🎪bruh-fart

[atomic crane]

Congrats

[atomic crane]

Haha I bet you felt 10 pounds lighter after dumping that load

[crude canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-15864401401309874112

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress-2-jane-doe-soldier-gif-5823670898662900142

[atomic crane]

My friend said babies come out in the potty

[pastel quartz]

imagine pushing bowling balls out your ass

2 of them

[atomic crane]

I push them in but yeah

Training

[crude canyon]

Based
Relatable

[civic panther]

emesis blue is a masterpiece

[crude canyon]

It was pretty good

[civic panther]

and saxxys dont exist anymore
shame

[pastel quartz]

push them out and you experiencing giving birth

[atomic crane]

What goes in must come out

[crude canyon]

Thanks, will try it!

[crude canyon]

Nevermind that was a mistake

[toxic sundial]

You guys should get a job

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @fading shuttle

@fresh rose

@ruby minnow

[civic panther]

go to college right out of highschool
no student debt, because good scholarships
master in something, apply for job that recquires/asks for that specific master
get email back
look inside
"you need 10 years experience"

[toxic sundial]

Did you steal a water heater

??

[stone blade]

nah

it was outside on the street next to the garbage containers

[toxic sundial]

Right so

Stolen

[civic panther]

that's what those in the know call "free shit"

[toxic sundial]

Fell off the back of a truck

[toxic sundial]

Skill issue

[civic panther]

if it's not inside of a trashbag, but next to the garbage cans on the curb, then it is a sacrifice for the lesser

[grizzled meadow]

we are looking for someone who will put shit on a shelf
Finally, I can send an application
2-3 years experience required

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[slender rock]

Fucking sun bright as fucj

[civic panther]

and highschool just ended, so most of the local jobs where i am are getting taken up by all the recent graduates, of which i am one of

[toxic sundial]

Legends tell of the mighty Joward Bince who "acquired" a vacuum chamber from an MIT lab and proceeded to brew a righteous sugar wine within it

[pastel quartz]

told ya

[solar obsidian]

singlehandedly killed all the vampires in this server

[fading shuttle]

Wrong

[civic panther]

good thing the military takes in pretty much everyone
life hack
get a 75 or higher on ASVAB in america
look for army jobs that have high signing bonus, do that
profit 15 years later when they finally decide to give it to you

[solar obsidian]

damn

[fading shuttle]

I'm still here

[solar obsidian]

@fading shuttle, my cock has blood

[fading shuttle]

With my sensitive to UV ray eyes

[fading shuttle]

Gae

[solar obsidian]

[grizzled meadow]

Always a 10/10 banger

[toxic sundial]

15.5 hour shift today

[grizzled meadow]

The fuck kinda job do you have

[toxic sundial]

Private security

[green schooner]

rookie

numbers Fr

[toxic sundial]

Baldco don't you know the weekend before last I did a 19 hour shift

: )

I was bitching here the entire time

[grizzled meadow]

Digital or "in person"?

[green schooner]

Go join the army and do a 24 hour duty post

[grizzled meadow]

I think I read something about it

[green schooner]

have fun doing that

[pale ingot]

every day i have a 24 hour shift of being AWESOME (retarded)

[green schooner]

We know

[toxic sundial]

In person

[fading shuttle]

he works at the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY

[toxic sundial]

Yeah that

Where they crush my balls

I mean don't get me wrong I agreed to do the shift

[tidal trellis]

(retarded)

[toxic sundial]

I'm just gonna bitch the entire time

[tidal trellis]

I think we can tell

[crude canyon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xup6UnjpfeQ

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-havent-we-killed-this-mf-kill-this-mf-kill-this-guy-ban-this-guy-mf-die-gif-18236210805183010444

[solar obsidian]

me

[tidal trellis]

also me

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pixiz-word-collage-keep-calm-and-love-yourself-gif-2511052042809002918

[tidal trellis]

stupid kat

[remote vine]

penis hands

[pastel quartz]

he put the new forgis on the jeep

[toxic sundial]

Jeeps are shitty vehicles don't buy jeeps

[fresh rose]

[prisma quiver]

Hi

[tidal trellis]

hello

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/islam-allah-quran-muslim-alhumdulillah-gif-17648952

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/glitter-force-starry-night-stars-twinkle-twinkle-little-stars-gif-15719679

[tidal trellis]

not possible, not hairless

[tidal trellis]

this is the moment strelok said: "This is really, the shadow of chernobyl"

[eager igloo]

Me

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/960525688937525258/image0-484.gif

fuck. post too cringe. brainfart gone silent

[tidal trellis]

my ears

fuck you

[pale ingot]

twink cant listen to loud noises!!! haha

[tidal trellis]

I'm not hairless

thus i can't be

hell do u mean clueless mf

we've been trying to fix it

its not enough

[drowsy solstice]

Source?

[pale ingot]

i dont think anything we can do as civillians can impact global warming in a noticeable way

[solar obsidian]

everybody is so mean 2 me 💔

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-pear-butt-gif-11943060

[final rose]

"trying" no bruh you brain washed
no one trying

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/rVJqjb7gPw.jpg

[final rose]

maybe

[inland jackal]

[toxic sundial]

Zero chemical salad

[pale ingot]

thats real shit

[slender rock]

Emiru is pretty based

she's right about the voice thing...though

sometimes genetics like yeah fuck you. have soft voice and hurts to speak up or takes a lot of effort to project voice

[dreamy flax]

@heavy wadi (osaquan) has been banned for reason: Did not comply

[pale ingot]

amazing

[drowsy solstice]

?

