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Now I have gf, I must delete league
Win
What the sigma
you make sure its a girl?
yesss
@narrow lotus π π π π π
She sat on me
unblock when
w rizz
what is a sugma male
balls
sigma negligent discharge from the holster
don't come to school tomorrow
please 
I searched up Vegeta's italian voice actor and this is what i found https://youtu.be/ghX34PZKOWc
Cosa succederebbe se Vegeta atterrasse nelle cucine di Gordon Ramsay per sfidarlo?
In attesa del 5Β° episodio di "VEGETA E' MORTO e l'ho ucciso io" in uscita tra una settimana
eccovi un duello che vi lascerΓ co fiato sospeso!
Manipolazione audio e video a cura di Gianluca Iacono
Voce ufficiale italiana di Gordon Ramsay ( Sky ) e voce ufficiale ...
either a really well preserved finger or just really fresh at the time of the photo
either way there's nothing indicating that the finger will actually unlock the phone 
source: trust me bro
ROMAN ARE YOU SLEEPING
YOU FAT FUCK
wake up @solar obsidian

go to sleep
not bedtime yet, plus i had coffee recently
but i am in bed with my laptop 
more gaming to be done aye

π
gl chief
working from 0 to 0, 0 days a week can weaken a man
one day you'll play better games
thank you π«
We went from this to ||gay Frenchie||

i though that japanese gal was his gf
wack
speaking of homo in the series, i liked khaytiils idea, unironically
the idea speaks like what The Boys could have
Too bad that this conversation never happened in here

Hamburg is about the same as my city
Except there's more
People of skin colouration which would not be considered standard in central europe
I hate internet
share carbonara
share carbonara, play rim, do everything for us
rim us
guhh
hi cori
happy my country has lost their first match so far
then this craze can finally die again
Hey jefe
Wait cori ur german right
si
slash me produces a loud burp
hamburg is german basically
its literally the city with the highest rate of homelessness
just let her cope that her country isn't the worst around man
2nd biggest in germany 
me when i fucking get you
the only good thing about hamburg
is the cocaine that comes in through the trade harbour
hi cori
hai floppa
How is that a good thing
me when hamburg doesn't have a single good hamburger
:3
Cocaine expensive, good supply keeps price low
duh
Opiates suck balls
hi opiates
Cocaine isnt an opiate
Ill investigate
who are you kidding, you're gonna drink all the local beer instead
Paulaner supply critical
i dont like the fact that @eager igloo is currently an hour away from me

you are invading my 100km personal space radius
it's hard to describe how absolutely little it affects your life
It has a huge effect on my life
just meet already
Brema?
have trans sex
you have no vagina or beer in your possession to be any interest for the creatura
Boltenhagen
flugegenheimer
Those names are great
gemuseschnitzelburg
So probably Kilonia or sth
poopenfarten

Being fluent in english gives you bonus perk of understanding half of german
Nothing wrong with that word
you people should meet up and throw bottles at eachother
hai brΓΌno
das kinder when they hear a story about the Ballensteallen, who steals the balls of bad children
Nothin much, super freakin eepy all day
Just gotta thug it out a while longer
Stupid elf
atleast use a real childrens story
Wait kobold is goblin in german
like about the dude that chops childrens thumbs off
if they still suck on it by a certain age
Yes kinda
read it as "super freaky all day" and I feel like I've read the right version of the message
im not freaky
i hate @pastel quartz too

