🎪bruh-fart

[lusty sonnet]

Dina is right tho

[pastel quartz]

oh, tu voulais dire avec les différentes régions, ouais, je comprends

[sage otter]

Just the result of Iedy’s rage

[prisma quiver]

True

[slender rock]

coonass slang for Cajun accent

[placid sail]

eugh

french

I'd bully flop again just to change the topic, but the twinkie is on cooldown now

quickly, spacezoro, post something bannable

[prisma quiver]

Like Kota

[pastel quartz]

I think thats more on gamma tech support, but in french

[prisma quiver]

Nah

It's for real general

[river zealot]

you sholuf visit the french catacombs

[minor cypress]

Inb4 someone not even from here tries to tell me its improper or gatekeep its meaning

[pastel quartz]

I aint visiting the gates to hell

[river zealot]

paris catacombs i mean

[sage otter]

Halloween laser tag

[slender rock]

bruh

they better not

[timid shoal]

Any good countries to travel alone

[minor cypress]

Uhhhh

[pastel quartz]

I know what you mean, and dude, I aint about to remake dante's inferno

[placid sail]

southernx

[minor cypress]

Domengeaux

[timid shoal]

Why

[pastel quartz]

you know why the catacombs are a maze? because if you get lost in it, you might possibly be not found, at all

[narrow sorrel]

just deus ex (2000)

[pastel quartz]

naaaah

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-angry-mad-arms-crossed-crossed-arms-gif-20817151

[river zealot]

no balls

man every messege takes 3 minute to send

[prisma quiver]

Southern Mexico

[sage otter]

Turkmenistan

[narrow sorrel]

Outside (touch grass)

[placid sail]

dark edgy profile
voice recording of youthful child
why am I even surprised at this point

[timid shoal]

Isnt it controlled by sinaloa cartel???

[prisma quiver]

Idk go find out

[pastel quartz]

there was a rumor that the catacombs are the gates of hell, since most of the skeletons of the victims from the revolution, are basically fucking stored there, I aint getting lost down there

[placid sail]

you ain't getting there, it's actually pretty hard to obtain visa

[prisma quiver]

Offline

[narrow sorrel]

chronically oflin

[sage otter]

Just say you have a plan to export the gas resources

[prisma quiver]

chronically orlin

[tidal trellis]

Discord on phone is ass

[placid sail]

you have more chances with claiming you're going to lick the president's ass live on tv

that mf is comically vain

[pastel quartz]

thinkin of shit to say if it isnt my usual topics, and you dont want that, do you?

[sage otter]

You have more chance if you are able to recite parts of the leader’s manifesto, auto biography or whatever it is that he wrote

[pastel quartz]

I know bruh, I'm tired of it too

[tidal trellis]

Stella I know you're in love with him, but don't talk about the guy

I know it's difficult but you can do it

[placid sail]

badly written fanfic about how awesome he is

[naive bison]

Out here typing with index fingers fully extended

[placid sail]

it's seriously like a teenager stuck in an adult's body, powertripping on owning an entire backwarded country

the usual, in other words

[sage otter]

But you better not stutter when the police shows up for a surprise recital

[tidal trellis]

E.T looking fingers

[pastel quartz]

he aint corsican but close enough (canadian, not from quebec)

[naive bison]

That food critic from ratatouille headass

[eager igloo]

Also known as national epos

[naive bison]

Canadian = gei

[sage otter]

And to think that the son of the previous leader was dumber the the current one lmao

[pastel quartz]

no trace of a masculinity, you're absolutely fucking right

[placid sail]

I sometimes wonder if I'm so cosmopolitical because of my galaxy level brain or simply because my both heritages are able to induce lethal amount of cringe

[naive bison]

Canada is less cool USA

[fresh rose]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[naive bison]

More estrogen in the water

[sage otter]

Both

[fresh rose]

Both the waters are shit

[pastel quartz]

you act as if thats bad

[eager igloo]

Rampaging autism

[naive bison]

Usa has fent in the water instead

[placid sail]

I'm not you myshinka

[pastel quartz]

I don't have to deal with his toxic masculinities and his feelings being hurt

[placid sail]

I can be really autistic at times, but I'm still social

[tidal trellis]

Menace is just anger

Pure anger

[fresh rose]

CHINA!!!! NORTH KOREA!!!!!

[naive bison]

Instead you gotta buy extra pack of tampons

Either or

[eager igloo]

Kys

[naive bison]

[pastel quartz]

microplastics

[eager igloo]

Fake and not true

[timid shoal]

This

[fading shuttle]

she is the resident tsundere

[naive bison]

Pee is not stored in the balls, micro plastics are

[fresh rose]

MEXICO!!!!!

[fading shuttle]

except theres no dere, shes just tsuntsun

[placid sail]

that mandalore gaming review was just plain sad, you could feel that this game really let him down badly

[narrow sorrel]

stop reading cosmopolitan magazine

[timid shoal]

Where in mexico

[lusty sonnet]

is she tsuntsun for Falco?

[fresh rose]

Specifically the parts where the cartel ruels

[fading shuttle]

she doesnt hate falco i think, so no

[fresh rose]

Rules

[naive bison]

Or you are just retarded

[placid sail]

failure of a first impression

[fresh rose]

[tidal trellis]

noo she's just anger

[fading shuttle]

thats why i said shes a tsuntsun

[placid sail]

myshinka seems pretty docile, she's just aggressive cos she's in defence mode

[pastel quartz]

Idk, I usually like my water without the microplastics

[lusty sonnet]

tsuntsun for delight then

[naive bison]

Antarctica?

[tidal trellis]

My first interaction with her was her telling me to kms cause I made fun of people who drank alcohol I think

[narrow sorrel]

just read up on dragonball(Z)

[tidal trellis]

She really didn't like that

[timid shoal]

I’ve never heard of this ”cartel” but i’m open to experience their culture

[sage otter]

You don’t really get to choose

[placid sail]

like I said, she's in constant defence mode, and you made fun of her

[eager igloo]

I told you to kys for being cringe

[naive bison]

Snort coke and kill someone with a machete to have an authentic cartel experience

I remember watching a cartel hit on some guys

[pastel quartz]

I don't, to be honest, would you really live in paris with its fucking non existent plumbing?

[naive bison]

One cartel dude was walking around with 4 goons behind him unloading every mag onto the already dead bodies

[narrow sorrel]

didnt know he was kinky like that

[naive bison]

Full auto glocks

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/624961771127439361/1247859475411501107/video.mp4?ex=66618f33&is=66603db3&hm=05d2a662406e471c3feefbe2be73c9ce11ae2c122b906f79050c098cef4e30f4&
It's finally friday, guys

[prisma quiver]

I remember when me and my friend ding dong ditched the cartel

[tidal trellis]

But of course

[narrow sorrel]

are you pooping in the seine?

