🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

♻️

[naive bison]

your mother

[glad carbon]

[hot snow]

mindset

that seems to happen to a lot of things you touch

I think you just have anger issues and crush everything in your grasp

without realising it

[pale ingot]

brother has the vanishing touch

[tidal trellis]

nah it was just bit too crispy

[pale ingot]

or he's just mad about being a twink

so enraged that he has attained an eternal death grip

[hot snow]

toast doesn't turn to dust if it's "a bit too crispy"

[tidal trellis]

It was exaggerated brother

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LVPM4B3mJX.jpg

[pale ingot]

skinwalker ass post

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/0aRtfqgHm2U?si=Yom3Uf2OqOD2aiwL

[hot snow]

that's the equivalent of get wrecked for alternates

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/b5eAGjYRPl.jpg

[hot snow]

actual motivational post

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1037741491549908993/1252800429247565974/d67c435e65119a1c8817d373f6fea706cb9c8163.mov?ex=667388d2&is=66723752&hm=04f4324a432ae7ae23014e4702e3a92576893fa141f163f20fbe7cc411a788c3&

Nintendo paid actor

[hot snow]

even though it's not true

[glad carbon]

nintendo fans are worse than marvel fans

[narrow lotus]

schizo driving

why tf did he do that

[heavy peak]

@stone blade

[wraith osprey]

[naive bison]

YAAAS MORE PLUMBER SLOP PLEASE

[narrow lotus]

My friend actually lost his mirror cap as well and he found it 2 days later in a ditch where he thought he lost it lol

[hot snow]

that's surprising

usually when you lose something here you don't find it

[stone blade]

[hot snow]

no matter what it is

I did an experiment a long time ago where I just left an old empty water bottle on the ground to see if someone would take it

and sure enough I did not find it the next day

[fading shuttle]

falco face reveal

[narrow lotus]

n

itrous oxide

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235946704163831870/1252912374122545202/NDwYnYYq.mp4?ex=6673f113&is=66729f93&hm=96cc2e1a99a9901a0aed1752caa4dc2fd33a5d35bcf00354c69f4761b6526065&

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/917419418961735760/7b5e3953f6e46cbaa12e19b2c56877689028a2f9d25c07b0118de7d386bba5e2_1.mp4?ex=6673912a&is=66723faa&hm=277bcd8ae39b71359dcaedd9e344329d9b582927d4cde6220b9b08b34a438e9b&

[hot snow]

it actually changes sometimes

like sometimes it glitches out and it's all green

[hot snow]

also gah damn that link

[broken topaz]

I eeped a little too soundly

and missed an appointment

[hot snow]

I've noticed this trend of timetravelers stopping memes from happening or something

[hot snow]

why didn't you set an alarm

[broken topaz]

I did

I slept straight through 2 alarms

[hot snow]

what did you do that your body demanded that much sleep

[broken topaz]

Nothing

Im gods deepest eeper

[hot snow]

I think you're just exceptionally lazy

or fat

[broken topaz]

Also lazy

[hot snow]

I think that's an option too

[broken topaz]

But this was important

Im not fat

[hot snow]

lazy it is

that's next level laziness though

to sleep through an alarm

let alone 2

[broken topaz]

Wouldn't be the first time

One time

I slept an uninterrupted 20 hours

[hot snow]

what's the opposite of insomnia

[broken topaz]

Imagine my shock when i woke up tired

[hot snow]

cause i think you have that

[broken topaz]

Eepers disease

[hot snow]

hypersomnia apparently

you are officially a hypersomniac cori

good job

[broken topaz]

Probably not

I sleep too little for that

Most of the time

[hot snow]

dude sleeping 20 hours and still feeling tired is not normal in the slightest

[broken topaz]

That was an anomaly

Ive only done that once

[hot snow]

still

did you ask someone about that?

[toxic delta]

i only know the forbidden chemical made me a normie 8h or die sleeper instead of 4h/5h nightowl over about a month xdd

[broken topaz]

Yes

[tidal trellis]

Hi cori

[broken topaz]

My sleep problems stem from other mental illnesses

[toxic delta]

hi cori 2

[broken topaz]

Need

[broken topaz]

Hai

[broken topaz]

Haiiiii :3

[hot snow]

oh yeah I forgot you uh

had those

[toxic delta]

and floppp

[tidal trellis]

Hello

[broken topaz]

I already rescheduled

But one more unscheduled oversleeping

And im kicked out the clinic system

[toxic delta]

dang what does that entail?

[hot snow]

can't you just tell them you can't control it

I'm assuming they know about your problems

[broken topaz]

Finding a new doctor and another 2 years of waiting list

I assume

[toxic delta]

[hot snow]

this is fake

[broken topaz]

Yea id rather not re enter any waiting lists

[hot snow]

where's his lil fan

[broken topaz]

😭

[toxic delta]

frrrr

[river robin]

This is real

[toxic delta]

hosp system here seems way better for some reason xdd
3 noshows = 1-3 mo no booking for the place
and booking spots is only available only a week in advance

[glad carbon]

hi @broken topaz hi @toxic delta

[toxic delta]

but u gotta click fast to book xdd no problem for us gamers

[broken topaz]

That is better

[tidal trellis]

Heat death of the universe will come first before you get into the list again

[broken topaz]

Only over phone and email

[toxic delta]

haiii

[broken topaz]

No online booking systen

[toxic delta]

😭

[broken topaz]

Basically

Or my own

[glad carbon]

hru

[broken topaz]

