#πͺbruh-fart
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wait detector key not 6 im playing anomaly thats o
ok
im in anomaly rn
Whats gamma
its o
i made a anomaly modpack that runs well
ah shit i crashed and my door fell off
some niche modpack for a nerdy post-apocalyptic game
The awareness is strong in this one
Metro?
so much for safety eh
Stalker
it fell apart af
Never heard of it
wait what happens if i crash into a stalker
use disguises and try to make it to butcher asap
then to dead city
he'll die, idk if they count it as your attack
I'm new here
leave whilst you can'
hello, new here 
im delight
save yourself
welcome to hell
come here you freedomer
Is this channel strictly for posting memes?
we have pakistani femboys here, would you like some
!topic
@last umbra
POST MEMES IN HERE, NO POLITICS, NOTHING ABOUT WARS THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.
Where the brain can fart. Home of Fridayposting/Batemanposting/Anikiposting/Gachimuchiposting/Jermaposting/Wiseposting/Man-made horror beyond comprehension/Jinxposting and more to come.
Sometime we also provide psychological support, for some reason.
I would but i'm busy right now
DO NOT SLANDER ME BUSY
me too
yup i killed it
I'd like if it you guys weren't so weird tho
Seeing the previous messages as I scroll up... It's not looking good

batemanposting, aldo loved those ones
there we go
do not immediately start advertising yourself, come on man, have some class, wait till you're intoduced
ngl, the description aged
Im about to
It did
Do lockdown it'll be funny
dont u dare lockdown the chat
And don't unlock till 5 hours later
Can we get some memes here
why cant i drive to other maps
game engine issue
nah man wth
Oh.
@narrow lotus you can lockdown brainfart on a condition if you ask the cute cassier their number and talk to her after work
Anxiety levels would murder me before i even get a word out
no lockdowns for you then

go eat your veggies
and grow strong
Can't be as bad as mine, you got this dude
Guys I have a good one
weren't you leaving
Womp womp
Nah
Womp womp
be on your merry way
Leave brainfart whilst you can
Womp womp
Scroll a dating app till you find the cute cassier
Womp womp
I have gone mentally insane
Femboy lag
This is how gamers see btw
CSGO players on their way to spill their drink cause they didn't practice the recoil pattern of drinking water
Im taking a shit
Dark souls fans memorizing the shower's attack patterns
what the fuck do i drop im a fucking loot goblin
(they eventually die cause it's dark souls)
cooking kits
Wtf
Now we wait
Loot fellr
For you to get exiled again
This sounds like turkersterone but instead of turning you turkish it turns you into flop (a twink)
til that turkersterone is a thing
We know u won't find redemption fiend
and the latter would be flopstrogen
ah yes, the furry/nationalist-rone
no hercules
not a real loot goblin zorry
didnt find any as loose loot yet π
wait
BRO IS EXILED
@ancient lynx
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why is it the low quality one
idk
Keemstar is a bald retard

Correct
Wasn't he called a gnome or something
Ah
But yk whats Crazy
Like how big the low taper fade meme still is
The wha meme, i don't remember that one
I am, but i do remember when he used to play that one game
The other br that sucked
And he wasnt streaming for kids at the time so he used to say some funny shit
YOU'RE SO RIGHT!
I still don't even know what the game is called, its not pubg despite fitting the criteria
@narrow lotus @heavy peak
H1Z1
That's what it was

Original message was deleted
Yeah it deleted
sorry, busy doxxed himself, but there was a furry bodypillow
Oh thats the white haired guy from the anime
just wank at any furry dakimakura of your personal preference and pretend I posted it
I can see it ig
its the guy in my pfp
Me neither
it's more exciting when its posted by you ππ
he's a little silly
I guess i shouldn't be surprised you're a furry with a pfp like that
TRUE
busy furry arc
it begins
I wonder when ill get mine
I wonder....