[naive bison]

Unloads one, comes back to his boys, pulls out a mag out of their pockets

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-peace-i-want-problems-always-choose-violence-no-peace-problems-gif-24342946

[naive bison]

Goes back

[placid sail]

and that character description "my boss told me to give characters faces, and so I did", the initial devs literally got into a hostage situation by shitty execs

[tidal trellis]

Can't live without being drunk af

[sage otter]

I’d buy share of a water company to save off the tons of bottles I’d buy

[placid sail]

don't judge a person without walking a mile with their buttplug

[pastel quartz]

thats for macron

[placid sail]

myshinka is alcoholic because she's a sad mouse

alcoholics are not just people who are too dumb to not drink

[tidal trellis]

you could've choosed a 1000000 different ways to say the same message

but chose this one busy

[narrow sorrel]

Ah sorry, I forgot it's normally for dumping dead bodies

[tidal trellis]

why

[eager igloo]

Fnuy

[tidal trellis]

Fnuy

[placid sail]

you could have chosen to be more open-minded and empathic to alcoholics, but neither did you

[prisma quiver]

Nah but imagine this was real

[fresh rose]

YES FUCKING YES THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME YES LETS GO
https://fxtwitter.com/ShitpostRock/status/1798193023399936435?s=19

[naive bison]

Does Paris really stink of piss

[prisma quiver]

I would be headless rn

[naive bison]

And everyone smokes

[sage otter]

You don’t need too when you have rats dying and pissing in the underground’s leaking plumbing

[lunar brook]

“It costs $0 to be kind”
Bitch who told you that? Not true at all, i charge $100 hourly

[pastel quartz]

what do you think

[tidal trellis]

I just think its not very based, is all

[lunar brook]

Does piss stink of paris

[placid sail]

dumb twinkie

[naive bison]

What do you think I’m thinking

I literally asked

[eager igloo]

Also like I mentioned im allergic to cringe, and my reaction to it is agression

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[placid sail]

is it autoimmune

[pastel quartz]

plumbing? you mean the centuries old plumbing that traces all the way back to napoleon's rule?

[placid sail]

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077603000664719480/1082362939056590858/murder.gif?ex=6661514a&is=665fffca&hm=62a1ffdfc88ccb5d29a4c97faed2c1d4651eb5ba1081a8ed70b41b40d35c5923&

[eager igloo]

That's so mean

[narrow sorrel]

yes

[placid sail]

but it was a good strike tho

[eager igloo]

That's even worse than calling me fat

[lunar brook]

you should have said “thats so cringe”

[prisma quiver]

Yall ever recoil control yo stream of piss

[pastel quartz]

to keep it short, yes, yes it is

[minor cypress]

Alright someone spotcheck me, i think im losing my mind

[naive bison]

Oh my fucking god
Love is in the air? Wrong, it’s piss

[tidal trellis]

find it then

[placid sail]

you are

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[tidal trellis]

its a very intricate art, of not losing your mind

[naive bison]

What’s spotchecking

[sage otter]

No I meant the one they replaced with the cheapest illegal contractors to save the city’s PR

[tidal trellis]

when in brainfart

[minor cypress]

Is it wierd to think the whole concept of a wedding registry and gifts is wierd as hell and kinda greedy

[pastel quartz]

city of love? city of lights? my fucking ass more like city of piss and shit

[minor cypress]

Like its not fucking christmas bro. Just bring yourself and thanks for coming

[naive bison]

City of fucking ass is Amsterdam with the red light district

[placid sail]

ancient rituals of humans that made mating ritual a part of economics, nothing else

[narrow sorrel]

it's mostly so you people dont bring 13 food processors

[pastel quartz]

city of piss then

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-gif-27552821

[naive bison]

What about smoking cigarettes

[pastel quartz]

another thing to riot about

[narrow sorrel]

city of "sign my petition and give a donation"

[minor cypress]

Sure, i just don't get expecting gifts at all

[naive bison]

Paradise from postal?

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah, and 50/50 the locals are assholes to you if you're a tourist

[narrow sorrel]

There are different practices for every wedding but yes the registry can be used against people kek

[placid sail]

do you get some people making a wedding the entire pinnacle of their life, make or break cituation then?

[narrow sorrel]

CAMPAGNARDS,

https://tenor.com/view/editvideobot-get-out-of-here-go-to-the-church-and-ask-god-to-forgive-you-meme-memes-gif-21921416

[tidal trellis]

honestly surprised the weather is still doing great rn

[narrow sorrel]

(incidentally this is from a french canadian cartoon)

[pastel quartz]

and ngl, I sometimes get pissed off too when a tourist asks for directions, in a douchey tone too

[minor cypress]

Yeah i get people celebrating it. The backstory is my sister is getting married and has the balls to list 4k worth of things on her registry, plus funding for Australian honeymoon

[narrow sorrel]

in french or english?

[pastel quartz]

in english

ALWAYS IN FUCKING ENGLISH

[minor cypress]

Like bitch please, im just glad peeps showed up

[placid sail]

it's just entitlement

[narrow sorrel]

in arabic?

[placid sail]

we have a big date, great opportunity to extort people money and stuff, lest they'll have to deal with various decree of guilt

[narrow sorrel]

or whatever pidgin they speak in algeria and morocco

[pastel quartz]

the immigrants? the government worries about that, after all, they let them in

[narrow sorrel]

oh I meant if anyone has asked you for directions in arabic

[pastel quartz]

I treat them the same

[narrow sorrel]

[minor cypress]

Makes sense. Just wasn't expecting that from her.

You got me fucked up if you think im getting you a $600 pizza oven

[narrow sorrel]

can probably build one for 600 bux

[eager igloo]

So it's not just "sth like that" but "this specific thingy"?

[placid sail]

ah the good ol pit of disappointment "my relatives aren't special in any way from other humans and can be weird, bad and/or insufferable just like anyone else"

https://tenor.com/view/wellcome-to-the-club-buddy-gachi-world-of-tanks-gif-24652106

[minor cypress]

Yes, a wishlist with specific items lol

[eager igloo]

Dayum

[pastel quartz]

foreigners a foreigner, doesnrt matter, you ask directions in a language that aint french? I aint entertaining you.

[naive bison]

Squeeze head until explode

[pastel quartz]

simple as that

[eager igloo]

Well, consider how much she's already gonna spend on that wedding

[placid sail]

give her however you can spare, cry about rough times, quickly slide towards flattering their ceremony, ez pz

[narrow sorrel]

I will now learn breton to troll parisians next time I go

[pale ingot]

youre literally the peak example of a parisian

a fucking asshole

[eager igloo]

White weddings here are ~100k pln

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-gGZ2rJqfQ

[minor cypress]

Oh im well aware of that. Just had different expectations coming from her. So grand total is 4k in gifts and roughly 7k in Australian honeymoon costs

[pastel quartz]

I try not to

[eager igloo]

So like 25-30k euros

[pale ingot]

lie

[placid sail]

with a fucking bill like that, maybe I should get married too

[tidal trellis]

lie

[narrow sorrel]

imagine going to Paris and not speaking french (asking for trouble lmao)

[narrow sorrel]

how much is the wedding?

