🎪bruh-fart

[solar obsidian]

tomboys have more muscle

[prisma quiver]

F1?

Nascar?

Digital?

[stone blade]

if I had the choice
group B

[prisma quiver]

[stone blade]

but I don't so I would go for 18 wheeler drag racing

[stone blade]

enough torque to bend reality

[tidal trellis]

wow!! cool philosophy!!!

[prisma quiver]

Imagine if I had a reddit account

I’d be so racist

[tidal trellis]

pounds gained

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-20760081

[stone blade]

I don't need one

to be

[prisma quiver]

WE GET IT

[stone blade]

[prisma quiver]

SHUT UP

[stone blade]

no

kys

[prisma quiver]

Grrr

[stone blade]

??? wtf is that

[solar obsidian]

!reddit

[split canyon]

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[stone blade]

are you gey?

[prisma quiver]

Chief Keef wouldnt say that…

[prisma quiver]

Yes.

[stone blade]

I can tell

[tidal trellis]

we can tell

[prisma quiver]

Thanjs

[stone blade]

we*

[prisma quiver]

Thanks

😃

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

got em soo good

[dreamy flax]

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Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[slender rock]

oh no

i found it in german

[prisma quiver]

Is that the cat from tom jerry

[stone blade]

Tom yes

I'm literally him

[prisma quiver]

Very nice

[prisma quiver]

Wait what happened to tree

[slender rock]

got cut down bro

[prisma quiver]

No.

Ah

[narrow sorrel]

Aramaki?

[slender rock]

😮

[slender rock]

yes

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769901696633274368/968253884009168946/Screenshot_20220422-172533_2.jpg?ex=665f7f33&is=665e2db3&hm=aff8f3093a29f6904f329b44f173af67cae6cb415a0ffc0e7c34cd5c48a00d69&

[slender rock]

Ape face himself

[stone blade]

Fk waiting for the tables to turn bro I'm killing myself

[tidal trellis]

don't

you have so much for to live for

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz assalamu aleikum warahmatulah wabarakatuh

[stone blade]

monster energy? yes

[tidal trellis]

there is so much better stuff you can drink, like water for instance

why drink monster energy, all your gonna get is your heart to explode

[stone blade]

damn

[tidal trellis]

no

[stone blade]

bro hit me with that

[prisma quiver]

@slender rock You are odd.

[stone blade]

so are you

be quiet

[prisma quiver]

No

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/502192953029033995/1229339466485727293/image.png?ex=665f7158&is=665e1fd8&hm=f6ad03fac9680732beb2f352c60d36ffb591eb1d2603858022f0ebfc4574c4a7&

[prisma quiver]

I can walk without a cane

[stone blade]

was it towards me?

[prisma quiver]

He can’t

[prisma quiver]

His knees give out

True

[tidal trellis]

say your credit card information

[prisma quiver]

Yea

Do it

[tidal trellis]

not tired enough then

[prisma quiver]

Get this man nyquil

[tidal trellis]

spice proves that

you need be to a certain level of retard to leak important information when sleepy, and most aren't that level

and that too

[prisma quiver]

You probably shave your hands

Yuh uh

Hm

Alr

[naive bison]

French-Canadian Boomhauer

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-gibberish-gif-15531357

[slender rock]

and?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ae: Arabic (العربية)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Kill yourself

[tidal trellis]

maybe I shouldn't be drinking this cold af milk, its making my jaw and teeth hurt

[prisma quiver]

أقتل نفسك

[slender rock]

drink it faster

[lusty sonnet]

chug it

[prisma quiver]

Chug

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow can i dm?

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/man-chugging-milk-drinking-milk-milk-dad-chugging-milk-dad-drinking-milk-gif-25995240

[tidal trellis]

no im not chugging it

[stone blade]

I have question

[tidal trellis]

thats retarded

[prisma quiver]

ö

Here comes the weirdo

[lusty sonnet]

you can always dm falco

[slender rock]

Tú primero, hombre

[grizzled meadow]

Why are you even asking

[delicate trench]

@broken topaz @paper glen why did both of you put that reaction

Do you need to get your eyes checked or something?

