#🎪bruh-fart
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yes
the high rizzler
@rugged mortar (nill_kiggers88) has been banned for reason: We dont want you with that username here
the skibidi
not even gonna give him an hour?
@gray barn (nillkiggers9699) has been banned for reason: We dont want you with that username here
smh, no mercy
same guy
nah
copy paste
awesome
Deez Nuts
What's wrong with the username?
Can anyone here explain it very simply?

Racial Slur with one letter changed
bottom text
Pretty

stop gooning
stop being original
only if you stop jorking
iedy stopping for a day
impossible
man at least try to hide it
real iedy horny hours
mods getting more evil
dear heavens

Wish you never dated me
In which timeline did that happen
Prophet the Chad in Alcatraz's dead body
Oh god

Alcatraz got cucked
like
man
I feel bad for him
Yeah the man saved the world from Ceph and what he got was cucked by Prophet
Prophet knew the suit would assimilate him and he would be able to take control
Hopefully the next game will have us play as Psycho or maybe Nomad if he is still alive somehow (Which is unlikely)
Psycho lost his suit tho i doubt he will put anything again
Nomad , maybe , he is the only one with a ??? status

Thats an awesome crysis gif
🤝
Crysis 3 has a secret cutscene of him Raiding a CELL base
Psycho Lives! Watch the Crysis 3 Normal Ending at /watch?v=pP_wWlo116k&feature=youtu.be
And from what the game itself hints, he is not in a good shape without the suit, spasms and pain attacks and all that shit
time to play baldurs gate for the next 100000 hours
Baldurs sucks
Man I wish Crysis 4 had more development updates 
your taste in video games involves stalcraft
i dont wanna hear it from you
Involves whar
I left stalcraft
is that a man
the damage is done
I don't think so

Wdym its clearly makima
Btw artyom, I sent you a clearer version of a song I wanted to find the name of, did you miss it or not manage to succeed this time either? #🎪bruh-fart message
Hi shine

oh god
i will look into it
Signalis ahh language
That would help much
i believe the author is Океан Ельзи
bro
Thanky much
!busy
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it even fucking shazams
Режиссер и сценарист видео - Mike Bruce (Майк Брюс)
Оператор - Salvador Lleo De La Fe (Сальвадор Ллєо Де Ла Фе)
"Rendez-Vous" является классическим приквелом к клипу "Стріляй". История стала фактически единственным сюжетом, который объединил две композиции. Однако события в видео "Rendez-Vous" происходят на три месяца раньше, чем в клипе "Стре...
it was it huh
fake ukrainian
shush
btw busy
i knew the author from the voice]

I showed a screnshot of some shit happening in my rimworld colony, rat chan asked me to name a colonist after her, then a bunch of other people, then I made a meme colony of brainfarters while narrating some action with screenshots, now brainfart is convinced I am their rimworld slave streamer
do you plan on returning?
have you thought of goin on twitch

you still haven't returned to rimworld yet
there's so many games I'm playing rn and they want me to keep doing rim which I've done for hundreds of hours already perchance

understandable
wedge head
@placid sail it owrks i guess
I've been streaming on twitch for my frens in the past occasionally (even a whole anomaly playthrough, actually)
Thats right. Yup, just you and you alone.
@placid sail hi bussy
he asked what is up with me and rim, not how many people streams it in brainfart, don't get madge 
not even mad, just wanting you to take the rim heat off me
hi twink
Rim?
you aren't streaming it either!
!busy
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Rim job?
world
RimWorld gamers?
Shit im not dedicated enough to setup obs just for brainfart