[tidal trellis]

marrying is for nerds

[narrow sorrel]

(inb4 just get the loicense and be done with it)

[placid sail]

the entire marriage ceremony concept is a highway robbery that only works because of peer pressure

[pastel quartz]

THATS WHAT I'M SAYIN

[minor cypress]

No idea lol

[placid sail]

at least your sister is not like, Indian

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

their weddings cost millions and last for weeks

[narrow lotus]

i mean to be fair im surprised how many people actually use the piss sinks in order to have it smell lmfao

must be thousands of people not drinking proper water

[eager igloo]

Yeh, here is added pressure to have catholic wedding as well

[narrow sorrel]

(they dont use them)

[narrow lotus]

then how does it piss

oh nvm thats the native paris smell

[minor cypress]

Same bro, shits wild. Plus she has the "first daughter" buff but damn thinking about it makes me feel crazy

[narrow sorrel]

just dont go to her wedding

[pastel quartz]

putain de vrai

[placid sail]

don't think too much about it and embrace the 🍿 attitude

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fr: French (français, langue française)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

fucking true

[eager igloo]

Also what's the average time between proposal and wedding in your countries

[minor cypress]

Thats the plan. The worst part is i know how broke they are. The whole thing just feels like a tonedeaf grift

[narrow sorrel]

be me
go to Dixie plantation-class person's wedding
be one of two non-white people at the wedding
bland food

[placid sail]

oh so this whole shit is on credit too

[eager igloo]

As usual

[narrow sorrel]

that or someone's parents are bankrolling it

[placid sail]

well no wonder the gift list is so fat! they gotta come back after that somehow

[wraith osprey]

what you get when you ruin your taste buds

[eager igloo]

It should be called pale wedding

[narrow sorrel]

God I wish. I went to another wedding a year later and had chik-fil-a catered and bacon mac and cheese

[minor cypress]

stepfamily be balling and dads grown into good money (until stepmom eventually divorces him )

[placid sail]

no idea, my entire relationship with weddings is "I'm the quiet guy on your banquet that will wave at you and hopefully just drown himself in a bowl of salad before this circus tries to swallow me"

[narrow sorrel]

...your dad's.... (new) wife's family's money is being used to pay for your sister's wedding?

[prisma quiver]

WEED

[minor cypress]

Maybe i'm just being too stubborn. I don't bother with the mooching bullshit and make my own path

[placid sail]

the entire concept is so silly

both engagement and marriage

I AM A BIT ANXIOUS YOU'RE GONNA SWAP ME FOR A SIDE HOE

[minor cypress]

Im assuming. I didn't bother asking

[placid sail]

LET'S MAKE IT OFFICIAL, SURELY IT'LL STOP THAT

[tidal trellis]

I only ever been to 1"wedding" and thats about it when I was young and I barely remember anything that happened there

[narrow sorrel]

no blood relation™️ based on this assumption?

[eager igloo]

Making it official helps with paperwork thingies

Like taxes and socials

[narrow sorrel]

just fill out the form and call it a day then lmao

[placid sail]

that is a single marriage benefit I begrudgingly agree with

[eager igloo]

Like, I could even get a private healthcare from my work for my gf if we were married

Still no gae marriages in pl

[placid sail]

but everything else is regarded, especially the untold or even explicitly told main idea IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME YOU DON'T LOVE ME and shit like that

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail when is your old ass getting married?

[minor cypress]

Meanwhile me and my "wife" have been together for 8 years and known eachother since we were 12. Both of us still haven't bothered to go through the hoops to get married yet. Soon(tm)

[placid sail]

based

[sage otter]

He’s waiting for you to make the first step

[minor cypress]

Its my og sister, not stepsis lol

[lusty sonnet]

I'll pass

[placid sail]

mordor is the world country of divorces

[minor cypress]

Its turning into more of a "fuck we gotta do this for tax reasons and to get people off our back."

[placid sail]

I am predisposed on a genetic level to cringe from marriage

my parents are divorced, half my friends' parents are divorced, some of my friends are divorced already!

[tidal trellis]

man you straight up broke his heart

what is the old man gonna do now

[wraith osprey]

💍 🧎‍♂️ will you be my next insurance fraud scheme @placid sail

[minor cypress]

Literally bought a house together before getting married. Mortgage > marriage

[placid sail]

why would I care about budget greek alex

[lusty sonnet]

go to austria or something like that

[minor cypress]

You can divorce a person, no way you get to divorce a bank

[wraith osprey]

well...
no legal way...

[placid sail]

understandable reason

[minor cypress]

Same. Its a sweet schaudenfreude. Meanwhile we just living life and chilling

[placid sail]

that's an interesting random comment my guy

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodstarved-beast-sussy-baka-twerks-among-us-vent-gif-23687314

im finally booting up osu after not playing it for a few weeks

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/truck-charge-hit-gif-10539533

[lusty sonnet]

[tidal trellis]

Why

Why osu

[pale ingot]

mania

[broken topaz]

im sorry to hear that

[tidal trellis]

Demented

[broken topaz]

Mania is pretty cringe

atleast play standard

[tidal trellis]

For his soul is lost

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/zentreya-gaming-vtuber-vshojo-gif-8945351405650565396

how did u know

[minor cypress]

Still better than hearing "where grandkids" 500 times

[tidal trellis]

It's obvious

[pale ingot]

actually i was playing osu mania before becoming a vtuber fan those 2 are unrelated

[broken topaz]

no the osu mania led you to the vtubers

[placid sail]

"where decent childhood"

[final rose]

مفرقع

[tidal trellis]

My mother still hasn't gotten off my ass about that,but it ain't ever happening

[pale ingot]

no i hadnt been playing osu for a good while before watching vtubers i think its quite unrelated

[broken topaz]

The brainworms left to fester for a while

his conditioned worsened

😔

[pale ingot]

whatever

[broken topaz]

i too should play osu again

[pale ingot]

thats how it be

yeah but im playing MANIA because im COOLER

[slender rock]

[narrow sorrel]

I meant in relation to your stepmom kek

[broken topaz]

the cat has a full suit of armour

[pale ingot]

Warrior.

[lone cedar]

kingdom chads wake up

[tidal trellis]

Hi ivenius

[narrow sorrel]

wtf is she jojo posing with scissors for?