[prisma quiver]

I hate you or thanks depending on what that means

I could never hate you

Too much fun

[delicate trench]

A beautiful beast of a woman like that deserves respect not scrutiny

Don’t be an ass

[stone blade]

true

[prisma quiver]

Kill yourself

[stone blade]

bitch got curves

[prisma quiver]

Alr

[slender rock]

translate it though

[stone blade]

I said keep quiet

[prisma quiver]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1190338305313743029/IMG_2444.gif

[slender rock]

[prisma quiver]

I don’t want to

Do it for me

[slender rock]

or wait for the spanish speakers do it

[prisma quiver]

Abortion!

[delicate trench]

And after I defended you….. 🥲

[prisma quiver]

Ugh

Fine

[delicate trench]

I see how you feel

No need to lie now

[prisma quiver]

Just for you blurredlogic

[stone blade]

well in that moment no

[broken topaz]

Just not my type

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (español, castellano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

You first, man

[stone blade]

I'm sorry by that furry pfp cannot be defended

[delicate trench]

It should be

[stone blade]

rather it has to be shot

[delicate trench]

Learn it

[broken topaz]

No

[stone blade]

coris type is men

[broken topaz]

No

I like women

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to oxxeyd

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[broken topaz]

And men

[delicate trench]

That IS a woman

[prisma quiver]

Is tgat charles manson

[broken topaz]

Im aware

[delicate trench]

Do you not see those fucking tits?

Cori?

[broken topaz]

Im more of an ass enjoyer

[prisma quiver]

Dude you are almost as bad as iedy

[prisma quiver]

TRUE

[delicate trench]

That’s there too

You just need to look beyond

[tidal trellis]

he still here?

thought we scared him off

[prisma quiver]

this guy is fit to replace iedy

[delicate trench]

The tail is just a clip on

[broken topaz]

Makes it worse

[stone blade]

garnet from steven universe anyone?

[delicate trench]

Like those things girls/twinks wear with the fur on the end of them

[stone blade]

backshots?

[tidal trellis]

perish

[broken topaz]

Real

[stone blade]

HAHAh

nah but fr though

she bad

[broken topaz]

Fr

[prisma quiver]

Ivan, would Chiefy Keefy want this?

[broken topaz]

She can get it

[tidal trellis]

duality of man

[stone blade]

all night

[delicate trench]

(“He doesn’t know”)

[broken topaz]

Well flop garnet is female

[stone blade]

BRO

chief keef would 100% go for Garnet

[prisma quiver]

Lmao true

[delicate trench]

No he doesn’t

[broken topaz]

We already know u gae as hell flop

Ofc you wouldn't bang garnet

[stone blade]

flop is the next madi

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight as a line mr

[stone blade]

the typa shit I'd do to garnet

[tidal trellis]

hell no, I have more self respect and dignity

[delicate trench]

That’s disgusting don’t mention them again

[prisma quiver]

Straight as circle

[delicate trench]

The fuck is wrong with you all

[stone blade]

okay my bad

youre the next maja

[prisma quiver]

YOU CALLED AN ANTHRO ANIMAL SEXY

[tidal trellis]

nahh

[delicate trench]

(That means bisexual) 🤭

[prisma quiver]

Shut it pipsqueak

😎

[tidal trellis]

brug...

[delicate trench]

Different

[prisma quiver]

You are different

Just like Iedy

[stone blade]

like

BROTHER

[prisma quiver]

Iedy alt?

[delicate trench]

Slew footed

Eww

Gross

L

[stone blade]

if you tell me you wouldn't pound that bitch so hard her gem cracks

[prisma quiver]

Kill yourself

[stone blade]

youre lying

[delicate trench]

No gyatt

[prisma quiver]

[delicate trench]

She’s 🏳️‍🌈 bro that’s not allowed

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bao-bao-the-whale-bao-vtuber-vtuber-ponder-gif-14420212272896131328

[broken topaz]

The waist to ass ratio is insane

[prisma quiver]

I can be genderfluid for her ha ha

👅

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-gif-19453289

me when garnet

[delicate trench]

