#πͺbruh-fart
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Eh
is it surprising

Ah the shirt
Oppression and repression turns men into twinks
isn't russia near the same?
busy on his way to spread misinformation 
And even more oppression and repression turns twinks into women
why do you think shit like bible schools turn men gey
Its simple math really
I guess? restriction only fuels the fire and so on, but still, gets me surprised
side with me, yes I don't like it brug, how have u not figured it out
Good shirt 
bruhhh
I mean true, caucasians are both extremely homophobic and VERY, very rich with closeted homos
soyboy behaviour
pornhub ratings speak for themselves
Or rather: the lack of hardship makes folk more feminine by default
BY SIGMAR
also when a culture puts so much emphasis on the young and virginity, guess fucking what
I do still think that plop is an impostor
remember this twit
when he is eventually exposed as maja alt
no wait
madi, that's the right one
flop is madirex

flopirex
What did i miss
none of the 2 you mentioned are smart enough for that
brother I have self respect 
Kolerder got banned
that's the only one that stops me from outright screaming IMPOSTOR every day, but you know
young people get smarter
sometimes
occasionally
Poggers
maybe...
it was rather entertaining
nah
@lunar brook 
What did kolerder do
he was being bitchy, the usual
oh right he is on minecraft server still
he was doing the vaas thing
Gnite twink
can't wait for his tantrum happen there eventually as well
lemme see if I can find it
"LETS GO SHOOT ME" and all that
fuck nvm I'm too lazy to scroll up and find it
it probably looked a lot cooler in his head
He just doesnt have the vaas presence
Incredibly homo
do you know the funny context of that scene
:flag_de: German (Deutsch)
β¬οΈ
I like it when you call me that. I should give you a kiss for that.
how much further much I dig to find something that resembles a meme
why is there so much trash in my storage/dms
For german speakers only
where is the funny
π bz π likes π peanitsπ π in π his π mouth π
germans, more like geyMEN
gn brainfart
banned
at least not all of my haters are snapped out of existence yet
Im not a gae man
COCKED
π still π here π bitch π
Im not a man at all
it's like an ouja board, but bot commands and the retard is alive
π gn π bz π love π you π too π
okay good night dark spirit love you
π meme π review π
i could live like this
me when the force is opposing

Remember barney Calhoun is the only person to escape the g man
my discord defaulted to full volume
L
Hi falko
He would have also been "hired"
do you live in bangladesh how tf he get 500 cigs
gman realised his lack of beer means he would not be a good hire
more like he just wasn't that important enough to hire
usagi1030, your new nickname is Lkjhgf
all those promises of beer, and yet no delivery
fuck you bot
Theres a section in one of the games
clear signs of avoiding duty
eat shit
bot is just tired of your antics at this point
Or smth like that
Bread
Barney is just too good
I do it once a day
Falko is this acceptable in breinfard
His swag too different
he's busy working as a combine security guard
bro has a day job
the indian underpaid clerk who pretends to be a bot is so tired of your shit
They're more like police than security
good, fuck him
usagi1030, your new nickname is Sammy1
they barely resemble police
wow
Warned therealflopultrahd4k for: Don't post this shit with earrape audio, at least put a warning
Warning: 1
But thats their function
immigration officer 
damn
inb4 1984
It's timed
I'll keep bothering him until he gives me a good name
Civil protection is basically the police arm of the combine
Which means
Canonically
you really has absolutely nothing to do tonight don't you
Barney beat up atleast 1 citizen
Peanut gallery, 1984 this mod! 
p!1984
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(falco dont hurt me pls)
I wish half life alyx let you shoot CP units
usagi1030, your new nickname is Warriors