Suicide attempts

Hai frota

[toxic delta]

i think over here if u are 2 slow u can show at the office between patients and ask for a spot in person and that doesn't have the one week stipulation

[tidal trellis]

I nearly dropped my phone on my face, fml

[fading shuttle]

twink nose job

[hot snow]

that's happened to me before

it's really funny for some reason

[tidal trellis]

It's too early for this, we're not playing this game alex

[remote vine]

use your phone on your side retard

[toxic delta]

😭 nuuu

[hot snow]

I think my body just likes being hurt in funny ways

[broken topaz]

Alright i bought some melatonin, some eeper tea

Im sleeping tonight

[fading shuttle]

yes we are

[broken topaz]

It probably wont help

I cant even sleep on opium

[tidal trellis]

Mouth, shut

[toxic delta]

i've never taken melatonin b4 😵‍💫 i know it exists since years ago but im too good at procrastinating

[tidal trellis]

I cast upon you

[glad carbon]

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[heavy peak]

[glad carbon]

i think i will try to sleep

[tidal trellis]

Yuh huh

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-andy-and-leyley-andrew-graves-gif-14044748343829728444

[hot snow]

you should stay awake forever actually

[remote vine]

Frota becomes woke

[hot snow]

is it time for the great tempting block button once again

[tidal trellis]

Perish

[hot snow]

I'm pretty sure he already is woke

[fading shuttle]

nah, im just calling flop a twink

[frail scaffold]

Its just a gif

[hot snow]

I still hate the gif

[remote vine]

https://i.redd.it/si8cu4ug88mc1.gif

[hot snow]

granted I'm surprised you didn't just respond with another gif

so props to you for that

[frail scaffold]

Stealing this

[pale ingot]

Leaked @tidal trellis

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763053037332725790/871140760421040188/image0.gif

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Joe123

[remote vine]

joe mama

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LdJ4Q3y5Pv.jpg

[fading shuttle]

you're a good joe

[hot snow]

ok that ones awesome

[tidal trellis]

I hate both of you, so much

[hot snow]

I'm taking it

finally a good gif from alex

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fruits-basket-akito-momoji-punch-gif-26370760

[broken topaz]

Try a 24 hour shift at unemployed

Very exhausting

[placid sail]

surprisingly, doing nothing all day is pretty exhausting

[tidal trellis]

It is?

[minor cypress]

but how is your sleep hygiene?

[broken topaz]

Good

I just have chronic eep problems

Have had since i was a toddler

[frail scaffold]

I just woke up from a 4 hour sleep and feel wide awake

Hows that work bros

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231322948732846162/1252913472623214633/some_pulp.mp4?ex=6673f219&is=6672a099&hm=18c156b6b7582a7903f28984101465ab57a45a2e7c086529f0d0ecd6cc7404c2&

[broken topaz]

Wouldn't know

[atomic crane]

woke up between REM cycles

90 minutes per cycle

[frail scaffold]

Lately ive had less sleep than usual

[tidal trellis]

My sleep schedule is very fucked

[frail scaffold]

Im still sleeping at the same times, but im waking up at like 5 to 6am on the dot everyday

[atomic crane]

i think our cycles are in sync, ive been waking up like an hour earlier than usual every day

[frail scaffold]

Matched circadian rhythm

[atomic crane]

nvm, its probably just all the alcohol

[frail scaffold]

Drugs

[atomic crane]

back in sync

[atomic crane]

me when they ask "do it fart"

[gloomy eagle]

me every morn 😔

[atomic crane]

true

i even posted about it this morning

[atomic crane]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[gloomy eagle]

yea that IBS is a cruel bitch

[atomic crane]

nah its just the acahol tbh

[tidal trellis]

acahol

[atomic crane]

acaholic shits are nasty

[gloomy eagle]

i always make sure to drink enough water to prevent that issue

[broken topaz]

Alright time to project my zomboid

[tidal trellis]

Projecting the zomboid or something idk

Never played it

[broken topaz]

I have to start over

After a serious drinking and driving incident

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

Don't drink and drive

Thats a L

[atomic crane]

sounds more like a drinking and crashing incident to me

[broken topaz]

But it was the only way to fix depression

[gloomy eagle]

booze cruises are based

don't let them tell you otherwise

[tidal trellis]

no

They aren't based fool

[gloomy eagle]

skill issue

[atomic crane]

i'll tell him otherwise, he crashed

[gloomy eagle]

krill issue

[atomic crane]

ruins it for the rest of us

[gloomy eagle]

fr fr

amateurs

[fading shuttle]

the issue wasnt drinking and driving, the issue was lacking the skill to do it properly

[broken topaz]

Literally me

Until i hit a btr

And a mercedes s class loses in a crash against a BTR

[gloomy eagle]

i wouldn't booze cruise in a car but bikes are fine

they don't enforce bicycle laws in my country so it's literally a free for all

[tidal trellis]

wHY IS ALL MY WATER HOT, I HATE THIS

I hate summer with all of my being

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690705405785014312/1241848992355324097/0679008f072846a4b405169f114b6019.mp4?ex=6673e740&is=667295c0&hm=9ffc60931ca07da6b4db2ba088efc30fb6d3d9688273d1d4c77aa0ccb40dade8&

[tidal trellis]

It fucking sucks

[broken topaz]

Meanwhile here they do bike stops near school roads with 2 patrol cars and 5 policeman regularly

[uncut yew]

Simply purchase an ice cube machine 👍

[broken topaz]

Just to mess with kids

[tidal trellis]

Money

[toxic delta]

i my water

[gloomy eagle]

yea they be wildin, god forbid you forget your helmet

[tidal trellis]

