🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

[uncut yew]

People really be so desperate to 'fix' Aloy they make her look like a female version of the TF2 scout

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, it's what Iedy said with different words

I said gay, he said bi, it's almost the same thing, the point doesn't really change

[narrow lotus]

and i see no problem with that

i mean all in all, Aloy is the happy case

[scenic field]

frenchie is G?

[visual stirrup]

most sane Falco rant

[narrow lotus]

Cause she looks ok compared to the other games i mentioned

[fading shuttle]

says the man who also complains in the same pargraph that they made the black man smart

[scenic field]

i thought he had a girlfriend

[grizzled meadow]

Woke culture strike again

[grizzled meadow]

IKR???

[narrow lotus]

apparently the series left it vague , probably to decide if they wanna make him fully gay or not later

liek now

[scenic field]

well he is french...

[final rose]

more confusing, true

[scenic field]

btw

thanks for pulling us into vietnam france

very nice

[visual stirrup]

🎶 Depending on the time of day 🎶
🎶 The French go either way 🎶

[grizzled meadow]

No it's very clear that Frenchie is bisexual, he had a relationship with a man and a woman at some point at the same time, it's something that happens in the series, the problem is that who the fuck is going to remember this shit that happened years and years ago? It's been too long at this point

Then you have Frenchie and Kimiko, they were almost a couple, all of the sudden in like two episodes "yeah don't worry you can suck a dick", like BRUH

And that's where I do the rant and Alex does the meme

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-mad-gif-26238667

[scenic field]

dont

spoil

it

for

me

[narrow lotus]

yeah that kinda took a random turn idk , i think it was unecessary , especially since everyone at this point wants to see Homelander and Butcher dust it off

[uncut yew]

[scenic field]

im waiting for it all to come out so i can binge it

[narrow lotus]

or at least , i want to see how they plan to kill Homelander

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah sorry, this shit is not really that relevant for the story

[narrow lotus]

like nobody cares about gay shit now , give me fights

give me action or intriguing shit

[fading shuttle]

remember, falco is perma infected with the twitter brainrot now, he is in the incurable stage

[scenic field]

how come you can say the g word but i cant lol

[grizzled meadow]

MY POINT EXACTLY GODDAMN IT

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck off already ahahahahahah

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-know-your-place-implicit-gif-26537479

[scenic field]

[grizzled meadow]

We are moderators

[narrow lotus]

i am something of a moderator myself

[visual stirrup]

mod privilege

[storm stream]

Then ban ryry

[uncut yew]

Too much Twitter brainrot in the Moderator team, we need someone with Facebook brainrot to even it out

[final rose]

i wonder who goes off over gae/woke stuff in anything
like who and why, is it really profitable?

[narrow lotus]

Soon

[scenic field]

....what else can you say 😉

[fading shuttle]

i cant since you gave me such fun material to work with

[grizzled meadow]

That's me

[river zealot]

bro

[visual stirrup]

before or after half life 3 comes out?

[river zealot]

ahahahha

[grizzled meadow]

That's why you love me

[minor cypress]

Me being completely oblivious to the entire show

[uncut yew]

[narrow lotus]

half life 3 will drop when we need it the most

so probably during WW3 or shit

[river zealot]

fucking ahhahaha

[grizzled meadow]

I use Facebook daily for like 10 groups

[river zealot]

"go over there, pull a train cock out, and blow him"

hes gonna do it

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-toppa-letting-loose-gif-11025633022019646064

[river zealot]

hes gonna do it

AHAHHAHA

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahahah

[river zealot]

[grizzled meadow]

[visual stirrup]

"Shoigu, stop the war. Gabe finally dropped Half Life 3. Let's hope it was worth the weight."

[fading shuttle]

bro really said "you cant have a gey character, AND a smart black man in the same series, thats too woke"

[uncut yew]

I appear to have generalized demographics too broadly, forgetting that people below the age of 60 use Facebook. My apologies

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-starr-jump-gif-25947983

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-antony-starr-the-boys-not-suggesting-anymore-jump-gif-26431120

[grizzled meadow]

It's so fucking obvious at this point

[fading shuttle]

is it

[grizzled meadow]

It is

[minor cypress]

[river zealot]

honestly im fine if they are making fun of the conservatives, as long as they are making fun of the woke too

[uncut yew]

It is a bit of a stereotype though, to have the black character be the smart one if they are a token insert in an otherwise white cast.

[visual stirrup]

I know of one hero who could stop Homelander...

[grizzled meadow]

I don't use Twitter btw, never trust Alex on stuff about me

[fading shuttle]

i swear to allah, if gta san andreas released today people like falco would bitch about the majority non white cast and say "WOKENESS STRIKES AGAIN"

[narrow lotus]

the new Firecracker girl tho makes me firecrack a bit ngl

[river zealot]

see the problem is

if they released it 20 years ago

[grizzled meadow]

It's Kara from Detroit Become Human btw

[river zealot]

noone would bet an eye

[narrow lotus]

if GTA SA would release today , Ryder would be in a gay relationship with Tenpenny

[visual stirrup]

Ah, yes
played by Don Glover

[river zealot]

but now since they do this shit all the time it just looks like a diversity hire

[fading shuttle]

deadass

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/good-great-stand-up-donald-glover-gif-5236308

[grizzled meadow]

EXACTLY
THAT'S WHY IT'S WOKE

[river zealot]

cmon just look at foreman at dr house

[fading shuttle]

im sorry i dont watch bad series

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-gif-10587157

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-gif-24619073

[narrow lotus]

and this is why we dont take alex seriously

[visual stirrup]

It's okay to notice it, and be annoyed by it
But if you lose any sleep over it, I think you're the one with the problem

[narrow lotus]

he acts all smarty and shit then drops bullshit like this

then you know , he is just taking the piss

[grizzled meadow]

Nah of course I don't lose sleep about it, I don't use Twitter, I just like to rant, it's my character

[minor cypress]

almost like having token xyz characters be overly good instead of just characters says something

[narrow lotus]

I only use twitter to see Tarkov datamining or shit

Otherwise it's only artists and whores

[fading shuttle]

get rants from facebook sometimes

[narrow lotus]

or artists drawing whores

[fading shuttle]

all the twitter arguments are boring at this point

[uncut yew]

Yep, hence why simply having a balanced cast based on region/nation/time period, is better than token inserts for various reasons.
That way people won't complain, right? right?

[narrow lotus]

Facebook for me is just brainrot scrolling when im bored , there is nothing useful there anymore

I dont even have friends to talk to there anymore , i use discord or whatever nowadays

[fading shuttle]

oh you know they will, they dont care about substance

[narrow lotus]

So its just scammers

[visual stirrup]

Fuckin' hate identity politics
that's all twitter is

[final rose]

can we get your helldiver source iedy?

