunks

[stone blade]

Naw

[broken topaz]

Big festival in town

Millions of people

In my shitty city

[inland jackal]

[broken topaz]

:oooo

I have ice in the freezer

And ice tea

Im gonna have that

Fuck ywa

[stone blade]

[coarse bear]

Iced ice tea pog

[stone blade]

Time to binge watch regular show

[tidal trellis]

literally me

I suffer from noddle arms

[stone blade]

ok femboy

twink

[tidal trellis]

Insolent fool

[broken topaz]

Pinnable arms

[stone blade]

said the twink

hohoho

[tidal trellis]

God, what did I do in life to deserve such slander, oh the torment

[stone blade]

hehehe

[stone blade]

Скидадале скидудале твой хуи типерь лапша

[broken topaz]

Somebody post the max payne video

[stone blade]

Cori

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-andy-and-leyley-andrew-graves-gif-14044748343829728444

[stone blade]

do you want fanta?

[broken topaz]

What kind of fanta

Cause i dont like the original

[stone blade]

atm I have orange

They only had that in the shop

😭

[broken topaz]

Eh i prefer the exotic ones

[stone blade]

you're an exotic ungrateful brat

you know that?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[fading shuttle]

Don't say that, they like being called that

[broken topaz]

I know what im worth

And im not taking any less

[pale ingot]

zaking my peantis rn to this

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-swag-gif-26810308

[tidal trellis]

big fucking hat

[maiden wind]

missed helper drama

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-miners-minor-twitter-map-gif-22206143

[coarse bear]

I even got you a bridge so you can walk three times as fast to your steel mine

You built it yourself

[solar obsidian]

of course i did

[tidal trellis]

hows the colony going

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723599467172986962/1254860634370080879/saltyaho-20240623_180725-An8sYzZ_43DdtGHs9OcTy9gZXfvpW0J-lFjXDEuuEb_DaXPuhmzLfz15Sc3VvI-MPQA-6kM6tPbpIJLlWs5h7cc.mp4?ex=667b0789&is=6679b609&hm=baac3d72d793a7439ecc84c7167575f9a7e4d89ef7de6f0300690fa330df1657&

[glad carbon]

hi @coarse bear @storm stream @broken topaz

[lyric horizon]

That looks

[coarse bear]

I just started it and immediately had to go help around the house, but for now it's a nice little hut built against a corner in a mountain side to save on wood
Insectoids to the south in a cave

[lyric horizon]

That doesnt look

[coarse bear]

[glad carbon]

hows the rimming goin

[lyric horizon]

Did you mean Diggers?

[coarse bear]

I tho

[storm stream]

[coarse bear]

Pretty ok
G'night tho

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

you still chillin like yesterday mr bites?

[lyric horizon]

!busy

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

[storm stream]

drinking cider, watching XQC

[glad carbon]

:D, :(

[broken topaz]

Fucking awful mate ngl

[storm stream]

you? still lazying about?

[tidal trellis]

oh.

[tidal trellis]

you'll give in one day and give us rimworld you fiend

[glad carbon]

yeah

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002475325176954900/1253252884808601641/twittervid.com_VoxApocrypha_7fe0c3.mp4?ex=667a7434&is=667922b4&hm=043e5cd59ee4a920f5051b11a01322f3019705b47a1cf4fbd207512520ba6f71&

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

TWENTY DIFFERENT PEOPLE ARE PLAYING RIM AT THIS POINT

[glad carbon]

rim us

[placid sail]

LET ME AUTISTICALLY GRIND SKYBLOCK ALONE IN PEACE

ON A MULTIPLAYER SERVER

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

WHICH IS HONESTLY KINDA WEIRD BUT I'M FINE WITH IT

[placid sail]

yes hello mr moderator, this post right here

[glad carbon]

you grinding? without us?

[placid sail]

a restraining order please

[glad carbon]

wtf busy

busy you gotta grind on da homies

[tidal trellis]

speaking of that server, need to get on eventually myself

and not fall into the void

[placid sail]

you say it like you decide it

and not your shitsandistan internet

you don't need to get on eventually, you would like to

[tidal trellis]

maybe my internet won't fail me this time

and let me play

[fading shuttle]

Fuckin sky block?

Bro is picking the most mind numbing boring shit to play instead of rim

[placid sail]

I fell prey to an ukrainian ruse

[fading shuttle]

Just take overtime at work at that point, about the same enjoyment

[tidal trellis]

whats wrong with skyblock

[broken topaz]

Hello frota

Internet's so fucking slow aaaaa

[placid sail]

they had a perfectly fine, albeing periodically crashing world with atm 9 no frills, then this stupid ass Artyom said "let's start atm 9 skyblock instead, it'll be less laggy"

everyone said hell yeah

AND THEN NOBODY BUT ME ACTUALLY JOINED IN

THE CLASSIC UKRAINIAN BAIT AND SWITCH

[fading shuttle]

BECAUSE SKY BLOCK FUCKING SUCKS YOU IDIOT

[placid sail]

I get to play around with a lot of mods, so I'm not that offended tho

[tidal trellis]

I'LL JOIN EVENTUALLY YOU NERD

[placid sail]

I never played skyblock properly, so the novelty of it is a plus too

[placid sail]

bro who needs you you're just gonna lag and whine about your bad internet

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249468324061122663/1254885708800458803/VID_88250315_030624_970.mp4?ex=667b1ee3&is=6679cd63&hm=c8ae9d4e2ff9fd7960a330b770a6d2fda039ac1785c02d88a75bc6d8e51908cb&

Julio Foolio :

[fading shuttle]

Can Twinkie even connect

[tidal trellis]

now thats just hurtful, smh

[fading shuttle]