We lack it

[broken topaz]

Instant death sentence

[atomic crane]

i drink my water

[fading shuttle]

starweirds my beloved

[atomic crane]

star wars nerds, identify whats in the MP4 i posted

ok alex beat me to it

[tidal trellis]

And it's not the drinking water, we just dump that into the fridge, it's the one in the sinks and bidet's

[uncut yew]

Simply cry
You can get some great cheap ones, but then again I recognise that there are more pressing things to spend money on for a lot of people

[atomic crane]

space weirds 🤓

[tidal trellis]

That one comes out scalding hot

[toxic delta]

😭

[atomic crane]

space oddities

[atomic crane]

star freaks

[tidal trellis]

Horrifying

[atomic crane]

starfreaky

[uncut yew]

Scalding hot bidet cooked meat doughnuts for all

[toxic delta]

if it gets that hot the locals surely has a solar powerplant that can be used to frijj water right

[atomic crane]

wtf are yall even talking about rn

are you really talking about frying buttholes with boiling hot bidet water

[tidal trellis]

I think I just hate Pakistan overall

[pale ingot]

DAMN... that ass can FART......

[broken topaz]

real same

(ive never been there)

[tidal trellis]

You ain't even here

[atomic crane]

certified brainfart classic

[tidal trellis]

You'd probably be killed if u were tbh

[broken topaz]

yea

[green schooner]

hi twink

[atomic crane]

frying your asshole with boiling water

[broken topaz]

My swag too different for pakistan

They're jealous

[tidal trellis]

Shut

You have 0 evidence but keep calling me that, mf

[green schooner]

yes

[fading shuttle]

you like helluva boss

[pale ingot]

yeah.. 0 evidence... sure...

[broken topaz]

enough e vidence

[fading shuttle]

thats enough evidence to convict you with twink-itis

[atomic crane]

enough evidence

[broken topaz]

Lethal force authorised

[uncut yew]

Disinfecting like no one's business

[atomic crane]

watched the blitz X gey bird episode more than once

[green schooner]

Your from twinkastani

[broken topaz]

did you guys s ee the video

of the raccoon choking

and the guy patting its back until it stops choking?

[toxic delta]

[broken topaz]

https://youtu.be/DocdhBUg1Do?si=4nQXh1p-F9p4hfvG&t=48

look at this timestamp

couldnt find the original video

its in the description but tiktok link ew

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-throw-throwing-animal-yeet-gif-23199782

[broken topaz]

LOOK

They saved him

!!!

[tidal trellis]

Die

[tidal trellis]

ITS A GOOD SHOW

Nothing wrong with it

[broken topaz]

HOLY SHIT

further in that video

some mad lad

lifts a giant stone

https://youtu.be/DocdhBUg1Do?si=r-dCSrWwekEEEtpf&t=130

look at that strength

holy fuck john

[fading shuttle]

Twink

[remote vine]

mid

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1042818262175584330/1252230914629701712/g-ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[tidal trellis]

Repeating it won't make it suddenly come true Alex

[broken topaz]

you would probably watch BNA

twink

[fading shuttle]

It's more so reinforcing a fact you refuse to accept

[pale ingot]

this is force therapy

to make him accept

[tidal trellis]

that fucking fact

is not even

real

[tidal trellis]

hells that

[broken topaz]

dw about it

[tidal trellis]

uh huh

[broken topaz]

its a good anime

[remote vine]

explain why you like the show

[minor cypress]

You probably watch beastars

[broken topaz]

yea

[tidal trellis]

I just like it, its good and hilarious as hell

whats not to like

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/legoshi-gif-8179213028332297779

[remote vine]

wrong

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-andy-and-leyley-andrew-graves-gif-14044748343829728444

[tidal trellis]

wdym wrong!!!

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Iași, Romania

:clock2: 19 June 2024, 14:28 (02:28 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 46% humidity
🍃 SSE 160° | 5.14 m/s wind
🌡️ 30.85°C (Feels like 31.85°C)
87.53°F (Feels like 89.33°F)

[pale ingot]

feels like 40 in this bus rn

fucking kurwa bus

im gonna die of dehydration before i get home

[tidal trellis]

what it is for me

[broken topaz]

JESUS

no wonder he's a twink

Any more body hair or body mass

and he'd be cooking on the inside

[pale ingot]

motivating me to thug the heat out so i can be superior to you

[remote vine]

skill issue

[pale ingot]

thanks twinkle

[coarse bear]

Microdosing for eternity in Hell

[tidal trellis]

I have lots of body hair mf, I look like a sasquatch

[pale ingot]

sure buddy keep telling yourself that

[toxic delta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-U-apEUZI&ab_channel=KnifeParty

[tidal trellis]

I have no god damn allies left, even surrae has abandoned me

oh the torment

[broken topaz]

100% no modern talking

but i like modern talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvUS-6PTbs

unironically

[pale ingot]

aint listening to allat

[broken topaz]

German classic tho

[remote vine]

my dislike of the MIC and western military alliance leaving my body the moment this banger comes on

[fresh rose]

Guys hear this

[broken topaz]

This was considered guilty pleasure music when it came out

[fresh rose]

Theres a stalker game

[broken topaz]

no way

[fresh rose]

But its just porn

And its on steam

[broken topaz]

Zamn

link?