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/goobysart-speech-bubble-boykisser-mauzymice-anti-furry-gif-6769248524556738224

[solar obsidian]

konichiwa, my [redacted]

[eager igloo]

Fuck I had speaker on

[slender rock]

how did that miss

HOW

[pale ingot]

toilet skibidi ✋

[tidal trellis]

do not

[fleet silo]

I will take my salad chemical positive please

[tidal trellis]

welp I can't play minecraft so gamma time

[storm stream]

thats's why you got gats?

[fleet silo]

Do you like terraria?

[tidal trellis]

never played it

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245307264210960496/OptimizedToilet.gif

[toxic sundial]

Well I had gats beforehand I am American

[storm stream]

based and understandable.
but unfortunately there are the other kind of americans

[fleet silo]

I love it personally. The bosses are super fun, and it has a high difficulty scaling. Makes it rewarding to figure stuff out. Yet, not so overly complex that it takes years to master.

[tidal trellis]

win for u

[toxic sundial]

Californians 🤮

[storm stream]

which state are you from?

[toxic sundial]

One of the cool ones

[storm stream]

[fleet silo]

You should give it a shot! Plus the game developer likes to sprinkle in references to other games everywhere. It's seriously cool! 😄

[toxic sundial]

Probably Alaska

[solar obsidian]

eatin lasagne rn

literally garfield

[lunar brook]

Why is tbk in cheap game ad mode

[tidal trellis]

if im not lazy, sure

[storm stream]

arizona? colorado?

[fleet silo]

You can do it! Get some food, grab a drink and go for it! 😄 it's a great game imo. However, just have a good day!

[toxic sundial]

Speaking of California it's really interesting that governors and mayors can simply revoke your constitutional rights simply "because"

Very neat

Cool and based

[fleet silo]

I used to live in AZ, I just moved.

[storm stream]

Deelite

[tidal trellis]

you remind me much of myself but thank you

[fleet silo]

Just trying to be positive. Most of the time my brain is fried from the course I'm taking. Legit smoke stacks lmao

[tidal trellis]

I too am overly positive

[prisma quiver]

Twink

[severe sequoia]

Uh huh

[prisma quiver]

I'm not clicking that 💀

Hey spice

Skibidi toilet ✋

It is 😭

[prisma quiver]

What the link lead to

I am not trying to click on an ip grabber today

[remote vine]

Goatse

[prisma quiver]

It's either a rickroll or an ip grabber

Or both

[severe sequoia]

probably a rickroll

[tidal trellis]

I'm not hairless bro can you read

[prisma quiver]

Hairless ape

We're all hairless apes lil bro

[severe sequoia]

What do you mean ""

[prisma quiver]

Human brian

[inland jackal]

[pale ingot]

reading the scp wiki out of boredom

[solar obsidian]

but fr what that link is?

[slender rock]

rickroll

[solar obsidian]

try not to post sus links without contenxt pls

[final rose]

lowtiergod

wth

this how u start your morning spice?

lowtiergod

being lowtiergod

[prisma quiver]

Hightierhuman

[final rose]

if you post the whole vid from youtube will you get banned

[grizzled meadow]

💥

[tidal trellis]

man I love dynamic anomalies my favorite

[pale ingot]

god i love stalking

[tidal trellis]

stalking people

[prisma quiver]

I love stalking women at night haha

[solar obsidian]

woman 🫵

[prisma quiver]

What

[severe sequoia]

I can hear the PC fans taking off like a jet in this image

[tidal trellis]

it was running it just fine

[severe sequoia]

My PC certainly doesn't enjoy running Anomaly

[lunar brook]

🫵 he knows where you live 🫵

[prisma quiver]

Better call Saul 👉 👉

[remote vine]

what's the word saying

[placid sail]

household goods

[remote vine]

bbc spam is mossad and furry spam is fsb

[lost tartan]

yep

remember

[placid sail]

гоооооол

[lost tartan]

The BBC spam tends to stop/slow down when a certain region is getting bombed

[remote vine]

what's the deal with slavs and furries

[lost tartan]

maybe its one thing get got right

[naive bison]

Many delinquents who weren’t beaten as kids

[placid sail]

I don't think there's some special connection between slavs and furries, it's most likely inspired by some western (porn) image

[lost tartan]

hey I live near a population center, the average woman I see on the street looks so bad a Femboy is unironically more attractive

[pale ingot]

that look hard.

[lost tartan]

so furries are not a jump

[remote vine]

I'm bringing this up again

[solar obsidian]

@lyric horizon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930231166525657139/1246656666187862026/y2mate.com_-_20_years_in_the_gyat_when_that_pricks_face_when_he_saw_the_480p.mov?ex=66631dbe&is=6661cc3e&hm=20b2add73e96755626a4ce071d6394b7feb220a4ea90f3c876bb7addb9ca3e2b&

[tawny plaza]

Furaffinity's second largest source of traffic is the Russian Federation, so...

[placid sail]

gadget is a bit of a special case, at least in mordor. many people here grew up or saw chip n dale in their childhood/youth

[lyric horizon]

Yeee, i can enjoy some sopranos memes now

[placid sail]

so

let's say it left...

[remote vine]

so you want to fuck cartoon rat

[placid sail]

a lasting impression on young psyche

[lyric horizon]

Also, delighty

Sopranos has a moment where they were selling fiber optic wires

does the meme come from sopranos?

