#🎪bruh-fart
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anyway back before i ruined the reply chain
There is no pipeline I'm going down, fool
Yes
Last time i had a Hickey was 10 years ago
And it was pretty bad cause it was summer so how do you hide a hickey
Good question
phase 1: denial
I assume it's difficult to
Because i was 16 and i had to go to school and home
and you're not some modest christian young girl aren't you

ok
Bro is 26 💀
why does that matter
New meme material. Coomer caption edit iedy post
I mean, it was a badge of honour for the boys
But a badge of degeneracy to any adult
I guess it was a W
16 year old mentioned, alex appears 
Damn, I can already see a couple of gray hairs
what the fuck did I read
😦
NO FLOP TURN BACK
Yes, how old are you
Its happening again
I've said it in here before
ok, we are sending you to bangladesh
Like 3 or 4 times
flop, there is a way for you to escape
Say it again or i will deem you underage and exile you from here
so there's this place called hooters
I will die on this hill.
👋
BUT PAKISTAN IS HORRIBLE
Mota?
Ok, i will look for it , if you are underage you are gone
nah they want women, he has to go to the shitty version
Sure
I finished N.H.K.
💀
Never
it had some tear jerker moments
mota was banned?
Woah that was quick
oh boy
Wasn't it kota
it was kota that got banned wasnt it?
average femboy age 
You don't understand the madi lore. First it starts with wanting to leave your home country and ends with you getting your ass resized for below US minimum wage
bruh
Can you kill Strigoi too
Do NOT kill Strigoi
I might have got them mixednup
Stella moment
I thought both kota and mota got banned
Yep , Kota posted pedo shit
instantly banned by Falco
hmm maybe I will remove that mean thing I wrote in your note section 
Wait Kota is gone?
i guess he ran out of lives
yes
destroy the child
What did he post?
twink hooters probably exists
Just when you think you know someone
fate of every catposter
something pedophelic
Thats how they get you , little 16 year old
Jesus christ
femboy hooters yes, madi tried to apply but he lacked qualifications
One time he dm'd me
"You're very mature for your age"
??????????
given enough time, poeple show their true colors
what

Nah i'm kidding
cat posting is fine but making it your whole gimmick is weird
😭

oh no
Proof or nah
Issa joke

I never talked to him on dms
is it tho

it's a major RED FLAG
bro why you framing him
man really out here sending false allegations
he got himself banned
wtf
i love misinformation
Me too
16 yr
kota was a wholesome little fuck he didn't deserve the self destruction he inflicted upon himself
I thought jokes were funny
For real
mods kill him
it was leaning into pedophelic territory
Usagi
I didn't see what he posted
Me neither
heard it was just a bubble react of a twitter post
some thing related to child po
yeah same
suit yourself, thought you wanted to escape pakistan, but guess not
fuck you on about
do not google
I was too late when it happened by minutes but it was something related to that
I wanna keep my soul and dignity
I'm not changing my pfp to a dogshit game
Valid
not siege you fuckstick
Even more valid
fucking ROGUE SPEAR
bro
experience?
where it was fucking PRIMO
implying that siege is the only dogshit game in the series
they are fucking among us
Lockdown was weird
if they are fucking among us why are we not hearing the lewd noises
bro really saying "LISTEN YOU SHOULDVE MADE YOUR PFP THIS GAME FROM 1999"
yes
it's from tom clancy
not anymore
Vegas was good, Vegas 2 was good gameplay wise shit for storybuilding
Ubisoft are known for
Either really good games or biggest piece of dogshit I ever heard
No in between
blur single handedly showing he is an ancient mf
hard day of moderating discord
Human meatball
is that nickocado avocado
that's falco iirc
no he isnt that fat
fuck me
yes
the best
aw missing the first game disk
THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK IN MY TEETH, NO
Remember ghost recon before it was open world
44 for shipping
Only tom Clancy? I think game I played is
They got teeth in pakistan?
Wildlands??? It's called
welp not gonna react then
sigh
What are we talking about rn
R6
It's good but it KICKS MY PC'S, ASS
Thought the first gif said speak
The good one or the bad one
It makes it overheat so much
What's up?
probs the bad ones
wildlands is cool I guess but it's like the ubisoft throwing shit at the wall era
Agree to disagree I suppose
Ghost Recon 2 was hard
Gr future soldier
GR:AW
I like Wildlands, only issue being it makes my PC explode
i just hate my life so I play R6 Siege
And plus the fact I suck with tactical shooters
wildlands is a tactical shooter?
I don't know good positioning to save my life and recoil control
Ghost Recon Wildlands yeah
Least I think so
you're gonna do fine, look, these are the basic shit I learned from just playing tactical games, just make sure your shots hit and dont stay in one spot
thats it
R6 tends to do that
chat needs reseting ig
We should talk about politics, haha
Only thing I am honest to god good at is communication with teammates (or friends in-game ig?)
And that's it
My comms in games are way too good
Bc I played lots of tarkov and arma reforger now aswell
Mood
tarkov? you must like suffering
Yea
if falco sees this he'll be pissed
TWD spoilers for him
I think he's seen this gif too many times
Wym
atleast you aint givin half your money for virtual tanks, fucking gaijin
thats what it used to be for me