[fresh rose]

No

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-naked-pics-online-where-disgusting-meme-mac-gif-22972301

[pale ingot]

someone just dragged the fucking window curtain in the bus behind me

fuck

fucking assholes

[broken topaz]

werent you gonna go to bed

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

i am gonna fuel myself with hatred in order to get through this bus ride

[tidal trellis]

bro think he the sith

[pale ingot]

anger is a very good motivator

[fresh rose]

You should get up out of your seat and just start punching people in the face

[pale ingot]

because the fucker dragged it again

[fresh rose]

Start with the old people 1st

Punch all the grannies and grandpas

Do it

[broken topaz]

I keep living out of anger and spite

its the only thing that motivates

[pale ingot]

time to put on some edgy ass beats and act like I'm him

https://tenor.com/view/nonioona-wolf-nonchalant-wolf-gif-26373656

[broken topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V1pMQKDPco

[pale ingot]

ive got 40 minutes till im home time to suffer

[tidal trellis]

then theres me just chilling

with the air cooler on

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-cool-shadow-shadow-the-hedgehog-gif-25938210

[broken topaz]

never forget

the pump action smg

shadow is just that fast at zerking the handguard

that you dont notice its actually not fully automatic

[tidal trellis]

omg its sonic

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-faker-hedgehog-gif-26055337

[broken topaz]

Shadow The Hedghog was the best sonic game

[tidal trellis]

not loading for me

😭

[glad carbon]

its vtuber shit again

dont worry

[broken topaz]

Straight up

Lyin ass

[tidal trellis]

ew vtuber stuff

[glad carbon]

my ass only tells truths

idk wym cori

[tidal trellis]

you lie

[broken topaz]

Im the only one you can trust flop

[tidal trellis]

cori if I ever trusted you, lord knows where i'd end up in

you are the last person here I'd trust, just saying

no offense

[broken topaz]

Right

Rip a girls heart out

But

No offense

I see how it is

[tidal trellis]

[glad carbon]

cori cori cori

did you see wt update

[broken topaz]

nyo

whats in it

[tidal trellis]

why is my internet killing itself

[blazing iris]

your average ecologist exploring the zone

they found the "true" shard of the monolith

[glad carbon]

complete ass vehicles

new sweden premium that's just a shit LAV

[tidal trellis]

can my internet stop dying

[blazing iris]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[glad carbon]

2 new 70$ top tier tanks

[tidal trellis]

welp time to listen to my playlist for the 50th time

[glad carbon]

that are just other tanks copy pasted with like, a new name

[broken topaz]

cringe

gae

[fading shuttle]

patient zero

[remote vine]

“Why would it”

Little does he know

[tidal trellis]

he didn't know

[fading shuttle]

no way he couldve known, this was 2010

[glad carbon]

gae tank

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mcafee-john-janice-antivirus-irs-gif-26268836

[remote vine]

“Ponybro more like brony amirite”

[tidal trellis]

hell is forever goes hard, this a banger

[fresh rose]

Im stealing the copper wire

[tidal trellis]

give it back

[fresh rose]

No

I will sell it

[glad carbon]

what will you buy

[fresh rose]

Cocaine

[lusty sonnet]

drugs

[tidal trellis]

I'll just buy it back

checkmate bitch

[lusty sonnet]

so he can steal it again from you

[tidal trellis]

I'll just kill him then

ez

how hard could it be

[lusty sonnet]

twink him to death yes

[tidal trellis]

mouth shut

I'll strangle you next

[lusty sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247562751279235174/femboy.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1215571975343443998/omori-omori-sunny.gif

[fresh rose]

Therapists when they see flop post a onori gif

Omori

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

[lusty sonnet]

too easy

[fresh rose]

Kaching kaching kaching

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

onori

also what does that mean mf

[remote vine]

bro posts omori
wonders why everyone thinks he's a twink

[tidal trellis]

let me enjoy my music mf's

also hi falco 👋

[lusty sonnet]

@grizzled meadow

[pastel quartz]

oh is flop in chat

damn did I accidentally block him at some point

[glad carbon]

yes

he's posting twink selfies in chat

keep him blocked

[pastel quartz]

thanks bro will do

[tidal trellis]

bruh

me rn

[glad carbon]

@tidal trellis hi twink

[tidal trellis]

perish fool

[lusty sonnet]

accidentally

[tidal trellis]

🔥

dunno what this means but here

[lusty sonnet]

oh it means something

[tidal trellis]

found it on a vid

[tidal trellis]

what does it mean

[lusty sonnet]

[tidal trellis]

this video is fucking priceless

[hazy finch]

got my learners license today

[green schooner]

Smash

[tidal trellis]

winning

[green schooner]

I am back

[glad carbon]

smash you with a big boulder

[tidal trellis]

oh no.

[broken topaz]

How do learners licenses work where you live?

You just get to drive on the road without a guardian, despite not having passed all driving tests?

[hazy finch]

to drive around i need someone in the seat next to me that has a full liscence

[broken topaz]

a

okay

a full license

still weird

to me

[hazy finch]

and then i gotta get a total of 85 hours of driving done in a logbook thats given to you

[broken topaz]

Interesting

we dont have something like that here

[tidal trellis]

I don't trust myself with driving, cause that seems terrifying to me

[hazy finch]

70 daytime and 15 nighttime hours

[tidal trellis]

so public transport it is

[broken topaz]

Here you have to register with a driving school

and all hours must be done by a properly licensed instructor by your side

[hazy finch]

not allowed to drive v8s as a learners or any "high powered" cars which is vauge

[placid sail]

not a fully fledged driver still, needs another aussie to hold his beer for him while he's driving and to occasionally shout CRICKEY WATCH THE BLOODY ROAD MATE