I am scared of that gif
why
it's too freaky
not freaky enough
Humgry
same
same
Hunger for flesh
(cock)
cunt
cunt
go search for a hamburger in hamburg
stupid idea
hellish rebuke
all of em are hamburgers
get fucking immolated you idiot
you can't talk you are being on fire
in hamburg you're required to get a FischbrΓΆtchen
feels like you're retarded in general
welcome to the north
cut your losses rat, go to austria, have some schnitzel the size of your ass with fries and beer
for 1.4 euro
this is vomit inducing
weak
I have a weak stomach, I have a excuse
no excuses
bruh
weakness will not be tolerated
Im waiting for a colleague before we go eat sth
is that why you a twink
I had intestine issues when I was born, that I couldn't help
I failed to consider eating a breakfast and an airport sandwich is not much
myshinka how did you survive till adulthood
it sounds like if some passerby won't feed you every now and then, you're just gonna starve to death
Weakness will not be tolerated. I am lactose intolerant and will happily have all the milk and cheese I want because the weakness of the body will not surpass the strength of the mind.
- weaponized mustard gas fart attacks
Lactose intolerance is so stupid
like just tolerate it
idiot
Im fine
Cheese my stomach also does not like
I got here on my own
I can eat 70-100g cheese before i get sick
Thats an achievement
half you brainfart messages are "humgry" and "I haven't eaten today"
why are you guys so weak
I tried it twice now and each time, it did not agree
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Im eating fine
Well
Manageable
But I'm sure I'm not lactose intolerant though
I will also happily eat an entire pizza in one sitting because fuck sharing or having leftovers.
My Hungarian ancestors came from Asia and missed out on the great European evolution of keeping the lactose processing bacteria forever
we are mostly bacteria
unsalvageable idiots
I am not thinking about the right thing. You understand what i mean
You do need the enzymes for it tho
I'm technically Asian
which you dont have
Rude busy
if you dont consume lactose
enzyme
that's the word
forgor the english one
you don't have the proper enzyme to process lactose
I consumed copious amounts of lactose daily
enzyme was that bitch from chowder no?
Every evening until i was 18 i had choco milk. Not once did i miss it
it goes away if you stop after a while
I had to stop because at around 17 i started being lactose intolerant
young humans can all process lactose because guess what you eat from your mom's tit
you can be fine for years, stop for a while, then develop it
but when you become an adult, if you don't have a certain mutation, your lactose enzymes go a mimir
its probably not good for adults to consume too much lactose and dairy anyway
or you can be an unlucky mf and just randomly go intolerant
the entire population of India and Caucasus begs to differ
@placid sail milk wont make you a strong slavic man... sorry...
If you watch any vegan propaganda they will stick their cameras in cow pens to show you how cows spend their entire lives unable to move in a box only to eat, get milked then get butchered
plus you know, some indigenious populations like Eskimos who has meat and fish as 99% of their diet and haven't heard of how unhealthy it is
Only 1000 hours of squatting will make you a strong slavic man. Proper squatting where your heels touch the ground.
it is simply adaptability
Heels to the sky, western spy. Heels to the ground, comrade found.
ethical dilemma aside
eating only animal products sucks a bit and eating only vegetables sucks a lot
No way
guess why we all are omnivores
Whats happening
Yea and im sure statistically they'd die of heart disease at higher rates than the average europeans
so we could eat all and benefit from all, that's why
Why turkey is winning
Fusball
their health has gone to a steady decline only when they were introduced to processed civilized food products
they were well adapted to their local diet through centuries
Also turkey plays in european championships cringo
Yes but thats other reasons
Their natural diet still causes higher rates of coronary heart diseases
Theres studies on this
German and british diets are also notorious for it for other reasons
You eat seals and die at 60 of heart attack like god intended, not slowly rot away to the age ~80

the study I see shows alaskan eskimos having heart problems only after the introduction of modern diet
In a recent issue of the journal, DiNicolantonio published evidence suggesting that an increase in the intake of refined carbohydrates and sugar paralleled the rise in the incidence of atherosclerotic disease in the Greenland Inuit.1 Thus, we sought to ascertain if a similar trend occurred in Alaskan Inuit by reviewing the literature as far back...
listen man, I'm not saying you must eat animal products or something
the original point was different ethnics adapting to different food
its complicatedβ’οΈ
and hence some ethnics having more ability to CONSUME CHEEZE
If they figure out to clone meat worth a damn and itβs affordable and edible, Iβd happily switch to it. Until then, the slaughter must continue because I refuse to give up delicious poultry and beef
no way they got BG3 characters in star trek
my nitro is no more βοΈ
they already did
Unfortunate
mostly stuck on "affordable" part now
91% of all mammal biomass on earth are domesticated animals
would in 10 years it be affordible?
Is turkey playing soccer in cologne stadium?
for an average american citizen
No idea, dont care
your kind overlords may conclude that you're going to eat the insect cutlet earlier before they do
there's been a rise of "no-meat" products here in mordor, by the way
but it's the lamest kind still, mostly pea-carrot mash with spices and artificial flavor agents
Party like itβs Cyberpunk and your only options are insect protein, tofu, actual dog food, and if youβre well off, cloned food
skip
going full vegetarian/vegan would be the most sensible and cheap choice to escape this whole meat dilemma
problem is, it's still pretty unsustainable for the body itself
veggies are very good for health, but ONLY veggies are not enough
Or just reduce the amount of meat eaten
Euro cup
are you ready to eat less meat?
Because eating meat fpr breakfast, lunch and dinner every day is suboptimal anyway
Already am
Same
Turki numba one
Its currently Georgia vs turkey 1-2 @pastel quartz
Oh turki will lose
how less are we talking
80th min
Why
I hate turki
But you can be sure that turki will not be in top 4 at the end of the cup
Erdogan 
Yess
rebel
Beat oguz
Well, now I got less time for cooking so I more often have takeout for lunch which is usually meat
Don't you already hate Germany?
so daily still
But thats it, earlier it was like once a week
I hate every country
81st min
studying?
9min left
Except china
Working
Because my phone made by china
Man. Cooking is so easy takes 10 minutes
Will turkey win or will Georgia have a comeback
It can explode if I say that
I ate meat once a year in past 3 years
Im cooking wirelessly while im at the barber
(mom is deep frying some chimken)
!delight
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Not giving it back