[solar obsidian]

that explains his obsession with rats

[placid sail]

I for one wasn't indoctrinated properly into chip n dale cult

[solar obsidian]

@eager igloo, hide

[remote vine]

uh huh

[solar obsidian]

yup

[lyric horizon]

lmao

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/690893126558154762/1248360780554960927/IMG_2956.png?ex=66636213&is=66621093&hm=e66376421645c8e633cd4cf63ee0fe826c5e67b0967d2d1fbcf38f3e7944798b&

[solar obsidian]

iirc its the episode where chris gets shot for the 1st time

[lyric horizon]

Yep

||His death was fucking sad, dude||

||Thats why i love that episode||

||everyone mourning him except tony||

[lusty sonnet]

there's still time to be indoctrinated

[solar obsidian]

||chris should've died long ago||

but it was built good

[remote vine]

that's a symptom and not the cause

[lyric horizon]

||He would have died in season 1 if Tony found out he sold drugs to meadow||

[naive bison]

He’s so fucking cool

[solar obsidian]

probably yeah

[lyric horizon]

||And the way he suffocated him, he couldnt do shit about his death, chris||

||Tony is terrifying ||

[tawny plaza]

It's just a really funny stat.

[tidal trellis]

cat

but of course

[inland jackal]

Dilated pupils is the worst feeling

Light makes you get headaches

[tidal trellis]

how does it feel?

[inland jackal]

Screens give headaches

Its all blurry

Gn

[tidal trellis]

goodnight

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

hello twinkle

[tidal trellis]

bruh..

ouch

[prisma quiver]

black opps 2

[narrow lotus]

we are helldiving busy

also @edgy abyss

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-i-was-always-there-humpty-dumpty-alexander-puss-gif-27400177

[pastel quartz]

iedy demote when?

[prisma quiver]

When you KILL YOURSELF ❄️

Damn

Wrong emoji

😓

[pastel quartz]

phat L

[final rose]

He is back

[prisma quiver]

Ohhh

Hey tree

I didn't even recognize you

[fleet silo]

There was no way that was real. It has to be satire

[final rose]

Wise tree

Where were you

[prisma quiver]

Hell

[final rose]

Long time no see

[prisma quiver]

long time no tree

HAHAHAH

[final rose]

Believable

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161074814283423829/1199407574039138395/thats_enough_man.gif

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1248364912305246318/people_on_spongebob_exploding_for_no_reason..._480p.mov?ex=666365ec&is=6662146c&hm=4559f45b6ec6f97252ada2912b740a13bae77d62ad86199ccdac27aad272bbf9&

[prisma quiver]

Tree you missed a lot

Flop came out as a gae twink

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-cum-pumping-iron-gif-20813248

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[final rose]

Stop it
Get some help

[remote vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245045030612238416/gggg.gif

[pastel quartz]

I don't need help I can do it by myself

[tidal trellis]

where you been tree

[final rose]

No this is not what i-

KYS

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1248368063452151858/Cat_with_the_knife_1.jpg?ex=666368db&is=6662175b&hm=003db4fdcb6034a6dfbe63f3029043a9a652460d72f4bd8a360bece89065d33c&

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-happy-thug-hunter-excited-gif-25182939

[livid pond]

wake up babe is joeyy hours

[stone blade]

all day

in the living room

in the kitcen

everywhere

[prisma quiver]

Damn bro this shit is fire 🔥

Let's put it out 🔥 🧯

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/white-boy-dancing-nasty-girl-i've-been-a-nastea-girl-match-my-freak-gif-13224383431511168542

[prisma quiver]

S'all good, man.

[stone blade]

I ain't irish but my money Dublin 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 💯 💯 💯

[prisma quiver]

Get the carbomb

[stone blade]

built?

your ancestors build grass huts

[prisma quiver]

Past tense of build

[placid sail]

I am sorry that I'm enabling the worst part of you possible

[stone blade]

I don't like you.

you annoy me.

[prisma quiver]

I like you

[tidal trellis]

they got iedy

[stone blade]

gey

[prisma quiver]

I am totally a woman

And you should gift me nitro

[stone blade]

ye ye

and I'm a black lesbian

[prisma quiver]

You are?

Damn we are twins

fr

[stone blade]

frfr

[prisma quiver]

Fir

[stone blade]

found in raid

anytime for you

[prisma quiver]

For israel

[stone blade]

you know

I got that gyatt

[prisma quiver]

Kill yourself

@stone blade Russia?

[stone blade]

net

[prisma quiver]

Romania?

Drake probably asks for grade instead of age

[storm stream]

My twitter feed is full of Zelenskyy arriving in Normandy and meeting veterans

[prisma quiver]

BBL ivan

[slender rock]

one of the two vtubers I can stand

[pale ingot]

whats the other

[slender rock]

because FUCKING FELT BRO

smaller channel, they use TTS though

[pale ingot]

drop the name bro i dont care

[slender rock]

they do gmod programming and other indy games

hold on

it's a set of numbers

[pale ingot]

[slender rock]

7192 or numbers

https://www.youtube.com/c/7192Channel

[pale ingot]

white haired cat vtuber/

ok found it before you then

[slender rock]

yes

yeah

[pale ingot]

yeah

uhhuh

[slender rock]

they're chill

[pale ingot]

didnt take you for a vtuber tolerator

[slender rock]

I've sat in her stream on ty (numbers) the chat was chill

[fresh rose]

this is somehow worse than what alex sends

what the fuck

[slender rock]

that is what alex sends

[pale ingot]

alex sent that first. i took it from him

[prisma quiver]

Vtubers are cringe asf bruh

[pale ingot]

[prisma quiver]

Watching pngs play games

😭

[pale ingot]

what if its 3d models..