But you still have a knob

Doesn’t work like that champ sorry

[prisma quiver]

It does

[broken topaz]

Garnet would bang a girl with a dick

[prisma quiver]

I can cut it off and it would regrow

[stone blade]

cori understands me

[deep topaz]

bro why are you talking about Garnet and not wanting to shatter pearl

[delicate trench]

Sorry, it does but I mean that she wouldn’t bottom

[stone blade]

[delicate trench]

Gross

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/foucachon-daniel-foucachon-truck-plow-north-idaho-gif-23036131

[deep topaz]

id hatefuck pearl so hard so she would shut up

[tidal trellis]

snow

[prisma quiver]

Listen

Listen

Im just saying

[delicate trench]

Steven unishit has got to unironically be the worst show you people could’ve picked from to have a crush on when it comes to any of there characters

[magic tartan]

cleaning the chat from the horny

[prisma quiver]

Gwen from tdi

[delicate trench]

I mean that sincerely

[stone blade]

OKAY OKAY

but for real now guys

lets get serious

[delicate trench]

Much better

[stone blade]

this bitch

man...

[broken topaz]

is that from winx club?

[delicate trench]

Garbage fucking television

[stone blade]

yes

[prisma quiver]

Forehead bigger than india

[wraith osprey]

I want the purple bitch in a bodybag

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

[austere shadow]

Suisei gachimuchi?

[stone blade]

the trio went so hard as a kid

[broken topaz]

Guys lets be real

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-hair-wind-kim-possible-blow-kiss-gif-16086426

[prisma quiver]

I love urbex

[stone blade]

oy mama

[magic tartan]

Oh nooo

[stone blade]

now we talkin

[fading shuttle]

that aint suisei

[slender rock]

I gotta find places here

[stone blade]

jesssica rabbit anyone?

[prisma quiver]

The fuck

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/bao-bao-vtuber-bao-the-whale-vtuber-dent-gif-130421227170027099

[slender rock]

but a lot of that shit here is kinda closed off with security shit mostly

idk

[prisma quiver]

What kinda question is that

Ofc

[deep topaz]

brain deflating

[final rose]

only alex can do that

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to iprofound

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[prisma quiver]

Ghost

Caller Duty

[final rose]

indeed

[stone blade]

cori cori

[final rose]

for now he is a place holder ngl

[stone blade]

@broken topaz

listen

these 3

[prisma quiver]

Beans on toastification

[stone blade]

these went hard

[prisma quiver]

Ah

Same for me

[broken topaz]

REAL

[prisma quiver]

Kinda

I change my pfps very often

[final rose]

i dont

[prisma quiver]

Probably have a new one in 1-2 weeks

[broken topaz]

which one of them is your fav @stone blade

[final rose]

its kinda hard to pick something to stay for like the next more than 6month

[broken topaz]

Mine was definitly Sam

I have a thing for red heads

[stone blade]

same

[prisma quiver]

I just pick

Literally anything

[stone blade]

my top one will always be raven from teen titans

[prisma quiver]

Was rappers for a while now its bg3

[stone blade]

the typa shit I'd let raven do to me

in game ofc

[broken topaz]

okay guys

hear me out

[stone blade]

he about to pull something diabolical

OH NAH

i'm with you though

[prisma quiver]

@stone blade

[broken topaz]

DEXTER'S MOM CAN GET IT

[stone blade]

[wraith osprey]

there is no need to hear

[prisma quiver]

You remind me of someone ivan

[stone blade]

did I ask you

stfu

[broken topaz]

real

[wraith osprey]

you are preaching to the quire

[stone blade]

pusi mi kurac

[prisma quiver]

Kurwa

[broken topaz]

how we feeling about Judy Neutron?

