#🎪bruh-fart
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@low atlas looks like busy has mindbroke you 
God is in heaven
Tynan is in Quebec
no idea what's going on, but serves him right
True
@tidal trellis I’m taking summer school and mfs have to stay till 7:30 in the morning till 1:30 PM
I feel so bad
But it’s so funny
brug
Well, in your rage you collapsed due to hypothermia.
It is
right after alex got done fucking omnimanning a rabbit
the cold is indeed my only weakness
Playing rimworld without 150 mods

is that a weedoid?
are those empty flames some sort of modded penalties to skill learning
I misunderstood it's 164 exactly
Mostly vanilla+ and QoL mods
it should've been FLOP not me
WHY ME
you're the one he's bullying
yes
I've been asking to be put into the colony
put me in god damn it
stoner incapable of intellectual
why is everyone
incapable of intellectual in this joint
done
part of the tribal vanilla expanded mod
in early tribal phase, your "research" is unga bunga around fire until you find ways to do basic stuff
after that you get a research table
so you have a high chance of just not being able to advance?
real tribal shit
nah, its pretty tame so far
just getting derailed by taiga fuckery
its the guys
flop actually clutch as fuck. He can andle animals, good melee potential, and do medial stuff
AND came with a uranium shiv
don't mess with @tidal trellis

let him thug it out
He will be fine
isnt tending without medicine a thing in rimworld
i presume its wildly inefficient but im just saying
Is it a chest infection?
It is
probably
well flop
tend without medicine and see how long he gonna stay alive for 
you are cutting off alex's arm
epic
finally, real alex
tough
You can amputate with herbal medicine!
whelp, while getting the meds, flop went psychotic
historically accurate alex, furry and armless
alex may just die
Get some herbal medicine, save our mans
alien meat is haram, should have known that zoro
@fading shuttle shit gonna be like this
hello pango
oops
who tf
looks like alex is gonna have to calm down flop first
don't know a pango but feel free to leave a message after the beep
actually busy has higher social skill
so you are getting more gamma therapy
by dr bz11k
I believe fr fr
RIP
just let me fuck him up until he's unconcsious
ayo?
Hi bussy
He was a real one, time to tame an animal and name it Alex in remembrance
i don't trust him

Whelp, alex dying by a rabbit because flop too mentally unstable to cut his arm off
demotwink when fullaccesstwink comes in
Damn it flop
Nickname is locked in
sneaking drugs into my colony too
Truly, rim world moment
at this rate, surrae and busy about to bury you both and smoke a joint together
nice
then I'm clubbing surrae to death
with your feeble hands?
whelp, nevermind, surrae is shinjimaxxing
been in bed so long you need physical therapy to lift a pen
am I in the colony
if you ever want to double ethnic tensions in your colony, make sure to add me as a character
I'll beat myself to death
hate crime guaranteed to skyrocket
oh.
@minor cypress put me in coach I'm ready
I disagree
by the looks of it, zoro is going to add you in his next colony
flop has 0 manipulation
They cant manipulate us now
frozen twinkie
why are you not using our patented brainfart gaming™️ thread for narrating your rim adventures

he didnt listen to my minimod 
mods, gently suck on spacezoro's balls
barely
perish fool
I am not you right now
who let him cook
who wants to eat a piece of dead angry bulgarian
Me
alex died
well someone already ate alex's leg
Is it cannibalism if he was an animal

nope
its joever
splendid
furries want to be animals, so its not cannibalism to eat them
🤓
what does the red button do? 
This tiny boy was the runt of the litter. So small we didn’t know if he would make it.
how wholesome
Ice cream
usagi1030, your new nickname is Chunky
flop now getting hunted
@tidal trellis
Oh god
@tidal trellis and @placid sail getting dominated by an alpha wolf HD 4K
I'm dating with a russian escort

do not
armor is make or break in rim, and we're suspiciously naked
even if I'm good enough to take down wolf, I'm dying to bleeding or infections
could you knot
busy trying to make the tribal age last longer because he wants to see naked people