[prisma quiver]

Watching 3d models play games

[pale ingot]

revolutionary

dont you think

[pastel quartz]

do you guys like mice

and/or rats

[slender rock]

most of the larger ones yes

but the people using that to do streaming for fun or small community and keep their privacy and shit

I can get that

[pale ingot]

i watch vtubers because i am deprived of love

[pastel quartz]

you should watch anime instead for the same reason but because it's more interesting

[prisma quiver]

EveryONE

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/0Sl5-Cl6LOo?si=T6jaxdcnWfnqzMaH

[pale ingot]

i read manga instead

fuck anime!!1!!

[slender rock]

I had 2.5 years of that, LDR it was terrible, probably shouldn't have kept it going as long it had but it was a new thing. so i mean

[pastel quartz]

I should re-read Claymore soon

[slender rock]

depends

[keen jetty]

based soulfly enjoyer

[stone blade]

only thing I read willfully is the cheese label in teh store @narrow lotus

[pale ingot]

claymore goes pretty hard

[prisma quiver]

Streaming also sucks

If they're gaming atleast

SAME WITH LETSPLAYS

I HATE ALL OF EM

You are pretty much getting cucked when playing other people play games

[slender rock]

it's kinda been done to death now

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818779819000725511/1245050253669957753/idontwantpeace.gif

[slender rock]

but it pays for some

so

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1UwwbPgKGOoSbqqHm9Xxzn?si=847088848ee04eb0

[slender rock]

it's just a profitible market man

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to blurredlogic916

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[stone blade]

God damn

[pastel quartz]

I can't decide what's worse giving money to streamers or giving money to onlyfans thots

[stone blade]

I forgot how hard soulfly went

[prisma quiver]

Who is it

[slender rock]

yes mota

[stone blade]

10/10 band

[slender rock]

I

[stone blade]

I'll TELL YOU WAHT

[prisma quiver]

You cut yo hair?

[keen jetty]

real, underrated nu metal band tbh

[stone blade]

PAYING OVER 6 EUROS FOR CHEESE IN TEH STORE

and

PAYING OVER 3 LEVA FOR MILK

ALO

[slender rock]

yeah I got fed up with the long hair for a bit

[pastel quartz]

Cheese..?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/heyy-how-you-doin-i-want-you-gif-19171056

[slender rock]

might go shorter...

[prisma quiver]

Awesome man

[stone blade]

nahhhh

[slender rock]

been a long time

[stone blade]

yes dumbass

you can't read?

[pale ingot]

yeah its aight

[pastel quartz]

fmm iti iau cascavalu de pe pula si iti dau cu el pe la bot

zi si tu @narrow lotus

[stone blade]

yes Love you too pula mea

[pale ingot]

WHAT

[slender rock]

I've had this short before but this was...2012? 2011?

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

mortii ma tii Mă piș pe mormântul bunicii tale

[narrow lotus]

tarantula pe la coaie pe la pula

[pastel quartz]

[stone blade]

I know htis one

I KNOW THAT ONE

[slender rock]

that was the stronget fucking dabeeetus inducing rockstars ever

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Romanian, Moldavian, Moldovan (română)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

fmm I'll take the cheese off your dick and put it on your muzzle

[slender rock]

what the fuck

[pale ingot]

bot in this case means mouth

[stone blade]

Mănâncă brânza mea de sculă și întinde-o pe pâine prăjită @pastel quartz @narrow lotus

❤️

[pale ingot]

not muzzle. although that would be the direct translation

[stone blade]

yes

[slender rock]

I had it cut like last month

it's already growing out

[pastel quartz]

so nasty wtf

[stone blade]

strigoi I'm sorry

[slender rock]

but my fucking hair is thin as shit so

[stone blade]

this is normal greeting here

[prisma quiver]

I used to have long hair but I cut it aswell

[stone blade]

damn

we're not twins

[narrow sorrel]

romanian using all the wild accents of the latin alphabet

[stone blade]

mine is down to my waist

[pastel quartz]

how can bulgurii normally greet each other withot starting a fist fight

[prisma quiver]

Bros a woman

[pale ingot]

i fuck wit death metal now.

[stone blade]

we never actually mean it

[pale ingot]

been listening to real shit

[stone blade]

I can tell my friends or coworkers

go sit on my dads dick

[slender rock]

no just a classic metal head

[stone blade]

and they're like ayyyy wadupp man

[prisma quiver]

Ah

[stone blade]

and we dap each other

[slender rock]

when you cut your hair you either become prog or metallica during the load, st anger era

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/edmogaming-edmo-meanwhile-in-norway-gif-18399818

[slender rock]

perhaps AJFA

[stone blade]

as of now

[slender rock]

idk

[stone blade]

only iedy knows how I look like

[slender rock]

forget when

[slender rock]

I know what you look like

🙂

[stone blade]

yes but you remember the old look of me

[prisma quiver]

I do aswell

[stone blade]

not right now

[narrow sorrel]

ski infantry

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883705851922219038/1248361893962322102/submarine.png?ex=6663631c&is=6662119c&hm=850c1bee3f8f024c92af35c5c06e66c4b5a0a4c9b095f0c39e2b5ef381772cd6&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=484&height=668

ai art

hatred

[slender rock]

still remember faces brotherrrr

:))

[stone blade]

ok

[prisma quiver]

Storming the sea 🗣️ 🔥

[stone blade]

I will be visiting your car tonight to pump gas from it

❤️

[pale ingot]

DEEPWOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[slender rock]

I don't have a car

:))

[tidal trellis]

I remembered why I don't like cheese burgers, cause I had one just now and I felt super nauseous