[prisma quiver]

Iedyfart

[prisma quiver]

My life

[stone blade]

CORI

LISTEN MAN LISTEn

I got one for you

[broken topaz]

alright

lets hear it

[solar obsidian]

cartoon network coomer general

[prisma quiver]

Fr bruh

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to delight72

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[stone blade]

@broken topaz

[prisma quiver]

💕

[broken topaz]

REAL AND TRUE

AWOOOOOOOOGA

[stone blade]

I knew it

this man knows his shit

[prisma quiver]

Ok I agree on this one

[stone blade]

we all do

this bitch BAD

[prisma quiver]

Fr

[broken topaz]

aint no straight man alive who would pass on that

[stone blade]

not even madi

[prisma quiver]

Madi def a bottom for her

[stone blade]

for the furries

I got one

[prisma quiver]

No

Stop

Stop it

Don’t

[final rose]

i know where this is going

i knew it

[prisma quiver]

You fucking bitch

[broken topaz]

real

[stone blade]

bro

you would

stfu

[prisma quiver]

It’s an ANIMAL

Dude

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1190338305313743029/IMG_2444.gif

[stone blade]

imagine the pussy bugs be getting

@broken topaz

[final rose]

there are local hot rabits in your area

[final rose]

kys

[broken topaz]

i dont have to imagine, theres a website for that kinda stuff

starts with e

[stone blade]

we all know gwen from total drama right?

[broken topaz]

no

[stone blade]

fr?

[broken topaz]

no clue who that is

[final rose]

who?

[stone blade]

bro you missed out

big time

[final rose]

what is this

legs like a bug
waist like a bowl of fruits
wth is this man

[broken topaz]

Okay ive seen art of her before

but i didnt know who she was

[stone blade]

its the total drama artstyle

[final rose]

thank god i haven't

[stone blade]

wait a moment

we missed one

WAIT A SECOND

@final rose @broken topaz @prisma quiver @solar obsidian @wraith osprey

[broken topaz]

Wait thats familiar

but i dont recall where thats from

[stone blade]

dexters lab

[final rose]

power puff girls?

[stone blade]

the mayors secretary

[broken topaz]

RIGHT

YES

😩

[wraith osprey]

yes

[stone blade]

oh it was powerpuff

my bad

wrong one

but yes

this bitch

zoo wee mama

[broken topaz]

okay this is not a cartoon

but hear me out

[tidal trellis]

oh no

[stone blade]

waht he gonna pull out

[broken topaz]

JAK 3 BABY

[stone blade]

idk this one

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247293162301558834/GPGu7yYW4AAeHCu-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[broken topaz]

SHE A BAD ASS

And she's pretty mean

which is a plus

[atomic pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-aniki-shirt-off-gif-23603719

[slender rock]

yes

🗣️

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/238124542583767041/1247301387767906324/v15044gf0000cpf0t4nog65hu3692eng.mov?ex=665f8770&is=665e35f0&hm=5be323993ad3c8300c9ef1f447fc7abaaed1dbdf08effaa31d664e9a3fec4e46&

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur's-gate-3-gif-leak-preview-gif-15420135910267332986

[prisma quiver]

New brainfartee?

Hell yea

[stone blade]

I have a

obscure one @broken topaz

lets see who gets this one

[prisma quiver]

That is a child

[stone blade]

no

[prisma quiver]

It IS BRO

You freak

[stone blade]

well for child me

[deep topaz]

UUUUOGH

[stone blade]

she was hot

rn no

[deep topaz]

fuckin elf ear

[floral moon]

wait ı know this

arthur or someting

[stone blade]

yes

and the minimoys

[floral moon]

and yes its a child

[stone blade]

well for 7 year old me she was pretty

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to maekan

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[prisma quiver]

Key

Ket

[tidal trellis]

drunk as fuck cat

[prisma quiver]

Fr

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132100488419102821/1247302077030600734/2392.mov?ex=665f8814&is=665e3694&hm=8b85cb5a87e5835294de0c06ebf07a92cb87c7e8e38c170d1b021da01c175e48&

[prisma quiver]

Atleast not 2 gae twinks tho

@tidal trellis

[stone blade]

one is already enough tyvm

[prisma quiver]

Flop you are a fun person

😃

[floral moon]

found it worst 3d cartoon movie ever Arthur and the Revenge of Maltazard

[prisma quiver]

Anybody here got the moses parted hairline

[tidal trellis]

Mota put on the kill list

Alongside busy and ham

[prisma quiver]

Why

Im sory😢

[tidal trellis]

Mark your days mr

[heavy peak]

The phoken what?