Dude shit uo
being sabotaged as we speak
Up*
go out with these on the beach
hopefully before dying, I get a berserk mental break and crush unconcsious plop's skull like a melon with my foot
Jesus
i just wanna live long enough to see you eaten by a canine
i don't care what happens next
whelp, busy dead trying to save flop from wolf. Killed wolf, saved flop. Flop then went unconscious and busy was too stubborn to save himself. Right as surrae quit being catatonic. and they are both bleeding out as a result
yeah, ass eaten
do not
Hi Ivan Hi Blur Hi busy Hi Remember
randy, do something. Operate

peace, losers
its cassandra
Alo Cat
ew cassandra
Cass do something
space likes cock and ball torture
Kitty
cassandra is not cock and ball torture, she's just boring
the only one worse is phoebe
ya im getting fucked more by tribal 0 tech start and tundra then the storyteller at this point
Hi busyyy
boring can be torture too

flop dead
Must be a self insert of devs GF or smth
Flop bleeding to death
This explains why i get only he
his gf looks like that?
idk

surrae is the sole survivor at the moment
i will die a wasteful death
guh
yes, good lookin'?
I picked the " I am drunk asf"
No
wtf why surrae plotting everyones downfall
ahaha
@low atlas 
even in death, I'm carrying this lame ass colony (his shadenfreude mood buff is the only thing that's going to save him from the mental break after the catarsis is over)
i will find a way to resurrect you just to kill you again for the buff
you need to die by my hands for it to truly matter
its true
alo boyocat
make sure to resurrect me armless then
or your ass is getting some afterlife whooping
ew

Torsolo
heyyyyy
ok finally closing rim-crack
:3
surrae is the sole survivor
heyyyyy
at least he's got plenty of food now :)
It's so voer
The stick thrower wins
do not
billions will misspell
It sounds like vore
if I die tomorrow, ping me
💀
busy being inside flop???
settle down, you're going to make poor paki boy cum
Ah freaky ahh colony
Just me it seems
Freaky and stanky
if theres one thing I distain more than busy, its ninjas
I HATE ninjas
Woah
freaky busy
Bit racist
One
Racist arc
not my idea you know
you'll be fine
guy
what do you mean!!!
Surely the bear is dead by now.
man in black
the bear has outlived us
bear or bull
bear or bull for courier 6
yup
I think I come to a better conclusion
skull crusher (scourge) gun is dope af
I hate being shot at with bullets
if im gonna do nv again im gonna do bull
also
Woah! You're going too far bud
is your name actually Sergey
Sergal sounds like Sergey 
Sergey Weaver?
dru 
Sergay
sergal 
Michael 
📚 Sergal
A fictional species of sentient, furry animals with canine and [avian] traits. Invented by [Trancy] Mick.
A [sergal] may eat or rape you, and possibly at the same time.
@river zealot
i just made some warcrimes, i microwaved bacon
ignore the last sentence
bruh
They may WHAT
Rape?
💀💀💀
not again
Delight boasting his first and only urban dictionary entry
damn, i ruined @coarse bear's reputation again

its dru
📚 alois trancy
A [strawberry poptart] in [bootyshorts]
🥳
in what

📚 bootyshorts
it's when [girls] decides to become [sluts]
?????
They're the
📚 strawberry poptart crotch
a crotch that has such a bad [razor burn], then when it is shaved again, it starts to bleed. which can also be notified as a strawberry [poptart] crotch with red [sprinkles].
this expression can be used for male and female. but for African-Americans, the term is blueberry poptart crotch. also with red sprinkles. penis & vagina
Rly short shorts
hmm

so many mutuals with alex
🤔
Who is that
@placid sail friends?
Wot
@coarse bear is this fish sausage?
"playing league of legends" yeah dont touch that kek
Cock fish
RPG my beloved
Fish's sausage, but sure
Lol?
I hate opposing force
Who tf got Facebook notifs
you stupid
fish sticks dicks