Bro has that bamboo internet cable Infrastructure

[placid sail]

I tried to locate his ass on the previous version of the server two times

[tidal trellis]

sandstone internet

[placid sail]

and those two times HE WASN'T ON THE SERVER

WHILE BEING LISTED IN PLAYER LIST

[tidal trellis]

you did find the molecave

but I was in my tunnels I caved out further down

you were only a couple of stairs away from me, one time

[placid sail]

motherfucker just forged his gamer papers and asked Artyom to say he is playing on his server

maybe he never even played gamma or hl2

just drops random screenshots from the internet here to pretend

[tidal trellis]

maybe I'm this servers A.I learning how to be human, who knows

[fading shuttle]

He doesn't have the internet to download anything

He has a pc made out of wet clay

[glad carbon]

hiiii cori :3

[broken topaz]

Hai

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

can't do that back can you

COS YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY ACTUAL GAME

FRAUD

[fading shuttle]

Rent free

[tidal trellis]

I have a bunch of these, in just the favorites section alone

[placid sail]

took you a hot second

asked some pal of yours to make a screenshot?

[tidal trellis]

no

[placid sail]

ah, yes, very convincing

you see, mr fraud

[tidal trellis]

I'd post the link to my steam account as proof of not being a AI but it has bunch of cringy stuff from me years back so I rather not

[placid sail]

this screenshot has context-appropriate information and I've whipped out it too quickly for it to being forged

and you just dropped the most vague and uninformative steam library screenshot in existence

so no, you're not convincing

it's a "nuh uh" level of proof

[tidal trellis]

what do u want to see then busy to be convinced

[placid sail]

nothing, for I do not want to see your attempts at pretending to be a gamer anymore you e-thot

all I'm saying is

I NEVER saw you on the server

[tidal trellis]

you might want to take ur normal pills busy

[broken topaz]

Finally in a zone with stable internet man

This one festival

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-murder-gif-5578887938375460973

[broken topaz]

Has got the infrastructure crying

[tidal trellis]

mood

[broken topaz]

Thanks germoney

[broken topaz]

For you that's an average day

[tidal trellis]

mcdonalds wifi

yes

I'd do anything for more stable internet

[final rose]

plays skyblock alone
makes it in a server instead of singeplayer
what a move

[tidal trellis]

indeed

[final rose]

@tidal trellis drop a speedtest screenshot

[tidal trellis]

reywgfherhg

I forgot

the website

to test the internet speed

what was it again

[final rose]

https://www.speedtest.net/ ?

[tidal trellis]

oh

[final rose]

smart

[tidal trellis]

shut the fuck up

here it is

[final rose]

this is bad?

[tidal trellis]

feels bad so

[final rose]

this is avg? no?

[final rose]

instable?

[tidal trellis]

I'd say so

[final rose]

then bad

okay

[tidal trellis]

its doing lot better NOW than it was like

[tulip ravine]

We doin speed tests?

[tidal trellis]

idk, couple years ago

[final rose]

up to you

[narrow lotus]

whos talking kek

[tulip ravine]

Won’t show upload on site for some reason

[tidal trellis]

couple years ago, It'd be a pain in the ass to VC with me cause I'd lag a lot in vc and lead to my voice dropping quality by tons and sounding like a robot

[final rose]

[tidal trellis]

and I'd be basically teleporting everywhere in any game

[tulip ravine]

Ironically one of cheaper packages here

[tidal trellis]

what does that mean

also hi Iedy

[final rose]

ok keep it for yourself

[tulip ravine]

Wym keep it for yourself unless your in uk you won’t be able get it

[tulip ravine]

I swear there’s a site you can compare average speeds in your area, I’d take a look at that, sometimes the more unknown isps are better

One of the best I’ve seen is from post office here never seen speeds like it and no one really heard of it

[tidal trellis]

eitherway at the bare minium I don't lag in VC'S anymore which is good

cause that was more annoying

the mosquitoes are here, oh no

[solar coral]

you guys ever noticed in elden ring, the feller in the shield bash icon got his balls out

[tidal trellis]

who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down

[native pagoda]

bro's rocking that MP5/10 mag

[solar obsidian]

[lyric horizon]

[glad carbon]

yeah

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-sad-sad-gosling-blade-runner-snow-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-sad-gif-10329809086636681181

[glad carbon]

its Mbps, not MBps

so divide by 8 and thats megabytes per second

[final rose]

Bits not byte yeah

[tidal trellis]

oh

[final rose]

Still

Not bad...

[glad carbon]

its like, 5 megabytes per sec

thats not very good..

[final rose]

Yeah...

Anyways at least its playable

[tidal trellis]

its playable on a good day

[final rose]

Blame your instability

Not speed

[tidal trellis]

does it look like I control how stable and unstable it is

do I look like a wizard to you

[final rose]

You walked right into that one didnt you

[tidal trellis]

point is

I don't control the internet

but I wish I fucking could

besides making multiplayer sad to play it also delays my messages taking like 1000 years for anything to send

[final rose]

In here i could call support and on a good day it will do something

[final rose]

Happens

[tidal trellis]

one point suffering from it so bad on a multiplayer server that only thing I could do was just

sit idly and walk a couple of inches and type in chat

I'd be too unreliable in anything outside of that

[final rose]

You will make a great support as a teammate

Done more with less
Good luck

[tidal trellis]

I mean its what I can do anyway, like in wc3 for example

[tidal trellis]

4 god damn ears

how does that work

[sage otter]

2 but doubled

[smoky iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002475325176954900/1253252884808601641/twittervid.com_VoxApocrypha_7fe0c3.mp4?ex=667a7434&is=667922b4&hm=043e5cd59ee4a920f5051b11a01322f3019705b47a1cf4fbd207512520ba6f71&

[tidal trellis]

ouch

loud sounds must be much worse

[sage otter]

No it gets equalized

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-violence-cartoon-spongebob-squarepants-irony-gif-20271001

[tidal trellis]

spunchybob

[river robin]

anime picture, kill yourself

[tidal trellis]

Classic ryry

[pale ingot]

classic twinkle

🚬

[fresh rose]

Ryry when anything on his screen

Hes actually that one dude that lowkey likes fucking nothing

[tidal trellis]

I'm gonna wring your neck

[fresh rose]

Lmao

[fresh rose]

With those chopstick hands???

