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Garage is optional. We just have a driveway with covering
funny story , neighbours used to make their own cover as well on their parking spots ( public etc ) but the law nowadays deems it ilelgal so they took them down

One guy pierced tires of another guy who took his parking space
Our apartment blocks got underground parking and every home gets assigned to a space

Well, apartment complex is different, sure.
Thats cause your block is recently built, i live in an apartment block made in 1969 , at the peak of COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF ROMANIA
But the laundry room really just turns into a storage/utility/bullshit room
We have an underground parking too, but u have to fucking buy a parking lot there
And the price is 20k usd
i mean sure , our storage room is the space on top of the furniture lol

Yeah true ours was completed in like 2003 iirc
And you want your water heater seperate in case shit breaks and you can minimalize water damage. Hence concrete floor in those rooms
did you have the parking "snails" too back in the day
ughhh what are those
got a pic ?
Or at least the water heater somewhat speerate from most things. Washer/dryer goes wherever(not bathroom/kitchen)
we probably did but idk the term
Most places have a little hallway closet for them
the artefact of bygone times in russia
what
loool no we didnt have these , we werent that paranoid man
Ours was a government project targeted at ww2 vets and the government have every incentive to keep them happy for the votes
I just realized
i know we are romanians but holy shit that is next level anti theft
street garage for the most impoverished
Balkan parents suck the utmost ass
no i dont think so , pretty sure it would be illegal to have this on the public parking anyway so
they would take it away and fine you
I went to the dentist (hes really good at job btw) and he listed like a whole encyclopedia of things i shouldve gotten done as a kid that i just never got done
I'm not even sure why they disappeared at some point, because of some kind of law or because every owner of it eventually died of cringe
probably law because it took more space than needed
Cuz my parents never took me
funny stuff tho
Does it actually protect anything
moral support

and rain I guess
i mean it is metal
I mean if it’s private
it will protect it from hail , random rocks , drunks and gypsies leaning on it
- thieves
now everyone can have their own T34
Then maybe u could like lock it?
Does it actually?
do you think a thief would go out of his way to open the garage at 2am making noise, then try to break into a car bla bla
nah man he would just move on
same here in Romania , i have my car parked in a public parking lot with 2 cameras and on top of a street light, nobody would bother breaking into that
In Russia no one will care that someone makes noises outside
too risky for nothing inside the car

And maybe someone just wants to drive somewhere at night?

Literally trashcans turned over
Also I guess there’s a rather high possibility of accidentally scratching your car with that
At least stray dogs will not pee on ur car
look at that jigul that is about to combust into rusty dust at any second and say that again
I assume there’s at least one russian out there happy with their shitbox
very likely, especially in the province
the further you are from moscow, the more arbitrary the flow of time is for you
drive far enough, and you may stumble upon a wild mammoth with some drunk youth riding it
Its not like the laundry room is taking up too much space. If anything i need to fill some damn space.
he's still not over that 
Subject is already changed bud
listen man, more power to you
American problems

we don't have a separate laundry toom because we're FUCKING POOR, not because it's cringe
don't listen to that russian zoomer, he's extra poor and cringe
Kinda wanna make an outdoor kitchen or gazebo/fire pit
enjoy your separate laundry room and be happy
Yes, bulgarian washing machine placement has me stunlocked
yes this lawn is asking to be filled with something other than grass
Our neighbor had horses
Fill it with concrete and create more parking spaces
unholy
U could park there at least 4 helicopters

man, such a free space for imagination
those images fill me with design fantasies
I changed my mind, Hamburg is real nice and Cori is a stinky liar
(she drank all the local piss beer)
starbuckss
Weizens are really nice
And what would u build?
im listening. I need ideas.