I LOVE RIM
do it like me and just narrate shit via text and screenshots in brainfart gaming
Maybe if im feeling lucky, you can all huddle in vc and watch me stream
streaming rim is boring anyway
I too
Uh
Lose a colony within Aprimay
Yeah, i like the screenshot snippets anyhow
I don’t even watch busy play it I just like encourage it
cause funny
I had a sneaking suspicion that nobody even cares about rim and just likes to annoy me
no that’s
That’s just me
Just me
what if it's not just you
i like it
what if it all is just a ploy of big farta
I care about rim 
I don’t think it is because half of brain fart people don’t play anything
rim
so
@placid sail i like coming back and seeing your funny colony highlights
tomato style
They have nothing else to do
you didnt even get to the good part of rim, the creation of an alex colonist
True. Last alex pawn crushed poor delights skull out of sheer boredom
you are 100% becoming a ghoul that is getting shredded into dust in some heated combat
I’m done with summer school early s already
Less then 1 hour of work now I wait
I’m smart when I want to
as long as i get to crush delights skull again
:3
while amusing, I can't allow that, he's our imperial aristocrat and HR manager
I like rimworld
Idk about others
the company needs him alive
Ok twink
Its too early for this, shut
fine fine since you weirdos enjoy it for some reason I'll stream it sometime, still got a lot of work tho
It’s never to early

Victory
what, you watch it too??
rim
i dont believe him, this isnt the first time hes said this
I almost got away with it you cunt
curse you
Mostly narrated edits

he will never rim, he admits it
It is the best format imo
the false messiah lies to you
Ambiguous Amphibian 
learning nothing else matters on guitar rn, the intro section has my fingers begging for mercy
rim is just not for streaming, 70% of the time it's just colonists doing mundane shit
tbh i would watch rim highlights
but streams no
unless you're playing on high difficulty, can babble about some shit in downtime and/or people are fine with having you on bg
Do I have a number of channels for you (at least one)
Thats why i prefer dickcrushing difficulty
Keeps the boring automated midgame away
its that time again
you sure got yourself away from boring midgame last time 
I played a bit offline, got pretty far. Then got the dreaded endlessly standing pawn bug
what if instead of tool it was goon
i protected him from the midgame by crushing delights skull
Still need to troubleshoot the modlist for that one
then it would stink and be less cool
i might join a stream as a i will give it another shot
if busy gets to it at some point
delight died so zoro can have fun in rim 
and then you
and me
and everyone
After another 100 hours playing, it's back for the Rimworld Biotech DLC. Solo mechanitor start...
Sorry for being away so long :)
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Music:
Ambient music by Epidemic Sound...
well you wont know until you stream it
Oh the save is dead and nuked. Will prob start new colony after modlist is fixed
see how many viwers you get
watch out mr beast here I come
That just means we get to have brainfart fight for name slots and tile choice
I love the guy
-20 mood, wife pregnant
Mental break. Hits chemfuel reserves
+15 - x5 got some lovin'
Checkmate
He's going for the anti-grain warheads, quick take off his legs
Know any good mods that expand on health conditions?
nooo 
ye I don't really care for Rim tbh but it's also not to annoy you
@solar obsidian
(didn't forget about you)