Nuh uh

[tidal trellis]

And I'm gonna break YOUR neck pal

[pale ingot]

you literally dont have the grip strength to

[tidal trellis]

I'll manage

[dusky monolith]

@solar coral related to the argument couple hours ago lol

[fresh rose]

If flop did a grip strength test it would say -5 pounds

The grip tester would be gripping him

[tidal trellis]

I hate you enough to conjure the strength to kill you

[pale ingot]

the most taxing activity he partakes in on a daily basis is typing on a keyboard

[fresh rose]

Flop has the xqc physique

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/please-pray-donald-trump-speech-bubble-please-donald-trump-gif-9519662826781862517

[fresh rose]

He sits on his chair like a vulture

[pale ingot]

if flop stubs his toe he just dies

[tidal trellis]

Grok if you can hear us, please push out the next update get these artifacts to not be headache inducing to get

[pale ingot]

it's like he's a level 1 goblin in an RPG and stubbing his doe deals 1 dmg (instant kill)

[fresh rose]

If u go to off topic i just explained it

[dusky monolith]

cba i'd rather sleep ngl

[fresh rose]

Its 2 seconds of read

Gn bro

[river robin]

Grok, if you can hear this, please nuke all cat posters.
Please grok, save us Grok.

[dusky monolith]

too lazy to read i am from a very illiterate country

[pale ingot]

shoul i slep,,.....

[glad carbon]

no you dont griptest flop on his hands

you gotta test somewhere else

[pale ingot]

i can feel my mental functions like actually declining

[river robin]

what does that mean bro

[pale ingot]

i barely comprehend what im talking about half the time

[pale ingot]

like shit i dont even know where i was going with this this makes barely any sense im buggin

[glad carbon]

figure it out

[river robin]

youre fucked up.

sexual harassment

[pale ingot]

im fucking going to sleep fuck this

[dusky monolith]

ew i'd rather sleep with Steve Rambo

my idol

[tidal trellis]

I want a restraining order on this man

He can't be in the same channel as me, that's the conditions

[river robin]

yeah get him out of brainfart please

nothing of value would be lost

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-sibling-mrs-fight-miss-sibling-mr-fight-cat-fight-gif-878178392931188013

[tidal trellis]

Anyways I go sleep, bye

[river robin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790559768916918272/1225548332232081440/caption-4.gif

[glad carbon]

good night flopper

[solar coral]

":my child will complain online about difficulty"

BTSR + DGST + CAM3 + SoA

[minor cypress]

flop wants a man restrained

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-billy-herrington-gachi-muscles-gif-16537151

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-karate-gif-13510787

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachi-muchi-gym-gif-26208724

@minor cypress

[solar coral]

"i keep getting 1 shot" just stack a shitload of defenses obv

[river robin]

who are you

furry

oh

its you

[minor cypress]

Seems like peak summer is finally here.

[river robin]

yeah its hot as fuck outside

always

[minor cypress]

Ac set to 68, wake up to house being 74, and its 93 outside

At fucking 7pm

[glad carbon]

[river robin]

I have had my window open at 9 and my room had heated up, some days ago

[minor cypress]

Its usually not too bad since i live during the night, we just wake up a little warm

Eventually i wanna get the insulation looked at in the house. All the extra windows doesn't help either

[river robin]

new lore, he lives at night. Going on the wiki

[minor cypress]

Muh natural lighting is nice, but tons of windows = tons of heat seeping in

[river robin]

yeah I have this almost wall length set of windows in my living room...
during winter? its bad dude.

Really fucking cold

my room has more windows than most in the house so it can also get pretty hot or cold unfortunately

[minor cypress]

Ahh. We've got blackout curtains as much as we can

[sage otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/618625906054922264/1203079554231705611/damn.mov?ex=667b2d25&is=6679dba5&hm=fdf66bfa25d57a88b39adf3ed0379382cff174c1fb88a2b23e555527a8f5d949&

[glad carbon]

hi dina

how are you

[deep topaz]

i finally got a window AC in my room

now it's a livable temp up here

[glad carbon]

im still stuck with a box fan in the doorway of my room

[deep topaz]

that shit sucks

[glad carbon]

no i think it blows

[deep topaz]

har har

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-what-ylliene-cute-huh-gif-24533159

[deep topaz]

halo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1254554176290291713/the_goofball_20240623_3_new.mp4?ex=667b3ba0&is=6679ea20&hm=6a00ce51c8e137c89182f5441e9008e14fdd13581d6702e8d3f02f0512f8b3b7&

[deep topaz]

huskies always love to sing

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

that could possibly be a good idea

but idk

[glad carbon]

me when i get you

[glad carbon]

hi mr schleppa

[deep topaz]

grererings

[deep topaz]

the only spider i've overcome my fear of spiders for is daddy long legs

[green schooner]

haha

[deep topaz]

i know it's impossible for them to harm me

https://tenor.com/view/go-shower-i-cant-gif-27005066

[deep topaz]

lettuce fish

[weak jackal]

I am an enemy of the spiders

[glad carbon]

the spider is my homie

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

hows it gooning

[primal rapids]

(ER DLC spoiler) I am not ashamed to say that ||DLC Radahn is fucking kicking my ass. First phase, I more or less have figured out. Not too much issue there. Second phase, absolute nonsense, 90% of my health gone in seconds, thank you, have a nice day.||

[deep topaz]

very well now that im able to live in my room

[minor cypress]

Daddy long legs are homies. We get tons of wolf spiders around here, and i'm not gonna waste time finding out if they are a brown recluse or not, so they get squished

Only spider bros that get the pass are ones that chill in bathroom corners, and only that corner.