Not Gabriel Ultrakill 
Real
Was it actually
Aldo's real name is John Brainfart
yknow what
i think ive tortured myself enough via cdda
im gonna play it again..
but this time with not a retarded start
Iunno, I was busy cooking to see
Gabriel body pillow is acceptable

MODS







I'm being overpowered by the urge to draw an emoji swastika 
do it in another server 
good idea i'll do it in offtopic
what a nice man
i wonder if hes been affiliated with any minors recently
bro what
Hi Strigoi Hi Delight Hi Shine | donut Hi spacezoro
Hello chat :)
Hi C o r i
Look at my Car him angy
MALICIOUS INTENT
him moving houses next week 

Hello cori
hello floppie
anything to evade said reality
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the whole idea of cats getting high from catnip because it's evolutionary beneficial for them to seek it is amusing to me
imagine washing your hands with soap and cumming from that
Jesus Christ my cat nearly opened up my stitches whilst laying next to me
They have stuff even more potent called silvervine
That gave me a heart attack
Makes you wonder what other things animals overreact to that we have no clue about
Silver vine has long been known to elicit euphoric response in cats.[11] The reaction to silver vine is similar to the response to catnip, but appears to be more intense.[12] Silver vine is an alternative to catnip, and many cats that do not react to catnip will respond positively to silver vine powder made from dried fruit galls.[12]
damn
so the cats have super cocaine
Yep. I've done tests with both of them, silvervine goes way harder
brother test drugging his poor orange entity
They will drag it around the house and defend it, so we always have to get 2 of them
cats must have had a real fucking problem with mosquitoes back in the day to have a habit so strong still
Well if this smug jackass knew how to grow a pair and defend himself, we wouldn't have that issue
Feel zero pity for the orange blob, hes a spoiled brat.
Oh

are you using any martial arts lmao
brawling maaaaan
did you disarm your opponent at least? 
on that build i have archery perks, i wanna see if its worthwhile

i considered it
It should just auto-trigger if I havent missed any serious combat changes
but also wtf was your skill level, melee 3?
P!8ball is busy retarded
:8ball: Never!
P!8ball am i retarded
:8ball: I would rather not say.
99 Strength, no Vigor, Giant Crusher only
Hi Artyom Hi usagi Hi ham Hi weylin
Hello catboyo
ΠΊΡΠΎ Ρ ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΊ Π½Π°ΠΌ ΠΏΡΠΈΠ΄ΡΡ, ΠΎΡ ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠ° ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎΠ³ΠΈΠ±Π½Π΅Ρ
What he say
none of your business
oh man
those tiny meatballs with arrabbiata sauce just hit the spot
Alright
P!8ball do I deserve to be confined to my exile
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
god fucking dammit
helper lives matter
:flag_nl: Dutch (Nederlands, Vlaams)
β¬οΈ
mΓ«atenshlapen
let's wash that nice meal down with some pomegranate jusss
oh god I forgor that pomegranate jusss is kinda weird
π bz π is π fruity π
"nvm he got hands"
bomb threat = still teaching
also for the last one
it wont ever happen
cause idk where that school is

yknow what
that run wouldve gone well if i didnt try to eat a mf
the run would have went well if you didn't die
true
i had a choice to leave the survivor dude alone and live my life
or attack him
and i picked the wrong choice
school shootings have become the norm 
are you kolender's alt
what are those unhealthy degree of nerding for no reason
also
retard
the joke is that ryan gosling won't ever come to school
because i dont know where the school is
because i am ryan gosling
Got banned by s5yn a while ago
he has become too spicy and got banned
reached critical levels of unfunny

He was slain
Rest in piss
speaking of critical unfunny
mods check this guy, he may be kolender's alt
literally who the fuck is that
i don't even know you
who the fuck are you
Dude brainfart mfs are so retarded I stg
Slain Helper
Everytime someone gets insulted in any way the response is ALWAYS
"Dude... who the freak are you!!?!??"
bro he's accusing me of being somebody else
Idc
It's something i've noticed
How do you not know who busy isβ¦.
? am i supposed to?
unless he turned water to wine i don't think i care

Fr
Lurk more
ah, padded cell regular
i see
Youβre here donβt act better than us
To touch this channel is to sin
Really pathetic
no
Everyone in here should kill themselves
Yes
i bought red orange juice from Lidl
it was good and weird at the same time
jus d'orange
it was a taste that....you couldnt rly say you liked it but you also wanted to try it over and over
red orange juice?
ye
Blood Orange is called
YOU'RE SO RIGHT βΌοΈ
okay kolender chill
The blood orange is a variety of orange with crimson, near blood-colored flesh. It is one of the sweet orange varieties (Citrus Γ sinensis). It is also known as the raspberry orang
Ohβ¦. Was wondering what yβall were yapping about.
Why didnβt you just call it by itβs name to begin with
Sicilian orange or whatever i guess
wedonotcare
how close is it to a grapefruit
Who the fuck called it a red orange instead of a blood orange
i didnt know until i searched it , on the box it says Red Orange
Portocale Rosii
Iedy
Portokale 
Yo final challenge
Rorange
Let yo bih stroke yo bone
this is the brand I used to drink before
well grapefruit tastes like horseshit and the blood orange is very good
I care.
Iβm the one who cared.
Oh yeahh the Santal
Yeah same tbf
Havent had one in a good while
but it's probably gone from mordor now too
fuck you grapefruit is based 
βMmmyes I love the taste of battery acid so good mmmmβ
What did bro mean by this
why do you know what battery acid tastes like ryry
grapefruit is nice if you don't eat the