starbucks
I like the parking lots idea
Take notes

Plant some fruit trees
Gazebo
Grill

a McDonald’s or gas station
Americans love those right
Current contenders are garden, gazebo, fire pit, outdoor kitchen
No pool, fuck maintaining a pool
Fr
We are planting blueberries soon
Install a basketball hoop (genuine idea)
What if i told you, we have both in the same building
Is it bcuz he’s American 
Or r u rly honest
Not of the basketball variety
Fking football yard imagine

American football
I’ve been to a American home stay before and that family (white) had a basketball hoop
Lol
U rly had to point out they were white?

having a pool in 2009 was like
having status
Yeah they are somewhat common, usually as a driveway thing
Yes 
Unless you mean a whole court
I thought americans place baskets near driveway btw
Nah they got a fixed hoop in their backyard
And you don't mean a mailbox?
Thats pretty dope. Dedicated soccer/tennis/basketball area is way further into the rich white people territory

Not terrible idea
Aristocratic
This has potential

And is just goofy enough
I'm no designer at all, but that's the beauty of that backyard - it's yours, and it's EMPTY, you can do anything YOU want to do with it, anything that comes across your mind at all
But idk if it’s actually interesting to play a golf on small yard
But people play mini golf aren’t they?
And there is still plenty more space back there
@minor cypress more gardening isn't a bad idea but only if you got time for it
Winstonman
That was one of the reasons we went for it. Tons of potential
The rock path is a goated idea
True
There was too many soviet generals
He was there in żubr caps
We already have some small stuff out front, it wouldn't be too much extra work outside of initial setup
I have pic with him 
Fake

Really considering the rock path idea.
Is this a shitpost?
High quality, need yard ideas
it breaks the monotone green of the grass neatly doesn't it
are you a outdoor projector screen movie type of guy
Maybe get a workshop built. Like a big shed.
Fuck no its hot
U have so much space, u could even build a guest house there idk, and still will have much space
and the grass on porch-shed rout is gonna be occasionally trampled anyway

My back yard is terrible want to see my dogs shit covered back yard?
For the reloading bench, hardware tools, etc.
What a stupid question
I guess
We said the same shit when we bought it. The yard to house ratio is comical, they could have split the yard in half and id have been happy
I personally would use that to move the shed a little away and to the side as well
instead of it sticking almost in the middle
expand the shed
Well u really can build something like a lounge room
chinese grok????
#designfart

Going down stairs
where's da shit
In da grass
certified gooner
Already got a room planned for that once we organize more
the american worship of backyard and its necessity to the life is comical sometimes
I'd still say it's a pretty good yard, sans the shit
but it do be nice to have one
I mean if u have money and plan to live there for the rest of ur life
I dont even really worship it, its just space that needs to be used.
oh my gyatt
Build a skyscraper then

your backyard isnt a entire section of a wooded area?
Absolute perfect space using
I live in a flat
stop gooning dumbtyom

i live in the mountains so the law doesn't apply to us

gae mountain goat
shush bussy
Tfw technically skirting outside legal city limits, so i can set off fireworks and burn anywhere and tell people to fuck off
ye
One day
Уххх гуляй рука балдей писюн
the law doesn't come up to the mountains

artyom is just hunting
shooting in the woods
!mirrowel
with a shotgun

(normal thing that happens here)
when
hopefully you took more than one shell
AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED

COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
what you can't afford buckshot??
Ask depressed emo kid
@minor cypress have you seen those japanese gardens with the sand and shit

i love holidays
this surely has to be 
you guys just gonna ignore this one
Yeah those are neat
@narrow lotus the ukrainian is stealing your job
even @narrow lotus cant ignore that
U mean rock gardens?
he can't reply right now
gooning
yeah