Escape from prison? Time to escape your kneecaps
Thats why I have every cell equipped with a shotgun turret with beanbags
you just want to see Falco's ass the boomalope getting milked don't you
nah
I'm here for the vibes, that's all
boomalopes aka portable artillery shells
Remember, kneecaps are a privilege, not a right
we are in fact making artillery shells from Falco's ass milk
Must be lactose intolerant
lack toes in toddler ants
Falco milking hours
there's no need to use him in direct combat because we have Artyom the unkillable ukrainian furry
RJW moment
But what if the enemies bribe Artyom with cabbages
mass brainfart bans speedrun
I am his only supplier of bionic legs and cocaine
i still didnt see my go juice
he is free do ditch me if he wants to, but I doubt that
My legs are ok
YOU ARE NOT GETTING GO JUICE YOU IDIOT
please?
YOU'RE GONNA GET ADDICTED AND DIE
Surely you get Luciferium as compensation
death will only make me stronger
these fucking people
He'll be fine
give em finger, they'll chomp the hand
He can have a little
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
As a treat
mmm hand
FINE HERE IS YOUR SPACE COCAINE
You need some more luciferium
NOW WE WANT EVERY COCAINE
Shrimply raid the raiders for it
Is space cocaine just spice?
dont give delight a finger
worst mistake of my life
go juice literally kills you
enemy dead make busy happy
and you're gonna cry later NOOOO BUSY YOU LET ME DIE
go juice make busy happy
@placid sail wait i remember
you are worse than children
you are drug addicted space children
@stone blade
I'm playing without it anyways
CE not being updated is the greatest sin ever, even though I could just use the experimental github version lol
yayos combat updated
ce isnt
delight remind me to de-leg frog if he is present in the current colony
he talks a lot of smack for someone with two extra legs
POV: You're Busy trying to feed Artyom
i'll give you my 3rd leg
but you're not playing rim anymore tho
consume the crack
well since ares insists, fine, I won't
ares knows better, relay your complaints to him
this is what i mean exactly when i say im going to the gas station for a (lil treat)
!dry
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good, listen to the god
cuck of war
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445719/1252600551414435860/So-close-1718712761302.mp4?ex=6672ceab&is=66717d2b&hm=1b510c59fd9566cccf652924afc7e469707625feb1f537c165fbfe2097760d39&
The first rule of gun club
Is to have fun and be silly 
Yes, I get a shitty crop for a meme
Make disposable warrior pawn caste. Send on raids. Profit or die gloriously
when do we get !Artyom
Bro Everytime I see a woman holding a gun way too big for them I fucking pucker
!flop when 
You ever see when they hand them a revolver and whenever they shoot it comes right back pointed at their face
@fading shuttle alex post the speech buble
@grizzled meadow do the thing
that's actually a funny idea
I even got the picture ready for that command, look
retirement
Since when do pawns retire
it's all coming together

i get my own little garden
!flop should just be a plank image with flop pfp in the middle and pointers saying twink
Take em out back
think of the rabbits artyom
No no, they go mining.
why
And there's a funny "cave-in"
women 🚬 🍷
you know what I change my mind, I don't want to be a command anymore
you know madi was alr
what did you want it to be
They all become happy little research assistants
ive had dudes in lanes next to me accidentally flag me with their barrel
this mf is bipolar
Why double post
one second he wants murderhobo drugs, the next he wants a retirement garden
you are very high maintenance hoe Artyom
damn you
how dare you speak bad against our chinese app that steals your data
What's flagging with barrel? 
im your strongest warrior
pointing at someone
You're right
I should sign up for their beta testing features
let me make that extremely clear
carelessly point it at me
I absolutely will
Bro is the cartridge loaded? Look inside 
sure
IM THE ONLY REASON YOU SURVIVED THE BUG ATTACK YOU FOOL
but since it's a bet
if our colony survives without you participating in combat
I'm selling you into slavery or turning you into a nice pile of organs
deal?
what happened to spice?
tribal raids are too easy
Doc training into kibble pipeline
Its a shame slaves can't do intellectual tasks
busy no longer rim
he dive
Asking to be colony's dedicated housewife
That's why I never go to public ranges
it is?
People go there and all their mental faculties shut down
the colony's biggest hole
Unless you don't mind making the tards do hauling and cleaning
I think I was the crafter
Or being force fed stims and slaving away in the craft dungeon
idk man
Its better than being in the yayo fields
If busy is merciful, you'll get a nice chair, AC, a well lit room
we will see
AK 47 FOR EVERYONE
😭
bz needs a sugar mommy to buy it for him
I checked the sites for buying keys/gift buys and there seems to be no option there either
I'm not even sure if anyone could buy for me
its ass anyway
AND YOU DESERVE IT
I mean yeahhhh
I just wanted a proper patched version that I will own forever instead of hitting torrents every time
hey bussy get squad pls
haha no