[fading shuttle]

big boobs

[broken topaz]

Why not

[lone cedar]

hi floppa

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-big-floppa-flop-fo-gif-18296053

[placid sail]

still can't get used to fucking Chadry

[broken topaz]

he looks so weird

[lone cedar]

from little goofball to gigachad

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-car-crash-death-gif-21940672

[broken topaz]

Henry after 2 weeks of good nutrition

[lone cedar]

Henry 2 weeks of TREN

[tidal trellis]

Floppa cat

[minor cypress]

me watching stepsister and half brother live infinitely superior childhoods due to parental bias

Not salty at all

[livid pond]

mines of moria

[fading shuttle]

"hey giuseppe, are those skeletons right next to us?"
"keep your mouth shut retard"

[minor cypress]

Happy for the kids, but damn bro it sucks seeing the difference in real time

[minor cypress]

[rare mica]

Big breasts. Immersion ruined

[lone cedar]

🅱🅸🅶 🅷🅾🅽🅺🅴🆁🆂

[tidal trellis]

Beuh

Bruh

[lone cedar]

its cute to watch over ur siblings

😊

[tidal trellis]

Do not

This is the one anime I refuse utterly to watch

[lone cedar]

What is the name

I am curious

[eager igloo]

Evangelion lmao

[prisma quiver]

All I need is rest

[lone cedar]

ok looks too old 💀

[prisma quiver]

Your mother...

[eager igloo]

There was a good remake apparently

[minor cypress]

Please be bait

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-unit01-shinji-crawling-gif-27271994

me when the za

[lone cedar]

Yes she is

[minor cypress]

You're missing out. Its good as fuck

[lone cedar]

what bait

[fresh rose]

fake

[tidal trellis]

Even if so, I'm too lazy

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/evo-flying-car-rally-lancer-gif-23111547

this is how i drive chat

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-gif-20642115

Its good, best girl is in it

[minor cypress]

Impossible, the anime is best enjoyed at peak depression levels

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-gif-9759686772699862027

(It's soda)

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247444902988611585/8sp5sq.gif

[tidal trellis]

Not depressed

[placid sail]

imgflip kinda ruins it

[tidal trellis]

Actually relatively happy tbh

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-pubg-pubg-mobile-eva-unit01-gif-25709864

[minor cypress]

Too bad, watch it

[placid sail]

chat we should bully the twinkie more so he can watch the cult classic anime

[pastel quartz]

@fading shuttle this you?

[wraith osprey]

its me

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

i dont like funny mustache man

[lone cedar]

🫡 if u know u know

[pastel quartz]

is stalker 2 already out?

gahdamn

[pale ingot]

fuck it, we ball. go in

oh no bro!!

[minor cypress]

The curse of evangelion is realizing how many references exist from it in tons of shit

[pastel quartz]

holy shit

stalker 2

[lone cedar]

Gamma 2*

!

[tidal trellis]

One day busy, you gonna wish you hadn't pissed me off

[pastel quartz]

or is that just heavily modded gamma

I KNEW IT

[narrow sorrel]

sdalger 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance to the Wishgranter

[lone cedar]

it is stalker 2

[pastel quartz]

you didnt just wait for stalker 2 to release

[fresh rose]

nvm sordins ass

wrong chat

[placid sail]

can we get to the bloody retribution part already

bitch you're taking forever

[civic panther]

this is just shit from the gameplay demo
https://youtu.be/_NEt1OGnYBs?si=je5lWmLMmx74HPS7

[minor cypress]

Evangelion reference

[lone cedar]

Where is this in the trailer

Garbage

[tidal trellis]

It takes a while to find people

And expensive

[placid sail]

should I dm you my address broke ass bitch

[civic panther]

not from a trailer or gameplay demo
it's from teaser screenshots about the graphics

[pastel quartz]

it looks fire bro

[civic panther]

it does, i just hope they don't play into the whole open world thing to hard

[pastel quartz]

I wonder if its gonna make my pc explode

or take up most of my hard drive

[civic panther]

every stalker game finds a way to do that somehow

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RqM3LJSEThs?feature=share

[civic panther]

lmao it got deleted

[pastel quartz]

install too many shaders and that tends to happen

[lone cedar]

proof it was real (its gamma 2 trust me)

[tidal trellis]

Yes

[tidal trellis]

GAMMA 2 when

[naive bison]

this looks so fucking janky

[lone cedar]

yes

i cropped ss from that

[civic panther]

can't wait for it to just rip 90% of it's assets from tarkov

[pastel quartz]

first, anomaly in stalker 2's engine

[lone cedar]

[pastel quartz]

then gamma 2

[civic panther]

gameplay demos tend to look like that, yeah

[lusty sonnet]

yes please

[civic panther]

plus it releases in september, so it aint near finished yet, still got a couple monthes development

[lone cedar]

the eye cancer red filter

[pastel quartz]

shit looks like breaking bad with the yellow filter over it

[lone cedar]

some aspects look really good some look very uh 2015'y

[civic panther]

are they not making all the psy-zones piss yellow and give you tinitus?
fake stalker game, can't beleve we got baited like this....

[naive bison]

trailers are supposed to look way better than final product, they almost always lie and try to look better than what will come

literally any ubisoft game

watch dogs

r6 siege

[narrow lotus]

lol someone crying about the english voices in the Zone

is everyoen british in teh zone now

[lone cedar]

Watch Dogs 1 forever in our heart

[narrow lotus]

....change to Ukrainian voices then you fucking idiot

[naive bison]

fuck westerners

[civic panther]

yeah, but at least we got some actual gameplay, instead of just a trailer and some cutscenes

[naive bison]

this is my culture

[remote vine]

i'll send u a gift

[naive bison]

what, like dying light 2 that wasn't actual gameplay?

[lone cedar]

look at that unreal engine 5 car pixels 🙀

[naive bison]

like rainbow six that wasn't actual gameplay?

[civic panther]

as long as there is an option for english text/subtitles, but ukrainian voices and audio, im all good

[minor cypress]

Bomb easterners

[naive bison]

like no mans sky that wasn't actual gameplay?