:flag_ro: IaΘi, Romania
:clock8: 18 June 2024, 20:42 (08:42 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
π Sunset
βοΈ Clear sky
π 54% humidity
π NNE 20Β° | 2.06 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 26.85Β°C (Feels like 27.85Β°C)
80.33Β°F (Feels like 82.13Β°F)
H
sounds about right
:flag_rs: Serbia
:clock7: 18 June 2024, 19:42 (07:42 PM)
π +2.0 (Europe/Belgrade)
π Sunset
βοΈ Clear sky
π 58% humidity
π NNE 25Β° | 1.42 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 29.85Β°C (Feels like 31.85Β°C)
85.73Β°F (Feels like 89.33Β°F)
and im also drenched in sweat
we ball
we currently have nice chill 20
How do i do weather
Kicking*
SOME OTHER DUDE TRIES TO TAKE IT AWAY BUT CAN'T
./weather
HE IS KICKING THE BALL INTO THE FUNNY NET GATE
:flag_de: Cologne, Germany
:clock7: 18 June 2024, 19:44 (07:44 PM)
π +2.0 (Europe/Berlin)
βοΈ Day
π§οΈ Light intensity shower rain | β 0.32 mm/h
π 85% humidity
π NNW 330Β° | 2.57 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 17.85Β°C (64.13Β°F)
:flag_kz: 100000 Balkhash, Kazakhstan
:clock10: 18 June 2024, 22:44 (10:44 PM)
π +5.0 (Asia/Almaty)
π Night
βοΈ Broken clouds
π 57% humidity
π NE 37Β° | 12 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 22.85Β°C (73.13Β°F)
My phone is telling me 20
A nice 23
Dru why is it so chill at ur place


Gae ship?
ΠΡΠΎ ΠΠ°Π·Π°Ρ ΡΡΠ°Π½?
!dis
you will finally reach the dream of your life
P!dis
and become a chevapi yourself
Sad
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Do not use text to speach on this video
speach
Spinach
uh huh
I wanted to see what it does
It reads the file name
I dont think I ever had a fishburger
wow its long
Bit warm
only a lil
Also my polish genes activated, I want herrings now
oh kurwa
All I got is this can of SurstrΓΆmming. You can have it, as a treat.
Sick

Ill try that one day

Spoiler, myshinka wont
how do people eat that shit again
i know you dont eat it raw
I will if I pass through sweden
who
why would you even voluntarily try surstrΓΆmming
I see you, bastard β€οΈ
hi balrog
Will there be a point in time where breeding animals would be weird since every for example cow would be related
Its ΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π½Π΅Π΄
oh.
It's the funny guy
i think most animals are already really inbred, and it doesnt really change how the meat tastes so i think its fine