tax evasion?
is this a american sportsball team
its legal
Whats tax
you just want to make See Pee jokes
Neva heard 
least its cool to see how they changed from alyx's time to hl2
Cant wait for source2 half life
Sure but im sure they just did that for variety
Half life alyx
I'll use the sportsball team name for a day
Next half life project will also likely be VR
Vr sucks
If there're still cooking codename The Tower
Kek
cant wait until the new valveslop hero shooter is out
Its fine, but not suited for a half life 3 type title
Honestly same, it might not be that bad
i thought americans had this long ago
i was saying that because i expect it to be bad
this still confuses me if only because I have no idea how they get the hinges to stay
I know
Im also expecting it to be bad
Artefact VR
they aint cooking shit
Don't give them ideas
I think older buildings have them
I'd say have hope cause its valve but they fumbled by making artifact and their new ip probably
if the next proper valve game is vr, im gonna do unspeakable things to the management team
reminds me of the time iedy warned people for the disappearing christmas music video
It should be like payday, with both vr and pc support
It just wasnt what people wanted
I still think all that resource for a new hero shooter IP could've just been TF3
Payday VR sucks ass
You can one hand minigun the cops
Payday dont suck
play payday 3 then
"Uhhh they're not working on TF2 anymore cuz its old spaghetti code"
okay then make TF3
isn't payday 3 also bad
You know im talking about payday 2 all the time
The 2
The VR part sucks
why would you be talking about that old outdated game
payday 3 is right there
It suffers from early VR syndrome
What
So everything is jank and poorly designed
its accessibility thats the issue
Cause you havent found a romanian friend who knows people with vr headsets
Gyatt damn
I'd love to play half life alyx but I'm too fucking poor for a vr headset
why would you make any game at all if your whole business now is selling other people's games
Are you actually?
it'd cost me a arm and a leg
yes
Most good games have seated play options
at least Payday 3 reinforces the idea that QoL and a decent UI goes a long way
Or internet
Seated play works in most major titles
i cant use my right hand
everybody... π
Thats a bigger issue
thats why i hate vr
you say this yet they're making a new hero shooter slop for shits and giggles
Comparing payday 2 and payday 3 is just comparing 10years of development and like a year of development
what happened?
i cannot pick up anything with it, have no wrist control and barely any finger control
Plus both are made in different engines so they are getting used to it
what? why? what shooter?
Ah yea im sorry to hear that, i suppose you definitely need a bit of that to play moat games
Deadlock i think its called
isn't marvel slop the current new overwatch?
Hero based moba shooter
deadlock leak
all hero abilities: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1RrK6vzomk
twitter: https://twitter.com/spatnz1
subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/spatnz/
oh hello there.
6v6 hero shooter with moba elements
It's fuckin wimdy
the shooter market is past oversaturation point
wimdy
also called the most overused
The only VR game you could play is VRchat
it's just a tax loophole at this point

i would rather kill myself honestly
but why would one subject themselves to that
vr chat is all about social interaction and we already established alex hates that with passion
on the other hand, alex
Or you'll end up like me
the bullying potential of vr chat is immense
Already done to death
Public worlds are all just trolls
oh god
That come to bully
I'm sorry
So you'll have to bully the bullies for extra effect
Because public world vrchat gooners are used to the bullying
only funny thing xqc has ever done
Ah yes harassment of random people in front of several thousand viewers
How "based"
Definitely not cringe
prime time content
12 year olds concept of entertainment and morals
yes thats me
alex could live for a year of that
any clip from a ""french canadian"" is automatically cringe
Any canadian is automatically cringe
english speaking canadians are tolerable
the french parts are just a bunch of rude assholes for no reason
wow they are french
Because french people are just like that
the french are french, who could have predicted this
@potent tapir (goub_1) has been banned for reason: Compromised account / lost to the sauce
lol
at least Parisians have a reason to be snobbish cunts
like what does french canadians have? Trees?
they posted compromising pictures
me when a capital city isnt the perfect place to live because thats where everyone who doesnt know anything about the country moves to
where was it in the morning when I was melting
nuh uh, they usually write "posted spicy shit/politics" etc in such cases
monsoon season NOW
account hijacked probably
it means their account was hacked and was posting spiked links or something
ahhh
rim?
i think rimworld should be unplayable until you can quote tynans book
Fucking Guillaume
didnt they also make deus ex hooman revolution?
Villeneuve is the only cool guy from over there
True
Which is why its the worst deus ex