[fading shuttle]

the mere presence is enough to get them going

[narrow lotus]

yes, write helldivers sexy on google images and cherry pick

[grizzled meadow]

I checked Facebook recently, the rant I did is shared by many, okay Frenchie is bisex, no problem but the whole new relationship was totally not needed (for now at least)

[uncut yew]

And the best part? you writing "they" could mean both those in favour of extreme political correctness, and those who detest it

[fading shuttle]

imma be honest, no matter where that relationship was put

you idiots wouldve complained

because it showed that he also liked men

[narrow lotus]

i remember i was in the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt fb group and then it turned into an audition group instead because people would only post women who should play Triss or Yennefer in the show

[grizzled meadow]

Well yes it's useless, that's the complain, it's not entirely about being man with man or not, it's the relationship per se
It's worse because OBVIOUSLY it's a gay relationship but that's a token at this point

[uncut yew]

Man the Witcher show was a shitshow

Ballsack armour

[minor cypress]

The halo show

[narrow lotus]

Like, that gay shit came too late ( ) , we dont care about that now

[uncut yew]

Scrotum plating

[narrow lotus]

We want to kill some supes

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[visual stirrup]

Master Cheeks

[narrow lotus]

We want homelander to lose his shit

etc

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[river zealot]

you know

[grizzled meadow]

Who the fuck cares about Frenchie sucking a dick goddamn it

[minor cypress]

They took such a cool fucking series with tons of potential, and shat down its throat

[river zealot]

[grizzled meadow]

He's bisexual in the comics apparently

[narrow lotus]

actually it is implied that if he could, he would fuck himself

[grizzled meadow]

That's not being gay though

[narrow lotus]

there was that chameleon guy that would transform into homelander and flirt with the real one

[eager igloo]

ACHUALY

[uncut yew]

Maybe then finally the pro fascism people watching would realize Homelander is the bad guy

[narrow lotus]

perish , rat

[fading shuttle]

"its worse because OBVIOUSLY its a gey relationship" and there you have it

[narrow lotus]

he is the hero of america wdym

[grizzled meadow]

Don't take shit out of the context just because it works for your meme argument

[visual stirrup]

needs no translation

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-homelander-gif-26852393

[narrow lotus]

My man is called Tusk

Is that his prison nickname?

[final rose]

captian turk

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrari-the-boys-homelander-f1-gif-26353251

[fading shuttle]

its not even a meme argument, yall are complaining that the bi character also likes men, and no matter where that was put you wouldve complained because you personally dont agree with that

[minor cypress]

Halo infinite campaign: Ayo you're going to zeta halo. Zero mentions of the flood, none of the palace of pain, nothing.

[final rose]

your point being?

[grizzled meadow]

Again, that's not the problem
The problem is that this relationship is stupid and not needed, we want to see people killing each other and shit, not dick sucking

[fading shuttle]

falco has the twitter brainrot

[narrow lotus]

Everyone licked their balls saying how good that campaign was and i was literally watching how BLAND and BORING it was

[grizzled meadow]

Alex like to rant just as I do

[final rose]

as if you are normal

[narrow lotus]

Like.....what was there to do after 3-4 hours

[fading shuttle]

im just a gooner

[minor cypress]

Halo show: ooooh they put the master chief in the soda, look at this poor asian rebel chick

[narrow lotus]

You get to play Master Chief John Halo then what

[fading shuttle]

he has the political twitter brainrot lodged deep into his yakubian mind

[deep topaz]

we havin a gae off in here

[visual stirrup]

I agree
But if you don't also get annoyed by heterosexual relationships (like I do), then you may be some type of bigot

[minor cypress]

It hurts even more if you've read the books. So much wasted potential

[narrow lotus]

Halo show : We make Master Cheeks actually clap cheeks and then make his girl be a covenant spy that also knows Sanghellii language

That will show John

[fading shuttle]

yea he probably is one

[minor cypress]

[visual stirrup]

(I'm not claiming I'm not a bigot. I'm just not a big one.)

[minor cypress]

What if

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1252163595773415455/ay2KnwW_460sv.mp4?ex=667137b9&is=666fe639&hm=6755b7cc9e0f410617bc918b69c47507ac3e752b6fbdba76e2019870e22023de&

[minor cypress]

We just get a band of brothers type show, in the halo universe, about an odst squad

Easy money

[narrow lotus]

Nobody was gay or trans in BoB so it would be ruined today

[grizzled meadow]

Again I seriously don't care if Frenchie is bi/gay/whatever, I don't care about that, I'm just saying (again) that this relationship is stupid and not needed right now
I would have said the same thing if the relationship had been straight, it's not needed, who the fuck cares, why are they showing this, they have a lot of shit to show

[narrow lotus]

Let good things stay good

[visual stirrup]

I really want more Halo lore and games about the Insurrection
but that would just turn it into Call of Duty

[grizzled meadow]

Where the fuck is Soldier Boy (example)

[austere shadow]

In the freezer

[minor cypress]

Hell i just want more odst/soldier stories. Less big spartan man go boom, more "the horrors of war"

[austere shadow]

Waiting for s5 or s6

[narrow lotus]

True, like the guy just appeared out of nowhere , oh they went to the meetings, maybe if they showed a bit of those meetings from season 1 , we would have known the guy's name at least and understand how they got close

[placid sail]

cocklander

[narrow lotus]

but nah , they just introduced a dude and he likes cocka

ok

[grizzled meadow]

Perfect, show Soldier Boy getting out of the freezer instead of the yet another LGBTQ relationship

Done

[fading shuttle]

i know you enough that i simply dont believe you

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/413427871600607243/1251752744415399936/0A1F78A8-9A40-495A-967C-833596210781.mov?ex=667061d6&is=666f1056&hm=7ed5938d6ef209e8b4e066816603a365b4c8b8bdc725e2a1fe0c15b8d800748d&

[grizzled meadow]

You know me enough to know that I'm not a bigot

[visual stirrup]

I really could do with less of the Space Opera existential dread bullshit from the forerunners and flood
Each game in the 343 trilogy made it worse

[fading shuttle]

posted that yesterday get outta here

[austere shadow]

Talco homophobic

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1252101191316279378/Snapchat-332623847.mp4?ex=6670fd9a&is=666fac1a&hm=dc87561bef5ed587891f42d1f4f6dc7417b3ba8c5a407569633a5c159f1915fc&

[fading shuttle]

opposite actually, i know you enough that i know you are a wee bit bigoted

[final rose]

you should totally listen to strangers in the night by frank sinatra and use the pause and resume shortcut in windows

[grizzled meadow]

I like gachimuchi, I can't be homophobic

[grizzled meadow]

Provide example

[narrow lotus]

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[austere shadow]

Not mutually exclusive imo

[minor cypress]