Btw what are you cooking in 10 minutes
Pasta arrabbiata
With jar sauce?
By 10 minutes i mean the amount of work. For example mashed potatoes and some vegan schnitzel
Hell no. Do it myself
It's some garlic, onions and jalapenos
And a box of tomatoe sauce
Call me that once again and i will obliterate you
I like to shred my zucchini. Cooks better and i like it soft
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Hell nah
Funni guy
mute for spam
arrabiatta with jalapenos, interesting
I just remembered I have a jar of arrabiatta
Hope it didnt go bad yet
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I like spicy thing but my lady doesn't
It's in a jar so it should probably still be good
Just check in case then store it in the fridge if it's still good then use it soon
Yoo. Ukraine announced that they have formed the world's first Unmanned drone force
Power Girl is packing some weapons of mass distraction and the Middle East will never be the same! This Justice League parody explores the moral and ethical implications of β¦ provocative dress β¦ and how things can go from bad to worse in a hurry. Also, does Superman have a thing for his cousin Power Girl? Clark and Kara does have a nice ring to ...
this is iedy tier
π¦
but is there a boob door
Boob balcony
still sucks that mp2 and mp3 used different model for max payne
of course luigi has THREE SAWS 
Why is max Payne here
male pattern baldness payne? 
Max Sam
idk about baldness
is just Sam Lake just fit more naturally, especially in comics cutscenes
would
@edgy abyss told you

I just took a solid shit like an hour and a half ago, now I'm back on the toilet and i just concrete mixer style piped a load of hot fucking mud into the bowl
Wtf is wrong with my gut
didnt you drink like
6 seagrams
those mfs cant be good for you
Sure but why did it turn everything in my gut into a chunky liquid
you nasty freaky
Just shut the fuck up already
no no she has a point
whenever you feel the urge to share about your stool with brainfart, kindly jump into a steam engine
I'm not talking about no damn stool I'm talking about a big muddy shit
shut up you mutt
Oh that
Fair enough then
Continue menace
wonder who saved him
Why did you delete it
You fucking coward
mods already see it
Take your punishment like I had to
IT'S ACTUALLY A FUCKING VIDEO ON PORNHUB
No reason to delete it even if you do theyβll already know
You know how many times Iβve been punished?
I wanted it somewhere else so i put i there
Itβs hardened me

Made me stronger
you're hard?
so what's his conclusion
idk im not gonna watch a man stick his dick into pasta
im satisfied with just knowing the video is real
coward
you watch it 
You already got that far bro
Finish the race
its the top result when you search up "pasta"

im not gonna watch a man stick his dick into pasta
no balls
so will i in fact

I wonder what falco has to say in this video he made
he's here but intentionally not commenting on it
waiting for people to forget this embarrassing fact he was trying to hide
Your
This is NOT a piece of gae broccoli
its a tree
p!magik 523951615317639169
now its broccoli

so is this
thats a weird piece of broccoli
inb4 β»οΈ
β€οΈ
adrian shepard my beloved
what bro
chicken/broccoli/rice grindset
he teaches math on the hub
whats his name
and gets models to help him out sometimes
i gotta peep this
changhsumath666
it's not math porn just math on pornhub 
8 ==== D
maths porn
there's more than one result?
the rest is gae porn
aw hell nah professor tryna teach us limits π©
they freaky with it
he can show me his multivariable calculus 
thats like the interracial category of math
Hello boys and gir-...
bro got all preened up for the big day
there are seeds in those flowers
imagine on your wedding day your mind is overtaken by the urge to peck at your bride's bouquet
this could be me n u <33
me
What is the pool status at habbo