Guys should I play the walking dead s2
It's not even a twd gif
Are you tripping
I am now

listen it's been a long and not so hard day at work
bananabread
French toast
cyberpunk?
Yes
cellphone?
time to kill him
you never know, maybe bro was just abreviating cyberpunk or cellphone
of cringe
Not the diddler bro
bull fucking shit
He meant cyberpunk
He changed it after I pointed it out
he forgot to include the 2077
he has an anime profile picture, it doesnt make it any better man
For real
Kys
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
exactly, always better options out there
Yeah
I have nothing to play, god damn it
Play baldurs gate 3 with me
play project zomboid or whatever
A friend of mine is away rn so I got fuck all to do
Minus gamma or Minecraft I guess
Play Baldurs Gate 3 with me
no
Its been raining like
Daily
So I have nothing to do rn aswell
So play Bg3 with me
The flooding
That first part actually goes crazy though
Fr tho
They're just built different bro trust me
...wouldnt that still just be your regular uncle if you arent blood-related? 
no, that'd be my cousins third neighbor
so your cousin's stepdad? 
Came from the bottom now i'm at the top this is the sound of a robot 🗣️ 🔥
THIS IS THE SOUND OF YUNO MILES 🔥
Traditional Balkan shopper
He just don't care
It's about hygiene right? 
What you see when you wake up:
Whos this Skibidi guy
uhm, waht the sogma
Easy way to get kicked out of a store in the US, but depends on area.
why
People don’t want fat ugly people to show off their fat ugly bodies in their stores.
Busy whats your occupation
But some states can let u get away with some wild stuff I believe
He's a old man
I know
He lives in a nursing home
Retired?
wtf no one ever told me to stop coming to the shop with my fat ugly body exposed america is literally 
Eating jello
no this is too much
nothing about pants?
The Earth is not flat...and yet MANY real people ACTUALLY believe it. They aren't trolling, either, and this documentary is a deep dive into the world of the Flat Earth theory, exposing the deception, dishonesty, and disgusting underpinnings of their worldview, one we knew was wrong a thousand years ago.
Massive thanks to @MCToon @FTFEOfficial...
Babe, wake up
New Veritas video dropped
Five hours in
Still don't know what this has to do with Tarkov
Tarkov is set on earth
Back to listening to the same music playlist I've been listening to for the 30th time
I think it's some dead language word for
&
Yeah
But instead of dark cults and interesting conspiracies
It's just fraternities and boring conspiracies
Cbat all over again
Skull and Bones isn't as interesting as everyone makes it out to be
fireeeeeee
nice try government 
Flat earthers are the best baiters, the amount of people who think they are real is actually ridiculous
Like it's stupider to believe that people believe the earth is flat than to actually believe the earth is flat
The fact that they have conventions and fund "documentaries" and have long drawn out videos suggests a lot of them are real
I feel like a lot of you need to interact with more retards IRL to figure out that not everything is bait
you think gamma server members go outside
of course not
people tell me touch this thing called "grass"
but I don't know what it is
They also tell me to take a -
well, I don't know how to spell it, actually
shaw - wir
I don't know what that is
shower
It hides blind dogs and cat mutants, wdym you dont know what grass is.
Right
I'll make sure to bring a semi automatic shotgun while doing this "touch grass" job
inb4 "hur dur 0 grass density gang"
what shape are the sun and moon then? 
I play with high density and size cause I like pain
its not a flex, its just for pain
That's a difficult question tbh
it's common knowledge that the moon is actually a husk, the body of the dead god Lorkhan whereas the "sun" is just abig ass hole in the aetherius
the real questions for flat earth conventions
broski really has a silly conspiracy about a silly conspiracy
clearly, the sun is a large ball of plasma at the end of a tube floating about the flat earth
that's why only a fraction of the earth's surface is illuminated at any given time
(don't mind the fact that this model can't explain why the sun disappears over the horizon)
It's called riding the bit
a ball? 
hnnnng
I thought this was just a really gaunt child for a sec
it's someones mom/gran still kicking it goth
let me explain
ryry is rarity, not the norm
or maybe a
ryryty
...I know 
would've liked to see her 20y ago
inb4 literally the same
That's the secret captain, everything is bait
can't believe how hard I fucked up my own joke before the edit
lol
AFAIK:
Flat earthers don't have a good reason for why the earth would be flat while all other celestial bodies are spherical
Flat Earth overlaps with chrisitian conspiracy theories though. It would make sense for the designated home of humanity to differ from everything else.
Frank Whorigan
there was always one foundation for that sillyness and it's just fuck you science man! you are paid by the government to say that!
its called being brain dead
and it's not only for flat earth goof