Agartha?

[austere shadow]

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur-gate3-gif-9650995544666377281

[heavy peak]

The fuck is that?

[stone blade]

kemek with the cringy emotes

[prisma quiver]

Imma hop off freakazoids

Gn

[deep topaz]

fuck off

[stone blade]

dont wake up

haha

nice

[prisma quiver]

I wish yall nothing but the absolute worst ❤️

[austere shadow]

Very rude

[floral moon]

ı got one for you all guess this

[fading shuttle]

smh, your ass aint getting to agartha

[stone blade]

im sorry kemek

❤️

[austere shadow]

[prisma quiver]

😭

[stone blade]

he said freakazoids

he started it

[prisma quiver]

But i like chief keef

[stone blade]

so do I

[green schooner]

whos the gae twinks

[stone blade]

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[prisma quiver]

@tidal trellis

[green schooner]

whos the

second one

[prisma quiver]

His pfp

[deep topaz]

quit pinging me fartco

[green schooner]

fair

[prisma quiver]

What pride flag is that in ur pfp

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

its for larping

[prisma quiver]

Slayyyy

[green schooner]

that would get me banned

from this server

instantly

[prisma quiver]

Slayyy queen

[green schooner]

true..

its my month

[prisma quiver]

💅

[delicate trench]

Based actually

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-go-to-sleep-sleep-iron-man-hulk-gif-16586748

[delicate trench]

Hold on let me join in on this…. 😈

[delicate trench]

Yeah fuck you 🖕🏻🏳️‍🌈🫶🏻🍆🥊

[tidal trellis]

Who ping....

Can y'all really not get enough of me

Am I just that cool

[green schooner]

they are saying

your a twink

[tidal trellis]

Slander

[toxic sundial]

Chat what the FUCK does this mean?

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247308593125134466/attachment.gif?ex=665f8e26&is=665e3ca6&hm=bf985c6347c296855c19d3a1d662af8d8fe0c466c95bac41c705820a496ae806&

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-lord-farquaad-gif-4571295

your waifu is one of those pouty face waifus man

sigh

[toxic sundial]

I despise the concept of "having a waifu"

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/stark-fern-frieren-stern-stark-fern-gif-10113485874851812019

[slender rock]

literally it's what your damn profile as all over the fucking thing

[prisma quiver]

I don’t have a waifu

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus @solar obsidian

[prisma quiver]

Actually nvm

[slender rock]

you dispise it, yet having it on your fucking profle

[prisma quiver]

My waifu ken carson

[slender rock]

cunt

[slender rock]

.-.

[prisma quiver]

Ken my bae

[grizzled meadow]

What the hell is this I want to watch it

[heavy peak]

Fucking 1st transformers

[prisma quiver]

I do this a lot

[broken topaz]

this chat is so aids

have some positivity

[prisma quiver]

I’ll have a diff one by next week probably

[deep topaz]

tested positive for aids

[prisma quiver]

It’s deserved

@slender rock finish yo sentence

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/king-gizzard-kglw-cavs-michael-cavanagh-mouth-gif-23491617

the rot of brain

has completely taken over.... it's done

[tidal trellis]

Tree

[prisma quiver]

What does pouty mean

[slender rock]

jesus fucking christ

[prisma quiver]

English isn’t my first language

Calm down

[slender rock]

the internet

[broken topaz]

wdym

[slender rock]

as a fucking

tool

[broken topaz]

when someone pouts

they are pouty

or look pouty

[prisma quiver]

Im laying in bed rn and my WIFI IS GERMAN

I HAVE GERMAN WIFI

[broken topaz]

Hallo

[prisma quiver]

WHAT DO YOU EXPEU

hi

[slender rock]

SKILL ISSUE

[broken topaz]

Deutsches Kabelloses Internet

ja ja

beste

[prisma quiver]

ich liebe de intermet!!!!!2111!1!1!