Yeah, the insurrection would be a neat arc to cover. Show us odst and spartans being sent to stomp out rebels

[fading shuttle]

you said gachi wasnt gey porn, so how would it be homophobic to hate it

checkmate conservative

biden blast

[grizzled meadow]

Jfc this again

It is gay porn, goddamn it
It's literally gay porn WITHOUT the porn

That's the funny

I said this 100 times already

[narrow lotus]

Softcore

[grizzled meadow]

You can't even see the actual sex in those videos

[minor cypress]

Now post straight gachi

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[visual stirrup]

It would be cool to be a Spartan
Imagine you're an insurrectionist holding an angle on a door waiting for the feds to come charging in
and Master Chief just bursts through the drywall

[final rose]

the nsfw with out the n

[grizzled meadow]

Basically, yes

[grizzled meadow]

[fading shuttle]

i still think my favorite ability is giving people severe tonal whiplash when they realise im a liberal

[placid sail]

sean was right, the video fakes are almost unrecognisable from real now

[grizzled meadow]

It's over

[stone blade]

wallahi I'm not fond of gypsies

[fading shuttle]

petrodollar fallen, billions must fight in the sandbox again

[minor cypress]

The halo evolutions book covers john halo doing crazy spartan shit. Killing rebels was more of a chore for them

I think thursday war also covers alot of oni spy shit as well. Most of their strengths was having spies in the unsc

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/tally-hall-bana-banana-man-banana-gif-18118092

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1252102762020339753/dun_dun.mov?ex=6670ff11&is=666fad91&hm=c5fc2be40d2c097ae0103f188ffdebd389d7d8c771fe7912c020c0f367a74c76&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1252136866656817253/image-24.png?ex=66711ed4&is=666fcd54&hm=10b027402ac1d747e0a45e7bf5b7beabfc90ada77bf96d6563ebdc3ac5bc230e&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1252140026368626730/Screenshot_20240616-225706.png?ex=667121c5&is=666fd045&hm=fd76b72c8a45312c066b4285490f9f7877f7d9d8551d035d0c14e232eaf77fe4&

[hot snow]

is that supposed to say stallion at the end

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/qAkHrYKmYzI?si=MrEmY3qlO1q33rNK

yes

[hot snow]

insane

[final rose]

cant wait for another nfsmw

[drowsy solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1091325502540750888.png?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[hot snow]

mfs be animorphs

[stone blade]

Alo

[final rose]

alo

[hot snow]

alo vere

[deep topaz]

aloe vera

[hot snow]

gura matii ivan

[pale ingot]

is this like the next step of that subliminal race hypnosis stuff

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Matia Ivan's mouth

[hot snow]

yeah that's what it says

[pale ingot]

there was something on tiktok about bitches wanting to turn into other races so they made subliminal videos to "change their genes"

shit was interesting

[hot snow]

this audio quality be so fine your god damn pussy will dissappear

[minor cypress]

You can't just say that and not post an example

[visual stirrup]

Whenever people compare changing gender to changing race, the default response is to call it unprecedented or some other bullshit
Precedent will come with time
Then, everyone will look back at the past and claim that it was everywhere
And anyone with reservations is a bigot

[hot snow]

yes

[placid sail]

man

[fading shuttle]

bigot

where woman

[placid sail]

overnight oats are good and healthy and all

but nothing beats some good ol fried eggs bacon and bread

[hot snow]

nothing beats sleeping

[uncut yew]

Hold on, I think you might be conflating your own point with mine

[eager igloo]

Hi

[fading shuttle]

you are mouse

[eager igloo]

Racism

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1252084946177232956/20240616_134607.jpg?ex=6670ee79&is=666f9cf9&hm=2f7d80c1edbb3f55907e262c7e7340c8d0bfb0034bd23f1e80f34935e282fed5&

[lusty sonnet]

Hate flop day?

[placid sail]

why do you need a woman to be ok at cooking

[fading shuttle]

its speciesism

[lusty sonnet]

Brainfart is evolving

[placid sail]

you can't cook yourself?

bozo

[eager igloo]

Fr

Also that apron is horrible in every possible way

[placid sail]

cook babies

[hot snow]

least misogynistic image with a woman in it

[kind olive]

Babies and make cook

[deep topaz]

you don't know how great it is to have a good cook for a partner until you have a bad cook for a partner

[fading shuttle]

shinzo abe approves of it

[river zealot]

can the bitch just work and not spend my money on some bullshit

[deep topaz]

no

[hot snow]

this is false

[deep topaz]

$100 sets of nails every week

[hot snow]

brainfart is incapable of evolution

[visual stirrup]

AI looking art
Honestly feels more than a little misogynistic
2/10 meme

[glad carbon]

laced with fent

[kind olive]

You would eat it anyway

[hot snow]

he would eat it more

enjoy it more

[glad carbon]

i would

[kind olive]

I don't understand this image

[river zealot]

they made frenchie gey for no reason

[hot snow]

what's there not to understand

[final cedar]

people get a bunch of glasses

they don't drink them fully

just always get a "fresh" glass of water

[visual stirrup]

Just like what happens in real life (most of the time)

[kind olive]

I feel guilty of this

[hot snow]

I just drink the whole cup once I pur water in it

[final cedar]

then you understand the image

[hot snow]

I thought this was normal

[glad carbon]

i do this but not as much

[grizzled meadow]

No

[glad carbon]

i have 2 glasses

one i drink and one i sip from

[final cedar]

I got myself giant glasses, 1.5l so I only have to refill it 3 times a day

[minor cypress]

Being good at cooking is a great skill

[hidden hearth]

this is a mental illness

[kind olive]

Tell me something new

[hot snow]

falco didn't like the totally not misogynistic image

[glad carbon]

its called not drinking still water

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-rainbow-depression-mental-health-depressed-gif-27200388

[glad carbon]

no he liked that

he deleted the cookies

[minor cypress]

Wife usually does most the cooking, i get called in for fixing/seasoning and all prep work.

[hot snow]

oh ok

didn't realise

[hidden hearth]

so your water must be moving? what..?

[glad carbon]

falco hates that mankisser creature

[final cedar]

"still water" ... if you let it sit for a day all the chlorine evaporates and you don't get the shitty taste

[kind olive]

Teamwork. Awesome

[hot snow]

I dont blame him

[glad carbon]

i have a filter on my fridge and if I let it sit it tastes stale

[hot snow]

so do i

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1250488448855445514/Media_240506_184857.gif

[final cedar]

didn't he put a bunch of C4 into a guy's ass by the 2nd episode?

[glad carbon]

what

[kind olive]

???