i will outjoke you all someday but not for now
what type of proto german are you
i have a cooldown for some days
the funny one 
when people try to debate with flat earthers, they limit themselves to experiments that don't require expensive labs or airplanes to test
arguing with genuine flat earthers is playing on easy mode
but you also learn a few things about physics and optics
are you really going to trust what some greek dude said 3000 years ago
Your supposed to suck it
Not bite it
modern science should prove the earth isn't flat instead of relying on what some dead dude said
Oh yeah?
Yes
flatearthers have done experiments on planes before, only to have their experiment backfire on their face 

tie camera to baloon > send ballon into space > get proof that earth is illuminati shaped
you can do it yourself
maybe we send you to space and you tell us
hi surrae
what point of arguing there is at all if the flat earther renounced a scientific proof to be one in the first place? give him more scientific proofs?
toilet skibidi
spoken like a true brainwashed monkey
they got surrae
you don't want to go to space? Your loss
I don't want to be punished by God for encroaching onto His domain.
yes.. I can see the wisdom on Your words
walking among us to spread You're holy light
Yrou
smartest burglarian
the guy who invented domestic abuse and xenophobia?
I'm not gonna lie, I almost completely forgot this server is for stalker, im just here for brainfart most the time now 
poor guy
gamma lore and questing update waiting room (it'll never happen)
orangina
bath or life for dry cat
🗣️ 📣 BATH
wet pusst
noww
Its coming, one day... right?
Goober
dumb hoe saved him from herself
self report
what a kickable looking mutt
Hope our grandkids enjoy the update one day
His brotha
that doesnt look like an american
Tf that dog do to you? 
they'll get to play stalker 3, which is a really buggy mobile gacha
existing on the same flat earth as me
Cant wait to spend 500$ on lootboxes so i can roll strelok
I regret changing to a faction that can do the mainstory cause now I am now stuck with people talking about some loser named Strelok
KILL STRELOK
just be a zombified stalker and be free from society
we should murk you
Real, they say every five seconds, "i saw a guy in a helmetless seva suit, could it be strelok?"
we shouldn't
Wish i could just tell them the balding bastard is back so they wont keep repeating themselves like a brainrotted parrot
hey guys do u know of this guy named Strelok
"I saw a guy in a helmetless HEV suit, could it be freeman?"
strelok this strelok that how about you get a strelook at these nuts
I wonder how many people on this server even found the freeman easter egg in OG stalker
Do you have time to talk about the Chief Scientific Advisor of Ukraine, Strelok?
Man i have come to realize over time, stalker 2 is going to be so ass, dunno why i was on copium so much
it aint even OUT YET
shut up ham
Pride month?! Shit's gae all year!
NUH UH ITS BAD BECAUSE THE DOOMERS ON REDDIT SAID SO!!!
your mother
But in all reality its been in development hell so much i have a feeling the game will just be ok
The only saving grace is if it will have good moddinf support
anything will be better than the broken gear simulator modded stalker has devolved into
and yes it will have actual modding support
If it can act as a good canvas for modders to puke onto maybe it'll be like skyrim, where the game itself is pretty good, but mods make it special
Why are you in the gamma server if you hate it so much tho 
How am I supposed to know I hate something without playing it first 
mood
Based, i guess?
based? based on what????????
based on real documented fax
Based on concrete foundation with steel rebar
Real solid stuff
I gotten so many pings today
I am having a mental breakdance
damn
days gone going crazy rn
2 half naked men in a room together touching eachother
greatest zombie story game ever
have you tried going outside of ram ranch?
(major spoilers actually)
look at this man.. they're freaky asf
note: they have pants on
Here have another @tidal trellis 
damn u