Skill
Pulp
explains why youre so retarded atleast 
cheap energy drinks taste like how i think battery acid tastes like
feels in your belly the same way
How is this a movie on HBO max bro
How do you NOT know what battery acid tastes like??????
i haven't had energy drinks in years
the last turk in turkey (they are all in germany)
For real though
and i thought netflix is ass
wtf is that
Top watched in Romania : 1st place - BORAT
Also iedy made his name suspiciously furry
:)))))))
Cringe
ryry
netflix is worse
the only thing i think of when hearing that song is Benson from Regular Show busting it down like a mf
STEFAN CEL MARE
who posted this picture bro i swear someone did before me rn

Whoever made it should go outside
Time to watch young sheldon
this must be one of the oldests reposts on this server
saving that shit π³
chill the hormones

grap an ak12 monolight's light and go ham in Pripyat
dear god they are not wearing their masks they are gonna fucking die from acute radiation poisoning, real zone hood shit
i aint no drug addict but freedom girl is redhead so for freedom !
:flag_hu: PornΓ³apΓ‘ti, 9796 Hungary
:clock4: 24 June 2024, 16:30 (04:30 PM)
π +2.0 (Europe/Budapest)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 47% humidity
π NE 35Β° | 4.97 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 24.85Β°C (76.73Β°F)
also monolith girl is white haired so for monolith !
anime detected, obligatory kys
(keep yourself safe)
are you an anarchist then? 
why did we both eye her up at the same time
Nonono
Say it.
there's no radiation in army warehouses near the tank she's good
Say it
bandit girl on some mischievous shit
:flag_ro: Transylvania, Romania
:clock5: 24 June 2024, 17:31 (05:31 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Broken clouds
π 63% humidity
π E 85Β° | 1.32 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 23.85Β°C (74.93Β°F)
Duty girl will sit on your face with full gear ( you will be crushed )

:flag_ro: IaΘi, Romania
:clock5: 24 June 2024, 17:32 (05:32 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Scattered clouds
π 54% humidity
π WNW 300Β° | 3.6 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 24.85Β°C (76.73Β°F)
I donβt know what this is but I donβt like it
:flag_md: CΔlΔraΘi, Romania
:clock5: 24 June 2024, 17:32 (05:32 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Clear sky
π 24% humidity
π NE 53Β° | 5.7 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 33.85Β°C (Feels like 31.85Β°C)
92.93Β°F (Feels like 89.33Β°F)
it's 30 celsius in my room motherfucker
lol he picked the moldova one kys
:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania
:clock5: 24 June 2024, 17:32 (05:32 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Clear sky
π 42% humidity
π E 80Β° | 6.69 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 31.85Β°C (Feels like 32.85Β°C)
89.33Β°F (Feels like 91.13Β°F)
IEDY GO TO YOUR BOT SPAM CONTAINMENT THREAD REEEEEEEE
my overheating antiquity makes sure my room never gest uncomfortably cold
hollup lemme hit that
MODERATORS ARE IMMUNE TO THE RULES REEEEEEEEEE FUCK FALCO
p!trivia hard
To win π₯500, answer this question in 10 seconds
What is the real hair colour of the mainstream comic book version (Earth-616) of Daredevil?
[1] Auburn
[2] Blonde
[3] Brown
[4] Black
4
Incorrect! The correct answer is Blonde
fuck idk
@grizzled meadow
kurwa
(full volume video is quiet)
I will mananc a ROM
never heard of her
p!rob @pale ingot
hamma__ doesn't have at least π₯250 on hand, not worth robbing.
da-te drq de sclav
p!bal
π₯0
π₯500
π₯500
Fawk yor mader
jet
watch this money spread
romanian activities
friendly fire
β οΈ Friendly Fire will not be tolerated!
I HATE DARK SOULS I HATE DARK SOULS
did i ask
Skill issue skill issue
I wanna kill that woman
my dog made me invade syria and iraq and take northern territories
Havenβt seen this one before
woah you're a sigma
"long before time was invented"
I don't wanna be touched by you
remove the comma
clearly not a real enjoyer (original screenshot)
is this elden ring
yes
btw berserk is mid
ok
the art is good but story meh
oguzy why so bait
Bait used to be believable
No real man would call Berserk mid. Are you a femboy?
are you griffith?
Schnoz best character fr
I havent read berserk yet
Btw the golden arch is really good but after that everything is copying itself
you should read it, its pretty good
What dragon
Idk 
Spoilers fuck @grizzled meadow ban these people
they deleted evidence ban them even harder
berserk spoiler: griffith gets freaky
@pale ingot do you fuck with Sign 2 - Susumu Hirasawa OST?
Who?
who is berserk