what next, you're gonna want me to play valorant or siege?
@river robin
olaaaa
@tidal trellis math conquered
Bitch
We're so back
winning
you ♻️ 'd my shit, you're here
I know for sure I got more than half
What the sigma
Are they still patching zero hr?
absolutely not, since supposedly steam version doesn't support wide screen and high fps, but looking for a proper version of the game that works on win 10 in the past was troublesome
Old games do be that way
yeahhhh
and that is why just buying a steam copy would be cutting a lot of corners
EXCEPT NATURALLY
A COMPANY FUELLED BY CHILDREN'S SOULS AND SACRIFICED GAME STUDIOS DECIDED IT'S GONNA MAKE A STATEMENT TOO
the pirates werent there to not only make it free for everyone but
accessable for you me and generations to come 🏴☠️
what is the fucking point of all those civilian companies not selling shit to me personally man. when europe still buys russian oil mixed up with foreign one somewhere in singapore
shit's stupid
imma murder the creator of our company's security awareness training
Money idk
Oh god how cringe is it
isn't zero hour this?
At least 3+ slides on "dont give company secrets to chat gpt?"
oooooh
makes sense about the no widescreen and high fps thing now
yeah it's older than some people in this server
"you can put a VPN on most devices" true/false?
me: yeah sure true
the training: you CAN'T because it's not legal in some countries!!!
i swear to god
zero hour is canon event game for busy's childhood
who knows, maybe you will have to work in Russia someday ares!
and VPN is a nuh uh here!
we sure don't use it, cos it's illegal!
Literally couldn't go "SHOULD you put a VPN on most devices?" and be less obtuse, huh
You wouldn't download a car!
oh that zero hour
bruh
Surely
pretty sure I'm working against russia in 90% of the shit i deal with
why does busy refer to himself in third person
God i hate that shit
consider your words about that game very carefully, lest your pawn is gonna be snapped out of existence forever
it's some third party marketing looking ass thing trying to get money and for some reason it's working
space does the same aswell
idk never played it
Me having to do the virtual training of shame because i miss too many dumbass gotcha questions answering from IT pov instead of user PoV
i wonder what countries ban vpns
Ahem
"Where are VPNs illegal? VPNs are illegal in North Korea, Belarus, Oman, Iraq, and Turkmenistan. In some other countries, including China, Russia, Türkiye, UAE, India, Iran, Egypt, and Uganda, only government-approved VPNs are legal, but these might allow the authorities to monitor users."
I feel like the person responsible for that cock and ball torture training you went through invested the same amount of understanding and thought in devising it as you would if I said to you right now "ares do this stupid shit presentation before the evening, go"
why does the security team have the lowest score on the training?
"we're supposed to take those seriously?"
(((((Might))))))))
so basically both you and the manager responsible for it are jumping through hoops nobody cares about
wow i didn't know
i don't the monitoring part is right
i'd hit you with the "aight bet, i'll look at your shit tomorrow" then
right... 
at least not in Turkey
aka the list of countries probably using VPNs the most
I mean hey
Something something you're always monitored 
Me not even reading questions and just picking the glaringly obvious answer out of buzzwords
Why do you think you have walls?
someones always watching 
i am not the one who is monitored i am the one who stalks
On the last day of training due date
at least those trainings are only once a month
used to be twice 
once in a blue moon you get something fun like the entire OWASP thingy
that's neat
yeah
i played zero hour for a tiny bit, thought it was neat, but a little weird in the control scheme, and a bit too slowly paced
"Ayo, tell our sccm dudes to delay that patch for his device. We uh, need forensics intact." Pushes NAC patch immediately.
it was just like a worse ready or not
for half the price and a quarter the features
muh cyber kill chain

