🎪bruh-fart

[minor cypress]

Aight bot machine broke

[pale ingot]

S?stats

[minor cypress]

Just do the command, @ yourself and choose user

[pale ingot]

ok

i should kms

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

you're not

[minor cypress]

this place has always been my at work entertainment

[green schooner]

do it

[upper shore]

Oh is that what we are? Do we amuse you?

https://tenor.com/view/armi-memes-gif-movie-kubrick-gif-19897006

[green schooner]

I’m gonna get freaky

[minor cypress]

Yes

[pale ingot]

not when a duty dick rider tells me to. bandits 4 life

[green schooner]

I hope you get called in again

[green schooner]

you play Stalcraft

shush

[pale ingot]

not rn

[green schooner]

I saw you get on

earlier

[pale ingot]

delusional

[minor cypress]

I hope you have to mop the depot in the rain

[green schooner]

I’m in my cozy Aaa bed rn

snuggling my blankie

In my cold room

[pale ingot]

bandits >>

[green schooner]

waking up tmmr and go to class for 2 hours

then go home

[minor cypress]

I cast damp woobie

[green schooner]

it’s very soft and warm

[minor cypress]

Just tell them you're Turkish

[green schooner]

cause I’m retarded and I failed

For math

so I take summer school

Geometry is not my strong suit

It never will be

I wish

[upper shore]

Hi I'm retarded and I failed, I'm dad

[minor cypress]

Nevermind. Most powerful spell

[pale ingot]

broke?

[minor cypress]

I cast proofs homework

[green schooner]

We don’t get homework

it’s 4 assignments everyday

and u just do them

and then do whatever

when your done

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

I’m taller

And stronger then him

Sadly

[lethal dragon]

Guys what are you doing if u go to fart but no fart comes out it’s all shit

[green schooner]

6’0

He like

5’5

I never claimed to be taller

[upper shore]

Did you eat your whole MRE in one day

[green schooner]

Just taller then him

no

[lethal dragon]

No, turd just pulled a sneaky

[green schooner]

He’s just full American with no history

[scenic field]

can you bench/squat him?

[green schooner]

😭

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-wizard-spell-wizard-casting-spell-zilean-zilean-the-chronokeeper-gif-2169279247610486481

Bless your heart

[green schooner]

yes

Prob

[lethal dragon]

I’m just jokin

[green schooner]

Hoping hes less then 225

[lethal dragon]

I’m just goofin

I’m just “having a laugh”

Guys seriously

I’m only jesting

[scenic field]

all my exes like when i did that lol

[lethal dragon]

No yall don’t understand

I’m being comical

[green schooner]

I only like men

I go snooze now

[scenic field]

im not pretty enough to like men

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-fog-gate-abyss-gif-26843774

[minor cypress]

Just be a homiesexual

Love all my homies

[scenic field]

i kiss my homies on the lips out of respect

[minor cypress]

Finally, all busywork caught up. We big chilling

Just sell your soul to night shift

[pearl creek]

And you're not getting a good price for it

[minor cypress]

Usually

Skills + experience make it feel a bit better. But work is work

[pearl creek]

"Experience" pfff - You mean you get stockholm syndrome after a while and it doesn't feel as bad.

[minor cypress]

I more mean doing enough things that people want to hire you

Classic

[pearl creek]

Why would i want that!?

Just give me bags of cash, I'd be fine without work

[minor cypress]

i only care enough to pay my bills and keep paying em

[pearl creek]

As a wise man once said: I don't need work, I need cash. I can occupy myself, I don't need someone else for that.

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-santa-claus-alberto-del-rio-run-over-christmas-gif-24232907

merry cristmas

[minor cypress]

Ah. Yeah, follow expectations, only sweat as much as your title allows. Optimize and automate as much as you can and never tell a soul

Leave work at job when off clock. Repeat

Nothing better to manipulate for free labor than a naive overachieving people pleaser with goals.

What do you do?

[pearl creek]

Just had to google that because the term seemed so weird

And yeah, wasn't disappointed

[minor cypress]

[pearl creek]

"Doesnt like being profiled"

[minor cypress]

So...editing website layouts, making presentations, etc?

[pearl creek]

"Tends to get aggressive if aware of profiling"

[minor cypress]

Or am i underthinking this

[pearl creek]

its basically several jobs mashed into one as far as i understand it

yay work compression for less compensation

[minor cypress]

Same. Dr google is telling me its exclusively a swiss hell position

[pearl creek]

why would anyone in their right mind do that

its like 4 or 5 jobs combined

and i doubt it pays anywhere near to be 1 good paying job

[lethal dragon]

I’m being persecuted

[pearl creek]

well, duh, since you are being a project manager, a social media manager, a website coder etc - of course the possibilities are there after

Well, how old are you?

pffff

Trust me, you dont know jack shit about where you are headed. Neither did I at your age.

Fuck, I didnt even know until my 30s

I'm not a people pleaser

I'm just spitting my thoughts into the ether here

same

but, yeah, you could be one of the few that knows what he's doing and how to achieve what he wants... but chances are slim

None of my friends from childhood still works at the job he learned initially

neither do i

Thats normal. Let me guess - life seems endless, 40-50 years of working seem absolute nightmarish?

get to 40, you'll wonder where the last 5 years went

srsly, I've been with my gf for about 8 years now, I'm astonished it went by that fast

[minor cypress]

Aw bro you got plenty of time

The secret to adult shit is no one really knows what they are doing ever

[pearl creek]

yes

we are all just big kids

[minor cypress]

We just sorta keep doing things and figure it out until it all lines up

[pearl creek]

And hey, we invented civilisation that way

(wasnt regarded as a good idea from all participants, but eh)

[minor cypress]

That feeling will fade once you realize what being grown lets you do

And the only thing you will miss is how simple everything was. Pros and cons

[pearl creek]

yeah. School, Homework, Play.