[hidden hearth]

Falco can I ask you a non political question about a political figure, but the question is somewhat questionable

[glad carbon]

are you on season 1

he's been gae the whole show

[hot snow]

that sounds crazy

funny

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh we just had a whole discussion about it, Frenchie is bisexual

[minor cypress]

its mostly because i hate the way she uses knives and leaves spices everywhere. Shes never worked in a kitchen, and her mise en place game is weak

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

Ping me next time

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1252116101480054846/FSave.Io_447888781_829460168626194_8512685447972333944_n.mp4?ex=66710b7d&is=666fb9fd&hm=e20032f720bebc64526e11ac896bdbc55bd237e65e8bc8f976f495e7aa765298&

[fading shuttle]

nah, they were just good friends

[deep topaz]

who is frenchie

[minor cypress]

Refuses to use chefs knife. Only uses steak knife or paring knife for everything.

[glad carbon]

people who watch The Boys dont understand The Boys

[grizzled meadow]

Nah it's simply dementia, it's been a long time at this point

[hidden hearth]

Is Meloni kinda cute or am i redarded

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740477067615010897/1232873469423911002/SmartSelect_20240422_005614_Instagram.gif

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-jump-pink-pantern-gif-14937633897697107563

[grizzled meadow]

Horrible

[glad carbon]

me

[hidden hearth]

Fascism aside ofc

[grizzled meadow]

Bruh

[deep topaz]

uncle bbao so cute

[glad carbon]

stop deleting shit

before i can see it

[grizzled meadow]

DOUGH!!!

[kind olive]

Shit got deleted in a second lmao

[grizzled meadow]

I mean if you like frogs

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064654413215572058/1142715328527339540/hif.gif

[hidden hearth]

I LOVE FORGS

[river zealot]

yeah but now when i saw it its even worse then i thought

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-sitting-meme-funny-gif-15518043535710952457

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/_W7hIHnYbc8?t=24

[grizzled meadow]

Ikr? Completely useless

[placid sail]

chat

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/froppy-asui-tsuyu-tsuyu-あすいつゆ-蛙あ吹梅雨-gif-12196446003653856452

[river zealot]

its always funny to me how all the woke people are more racist then the right

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-funny-funny-frog-picmix-blingee-gif-25200065

[placid sail]

I've successfully consumed some fried eggs and bacon and bread

[hot snow]

I think I saw that

[kind olive]

Wdym by that?

[river zealot]

every black guy i see in shows are on drugs or from gheto or both

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/mha-my-hero-academia-tsuyu-asui-froppy-rainy-season-gif-27057092

[placid sail]

and sponged some yolk from the plate with bread

[hot snow]

didn't know the c4 was in his ass

[placid sail]

it was great

[river zealot]

even the frenchie lover says he was on drugs

[minor cypress]

Did you cook the eggs in bacon grease then toast the bread in whatever was left?

[placid sail]

you know it boss

[grizzled meadow]

🦅 🇺🇸

[minor cypress]

Good man

[final cedar]

do you guys ever crack a whole carton of eggs, seperate the white from the yellow and cook them seperately? then roll it up and make a super long egg noodle?

[grizzled meadow]

No

[minor cypress]

Never

[hot snow]

amerbica

[placid sail]

what in the goddamn

[kind olive]

What, no

[hot snow]

is this a thing

or is this a rhetorical question

[river zealot]

????

[kind olive]

God give me strength what is this?

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481374362268860426/1251187306325344407/caption-1-1.gif

[minor cypress]

Cooking egg whites is a thing if you're dieting, sure. Or only want yolk for making pasta.

[final cedar]

like this, so you can make a bunch of perfectly uniform egg slices

[kind olive]

That's dark af

[minor cypress]

Heinous

Straight to hell, do not pass go.

[kind olive]

You need to leave, now.

[final cedar]

plus you don't have too peel them after cooking

[grizzled meadow]

lol I forgot about this one

[placid sail]

are you currently on that devil lettuce or is there some genuine practical application for that diabolical contraption

[hot snow]

if you do this I'm just gonna assume you're bored out of your mind

[visual stirrup]

Gonna get a mute from Falco for that alone

[hot snow]

that's all ill say

[final cedar]

nah man, I make sandwhiches often and like to prettiefy them

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/988876253270515732/71A37792-1F44-45FA-A3A9-5454B8C6DE8B.gif

[final cedar]

so I make like 20 perfect sandwhiches, ain't got no time for making egg slices one egg at a time

[hidden hearth]

Its one of those useless products people buy. Like there's no reason you can't just slice a boiled egg like a normal person. But there exists a product to do it

[placid sail]

ah

metro is on that meal prep grind

[hot snow]

metro is on that bored grind

[hidden hearth]

You have to remember this is brainfart, we are the five week old secret sauce of the internet, there is some strange things going on in our microbiomes, our brains are different

[hot snow]

seriously who cares that much about how their food looks that they'll spend time every day to make it perfect

[final cedar]

yeah alright you could make an omelette

[zealous elm]

sentenced to eating without 4 hours of right-leaning white guy video essay

[visual stirrup]

it all looks the same in the toilet

[final cedar]

know these things?

[minor cypress]

Autism

[hidden hearth]

Well, no, beetroot and spinach give you colorful poops

[hot snow]

yeah but shit isn't food

so

[minor cypress]

I can appreciate the effort at least.

[kind olive]

True but it isn't righ

[pale ingot]

ion care about food looking perfect but food looking good is pretty important

[kind olive]

Why tf did autocorrection put a serbia flag on my message

[final cedar]

it's more about being methodical. a single slice has a certain number of proteins, cholesterol etc

[hidden hearth]

yeah they're the actually useful way of doing it . without making egg tube. but wow that egg looks disgusting. pale yolk .. eww

[kind olive]

My kind of thing

I mean what

[minor cypress]

Do calculation for all the eggs, make sheet squares of egg, cut evenly, turn into sandwich

[pale ingot]

this novice a freak fr 👅

[final cedar]

use this to cut the abomination egg roll

[minor cypress]

Sometimes i like making good food look nice.

[placid sail]

advanced cock cutter

[kind olive]

I'm down for anything.

[split canyon]

👏 cock 👏 dicer 👏

[placid sail]

I personally don't really care about egg geometry

but there are two crucial things for me in a fried egg

[split canyon]

👏 egg 👏 noodle 👏 egg 👏 noodle 👏

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

1. yolky runny
2. whites not gunky

[pale ingot]

how about bungee jumping off a bridge with no rope

[minor cypress]

Slightly crispy edges

[hidden hearth]

what is gunky whites

[kind olive]

I can one up that. Bungie jump with the rope around my neck

[pale ingot]

real shit

[minor cypress]

If you wanna big brain it, baste your oil over the top of the egg while frying with a spoon

[final cedar]

that's why I love flipping my egg over shortly after it touches the pan 45 seconds and it's done

[wintry trail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725363380373815386/1252146600063537193/lv_0_20240615151124.mp4?ex=667127e5&is=666fd665&hm=3442cbb4787796e24911bdf439df8b09d03c2cbd96db932dd1239eb117aec81e&

[placid sail]

there is a certain point when you fry the eggs when the bottom part of whites are already solid, but a bit of it around the yolk is still very liquidy and transparent

[minor cypress]

This is why we oil baste.