poor guy
projecting much flop
today a wise man told me
watching porn means having good soul
you are happy for someone having sex
Idk why he's sad, all I know is he's sad
nobody is happy , everyone wants to be in their place
The streaming feed of the Mets game just cut to a mariachi band playing βHigherβ by Creed during the commercial.
The vibes are wild right now π€£ https://t.co/20F6Ziu2sU
π 39.87K π 4.86K
Men want only 1 thing
hi
what do you think was the reference for the design of the sullustans
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
tbh idk if i want the 1.0 or 2.0 suit
why not 2.0
it's super watered down
for efficiency
crackhead sprint at 30 mph is replaced wiht a brisk jog
you mean in gameplay or in lore? idk the lore
super strength is just slightly stronger
i thought 2.0 in lore would just be an improved 1.0
meanwhile 1.0 strength i punched a humvee into a mountain
real
idc about lore im talking gameplay
oh 1.0 all the way
2.0 is way harder to kill tho
shit is too adaptive
recombinded the ceph virus on the fly to kill cephs
1.0 felt like it had much greater control
repaired and replaced alcatraz' lungs
repaired alcatraz so good it turned him into prophet
repaired prophet so good* 
alcatraz really said "im freezing up... need to find a heat source!"
imo crysis games all fall off so hard when you have to fight aliens
i wish crysis 2 had kept the original alien designs, snowy new york would have been dope
frozen rivers
just metallic amorphous bullet sponges with zero strategy 
omg crysis 1 was awful in that regard
oh yeah crysis 1 theme is kinda cool to be honest
cephs sucking out all energy
ALL energy, even thermal
or nuclear 
i wonder how fucked humanity became when the first nukes got launched
crysis 2 cephs became just krang from teenage mutant ninja turtles
what
in the first game they really drove home the fact that you're way out of your league technology-wise
not really because nanosuit is ceph tissue 
human adaptation combined with ceph tech in the suits πͺ
and how fucking many of those suits did they have
also gauss rifle
like 8?
like 5
remember the squad in crysis warhead
that's an extra 4 or so
i have a knife and a dream frota
prophet aztec psycho nomad
who else
its for frota
as well as the squad in warhead from the paradise lost mission
nanosuit 2.0
shush romanian man
Koreans had their as well
purely crysis 1 and warhead had 8 suits i believe
8 american suits
who had em
raptor team and then the other team that psycho runs into during warhead
after the freeze
i don't remember much of warhead so maybe
IT'S SKAT
IT MEANS
i forgot
whatever killed steve irwin
yeah even the helmet
if it had a gasmasc you could say it the whatever is called
i forgot
that military helmet
stingray?
like the stingray helicopters from CoP?
yeah
?
i'm sorry these look nothing alike imo
it;s from beta iirc
nanosuit 2 is nanosuit 1 on human growth hormone
An actual gorilla
bro the nanosuit 2 bicep is so fucking massive, how can that arm extend even
idk i like that the 1.0 has a bigger nut cup
i think the 2.0 does tho
MAXIMUM GIRTH
prefer the original mask too, the 2.0 has a more alien feel
fitting
also whats with the reeboks with the straps on the 2.0
i like the glass on 2.0
wait i think i have them reversed
looks like it'll stop a bullet
i had the two confused for each other
everything i said about the 1.0 i actually meant about the 2.0
early alpha model looks goober
how did they manage to get nanosuits anyway
stole it off someone probably
they have to be destroyed manually
to this day i still dont know, ever since 2008 when i first ran into them in that cursed place
raptor team was the first and only deployed nanosuit team at the time though, and the koreans had nanosuits by the time you reached the end of like the 4th level or something like that
they would have had to have gotten the design and tech from the designers, or espionage'd it
to be honest i have no clue @atomic crane
i think the only way is that they somehow recover the first ceph that froze that scientist guy
after nomad left
and by the time he reached the mountain they already made one
and i cba looking up that cutscene to see if the general guy has a nanosuit on
he does
all high ranking KPA had them
crysis 3 nanosuit is kinda freaky but is the ultimate version of the suit i think
more alien than human at that point π
You didnt see Nanosuit 2a
This shit turned you into gorrilla
There is like an official artwork showing a US Marine hiding from CELL wearing it
looks pretty similar to 2.0 in shape imo though, just added rigs and pouches
blue = not evil
iirc these are just for multiplayer
i alrdy posted it
crazy stalker used to be a serious sam / Unreal ripoff
they squished his fuckin head
duty member dont need one
hes no duty member, look at the star
hes a desert ranger
all you're missing is a resolution
dutyers don't have brains 
that is the joke yes
good on you twinkle
@lone cedar @inland jackal hrvatski broj me pozvao, je li to jedan od vas 
twink understands basic joke concepts
terrifying
p!avatar 691305956033691688
I hate both of you, so much 
tf is this
lol looks like on of those power armor mods on fallout
it's the nanosuit from crysis
nemoj srat nisam hrvat
mada
trebalo bi sad da uzmem hrvatsku licnu za koju nedelju
imam te papire i drzavljanstvo pa ono
average bulgarian male
:flag_hr: Croatian (hrvatski)
β¬οΈ
I should now get a Croatian license for a week or so
is a bird? 
:flag_en: Javanese (basa Jawa)
β¬οΈ
it's you!
that's not quite it....
@grizzled ingot 
a wga
That's a very interesting translation 
which word did you translate?
assassin's cringe 
Prototype you uncultutred swine
but the prototype guy was black
Get out of my sight
me when i see a woman walking into an alley
This Jinx jizzed many boy pants i know it
She was one of the childhood crush characters
men be like "raven got me into goth girls" meanwhile i got jinx
literal who
ah yes