Now its basically the same with work and free time, but there are so many little things that nag at you

[minor cypress]

When my biggest worry was "is homework done, internet up, and chores done?"

[pearl creek]

well, if it pays that well, it can be a good stepping stone

[minor cypress]

Eh, learn that being selfish and being a dick isn't a mutual thing

[pearl creek]

a certain level of selfishness is needed to survive adult life

being a dick... only to the right people, that would be other dicks

Nurax, if it calms you - i was a pushover at work around my 20s myself

you'll get better at not letting yourself being abused

and if its only because you are fed the fuck up

[final rose]

[minor cypress]

18-21 was imma do my best, these people don't know any better. 22-23 was wtf am i doing im so trash. 24+ was "fuck these guys imma do me."

[pearl creek]

Kinda, yeah. And the whole idea of "Work hard, get good pay" was still ingrained in my head

today? Oh looky at the time. It's the end of shift!

[minor cypress]

Now its work hard enough, focus on working smarter, get that bag and live life.

[pearl creek]

Nah, employers will never honour that

[minor cypress]

Nope

[pearl creek]

they will gladly take your time and work

but barely acknowledge you did them

[scenic field]

work for yourself.

[final rose]

[scenic field]

technically im a contractor but i own an LLC

[minor cypress]

Thats why documentation, paper trails, and cya is essential

Not a bad idea. You know any web frameworks like flutter?

[pearl creek]

especially CYA

I would've been thrown under the bus at my current work 3 times by now if not for CYA

[split canyon]

👏 your 👏 coworkers 👏 are 👏 not 👏 your 👏 friends 👏

[pearl creek]

Well, they CAN be - but I'd never trust them the same as my offwork friends-

at my work its more "We vs Above"

[minor cypress]

Same. Only had one coworker that passed the vibe check

Ever.

[pale ingot]

Oh... My penis is big .....

[minor cypress]

Cool, so learn wordpress, more webdev stuff, pivot that into a more tech role if you wanna go that route.

[quartz ridge]

i hate curse forge! i hate out of date minecraft modding!

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239483516589445162/1252346069795475487/IMG_20240505_233530_048.webp?ex=6671e1aa&is=6670902a&hm=ad19c6e1a5fcd9d2af37629e5eee03642d7639292755914786cf10717595e702&

[hot snow]

this u rn @pale ingot

[minor cypress]

Theres a reason you dont mix business and pleasure.

[pale ingot]

im the combine

[minor cypress]

Everyone gangsta until you gotta submit your timesheet next to your ex.

[pale ingot]

you the civillian

[hot snow]

I'd rather be caught dead than going to iasi

and you don't wanna be in zalau

ggs

[minor cypress]

Or worse, they are above or below you, and it becomes a HR nightmare

[pale ingot]

CAPITALA CULTURII ROMÂNIEEEIIIIII

IAAAȘIIII

[hot snow]

capitala tiganilor poate

[minor cypress]

Only job ive ever sorta seen that slide is in kitchen/retail

[pale ingot]

și a țiganilor

[minor cypress]

And even then, its messy.

[eager igloo]

Mfs working weird places

Hel 👋

[hot snow]

I switched phones and lost all my saved pictures so hel is one of the only ones I've got left

[minor cypress]

The most drama we had was our ops manager getting fired for getting drunk and napping in the maternity room, then his wife showed up at work and tried to run him over in the parking lot for cheating on her with a coworker

[hot snow]

dude that sounds like the most cliche work drama I've ever fucking seen

[minor cypress]

Which is somehow more tame then the random person with webdev stickers and bad dragon stickers plastered all over their car that parks in the front row

[pale ingot]

[minor cypress]

I still have not managed to track down who that is. But deep down inside i know its a dude.

[hot snow]

you poor soul

shouldn't have let curiosity take you

[minor cypress]

Can confirm

They're everywhere

[pale ingot]

often both at once

[minor cypress]

Idk

[hot snow]

my guess is cause they don't have the testosterone and physical prowess to do much more than type on a keyboard

maybe that's just me

[pale ingot]

i love cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love cooking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[minor cypress]

The fursuits and commisions wont pay for themselves i guess

[hot snow]

indeed

[minor cypress]

Reject thigh high femboys and furries in IT, embrace cargo shorts, flip flops, wizard beards and band tees

[hot snow]

I'd rather see a dude that looks like he's homeless than a furry at my workplace honestly

[minor cypress]

Its true, they do be old

But usually know a fuck ton

Also the hell you mean no offense

Howd that go

[hot snow]

this is the same with any good food

[pearl creek]

badly, as always when you try to fuck a veteran in his own game

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/eu-sou-o-perigo-gif-22229982

[pale ingot]

craving sarmale rn

[pearl creek]

you got off easy there

[minor cypress]

de-escalated the situation and stopped the bullshit without extra fluff. A smooth operator

[hot snow]

do you add smântână to your sarmale or you eat then raw

cause i put a fuck ton of it on my sarmale

[pearl creek]

He prolly figured "Why make this more of a hassle for me"

[pastel quartz]

they say butter is smooth

but i dont believe them

[hot snow]

I think butter is sharp

[minor cypress]

The hatred of meetings and extra paperwork is a powerful force

[pale ingot]

usually raw

[pastel quartz]

no

i think its dull but not smooth

[pearl creek]

it compells more than good banning spells

[pastel quartz]

i like them

[hot snow]

raw sarmale suck ass for me

hut for some reason adding smantana just makes it so much better

[pale ingot]

k dar sarmalele de post

dumnezeiești

[eager igloo]

Now I wanna sit and play factorio

[hot snow]

nustiu ces alea

[eager igloo]

I have a flight in 3 hours

[hot snow]

io nu mer la biserica broder

[pale ingot]

practic le fac într-un ceaun sau ceva de genu în cantități mari, și gustul se concentrează

[minor cypress]

Nah thats just supervisor for "I'm training you to make sure i dont need to pay attention in meetings ever again"

[pearl creek]

NP

[low atlas]

terminally online leads to them wanting to be on a computer

talking from experience

[minor cypress]

born to yap, forced to help

[hot snow]

fair enough

[dark ore]

wasap

[pastel quartz]

i do like it though

[hot snow]

hey you're not exiled anymore

[pearl creek]

You're a weirdo though

[pastel quartz]

im not?