the first 13 volume is good
||Which fucking dragon||
fuck this looks good
those ost's are god tier
mr berserk when he's berserking
@stone blade what do you call the bulgarian pepper
what the fuck are you yapping about
Do yall fw Farming Simulator 2023
The bersereker armor looks like it's a medieval Crysis Nanosuit
Only set on Maximum Strength

It kinda is
Song:Sign II
Artist:Susumu Hirasawa
From:Berserk Chapter Millenium Falcon (PS2)
Except it kills you if you use it
yeah I'm gonna download ps2 game
it fits right in honestly
techncially the nanosuit also "kills" the host as it takes over the user's everything and he becomes a ceph or shit + he can get controlled by the alpha ceph or shit if he is close
iedgy from 1 to zece cat de beat esti
real whimsical shit. i fw this
Ash Crow - Susumu Hirasawa Soundtracks for BERSERK γγ«γ»γ«γ―
εΉ³ζ²’ι² Susumu Hirasawa
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhQereiKBtCRaNXsCDClWtBzMg5MfyE31
acum deloc
vineri am venit acasa la 5 dimineata
eram pisat pe mn
Do yall fw sneaky snitch
i fw sneaky snitch heavy
π€
asa e cand vii de la biserica duminica
aventurile tineretii
how can I say I'm gonna jerk of in romanian
β€οΈ
offff doamne scoate-ma din sectorul 5
Bucurestean spotted
o sa sug pula
β you my side hoe
cry at this user
it's ok i live in sector 6 not the worst
Wanna make a vow of mastery
kys
sucuk
hamma
Bucharestians 
unde-i ursu hamma ?
sug pula mea


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β¬οΈ
sug red thing
killed the fucking bot
:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
β¬οΈ
sug red thing
bro
:flag_id: Indonesian (Bahasa Indonesia)
β¬οΈ
imi sug anyway
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70 episode anime cya next week brainfart 
only 70?
tf is this
i watched till about halfway through dressrosa and then lost the ability to watch anime
i now only read manga
i never watched one episode
Paprika?
Π§ΡΡΠΊΠ°

omg is that azumanga daioh!!!!!!
ΠΠΈΡΠΊΠ°

pitcku ti materi
Yeah, in Bulgarian it translates as pepper
i love understanding what my slavic brothers says without translation 
For some reason i got it 
is berdthday
Guess it's some form of an insult
and i am 1 8
which means i gotta fuckign vote now :(
so dont vote
where do you live
You don't have to
america?
yeah
and the 2 runner ups have loony tunes names
joe biden
donald trump
actually duckworld characteres
What's ups
Parcel delivery service
*ducktales
american democracy is a comedy
anyone who isn't american cannot make fun of our government
so fuck you ig
I wanna vote for borat
borat would be cool to vote for
he seems down to earth
I can
good

I will make fun of lobbying as many times as i want
i will also do this
fuck lobbying, its just corruption with extra steps
At least in russia corruption is easy 
we need teddy roosovelt back
easy to spot more like
they are better at hiding it here, so its best to assume that everyone is corrupt one way or another
Well it depends on how you cook it
true
I heard that americans use too much corn sugar or however the fuck its called
high fructose corn syrup
corn syrup
and that is largely a modern country/western thing, corn syrup is in everything
p!trivia hard
To win π₯500, answer this question in 10 seconds
Where does the book "The Silence of the Lambs" get its title from?
[1] The villain's favourite meal
[2] The voice of innocent people being shut by the powerful
[3] The relation it has with killing the innocents
[4] The main character's trauma in childhood
2
Incorrect! The correct answer is The main character's trauma in childhood
Don't they say that it's healthier or some shit lol
i dont think anyone says that
i think its just an alternative to sugar or something, idk
Yeah smth like that
HAH
idk i never read it or watched it
!lockingdown