WHAT

hi charon
ambatkum

Y'all getting notifications?
javelin or chad rpg against helis?
🎂
👁️👄👁️
what
ITS THE GUY, ITS FREEMAN
Flop against heli
My Co pilot was blasting napalm sticks to kids while they were dropping frags out of the helicopter and shooting out of the door
hiiii :3
He said quote on quote
how are you goober
about to stream
what gaem
pretty good vacation spot
weird, I thought I added you already
sure

is the colony dead already
warthunder 
Just Surrea left (so just about)
what happened to quinn?
I hate dark souls
he says playing stalcraft
and tarkov
ganna play max payne 1
i dont play either
Just surrea left for now.
anymore
youve spent money on both too
i didnt spend money
why is everyone misspelling my name!!!
on stalcraft
gonna stop playing before i ruin my sleep schedule grinding rimworld
surgae
good night mister american
rimsomniac
rimming

good question
that gets you addicted to meth
@glad carbon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2_BnCOWPM
Factorio, very powerful digital crack™. Handle dangerous substance with extreme care. Probably the most addictive game to ever grace this terrible planet. I would recommend purchasing this game for extended eyeball stimulation.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/martincitopants
VOD channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChp9HmpAUJx2352TFlgaZdw
Twi...
best person ever
to explain factorio
lame and gae
when the @placid sail hits
@grizzled meadow (the gym master) overlooking his helper team (fucking slaves)

idk
i thought this was abiotic for a second
amogus
why would i preorder a shit cod game
you bought unheard
cod hasn't produced anything good since bo3

we should zombies sometime
preordering is like CBT without the fun
when i have more cd space
why do you wanna pre-order games
i dont know why people do
you dont even get anything cool anymore
just don't pre-order games
its like 3 skins for a character that you dont use since its not even a cool tactical looking guy
for
unless pre order is like, same price but gives you an extra zombies map on release, it aint worth it
its like a really bad idea if the game comes out bad and or something u don't like
just don't pre-order
the 100$ pre order is such a scam
yes lord captain
heres the 40$ battlepass :D you save 10$ and uhmmm now you gotta grind the game a ton to get the most out of that saved money
rugs belong on the FLOOR
For the truth to set in motion, it only takes one tiny moment of life. We all have our own true desires, needs, passions and longings deep down within us, and are afraid to set it free, to show it to the rest of the world, 'cause there is a fear of rejection, disgrace, so than we would be left all alone. But, there is one major person to who we ...
you've never encountered any slav's or middle eastern's dwelling haven't you
what am I looking at
the yoinky sploinky
would but too lazy to reorganize my mod list 💀
i have a habit of adding mods without deleting the old ones so it keeps piling up
but nothing an "Unsubscribe to all" couldn't fix
i tried to make my game vr but on mouse and keyboard but it was very underwhelming
I got told off in offtopics for making this joke but with a bus and whipeprsnappers so imma just post it here
Hi
I cut myself while boiling water 
You can either cut it into small cubes and eat it like a posh upper class
keep the seed as a pet
I can grow more friends with it
I choose to do the latter
lvl 1 cooking lookin ahh
oh actually on the topic of mangoes
do you also eat the seed
"seed"
idk what you call it in english, we call it Pelok
suck on it
very hairy tho
irl sims 4 character
Well, the first one of these I did is already the most viewed video on my channel, and that's reason enough to make another, but i also really enjoy making memes, so here we go!
some good flesh is still there, waste not want not
how
hi farfalla
Counterpoint, fashionframe exists and you get to play dress up
hewwoooo
I spilled the boiled water on myself and jerked the hand into a nearby knife
these nvgs are ASS
something something fart fella
am sick irl 😵💫
unfortunate
actual irl sims 4 character holy shit
I dont think dipping your eyeballs in radioactive waste to make them glow counts as NVGs
the pain from the boiled water is surprisingly long lasting 
dip it in boiling water again to cauterize it
Is your name murphy or something
jesus
its all I got
hehehe i missed out on partying but decided to at least be productive and do some extra housework xdd
listen it happens
next you're gonna burn your kitchen down making PB&J
Yeah, to you
roombamaxxing 
Strigoi Snicket: A Series of Unfortunate Events
i nearly chopped my pointer finger off using a cleaver so krill issue as the zoomers call it
who let him cook
uh I was fighting over a lead pencil in my elementary and the pencil got stuck around half a centimetre from my eyeballs and the graphite got stuck there
is that a skill issue or another zoomer terminology
in my defense that shit is MY pencil
we burning the house down with this one 👀💪💯
Human soul trapped in this bunny for sure
he looks tired
I feel like my fingers got a bit fatter from boiling
Suspiciously human gaze
bro is cooking himself
natural selection
Hii
hey at least you get to wear a cool eye patch
hi
why is he like that
my cooking would leave even gordon ramsey speechless
Abbit
Human soul but in a bunny
IQ: 0
look
it was MY pencil
I aint gonna let some two bit thug steal it
bro is definitely thinking thoughts
I assume animals can think and feel just like us. idk why it's become common sense that they can not 
Because we are oppressing them. 2034 dog pride month here we come 🏳️🌈
Its like the last day of class today and my teacher just put on the alvin and the chipmunks movie
for fucks sake
Im going to fucking kill myself
goldfish on steroids
We're 30 seconds in and i already cant stand their voices
what game is that
the UI is vaguely half-life but somewhat off
opposing forces
Looks like half life opposing force
and 
i think
strongest brainfarter cook
Half Life: Opposing Force
you play as one of the HECU, in this one
after that time I cut myself making coffee and brainfart laughed at me I think I fell under some sort of curse
👁🗨 👁🗨
👃
💋
One time my father dropped a knife on his foot and cut himself without realizing while making food and he just left a trail of bloody footprints without noticing 
Dunno how my bloodline has made it this far, we aren't the brightest
how are you still alive
gotta be diabetes or something to make his foot THAT numb holy 
hah, that happened to my dad too 
only it slid past his knee causing a cut
next level resilience 
He also one time sperged out while driving on a snowy road and said "hey (my brother's name), dont do this" and drove right into a fucking stop sign
I still dont know why he did that
bro think he in jackass
bruh
I think its that he lost control and realized it but from our perspective it seemed like he did it intentionally
schizo