[pearl creek]

No, just unfit to help

[dark ore]

bruh ive been unexiled for a long time

[pastel quartz]

what part of me is weird to you

[pearl creek]

wdym "part"

[pastel quartz]

that doesnt mean im weird

[hot snow]

I haven't seen you in a long time

[minor cypress]

And you came back lol

[dark ore]

yes i like it here

[pastel quartz]

yeah youre right i wont like it

[dark ore]

wasap dude its been a long time

[pastel quartz]

especially without my consent

[hot snow]

yeah man it's been what

a week

[pastel quartz]

no

are you male or female

[pale ingot]

@kind olive

[pastel quartz]

male

[dark ore]

fr i touched some grass and i never once felt fresh

[pastel quartz]

i guess you can have my consent if youre willing to rim me first

[final rose]

hold on

[pastel quartz]

and let me lick your eyeballs

[final rose]

rim?

[hot snow]

I touch grass all the time brother

[pastel quartz]

both of them

[final rose]

!busy

[split canyon]

Rim? _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1162753639341891766/spinning_skull_with_guitar_riff_at_the_end.mp4 @placid sail

[hot snow]

I'm on that real life grindset

[final rose]

ah man they removed the ping

[pastel quartz]

itd be fine

[dark ore]

yeah fr and i never felt more better

[pastel quartz]

ive licked eyeballs before and they like it

[dark ore]

i became more active

[minor cypress]

comes back from exile, aggressively hornyposting towards everyone

[hot snow]

they're gonna get a eyeball infection

[pastel quartz]

whos back from exile?

[dark ore]

bro what this horny ass yapping about

[hot snow]

its just brainfart

[pale ingot]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/920016996752564286

[pastel quartz]

shut up whitey

[minor cypress]

Tbh, it used to me much wilder

[pastel quartz]

i mean grey

greiy

[hot snow]

yeah maja used to exist

[dark ore]

you literally is whitey

[pastel quartz]

no im not

[hot snow]

you'll never be it

[pastel quartz]

im blue

[hot snow]

you can try

but you have a job

[minor cypress]

Nah

[dark ore]

bro we have blue people now damn

[upper shore]

Josta

[pastel quartz]

im superior to you in every single way

sit down kid

[minor cypress]

Hold on, lemme dig up the old lore

[upper shore]

[pastel quartz]

only people with higher roles than me can insult me

[hot snow]

post the maja leaving message

[hot snow]

yeah it's pretty popular

[pastel quartz]

that means im better than you

[pastel quartz]

im so great they have to lock me out of newbies

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-compelling-didnt-ask-dont-gif-24737803

[hot snow]

I'm not gonna take care but I am going to have an awesome time

[pastel quartz]

since the unfit to help role is higher than my rank role, technically im also better than other blues

[pastel quartz]

dont make me

[final rose]

gulp

[minor cypress]

Hell yeah, my results got purged from my ban. I was hunting for falcos results but cant find them

I will instead slander a catposter

[pastel quartz]

88% submissive, wow

[final rose]

well he says same so who could they be saying same to?

[pearl creek]

I would have a field day with that person

[hot snow]

34% rope bunny

[pale ingot]

saved by the ban

[pale ingot]

boy/girl 0%

[scenic field]

you knpow what

im gonna say it

i dont care that you broke your elbow

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ww2-german-soldier-punch-black-guy-gif-7397385

[pale ingot]

oopp oppp skividitoilett opp oppp dop dop dop yess yeess @pastel quartz

[final rose]

you better hope they dont go to the logs

[dark ore]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

im not a sex offender

[pale ingot]

yeah, sex offends you

[pastel quartz]

so true

thats why my record is clean

[pale ingot]

turbo virgin headass

[pastel quartz]

im not a virgin

if i were, you wouldnt have been born

[pale ingot]

damn...

im killing myself

[hot snow]

this is getting heated

[minor cypress]

Hah, found it.

[hot snow]

they're pulling out thr mother jokes

[minor cypress]

The world will never know

[final rose]

52%

[minor cypress]

I think that was right before the maja incident, i just dont have the copypasta meme from it ready

[pastel quartz]

rattle my bones and throw me into the sea

[rare mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRIA3a4Jc8U

it has a sequel

[pastel quartz]

im not going to watch it

[minor cypress]

300% italian and tradpilled

[hot snow]

the series is long as fuck

I watched one

and I stopped

[pearl creek]

Oldie but goldie

[rare mica]

it's brand new

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239483516589445162/1252499509230047242/eye_sparkle_if_virgin.mp4?ex=66727091&is=66711f11&hm=1d88f41f9e8de25907b7cfb1b7ea8a2c1a4ecc7803505f3ab008dcde4d708815&

[pastel quartz]

theyre going to send me to bulgaria

[hot snow]

say hi to Ivan for me

[hot snow]

unless you get cancer from the radiation he emits

[pastel quartz]

oh so youre bulgarian?

[hot snow]

from all that monster

[hot snow]

Ivan is

[pale ingot]

ivan is

[pastel quartz]

what are you

[hot snow]

I'm the next worst thing

Romanian

[pastel quartz]

so gypsy?

[pale ingot]

romaniaaaaaaaa wwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[hot snow]

so gypsy?

[pastel quartz]

i already feel like someones hand is in my pocket grabbing my wallet

[hot snow]

and I'm already gone bitch

thanks for the 5 lei

[pastel quartz]

its so over...