We had one that lived in our succulents by the window and hunted bugs

Every time i pass by those i think of nostalgia buying them

Keep em in the fridge, munch on em

Did you know they make nutella ones now

Oh yeah. I remember when we just had grape or strawberry

Same. I put uncrustables in the same tier as corn dogs, pizza rolls, frozen pizza, etc.

You never need them, but sometimes its nice having a lazy meal option for those extra shit days

Bro the spicy chicken patties

Pop em in the air fryer, slice of cheese, ketchup, make a sandwich. Goated

You're missing out

[glad carbon]

no more gooning in the living room

[minor cypress]

Crispy, quick, ez.

Grilled cheese, but in air fryer.

Butter bread, assemble, put it in and forget

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/954291130944589854.gif

[minor cypress]

Hmmm sounds solid

I miss having a george foreman/ghetto panini press

Dorm room hero item

These days i cant really justify single use kitchen products. Too much clutter.

Same reason i haven't bought an espresso bar yet.

Thats the only plus of working as a barista before. I'd run the fuck outta that thing.

[arctic grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872760923771789323/1098737055774806087/attachment-3.gif?width=445&height=518

[minor cypress]

French press is my goto. I've gone full circle on the coffee bell curve.

From coffee is coffee > noo you need special things, back to coffee is coffee.

Aye. My goto is burr mill grinder, course grind, french press, steep and forget.

The burr mill grinder goes hard af. No heat exchange between blades, so no burnt oils + equal grind size so better brew.

God i don't miss the coffee tism days

Electric, just a different design

Do you like it when your coffee is dark as hell and has a little bit of sediment at the bottom, and strong as fuck?

Trust me, grab a french press then lol

You can even use it for tea infusions, lemonade, etx.

Simple af. Try it for coffee

I got banned from buying any more tea. Thank fuck we lost it all in the move.

Yeah, they're weak af. I like a good green or black tea.

You can also try brewing some chai and mix with coffee, its good

Not the box mixes, just actual legit chai

I also really like dirty matcha. Mix espresso, matcha and milk

I want something similar to this

I'm just really picky about the steam wand design and how easy it is to descale

Want a new fear? Watch your barista in between making drinks. If they aren't purging the steam wand every drink and wiping down, you are probably drinking curdled milk

Same. The coffee part was cozy. The people weren't

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1123620835945627738/goews_hard.gif

[minor cypress]

Nothing better than being super caffinated, jamming out to music, and the crew is vibing knocking things out

You would think, but half the fucks just want diabetus in a cup

Or god forbid you get the one asshole that wants a specific temp that has to be manually done and is scaling hot

The real W was our shop was next to a deli so we traded sandwiches for coffee

Me rolling up to the shop, asking for a 4 shot drink with 3 extra shots on top

"why is my almond milk drink not foamy"

when they want you to foam a heavy whipping cream drink

Or mf order a cappuccino with a low fat content dairy, then wonder why the foam is shit + cup is empty after they let the drink sit for 20 min

[green schooner]

looking in you remind me of that Starbucks employee complaining about making grown adults their coffee at 6 in the morning

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100180702357618688/1242299173252894760/1162066051694067823-1.gif

[minor cypress]

For real, the post steak dinner espresso hits different

[inland jackal]

[minor cypress]

Denied, you are now in charge of making whipped cream and restocking dairy

nah i was night/mid shift.

[green schooner]

I drink caffeine drinks I wouldn’t know

about coffee

[minor cypress]

Those heathens rolling up 5 min before close asking for beetus cups

[green schooner]

Multiple c4’s and bangs does the job

I can recommend it

To many

[minor cypress]

We'd have lobby closed, lights mostly off, and fuckers would still come through the drive through asking if we were open

[green schooner]

coffee monsters???

Ew what the fuck 😭

[minor cypress]

We just laugh at em over the mic and let them babble

God forbid the fuckers roll up and knock on the window

[green schooner]

That sounds like shit

[minor cypress]

The world would be so much more peaceful if we had mandatory public service gigs

[grizzled ingot]

I wish coffee works with me >:(

everytime I try to drink coffee to get my caffeine up all i get is the shits

[minor cypress]

Food service builds character and depression. Shit tier gig, but it humbles you.

[grizzled ingot]

I always gives freebies to deliverymans

[green schooner]

idk caffeine is cheap around here

2 C4’s is like

4 bucks

[grizzled ingot]

I wont tip unless I think its warranted but I give em free foods and stuff

[minor cypress]

Based.