[broken topaz]

The closest we have to a learners license is the minor's license

which still requires them to have all hours finished, and all exams passed

just means they are 17 and cant drive without a guardian

but are already fully taught drivers

[glad carbon]

byeah

[broken topaz]

but yea here you gotta pay for every single driving hour before your license

which is why it costs so much to get your license

Somewhere between 2000 and 3500 euros

seems to be the current trend

[lusty sonnet]

paid a grand total of 400 for my license

[broken topaz]

it was like 100 euros to simply sign up for the theory exam

[lusty sonnet]

was 50 for me

then another 350 for renting the car + booking 2 hours with an instructor and examiner for the exam itself

[broken topaz]

nvm i lied

its 30 for theory

120 for practical exam

[lusty sonnet]

smh liar

[tidal trellis]

lying is bad, smh

[minor cypress]

brb moving to euroland and starting a drivers ed school

[broken topaz]

But you typically you have to do your mandatory hours

which are apparently

66 euros ish for a normal practice hour

90 euros for a special practice hour meaning Autobahn or night

[lusty sonnet]

not where i'm at, you need a month of time between theory and practical exam

that's all the costs at minimum

[minor cypress]

90 an hour?! fuck that we're committing fraud

[hazy finch]

if you do it online where i am you only pay like 30 bucks upfront then once you get the test right then you pay another 70 to get the liscence

[broken topaz]

And you need 30 hours of normal hours,
5 over country, 4 autobahn and 3 at night

[fading shuttle]

your ass is going to jail if you bring american driving to europe

[broken topaz]

so thats 30x66 euros

and 12 times 90 euros

plus theory, practical exam

plus sign up cost to driving school

[scenic field]

country?

[broken topaz]

Germany

[broken topaz]

And thats the minimum legal requirement

which most people need a few hours extra

to be deemed ready for the practical

and then most people fail the practical once

i think the normal practice hours can vary a little

but generally it seems like somewhere between 20-30

Yea getting your license is expensive here, and i guess thats good because atleast if you do it properly the education is fairly good

and you arent unleashed into traffic as a complete menace

[placid sail]

blessed I am to be a citizen of a big city

for I have never dreamed of driving a car and never will

[broken topaz]

I could have done without it

but job was far away

[fading shuttle]

ive never felt like ive had to get a car, bulgarias rural and yet our public transport between cities, villages and stuff is decent

[broken topaz]

Yea but daily 3-4 hours of commute

id probably kms after a year

[tidal trellis]

never diss public transport

[broken topaz]

i will when its bad

[fading shuttle]

I have the natural ability to sleep in public transport and wake up when I'm nearing my destination so skill issue

[placid sail]

I had to marinate in the metro two hours every day for a year on the last job, not mentioning the entire uni and post uni time marinating in it daily as well

I understand the disdain

still, too much hassle and expenses to own a car over tolerating some smelly senior sitizens and standing in a cramped wagon

[placid sail]

oh man I was sleeping in marshrutkas my whole childhood while going to school

[crude osprey]

... no, it's legal to drive in europe with an american driver's license + an international driving permit (which is effectively a translation)

[placid sail]

somehow a shaky and shabby window of that car was more comfortable than sleeping in a airplane chair

[minor cypress]

Never?

[placid sail]

nope

why would I ever need a car

[lusty sonnet]

company car goes brrrr

[tidal trellis]

to get to places

[placid sail]

I have the united might of different public transports to get me to places

[minor cypress]

But what about bulk anything runs like groceries or going to the hardware store

[lusty sonnet]

I have the might of a free car and free gas to get me to places

[placid sail]

delivery

the peasants will do my bidding

[minor cypress]

Trusting delivery to choose the good produce

[placid sail]

mass produced shit is all the same + you can bully any bad choice via support service later

and speaking of fresh goods like veggies, ironically, they are often better in delivery

because it often gets the produce from a darkstore/warehouse instead of a mall itself, where shit indeed often lacks the quality or freshness

[minor cypress]

That makes sense

[placid sail]

our delivery services are pretty good, zoro

it's not your doordash or what's the thing

where a courier can eat your shit and get away with it

here, you can pretty reliably make the company skin the courier alive if he fucked up somehow

[glad carbon]

[minor cypress]

Yeah doordash is a gamble. Grocery delivery from the store is usually good

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113889401815175303/1238220529333436416/ezgif-6-5d45b73d7f.gif

[fresh rose]

No its not

I break their windshield

[tidal trellis]

mood

[fresh rose]

I am the one who judges and jurys

[narrow sorrel]

Boyar Busy noooooo

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/judgemental-aristocrat-volturi-gif-23598881

[fading shuttle]

oligarch busy

[broken topaz]

gae vampire busy

cause thats from twilight

[crude osprey]

Vienna convention on road traffic 1968

Says it's legal

[placid sail]

buying alex's home village in Bulgaria as we speak just for a joke

[fresh rose]

They wont sell

Unless you bring them a certain thing

[fading shuttle]

foreign agent

[fresh rose]

Get played

[placid sail]

I gave them a proposal they can't refuse

(a shitton of copper and one week of unpunished abuse of local gypsies)

[lusty sonnet]

ayo

[fresh rose]

Yea they sold

Gg

[fading shuttle]

you gave them what they already had

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/wind-uhhh-gif-24762680

[fading shuttle]

do you think we got punished?

[fresh rose]

Where do you think stojan went

[narrow sorrel]

They had copper?