That Or he was listening to his intrusive thoughts lmao
was it in Finish?
would explain alot actually
No, sadly we're 'muricans 😔
even worse
Alabama
My dad side is pretty much mostly hillbillies so it checks out
He has a story of when he was young, his uncle would give him farm animals as pets, and one year he got a pig, but what he didn't know was this one wasn't to be a pet but rather food once it grows up, so one day at a family gathering he came outside to the gathering just to see his uncle take out his handgun and cobain his pet pig in front of everyone
Ratta
50 bmg ratshot
real skaven hours
!ockdown
check for ratkin race during next rimworld sesh
wardens here
!cockdown
!cockdown
fuck you ♻️ for we typed at the same time
Clearly I did first
Biggest skill issue I've ever fucking seen
he's definitely buying a red durag rn
Why is he wearing a BK crown anyways? 
already wearing that red mask
I'm talking about this delight guy
p!weebsh lick
i like blue more than red 
hey delight can you ban people
!catbomb
p!weebsh lick
not too fond of politics
nope
sadge


smash

damn, that's an old one, totally random stranger
who is posting those licks
Kill your family tonight
devious lick

Better question, why don't you have a BK crown?
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I dont want to get guillotine'd ok?
A GOD DAMN BANANA
THERE IS A BANANA 3???????