i know nobody else did
p!trivia
weak minded
if you dont have money for it
spam conjuration spells until you're max level, then summon it with unnatural powers
i buy it if its good this is why i havent bought a game in a while
Helldivers 2 was the last game i got and i got it on a 3rd party site for even cheaper
If it's something really good and I'll put time into and have fun with, it's worth the money
No brainer
i wish i knew about hte mods on the right, would have made my modded fallout 4 expirience a lot better imo
well at the absolute worst everyone pirates the game and you get zero
that's both highly unlikely, and statistically impossible
i'm terrified of the idea the mods on the left are all real
some of them are
the more wild ones i dont think are real though
wtf is a "cunny enabler" like what is that supposed to fucking do
dropping 9x18
That's a good word from the creator of the game which got region priced above my personal limit for games lmao
I know it's because of steam and newblood but whatever
but the ears!!!

"me after i see ___"

Never played it
Ξ£:b
go to brainfart
newcomer horny posting
computer
replicate me feeling happy
omg hes so jacked and strong hes definetly a strong man

fucked up when someone does this and doesn't realise how destoryed their body is gonna be in not even 10 years
@fierce sparrow (spearz_61600) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Enough with the cringeposting
horny? it says lol
Nice ass tho
oh darling it's not even his final form
Literally "admins laughing at my slightly racist meme before banning me" 
after i put 200 in a savings account, but i gotta make one of those first
"your apy is blah, but this is subject to change whenever we feel like or want to change it"
wtf do you mean you can just randomly change my apy? you're just gonnna change it the moment i get any large amount in the savings account, so it stops accuring interest
become an admin and you can do it too
I can?
people say god doesn't exist
then who do you think sends rain after a flashstorm in rimworld?
what is "light ovulation" then?
Brainfart being braonfart
at least its not pornfart
people review bombed elden ring dlc for... being hard
classical
game journalists got to it
π
asmongold viewers*
wym
and you know they're pretending to be OGs cuz they're talking about not being able to dodge thru certain attacks
which 1st off doesnt happen and s2nd off, AOTA
what's new
ok but its at mixed reviews rn
Ruki Bazuki the Bogdanov long lost brother
no i meant what's new about some retards not levelling up (in brain mentality level)?
it deserves overwhelming positive ofc
i mean most people are playing end game where levelling doesnt matter anymore cuz they reached soft caps, but you're right just get more scadurtreee fragments
or summon you casual
they literally buffed spirit summons
strength/dex at 40 vigor was more than enough
I dont think this is what they meant by Field of Glory
quality builds go hard now with DLC weapons
i know i tested that, Milady cooked Rellana hard
bro leveled dex
!ptrivia hard
for lightning
did people get the new dlc expecting the bosses to be a quick stroll?
p!trivia hard
To win π₯500, answer this question in 10 seconds
Nazi Germany surrendered on Harry Truman's birthday while he was president.
[1] False
[2] True
fuckin who
2
Time is up!
oh there is a time limit
try dragon great katana, power stance with double slice great tana
p!trivia hard
You must wait 9 minutes, 39 seconds to use this command again.
p!trivia hard
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kill this dude
loser
they are fake OGs and just watch asmongold for their early dark souls experience so prob
star fist cooked messmer.
imo none of the bpsses are harder than malenia or artorias yet
too many moves and most of them one shot you
that's the general issue with bosses
level vig reet
Dodge
I don't like the general dark souls 3 approach to bosses
or wear DCT or BTSR
they made the game "haha boss hard" sim
simply use magic 
bro thats what souls is π
never was
Cope, Dodge or use Magic
AotA?
who
HAHAHAHA
me i asked cause you're struggling on dancing lion
idk I don't like elden ring so I probably wont ever play the dlc
the open world feels like a downgrade than upgrade
Oh ok
literally trolling
I am not
"dark souls was never about hard bosses"
bait used to be believable
where did your DNA formation go wrong?
it was about hard regular encounters 
are you a male?
ds3 bosses are notably harder
get on DS1 AotA rn bro
yeah totaly its not like we all fucking hated runbacks
I think elden ring bosses are allowed to be harder with so many summons
one shot attacks and a hundred patterns to learn if you want to solo it
you know despite Soulsgames being like "oh you must use this for this boss or else your ass gets killed", Elden Ring has a lot more variety than all its predecessors
I agree honestly
for example?
and even then summons are stikll OP in the DLC cuz of the other thing i forgor what its called but it massively buffs summons
fucking manta rays in DS2
they are op regardless of circumstance
for example you can normal damage the fire giant despite it being superiorly good to use bleed/frost