[kind olive]

On a real note, suicide isn't the answer. Making out with your homie is the true answer.

[placid sail]

flipping eggs is reliable, but yolky no longer runny

[placid sail]

I usually just put a lid on top for about a minute or two

[final cedar]

ever tried putting a few drops of water into the pan and a lid on? egg turns out almost poached

[hidden hearth]

right so you mean just properly cooked. the way i do it, i will 'sear' the egg bottom, and once its nearly done i turn off the heat and cover the pan - the residual heat continues to cook the top but leaves the yolk runny

[minor cypress]

Perfection

Just needs salt and pepper

[placid sail]

POTAT

[hidden hearth]

bulgarian detected

[minor cypress]

Trust me on the baste thing. The lid tech is fine too

[final cedar]

yeah, that's how mine look if I "steam" em

[minor cypress]

Just tilt pan and egg to side, spoon oil on top, enjoy

[placid sail]

basting is indeed nice, I just usually don't use that much oil

[minor cypress]

Breakfast is serious business.

[placid sail]

if only oats were as good as some eggers and bacon

[hidden hearth]

that works too

[final cedar]

makes me wonder if you can seperate the yolk and turn it into a sort of sauce by slightly heating just before it congeals

maybe microwave it?

[minor cypress]

The only good thing brits ever cooked

[placid sail]

egg in bread technology is curious

but yolky no longer runny

[minor cypress]

You can, same idea as carbonara sauce

[final cedar]

we need a reliable yolk tech then

[placid sail]

also yeah I should make a carbonara

[minor cypress]

No, you misunderstand. Egg is still kinda runny, bread is crispy, egg is attached to bread.

[placid sail]

CONSUME MAXIMUM EGG.

[placid sail]

how is top of the bread browned then

oh they probably browned it before the egg

me silly

[minor cypress]

Butter bread. Cut hole. Bread in pan. Plop egg in bread hole. Cook a bit. Flip. Repeat.

[placid sail]

BUT IF FLIP

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow what the fuck can i even say

uhhhh

[placid sail]

YOLKY NO LONGER RUNNY

[minor cypress]

Needs careful timing.

[river zealot]

what is this woke shit

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/689009301590900749.gif

cooking fun

[minor cypress]

Or you can just baste on top after toasting both sides.

[uncut yew]

I like the ones where instead of cutting a hole, you wet a circle and flatten the wetted circle in the middle of the bread, creating a thin, crispy pocket for the egg, peak toast.

[placid sail]

:0

[minor cypress]

i need images

Ahh wait, i see.

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

spit in my mouth, Potapych!!!

[final cedar]

[minor cypress]

You make a flat bread egg pocket.

[river zealot]

i feel like companies dont understand what they are doing when they are adding gey stuff to their films

[final cedar]

what's potapych?

[hidden hearth]

i imagine it's like bear daddy

[final cedar]

what is it they are doing?

[river zealot]

by adding so much of it and making it aggressive they only make people hate it

ok ok look

[final cedar]

sounds like they just make shitty movies

[river zealot]

3 sseaons of frenchie sucking up to kimiko

and now they start the forth season and they just make him gey for no reason

not even any backstory

he is just ge yfor that black dude

[final cedar]

so the only reason a male character would care for a female character is a romance arc

[placid sail]

-ich is a ending typical for patronimical, while "potap" is phonetically similar to the russian verb "stomp"

[final rose]

wth you guys still going?

[placid sail]

basically, potapich is a common affectionate name for a bear

[uncut yew]

Sorta yep, here is an illustration instead of a proper image

[river zealot]

yes

[placid sail]

THE FUTURE IS NOW

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1251986820363849809/eb7462c98f451cbbd922118adf6e7270.mp4?ex=66709316&is=666f4196&hm=8fccace93f32b4ab3a503bbde50f85f419f1cea5754a240a4668c3099212afbf&

[uncut yew]

Gotta stay on-top of the heat though, unless you prefer the charcoal kind of crisp

[final cedar]

is there something like non romantic love? platonic if you will

[placid sail]

parental love?

ig

[final cedar]

yeah

[fresh rose]

hello silly people on my phon

e

[minor cypress]

Another W egg bread combo: french toast.

[uncut yew]

Jesus' love

[river zealot]

i meant no but i just dont get what youre saying

[final rose]

but its french

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

It gets the pass. Cajun/creole shit is also french(but better).

[placid sail]

I had a lot of them in my childhood made by my grandma and then literally never again

[minor cypress]

Treat yo self

[placid sail]

they're pretty filling

[river zealot]

hey its joe biden

[placid sail]

yeah maybe I should do them again sometime

[minor cypress]

Especially if you go the extra mile with thicc brioche bread

[final cedar]

so french toast is egg, rum, cinnamon and cream. anything else?

vanilla?

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1252161842130718781/a_spidey_situation.mp4?ex=66713617&is=666fe497&hm=fdb959753090001221123a29e1452e6d64a514b6587902944577a0e0da5d1d73&

[minor cypress]

I just do egg, cinnamon, vanilla, milk. Whisk, dunk bread on both sides, put in pan

[final cedar]

no rum?

[minor cypress]

The rum sounds good as hell, never heard of that.

[final rose]

rum?

[uncut yew]

Egg pocket bread illustration with cross-section

[minor cypress]

I just worry about mixing booze + dairy. Maybe rum extract instead?

[placid sail]

french toast of my childhood just had bread, egg, maybe milk and shitton of sugar

[final rose]

no rum
why do you need rum

[final cedar]

grandma said it's needed so it don't make the toast soggy, but she might've just enjoyed watching over us more once we were pacified

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1252083097873154108/FB_IMG_1718573677129.jpg?ex=6670ecc1&is=666f9b41&hm=0974615ea71e004eaa2d17d23fe6f2b6dcb849cf93478de51bda35a1420ed19e&

whats your odds of winning this

[minor cypress]

300 iq grandma move

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1252083104961658931/FB_IMG_1718573326886.jpg?ex=6670ecc2&is=666f9b42&hm=29072a2905efa2143a76ec8649f8b51a615353171fc56fce5554a4cb294c9e43&

[minor cypress]

Although you would cook off the booze

[minor cypress]

French toast dipped in bourbon syrup is tasty

[final rose]

im pretty sure there are more ways to not make the toast soggy other than using rum

[final cedar]

what's bourbon syrup?