[narrow sorrel]

beaches of normandy when the allies were leaving

[pale ingot]

you're too weak to eat a burger

the twink of twinks

[tidal trellis]

not burgers but just cheese

[slender rock]

too much meat

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/strong-left-deepwoken-agamatsu-roblox-gif-27369833

[tidal trellis]

my stomach full on did not like it

[slender rock]

haha

meat

[pale ingot]

lactose intolerant? thats a twink trait

[slender rock]

lol

[stone blade]

BRO CANT EAT CHEESE

he will not survive 5 minutes in Bulgaria walahi

[pale ingot]

you would die in the medieval era lilbro

[narrow sorrel]

I shouldn't eat cheese but I do

[tidal trellis]

doubt its that cause I can intake some dairy products

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/genesis-evangelion-neon-movie-end-gif-22191808

[tidal trellis]

but cheese and I do not mix

[pale ingot]

sure buddy

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-weak-wimp-weak-sauce-weak-cant-handle-it-gif-13750035

[narrow sorrel]

can you handle paneer?

[stone blade]

damn I forgot kreator were a band

I've listened to

so much fucking slam metal

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030729004167279/1247983454671343740/image.png?ex=6663542a&is=666202aa&hm=0ef0e79359e4bbad2e36df41603cb5b2fb586e03a3dde047b6e349e32c4acfa7&

[pale ingot]

drop me some... songs.........

[stone blade]

if my metal music doesn't sound like explosions and diarhea its not heavy enough

[tidal trellis]

never heard of it so I doubt I tried it thus I don't know

[zealous elm]

i would perish in a month without chees

[slender rock]

metal cans being beaten on by an aluminium basball bat

[stone blade]

as a Bulgarian , I"m done in liek 3

[stone blade]

no that's black metal

[zealous elm]

90% of my body weight is aldi trappist cheese

[slender rock]

I mean

[stone blade]

slam metal is different

[tidal trellis]

you implying you'd survive

[slender rock]

mm fair

[pale ingot]

slipknot type beat (literally)

[stone blade]

here you go guys

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6nkLLyGG2AVrcPQ2c1Htmo?si=94225b8dc65d4ad7

enjoy

[slender rock]

I get i am more into black

[stone blade]

5000 songs

[narrow sorrel]

arent you pakistani?

[slender rock]

lemme stop allman bros here

[stone blade]

and you KNOW

[pale ingot]

you'd die faster than me

[tidal trellis]

you'd die from a tiny cut due to a infection cause there was no ways to treat infections back then, big headass

[stone blade]

its gonna be good from alvin and the chipmunks

[tidal trellis]

I am

[stone blade]

playlist actually goes hard

[slender rock]

Guttoral pig noises

hell yeah

soothing

[stone blade]

Love it

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247577387785261066/attachment.gif?ex=66632b7c&is=6661d9fc&hm=a9cc132781db2a2649782374e3bfaf97a2411dfdc09cb2582f6ef06d9758a908&

[stone blade]

as I said

[slender rock]

Oh no

[stone blade]

if my metal songs don't sound like explosions and machine gun fire , dying animals and people , relentless shitting , pig noises or hitting a pipe with another pipe
it's not heavy enough

[narrow sorrel]

actually.... huh.... it's not as common in pakistan because they're just beefeaters

[zealous elm]

you would die of blood shitting because your body is unprepared for unfiltered water

[narrow sorrel]

just boil it

[pale ingot]

damn this does sound like explosions and diarrhea

and im not all there for it

[stone blade]

same

fun fact

https://open.spotify.com/track/5tBMiXT3Lcbww8QqHco1yk?si=4e9a176058b947ee

this is the last song on the playlist

number 5157

[tidal trellis]

go into your nearest area which has water, thats not touched by humans and drink it and come back to me after 24 hours

[pastel quartz]

cuts don't get infected as easily as you thinkl

[pale ingot]

ill stick with my considerably tamer playlist with only a few death metal songs (there will be more)

[stone blade]

not unless its rust

[narrow sorrel]

can I boil it first?

[tidal trellis]

no

you have no knowledge on it

[slender rock]

my music is on shuffle

[tidal trellis]

you just drink it straight up

[narrow sorrel]

wtf you're literally supposed to boil it errytiem

[stone blade]

I be sitting in the office at work listenning to this exact playlist and the covers of the songs are like decapitaded people

[pale ingot]

slam metal bands are fucking crazy

names in particular from what im seeing

[placid sail]

if it had worked like that, humanity would have gone extinct already

[pastel quartz]

I regularly drink from the stream in the nearby forest and nothing happens

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4l5EIazlKgrT6l15seQWG3?si=51ef33db95204d80

[slender rock]

so it'll be Slipknot, to Allman bros, to CSN&Y to like Kokia japanese etherial music to slayer again

lol

[stone blade]

Bro

[pastel quartz]

westerners just have pathetic immune systems

[placid sail]

you sometimes die to a tiny cut

[zealous elm]

i mean you can drink spring water

[placid sail]

you sometimes die to drinking piss water

[stone blade]

I've been raised by eating pinecones and grass

[pale ingot]

[tidal trellis]

literal pinecone

[pale ingot]

i dont fuck with slam metal

[pastel quartz]

if this guy saw how gypsies live in romania he would have existential shock over them surviving

[placid sail]

monster energy sofia

[zealous elm]

but you have to find where it is without a pipe sticking out lmao

[pale ingot]

too much stage 5 explosive diarrhea for me

[narrow sorrel]

TOUCH BUT DONT EAT

[tidal trellis]

still, living conditions weren't as good as now busy!!! thats the point!!!