@tidal trellis
@green schooner
good game, hope you have fun
it is fun
u are spared
enjoying the story
This is A FICTIONAL WAR btw
i can enjoy even a shit story, i don care much
i just grinded to max trust on tucker's camp to get myself some cool guns
nice (remember to buy upgrades)
yeah i got the mag upgrades
50 rns in one mag
@grizzled meadow got an idea for a new brainfart command
what is your idea soldier
killdozer day
say it man
he forgot
I'll wait for Falco
he's senile he's probably already asleep
U see those slippers she js wearing?
immortal shoes
Dw I wont forget the idea
real she had them golden crocs
HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
Should I try to make her break up with her bf and start flirting with her
teaching morons for minimum wage
tell me it
depends where , teachers nowadays earn pretty well over minimum wage
minimum wage in Romania is 250 euros for example, i earn almost 800 euros with barely 1.5 years of experience

What will I earn as a chemist with phd in romania
they told me it's my month... opps don't know it's really my century 💯
on a college? easily over 1.5 grand
we must found black mesa in romania
crack
yeah I will be a crayz academician in romania
boys I'm going to Romania it's settled
Chemists with PHD are rare as fuck in a country where Soap / Toothpaste use decreases every year

I will stop being trans and live in the mountains and smoke 90 cigarettes per hour
how about building a gopnikfart village
insane concept
gopnikfart village would have a civil war because one side would try to start a weekly group goon sesh
they will force me to make meth for them
very humorous
would gopnikfart village be a rookie village kinda deal or more like the dark valley bandit base
lung cancer, inoperable
creating new varieties of lung cancer
Average smoker here for the past 25 years : healthy as a bull
Me , never smoked and probably never will : Pneumonia twice a year
it be like that
the cigarettes disinfect their lungs 
smoking has been used to preserve meats for a long time 
oh okay
17 shots no 38
Would learning Romanian be a wise investment then?
make grapeonade
Hey
hi

alr
why Delight
Oughtta start smokin then pardner
car
whats good brainfarters
Kota is gone, you are next
Nota and Mota


the pair
bruh
I'm curious how most of you would react if you suddenly and unexpectedly met Ryan Gosling irl
back to formula
brother got tats all over his arm
a better name for him would be starvy
cat

Wouldn’t Smokey’s brother also be called Smokey?
You know because of the…..
Guns…
The gun smoke…
@toxic delta