Tynan isn't cool cuz he didn't give me a free copy of rimworld
The lead designer even publically apologised for the game being undercooked
Specifically in regards to the boss fights
complain to franco-canadian that his game is more undercooked than pemmican

They didnt have any bosses when the game was done
So they outsourced the development
To some small studio
wait which game
Deus ex human revolution
Yea it definitely had a piss filter
Better than the bf3 blue filter
Bf3 operation metro is the bluest video games have ever been
the original mirror's edge was p bloo
Mexico having a piss filter gotta be one of my favourite stereotypes
That game was bright white 70% of the time
blue light coming from your display right into your retinas
So it has variety
but maybe I'm schizo'ing 
Mirrors edge 2 was more bland and blue
tbh I thought it looked like shit so I didnt bother playing it
Yea it is
Dont bother
Instead just replay the original until you can beat it in an hour and 30 mins
Gus wouldnt care about that, if don boss had stepped on Max's shoe though
That game is so short
Gus wouldve wished revenge
god forbid don boss stepped on max's shoes
I was trying to think if there's a bluer bf map but even hainan wasn't as blue
tbh didnt the non-memory scenes in mexico (breaking bad) not have piss filter?
He would've created an elaborate plan where don boss would be left with peg legs so he couldn't step at all
only before he had to had his legs removed, gus would step on his shoes in return
You're blue
"look at my shoes don boss"
Michael "does it look like im putting my legs on the table because that's too disrespectful" Mando

"last chance to shine my shoes don boss"
I hate my glasses, so fucking much
Tear your eyes out
how would I see
You wont
Get new bionic eyes
No
Helluva boss
yes
Confirmed twink
shut up, helluva boss is good
Twink show
Bro confirmed himself to be a twink by 200%
he's reaching maja levels now
!busy
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and who else was a fan of that show
that's right
madi
it all comes together
busy go get some sleep
conspiracy theories are a sign that you aren't sleeping well
acid
Real

ΠΌΠΌ Π±ΠΎΡΡ
Miss those days
don't know what half or all of this is, but it doesn't look that bad
bro doesnt know
||you miss the time when you life was magical from the youthfullness of it in contrast to mundane and dull adult life||
i don't, yes
The what now

What the hell
I'll be blunt with you
when I used to go to school early in the morning and the sun would hit me as it was rising from the east

blyaa
It's never gonna be the same again that's what kills me
ΠΡΠ΄Π° ΡΡΠ»ΠΎ ΠΌΠΎΠ΅ Π΄Π΅ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΠΏΠΈΠ·Π΄Π° 
Fr

Never will be the same again.
or when you'd go out as it rained during the night
and the rain smell would hit you
we've truly lost
stop
just go outside

it still fucking rains
there is too much plastic in his nuts π

Yes
Today i played dota with my childhood friends i havent seen some in 6 years
It was fun

"george old parts"
Petre Mecanic
e
f


Yeah, a miserable one at that.
nobody cares flop

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Peaches n creme flavored monster

Π’Π΅ΡΠΏΠΈ 
oh okay
It tastes like an peach sorbet and pink circus peanut things
the aftertaste is those
not bad but not good
the zero sugar white one is best
then mango
I don't like the stock on that, rather have the folder one
Alright iedy, I won't mute the person again, I guess..
Iedy edge muting
That's the meme you can't send?
no
Untubes your... shotgun?
Can we keep these fucking guns to #ββgeneral-offtopic
at least I think I cant send it
Send in DM
Roger
another tuesday
hi falco
Kolerder banned?
Gammacord has fallen
Billions must shitpost in #βπ°β’newbies-chat

i answered today in #βπ°β’newbies-chat up to you to find the answer
can you not
Instigation / Witch Hunting is against the rules and will get you banned

duckass ah yes... that's an ass
Former former-staff
idk but there is a reason they are ex staff
Going mwadi mode