[stone blade]

you think I don't know?

https://open.spotify.com/track/69ChMjpHU67HYLwNp8d2Ml?si=0757688211c54e1f @pale ingot

[pale ingot]

they be thuggin

[stone blade]

mmmm

this is why I love slam metal

[narrow sorrel]

pinecones dont go in that hole

[stone blade]

how crazy can it get

[low atlas]

[slender rock]

this is bipolar listening

[stone blade]

how offensive can the album cover and band name be

[pale ingot]

the guitar goes crazy but i REALLY dont fuck with the dude just going ee ee ee in a low growl

[placid sail]

half the planet is still living in "weren't as good" conditions, including your blight town place

[pastel quartz]

apparently I was being neglected by grandparents and eating my own shit to survive as a baby

[stone blade]

sadly a genre only for that doesn't exist

[delicate trench]

Remember class

This IS brain fart

Nothing else

[tidal trellis]

brug

[placid sail]

this is why you have many kids, you account for losses to infections, diseases, wild animals and famine

[stone blade]

also I've cut my legs open multiple times on lamp glass covers

[low atlas]

how could you shit in the first place without eating

[placid sail]

oh what? a wild stork kidnapped and ate my child

TOO BAD BOZO I HAVE EIGHT OF THEM

[narrow sorrel]

...well there was also free labor if you were some agrarian loser

[slender rock]

"Proceed.."

[tidal trellis]

either way I feel better now, (i think)

[placid sail]

that too, free workforce is great

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2csEiDddklZUTtsfqSGV3b?si=192753110d9a4252 @pale ingot

damn

[narrow sorrel]

Meanwhile: average east asian monarch with 100+ concubines

[tidal trellis]

maybe still slightly nauseous but not as much now

[stone blade]

song so heavy it generates its own gravity

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/704403700537491506/1248347720159203512/GN7wOWAWMAAER5Y.jpg?ex=666355e9&is=66620469&hm=c32a6e78b370fd8c6f0098aca9d3418eff7e982817e013464f6a57bc4a3b714a&

[pale ingot]

ill stick with my tame basic shit like slipknot and slaughter to prevail been listening to lorna shore too recently it kinda fuck wit it

[low atlas]

wtf is this genre and how do you find half this shit

[stone blade]

uhm

it takes skill

[narrow sorrel]

Me being picky with pawns in rimworld only to realize I still only have 3 pawns

[zealous elm]

no way its nikita

[low atlas]

Lorna shores good but sometimes they go a bit too hard

[zealous elm]

why is ur game ass

[stone blade]

you can't find these bands and playlists just like that

[undone wave]

Yup its me
Remember to use code HARDCORE at checkout

[delicate trench]

“Continue”

[undone wave]

Sorry can't hear you over the sound of all my mercedes AMGs

[placid sail]

that's how I used to play early on, it's great until you spend several years like that while slowly (or not) generating wealth and randy fucks you raw

[zealous elm]

when im at th abysmal dogshit competition and eft is my opponent

[slender rock]

press X to continue...

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3O3jzCtQF0Vg0n4Tw29Pec?si=c5397ee5cebe446f

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-music-vicsgif-gif-19588767

[undone wave]

Gotta stay winning 😤

[pale ingot]

i found them off of a fucking vtuber cover of one of their songs guess being a vtuber fan has its perks. not enough to outweigh the negatives

[low atlas]

The thumbails are scuffed

[tidal trellis]

speaking of

!busy

[split canyon]

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[stone blade]

half the time I listen to the songs half the time I wanna find the most offensive and nsfw cover

and I love it

[undone wave]

She rimmin' my world!

[tidal trellis]

also hi surrae

[undone wave]

Raghhh yeowch! Don't bite me!

[low atlas]

you into metalcore at all?

[stone blade]

honestly

[pale ingot]

uhh i dunno?

[stone blade]

I'm yet to find a metal genre heavier and more chug heavy than slam metal

[pale ingot]

fuck is metalcore? i suck at differentiating music subgenres

[stone blade]

maybe black metal

[low atlas]

they are like

[stone blade]

but black metal isn't exactly heavy

[low atlas]

mix of singing and screaming

[placid sail]

silence twinkie

[low atlas]

Usually high breakdowns

[delicate trench]

Explain this

What does this mean

[stone blade]

with slam metal the entire song is the breakdown

[undone wave]

Sour lemon make file go .zip

[delicate trench]

How does a manilla folder turn into a stack of books

[pale ingot]

i fuck with burzum so hard
atleast the few of their songs that ive listened to

[delicate trench]

With a belt on it

[tidal trellis]

saying it over and over won't make it come true busy

[undone wave]

Ham is Kanye west confirmed

[stone blade]

I fuck with emit hard

[zealous elm]

https://tenor.com/view/violetgif-isawwhatyouedited-edited-gif-26297515

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/man-reading-drinking-norway-gif-7364137

[placid sail]

we'll see about that in several years

[tidal trellis]

whats that supposed to mean

[pale ingot]

i mean i know that varg vikernes is a fucking knife murderer but when listening to burzum do i care? no brah

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Db8ftQqBgJwUkuoDpx5mG?si=bb8eddfb3be74fdf

[tidal trellis]

I'll be still be old self if im alive by then

[stone blade]

devourment are honestly amazing

[zealous elm]

he been lacing your shit

[low atlas]

separate the art from the artist

[placid sail]

the brainfart femboy pipeline...