TURN THE RADIO UUUUP
@green schooner hiii ;3
hi idiot
cmon man
maybe have a section similar to this and not just grass and dirt
doesn't sound like zoro and his orca nurse wife style at all tho

how did that slide
should i play skyrim or get back on zomboid
pick for me
cuz i cant
Agreed. I like looking at them, but it'd look a little misplaced.
However. New goal
Wood privacy fence.
have you ever tried to moderate 500k user profiles by hand
i know a mexican dude
it doesn't have to be massive just the part where people'd usually gather
Too late, i know ex oil field dudes
THEY'RE NOT WEEBS USAGI
It’s hard to moderate with one hand when seeing those pics

so
experienced mexicans
sounds like ur set
True, the Mexicans prob cheaper
like your fence
I will leave the pouring rain tree trimming to the oil field bros
white smooth rocks look and feel nice to walk on
wtf
yes
is this fine 
home depot is filled with unique people
ohhhh you want to make your backyard look asian style, american
Artyom 300iq getting to post nsfw by helping mods
@narrow lotus
ohhhhh
sorry iedy...
oh i know this creature
im about
i seen it
The heat.
what ar eyou gonna do to your backyard
other then make it empty
are you telling me you walk barefoot in your backyard














































Yes?

can we decapitate artyom please
@final nymph (yafutanekololi) has been banned for reason: did not comply to server rules
War. War never changes.
or that ig

LOL
I mean sure but the other rock path idea wouldn't work either

@narrow lotus would it be fine if i sent a reaction gif that had this creature in it
ess
iedy really going ruthless on the nazi shit but letting the cropped porn slide. 🚬 classic
gyatt
buttocks

@pale ingot hi busy
Fuck gravel
Hi frotting
Gets everywhere

LOL

im saving that

snorks in stalker 2
the snork got the drake
stalker if it was freaky
okay so you only choice for a path if you wanna keep barefoot is something other than rocks
wood?
the snork special
freaky snork
what about rocks right
but flat
like slate or something
/
ontop of gravel
yes but zoro is complaining about heat as well
Larger stones is fine. I just mean small rocks. If its that hot outside, im getting shoes
just use lighter shades of rock
grok talking
Cover it with moss then?
It is humid enough for that
grass
i wonder whats up with mfs having porn pfps
are you just so pornbrained that you gotta see that shit every time you go on discord
how about artificial grass path
changhsumath666 
:D

some guy who posts lectures on the hub 
Time to go full crazy and get into beekeeping
iedy finds out about changsumath666 colorized
not the uh, pfp guy 
U could rly use slate for walkpath
I found her btw
It’s not getting hot too much as i know
byeah
How big is your backyard?

what color is your bugatti

respectfully, good fucking luck, with bees being sensitive to ecological changes and american companies spilling half the elementary table on the countryside as a weekend activity
Got that new York property I see
With one hand yes i know its difficult
But i have 2
Haven’t seen bees for a long time btw
but on the plus side, if you manage to pull it off, you're the honey king of your whole neighborhood
Yeah 
I think modern kids have never seen them
people are seeking the audience with you because you're the honey guy
We estimate over an acre
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True. Plus i don't like bugs really, so it'd never work for me

build a second shed and start a brewery
However, being the honey lord in a smaller community does sound promising
You could build a trench system with dugouts and duckboards and all that
Something is off
Idk what
True

dunno about america, but in mordor, having an actual real honey instead of store bought watered down unholy bullshit is like having a silk trade in medieval times
After i fit the lathe and gunsmithing tools in there.
If I have space for it I'd totally start brewing my own beers and stuff
Small southern communities run on a similar system

Trading eggs, fruit, veggies, etc for labor or favors
Or randomly offloading extras to be neighborly and gain neighborhood clout
it's so fun and uplifting in some weird way for me
this whole rural neighborhood barter, I mean
It doesn't need a ton of space for home level stuff.
Same. Its very cozy.
We cook random goods for old neighbor, she repays us with (offered) free child labor
I'm not a big fan of the government!
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this shit goes hard
fuckin Stardew Valley over here
should've been josuke
that game is so popular and cozy for a reason
humanity's soul craves the simple times of rural living
Everyone gangster until your neighbor randimly offers you his farms "extra" eggs
Aka 3 dozen