Did kolerder step down or was he "fired" 
guess
Caught insider trading with gamma funds
No, just plain toxic
Sold grok's password to a random newbie
whatever happened in the past led to some sort of boiling point in fartbrain which was funny to watch
night night 

did this posted already
plank
who are these fucking randoms who keep adding me on steam
fucking, GO AWAYYY
Basically me
My schedule is shit
The mosquitoes are back, oh no
succ
Brainfart: "man we really fucking hate flop!!" Also brainfart: pings him
Stop being bipolar people 
I am merely the messenger this time
I can guess who you are being a messenger for

do you have your windows open?
no
How they come in.
Cats
cats are doing a shit job aren't they
They have made holes in the screen doors by climbing on it
i posted this in a server and i got muted for 1hr for reminding someone it existed
Or screen windows
Which server
But you have your windows closed
Iβm going to raid it with said image
a server
Not all the time for air flow
no ac?
Its expensive
Tell me
Flop..
We use it rarely
Holy fuck my dude
United Kingdom moment
dude please
surrae I'm dying right now from this incessant itching
I'm not using all my braincells right now
You can't tell me pakistan household don't have necessary AC installations.
So fucking TURN IT ON INSTEAD OF GETTING MILKED BY MOSQUITOES
turn it on for like 30 min, then off, use fabs
Fans
Did he get banned
probably did
Gonna make him wish he stayed gone
idk both of ya'll Tmoat and Flop are twinks in my opinion
finally
Only person who hasn't thrown me under the bus is surrae
Betrayer
You don't even remember to call me that
There was a bus?
Oh, I thought you were a cop
5'11 is perfectly acceptable height
Freeman was 5'11 and he defeated not one, but TWO alien empires
Are we really this low
Nice, what for?
Lemme see if I can find it
the days I don't have torturous tendencies yes
Here it is 
dude my professor tilted the fuck outta me last night
He was peeved about naming conventions of our lab submissions, where I wrote a name-id instead of (name-id)
Thats pretty reasonable tbh, and only a warn
With hammers, asap
I suppose 
Eitherway I go sleep, bye
He was actually grilling me for it, and I told him 'its just a bracket, you have all my details' and he just told me
@stone blade @narrow lotus
A warn that will expire as well
INTERNET CHALLEGE:
GO FIVE WHOLE SECONDS WITHOUT SEXUALIZING INANIMATE OBJECTS
Aww hell yeah, its a good day
Bossman shipping me out to vegas for a week for training
to learn how to become a successful gambler?
No, splunk training. Maybe. Got the first round of approval
Shit i wish. But also Vegas in june 
π‘οΈ 100.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 37.778c (celsius)
Actually not that bad with the low humidity
8% humidity is suicide
π‘οΈ 79.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 26.111c (celsius)
Dumb ass 26.111 is freezing you fucking fool
thanks for posting this video
Its not that bad at night. Daytime with 38C + 80% humidity is pain
anything below 60 degreses is cold man what do you mean?

it's 10pm here 
sexy
right on the money, damn


IM JORKING
Actually not real, sorry guys.
creation by u/recidivistic_shitped, who allowed me to upload it here :)
?
hru = how are you
Ahh ty

Just chilling
why'd you fall asleep at office depot
What blew up too close this time
he tripped and fella off a dirtbike
no I wrecked my quad and it threw me off
and my head hit the rocks and my entire right arm
Ah damn, thats no fun
so there is a cut once top of my head
And brush burn on the side
so they stapled it
did that fix your brain damage
2 wrongs make a right
Iβm p sure Iβm schizophrenic
Time to learn to be left handed