[river zealot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/joinsquad/s/qDtbzKSFOQ

I cannot make this shit up

[dreamy flax]

5 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro: is equal to 1.077713 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[pale ingot]

wallet is worth more than his cash

[hot snow]

yeah but if you take his whole wallet he'll notice too quickly

[pale ingot]

[pastel quartz]

i wonder how much is a franc compared to the copper coins of romania

[hot snow]

fuck is a franc

[pastel quartz]

5.21

[pale ingot]

french shit idk

[pastel quartz]

your shit is weak

[pale ingot]

are you french @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

no

[eager igloo]

Don't tell me you are swiss

[pastel quartz]

i am

[eager igloo]

Blocked

[pastel quartz]

struggling from success

fuck this

[minor cypress]

[hot snow]

the balkans win again

[pastel quartz]

im on discord to avoid my own people and youre telling me theyre here too?

[hot snow]

we got em boys

[pastel quartz]

at least youre not german...

[hot snow]

we've got those too

somewhere

[eager igloo]

Oh your a swiss too

Ew

[pastel quartz]

what canton

[hot snow]

cori is a creature

[pale ingot]

i thouht he was like.. gae or sm

[hot snow]

hard to say a person

[pastel quartz]

kill yourself

[pale ingot]

ok bro

[hot snow]

fake

you can't get game

not even gae people

[pastel quartz]

one of the few swiss i meet on discord and hes from bern...

its over

it is genuinely fucking over

[hot snow]

he's from a barn

[minor cypress]

Huh

[pastel quartz]

hes blocked

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/RMPD4rEDPO.jpg

[pastel quartz]

i dont want to talk to that bastard ever again

[hot snow]

why the lsd background bro

[pastel quartz]

i dont even want to remember he exists

[pale ingot]

this shit sounds like island names from fucking One Piece bro

[hot snow]

of course the first thing ham sees is fucking anime

goddamn nerd

[minor cypress]

Swiss hate almost as strong as asians hating other asians

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/1QJxwRoNez.jpg

[eager igloo]

I wouldnt know

[pale ingot]

unreal

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepyMYRJn.jpg

[low atlas]

im on this type of shit rn

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/NBP5WlE7e1.jpg

[eager igloo]

Swiss have a massive superiority complex, of course they hate each other

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/xoPRdEYreW.jpg

[hot snow]

if you remove the up it's kinda freaky

[eager igloo]

Real

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/qjepypxoJn.jpg

[hot snow]

can't even read it

what's that font

[final rose]

2017 teenage girl

[pale ingot]

fellow countrymen
they live to raise a statue of you @hot snow

[hot snow]

of course

[pastel quartz]

whats next

[coarse bear]

We got spices in that bad boy?

[eager igloo]

German delicacy

[pastel quartz]

nutella?

[eager igloo]

No way

[pastel quartz]

just a bottle of sticky white liquid

[hot snow]

where's the fish

[final rose]

#🎪bruh-fart

[minor cypress]

Why do i feel like scheeinemett-creme roughly translates to pig meat spread/cream

[placid sail]

because german word formation is very simple and literal

[stone blade]

u2

[fading shuttle]

a man with a mission

[placid sail]

i thought meat is Fleisch tho

[minor cypress]

And slav stuff is just esoteric minecraft table

Well, reading cyrillic at least

[pale ingot]

makes sense to me if i can translate cyrillic letters into latin in a way, only because im romanian and theres that similarity between languages

[placid sail]

зачаровал твою щеку на пять тысяч пиписек

[pastel quartz]

i got my metal pipe with me, now where is that provenzalisch

im going to crack his skull open

[pale ingot]

i have no idea what boobz just said

[hot snow]

who's boobz

[pale ingot]

@placid sail

[hot snow]

you're really calling him boobz?

[pale ingot]

he has me blocked he wont know anyway

[hot snow]

fair enougj

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

enchanted your cheek for five thousand peeps

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-und-panzer-kv-2-gif-14163050716108143358

[placid sail]

close enough google

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252507491439345764/alternate_dimension.mp4?ex=66727800&is=66712680&hm=04cfebbefc888be5858eeedf5dbaa98a2f7d646687d6ee5f5f3e76c044c708fe&

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile english has things like tour and four with completely different pronunciation

[eager igloo]

Finnish makes surprising amount of sense

In comparison

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/karen-gif-24125682

[eager igloo]

AMERICA YA

[hot snow]

what

[pale ingot]

Saatana.

[pastel quartz]

Per'kele

the guy that is

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-starr-jump-gif-25947983

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-not-suggesting-anymore-jump-gif-26431120

[coarse bear]

[minor cypress]

Bro my volume was up

[hot snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621392242283773962/1252145661122576435/VID_20240617_1146391.mp4?ex=66727885&is=66712705&hm=a0f83ce79224c71175280b7bbb5495cea19c2e4956c88d0f4dc15cd333e3fba4&

[eager igloo]

Oh yeah, I nearly forgot that just as I have bussiness trip to Hamburg fucking Euro 2024 is going on

Wonderful

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/pou-drink-water-gif-9373231855646100053

[final rose]

actually kill yourself

[fading shuttle]

mooods

[minor cypress]

The hell is euro 2024

[hot snow]

how many decibels is it

[fading shuttle]

a handful

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[final rose]

shove em all up your ass alex

[hot snow]

don't do that

it's gonna make his shitd like 5 times louder

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nene-桃鈴ねね-ホロライブ-momosuzu-nene-hololive-gif-11994229190177291405

[final rose]

man i lost my right ear

[hot snow]

there's no way it's that loud

[minor cypress]

Its just alex's way of casting equivalent exchange

[hot snow]

if I play it at the least possible volume without headphones is my phone gonna explode

[final rose]

without

[fading shuttle]

its not that loud

[hot snow]

I'm doing it

it's not that loud at all

[minor cypress]

Bro did you just wake up and choose violence

[final rose]

nvm i didnt lose my right ear
i lost my right head peice

my headphones didnt handle lmao

[fading shuttle]

yes

[hot snow]

do you listen to shit at max volume or something

[pearl creek]

you bad man.