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French toast and omelettes as far as the eye can see
Dude goes hunting and wants to clear out fridge? Cool, we're getting a ton of deer meat
Deer burritos
Yes
fusion cuisine man
Unlocked a core memory of making deer meat quesadillas with eggs at 3am when I was 12
Is artyom exposing all the freakazoids in the discord?
Too many
Out of the pure goodness of his heart 
Is porn banned in his country or something?
That would be funny
porn banned in this discord
no it's just a brainfart traditio
and I guess he hates to jack off alone

circlegooning
Terrible
"A burden shared is half the struggle"
there you go buddy
I’m here for you flop
Damn it flop you make it too easy
femboyflop.bmp

Twink confirmed
@narrow lotus
I'm pretty sure he can find a goon group that's not the gamma discord
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oh shit, the balls bird strikes again
nice uh... thighs
flop looks at women and goes "I prefer men"
cock and balls
Testicle bird 
What sin did I do in a previous life to deserve this
😭
Everything
I fucking love my bank
You heard of the tit, you heard of the cock. Now prepare for the ball
No direct deposit and no even looking at my balance
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You even had a way out. You could have just went full paki and said it was haram
Mine refuses to do international charges
he loves attention and he loves being bullied by rough harsh men of brainfart
he's simply in denial
Can a mod rename this channel to "goonfart"
I'm not in denial u buffoon
I just bought the elden ring dlc and wanted to check my balance nope

they're siphoning all ur cash rn
It's too late. So much gooning already
Moved to acceptance
"Hard Cocks North of Richmond" - the flop anthem
PLEASE BANK DEPOSIT 400 THOUSAND DOLLARS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
More of a ram Ranch 85 man myself but respectable choice
Damn so you wont ban any of those
I would post a direct link to the song, but falconi said probably dont 
What have i been doing this for
I almost have my build done for invading the dlc
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wuts ur build
If it’s not spell spam you’re handicapping yourself
Strength
I shit all over spell casters
Must be bad spell casters
real thug ass position

inside you are 2 wolves tigers
this goes so hard
I'm gonna try to pump out a pure faith caster before the dlc drops
you are a t34
I got a darkmoon build ready and waiting outside the cocoon
The dlc waiting room
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Currently have my strength build at rl80 might go up to 139 if I can't get invasions
...from? 
spoilers are already popping off in the dark souls discord
Yeah I haven't seen a single one
that rot lady?
she comes back
get it to at least 125 for the dlc

kill yourself
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did you get to stage 2 of her boss fight
I would just need to beat fire giant and then I would have all upgrades
Flame cleanse me
BILLIONS MUST READ THE LAUNDRY TAG
the scarlet rot kinda made all the bits just weird tree bark or whatever it does
freaky rot
i don't even know if you're trolling or not
should call falco on ur ass
Literally just talking about the malenia fight
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bingo
HAAHAHAHA
never accept a dm from this mf
Bruhhh
there's that other rot npc which might have her story continue

SKIBIDIBLACKSUN 
Delete that
its sime kind of fed
me and who

you and 2 other dumbasses
That too
Beautifully optimized rl80 build
I think most people playing it casually will go into the dlc rl100+
Probably
i think im at like 200 or something
real
It's just that getting to 139 invasion range is like 4 million extra runes on top of weapon upgrades and I can't be fucked
just bait that stupid ass bird
That's 17k runes with gold pickle and gold scarab
that boy got that virus
guys i'm smelling burnt toast
share some
did i really get poisoned or the neighbors did actually burn something
I could just quickly respec and farm albunaurics with mohg spear
that too
Wait a minute
flaming tire coming ur way
yeah you can copy the same one multiple times

cod is becoming fortnite
Cringe... Cringe never changes
Powerstanced mohg spears makes me feel heavenly
This is just sad
hiiiii :3
hey at least fortnite went the extra mile and put in power armors
cod just put in a basic ass vault suit?
Grand merchant mod
Xbox
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fucker
i dont see it
Also @fluid heron remember that sleep swamp shown in the trailer? 
hope you got something to mitigate that
Clarifying horn charm and spiralhorn
Think I'm gonna do the fire giant cheese can't be assed
I just went and capped my sleep boluses
Time to clog the arteries with unhealthy food
Is your face droopy?
what does droopy mean
i don't feel sleepy or shitty
my head hurts tho