kys busy
(keep yoself safe)
true, but aint nobody should be paying 80 bucks just to get a gas mask and actual updates
was the OWASP top 10 iirc, at least it's better than VPN shit or what a DoS attack is
i got it for like 30$
which i think is like 10$ more than full price zero hour
i think it was even less
no not really
well the 80 dollar thing was since before it fully released, and it was a "supporter edition", which is weird, because the only people getting updates and patches to the game were people with the supporter edition
im still not gonna pay 50-60 bucks for something that is gonna sit in my library for years after i play it once, and realise i dont have anyone to play it with
i aint reading allat
Oh yeah
@placid sail did you happen to get Halo MCC for a whopping $12, all games, when it first released?
I am going to say something that will probably alienate me from all the americans here to some degree
can't imagine
I never played any Halo game and probably never will
france makes worst OICW, asked to leave the arms business
(I did binge on Halo wiki once because I like to read random wikis sometimes)
shut the fuck up ognap

Thats fair. You only need ce, 2, 3, odst, and reach. Series is dead after that. Books are worth reading
cat stepped on his keyboard 
I haven't either but it was a steal 
They're ok
eh
I just don't really care about shooters, honestly
I love anomaly/gamma only because of the atmosphere, survival and rpg-like elements
shooting is very secondary for me there
Then you'd probably like odst
zoro is not losing hope to indoctrinate me into halo cult
only played infinite and i regretted it
🤝
real real real
anomaly gunplay is like
click on head
win!!!
all enemies kinda just walk in straight lines on the same path
Much less "they put da master chef in the soder" and way more "just a dude in a fucked city with enviromental story"
my "space guy rocks the galaxy and kicks space baddies" was mass defect anyway
Why is master chief in the fridge
real
busy are there any other games like mass effect
wheres saves port over from past games
well, since it's bioware, dragon age kinda does it too
some rpg series probably as well, but can't remember any rn
especially stuff like cod
they legit make like
complicates development
and black ops 6 is set after cold war

brother what is the point of progress transfer in a call of duty game where every plot is a straight line roller coaster with no or very few different choices
Damn shame they got rid of marty
maybe they could change some dialogue and whether or not a character appears in a mission based off if you got a or b ending in cold war
brother, play cold war
even if you dont buy it
last cod I played was 4 and I'm okay with that
its asking for too much from the mfs that put teletubbies in pvp
yes
Show me the cod books
show me balls
tom clansy's "russians are the big baddies again" cult classic book series
oh wait, that's another bland series of shooters already
he was right
yep
"moscow has hacked our defense networks and now we must counter spy them for the 8th novel in a row"
You're late
book russians were much more interesting with what they were cooking
the "we never learn" trilogy
jason bourne tier
"he can hide in plain sight, thats why we get him to meet in public and then secure none of the surrounding roads or metros"
blame the deceased mister clansy for current shitstorm
he created a self-fulfilling profecy
division is fun clancy
until they like
no he didnt
got past wony and had to make it actually mmo tier
division 1 and even 2 pre manhunt is kinda fun action thriller novel stuff in a game
manhunts are just like if they took the last half of a book and reprinted it 30 times after telling someone to randomly swap out character names
Who's Oppenheimer
ubisoft probably gave the division 2 team like 30 euro a year to develop the story
True. At least halo got scifi backing and world building 
Only to become a shell of its former self
Halo died after Reach and nothing can convince me otherwise
there is no game other than combat evolved
Because its true
Idk i never played it
You're not a true fan if you never played marathon 
boomer
there is no game other than pathways into danknezs
marat on these nuts
I command you to boot up Halo 3 ODST and not feel something when Deference for Darkness starts playing.
there are exactly two ways to go around a great setting, develop all the stuff you wanted to and leave it to rest in its prime, or keep milking it and adding stuff and straining your ass and the setting itself until you shit out an unbearable slop with the mark of once great idea
@placid sail have you played Thief
guess which path the AAA companies consistently choose
And halo is on the 2nd half
Imagine trading the greatness that is Halo for the utter shitfest that is Destiny
haven't played it, but saw tomato do and watched all mandalore reviews
slow burn, story is kinda generic tbh
lore books and byf videos are good
gameplay is pretty fun
The plot is just buried under 10 lb of autism and dlc