[fading shuttle]

classic rookie mistake, you never have discord videos above half volume

[final rose]

my headphones are built diff
i keep everything at 4-8% and its still loud

[pearl creek]

i just did that test for fucks and laughs

[eager igloo]

Football championship

[final rose]

welb time to buy a new one

[hot snow]

that's called having low quality headphones

[eager igloo]

Or as you americans call it, shookah

[fading shuttle]

shitty ass headphones if thats what killed them

[final rose]

they should have expired like 1.5 years ago so eh

[eager igloo]

I managed to break a key ring

[hot snow]

brother how conservative are you

[final rose]

lazy*

[eager igloo]

I constantly amaze myself

[hot snow]

fair

[fading shuttle]

what would you do without me making you finally get new ones

[minor cypress]

needed an example of how goofy brainfart used to be

[hot snow]

yeah alex did you a favour here

[final rose]

buy new ones in a month or so

[minor cypress]

Uhh scoar some fakin gowls or something

[fading shuttle]

ahuh sure

[final rose]

sure alex take the credit

[pearl creek]

yeah, well, results are funny enough

[fading shuttle]

you just said you were too lazy to do such a thing

[final rose]

true

but you never know

maybe

[fading shuttle]

ah yes the procrastinator explanation

[minor cypress]

So lazy he hasn't decided if he is committed or not

[fading shuttle]

genuinely if your hand was never forced you wouldnt have bought new ones

[final rose]

maybe

[hot snow]

I only buy new headphones if they start getting annoying

but that usually takes them like 2 year

[minor cypress]

Hes just waiting. Menacingly

[hot snow]

s

[fading shuttle]

thats a cat not menace

menace is a mouse

[hot snow]

rat*

[minor cypress]

Nah the orange bastard is a menace

[pastel quartz]

i do

[hot snow]

I already know you're a freak you don't need to tell us

[pastel quartz]

only music and films though

everything else is at 37%

[pastel quartz]

im not a freak

[glad carbon]

i thought you a balkans freak

[hot snow]

that's pretty freakish behaviour

[pale ingot]

👅 freak fr

[minor cypress]

Yeah, just have good headphones

[final rose]

sounds right
am i right lads

[hot snow]

I've got sensitive ass ears and can't listen to loud shit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-hate-dwarves-hate-dwarves-dwarves-repost-if-repost-gif-1284158838049689112

[pale ingot]

yeah it was a bloodsucker

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/VDke1Gvmr3s?si=IlQJUuVbZguoHavq listen to this at max

[pale ingot]

newest freedom recruit

[eager igloo]

I love all races, even the bad ones

[fading shuttle]

controller bending your mind to make you think he was a freedomer

[final rose]

trying really hard here alex

when its really simple

[hot snow]

maybe in like 4 hours when I get home and forget about it

[eager igloo]

CAR

[fading shuttle]

im not trying, its very plausible

we all know the real furries are the mercs

[pastel quartz]

home? what home

i thought romanians sleep on the dirt road

because everything gets stolen

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013515768052326430/1192171834272133151/togif.gif

[hot snow]

you're right, mancave

[pale ingot]

sewers

[hot snow]

we don't steal among each other

only from other ethnicities

[pastel quartz]

honor amongs thieves, i see

[hot snow]

yes

[pearl creek]

what if someone looks like another ethnicity though?

[fading shuttle]

because romanians are too poor to steal anything from

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-in-a-bottle-gif-17405271436317529976

[final rose]

reminds me of another cat with a tie

[pastel quartz]

so trve...

[final rose]

[hot snow]

they're game

[minor cypress]

They have a nice and eventful train ride

[hot snow]

we do discriminate towards how you look here

[pearl creek]

so much for honour among thieves

[pearl creek]

that i can totally support though

[pastel quartz]

theres only honour until they turn their back to you

[hot snow]

not our problem their genes make them look foreign

[pastel quartz]

then its game

[pearl creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707
what you say to this?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1220053492262109285/stinky.mov?ex=6672651c&is=6671139c&hm=0fd3ecf7e7417dbeedf3082825534cbb598fd01dd4417a4043b94bd1b136fe30&

[minor cypress]

He likes to mew and yowl at me while following me around

[eager igloo]

Cats mewing wat de heeeeelll

[narrow lotus]

Furries 😠

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445718/1246656221713268776/SPOILER_togif.gif

[minor cypress]

We discriminating the fuck out of that

[pastel quartz]

do you take foreigners' genes to look foreign and sneak into their country for better loot?

[hot snow]

the 2 things that activate iedy: booba and furries

[pearl creek]

thank god its a tenor link, so i can safely lie "No."

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-silly-cat-silly-cats-mewing-gif-14812443053695024113

[pearl creek]

[minor cypress]

There is a third, tomboy abs

[hot snow]

we're not fucking aliens

we can't do that

[eager igloo]

Wow that fucking sucks

[glad carbon]

its totally you

[hot snow]

true

[pearl creek]

as there should be

[pastel quartz]

wdym you steal everything that isnt bolted down

[pearl creek]

God i wish i was that slim though xD

[pastel quartz]

and genes arent bolted down

[hot snow]

human genes are bolted down to the rest of their body

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/omaru-polka-spin-vtuber-hololive-gif-24336541

[hot snow]

and we don't have the patience to separate them

[pastel quartz]

and you take that as well dont you?

so do you just throw them in a meat grinder and take anything shiny?