2kb/s

[green schooner]

smash

[prisma quiver]

und funktioniert 90% der zeit nicht

[broken topaz]

Skill issue

Meins funktioniert immer

[prisma quiver]

„Ja bro warte einfach“

[broken topaz]

[green schooner]

go back to your channel... germoney...

[broken topaz]

shut up bottom

[green schooner]

im not

???

[broken topaz]

This chat is now property of the Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[green schooner]

the romanians will just steal it back

[prisma quiver]

Ty

[green schooner]

they always do

[broken topaz]

[green schooner]

im not

I swear

[broken topaz]

You expect me to believe that

[green schooner]

yes

im the top currently

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247308593125134466/attachment.gif?ex=665f8e26&is=665e3ca6&hm=bf985c6347c296855c19d3a1d662af8d8fe0c466c95bac41c705820a496ae806&

[pastel quartz]

Ich in meinem bayerischen Dorf kenn das leider nur zu gut

[prisma quiver]

bayern numma 1!!!!

[broken topaz]

Joa aufm dorf is kacke

egal wo

[pastel quartz]

Bayern des samma mia

[slender rock]

Not if california gets involved

[pastel quartz]

Wobei Dorf ist übertrieben eher kleine Stadt

[broken topaz]

so ein paar dörfer um mich herum

haben Glasfaser

Wichser

[pastel quartz]

Same

[prisma quiver]

same

[tidal trellis]

Idk whats being said but I'm happy for you or sorry that it happened

[green schooner]

true

[broken topaz]

16k einwohner stadt = VDSL beste was geht

[green schooner]

speak arabic

flop

[tidal trellis]

I can't

[prisma quiver]

They hit the second tower

[green schooner]

wdym you cant

your pakistani

[slender rock]

some areas near him have fibre connections

[green schooner]

your fake

[pastel quartz]

Die Tschechen die bei mir gleich neben an sind (weil ich fast an der Grenze wohne) haben auch besseres Internet

[tidal trellis]

I am but I can't, somehow the English language overwrite my brain

[slender rock]

you're welcome

[broken topaz]

Schon traurig

outperformed von Tschechien

[prisma quiver]

bro ich lebe 3h oder so von der grenze

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

@broken topaz

[tidal trellis]

English is the only language I am properly fluent in now

Somehow

[pastel quartz]

Ich nur 1h

[slender rock]

where did all these germans come from

👀

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247308593125134466/attachment.gif?ex=665f8e26&is=665e3ca6&hm=bf985c6347c296855c19d3a1d662af8d8fe0c466c95bac41c705820a496ae806&

[pastel quartz]

Germany

[tidal trellis]

Ask them, they're right here

[broken topaz]

Yea

[prisma quiver]

Germany

[slender rock]

Not what I meant you dick

SHUT UP MOTA

[broken topaz]

Warte hier war irgendwo noch ein kieler

[slender rock]

pleady pouty uwu waifu havin ass

[broken topaz]

mist der is weg

😔

Der ging mit mir zur Uni lol

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur's-gate-3-leak-preview-hd-gif-4541929101502788941

cori

[broken topaz]

yes mota?

[prisma quiver]

in wlchn bs

[slender rock]

like okay yeah shes cute

but

[broken topaz]

you okay?

[prisma quiver]

Woher kommst du

[pastel quartz]

Ich mach grad mein Abi

Jetzt bayerisches Abitur Anekdote einfügen

[grizzled meadow]

Parlate inglese pezzi di merda

[broken topaz]

Schleswig Holstein

[grizzled meadow]

Vi chiudo il canale

[prisma quiver]

ah

[grizzled meadow]

Eh

[broken topaz]

The axis powers are almost complete

and japanese we can ping to get here?

[pastel quartz]

Gambling sailor land

[prisma quiver]

BRO

[slender rock]

sun of a bitch

[prisma quiver]

😭

[slender rock]

not again

[broken topaz]

there's probably several romanians in here

The boys are back

[grizzled meadow]

Is Cori doing a WW2 joke

[slender rock]

LEAVE MY BOATS ALONE YOU FUCKS

[prisma quiver]

Ik shes not real

[slender rock]

LEAVE THE BOATS ALONE!