neither do elden ring bosses what
that's counterproductive to what the guy argued
did I said it is dumbass
fucking strawman god over here
simply use magic (I have never played a souls game) 
holy shit dude shut the fuck up
I think the people saying "oh if you use summons or play anything other than str then you didn't actually beat the game" are sweaty losers
bro's arguing things no one said
I would have said true for summons until elden ring dlc
beat the game bows only 
I really hate elden ring boss design overall
its super punishing for certain playstyles generally
you havent killed any bro you have 20 hours
I killed like the deer
the weird totem thing
the horse dude which isn't really a boss
the rider dude
Miyazaki put so many summons and added so many spells and shit I think the game was designed with them in mind from the start
the thing with lot of legs
strength + faith is fun, strength + dex is fun, dex + int is fun, Faith only is fun. Idk man but no one better say that shit
I'd disagree because none of the bossess target 2 players at once like mmo ones do
you could not be more wrong, especially with the DLC
i really dont think so, the AI goes bonkers when summons come into play which is why they're OP
didnt even kill the noob filter
people really want to suck the game's dick too hard, the game is nice but its cringe how the community gratifies all the good while ignoring all the bad
didnt even kill a sharbearer or rememberance boss
who?
No i just mean, you're dumb i wasn't trying to argue a point
radahn's gimmick was literally to summon over and over until you and your raid party kills him
the game's boss design is 2 tap philosophy
no need for summons his combos are generally nice to understand
level vig reet
yeah
do you not understand how that isn't good design
the entire game punishes you for not leveling this particular attribute regardless of playstyle
well, doesn't seem like @placid sail wanted a beer with you @river zealot 
so you're saying something isn't good design because you have to level up to progress? bruh
"oh no i refuse to use an intended game mechanic to improve my survivability"
never said this
strawman arguments
all of you
I've beaten every single boss at RL1 you dont need vigor, just knowledge
that's not what I'm talking about. ofc you can put stupid limiters on yourself or whatever but the fight was designed with summoning in mind
yes but the "knowledge is limited"
stop sucking, lock it in, learn the combos and learn how to do damage
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the game turns into tic tac toe at some point
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hit once
bruh
yeah and even if you dont wanna level vig for whatever reason, armor is extreemly good in elden ring, also BTSR, also DGCST
ace atternoey
repeat 500 times
you don't fight bosses
you just tic tac toe
in ds1 and ds2 this was different
you could dps check bossess
in elden ring no room for variety
everything two taps
@placid sail shame on you man
you cannot afford to get hit at all
ehhh not really honestly, most fights fuck you over with AOE attacks done to your summons
i thought we were brothers
and this encourages cowardly playstyle based solely on dodging once
hitting once
repeating
there is no more fight in bossess
you don't fight anyone that is an illusion
you just dodge and hit once
maybe twice on a lucky day
Objection β β
you can till do that in elden ring, comet azure, radahns rain, dual giants hammers, just gcollosal weapons in general, fingerprint shield can solom malenia ez,
strong hit? no
if you do pretty specific builds yeah lol
if you wanna DPS shit just do what you did in every other DS game and level str or int
Same in DS?
not really
in DS1 you have like 2 options for DPSing bosses late game and thats dark magic which is paid content and zweihander strength buikd
which wasn't necessarily for the worse but it made the game more and more monotone
right now only viable builds are super limited
they all use similar hit speed weapons with decent vitality under your shoes
You are put into the world of ER with the basis that you're a weak ass mf and need to get strong but still your race is inferior in the game. The whole schmuck of a Souls game is to be hard, punishing and not let you steamroll through it. If you don't understand what Ash of War to use, when to attack, how to buff etc why are you playing
yeah and I am saying that I don't like that
lmao
also no that has never ever been the "whole schmuck of a souls game"
that is complete bullshit
like? name a build oh god of elden ring
sucks, dont negatively review a game because it doesn't entertain your self-centered ass
fucking asmongold watcher 
Olfin youre more self centered than the zone bro...
high hit speed
bleed
there we go
that doesnt mean fucking anything
fists
whips
dual powestanced great spears
sword
dual lance
thats a dogshit build nowadays
that is the elden ring meta
greatswords are meme
they are trash
great curved sword
Olfin...if you got a problem with elden ring...go to the centre of the zone and wish for a better one
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