[pearl creek]

not everyone enjoys gamma ray baths like you do

[pastel quartz]

other than the meat grinder itselfs

[hot snow]

we don't need to

just take it from them

[pastel quartz]

g-g-gamma? stalker reference?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/polka-尾丸ポルカ-ホロライブ-omaru-polka-hololive-gif-9090319714692815947

me when im jorking it

[pearl creek]

Only in your head, Delightful, only in your head

i mean, there's not much else in there, so it should be fine

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7166268503332967470

[pastel quartz]

can this handle gamma

[glad carbon]

fish tank

[pearl creek]

more rgb lights

[pastel quartz]

or do i have to run it on dx8

[pearl creek]

then maybe

[pastel quartz]

ok ill try to find more

[hot snow]

ask the fallout boy bobble head

he might know

[glad carbon]

rgb sucks

just do a matte black/white build

[pastel quartz]

what so you can steal my shit while im talking to him?

[glad carbon]

so you dont have blinding blue lights randomly flash at you

[pale ingot]

no

[minor cypress]

But why 2 ram sticks on desk

[hot snow]

I'm gonna steal your fingers

[pastel quartz]

it looks cool while im on lsd

thats literally the only reason i have rgb

[hot snow]

we get it you do drugs

[pastel quartz]

why not

[minor cypress]

Bro the popcorn ceiling is much cheaper to look at

[pearl creek]

so the whole world swirls into one rainbow vomit?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[pearl creek]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-doctor-rainbow-vomit-gif-15176649

[glad carbon]

crayon eater

[hot snow]

marker sniffer

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-ball-gif-20054204

[pastel quartz]

at least my whole rooms isnt rgb

unlike my sister's room

[hot snow]

If the earth is round

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-ball-gif-20054204

[hot snow]

how come the ball ain't going nowhere

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/perritos-amigos-panas-xd-jotcha-gif-22229577

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-ball-gif-20054204

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133838443005366402/1233528536673943644/attachment.gif

[glad carbon]

me and who

[minor cypress]

Something something duality of man

[pearl creek]

don't see the duality

[glad carbon]

not even hanged up right

[minor cypress]

Yeah need to buy backlit frames and properly hang em

[glad carbon]

or like level them out

[pastel quartz]

youre so lucky

[glad carbon]

or space them right

[pastel quartz]

i cant even post the posters i have otherwise ill be banned

[hazy finch]

what happened to korleder?

[glad carbon]

idk the fen shui is off

[glad carbon]

kept bitching at newbies in newbies chat

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/soyp-kitty-review-cats-boba-majestic-gif-4921958604561135332

[glad carbon]

despite being a helper

[fading shuttle]

banned cus he was being bitchy and started doing the vaas thing

[minor cypress]

We getting there. Its just low priority

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry3-shoot-me-pull-the-trigger-kill-me-vaas-gif-26376555

[glad carbon]

*retarded

[minor cypress]

Im not that degen

[glad carbon]

apply for role to help people
dont help people and complain when you have to help people

????

[pastel quartz]

damn I thought he was chill, too bad he was a dick

[final rose]

alex on the right
falco on the left
maybe yeah

[fading shuttle]

kolerder chil?

[pastel quartz]

he probably wanted some form of a position of power, even if it really didn't give him all that much

[minor cypress]

You mean falco on the right

[fading shuttle]

you dont know falco do you

[glad carbon]

and he didnt even do anything funny with it

what a bitch

[final rose]

[pastel quartz]

(its not what you think)

[hazy finch]

if any of those women are french then it would 100% be falco on the right

[minor cypress]

Uhhh aggi olli where is the sauce

[fading shuttle]

falco is both left and right

[pastel quartz]

I interacted with him sparsely, so I had an image of him in my head thats probably far from the truth

just a lot of blood

[hot snow]

drink a lot of blood

[pastel quartz]

i try to

[pastel quartz]

how did you get relegated to being a brainfarter

usually when my girlfriend is having a period

[exotic sentinel]

(life sentence)

[pastel quartz]

they hate me because i tell the truth

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-baldur's-gate-3-baldur's-gate-my-beloved-shadowheart-my-beloved-gif-15220474770414965689

[hot snow]

what the fuck is karlach

[pastel quartz]

king shit

[exotic sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/karlach-bg3-baldur-gate-my-beloved-gif-5300173725706019912

[hot snow]

oh its baldurs gate

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

emo elf

[exotic sentinel]

yuhuh

[pastel quartz]

"unfit to help" oh im fit to help alright, i just dont want to

[exotic sentinel]

basic white bitch emo

[pearl creek]

eh, not really

[fading shuttle]

hell yeah

[hot snow]

unwilling to help

[exotic sentinel]

where is the literally on fire tiefling woman who loves me

[pastel quartz]

why did you get the helper role then lol?

[pearl creek]

gimme that gith, i like challenge

[pastel quartz]

thats my alter ego

https://tenor.com/view/1984-this-reminds-me-george-orwell-birkebeiner-esdeath-gif-26320157

[minor cypress]

Sometimes he was chill. He could at least discuss things, just came off as a hyper normie diet alex looking to start shit

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-jenevelle-bg3-baldur's-gate-3-picmix-gif-16227221810310836431

[hazy finch]

"unfit to help" nah i just tell them to fuck off and consult some random ass reddit thread made over 3 years ago

[pastel quartz]

i have two personality: helper and gaslighter

[fading shuttle]

he always felt like he was two sentences away from exploding

[hazy finch]

helper is gaslighter in disguise

[fading shuttle]

bro was just eternally angry

[hot snow]

I don't think the first one exists

[pastel quartz]

i purposely give them wrong info that will confuse them and then tell them theyre stupid for following my exact steps before giving them more misdirection

[pastel quartz]

Evil delight be like "I respect everyone equally and dont verbally abuse clueless newbies"

[hazy finch]

mid

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shart-shadowheart-shadowheart-my-beloved-shart-my-beloved-baldur's-gate-3-gif-5423384436377046931

[minor cypress]

I cant blame any helpers for going a little crazy

[pastel quartz]

as much as thats kind of a dick move, thats funny as fuck

[minor cypress]