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

НЕТ НЕ НАДО Я НЕ НЕМЕЦ

[grizzled meadow]

Surely (not)

[prisma quiver]

I have no feelings for virtual characters

[grizzled meadow]

[broken topaz]

actually so real

[prisma quiver]

Im not a redditor

[slender rock]

no, you're not

[broken topaz]

What are our gambling laws?

[slender rock]

you're worse

[grizzled meadow]

Is that so

[slender rock]

brainfart is worse

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247308593125134466/attachment.gif?ex=665f8e26&is=665e3ca6&hm=bf985c6347c296855c19d3a1d662af8d8fe0c466c95bac41c705820a496ae806&

[broken topaz]

Is gambling not allowed anywhere else? or not online ? @prisma quiver @pastel quartz

[grizzled meadow]

That was quick

[prisma quiver]

ka

[green schooner]

yes

[prisma quiver]

I made one earlier

[fresh rose]

why does dude have a speech bubble of himself

wtf

[slender rock]

sigh

[prisma quiver]

Bc I love myswlf

fuxk

[slender rock]

don't ask Dan

just

[prisma quiver]

Darn it

[slender rock]

nevermind too late

fuck it

[pastel quartz]

It's a lot more restricted here when it comes to online stuff

Plus I was shocked to find gambling machines in gas stations when I was in Hessen or NRW I don't remember, we don't have that

[broken topaz]

I dunno how its is in hessen or NRW

[prisma quiver]

The only gambling I do is cs2

[broken topaz]

but we used to have like slot machines everywhere

My old Döner place had a slot machine

[pastel quartz]

You can find them only in casinos here and maybe some other designated areas here

[broken topaz]

no wonder my dad was a gambling addict

in his 20s

[prisma quiver]

Cheesy chili döner ist geil

[broken topaz]

How many spielos do you guys have around?

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/houdiniamc-amcfeelsgreat-amc-houdini-lotto-gif-25298736

[broken topaz]

we got atleast one spielo per town

[prisma quiver]

Hm

[slender rock]

idk why that's an ad

[prisma quiver]

Maybe 2 or 3

[broken topaz]

Gambling is alive and well in the rest of germany

[prisma quiver]

I live in a small town

[broken topaz]

perfect

Im too poor to gamble anyway

[slender rock]

explains everything

[broken topaz]

be too

small ish

16k

[prisma quiver]

Wym

[broken topaz]

17k i think now

[prisma quiver]

23k here

[pastel quartz]

Yeah at least one per town of like 10k-50k people and more the larger the city gets

[prisma quiver]

Or around that

[pastel quartz]

My town has 30k

[broken topaz]

My town fucking stinks man

[pastel quartz]

If counting some very close villages in

[broken topaz]

Farmer and shoemaker town

[prisma quiver]

My town is just

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106391361009242173/1247077642700849212/IMG_6706.png?ex=665f5fcf&is=665e0e4f&hm=2d8ee04d71312c0cf76003befb2a4ed3516659973a94dc124b04067951cf9aa1&

[prisma quiver]

80% immigrants

[pastel quartz]

I am soon moving to Nürnberg though

[pastel quartz]

Same

[broken topaz]

same

[prisma quiver]

Nürnberg is nice

[broken topaz]

Well its not that much

[prisma quiver]

Atleast Breitengasse

[broken topaz]

but there sure is alot of em

[prisma quiver]

I go shopping there a lot

[broken topaz]

You already have a Receiver on a gun

retard

That also means bottoming

[green schooner]

LOL

[pastel quartz]

The most northern I have been in Germany was Berlin 10 years ago and already then it was a shit hole

[green schooner]

takes one to know one

[broken topaz]

Well Berlin is a shithole

[prisma quiver]

Berlin sucks

Hate it therw

[broken topaz]

only European Capital that has a net negative GDP

[prisma quiver]

Baltrum is nice

No cars

[pastel quartz]

Although soon I'll be in Hamburg for a little bit to visit a friend

[ruby minnow]

@grizzled meadow Falco, fottuto nerd, dove sono i miei soldi

[broken topaz]

Hamburg is also a shithole

[prisma quiver]

Only horses

[broken topaz]

Highest rate of homelessness in germany

[pastel quartz]

Wo zum fick ist Baltrum

[prisma quiver]

Coast

[pastel quartz]

Yeah I know

[prisma quiver]

Somewhere there

I forgor

[broken topaz]

The Hamburg main trainstation you can literally step on syringes

i know that

cause i have

[zealous remnant]

this is so sad, can @green schooner be exiled again?