Though I will never forgive them for giving Rookie a shitty death off-screen so they couldn't make him a Spartan IV.
Blizzard milked the shit out of halo (or microsoft)
And valve literally made the fan HL community schizophrenic for HL3
Is there a company that is in the inbetween?
dont remind me
bungie?
cheesed to meet you
...343?
what about like uhh
blizzard?
bioware
I also fucking DESPISE the art direction 343 took, especially the Spartans. They went from super soldiers wearing scuffed, battle-worn power armor to fucking plastic action figures.
343 guilty spark did him a mercy by sparing him the sight of the sequel trilogy
Idk man
I lost count
Like i said valve made its community schizo
marvel superhero costumes 
@placid sail vro that part at the end of me3 when ur shuffling in that torn up armor
thats peak
Infinite looks like fucking fortnite
what the actual hell
exactly only played pve tho i heard pvp is miserable
This shit
bro you dumbass, the company that currently makes halo is called 343 industries
this better be bait
Trueeeeee
this is hilarious actually
Actually terrible
nuh uh
yeah the ending sequences of me3 were pretty emotional
But you should remember
From 2008 to 2015ish, gamers were complaining about everything being too grungy and dirty, and games all had those stupid brown filters
though I got a bit of a whiplash from them in contrast with the rest of the game where you could be pretty chill, doing some side quests in a seemingly okay places
halo only needs blue and purple anyways 
Going through the sweat to get halo 3 recon armor only to have it given to everyone in reach
...and red 
and then you go back to earth and it's like OH RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOR WE'RE HAVING A GALAXY-THREATENING EVENT HERE
Companies listen to bad opinions and ideas
They love it
but it is kinda on point because the council does try hard to pretend that everything is alright for a good while
Going through the sweat in Reach to get the haunted pilot helmet
the music playing over that ending cinematic if you went destroy
admiral anderson 🫡
My favorite memory was finally getting recon,then next bungie day when they gave everyone a week of flaming armor, getting spammed with friend requests by people who thought i was an employee
The fucking GRIND in Reach for that helmet, man
marauder shields was the best boss frfr
you know whats fucked
they cut out some great dialogue at the end with him
gotta use a mod to add it back
The only reason I saved both the Quarians and the Geth instead of just the Geth is because it would have made Tali sad. Quarians as a whole have been suicidal jackasses.
Rest of the galaxy: Fighting an existential, genocidal threat
Quarians: Now is the PERFECT TIME for us to make a suicide run at getting Rannoch back!
real real real
What getting absolutely no pussy does to a mf
you do be feeling kinda upset when you have to live in your space honda civic because your smart home toaster went rogue and drove you out of your own house, and all your neighbours said "lol, lmao"
and I do be willing to see my house and square up with the fucking toaster one last time when all the shit is about to go down
i aint singing kumbaya with the dude who stole my house once the rapture comes bruv, im shanking him
and its their fault too lmao
But the entire fucking Morning War was the Quarians fault. The Geth were perfectly willing to be chill as long as the Quarians didn't, y'know, start nuking the Geth and themselves.
nobody is saying quarians are justified
I'm just saying I understand their decision
Quarians did nothing wrong
quarians do be kinda rude to their toasters
I understand their decision. I just don't understand their order of priorities, their wisdom, their judgment, their sense of self-preservation, or even common sense.
i know nothing of mass effect lore outside of dubious artwork
In other words, I recognize the Quarians have made a decision, but given it is a fucking stupid decision, I am letting them face the consequences of their actions.
mmmmmgfgfghh legion
why not