You can only handle so much "why did funky bread kill me"

[pastel quartz]

some people can only take "how do i reload" for so many times

[hazy finch]

you must verbally harass newbies tell them that their computers must be completely replaced and to only ever play this version on linux (but dont tell them how to install linux)

[minor cypress]

Once upon a time i used to lurk and help in newbie chat to pass time

[pastel quartz]

I mean you get a lot of clueless 13 year olds that come in as soon as they hear the words "free" and "tactical shooter" put together

someone asked me for help in dm regarding his modlist because i gave them some advice

lets just say he has to reinstall gamma twice

[hot snow]

I was in newbie chat a single time and since then brainfart has been my home

[pearl creek]

first mistake

[minor cypress]

Based

[pearl creek]

he asked you in dm - so he didn't even had a chance to survive this

[minor cypress]

I can't stand the random dm requests

Actually

[pastel quartz]

atp I would just send them a zip bomb and tell them its the gamma installer

[pastel quartz]

i dont as well but i cant let an opportunity go to waste

[minor cypress]

I think the last time i helped someone, i was absolutely shitfaced and drunk helped some british dude install gamma and fix his mic

[pastel quartz]

too obvious

[minor cypress]

Turning into drunk santa is a curse.

[hot snow]

did he notice you were drunk

[pearl creek]

I find them funny from time to time

esp from out of the complete blue

[minor cypress]

Id hope so. Still got the dudes shit working

[hot snow]

nice

[hazy finch]

"erm yes hello this is newbie that does not know how to read no:49593929313692 i need help with shooting crows so i can get those mutated beaks"

[minor cypress]

I just send screenshots of the install guide

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764471683376480296/1140694230180835438/very1984.gif

[pearl creek]

More like friend requests or DMs from people I dont even share a server with

best fun

[pastel quartz]

tbf i always try to help people first so i get their trust only to fuck them over in the future

[minor cypress]

Oh i ignore those usually

[hazy finch]

woah no way your in the neo scav extended server

[pearl creek]

Yes i am

[minor cypress]

Bro wait you're in the furry feet gallery discord too?

[pearl creek]

https://tenor.com/view/the-what-smile-whut-weird-stare-gif-16592004

[pastel quartz]

They're children most the time, their frontal lobe is like the size of a walnut, you could tell them a shitty drawing of a dollar is real legal tender and they would eat that shit right up and go try to use it

no

theyre adults

their brains are mostly mush from whatever youtube shorts have been feeding them

i dont troll kids, too easy

theres no challenge

not to mention i dont interact with minors

ah, I forgot you're not allowed within 100 meters of a school zone anymore, so fair enough

that hurts my feeling

[pearl creek]

Nah, you got that wrong.

100 meters is where the cop is allowed to open fire

[pastel quartz]

no 100 metres is when they use the orbital cannon

[pastel quartz]

sorry delight, im sure you probably got banned for very benevolent and understandable reasons

500 metres is when they use firearms

[pearl creek]

My bad, I always confuse those

[pastel quartz]

just like the founding fathers intended RAAAAHH 🦅 🦅 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[pearl creek]

in terms of not allowed around school zones, I think it was something along the lines of "Better not be in the same country"

[pastel quartz]

interesting

[hot snow]

wut

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/505818199749558290/1047266978617892884/Bill_Gates.gif

[pearl creek]

was talking about you

[pastel quartz]

i wonder what type of sick shit do you have to do to get banned from school zones

[pearl creek]

dunno

probably fiddle the wrong kind of people

[pastel quartz]

i see

this is why i always carry a firearm

[pearl creek]

So you can do it remotely?

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/lae'zel-lae'zel-bg3-baldur's-gate-3-gif-12825663053895713847

Those are great

[pastel quartz]

do what remotely

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-good-morning-shadowheart-princess-bg3-good-morning-gif-16446018237564607125

[delicate trench]

Job

All of you

Job right now

[minor cypress]

Gunpla kits do be expensive

[pastel quartz]

tbf i rather use my arms to bring the wrath of God into the skulls of kid diddlers

[delicate trench]

Job

[minor cypress]

Where do you think i am right now?

[pearl creek]

I dont wanna - late shift has to be enough.

[glad carbon]

[narrow lotus]

Hiii

[minor cypress]

Omg haiii ily :3 have a good day

[glad carbon]

hiiiii :3 haiii

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-asian-little-boy-laser-gun-little-gif-15771697

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-cats-gif-25220458

[pastel quartz]

where art thou?

[glad carbon]

@pearl creek

[pearl creek]

@glad carbon

[glad carbon]

hows it goin stinky

[pearl creek]

Oi, i just groomed myself, k?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-grooming-cat-licking-itself-natty-the-cat-gif-25339004

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691490732300566548/1220053492262109285/stinky.mov?ex=6672651c&is=6671139c&hm=0fd3ecf7e7417dbeedf3082825534cbb598fd01dd4417a4043b94bd1b136fe30&

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942864333174611969/1248268477307813918/attachment-2.gif

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to tarcat.