You having a stroke?
no
Like a hard pang? You got high BP?
no everything is normal expect for the smell and the headache
Carbon monoxide poisoning
i mean everything is open
Next to the intercontinental missile
nothings on fire?
good luck syno
i do have migrane
and i get attacks time to time
so might be that
but also there is a smell so i'm not sure
imma just notify my mom about this and stay in the balcony a bbit
erdogan finally assassinating his greatest opponent
go check that list
yoo
for starters, maybe grab your momma, bring here where you were hanging out and ask "do you smell burnt bread"
because you know
maybe someone is toasting the fucking bread
Why is she nakey?
well i got a few reasons now
either its because of my migrane
or a gas leak is happening
or somebody burned a toast
or its because of the construction right next to me
they're putting in the natural gas shit
fml
Oh well its probably the construction lol
Does it smell like burnt toast mixed with eggs?
she is uncertain what to wear 
it smells like something burnt
but can't put my finger on it
rate my sig mpx
its like toast mixed with wires
In ER, I'm usually at like 150+ by the end because I always do the optional content and questlines, as well as always holding the gold scarab and using gold fowl foot on major bosses.
did you just explain a normal day in emergency room or some random game
Elden Ring
That first half had me thinking you were talking about your blood pressure
ew
Still less confusing than talking about AC.
air conditioning?
sir, the doctors are not bosses to fight
Its true, the 2nd phase is the insurance company
Then why is he trying to backstab fish me
that's just a nurse trying to take your blood sample
Fucking nurses using bleed builds
I bet they have dex at the softcap too, absolutely disgusting
they have to (easier to collect blood)
Are you talking about the famous Project Zomboid / Kenshi gamer and YouTuber Nurse?
hello there 
emergency ring gameplay
hmm why does googling htis on youtube show me malenis
How else do you think they deal with impactions?
oh that fella
Fear every nurse with small hands
aweosme zomboid tips
she is quite a high quality youtube person
First tried niall shits light
he is finally free
Reminds me, I need to go kill that actual factual rotten bitch to get Miquella's Needle in the slim chance it has a use in the DLC
myshinka
Didn't even have the correct physic setup
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I'm just crazy
how do i use it
Gambatte, onii-chan! You GOT this! hehe >w<
Oh that's a penis
omg wher owo
took me a bit but that is indeed what i thought it was
had to confirm
Malenia is the one boss I have absolutely zero reservations about cheesing. Because fuck Malenia. Not literally, I don't have nearly enough Immunity stat and she's a filthy simp anyway.
summon your mimic and DP her to death
Summon the realest homie you know, yourself.