[placid sail]

I was about to say, plottwist, gran used the white rum, not even for the taste, and no evaporating

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1251977417099317289/1718370073300952.png?ex=66713314&is=666fe194&hm=e67e4acc1cfc9364e0d573b4f84c0df8d3db3c35a0cf140c1f34f3d2c30de0f5&

[final rose]

add vodka at this point

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1251922017863864340/GP9RIEsaYAAY88c.png?ex=6670ff7c&is=666fadfc&hm=3fa53395facb51217e0f92fd0cf00656e383612db34d3faca3f65b5eb5db121e&

[minor cypress]

Or make a monte christo

[final cedar]

god motherfucking damn

p!banana3

[foggy mantle]

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[final rose]

my kidney is screaming

[placid sail]

jesus what is this

[minor cypress]

Maple syrup just aged in bourbon barrels. Its tasty

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1252172471847751772/IMG_7099.png?ex=66713ffd&is=666fee7d&hm=26b32adb2e21095e74fdbe8b87867acffecbc1d771ef32047a9bb68e511fe3c7&

[uncut yew]

That shit better be 90 ABV

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1252084672989761597/20240615_221051_1.mp4?ex=6670ee38&is=666f9cb8&hm=da093a31eac20983f43f601d7c2e09de2a39d52094da6d41f924b40a74d659d4&

so many noodles

[final rose]

what?

[minor cypress]

Ham, turkey, swiss, dijon mustard, put between 2 pieces of french toast, serve with jam/jelly/perserves on side or in sandwich.

[fresh rose]

WTF

S tier level hating

holy shit

[final cedar]

think they use a big vacuum to collect them at the end of the day?

[minor cypress]

Its an absolute beetus tier sandwich, but so damn good

[final rose]

ham
turkey
mustard
jam/jelly
ofc its french
wth is this

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/baAC5.gif

[placid sail]

unholy

I think I got hard a little

[minor cypress]

You gotta trust me. Sounds whack, tastes great

[kind olive]

Wtf do you mean with swiss?

Swiss what

[placid sail]

well no, it sounds great too, just extremely decadent

[kind olive]

Cheese?

[final rose]

you gotta take a break out of gooning man
how the fuck did u see that

[final cedar]

person from switzerland

[kind olive]

That is me

[final cedar]

delicacy

[placid sail]

peel the gun off before cooking

[minor cypress]

Sweetness from the french toast, a bit of funk from the cheese, meaty goodness, contrasted with the jam and dijon mustard tang

[fresh rose]

get on the sandwich.

[minor cypress]

All combined into a calorically questionable masterpiece.

[kind olive]

Oh no, i'm about to be eaten

[placid sail]

it's like mild breakfast version of another unholy american invention, the elvis burger

or whatever the proper name

[kind olive]

Ew, this actually sounds kinky

[minor cypress]

The pbj+bacon?

[final rose]

might as well put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
how can you combine sweet jam and toast with turkey and cheese and call it a masterpeice

[placid sail]

sweet condiments actually work great with fat and meat

[minor cypress]

Flavor contrasts. Sweet + fat + meat + tangy fruit

I prefer raspberry jam in it or orange

[final rose]

well

good for you ig

[final rose]

at least its uhh, not that

[placid sail]

homebody never had a steak with cranberry sauce

[minor cypress]

Behold the flavor profile wheel

Mfs act like Thanksgiving turkey and cranberry sauce is evil

[ruby minnow]

i just eat things that have meat

and put meat on things that don't have it

[minor cypress]

Oh wait, Thanksgiving is murrican

[final rose]

yes it is

[placid sail]

gotta say tho, adding stones to food is a bit too extreme for me tho

[final rose]

any yall had granite?

[scenic field]

the 'day after thanksgiving sandwich'

[final rose]

bro who ate rust

how do you eat rust

[minor cypress]

i didnt even notice that part

[scenic field]

ham stuffing some potatoes n gravy and cranberry

on a dinner roll

potatos n gravy optional

[minor cypress]

[drowsy solstice]

Add copper to your meal
Become superconductor

[minor cypress]

Its the same reason why slightly salty chocolate is good

[final rose]

yes that might work

[scenic field]

oooohhhhhhhhhh

boy

[placid sail]

*bulgarian

[minor cypress]

Sweet + salty is good

[placid sail]

snickers

[minor cypress]

Literally

[final rose]

who will eat the exposed wire first?

[minor cypress]

No they sell it

[scenic field]

sell it

its free

find an abandoned house

[final rose]

free meal tho

[scenic field]

rip it out of the walls

smoke a bowl of crystal and get to it dude

[ruby minnow]

what if i just dig the street

[minor cypress]

The brainfart iq level chart

[scenic field]

would you like to use my sledgehammer

[ruby minnow]

no

pickaxe

i hire

dwarves

[scenic field]

may need both

[final rose]

isnt coffee acidic?

[ruby minnow]

give them pickaxes

and tell them there is gold under the rooad

[scenic field]

itidk but it makes me have to shit within 15 minutes

[drowsy solstice]

Depends on coffee

[kind olive]

My piss is acidic after 27 energy drinks, 2 coffees and 2 l of vodka

[minor cypress]

Yeah im dropping the ball on these charts tbh

[placid sail]

vote now guys, where are you on a political-culinary compass of brainfart?

[final rose]

no
you are dead

[minor cypress]

All salt

[scenic field]

fat

[kind olive]

Im ballin

[placid sail]

centrist, smh

[scenic field]

some nice fresh bread dipped in olive oil

[ruby minnow]

acid leaning bitter

[final rose]

sure

[scenic field]

god help me if its sourdough. ill finish the whole thing and then hate myself

[kind olive]

I actually knew a person that drank 10 energy drinks daily

I wonder how they're doing today

[final rose]

knew

[ruby minnow]

heart attack

that's what they're doing

[kind olive]

I hope not

[ruby minnow]

i know a friend who drank 12 liters of beer

and 3 hours of puking after that

[kind olive]

Sounds like fun

[solar obsidian]

sweet, but no raisins

[final rose]

[minor cypress]

860mg of caffiene, unless it was bang then 3g

[scenic field]

thats it? lightweight

[kind olive]

It was usually monster

[final rose]

either way

400mg max

they are dead

[scenic field]

ive put away an entire handle of liquor before, but beer always makes me bark

barf

fuck i cant type tonight

[minor cypress]

The real key is to take l-theanine with your caffeine binge to take the edge and anxiety off

[kind olive]

I mean i saw them not too long ago so i guess they're fine

[runic kernel]

Hi Dleight Hi Alamo Hi IProFouND Hi spacezoro

[minor cypress]

Same ingredient in green tea

[kind olive]

AAWWWW

[scenic field]

hi kitty

[minor cypress]

Shalom only acceptable catposter

[scenic field]

give em a couple lil spanks for us

[solar obsidian]

p!cat // hey there

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[robust cove]

Hi creature

[kind olive]

I just wanna Squish it's fucking face, it's so cute

[placid sail]

realistically

[robust cove]

Hi Delight

[placid sail]

your pal should be dead

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1245063426657615993/ToiletSkibidi.gif

[placid sail]

The lethal dose of alcohol, particularly in an average adult, is estimated to be around 0.40% blood alcohol content (BAC). To put this into perspective, consuming approximately 5 liters of wine within one hour could potentially reach this level. Exceeding this threshold can lead to respiratory failure and death.