@narrow lotus @fading shuttle @heavy peak @inland jackal
Audi one is real
The metalhead one too, i hated the elitists
Holy shit i would piss on their face if i saw them now
same with BMW and the M badge
They were turbo cunts
babymetal MID AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats about it though i fuck with everything else. except for whatever the fuck ivan listens to
I listen to shit infested human carcass bands but I wouldnt call myself an elitist
I enjoy all metal genres
Also people listening to black metal
???? Where is the music man
nowhere
hey!
:(
i just dont fw slam metal
Hello?
oh, my bad, "ndasmu"!
Way badder btchs on that show mate
fair
Who, Trigon?
ivan be like "shit smeared cock sleeves new song, violate thy sanctified c-section is such a banger"

Donβt know how you could come to that conclusion
oh that's absolutely wrong lmao
ndasmu means "your forehead"
Literally who
Blackfire i guess
Yeah she was 
you should give a listen to unholy gravebirth by infant annihilator it's a real banger
only one i liked was jinx, the rest were meh to me
ofc it is
This is the loser's bracket semifinals of the Noita Online/Arena PvP tournament. I had an absolute blast shoutcasting this whole dang thing and I hope you're looking forward to more of these in the future!
The mods used can be found here : https://discord.gg/FKcfWrBypu
I go live at https://www.twitch.tv/aliasbot Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday
there's fucking noita esports?
nah thats mid stuff
infant anihilator arent that heavy
well they werent many
Plasmus 
out of the 3 goth bitches i liked one
i guess what made them hotter was they were villains and so they were not in every episode
35 @narrow lotus degrees today
GURA MATIII
so it was enjoyement to see them
i wish it got down from +30c in day
33c today felt like 105c bagamias pula in rasa lui de soare
:flag_ro: Arad, Romania
:clock12: 19 June 2024, 00:09 (12:09 AM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
π Night
π Clear sky
π 64% humidity
π SE 130Β° | 3.58 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 22.85Β°C (73.13Β°F)
@pastel quartz jk ofc I love infant annihilator
they go hard
but there's harder songs out there
they just play fast
ARAD IS A REAL PLACE?! 
that sounds pleasant actually 
they hard.. 
compared to daytime yes but you will still sweat like a pig
tfw singing about birth
if you dont have room ventilation
GIZMO
yeah its pretty low today
Death
don't continue that sentence
I know exactly what the next part is
don't.
:flag_us: Atlanta, GA, USA
:clock5: 18 June 2024, 17:10 (05:10 PM)
π -4.0 (America/New_York)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Scattered clouds
π 43% humidity
π E 90Β° | 7.2 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 30.85Β°C (87.53Β°F)
my throat feels dry whenever humidity drops under 90%
lol american
ATLANTA
...bruh 
Hell North America?
COME TO HOTLANTA (nobody calls it that)
Atlanta?
COME TO THE WORLD OF COKE AND TRY BEVERLY
π€¨
(Actually I'm from outside the loop) 
I would say a worse place than Atlanta would be Austin , Texas
so not realanta
Saying hello there gets you filled with something elseβ¦.. π
i mean of course there is Detroit
Worse place than atlanta would be Sofia
:flag_aq: V8XW+WG4, Concordia Station, Antarctica
:clock5: 19 June 2024, 05:12 (05:12 AM)
π +8.0 (Australia/Perth)
β¨ No sunrise/sunset data available...
βοΈ Broken clouds
π 100% humidity
π SSW 206Β° | 4.17 m/s wind
π‘οΈ -61.15Β°C (Feels like -68.15Β°C)
-78.07Β°F (Feels like -90.67Β°F)
No, but going less than 20 MILES over the speedlimit will 
100% humidity
bullllshit
:flag_us: Detroit, MI, USA
:clock5: 18 June 2024, 17:13 (05:13 PM)
π -4.0 (America/Detroit)
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Clear sky
π 57% humidity
π SSW 200Β° | 5.14 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 31.85Β°C (Feels like 35.85Β°C)
89.33Β°F (Feels like 96.53Β°F)
Do you not get filled with 7.62 if you speak "romanian" in moldova 
1980s - Drive bys from long sedan trucks with gang colours and shit
2024 - Drive bys from Ford f150 with america flag on it
Bro Moldova is too poor to afford ammo
The royalties from O-Zone couldnt get them enough funding? 