fanum tax to you too my sigmar
Anyone here play darkwood?
i peed myslef
genuinely the only scary top down shooter ever made
I found out recently once you get good enough weapon you dont even need to hide, i have an upgraded axe and a shotgun and i am making everything my victim
One of the scariest games ever imo on my first playthrough, but now im playing the doomslayer in it
It's polish
🇵🇱
hell yea, i even killed the wolf man to get his gun too
i am back
no wonder theres furries in it
You killed the wolf man
? He's my favorite character
Sigmar balls
you can kill wolf man?
I will always murder countless innocents to make him happy
@green schooner
Yep, you can kill any npc i think
early game is possible(but very difficult without good weapons) but there's a mission further on where you two duke it out, can't spoil too much now
hello there
we can be 69?
me and who
Delightful
Memememememe
me
massive talent was a really fun movie
I dont even hide at night anymore, i actively stand outside at night in the swamps to draw attention to myself and murder everything, nothing takes more than two hits to kill with an upgraded axe, and if i get overwhelmed i have a shotgun which is insanely op
I was first hahahaha KILL YOURSELF
my balls are heavy
First time i saw a gator monster i didn't run away, i just ran up to it an one shot it with a shotgun
tho
Showing the forest why humans are the apex predator
entire game is basically EU matrix
I have insane vertigo
Chingatu Madre?
pinche callete puta
bait used to be believable
Just joined chat and have no other context beyond you are just a fucking swamp man with an axe
I'm not scrolling up to find context either
Remember when bait was actually bait
tiktok watermark 
honestly though why would you thats sick as hell
swamp man with axe
we lost him
DARK SOULS 3 
REAL
Just make sure to get indoors before sundown if you ever find youself in the swamps of Louisiana
HUNT SHOWDOWN 
random swamp puppy encounter
would.
my god honest recommendation is just dont find yourself in the swamps of Louisiana
Fuck that thing
I LOVE GETTING ONESHOT BY BUSH CAMPERS USING THE SPARKS RAAAAAAAHHHH
fuck you
I LOVE SOLO HUNTERS REVIVING THEMSELVES 40 TIMES 
hes great
kinda cute ngl
little guy
I LOVE MY DUMBASS FRIEND DISCONNECTING MID MISSION WHILE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPEN FIELD 
I remember making someone beg for their lives on that game with my friend and then killing them anyways
I wish hunt showdown had pve
ok real shit for a sec tho, yall think big beetles like this are cute?
Hunt is fun though, probably the most 'casual' extract shooter, but that's not a bad thing, feels high stakes without making me want to kill people with hammers
No
they are cute in pictures
hunt showdown isnt really a pve game, none of the enemies are a danger, they are just obstacles
never played hsd but the automatic moist nugget goes hard
Agreed, such a cool setting, would make for a good campaign
👋
The fire ones are
im planning on getting one as a pet some time.
And then you got mister cole over here
"She in my phone with a nickname, it's- it's grippy!"
Exclusively see them when I'm fighting someone else and they come and molest me
insh'aIIah I will stone you
is discord slow for anyone else here too?
no
This song goes so fucking hard
not any more than the usual no
Hm
post it
They are sometimes, but real talk, why the fuck are there so many types of beatles, they account for 40% of all animal species
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Carry On · Bobby Caldwell
Carry On
℗ A Polydor Records Release; ℗ 1982 UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 1982-01-01
Producer, Associated Performer, Vocals, Guitar: Bobby Caldwell
Composer Lyricist: Bobby Caldwell
Auto-generated by YouTube.
i know right? fucked up
lotta them arent all that cool either
eh, guess we'll never hear it
our final evolution
nah thats crabs
You gotta want to hear it shit ain't for the weak
sold
To be fair some are pretty sick, like the one which has built in pepper spray
the bombardier beetle is fucking wild
absolute menace of a creature
inb4 the octopi move out into space before us
Damn
Soldier of god beetle
Lovecraftian horror
alright, it's not bad 
CARRRY OOON 
i think its a Men At Work kinda waking up today.
I swear every week I look at this and it's slightly more fucked and insane looking
Amazed that thing looks like it drives straight
on his way to los santos customs chill out blud
lol
the walmart shopping cart with a fucked up front wheel would outrun this thing