[grizzled ingot]

Uber eats? I'll buy em an extra drink or a meal

hot outside? buy ice cream for em

cold? hot tea

[minor cypress]

My yearly tradition is around christmas time, if we go out to dinner, whatever check we have gets a tip rounded up to the next 100. Gotta spread some humanity somehow

[grizzled ingot]

its the least I can do for them, they deliver food all day, I give em a little bit of break

everyone needs em every now and then

[grizzled ingot]

bless you

we dont celebrate christmas here (i fucking hate it) but during ramadhan I'd usually grab a bunch of food for iftar and give em to the local orphanage

[minor cypress]

[grizzled ingot]

its nice being nice

just dont get a superiority complex for it

then you're just being nice to feel something

good man

next time ask them to teach you how to use a wok

[minor cypress]

Exactly. I never mention it and usually write a "yes i mean it" next to the tip line

Just so they don't call me and ask to confirm

[grizzled ingot]

"You will take my kindness"

[minor cypress]

I haven't reached that level of ballin yet. Soon

[grizzled ingot]

I just hate the american tipping system because it makes a pass for companies to not pay the employees fair wage

[minor cypress]

Agreed. We all hate it

[grizzled ingot]

its like "hey we're not gonna pay em shit so the responsibility falls to YOU the customer, eat my ass"

like the fuck

[minor cypress]

Aka me turning into shitfaced santa and gifting homies steam games

[grizzled ingot]

anyways i go play a board game with fren now

stay humane yall

that sounds bad but you get what i mean

[minor cypress]

Its a known rule, if your bday is coming up, you either have the steam wishlist updated or tell me what game you're getting.

No exceptions. People gotta have some joy and bdays suck the older you get.

Big brain plays

Eh, i have a grandpa like that but totally different situation. Dudes a shitbag trying to use money to win people over

He'll send his yearly $500 giftcards out, but its more hush money than him being nice

Nice. My fam has calmed down, but shit is split and messy af

We used to live around my grandpa, and he was into my mom at the time. Neglected her growing up a ton, spoiled the other kids Offered her a chunk of the business, houses, etc for sex. Mom said nah, would rather go homeless than do that. Packed up, moved us away to protect her kids. So now he sends my mom, me and siblings hush money.

Moms dad

So fuck that dude but i'll enjoy him repenting with $$$

Yep. Dudes a total creep. And the hush money is just to save his reputation, especially in the business world

Either that or he does the "lets go on this big vacation, ill pay" then cancels last minute for the 100th time

Same. Lifes good now, I invested heavily in isolating and containing any bs from my life

But damn, was getting there a fucking headache

I still haven't made my mind up on that one yet

Dads chilled out a ton, mom might need the home

Ladys got too many issues to handle. But they're young as hell compared to most peeps parents

Damn, well have a good one lol

Same. I prob won't need to put em in a home, moms only in her 40s

Had so many cases of people thinking my mom was my sister, or realizing my grandparents are their parents age

[runic kernel]

Hi Ted Hi spacezoro Hi Nobody Hi Falco

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[drowsy solstice]

why

[fleet silo]

YO THE KING LIVES

[inland jackal]

[runic kernel]

Hi W Hi Gyrard Hi thebitkiller Hi Dis

[hot snow]

elden ring dlc got me fucked up

and I'm not even done with the first area yet

this might literally take half thr fucking summer from me

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/669787107488956446.webp

[crimson flame]

is it really that hard

[hot snow]

well I'm kinda underleveled

but that's not the biggest problem

[crimson flame]

you always start at the same level regardless of your previous lv right?

[hot snow]

you mean like the dlc starts you at a certain level or something?

the only thing the dlc helps you with is like little boosts to damage and protection

but it doesn't give you any levels

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

hiii metro

[crimson flame]

i mean when you start the dlc at level 200 on vanilla playthrough, will you become more powerful than someone whos lv 80 on the vanilla playthrough?

[glad carbon]

what

i think dlc gear will be better than vanilla gear

[hot snow]

I would think that's obvious

yes

[crimson flame]

nice

[glad carbon]

you'd prolly have an easier time getting endgame vanilla gear than like

dlc gear of the same stats or whatever

[hot snow]

the non dlc game is pretty easy at level 150 where as the dlc is still hard at levels above that

the dlc is simply more demanding in most aspects

[naive bison]

Good morning brainfart

[hot snow]

gug

[minor cypress]

Can you start the dlc seperately, or do you need an existing character to go off of

[hot snow]

you gotta get to a certain point in the game to start it

which is pretty late on

either way you'll be under leveled if you start it right after beating the required boss

like me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239483516589445162/1255034031112978462/6hin22.png?ex=667ba906&is=667a5786&hm=7409168079022a13fa3941e1be5e490d9b60f210eb0a2e4b27aec282a57e2d27&

[minor cypress]

Damn. I dont remember what i was doing on my last save or whats even good anymore.

[hot snow]

nah you don't have to worry about what's good

[minor cypress]

Might have to respec and give it a go. Last time i played, blood katanas were OP

[hot snow]

you'll get your ass kicked even if you're using op weapons if you're under leveled

[hot snow]

you mean for pvp or pve?

I guess it doesn't matter since rivers of blood was nerfed to shit I think

[minor cypress]

For pve. I figured it would be nerfed.

[hot snow]

right now the weapons I'd consider "OP" for pve would be blasphemous blade and deaths poker

one scales with int and the other with faith

but figure out what you like

you can make pretty much any decent weapons op with the right ash of war

[naive bison]

did they patch save scumming crafting quality in rimworld 😭

nvm got an excellent assault rifle

[hot snow]

you should try save scumming a rim job

[coarse bear]

Would be goated

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239483516589445162/1254896418510868541/Screen_Recording_20240610_160656_TikTok.mp4?ex=667b28dd&is=6679d75d&hm=baf6def3bdb842428b4094460a7ddda3cf6c441dd356b68b52ca11b0bfc5631d&

[inland jackal]

@solar obsidian

[pale ingot]

Gulp...