[fading shuttle]

stojan kept interacting with the 6th grade girls, so hopefully to jail

[placid sail]

he's bluffing because he's nervous

because he knows I own the village now

they can't refuse the allure of free copper

[fading shuttle]

i live in sofia, please buy this city instead

we need someone less retarded than a bulgar to run it

very low bar i know

[placid sail]

running a bulgarian city, god forbid

more like, running from a bulgarian city

[fading shuttle]

says the dude living in russian sofia

[placid sail]

one second I'm the oligarch, the next I live in a russian equivalent of a shithole

make up your mind thief

[green schooner]

Just don’t

[lusty sonnet]

you can be both Bz

[fading shuttle]

yes, where is your mansion in italy idiot

[minor cypress]

Time to lookup Bulgarian home prices

[fading shuttle]

why are you in moscow

[placid sail]

actually, russian oligarchs prefer London

(what a lame idea)

[fading shuttle]

kill yourself at that point

from moscow to london

[placid sail]

imagine having all the money in the world and going to live in BRITAIN, of all places

[fading shuttle]

werent most oligarch mansions in italy or spain

[placid sail]

I've just said you what they prefer you illiterate shoe cleaner

[fading shuttle]

i dont trust you

[placid sail]

first bright idea out of you sonny

[sacred grotto]

Sisie

I like sissies

[fading shuttle]

https://imgur.com/81DQov6

[sacred grotto]

[placid sail]

a stray scout of the russian legion has arrived

[sacred grotto]

Shhhh

[placid sail]

ave, true to sralnya

[solar obsidian]

most comprehensive gif in here

[sacred grotto]

Xd

[sacred grotto]

Let’s move to sralnya

We love new boys

[narrow sorrel]

sisu

[placid sail]

you have enough cannon fodder without me, I'll pass

[sacred grotto]

Baka

[tidal trellis]

what did he mean by this

[primal rapids]

We're partying like it's 1999

[placid sail]

larpers

[green schooner]

Shameless stealing a YouTube video and putting it into a mp4

[fading shuttle]

yes

[green schooner]

Romanian man

[sacred grotto]

There is no joy in brainfart

Sralnya is the best

[placid sail]

thank him for not putting tiktok flare in the end

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033034004489838685/1231768388984901693/IMG_4488.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fly-fly-cat-gif-23967129

[green schooner]

What made him fly like that tho

[placid sail]

a swift kick

[green schooner]

your to much like flop

mr bussy

[drowsy solstice]

Both good
... sometimes

Sralnya is often better

[solar obsidian]

how is this better?

[placid sail]

would you care to elaborate you pole cocksucking bastard

[narrow lotus]

End me at this point bruh

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @stone blade @fading shuttle @placid sail

[drowsy solstice]

Sometimes*

At least there's no femboy jokes

[narrow sorrel]

are they legal?

[placid sail]

at this point I would have just let that woman to play around with them alone, wait for her to get tired/desperate, and make it all right afterwards

fucking braindead teammates man

[coarse bear]

[heavy peak]

i'd just divorce that control freak

[placid sail]

you think they're married?

well actually

given the fact the guy has sad puppy eyes, maybe you're right

[remote vine]

It’s obviously a couple

A friend would’ve teared into that idiot already

[placid sail]

some people have manners

and puppy eyes

but it is likely

[remote vine]

idk but unless they’re not that close I think people can be a lil mean to friends

Certainly when they’re being retarded

[placid sail]

maybe they're not friends either and just some contestants

[remote vine]

Yeah

[green schooner]

ok bussy

[placid sail]

lmao he makes such a sad face when she breaks the confirmed combinations over and over

[minor cypress]

Bro who the fuck is designing these houses

[placid sail]

bulgarian

[narrow sorrel]

yuroapartment

[placid sail]

also what is exactly wrong with it

[narrow sorrel]

(ngl looks like some of the ones I've seen in china)

[narrow sorrel]

hard to open the washer

[placid sail]

no?

[narrow sorrel]

(is my only guess)

[placid sail]

it's a very typical "we ain't living like kings here" bathroom to me

a bit cramped, but tidy and with necessary functions

even a boiler, damn

sure wish I had one during the ten days of trial by frostbiting water

[primal rapids]

Behold, a perfectly normal, perfectly safe gun.

[narrow sorrel]

looks like something out of fucking unreal tournament '97

[minor cypress]

The washer in a bathroom with a water heater, i think?

[narrow sorrel]

I mean

if there's a leak...

[tidal trellis]

what does that mean

[minor cypress]

https://www.bulgarianproperties.com/Houses_in_Bulgaria/AD81890BG_House_for_sale_near_Obzor.html

[eager igloo]

Would

[placid sail]

brother my washer stands in a corridor, right against the door to my apartment

[narrow sorrel]

now THIS is a hazardous devicr

[minor cypress]

Thats the crazy thing, its a pretty solid house. Just wild bathroom setup

[placid sail]

a washer in a bathroom is very sane and common option in comparison

[minor cypress]

I can understand water heater in your washroom

[narrow sorrel]

is this baffling if you've never left The West™️?

[minor cypress]

Just not all 3 in one room

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/795091374323531806/1252871266667335733/6LSk95uCtUGQFZ4u.mp4?ex=6673cacb&is=6672794b&hm=66a85cb2661fe994c9b3f27bb244976a97761415e5a0a71add243204da4fa312&

[minor cypress]

The house or the bathroom?

The bathroom, yeah.