Looks ai generated
High-key
the funny thing is that its not
8k on Facebook marketplace
Who drew it
Ai can't be that autistic
Defaultz, they do a lot of art for a merch brand
and that brand does some neat shit like skateboard decks
Never heard of them
i hadnt either till my friend showed me it TBH
Green onion tasty
Don't know why it's called green onion when it looks nothing like an onion
yknow thats actually a question ive had for a while too
true
And it's called chives too
Well why are apples called apple and not red
Or green
Eating a burger wit no honey mustard
apparently they're called Scallions technically speaking
🤝
this is what turns scrambled eggs into ambrosia
Scallions and chives are not thesame
not that fucking song
Kendrick took Drake's rap bending away 
I love green onion too, it frustrates my family because whenever we have a meal with them availible i take way to much without realizing it
Fr
Shame I have it so rarely
same 😔
How y'all cook your eggs?
raw
Had to join the work discord 
ghost writers managed to escape his basement, he's on his own now
doggin
I cook em over medium every time
Charcoal black
medium rare
so apparently green onions are technically called Scallions, and they are actually a type of onion, just not the type that do the big bulb thing
Never changed pfp so quickly
bro this is so fucking real lmao
I freeze them, then crush it into pieces and eat it like shaved ice 
the work discord? bruh are you working for a minecraft youtuber or someshit
Ofc you do
Bro I saw a video on insta reels of a spinning wine glass holding the liquid in it and people were commenting that's why we don't fly off the earth
people do not know what the fuck gravity is
i throw a bunch of shredded cheese, a splash of cream, and a couple spoonfulls of this smoky chipotle stuff ive got in the fridge into a bowl with 4 eggs and mix that shit then cook it in a pan.
Don't
I'll be into it 🥴
Or spring onion
yep
Usually I make an omelet and grab ham and cheese and make a fire ass sandwich
NGL i didnt know that they actually are a type of onion till now
good way to do it.
It's all green and long who gives a fuck
honestly yeah
That's way more complex than I though, sounds nice tho
hardboiled
Make the omelete put cheese in it and fold it
Shits heavenly
I usually make something I invented semi-french omelet
my knowledge of veggies and other such plants that go in food basically amounts to "it looks like this and tastes pretty good when you put it in this recipe"
lol
They call me the sandwich
its basically scrambled eggs with two extra steps and way more flavor
takes like 5 minutes all done
the fabled meat castle
Eggs beaten with salt and pepper, made like scrambled eggs before fully set, heat off, spread out on the pan, grated cheese on one half, leave for a minute and then fold in half
sounds real nice
It is
instructions unclear need a new house now
Man, when i was little dantdm, stampy, and popularmmos had a chokehold on me, i would watch their stuff non-stop
@solar obsidian listen to My Flame from Bobby caldwell
shocking people actually eat
I need to figure out some breakfast/lunch sandwiches for work
Wild.
Or just start to make them for that matter
i only eat 1 meal a day so cooking is stress free
Schizophrenic racist talking 🗣️ 🔥
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shoulda ket the law out

I should have
i wish i had something to suggest here but i feel like anything i'd suggest gets a big soggy by lunch
Shoulda shot it at them
Never would have seen it coming
sandwich?
let me throw this shit in
I just ate it
its fire
im killing youtube
for not letting me play videos
bookmarking this for later use
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this is why when the apocalypse happens you are gonna be exiled into the barren wasteland with nothing but a cloth covering your private parts mota
:(
when the long winter comes, you will not survive it, and i will not extend a hand to aid you.
bruh
If you had chinese citizenship I would start yapping about the tiananmen square massacre rn
🖕
just noticed charon got rejected from brainfart then was annoying enough in offtopic to get sent back 
the grindset is real
Argh argh argh argh 🤣
too cold to hold too autistic to handle
you not the krabs
takeshi69 ahh gun shots
Wjhy
I'm having fun with system shock since it's slow paced and easy and enemies just let me shoot them in the head 
I don't know why I just randomly got reminded of I have no mouth but I must scream
holy fuck, true