I allowed quarians to destroy geth at the time because I didn't have the needed save from me2 to allow for "and then everyone fucked happily" solution and I didn't wan't to lose my purple waifu
kinda vile honestly to lock that solution under a progress transfer ngl
Krogans, I can understand curing the Genophage a priority. Krogans breed like rabbits, and they'd be doing a LOT of fucking as soon as the Genophage is cured. Huge army of nearly bulletproof turtles. Good.
what could possibly go wrong afterwards
real
not a real gamer until he makes some racist remarks
Listen, we can worry about Krogan Rebellion 2 Electric Boogaloo AFTER the Reapers stop kicking our shit in.
im sure wrex wont be dethroned
Holy shit
Iedy posting
go back to vtubers alex
Also, I feel the Krogans and humans would form an alliance over their kinship of being suicidal, nuke-happy maniacs.
Humans, after all, are basically space orcs in almost every setting.
who the fuck
get outta here
Illusive man : Miranda, stop Shepard from destroying the Collector Base
Miranda :
thats miranda?
Well she is brunette and she has the cerberus "outfit"
fat fuck miranda
I only tolerated Miranda around because I was laughing my ass off from the camera angles going STRAIGHT AT HER BOOBS AND ASS at every opportunity
Genetically Engineered to be Perfect
Hell yeah
I fear that one day iedy will just post pure porn
they don't make rpgs so blatantly sexy anymore smh
her face is extremely meh
cant believe bioware only made humans available 4 ur same gender male run
femshep is much sexier than Boobranda if we're talking female humans
Ye + the voice is cum worthy
goonedy
plus though explained, her complete lack of character is mind numbing
have you seen her in legendary edition
they messed up her face
It made a bit no sense why she turned on Cerberus like on the last mission
its like lowered now
Because there was no lore or reason for her to do that before lol
oh riiiight, they did make a remake of the game
which doesn't have funny goon angles anymore, and weird graphics
it does if you do the loyalty stuff
not playing that lol
"you helped me save my sister"
ahhhh so thats why
interesting
she trusts shepard blindly
I don't remember why, but that quest made a part of my brain die
there was something retarded in it
or maybe it was just bland af
but I only remember neurons dying
which is topical with miranda interactions honestly
yeah but like
Yes, she was supposed to look like a perfect version of her sister or whatever , genes and shit
But they look nothing alike lol
Twin sister mya ss
if you dont do it she gives some other reason
its not bad
it makes EMS not miserable
Considering how much of a shitheel TIM is, I fully expect he engineered that entire situation in the first place to secure Miranda's loyalty and was perfectly willing to sell her back to Henry Lawson the second it started being more beneficial than keeping her around.
no need to grind galactic war mode or whatever
Definetely
- he seems to have already had Kai Leng in the making
kai leng sucked
so he expected to replace miranda sooner or later
his fight sucked in my run of le3
he was a bitch
bioware sure succeeded in making me hate that character
he kept spawning 3 feet away from me and instakilling me off spawn with a move you cant dodge unless you spam backwards at the right time
Kai Leng was such a shitty assassin he couldn't even beat a terminally ill assassin that was on his deathbed without cheating.
otherwise his fight was easy
"ah yes here we go this asian space ninja is about to talk shit to me again, when I get to finally kill him"
@placid sail do you remember the missile section of the earth mission
where you gotta defend from waves
idk if i was bugging out but it wouldnt stop spawning banshees and uhh
marauders at me
I just had a dumb idea for a crossover.
literal hell
Mass Effect except it's Armored Core humanity.
even harder than the final boss of omega
I kinda remember that final missions on Earth were rough
and that mf was timed
speaking of fighting quarian toasters
i ❤️ legion
a square up with the harbinger there was fucking hillarious