[placid sail]

the bathroom does not concern me at all, what does, hovewer, is a suspicion this house is inhabited by gnomes

exhibit one

weird gnome door

what the fuck is that

[lusty sonnet]

Harry Potter's room

[narrow sorrel]

crawlspace if the gnomes get stuck

[minor cypress]

i didnt even notice the door

[primal rapids]

You're a lizard, Garry

[minor cypress]

Also the decor is a little dated. At least the tile would have to go

[placid sail]

"oh well maybe it's just some maintenance room or something"

aight aight

exhibit two

weird ass low beds and very low cabinets

FOR A GNOME HEIGHT

[remote vine]

Dwarves live here

[placid sail]

(also what kinda gae bed positioning is that, for holding your homie's hand while you fall asleep or what)

[minor cypress]

An end table/nightstand?

[sacred grotto]

I love sissies

[primal rapids]

Dwarves living in a wooden house, on wooden beds, instead of glorious stone?

[placid sail]

EXHIBIT NUMBER THREE

[sacred grotto]

Big sissies

[placid sail]

TINY ASS TABLE AND CHAIR

[sacred grotto]

No

[placid sail]

WITH A TINY ASS DOOR

[sacred grotto]

No like tiny ass

[remote vine]

Bro I’m telling you actual dwarves live here

[placid sail]

my conclusion is, those bulgarians are housing gnomes and not mentioning it to you to collect double the rent

[sacred grotto]

[minor cypress]

[sacred grotto]

Finally

Someone funny in brainfart

[placid sail]

demand a discount or threaten them to spill the beans

or better yet, find some gnome-free resort

[lean oak]

Вы чо здесь устроили

[fading shuttle]

weirdly a large number of bulgars are short

[lean oak]

[lean oak]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-missed-part-where-thats-my-problem-gif-18535010

[green schooner]

thats even better

[green schooner]

go back where you belong

ruski...

[pastel quartz]

based

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1252986022229315707/englishmf.mp4?ex=667435ab&is=6672e42b&hm=2bb40c270476c31020aaaba563e4bc887d6b7ed4128779b4be99ff9f6552b960&

[lean oak]

Terpi

[remote vine]

Herro

[lean oak]

Spotify?

[pastel quartz]

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-multiverse-cat-cat-eating-cat-eating-kibble-gif-11742453605070230556

[placid sail]

prone to stealing
short height
drink potions nation-wide (energy drinks)
yes, so "weirdly" short

[minor cypress]

Ok this is getting out of hand

https://www.bulgarianproperties.com/Houses_in_Bulgaria/AD84481BG_House_for_sale_in_Chernovruh.html

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/leprechaun-lightsaber-leprechaun4in-space-warwick-davis-st-pattys-day-gif-25142234

[fading shuttle]

as in, even though it says the average height is 171

i see tons of people much shorter than that very often

[primal rapids]

Is that a fucking clothes dryer machine. In the kitchen?

[minor cypress]

Who the fuck puts a washer machine/dryer in the damn kitchen

[remote vine]

Someone check the Jewish population in Bulgaria

[sacred grotto]

GIVE HIM BRAINFART REJECT

[fading shuttle]

people who wanna save space in the bathroom i suppose

[sacred grotto]

[minor cypress]

Please, check the listing and tell me im fucking mistaken

[lean oak]

Охуел?

[lean oak]

[sacred grotto]

[placid sail]

told you the bathroom is the saner and more common option

[remote vine]

This is common in uk houses too

[fading shuttle]

1162 according to a 2011 census

[tidal trellis]

its like that in my home

[fluid heron]

6 square foot uk house

[placid sail]

and their logic is pretty obvious in this case

"we must put a washing machine"

"bathroom is full"

[lean oak]

What’s wrong with that

[placid sail]

"well we can't just slap it anywhere and call it a day"

[fading shuttle]

hes american

[placid sail]

"kitchen it is, it looks sleek enough"

[fluid heron]

I see no issue with the wash machine being in the kitchen

[lean oak]

Why buy dishwasher/dryer when God created women?

[fluid heron]

And I'm american

[lean oak]

[narrow lotus]

American moment

[minor cypress]

Laundry room?

[fluid heron]

Its a single story house

[placid sail]

LAUNDRY ROOM

[minor cypress]

Or just put them in a closet

[placid sail]

OH SWEET SUMMER AMERICAN CHILD

[remote vine]

Not everyone lives in a single house my guy

[narrow lotus]

Our kitchens are actually big compared to you Americans that have to fight for every inch of house like it's independence war all again

LAUNDRY ROOM , MY MAN THINKS WE ARE BILLIONAIRES TO AFFORD ROOMS FOR THAT

[fluid heron]

Idk my house is pretty big

[placid sail]

yes, my laundry room, right next to my Hummer room

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/SunderCR/status/1802474113476280721?t=da1F_V-sV9662A8t8_LGxg&s=19

[fluid heron]

I have a laundry room

It's just a room big enough for a washer and dryer

[lean oak]

[placid sail]

I thought of puttin the washing machine in my bald eagles room, but it's pretty stuffed already

[fading shuttle]

laundry room, im gonna build it right next to my vr room

THAT I DONT HAVE

[lean oak]

Buying houses made of paper

[narrow lotus]

A 3 room apartment costs as much as a bugatti these days

[pastel quartz]

OH GOD

OH GOD

[placid sail]

listen man

[lean oak]

[placid sail]

slavs are really modest in their living space

[remote vine]

I got two balconies and the back one doubles as laundry area

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

ughhh shut the fuck up ?

https://tenor.com/view/girls-und-panzer-kv-2-gif-14163050716108143358

[minor cypress]

The kitchen is better than the bathroom

[pastel quartz]

the boys season 4 is tha best

[fluid heron]

EU "people" when they don't know what the purpose of drywall is

[placid sail]

99% of people would rather crank that washing machine right into your bed rather than buy a bigger flat

[fading shuttle]

smh posting spoilers?