[hot snow]

what are you gulping ham

they got tf2 in elden ring

even miyazaki wants tf2 revived

[pastel quartz]

Time for tf2

[hot snow]

elden fort

shadow of the team

or the other way around

[pale ingot]

wat er

[hot snow]

are you having difficulty typing because you are gulping water

[pale ingot]

no, I'm just retarded

[naive bison]

holy shit

im going to steal this and post it in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[hot snow]

I think that's how people get exiled to brainfart

[wintry trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915414623644160051/1255040670603804672/paul.jpg?ex=667baf35&is=667a5db5&hm=d097df4d5156bcebc60940c48abce9b5b92a2ba1cb140d81a75ed76d423e6e27&

[pale ingot]

you will be Brainfart exiled by josta

[pastel quartz]

Not even a problem

[naive bison]

pretty sure stalker memes are fine

[pale ingot]

freedomer fucks bloodsucker jokes arent

[pale ingot]

neither is sex mod for gamma

[naive bison]

is stalker meme/gif

[pale ingot]

ok bro

go post it and see what happens

[hot snow]

yeah be our test dummy

if they let that slide they're gonna have a fun time in the future

[coarse bear]

[stone blade]

Gm

[stone blade]

The answer is racism

[lapis zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[stone blade]

Me fr

[hot snow]

no I will not show you my spagghetio falco

[stone blade]

me when they don't have Monster in the store

[lapis zinc]

me when no whisky left

[wintry trail]

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-laughing-gif-20120575

[hot snow]

just make it yourself

you could use your own blood at this point

and half the process is done

[stone blade]

true

[grizzled meadow]

Only correct answer 🤝

[wintry trail]

What if instead of henry hill he was freaky hill and instead of being a thug he was a thug hunter

[grizzled meadow]

Demolish this user with hammers

[hot snow]

I'd prefer blades

and maybe some sorcery

[lapis zinc]

that was kinda in the movie when they start killing off the heist members

[wintry trail]

Henry wasnt part of that tho wasnt he

He had nothing to do with lufthansa

[lapis zinc]

he almost was

[wintry trail]

Jimmy is the ultimate thug hunter in fiction

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-robert-de-niro-jimmy-conway-smoking-cigarette-gif-22809327

Too bad he got shot in the face by joaquin phoenix

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1254918960802037821/88820240623_235245043.mp4?ex=667b3ddb&is=6679ec5b&hm=14fdedb0b21de12caae6defeb3558c68ddadd5d80685656fe92519dbcef4f012&

[minor cypress]

coworker was venting to me about some issues, which eventually led to him getting screened for adhd. Good news, he doesn't have it.

[glad carbon]

[minor cypress]

Bad news, they slapped him with the autism diagnosis

[final cedar]

what does he have?

[minor cypress]

[final cedar]

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1255049461089173535/John_Rambo_in_Half-Life_2720P_HD.mp4?ex=667bb765&is=667a65e5&hm=e20d40bdc4131aad1aecf23c1f2064765ccd00163e84b0130ca5b6eb6410ebfe&

[final cedar]

what your company does tism screenings?

[hot snow]

I guess if you don't have adhd you're bound to have autism

[grizzled ingot]

Its called inclusivity

[minor cypress]

Nah, we were just bsing about things and i mentioned it to him

[grizzled ingot]

for what, i dont know

aw

I thought the company was like mandatory to have at least x amounts of people diagnosed with autism for inclusivity

[minor cypress]

we work IT, its one or the other bro

[grizzled ingot]

is this men's loser IT or polish

afaik there's only two people working on IT, i've never seen a third archetype

[hot snow]

holy fuck that's good

[minor cypress]

Theres the linux thighhighs, but i delegate that to the programmers

[grizzled ingot]

that'd do it

dude I worked as an intern in a hospital IT and let me tell you

50% of what I do there is playing command and conquer generals

[minor cypress]

Shit bro all you had to say was hospital IT

[grizzled ingot]

the other 25% is dealing with bullshit technical prolems

[grizzled ingot]

intern, intern

[minor cypress]

Ahh

[grizzled ingot]

I didnt do actual software programming

I was there to shadow and assist

[minor cypress]

So.....give me these reports and reimage these machines?

[grizzled ingot]

yep

well that, and solving things like "why wont it print"

"why can I open this file"

[minor cypress]

Nice. I almost feel bad for the dude. At least he knows now. Dude was older, and "that wasn't a thing growing up, they just whooped our ass." Etc.

Many such cases.

[grizzled ingot]

ouch

the best part about is that the IT room is this small-ish room of server that's cold as hell compared to the rest of the offices, but we had no chair so I had to sit on a PC Case

ocassionally I'd get a call from my senior telling me to do reset the server or do things and check if it's functioning or not

[minor cypress]

Had a dude call tonight about some access DB giving out of mem message when doing reports. For a 2mb file. Thankfully it was a small side project he was doing.

[grizzled ingot]

tonight?

damn and you responded?

[minor cypress]

Bro was gonna setup a whole access db solely for spreadsheet reporting. I told him he should just use power Bi and acted like i was the 2nd coming of christ

[minor cypress]

99% of my time here is on the clock bro

[grizzled ingot]

dude

Feierabend

[minor cypress]

Did you find the emergency whiskey?

[grizzled ingot]

if there's one thing I learned in my trip to Manheim is that Feierabend is a fucking MUST

[minor cypress]

12hr shifts at night lmao

[grizzled ingot]

once i'm off the clock, i'm off the clock

oh yeah no you're fucked lmao

[grizzled ingot]

No, BUT I did bring durian

the server room smelled like durian for days after lmao

it wont affect the servers tho

[minor cypress]

Same. I've been that way for ages. I rarely even say bye when its clock out time. I just shutdown

[minor cypress]

You fucking monster

[grizzled ingot]

Look unlike you who has weak tongue, we loved durians

I brought two fruitfuls and we devoured em

[minor cypress]

Never tried it, just know it smells. Its on the todo list

[grizzled ingot]

the server no longer smells of clean maintained machineries

but delicious durians

[minor cypress]

[grizzled ingot]

Full disclaimer, you will either hate it or love it

[minor cypress]

Is it like citrus?