Iβm already left handed
Thatβs what makes it great
thanks
I case hot brass in face at every range qual
you deserve it
unless your shooting pistols
just wear a cheapass motocross helmet if you dont wanna wear anything
Nah im right handed. Ez life
no
better than getting ur head split in half because you got sent 40mph into a tree stump
this is like the 4th time Iβve been hit in the head
By something
Could be worse, i know someone that is right handed, left eye dominant, and has astigmatism
if you become braindead can i pull the life support plug
yes

ww3 just a week away!
Woe, ft polk upon ye
no
Iβm right eye dominant and I use left and both
you'll jork to it
I think I have that thingy
what is astigmatism
isnβt that when
You see the funny colors
At the lights
when vision has stars in it right?
Starburst effect when looking at lights
right
no side to side?
Yeah kinda. Do red dots look fuzzy to you?
itβs usually both
You know who els-
no it just happens at night
lol
you arenβt American where you have to protect every euro shit hole
cause they canβt fight for themself half the time
Based
Idgi
I fight for costco barens nobles Honda and tesco
European countries when they ask American for quad trillion funds
For the 99000 time
I just want some top!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn πΊ
give me slop
Tell my partner I need that shit sloppy style
me when i get you
silly
I think we did more steckhy shit in Yugoslavia
then afghan
And Vietnam
Combined
Why the hell yall talking about mid century European nationalist wars
Get some head
I donβt want head from yall silly asses
Iβm not

Iβm tryna get some sloppy from my loving partner but they are tired from work and I must support them and make sure they get enough sleep to be healthy
Healthy relationship shit
It be that way 
Most sane brainfarter
Nuh uh
I am just happy to be in their presence on the real
Ducc after the succ

This me btw
Take a shower chat
in what
I did
????
Post clean hair
water? money?
Vro
Theres a 3rd option
No
The shabbath
thats true, he should do that
Get a bag π°
@upper shore i need ur help
@grayscaleseason - "Still Hurts" out everywhere on February 9, 2024.
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π’π½π²π΅π΅ ππΎπ»π½πΌ
You breathe heavy as your hands break.
And the adrenaline will never stop the ache, no.
The violence, it still hurts
J...
do you know what that kind of breakdown is called
between 1:46-2:49
dutch detected 
Holy shit this is cool
But I'm not sure what the parts of the breakdown are called exactly
Added to playlist
I listened to that and my ears are gone
ALL THE VIOLENCE
IT STILL HURTS
i did mention it was a breakdown in fairness..
whatever metal that is must be made for people with no ears
(they've been metalled)
I have no ears and i must hear
1:03 part is really good aswell, whole song is a journey
If you're looking for super heavy shit that also sounds beautiful, look into shoegaze metal
Like Deftones and shit has some good stuff
Loathe are also masters of shoegaze type stuff
ive heard people mention that song has some shoe-gazy vibes to it yeah
@stone blade allo ivan, i hope you enjoy the next 24 hours

i couldn't listen to most of loathes stuff because they have an identity crisis often, but Is It Really You is sacred
Oh yeah, you really gotta pick and choose with Loathe, or find edits that cut parts out of the song cause it's true. They really are hard to follow imo
S?stat @river zealot
S?stats #πͺbruh-fart
metro joke #953
Flop is number one
@weary kindle mallards
Bruh
I'm in brainfart for over 2 years because I said mallards

Ahahaha
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π Mallards ( | 'mΓ¦lΙrd )
- Wild dabbling duck from which domestic ducks are descended; widely distributed
π mallard
A term given to [gamers] who die a lot in [battle]. Such as a mallard flying by just waiting to [be shot]. Someone who runs out in the open and is shot immediately.
I only travel up to Mods Posting and then come back here
I said mallard in terms of the duck as Josta said no more talking about ducks in newbies chat
Far north of the server is taken over by Duty
a little trolling
Ahahaha
you were exiled here though
what if instead of buckshot roulette it was called backshot roulette and

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