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1245063426657615993/ToiletSkibidi.gif?ex=6671186d&is=666fc6ed&hm=f7ce7cce37344e702b733c46f2693568e55e45781ce3630961a96905e73ccf14&

[scenic field]

you can build a tolerence

and drink HUGE amounts

[ruby minnow]

didn't know you were a doctor

[solar obsidian]

Dr. Google

[final rose]

he's been "busy"

[fresh rose]

Id live this tbh

[kind olive]

I mean i know it's a wonder, but i really can't tell you more than what i saw

[scenic field]

busy hands

[robust cove]

Hes just a professional alcoholic

[runic kernel]

Hi Syno Hi busy Hi PAVLO

[minor cypress]

Weakest mordovian

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20796549

No stalker references in here

[kind olive]

Also i didn't know chernobyl has catboys

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539935143557857291/1251941482097545349/IMG_7990.mov?ex=6671119d&is=666fc01d&hm=208983800084b55e1ab5386eb6ec8d4d9e186b48caea80c7cc6785f1bc89e698&

not my hands

[final rose]

freedomers

[kind olive]

Ok fair

I hate freedome

[deep topaz]

this bitch is either god reincarnated or is going to miss every throw

[kind olive]

Duty all the way.

[final rose]

real

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-gif-20796549

[final rose]

"stand back i have a pepper spray"

[fresh rose]

CALLING ALL STALKERS

CALLING ALL STALKERS

[kind olive]

Pavlo just violent with this gif

[pale ingot]

BANDITS

[minor cypress]

Me drinking 8 shots of espresso during the barista days just to survive a shift

[kind olive]

Bandits are peasents

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-the-finals-game-the-finals-meme-the-finals-cat-dopaminedreams-gif-10766575995504250507

[kind olive]

Only good factions are duty, monolith and mercs

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-discord-server-omori-packwatch-gif-22903110

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/honestly-quite-incredible-drinking-water-underwater-cool-gif-22285702

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dababy-discord-server-omori-packwatch-gif-22903110

[minor cypress]

How do you feel about the french?

[uncut yew]

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[minor cypress]

[kind olive]

I work with them on a daily, some are alright but most are overly rude and i dislike em. Only good thing are the riots.

[runic kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-finals-get-coined-nama-tama-gif-26831859

GET COINNNNED

I killed llama in the finals

[fresh rose]

they added a japan map

to finals

I might come back

just to blow shit up

[kind olive]

Drop a little boy

[uncut yew]

New map is ok, not great not horrible

[hot snow]

blow up japan in real life

[uncut yew]

Land of the rising sun?
k, have another

[kind olive]

Are you profiling me by any chance?

[final rose]

no..

say
what do you think about alex

[minor cypress]

Perhaps.

[final rose]

yes yes

[minor cypress]

Bets on it being stella v900?

[final rose]

pretty high

[final cedar]

sus

[deep topaz]

i hate playing with light teammates

they either carry or are worse than garbage

[minor cypress]

Randomly shits on alex but hasn't been in here in ages. Sure smells lile stella

[hidden hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/oakdice-runescape-gif-18004007

[runic kernel]

SLEDGE HAMMER
ez fix

[minor cypress]

My tinfoil hat is on

[hidden hearth]

i put on my wizard hat and robe

[final cedar]

I WANT A WIZARD ROBE

[hot snow]

are you you though?

[final rose]

[final cedar]

thinking of just buying some cheap bedsheets and practice sewing

https://tenor.com/bM7my.gif

[final rose]

are you french by chance?

[quaint ore]

I fucking hate summer nights

Its impossible to sleep

[hot snow]

you don't even need the besheets

[river zealot]

Alo catboyo

[minor cypress]

Entire brainfart on schizo alert

[hot snow]

just get a hoodie and rip it in such a way that you can sow it all together

[dreamy flax]

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[hot snow]

unless you want a long robe

[final rose]

you passed you are fine

[hot snow]

what did you do

[minor cypress]

[deep topaz]

what did I say

[river zealot]

Hey what do you think of Napoleon

[deep topaz]

0 elims almost no damage 5 deaths

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bS4Hc.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-shot-take-your-medication-mr-burns-gif-10459991

[final rose]

we have like 3 questions left
idk how to ask them so

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/ldGEeTSyodq.gif

[final rose]

anyways
check pinned messages

[solar obsidian]

@kind olive, if you don't mind me asking, how old you are and from which country are you?

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god

[runic kernel]

Hi Metro Hi Artyom Hi Nurax Hi Schleppa

[quaint ore]

Šliopa

[solar obsidian]

it's called speedrunning

[river zealot]

How is he in brainfart

He is only novice

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1252189461043875901/IMG_8341.jpg?ex=66714fd0&is=666ffe50&hm=e19b6752bd384884a0f098d4f2362e4fdff6dfe919771d94a53fc8998956817f&

[solar obsidian]

novices are allowed again

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

there should be a command !creeplight that posts a video with delights pfp and very loud heavy breathing and a scream ARE YOU A GIRL OR A BOY? WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS??

[final rose]

is it me or chernobyl catboyo doesn't have any roles?

[hot snow]

why?

[hot snow]

it's not you

it's cause he's not natural

he's a creature

[placid sail]

so I could react to this recurring scenario with a single command

and make fun of delight

[hot snow]

you've already got the fem flop pic

are you not satisfied

[river zealot]

Man i already forgot martinincopants did that dumb ass donation challenge

He is still doing it

[placid sail]

despite what my presence in brain fart could tell, I dislike stagnation

[river zealot]

He has 1100km left

Bruh

[placid sail]

I don't wanna dwell on a single joke, a single meme

I move

[hot snow]

finland never forgets

[solar obsidian]

that explains the constant jumping around games and minecraft modpacks

[hot snow]

you're still gonna post it next time you see flop in chat though aren't you

[glad carbon]

adhd boy

[hot snow]

not that I'm encouraging it

[final rose]

well

#🎪bruh-fart

so ehm

[hot snow]

yeah that too

[placid sail]

it's probably extreme boredom and loneliness instead, i can be pretty focused otherwise

[glad carbon]