22 years
100000 years
much has happened since then
you two are positively hillarious
two of bulgaria's best clowns
trained by alex himself
i thought flop was pakistani
he is
I am
but it's hetero 
Thot brotherhood 
Ah astrid, the white woman with a werewolf husband
just post helldiver porn
Even in tamriel the stereotype lives strong
discord die?
Also I think desktop discord is dying
discord is mocking me, there is no dm, i checked
check the cash shop
they want you paranoid
nope
pov: you got your first ever friend request
There was actually
What
things are going down in the mods feet channel
awooga but the bad kind sadly
So discord is shitting the bed
when is it not
new season dropping next week
unusual activity detected
its in the nitro bar
(they know you wont get nitro anyways)
except they expertly made it so nitro bar doesnt load in
yep
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usagi1030, your new nickname is Hole
whar
would
eugh
would
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
i need to do a captcha to send falco a frien request
block him instead
well are you human
dont need a captcha
oh.
i mean... they're completely right
hi

bye
Love me some anal electrocution
Twinkle twinkle little star
lets not
lets yes
The pixels bro
u can count them
bruh

hi farfalla
hiii :3
Bouncy cat
Yes
that is a dog you bumbling idiot. you buffoon. you dinglehead
dinglehead
sounds about right
weedhead
hi cloeset man @tidal trellis
Of the time you got called
A nice person
from the brainfart loremaster i'll believe it
brainfart lore
you made that shit.. damn..c razy...
were you doint the za tho?
(he gets scared)
cat
LETS FUCKING GO
...idontgetit
likewise
I feel like I am going mad
I feel like I'm battling the forces of chaos and I'm not winning
as put perfectly by Ross Scott
You should go you know
Open up
Come out of the closet to us
It cant be easy
perish
Hey man im just trynna help
OW I put my legs in a stupid spot now they hurt
Hello Ivan
oh hell yeah
the twink is too fearful to come out
we already know man
its fine
silence ham, let me enjoy anchors aweigh in peace
@tidal trellis a whole twink
Why are they saying these things about you bro
its slander I tell you
@broken topaz omg
And i'm the weird one for having an Evelyn pfp
Yeah right
And then BOOM
New layer 2 bell..
NAH BUT KYS
p!alex
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even zoro and ryry saw this was a lost case bro, surrender
and I hope you suffer
never
man got the taser
why is this so funny to me
cuz its a vine
its from the golden days
I have a shitty sense of humor
retard
@green schooner
youre not a sigma..
LOL
I think most of it is shaped by the gmod idiot box
WHAT
hi
me rn
die
I'll be blunt with you
yes
Yea
regard
love this image
a mod should add a bot function where if an image link matches a previously posted one it automatically puts the repost reaction under it
chainsaw man bus

@pastel quartz
Someon Hacked the School Inspectorate Site from Iasi


@grizzled meadow
no shot
1 sec
the page dont seem to respond 
they killed the site
A few things so no your suspicions are warranted
her face looks uncanny. i dont know why. is she wearing that much makeup or am i tweaking
or is that simply an ai generated image
I think “John” is trying to tell us something
No I think that’s actually them
Had no clue they were one of those but that’s cool ig
They can be cool too
Stop being bored
every tmie i see dungeon meshi izutsumi memes it makes me want to spoil the manga
like there isa n urge that slowly increases every time i see a fucking annoying ass izutsumi meme
but cat girl cute
OMG I FINALLY FOUND IT
https://youtu.be/CEmtC6sMlqM?si=_k3UkJP4Z0hLs0Xb
dividio kali ini windah Basudara main game yg sedang ramai di tiktok yaitu the classroom
dimana game ini sangat banyak anomali ny
fullnya di channel YouTube Windah Basudara ya guys
cocky want boing boing
When I think salt lick I think of something else
Particularly someone's head being smashed in with one
Watch the news
watch the govt subsidized propaganda channel
Who watches the news???
I only get my news from hastily written paragraphs on people's car windows and 4chan boards

Yes
Only for entertainment though
Never for knowledge
splendid
Smash
Maverick is crazy 🗣️ ion care what you say 🙉 yall don't know ❌❌❌ I KNOW 🗣️ 🗣️ I KNOW 🗣️ oh we in layer 2 ❄️ uhwahhhhh 🎵 🎵
Down he goes
Shut up you damned ghost
I pity those who work in call centers
Yea
I used to work there
In database section tho
How was the experience?
Or the indians who actually work in legit tech support
Mixed
On one hand operators are in a constant stress of people berating them
On the other hand, i've had the most memorable company trips yet
(As in actually fun)
Hello all