wonder who that is
dark souls level of nuh uh I dodge rolled from your giga laser of death
which one was that?
i thought harbinger showed up at end on earth
did we kill he ass?
no
mordhau
this is some mount and blade with fire and sword lookin' shit
Also, who the fuck doesn't take the Renegade option to shatter Kai Leng's stupid sword and stab him in the gut
wasn't it on quarian planet where you fought ON FOOT with a reaper ship
Just arrived in Hamburg and theres a man wrapped in turkish flag already
he appaears at the end run on the citadel beam and royally fucks you all
then he leaves back into space
to deal with the other ships
yeah that was just some sleeping reaper
shit was funny as fuck
Yes but that wasnt Harbinger , it was just a random Reaper
@placid sail me4 before ES:6
it's still a fucking whole ass reaper
i bet 1$
da mods for me3 are pretty swank
and dodged giant ass beams of death
Döner has won 
oh yeah like that was insane fight
because you needed all that firepower to beat 1 SINGLE reaper
got one that let all ur cool war assets show up at shield base at earth
you literally needed to sync the whole Quarian fleet to the laser to fire on the reaper
when his eye was open mind you
otherwise he didnt get dmg
giant enemy crab reaper
shit was amusing as all hell
mfs carting around those leviathan orbs in crates

Commander Shepard carrying the entire milky way galaxy on his poor back
i wish they'd like
have more npcs helping
every fight you see an npc shooting enemies
they die
instantly to a random shot from 3000 yards away
no it's like cowadooody friendly npcs (they dont do shit)
in all of mass effect
RAMIREZ DEFEND BURGER TOWN
i saw ONE that helped
it was on earth at the end
when you do that turret minigame
before talking with anderson
ONE mf is throwing biotics and levitating enemies and shooting them
the worst fast food chain 
that was legit the only one in all of mass effect that would deal damage to the enemies or not instantly die in a scripted scene
main character #2
and i think they might've been modded in too from this same mod

flop's alt
its madi
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
uhhh whats the word for it in english
curioisity
even when its furry porn
im always curious
except when its gey furry porn
curioisity
thats where i draw the line
So true
catniplewds
people truly dont understand how to reverse image search these days
p!banana
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...taiga? 
so true
you'll never be a birch
you are born oak
look down and see your trunk
you gotta look up to see my treenis
loooseerrr
THAT'S where babies come from?!
downloads?!
sussy bussy
character is called yumi, artist is called "catniplewds"
this one was posted to their patreon on 2024-05-18
Anonymous DDOS'ing the baby servers
if i actually wanted the sauce i would have reverse searched it
brainrot, the video
but you guys are truly degenerates
p!chad
smh
RAHHH
Its someone with a furry pfp bro
they removed it
What did u think
anime pfp
Meet the Spy
's why I don't send it immediately lol
Beat Mohg’s ass again. I’m ready for the DLC
Now go beat Malenia's ass.
Bruh
Thanks to Bandai Namco for a review code for Shadow of the Erdtree.
0:00 Intro
0:48 Size of Expansion
2:45 Gameplay Expectations
5:31 Scaling in DLC (Brief Map Spoiler)
7:35 Difficulty
8:57 World Design & Environments
11:15 Performance
12:05 Story
13:42 Closing Thoughts
The Shadow of the Erdtree expansion features an all-new story set in the L...
Gotta get that Miquella's Needle in the nonexistent chance it serves a purpose in the DLC
nah
wait u might be right
shit
||man id beat to malenias ass fr||
It was not kek, it was CRINGE FATHER
rogal no!
note: he's a furry
shouldve expected him to immediately find hte sauce
i'll download your babies
Live tree reaction
inb4 simply knew the sauce
youre not any better alex
plug the type c straight into the dick or wireless?
Upload deez nuts on your chin
you ask for sauce and then shame the ones who reverse image searched it
ethernet cable
use a packet sniffer first, sniff sniff
truly, i am become cock destroyer of cum
urethranet cable
Reverse image search: knowing the image already and telling the other person to go search for it 
you should have seen the irony
lmao
no, furries are very common
enough that you being a furry wouldnt surprise me
Sending them to an even worse well made imitation fan art 

oh my god it's yuri from red alert too!
what have i become

the fucking smile on that banana's face 