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-biggest-piece-of-true-true-morgan-freeman-true-the-rock-true-it's-the-biggest-piece-of-gif-16967727079450454

[solar obsidian]

welcome back, Stella

[hot snow]

you always were

[minor cypress]

This fucking menace woke me up all night

What is he scheming

[final rose]

lasaniga

[hot snow]

happens to me a lot too

[tidal trellis]

Ironic

[placid sail]

don't fucking literally me me, I'm no longer doomer, enjoying life and shit, just a bit reclusive still

[tidal trellis]

Is it still hate flop day

Wow

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[hot snow]

my brain senses her climbing on the shelf above my head why I sleep and I instinctual get up to get her down from there

[placid sail]

dont force my hand

[tidal trellis]

I know better

[hot snow]

he wouldn't be forcing anything busy

[placid sail]

good boy

[hot snow]

you wanna post the pic and you know it

[tidal trellis]

Its the start of a new week, I dare you, and you alone to not post it

[zealous elm]

why he so eepy

[tidal trellis]

At the very least my headache is gone

[hot snow]

others can though?

[glad carbon]

gonna puke in ur shoes

[placid sail]

what a fine apelsin

[solar obsidian]

@tidal trellis, the reason why busy is considering to not use the Flop femboy speech bubble gif anymore is because nobody really finds it funny and @placid sail put some work into it, so now he's feeling down 🫂

[tidal trellis]

As much was I wish it, I do not control brainfart

[hidden hearth]

i am enjoying life but also a doomer - irreversible changes to the biosphere and apocalyptic political shifts and our entirely unsustainable systems don't mean i can't have a fantastic time : - )

[minor cypress]

Mine just wakes me up with aggressive cuddling and affection, usually because awake human means filled food bowl

[glad carbon]

flop femboy real

[tidal trellis]

I beg I only just woke up, recovering from my headache yesterday

[wraith osprey]

everyday is

[placid sail]

you try too much, you'll never be my side hoe

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[hot snow]

my cats definition of showing affection is doing anything in her power to make me jolt out of bed cause she's about to do something stupid

[wraith osprey]

but the main

[minor cypress]

I thought it was funny. Busy just knows better than alex to not beat a joke to death

[placid sail]

don't think about the world too much, it'll manage, do your thang

[runic kernel]

Hi Flop Hi Ghiță, Blestematul Zalăului Hi Frota Hi Ivan

[wraith osprey]

bro a gloomer

[minor cypress]

Exactly. You think generations before us wasted time sitting in existential dread over things they are too small to change?

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-hare-goodbye-gif-8904156003130277659

[solar obsidian]

that's good. it's just that naturally, if a speech bubble is good, more people would re-use it and kek react more. personally, i did not find it funny

[deep topaz]

angel hare

[minor cypress]

Nah, he will lay down or on me, and slowly inch his paws to touch my face.

[hot snow]

that's nice

[placid sail]

in his defence, generations prior didn't have an access so easy and so overwhelming to a newsletter of everything that is fucked up in the world, and in great detail

[hot snow]

too bad british shorthairs are the menaces they are

[tidal trellis]

Hello

[deep topaz]

be the change you want to see. make one day day one

[wraith osprey]

https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1802480833019707661?t=EUsle7fuhPK2Xgf6rYJg0w&s=19

[solar obsidian]

madirex pipeline

[minor cypress]

Very true. Becoming a doomer is easy and lazy

Persisting despite tragic things and finding enjoyment in life is better

[solar obsidian]

@minor cypress, wasn't AJ (tony sopranos son) a literal doomer?

[minor cypress]

Or go full 180 and spitefully strive for happiness no matter what just to prove to yourself you're built different.

[minor cypress]

Thats a falco question, never watched it

[solar obsidian]

i thought you did

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow, what do you think?

[proud torrent]

Brainfart

There is a fire across the street from my work

[final rose]

feel?
maybe you are not stella..

[proud torrent]

[tidal trellis]

I just don't let terrible news keep me down for too long

I can usually bounce back most of the time

[hot snow]

someone should do something about that

like the firefighters

or something

[minor cypress]

[hot snow]

stella is a french woman

that's basically all you need to know

and that she's a mother

[minor cypress]

Supposedly

[final rose]

somehow

[proud torrent]

I had already called 911 before recording

[wraith osprey]

Heavily mentally ill too

[hot snow]

how does this even happen

how does a fire just erupt

over there

[proud torrent]

Probably a homeless person trying to cook

[final rose]

did you see the pinned messages?

[tidal trellis]

Let him cook

[proud torrent]

Under the cover of bushes

[minor cypress]

Inb4 its stella alt just screening for if we buy the new identity

[tidal trellis]

Here's a test

[hot snow]

that was his first and last mistake

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[tidal trellis]

Napoleon is terrible

Now we wait

[hot snow]

click on the lil detective thing on the top right

[minor cypress]

Click channel name, pins

[hot snow]

and then the pin thing

[final rose]

somewhere on the top
i cant really tell

yes

that's the one

[hot snow]

who the hell knows at this point

Stella is an anomaly like a lot of other brainfart residents

[final rose]

tbh
i cant answer that

[tidal trellis]

Don't know who crystal is so idk

[final rose]

[hot snow]

no idea either

[solar obsidian]

a current brainfart reject

very very special brainfarter

[hot snow]

what pun

[minor cypress]

Resident schizo poster obsessed with french and constantly changing identities for some reason.

[hot snow]

of cause stalker anomaly

no it wasn't intended

[minor cypress]

Hol up she got rejected

[hot snow]

I just like referring to things as anomalies a lot

[solar obsidian]

have been months

[hot snow]

yeah yeah I realised

[minor cypress]

Oh you mean crystal. I thought you were talking about stella

[hot snow]

I haven't seen anything about stalker in like a month

[solar obsidian]

nah, Crystal.

Stella... i honestly forgot

ah, meowmachine was banned

[final rose]

it doesnt look like it for stella

yeah

[hot snow]

really?

[solar obsidian]

for trauma dumping and making people very uncomfortable

[hot snow]

about time

[solar obsidian]

Stella is still here, i think

[hot snow]

also i think she posted a cooking recipe that was intentionally garbage or something

[minor cypress]

The lore goes pretty deep here

[final rose]

stella?

[hot snow]

brainfarts got more lore than dark souls

[solar obsidian]

crazy people are unpredictable

[hot snow]

meowmachine

[minor cypress]

Post frogs in offtopic

[final rose]

ah

[tidal trellis]

Crazy lore I tell you niko

[hot snow]

let's go bowling

[pastel quartz]

guys she likes bdsm but she don't know pegging

I guess I win

[hot snow]

what

[final rose]

?

who

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-deep-thoughts-deep-thoughts-with-the-deep-the-boys-gif-26372785

the woman I talk