[grizzled ingot]

usually if you hate the smell you'll hate the taste. But the rare cases that the opposite happens exists

nnnnnnnnnnnno.

i'll give you an idea how extreme it is

for those who love it, it smells sweet and fragrant, and it tastes like the sweetest and most succulent fruit imaginable

for those who hate it, it smells like a rotting corpse, and tastes about the same

[grizzled ingot]

yep, that's how people who likes it tastes it.

[minor cypress]

The fuck you mean it either tastes like cheesecake or garlic cheese almonds at the same time

[grizzled ingot]

I've had a friend who said the durian smells, and tastes like rotten meat

this is while we're eating it

[minor cypress]

Is it kinda like cilantro?

[grizzled ingot]

look i'll give you the Durian Lover™️ opinion

[final cedar]

"creative problem solving, challenging work environment"
Be creative with a budget of 1500$ a year and deal with a mix of thousands of antiquated computers and IoT devices

[naive bison]

[grizzled meadow]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

Told him

[grizzled ingot]

there's no one way to describe durian. You just have to be there to eat it, and judge for yourself

[lusty sonnet]

smartest brainfarter

[grizzled ingot]

some people say its sweet. some people say its like cheesecake. some people say its like caramel.

[minor cypress]

Real and true. Fuck hospital IT. Never again

[grizzled ingot]

some say its rotten fish. flesh, veggies

fuck i've heard someone said it smells like Rafflesia Arnoldi

so yeah, dont like theorycraft too much for durian.

this isnt underrail

[minor cypress]

So, for the longest time, i thought mangos were supposed to taste like juicy black pepper.

Turns out, i'm allergic and just liked the allergy taste.

[hot snow]

@pale ingot you stupid roman

meri si mai bea apa sa te calmezi

[grizzled ingot]

b r u h

but yea kinda like cilantro i guess

you can either taste cilantro or a bar of soap

the problem is you'll either LOVE this cilantro or want to throw it across the road.

[minor cypress]

I still know what mango tastes like, and i still get the mango flavor. Just with extra pepper taste.

[grizzled ingot]

mmmm spicy

worth its weight in gold dust

[final cedar]

buddy of mine did a pen test. Ended up being charged with hacking federal networks cause the departments barely communicated and the person who authorized it wasn't aware that the head of IT didn't grasp the concept of security audit. Took months to clear

[grizzled ingot]

also fun fact

in Melbourne, a university had to be evacuated due to a gas leak or gas attack

turns out its a fucking durian left unattended.

[minor cypress]

he uh....had a signed rules of engagement, right?

[lusty sonnet]

that's why you get a tight as fuck Scope and rules of engagement

[minor cypress]

And stayed in scope

Right???

[lusty sonnet]

only logical

[minor cypress]

Don't tell me he just got a verbal thumbs up and slapped all the metasploit modules at things

[dreamy flax]

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🌁 53% humidity
🍃 SE 142° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ 25.85°C (78.53°F)

[final cedar]

as far as I remember the departments had seperate legal entities, admin vs IT and they didn't consent because their audit ended up being so laughably bad so they had to drag this issue out in front of court

[hot snow]

spicy weather

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Zalău, Romania

:clock10: 25 June 2024, 10:30 (10:30 AM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 73% humidity
🍃 ESE 114° | 3.48 m/s wind
🌡️ 22.85°C (Feels like 23.85°C)
73.13°F (Feels like 74.93°F)

[hot snow]

shit

not much different

[minor cypress]

That sounds incredibly accurate and federal

[dreamy flax]

:flag_gl: Nuuk, Greenland

:clock6: 25 June 2024, 06:30 (06:30 AM)
🌍 -1.0 (America/Nuuk)
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 75% humidity
🍃 NNE 30° | 4.02 m/s wind
🌡️ 4.85°C (Feels like 0.85°C)
40.73°F (Feels like 33.53°F)

[lusty sonnet]

pretty hot

[hot snow]

I'd rather 5 degrees than 30

[lusty sonnet]

amen

[hot snow]

which is probably what it's gonna be soon cause it's gonna start raining again

[minor cypress]

Ill trade you

[dreamy flax]

🌡️ 80.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 26.667c (celsius)

[hot snow]

hey it's not far from our air

[minor cypress]

26c at 2am btw

[hot snow]

oh yeah

ok yeah that's gonna suck in the morning

[lusty sonnet]

23c at 9am

[hot snow]

and afternoon

[minor cypress]

Tell me about it 💦

[minor cypress]

Wake up at 6p, hot. Stay awake, hot. Go to bed. Less hot. Wake up, sweat.