[remote vine]

bomb india

[placid sail]

I wasn't literall y'all are going to waste money to actually know it

[civic panther]

rainbow six has went through some serious shit in terms of gameplay and development changes

[lone cedar]

i love ps2 throwbacks in my ue5

[naive bison]

yeah and looked NOTHING like the gameplay trailer

even on release

[civic panther]

yeah ik, it's almost as if trailers are released earlier then the full release of a game
meaning their tends to be some changes, big or small

[naive bison]

you say changes i say lies
it will always be appearing better in trailers
and it's not even the case for that trailer

which is why im concerned

looked super jank

[lone cedar]

atmosphere is on point tho

[naive bison]

stalker atmosphere is you shooting a monolith and his head detaching from his body and his neck being 10m long

and bouncing around

until the game comes out and reviews come in

i'm not impressed

that should be everyone's standard for every game

[broken topaz]

Game is probably going to be mid

[lone cedar]

pre order it
NOW

[naive bison]

most likely

[lone cedar]

( i wont )

but u must

[naive bison]

based

[fading shuttle]

games gonna be average but buggy

[broken topaz]

Probably a good bit of slav jank

[lone cedar]

i hope it is buggy so it lives up to GSC standards

bethesda & GSC
🤝

[pale ingot]

yknow what i actually like the gameplay. considering the state its in, gonna be more polished and generally better than what's in the gameplay demos. i can believe. also i dont expect it to be an ultra realistic milsim doohickey like gamma, i feel like that's what some people here expect out of stalker 2. nah.

[lone cedar]

it will have modding support and in future updates multiplayer

[broken topaz]

I am thankful its not gonna be a milsim jerking sim

[lone cedar]

but the graphical/performance expectations are 0

cus its unreal engine 5

[civic panther]

man you need to go take a nappy or ask your mom to burp you, whining about everything

[pale ingot]

shig true

[lone cedar]

FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5 FUUCK I LOVE STUTTERING IN UE 5

[naive bison]

HAH preorder cuck

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-blur-pixel-gif-17588996

[civic panther]

"Lies!! DECEIT!!! HATE AND DISTRUST EVERYTHING YOU SEE!!"
iv never pre-ordered in my life, and it's a shady ass practice that should be ended, but going on about how you have such distaste for literally everything makes you look like a bitch

[pale ingot]

never preorder video games!!!!!! !11!!

[naive bison]

"literally everything" like what?

[broken topaz]

God I hate Tim Sweeney

So much

[naive bison]

game looked jank in the trailer

unfinished

it probably will so

as every game that has come out recently

[hollow oar]

imagine defending a ubisoft game

[naive bison]

i mean, keep defending people who would take your money without a second thought

[naive bison]

we're talking about stalker, i just said never believe gameplay trailers, there's so many examples of them being complete lies

just wait for reviews

[placid sail]

https://x.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1798249652485034111?t=IhNerZybidQo8j3OLcYDjg&s=35

WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) on X

Twitter · Jun 5, 2024, 7:05 AM

[civic panther]

you keep saying jank but never elaborate on how it looks jank
it's what most trailers look like, they aren't playing the game well, and it's supposed to show off the very basics of what the game looks like and would be

[naive bison]

if it's good then buy it

[naive bison]

ok gimme a minute i will break it down for you

[hollow oar]

oh i have the same opinon

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-break-it-down-for-you-mark-omni-man-omni-man-meme-invincible-invincible-season-2-gif-13425332870050730577

[hollow oar]

supposed to release soon yet we know next to nothing

[naive bison]

bandit animations look very static and bland, their guns disappear out of their hands as soon as they die

even shadow of chernobyl had em drop shit

frame 1

frame 2 where are his hands

[broken topaz]

[naive bison]

frame 3 no gun

[lone cedar]

i did that for dying light 2
refunded it first hour
Then got it on sale few years later

[fading shuttle]

[civic panther]

that's true for every game on the planet, it's just smart customer practice
looking at every teaser, trailer, or demo with the face value of "omg it's all lies, they are gonna steal from me!!!" like man, you're not that important

[naive bison]

?

levitating bandage

[lone cedar]

its the power of the zone stalker

[pale ingot]

learned the hard way

[civic panther]

this is all something from it being still IN DEVELOPMENT nut-face, shit that gets fixed

[naive bison]

very janky reflections at 0:55 in the water

[hollow oar]

he looks like this

[lone cedar]

he got an artifact

[pale ingot]

[tidal trellis]

y'all game aint even out yet. Have some faith

[broken topaz]

The trailer is always supposed to be the most polished part of the game you show off

and yet the stalker one features jank

Surely the rest of the game is fine

[naive bison]

at 1:01 i dont know what the fuck that screenshake is

[naive bison]

is it me or is this model really fucking ugly

[broken topaz]

Faith is for retards

[pale ingot]

it's supposed to be ugly dumbshit

it's an irradiated fucking mutant pig

[sage otter]

you need to turn the screen on

[naive bison]

ok low quality

[tidal trellis]

looking at you, yeah I can guess why you'd say that

[robust cove]

Would

[minor cypress]

Dont bodyshame the pig!

[civic panther]

IT'S A MUTANT YOU RETARD YEAH IT'S UGLY

[lone cedar]

tbh for me it looks so weird and janky i believe its gameplay
But you always put your best foot forward
I don't know what to believe

[sage otter]

Oh Iedy de-shitted my name colour hell yeah

[broken topaz]

You dont understand what he says

[pale ingot]

yea but u think he gets pussy?

[tidal trellis]

ugly mofo

[naive bison]

this bloodsucker model is so fucking low quality

[broken topaz]

the topology of the 3d model is off

[naive bison]

LOOOOOK

[broken topaz]

and the texture is blurry

[naive bison]

at this fucking texture

[naive bison]

what i meant

[pale ingot]

i wanted to say that the only thing i do find jank is mutants in general

[naive bison]

people wanna nitpick

[minor cypress]

<Insert ugly bastard meme>

[lone cedar]

Coc succer

[tidal trellis]

I nearly pressed one on, one of the voice channels with people in it, yikes

[lone cedar]

his animated attack is at a snails pace

[inland jackal]

yessir

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812678308227448833/1091521034907303966/BDCE20E5-FF5B-4798-8D00-EA81C1B1C446.gif

[naive bison]

janky flickery reflections on the bald guy thjat looks like swamp doctors head at 1:31

[pale ingot]

socially awkward twink

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/school-sink-warhammer-vermintide-jump-gif-21343781

[tidal trellis]

I can voice chat but its difficult with people I don't know. AND I'M NOT A TWINK

[pale ingot]

yes bro youre a socially awkward twink

[naive bison]

same janky lighting flickering at 1:58 on the left guys face

[civic panther]

also shit that is, and get this, in development, they probably didn't mean for you to SEE the full model of the bloodsucker, just the flash of it and to register "oh shit a bloodsucker"
you are fishing for shit to whing about, when it's just average stalker bs, do you know what the original games are like, poor bastard?

[naive bison]

super low quality fire smoke that's low fps at 2:03

[trim pulsar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ehF9Y-rjQKo

[naive bison]

flickery lighting at 2:08

you know what im thinking actually

[pale ingot]

shadow of chernobyl so fire. so jank 🔥

[naive bison]

is this DLSS?