Didn't this guy die in like 2005 why does the animation look so crisp
Because it's from 2020
Tybw was not in 2005
oh and speaking of bathrooms that bewildered you so much @minor cypress
sup Nigeria
hello fren 
if you guys were going silenced akimbo smgs, what outfit would you wear
Great stars with fire prelate charge and bloodflame blood have your mimic run the same setup
Infinite stagger
the piss window
Counterpoint. Myself and my mimic with Blasphemous Blade, fire scorpion charm, Flame Grant Me Strength, shard of alexander.
Nah thats just broke af things
You seem familiar. Do I know you? 
Consecrated shitfield
Its only effective if its intentional not for the sake of poverty
we met in a dream
Basically florida
Welcome to the ice fields mothafucka
what did we do in this dream owo
you cannot have kill that which is already killed yourself
Sick eclipse shotel and veteran's Prosthesis two completely dogshit weapons
In all seriousness, fuck the Snowfield, fuck the Haligtree. FromSoft basically designed those areas to make the players feel as unwelcome as possible.
what brainworm did you get
Strigoi looks like the person who'd confuse a candy bar with shit
oh absolutely
Just two shot ensha fuck was bro even on about
Fromsoft have been designing progressively more unfun games just do play into the fanbase meme of "muh hard game"
:3
Strigoi the kinda person to go down the doorknob aisle and ask why the buttplugs so cheap
Elden ring is easy as shit
I like how the Roundtable Hold, which makes violence impossible, has no less than three Tarnished die while inside it, all of which dropping their armor.
elden rings issue isnt that its hard, its that not enough effort was put into the areas because they had to make an open world
Yeah? Well you're the kind of person to.. uh..
Yeah I'm getting literally attacked by a cromagdaline in it
invade other people's privacy
payday 2 has tf 2
there is literally a heist where you steal the sentry from tf2 bro
didnt you cut out eye holes in a magazine so you could spy on people
i know
Payday 2 also has incompetent retarded ceos dragging the game down into the pits of hell
i didnt expect a pattern
nah thats payday 3
fuck off i got dlc unlocker
"Damn u a freak frfr"
the the fart 2
no but I had this gamer magazine from when WoW came out and I drilled a hole into the night elf on the cover
And 2 when they put the game on epic it ruined it
No mods worked matchmaking was broken
respectable
EGS is the greatest advocate for piracy
People couldn't use their dlc
Yes in one of the heists you literally repair a TF2 sentry gun
There is also the TF2 pistol in the game
repair?
Grab parts deliver heist done
steal
It's the train one on the bridge
not repair
are you talking about the luger engineer uses, the walther?
This you?
ahem
OBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what am I looking at
A pringles can, two sponges, and a glove. For completely innocuous purposes.
I didn't even see the damn glove
SOOODA
Enough bullying strigoi, i sleep now
Had to balance out the flop ratio
he wants to clean the dishes and have a snack later
wish I could sleep, ate too much
Why
none of your business
Oh okay
frog
Yeah it's a dog
there is a ukrainian general chat now
its a Purebred Airedale Terrier
is that a nazi cat
whats up
i dont think that's a wehrmracht or SS uniform
it's got the silver butter bar
oh
and it's also brown
idk if the german uniforms had that or not, but i know they weren't brown
or most of them weren't at least
its over
the split has occurred
oh great heavens
i still can't see any other general channels then these 4
is it a rank thing?
huh
neat

reporting you for workplace misconduct
amazing
no more
i like how theyre so chill wit it despite the fact that if that thing feel like it it could fucking snap their asses in half
I mean, I also kinda feel sorry for it since it's missing a huge chunk of its lower jaw
ion know much about crocodile anatomy i dunno
Who's that 
listen, the crocs attack is a charge up
they keep interrupting it, he cant do anything
Alligators and crocodiles are actually much faster on land or in the shallows where they can actually walk on their legs.
Like, they can easily catch up to a person.
gators and crocodiles are usually pretty docile. as far as large wild animals being close to you goes you could do much worse
Uncle Jebediah?!
They just don't do that most of the time because most reptiles aren't really built for that sort of sustained rapid movement.
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omg its the femboy shark creature
So I take it Metroid Dread isn't a part of the Prime continuity considering ||Samus hasn't become Samus, devourer of worlds||

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@pastel quartz why
its the tree individual. hes cooking
fuck it didnt work
or did it?
No it didnt
look again 
Oh now it did
Sums up the entirety of this channel
did that thing just blink
use others to do your work for you is my wisdom
salvery?


forgive me for doubting you chef
i did it a while ago
gangsta tree gif incoming then
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