[hot snow]

I don't eat 2 of those things and I dislike one of them

I'm not gonna state which for the sake that I don't get raided by angry food people

[lusty sonnet]

yesterday I realised that my dehumidifier can also spit out cold air, I'm actually chilling this summer till it dies

I've had this thing for like 5 years, just now found about the bootleg AC function

[hot snow]

imma raw dogging the summer with a big fan

[minor cypress]

Spits out cold air?

go on. Ours usually dumps heat

[hot snow]

cause the only AC I have is a giant portable one that doesn't fit in my room

[minor cypress]

Our home ac works fine enough. We keep it on 68, and on really got days it only gets up to 73ish inside

[lusty sonnet]

yeah if it dehumidifies it's heat but when you turn that off it's just cold recycled air

[minor cypress]

Its worth the electric bill hike. Fuck being hot

[hot snow]

if only I had properly integrated ac and not a washing machine shaped mechanical abomination

[minor cypress]

A what

[hot snow]

I don't even know man

I've had this thing for so fucking long I have no idea how it still works

I haven't even really used it cause the fan works fine enough

and it's probably more cost efficient

definitely more space efficient

[minor cypress]

The small units can be a life saver in a pinch

Need to hire a dude to do an energy audit and see where our heat/cold loss is coming from in the house. Hopefully it's as simple as adding insulation from the attic

[thin trench]

Здарова всем

[minor cypress]

[lusty sonnet]

Thursday 2pm, gonna get my new car

[stone blade]

So you mean to tell me the temperature changes EVERYDAY even though its the exact same sun?
I don't believe it

[minor cypress]

Nice, whatcha getting

[hot snow]

you're feeling it right now ivan

I know your brain is constantly high off monster but the facts are right there

[minor cypress]

Hmm, nine days. Maybe its possible

[lost epoch]

Do like me and absolutely hate coffee

[lusty sonnet]

Audi A3 Sportback, it just barely fit in my junior budget

[lost epoch]

Its smell is nauseating

[lusty sonnet]

going from a ford focus to audi a3

[minor cypress]

The worst part is i don't want to quit caffeine to not be dependent, i just want it to hit hard again

[low atlas]

I feel that

I try to quit caffeine when uni is chill so when things get hectic again I can chug one out and last

[frail scaffold]

It never hit me that ppl can have a caffeine addiction

A physical one at least

[minor cypress]

Looks cozy. I just got a buick enclave, 30k miles for 9k

Im embracing the childless dad van, its cozy to drive.

[lusty sonnet]

yeah looks cozy asf

like the look of it

[minor cypress]

It fits the "i can't justify a truck but want to haul shit" criteria

Fit so many groceries in that bad boy

[minor cypress]

Yep. Monkey brain likes its treats.

[frail scaffold]

I like the taste of coffee but only have it occasionally

[lusty sonnet]

think mine is like 44k or something like that but i'll have to pay 150 euros a month for 4 years

then it's time for a new one

[minor cypress]

Nice. I was lucky, wifes family was getting rid of an extra car they didn't use. Dropped the 9k, its totally paid off

[lusty sonnet]

nice asf

[minor cypress]

No car note, just insurance, and i know it was taken care of

[lusty sonnet]

I have no clue how or what for insurance, I know just know work takes care of it

[minor cypress]

Nice. Im still getting used it it, its bigger than what im used to driving.

[hot snow]

I agree with this propaganda

[minor cypress]

Biggest thing ive drove around is a jeep

[narrow lotus]

Caffeine also increases body temp by 1-2 degrees

So in the summer is actually bad

[lusty sonnet]

I swear I almost got a Mini Cooper cuz it's cozy small car but that screen in the middle is that horrible to look at

[minor cypress]

Im not a big fan of the touchscreen anything these days

Just give me music controls, cruise control and thats it.

[lusty sonnet]

fair fair

only thing i need is a cable to plug in my phone for bootleg spotify and Waze

[minor cypress]

My minds still reeling over having the car remember and auto adjust seat positions

And i still don't trust the push to start stuff

[lusty sonnet]

it'll be keyless sadly as well

and no more manual car either

[minor cypress]

It breaks my entire pocket pat routine, and i know im gonna leave that shit inside the car eventually

[lusty sonnet]

it'll be fun to learn a new car

i hope

[minor cypress]

Yeah, im liking it so far. Only gripe is the cruise control is aggro as fuck

You tell it you wanna go 70, its wasting no time getting you there

[lusty sonnet]

can't you tweak it a bit?

ah ye

just full speed to 70

[minor cypress]

Yep, no ramp up. But for a not a minivan, it hauls ass

[lusty sonnet]

i'm gonna miss driving 80kmph (55mph) in second gear though

[minor cypress]

explain, i know very little car stuff + dont drive manual

Closest comparison i have is ATVs

[austere shadow]

Gork seeing boykisser memes
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1097192367070662676/1254927807126175794/AkZaBuP1S7t1.mp4?ex=667b4618&is=6679f498&hm=0fbd2dc0fac5c3241443aea6ba149135035bf182ed0f39d9076152c819498ac7&

[lusty sonnet]

1st gear is to start, stop, manoeuvring and shit like that, 2nd is to build up speed but you can really hear your engine roar at higher speeds and then you flatline in a comfort gear (usually 5th or 6th) for highways

[narrow lotus]

i drive 4th gear on highway at 4500 rpm

cleaning up them internals

[lusty sonnet]

[pastel quartz]

zoro rimrim whenwhen

[minor cypress]

When not work and feeling it lol

[pastel quartz]

no rimrims..?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/cD-G7HqOCv8

[hot snow]

strigoi have you played the elden ring dlc yet

[lusty sonnet]

4th is me asking my car to drive like 90km/h, above that and it suffers in 4th gear

[hot snow]

stop talking about rim jobs

[lusty sonnet]

2nd gear hits different for some reason

[hot snow]

you'll have time for that later

[narrow lotus]

2nd gear feels good cause thats when the turbo kicks in and actually propels the car

[pastel quartz]

yeah I beat the retarded guy in the dog costume and the uh lady with dual wielding

[hot snow]

I only beat the dog

[lusty sonnet]

me at traffic lights frfr

[hot snow]

are you not exploring shit strigoi

[minor cypress]

Ah. So, comparing to atv, its start/stop 1st gear, get rpm up, clutch, shift for higher speeds, repeat for going faster or clutch/shift to 1st when stopping?