[naive bison]

or some sort of upscaling or whatever DLSS is

[lone cedar]

UE5 moment

[tidal trellis]

just wait and see ya'll when game comes out. I'm not saying it'll be good but, still wait till its out to be sure

[naive bison]

more flickery lighting at 2:13

https://youtu.be/_NEt1OGnYBs?si=QCS6bG5s0Vlde90t&t=148

timestamp

[broken topaz]

Yea but when it comes to games always assume its shit until proven otherwise

[naive bison]

look at the leaves

when he's running

shit is flickering like a mf

[dreamy flax]

usagi1030, your new nickname is Beanie

[pale ingot]

im hopeful to see whats up on release. of course never preordering a game or buying on release. gonna let the dumb people do that first so i get to see what they think

[tidal trellis]

need a different mentality then

[naive bison]

this has to be some sort of upscaling or whatever

[tidal trellis]

also yeah don't pre-order still

thats regarded

or buy on release

rather see reviews and footage then decide on it

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/_NEt1OGnYBs?si=OCANzfDvlFeraXAv&t=161

NAH LOOK

LOOK AT THIS

FUCKING

[tidal trellis]

but saying its bad w/o it fully being out is stupid still in my opinion

[naive bison]

BLOODSUCKER RUN CYCLE

[minor cypress]

"In development", the same cope that allowed tarkov to become what it is

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/silhouette-souq-gif-27396432

[naive bison]

LIGHT JOG HEADASS

[civic panther]

this was 7 months ago, and there are still about 3 more months to go, with some change, they probably have a good pig/bloodsucker model made and fixed up now
also, whining about the graphics is a lot more of a UE5 problem, not a game dev problem, that shit takes engine fixes, not "oh let's release a small little hotfix that will surely fix all our problems :)"

[slender rock]

jesus

[sage otter]

Anemic mf, no wonders it wants our blood

[naive bison]

btw this "gameplay trailer" is spliced with other trailers they released

[minor cypress]

Whats wrong with it?

[naive bison]

i can't even tell what's new

[civic panther]

tarkov is different because it's been both in development AND buyable/playable for years
buying anything other then the standard edition is being willingly scammed

[hollow oar]

buying any edition is being scammed

[naive bison]

tarkov lies in gameplay trailers just the same, they showed kaban and co riding around on the BTR

[broken topaz]

"whinning about graphics is a UE5 problem" said someone who clearly doesnt know how game engines work

[pale ingot]

SWAG edition.

[sage otter]

Just release a shit Stalker 2 the modding community will fix the rest like bethesda games

[fading shuttle]

the modding community isnt enthusiastic about fixing starfield

you cant rely on that

[civic panther]

youtubers will usually do that to bring it repeatedly into one video and relrelease basically the same video for view farming, not exactly GSCs fault

[naive bison]

i'm guessing the "new gameplay trailer" bit is alrdy what i broke down? everything else is cinematic bullshit i saw before that's not organic

and just either

[fading shuttle]

there needs to be a decent frame if you want modders to make a game good

[minor cypress]

$3000 ship made of pixels

[naive bison]

slow pans over enviroment

or literal static screenshots

[fading shuttle]

thats star citizen retard

[broken topaz]

wrong game

[naive bison]

oh wait this isn't even GSC release

[minor cypress]

spaceship

[naive bison]

i guess everything i saw and said was shit was new

that fucking

bloodsucker jog

made me laugh out loud

that was so fucking bad

[civic panther]

still something they will be fixed, or something that is such a small thing to whine about, like fucking "fire smoke look bad :(((("

[naive bison]

that was like niko belic catching a taxi

[pale ingot]

7 days to die still getting worked on... zamn

[broken topaz]

Actually in a game that presents itself as very modern, using modern tech, and desperately trying to compete on graphics with bigger studios

it is a valid criticism

[pale ingot]

its gonna be like fully released soon

version 1.0

[naive bison]

it's not even that, my point of criticism is that trailers will ALWAYS LOOK BETTER THAN THE FINAL PRODUCT

and when a trailer looks bad

we are in deep shit

[broken topaz]

That too

[naive bison]

so many glaring things

i noticed like 15 things in 2 minutes

or 3 or whatever

clearly visible lighting shit

janky animations

[broken topaz]

This shows that they hacked together a build to make a trailer

[civic panther]

bloodsuckers have always ran looking like dumbasses, hunched over swinging their arms about like a doofus

[broken topaz]

from a barely working foundation

[naive bison]

the graphics are just blurry as fuck, idk maybe because they are using DLSS or something?

[broken topaz]

More likely that they use fuck tons of volumetric effects

they blur shit out

[naive bison]

that one was doing a fucking "Joe Biden jogging for 2 seconds towards the podium" bro

look at the timestamp

[broken topaz]

if you do antialiasing or upscaling with volumetric effects

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/im-coming-joe-biden-on-my-way-jog-here-i-am-gif-18722491

HE WAS DOING THIS

LOOOK

[broken topaz]

it makes it even blurrier

[naive bison]

LOOOOOOOK

[civic panther]

something yall are forgetting, which is probably why all this looks "jank" and "hacked together", because it is, because GSC has been GOING THROUGH A WAR IN THEIR HOMELAND

[naive bison]

i mean also could be whatever this channel uploaded?

[naive bison]

idk go fight the fucking war then

how is this a point

[naive bison]

or release when the game is done

[lone cedar]

i love dlss

[naive bison]

am i supposed to lap it up

cause they have a sob story?

[fading shuttle]

mans actually trying his hardest to lawyer for gsc

[naive bison]

what a dogshit argument

god damn

[broken topaz]

Well thats TAA

Its literally the worst anti aliasing method

imo

[civic panther]

THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT THEY HAD TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING A GAME

[broken topaz]

after FXAA

[naive bison]

release it when it's done then

how many sad things do they have to go through before being allowed to add the joe biden jog bloodsucker?

[quaint ore]

They moved their studio to czechia

[lone cedar]

Just bully nvidia till they implement DLAA in every game

[broken topaz]

no fuck that

I hate DLSS

DSR

[robust cove]

why are you hating on gsc this time

[broken topaz]

FSR

Fuck that

[naive bison]

that lighting was REALLY bad, i don't think they gave a fuck when making the trailer honestly

like it stands out so hard

[lone cedar]

understandable for FSR

its terrible

[broken topaz]

NO both suck

[quaint ore]

I think that GSC is fucking rusty after all these years, and they likely have an inexperienced team who dont really know how to use all this new tech

[sage otter]

Can't really compare the communities though can you

[broken topaz]

and are industry wide excuses for people to not optimise the rendering pipeline and their games graphics

because DLSS will fix performance

same with UE5 nanite

[naive bison]

yep

fuck nvidia

[broken topaz]

Fuck that shit

[naive bison]

they also lock their tech too

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-getting-political-gray-aba-gif-23528198

[naive bison]

talk shit on FSR but everyone has it

[fading shuttle]

i think you can yes, if the game doesnt have a good frame to stand on like starfield modders will not care that much

[naive bison]

don't have to pay the green tax

[broken topaz]

Sure but FSR is noticably worse than DLSS, i just prefer neither existed

[lone cedar]

XeSS will be better than FSR

[naive bison]

screenshots mean nothing to me

[lone cedar]

and its free for everyone

[broken topaz]

lol

[sage otter]

That's a common problem both games have but I think the communities are different, time will tell

[broken topaz]

XeSS is so bad

[quaint ore]

Besides, stalker games were always fucking jank, I dunno why people expect them to be GOTY levels of great.