[pastel quartz]

actually someone did lobotomy to someone

[fading shuttle]

im telling falco

[lean oak]

Where do u get 3 room apartment so cheap?

[fading shuttle]

prepare to be banned

[minor cypress]

Also that stoves burners are so fucking small

[placid sail]

okay now it's me who's actually gonna disagree

[narrow lotus]

at the edge of town next to the gypsy area ofc

[placid sail]

kitchen washing machine is unhinged

[pastel quartz]

I got suspectid from him

[placid sail]

bathroom washing machine is how our founding fathers intented it

[fluid heron]

Prolly got no dryer

[lean oak]

[narrow lotus]

depends how ur apartment is set , i do not have it in the bathroom , but i have in the small halwayy in front of the bathroom

because the water hose has to connect to the bathroom

[glad carbon]

hi ogussy

[pastel quartz]

hallo

[fluid heron]

Washing machine in the bathroom is unhinged

[pastel quartz]

how are u

[fading shuttle]

we have always had it in the kitchen, and i lived in a 2 floor house with more than enough room

[minor cypress]

Hold on now im invested gimme a second

[narrow lotus]

no, no , it makes sense because as i said, the water hose has to be connected to the water pipe

[placid sail]

well my washing machine stands in front of an apartment door, right in the little hall I have, but I'm mentally used to having it in a bathroom

[fluid heron]

somehow having it in the kitchen seems better than in the bathroom

[narrow lotus]

which is easily accesible in the bathroom or kitchen i guess

this is why

[pastel quartz]

I'm gonna read the boys

[placid sail]

el demone

satane

[remote vine]

Double balcony chads

[placid sail]

I do have a balcony I do absolutely nothing on

I used to smoke on it

[narrow lotus]

all our balconies are closed

[fading shuttle]

what next, gonna complain that some houses combine the kitchen and living room into one

[narrow lotus]

have been closed

nobody has open balconies anymore here i swear

[lean oak]

Well i also heard that showering when washing machine is working is dangerous cuz of getting shocked possibility

[placid sail]

no those we have too

[lean oak]

Idk if it’s true

[narrow lotus]

if you have open balcony you either poor or you have two and kept one open

[glad carbon]

good

how are you

[placid sail]

I am poor!

[narrow lotus]

mee too

[remote vine]

I converted one of them into gardening space and got a few herb pots going

[narrow lotus]

i could have either put ughhh those things on the windows , drawers or whatever is called

or get a 4070

[fluid heron]

Curtains?

[fading shuttle]

[narrow lotus]

Ye those curtains from the outside

[fading shuttle]

look at this poor mf

[fluid heron]

From the outside?

Fucking what?

[narrow lotus]

Yeah

let me show

[fluid heron]

You mean like the wooden ones?

[placid sail]

that's actually an interesting idea, though I would have to buy some shelves I think, because the border of a balcony is too high for just putting pots on the floor

[fluid heron]

Shutters that's the word

[narrow lotus]

Ye like these ones

shutters i guess

ye

[remote vine]

Potted herbs and fruits are more convenient than you’d think

[fluid heron]

I have never seen those before

I have indoor shutters

[narrow lotus]

They good v.s sun but you need AC or smth or you will suffocate

0 air comes through

[narrow lotus]

wahtever works

[lean oak]

Curtains?

[remote vine]

Our balcony wall is partially thick metal railings so I don’t have to install a shelf for decent light coverage

[old kettle]

Aborigen

[lean oak]

And why r they outside

[lean oak]

Sosi jopu

[old kettle]

[minor cypress]

@placid sail you mean to tell me, that this is crazy?

[old kettle]

Gun down

[fluid heron]

Fucking sick

[placid sail]

I have a roman curtain inside on the balcony door to prevent the street light to incinerate me with light when I'm going to sleep

(the curtain was instructed not to steal)

[lean oak]

It could be a good storage room

And look what u did

Fking washing room?

[narrow lotus]

i mean

[tidal trellis]

oh

[narrow lotus]

you have a fucking house dude

if you have space i would do a laundry room too

[placid sail]

it's not crazy, it's just expensive

[narrow lotus]

like it really is expensive

[placid sail]

a whole ass room basically for just a washing machine

[narrow lotus]

for us i mean

[remote vine]

For a room dedicated to just clothes that is kinda too much imo

[placid sail]

I know it's typical for you americans

[fluid heron]

I live Ina very nice house

[narrow lotus]

Wait until they learn , we dont have a garage either

BUT MUH CARS WHERE PARK MY TRUCK

[fading shuttle]

we do

my home has a garage

[narrow lotus]

we dont have trucks either , they have no space

[lean oak]

And cars basically

[minor cypress]

I mean eventually we'll just put a deep freezer and other bs storage in there. But we have a shed.

[lean oak]

At 18

[narrow lotus]

i mean yeah i have one at my house too but at apartment

pff

parking spaces are untold fighting grounds

[lean oak]

[narrow lotus]

nothing offends someone more than taking his parking spot even tho it's a public one

[lean oak]

They have some unspoken agreements

[narrow lotus]

but i've been living here and parking here for 13 years , i always park here

[narrow lotus]

yeah but always someone will bite the cheese more

it is how it is

if i come home from work tired af and there is only a parking spot i will take i t

i do not care