[stone blade]

ahaaa

[pale ingot]

exactly bro

exactly

[low atlas]

Burzums good

[tidal trellis]

never gonna happen, keep coping busy

[placid sail]

[low atlas]

stop trying to femboyify him everyday you wretch

He's half ur age behave yourself

[tidal trellis]

surrae got my back, my homie

I knew I could rely on surrae

[placid sail]

right when brainfart stops trying to make me old, obsessed with rats, feet, etc

[placid sail]

a homie like that is rare to find

you should date him

[stone blade]

@pale ingot @low atlas shoutout to slam metal album covers

wtf is going on?

no idea

its just guts and death

[pale ingot]

had the same immediate thought

[tidal trellis]

women, I like women

[low atlas]

Half this shit is snuff porn

[stone blade]

thats the fun part

[tidal trellis]

IQ: Busy

PFFT

[stone blade]

well no

[pale ingot]

i dont fuck with slam metal though its too much for me

[low atlas]

I'm surprised it isn't ai art

[stone blade]

the fun part is how disgusting can they make it

[tidal trellis]

my cats are playing with a roach

[low atlas]

Someone sat down and drew this...

[stone blade]

its not

yes

[tidal trellis]

that poor fucking roach

his fate is sealed

[stone blade]

SHUT UP FLOP

AND YOUR FEMBOY SHIT

We"RE TALKING SLAM METAL HERE

ALO

jebem ti picku

[low atlas]

Don't blame him busy has been working very hard

[tidal trellis]

I'm talking about my cats you nincompoop

[stone blade]

ah oke

my bad

[tidal trellis]

absolute retarded fuck

use your eyes

[placid sail]

last several weeks were indeed pretty busy

[pale ingot]

slam metal may not be my jam but i fuck with death metal ig.

i just listen to what i like i dont care much about genre

[stone blade]

@pale ingot

EVERY

slam metal band looks like this

no exceptions

[pale ingot]

youre telling me this isnt the same band

[tidal trellis]

whats the difference between regular metal and slam metal?

[stone blade]

no

regular metal is for casuals

[pale ingot]

slam metal is the shit ivan has been posting

[stone blade]

yes

[pale ingot]

what he said

im not on the real shit

[low atlas]

slam metal is the uncle that only shows up during the holidays and makes everyone uncomfortable

[lusty sonnet]

knowing busy it's more like "hardly working"

[pale ingot]

im on the weenie hut jr version

[stone blade]

how do I explain slam metal

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @heavy peak

[low atlas]

was moreso joking about how he's been trying to convince flop he's a twink all this time

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/kerchoo-kachow-gif-20586061

[low atlas]

Did it more than his job fsure

[lusty sonnet]

light work

that's a daily task at this point

[tidal trellis]

just dump a song and I'll take a listen. I THINK I know normal metal sounds like that I'll be able to point out the difference. (if there's a notable one, which I'm guessing there is?)

[low atlas]

probably more effectively than what he does at work

[pale ingot]

there's a difference alright

[stone blade]

regular metal is the pg13 metal and all its genres
slam metal is the 4chan of metal its the most VILE , Disgusting sounding names you will hear like "internal exploding intestines from being fucked with a machete on a friday while getting beheaded"

@tidal trellis

that give you an answer?

[tidal trellis]

I think I got a picture of it, yeah

[lusty sonnet]

frfr, sadly he doesn't get paid for exposing twinks

[tidal trellis]

sounds rather badass tbh

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0pHOSUG58UfeHbnP6NHP3k?si=34a46435d22a4a44

[stone blade]

names like these

[low atlas]

found a smallish band today

[low atlas]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0gJfVdJ8OzFAft1gmWJ2bT?si=K8jspg8MR6uGc8jc8gCBTg

they go hard

[tidal trellis]

I have to open this track carefully lest I wish for my ears to explode

[pale ingot]

i really fuck wit lorna shore actually. listening to more of their shit rn

[low atlas]

fav album?

[stone blade]

I recommend listening to slam metal at abound 30/40% volume

[tidal trellis]

cause listening to previews, spotify has volume at a 10000%

making me almost go deaf

[pale ingot]

by more of their shit i mean ive only listened to like2 of their songs lmaoo

[stone blade]

the songs themselves

follow a simple formula

[pale ingot]

most popular ones only as well im on that basic shit

[low atlas]

I like this one

[lusty sonnet]

my favourite slam metal band has got to be Xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

[low atlas]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3wzAXBZ6mhuYEzf2IJAbDc?si=4DNiVT9-R1CJ6dsZaWCbog

[tidal trellis]

listening to it now

[stone blade]

love this one

[pale ingot]

but to the hellfire being i think their most popular one, its also the one i listened to first. that shit gave me goosebumps, it was good

[low atlas]

These ones are kinda like Lorna

https://open.spotify.com/track/07zQA8UkyxpmnRhPjHOVOB?si=Ie2fIRKDSDq41Hs3bxI3Gg

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

[low atlas]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2FsDybzWgntIa8M3Y7AenT?si=hFm1HvaJRkSEsRJGm0tt1A

[tidal trellis]

I like it

[stone blade]

@tidal trellis slam drums are liek machine guns or explosions , the vocals are either pig squeling or diarhea

[stone blade]

this is their popular shit

[slender rock]

get your hands off of my PENIS

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0EH3qqOgIVirxuZnTTMG6G?si=3OxTnEV0RYmT6Cd-NgBi3w

[low atlas]

Conquer all was the least popular one I heard

[slender rock]

this is democracy manifest

[pale ingot]

this is pretty good. it reminds me of sabaton but probably only because of the song title being related to religious shit