I would pray to god just to see a playable game which wont tank my FPS to 0 because of some funky UE 5 tech.

[naive bison]

game performance will be shit no matter what, at least DLSS is there to alleviate it a bit

[lone cedar]

go try FSR on no mans sky and try not to vomit challenge impossible

[naive bison]

it may look shit but it's giving old cards a bit of life, used the fuck out of FSR on tarkov when i had a 1050

[robust cove]

Alex you should eat a chimcken fr fr

[naive bison]

non TI, 2 gig vram

[pale ingot]

just found out people are review bombing tf2 in form of protest towards valve. and it just makes me think that... it's a 17 year old game. and valve doesn't care about it. seeing a sudden amount of shit reviews on it; what's more likely to happen? them finally shutting down the servers or them fixing their ancient game that doesnt even pull in as much money as the rest of their games

[naive bison]

[civic panther]

i think you're fishing for reasons to complain about an industry wide problem, and targeting gsc in specific for it, because the trailer-preorder shit tricked you once, and it made you unbelievably bitter
no-one should ever pre-order a game or go off of a game using only the trailer, but looking at all trailers with the face value of "man, i hate trailers, i bet they do nothing but lie" because while they do, there is some shit you can tell from a trailer

[broken topaz]

Valve will not care

[sage otter]

Maybe ? I mean they surely lack numbers and it might show in the game but they had time to accomodate new technology since the win7 era 💀

[broken topaz]

They literally have a new hero shooter in the pipeline

[pale ingot]

i know

[naive bison]

we target GSC because it's a fucking stalker server, you dolt

[broken topaz]

so why would they care about tf2

[minor cypress]

Dlss + dldsr is witchcraft tho

[fading shuttle]

the protest is because out of tf2s average playerbase of 90k, only 17-25k are real players

[pale ingot]

but like seriously

[tidal trellis]

I doubt anything will happen with valve

[naive bison]

i literally brought up like 5 examples of games lying in traders too

[pale ingot]

what the fuck is a review bomb gonna do

[naive bison]

what are you waffling about

[fading shuttle]

thats the entire point of the protest

[lone cedar]

FSR is not that good overall but i can say that on ghost of tsushima the 3.1 version definitely improved but still in motion has the jaggies

[civic panther]

[naive bison]

option existing is always better than it not existing

[robust cove]

lmao tf2 fans actually still think they can get valve to notice them at all

[naive bison]

good argument bro

[pale ingot]

lmao yeah

[naive bison]

trailers suck, that trailer sucked really bad, i am not optimistic, but if the reviews come out good maybe i will get stalker 2

all i've said

[lone cedar]

in the end upscalling is a must cus UE5
Mid tier old gen cards already struggling at 1080p

[naive bison]

anyone disagree with that?

[quaint ore]

My friends pre-ordered Stalker 2 just to support the developers

[lone cedar]

bad game no buy
good game i buy

[quaint ore]

They dont expect it to be good

[naive bison]

what the fuck are the lord of west has fallen

40 fps on 1080p with a 4060 is so fucking horrible to see

[broken topaz]

not UE5's fault necessarily, Dev faul 99% of the time

[naive bison]

real and true

[quaint ore]

I have a 4060

[naive bison]

same here

[civic panther]

trailers as a whole do suck, that trailer could have sucked worse, i am neither optimistic nor pessimistic about the release of stalker 2

[broken topaz]

XX60 cards are scams, always have been

what else is new

[quaint ore]

mid Range
4060

Pick one

[lone cedar]

6700 xt

🫡

[naive bison]

why were you doing TRICKS on it then

[naive bison]

scam? no

a reason the 1060 and 1660? are literally the most used cards on steam

[quaint ore]

I got a 4060 cause it didnt cost 40 gorillion euro

[broken topaz]

Just because its most used

doesnt mean its not a scam

[naive bison]

you oculd get better value with AMD @quaint ore

[broken topaz]

People are stupid

And buy stupid shit

[lone cedar]

3060 ti is a good card

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-hawk-thps-skate-board-skate-skater-gif-17280840

[naive bison]

probably

this pc is a gift

i'm not complaining

[quaint ore]

I wasn't willing to go into that zone yet, besides I use in-built photo modes and video recording software a lot

[naive bison]

if i could adjust parts i prolly would

[lone cedar]

for the msrp 400$ , close to 3070 its definitely the best mid range gpu from last gen

[civic panther]

i've been doing pretty alright with my 2060 i got a bit ago, upgrading to a 3060 and a bunch of better shit

[naive bison]

yeah nvidia has niche applications, amd is better for the money though afaik

[quaint ore]

i got my 4060 for 330 euro

[naive bison]

still crazy tarkov runs like shit on hardware that's 7 years ahead of its release btw

[quaint ore]

Factory new

[naive bison]

it's like a game coming out today and you need a 7090 to play it

[lone cedar]

thats about where its at

[naive bison]

right now a 4080 equivalent

called RX 7900 GRE edition

is about 500$

450ish

[lone cedar]

not even close to 4080

it barely snips the heels of 7900 XT

[broken topaz]

used to be true, but AMD prices are rising and not comparitively to their card speeds or quality, and their driver quality and service has declined massively

[lone cedar]

and thats when memory OC'ed

[naive bison]

i watched the streamer tigz get 31 fps in scope on streets with a 13900kf 4090 and 32 gigs of ddr5 ram 7200 mhz

[naive bison]

that GRE card my friend got recently sounds boss as fuck

i checked benchmarks

[lone cedar]

its called Golden Rabbit Edition

[naive bison]

everything points it being close to a 4080 for half the price

[broken topaz]

Tarkov is just garbage coded by monkeys

[quaint ore]

Imma be real, the worst trend in gaming so far is releasing them unoptimised as fuck

If RTX 20 series begin to struggle, you need to reconsider your work, same with disk space, people dont want to buy SSDs with 8 terabytes of space in them just to have a few games installed

[naive bison]

real, i always said they are game designers, not coders

tarkov has cool concepts

thats it

[broken topaz]

They're not even good game designers

their quest design

is shit

[broken topaz]

their balancing is shit

[naive bison]

they are at times, streets is a cool location

runs like shit

[quaint ore]

The game engine is the main issue, Unity is not designed for games like EFT.