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[glad carbon]

@river zealot hi memeg

[river zealot]

hi frota

[glad carbon]

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252527168605655101/Mark_dissaproves__1.mov?ex=66728a53&is=667138d3&hm=24f9c2ba7a3ea5f950e662d24f5ca92b949469c337486393000c95f0a2622181&

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1239895264681132042/togif.gif

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859134060277530626/1252348081769545799/FB_IMG_1718604254381.jpg?ex=6671e38a&is=6670920a&hm=27addf1daa9eb59af1aa4cb0a66edfebafccbda48827ebd227b58cf7ba39cc4c&

[final rose]

death

[hot snow]

brain fuel

[river zealot]

!dry

[split canyon]

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[fading shuttle]

i dont care about what mark disapproves of, ive seen what makes him happy

[river zealot]

damn it doesnt ping him

[proud torrent]

[fading shuttle]

back at it again

banana republic 2 electric boogaloo

[hot snow]

why

[proud torrent]

money

[hot snow]

monet

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252527910930087977/20240618.mov?ex=66728b04&is=66713984&hm=f3442506d4c7690815e2f439f5e4912a8230546678051e2c0abd440682db273a&

[proud torrent]

they were paying colombian terrorists to act like guards on farms and they of course killed and extorted hundreds of locals

[minor cypress]

All in the name of banana

[fresh rose]

"we didnt do it nuh uh, we are only a innocent banana firm, we did not do it nuhuh, anyways whos up for a bananer"

[hot snow]

bananana

[placid sail]

фу фурри

[placid sail]

але че вы там новую сборку запустили или нет

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252529954084884510/ZLBg6B35404045305674609B97C73E2A8D5698_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=66728ceb&is=66713b6b&hm=00337c4f01f2ae3671c5ffa8494a8afbf1332520987d881f0bc1a0e7f2befafd&

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

what does this say

[river zealot]

the server is up anyway

i will probably do it today

we will see

[minor cypress]

Server for what?

[placid sail]

ну ты черт

[river zealot]

not nice igorь

or whatever the fuck your name is

[ruby minnow]

i'm going to puppet these fucks but they cannot take this one singular territory and end the war

[river zealot]

i feel like youre an anton

[ruby minnow]

and i need them to be in peace to puppet them

[placid sail]

че ты мне сделаешь я в другом биоме

[river zealot]

drone your ass

[placid sail]

вообще нет, но антоны обычно норм чуваки

[fading shuttle]

#🚽сральня🚽

[placid sail]

я не в москва сити живу, пох

[fading shuttle]

get outta here

[glad carbon]

colonoscopy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/coiol-coil-gif-22839689

[river zealot]

unless you are more than 1000km from the border

[final rose]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568

[river zealot]

you are still in danger

[fading shuttle]

#🚽сральня🚽 leave

[placid sail]

I am the danger

[fading shuttle]

your tricks dont work on me

[final rose]

brainfarters talking in https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1208148203673878568 --> banned
ruskis talking russ in brainfart --> ✅

1984

[hot snow]

literally that year

[final rose]

some people believe that we still live in 1984

[hot snow]

why would you want that

[final rose]

its not like something they can change they said

its forced upon they said

!sean

[split canyon]

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[hot snow]

what they're forced to be delusional or something?

[uncut yew]

That is a fake copper spool, it does not snake around the plastic, it is simply several fully closed 'rings', fake I say, fake.

[final rose]

i honestly didnt ask and got bored so i left those people alone

[hot snow]

fair enough

[fading shuttle]

his tricks dont work on real master thieves

[hot snow]

sean is a good candidate to be romanian

if he can recognise what real copper looks like he's on the board

[final rose]

so you are saying that its impossible that its real?

[uncut yew]

Technically it would be possible, but it is no "spool" that is for sure

[ruby minnow]

Sean knows his copper

!sean

[split canyon]

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[minor cypress]

Certified honorary romanian

[placid sail]

why are you never pinging me you coward

[uncut yew]

We do a little 'scavenging'

[uncut yew]

Falco asks the same

[minor cypress]

[final rose]

sean im wondering the price of 0.1M thick with length of 1m of copper would be for

[placid sail]

cowardice

the lord intended the ping to be a ping!

[uncut yew]

I prefer not to spam people with pinging noises, especially if I know they'll see the message regardless,

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-will-smith-smh-smh-will-smith-oscars-will-smith-shaking-head-gif-11929902220898662190

[hot snow]

if they didn't wanna be pinged they'd activate the forbidden technique of "do not disturb"

[fading shuttle]

im taking a shit

[final rose]

sean is robbing them of the being pinged satisfaction in true romanian fashion

[hot snow]

good job on finally getting over your constipation alex

[minor cypress]

Brb stealing copper

[fading shuttle]

i failed

[fading shuttle]

do you see why we steal copper wire zoro

[hot snow]

better luck next time

[fading shuttle]

join us

[final rose]

holy shit that's just for pureity

[hot snow]

I'd be honoured to join

[uncut yew]

This is specifically with an electrically insulating coating for use in electrical devices, copper without that insulation should be cheaper

not much though

[final rose]

truly knows his copper

[hot snow]

don't worry my family is joining too

I'm sure they'll be fine

[glad carbon]

@placid sail i awake

[placid sail]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hug-gif-26546176639434304

[fading shuttle]

eyes wide shut

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252533084339830804/f66fd322c8b240028617f00d7cb3e405.mov?ex=66728fd6&is=66713e56&hm=9766d537386d53dcc1212c432fd3584dd85d15c17a5c30191261fd0351cb0a13&

[glad carbon]

[hot snow]

the joker said this?

[hot snow]

this is not real

[placid sail]

warning, while the main purpose of this post is comedy, some content of it could be considered cock-exploding. consult your local trad wife @grizzled meadow or your goon specialist @narrow lotus and exercise caution

[pale ingot]

they're funnier if you make yourself believe they are

[fading shuttle]

4chan posts are creative writing exercises

[hot snow]

is it meant to be funny

[upper shore]

ghost puncher

[eager igloo]

30 an hour till gate even opens

[fading shuttle]

they are never real, just enjoy them

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1252535611256995912/IMG_20240308_233037.png?ex=66729230&is=667140b0&hm=66501281950d4cdf6e4d07cea1e707f217ddace9288f5d14331d774156d817c9&

[eager igloo]

Tf did I write

Half an hour

[hot snow]

well the guy in that one needs to exercise more

cause that's the kind of bullshit I'd write

[placid sail]

your fees are expensive

[eager igloo]

Piss off

[placid sail]

I'm taking my business to other polish femboys

[eager igloo]

Huh

[hot snow]

the more you know