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4oLr6JYoDzWT1KsQRKIIFl?si=dc6870e11cf2413b

[low atlas]

Yeah I don't listen to them much for the same reason as lorna

Just hurts my head listening to throats All Day

[pale ingot]

guess im adding songs to my metal playlist tonight

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/album/4N4jvg1b96fa3e969sgK8Q?si=wpj5QlxOQBqe-mm9fiPCig @low atlas @pale ingot

enjoy

plus album cover goes insanely hard

[low atlas]

I prefer more melodic shit

[pale ingot]

is this slam

[low atlas]

I'll listen

[stone blade]

no

its not this time

I will spare you

[pale ingot]

ok didnt click on it yet just wanted to make sure

[stone blade]

bro is afraid of what I post

[low atlas]

French

[stone blade]

yes

[pale ingot]

slam metal is quite terrifying

[low atlas]

I wish it was slam.

[stone blade]

it was to me the first time

now its baby shit

[low atlas]

They remind menof

Arch enemy or smth

[stone blade]

but there isn't anything heavier

so I listen to slam

honestly

[low atlas]

it's like crack bro

[stone blade]

we can't get any heavier than slam

[low atlas]

Can't find anything that can get u higher

[stone blade]

if there was I'd listen to it

ofc I like other stuff other than slam

[slender rock]

I can think of even worse

[low atlas]

Do you do stuff while listening to slam

[slender rock]

but i am not feeling like being muted rn

[low atlas]

Or do you just chill

[stone blade]

dawn of the black hearts is not hard

emit is not hard

if youre thinking of those

[stone blade]

same

and it works

[slender rock]

lol

[low atlas]

i just

[stone blade]

I guess

[low atlas]

Listened to slam

[stone blade]

there is anime grindcore

[low atlas]

I got earfucked

[stone blade]

but that ain't that heavy either

[low atlas]

fuvk

[stone blade]

bro listened on more than 50% volume

[pale ingot]

i just listen to whatever i fuck wit

[low atlas]

i always put metal on max

[pale ingot]

and slam metal i do not

[stone blade]

same

[stone blade]

hey!

[low atlas]

lemme spit some shit ur way

[stone blade]

watch the language

[pale ingot]

it is simply a difference in taste

[stone blade]

young man

[slender rock]

well I mean there's something like Hcore but it's more fucked up, and let you figure out the worst thing can be made

[low atlas]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2HgINu5mCXrc8HjoGyFClh?si=DIT5NatiSCaPb1LqommSwg

[slender rock]

[low atlas]

this shit

this whole band man

heals me

[stone blade]

strigoi needs this

[slender rock]

pfft

[stone blade]

same song bro

to late

[low atlas]

ye accident

[stone blade]

point and laugh

[low atlas]

:(

[stone blade]

:(

[pale ingot]

im gonna be goin to get an electric guitar + amp this month sometime.. graargh

[stone blade]

damn

[pale ingot]

ive only had an acoustic so far

[low atlas]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZAFLRxIurbkvn5xrs4soC?si=h3ebWzLjQAu5g6ZqvtC6rQ

[pale ingot]

or like, classic?

[stone blade]

my feet started to smell a bit

wtf

[pale ingot]

i guess classic. not exactly acoustic.

[low atlas]

i was thinking of getting one

But I am learning to scream instead

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/01HZUfOMDa4hAj2OIIf0tS?si=6e0f11edb54c49ab

[pale ingot]

i can do that shit at a very basic very not good level but it aint hurting my voice and thats good enough for me

[low atlas]

heh

[low atlas]

I already lost my voice three times

[stone blade]

Literally me

[pale ingot]

gitgud?

i dont think ive ever lost my voice

[low atlas]

getting better for sure

[pale ingot]

like ever. im just goated

[low atlas]

you haven't screamed loud enough

[pale ingot]

thats cause im a silent fellow

[low atlas]

it hits different when ur actually fucked up and you let it out by screaming

I learned how to scream my favorite song

[pale ingot]

can not relate

[stone blade]

I gotta say

one of my favourite new bands

has been https://open.spotify.com/album/7lJwinUAQBKqF4gi1cQFoZ?si=PtCO-SQsTjWwePxPQ7DhuA

these guys

absolutely 11/10

[low atlas]

looks interesting

Lemme see

[stone blade]

ww1

[low atlas]

Which song

[stone blade]

all of them

the entire band

lol

[low atlas]

Gimme one

Rn

[stone blade]

is bro restarted?

[low atlas]

I'll listen to your best pick

[stone blade]

aah

1 sec

[tidal trellis]

metal

[tidal trellis]

find it then

[low atlas]

I wish busy kept bullying you

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/27baWJSgvGXBeG5HO4LxNy?si=2d306c27c37840a4 @low atlas

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-gif-26128418

[pale ingot]

skipped past the first song in the preview and then it just went

[tidal trellis]

do not

[stone blade]

first song is intro

[low atlas]

The vocals fuck

[pale ingot]

i firgued that one out

[tidal trellis]

either way I have screamed plenty of times out of rage and I never lost my voice so

idk

[stone blade]

pro tip

skip to 3.54

[low atlas]

Guttural scream and screaming are two different things

[stone blade]

trust

just trust bro

skip to 3:54

[low atlas]

Weird pacing

[stone blade]

WDYm

breakdown went hard

[low atlas]

Oh

[stone blade]

bro said weird pacing to the breakdown

[low atlas]

I missed it

[stone blade]

I TOLD OYU

[low atlas]

I skipped to after it

[stone blade]

SKIP TO 3:54

alo