[naive bison]

yeah that's what my friend has now

he got it for 450 i think

[lone cedar]

best case scenario for the card

[broken topaz]

Makes them bad designers, cause making something performant is a design issue

that takes alot of planning

therefore bad designers

[lone cedar]

it is the best card this generation around

[naive bison]

no, not what i meant

[broken topaz]

The issue is not unity

lol

[naive bison]

design as in "wow that looks cool" or "wow that's a cool idea"

like picture in picture scopes, armor plate system

execution and coding is

not so much

[naive bison]

we are still trying to "upgrade" to unity 2022

[tidal trellis]

Are u guys still on about this

[naive bison]

i legit thought tarkov was gonna close down when the whole unity gouging shit came out

[quaint ore]

Better than fetish studies ngl

[naive bison]

nah bro

stop

ur embarassing yourself

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-green-monster-typing-working-computer-gif-21182775

[quaint ore]

It was in beta for longer than DayZ

[lyric horizon]

Constructing siege equipment

wood needed

Constructing siege equipment

Constructing siege equipment

[naive bison]

"the game is in beta, they will optimize it later" you know what they did time after time on streets instead of optimizing it? TACKING ON MORE SHIT ON TOP SO IT RUNS EVEN WORSE

[lone cedar]

Your grannary is empty sire

[lyric horizon]

A message from the Rat

[lone cedar]

Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord
Can't place that there m'lord

[lyric horizon]

Stone needed

[naive bison]

stronghold?

[lyric horizon]

Stone needed

Stone needed

Stone needed

Stone needed

Stone needed

Stone needed

[broken topaz]

The game has been in development for about as long as star citizen btw, and still hasnt released all maps

[naive bison]

i never played it in english

[lyric horizon]

same

[naive bison]

i heard "a message from the 🐀 "

instantly thought stronghold

boss game

[lyric horizon]

one hell of an rts

loved it

[naive bison]

i always wished i could zoom in closer

[lone cedar]

the only one i played and i can say its goated

[naive bison]

to look at the cool models

never could

[lyric horizon]

Man

I waited 4 years for manor lords

just to do that

and i love it

[naive bison]

what is manor lords

[quaint ore]

I'd rather play Star Citizen than tarkov at this point

[broken topaz]

Star citizen atleast has the "we are actually working on 2 games" And the "Its an entire open sandbox universe" excuse to excuse atleast some of its dev time

Tarkov is comparatively fairly straight forward

they are just retarded

[lone cedar]

select the big plate of food for villagers

[quaint ore]

Mainly cause design there is cool af to me and I love interactive space ship interiors

makes my monkey brain go mm

[broken topaz]

Not to forget that Chris Roberts is fucking retarded to start Star Citizen on Cry Engine

[tidal trellis]

Fair enough

[quaint ore]

Why

[lone cedar]

mmm food

[quaint ore]

Crysis 3 already juiced out every bit of Cry Engine

[civic panther]

as long as im getting 60fps, or higher, i do not care, why are people striving for 180fps when it don't really mean that much ?

[broken topaz]

It was an advanced engine at the time, it just was really really bad at networking

so his first versions of the game were fine on it

But expand to bigger player numbers and open universe

and you run into mucho problems

[quaint ore]

So they switched engines from cry engine to unreal?

[broken topaz]

No

[lone cedar]

this is with the best cpu possible to extract the most performance
But if u dont have the monitor to support the frame rate just bump it up to 4K res

[broken topaz]

Its a custom inhouse modified version of cry engine

to the point where its no longer cry engine

[quaint ore]

`Basically it is like building a IFV out of a Dacia SUV

[broken topaz]

They had to rewrite alot from scratch

[lone cedar]

KCD2 cry engine

its crysis - medieval version

[broken topaz]

No they definitely did more than bethesda

Like for all intents and purposes its no longer cry engine

and capable of more

Bethesda does literally fucking nothing

A more apt comparison

is between arma 1 and arma 3

that quite literally

use the same engine

[lone cedar]

arma 4 too

[broken topaz]

to the point where

server settings that work in arma 1

work still in arma 3

[broken topaz]

arma 4 is developed on a new engine

so is reforger

that was built from scratch

by the original DayZ dev team

[lone cedar]

Warcraft 3...Reforged

💀

Reforger

How does it run

still 10 fps on 4090

[pale ingot]

https://c.tenor.com/JCe2AECXQ2QAAAAM/black-man-suit.gif

[broken topaz]

Reforger and DayZ both run well

compared to arma 3

[quaint ore]

yeah

Arma 3 runs on an engine from 1990s

[tidal trellis]

don't remind me

[quaint ore]

Reforger and dayZ are on a new one

[broken topaz]

Arma 3 didnt have 64 bit support until well into its lifespan

[lone cedar]

bethesda 👉 👈 did u say 90's engine?

[broken topaz]

and several DLC releases

[quaint ore]

And by god, i have not experienced as much pain as in arma 3 engine

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ArP80CnEMS8?feature=share

[quaint ore]

2k hours in the editor

of pure pain

Because something always went wrong cause the engine felt like it

so I rewrote fucking mission code several times till it worked

And dont get me started

when it fucking deleted

your entire fucking saved mission folder

[atomic pewter]

Double rations except the only food we're eating is fucking cheese

[broken topaz]

bro got himself started

[atomic pewter]

The campaign missions teaching you how to maintain an economy and such

[quaint ore]

I know a few arma mod developers who mainly do stalker shit

[atomic pewter]

"Today we're only gonna be erecting dairy farms for cheese"

[quaint ore]

Some stuff they told makes me hate Russians more

than I do already

[drowsy solstice]

Trust me, many russians hate other russians

[lone cedar]

Cheese and bread

[quaint ore]

They privatise mod developers and pay them to postpone public mod publishings so their shitty servers have technological advantages over others

[atomic pewter]

We shitting bricks tonite

[fading shuttle]

those damn russians, they ruined russia!

[quaint ore]

And they straight up sell them under the guise of "Gifts" for a "donation"

The reason why arma 3 stalker modding is so stalled is because of fucking ARMStalker servers

I dont know about dayZ but some of them are gmod dark rp levels of monetised

[broken topaz]

some modded DayZ server have some garbage monetisation

stuff like that used to be against Bohemia Terms Of Service

but they stopped caring around the time Arma 3 became mega popular

[quaint ore]

It still is against Bohemia ToS, there were literally several cases I witnessed where predatory mod developers and server owners were taken down by their own communities.

F.e Scion Conflict

I was literally there

[broken topaz]

Based

[quaint ore]

when shit went down

[broken topaz]

My community was pretty involved with some mods

so I am aware of some of the ongoings

we had regular contact with some employee at bohemia because of the mods