[prisma quiver]

Was there a couple of years

[green schooner]

im not homeless??

what did I do this time

[broken topaz]

homo-less

go find a top

[green schooner]

im topping

to bad

[broken topaz]

Nuh uh

[green schooner]

you cannot change

[pastel quartz]

München is literally the best of the four cities with more than a million population and no one can change my mind on that

[green schooner]

my relationship

just by saying

"go bottom"

[broken topaz]

Yea i can

[green schooner]

you cant

[broken topaz]

now go do it

[green schooner]

he wouldnt want to

[broken topaz]

Was there once when i was 12

dont remember anything

Except the people talking funny

[prisma quiver]

It’s alr

[green schooner]

rejected for a 3rd or 4th time

yay!

[pastel quartz]

It is actually clean and beautiful if compared to Berlin, Köln and Hamburg

[prisma quiver]

Train Station smells like piss

[broken topaz]

Köln isnt so bad

[pastel quartz]

Like literally an, train station anywhere in Germany

[broken topaz]

Köln is definitely better than Berlin or Hamburg

[prisma quiver]

True

[broken topaz]

Even my small town train station smells like piss

[tidal trellis]

I go sleep, bye people

[pastel quartz]

Never been there but I heard mostly bad things

Might just be Bavarian anti-German bias though

[green schooner]

bye fake pakistani

[broken topaz]

Yea we hate you too

[prisma quiver]

One time there was just a big puddle of blood at our station

[tidal trellis]

Bruh...

[pastel quartz]

Preißnzipfe

[broken topaz]

thats not even a real word

stop making up words

[prisma quiver]

Drunk guys fought with beer bottles

I was in Garmisch last week

It was nice

[broken topaz]

Probably my fav towns in germany are Kassel and Münster

so far atleast

Lübeck too

[pastel quartz]

Preißnzipfel is a real word it literally is under the Wikipedia article of "Preißn" look it up

[pastel quartz]

Literally never been to any of them

[broken topaz]

Its not a real german word

Bavarian doesnt count

[solar obsidian]

mmmm grass

[pastel quartz]

Boarisch is supa holt dei Goschn du Hundskrippl

[broken topaz]

boarish is right

boar ppl

[pastel quartz]

Okay fish man

[prisma quiver]

My grandpa pronounces „Get me the milk“(de ofc) as

Gimmie die muich

[broken topaz]

[pastel quartz]

Based

[ruby minnow]

yo what is your skyrim mod list

that looks real good

[broken topaz]

I used to be able to speak platt

[prisma quiver]

Fus 2

[broken topaz]

kieken

kiek mol wedder in

[pastel quartz]

The only large cities I visited in Germany are München, Nürnberg, Frankfurt am Main, Dresden, Leipzig and Berlin

[prisma quiver]

DönerBob

[broken topaz]

DönerBob

[pastel quartz]

I like that

[prisma quiver]

Same for me pretty much

[pastel quartz]

Österreich ist epic

[broken topaz]

War in Frankfurt nur mal am Bahnhof

riecht nach pisse

[pastel quartz]

Ganz Frankfurt riecht nach Pisse

[prisma quiver]

Wir lieben DB

❤️

Immer pünktlich

[pastel quartz]

Yup

[broken topaz]

Auf meiner Linie fährt DB nicht mehr

ist Jetzt Erixx

Läuft noch schlechter

[prisma quiver]

💀

[pastel quartz]

Ich kenn Erixx nicht ein mal

[broken topaz]

Ich bis dahin auch nich

[pastel quartz]

Ich kenn aber die Tschechen die mit ihren Zügen zu meim Bahnhof fahren

Mia san die letzte Station für die

Mit direkter Linie nach Prag

[slender rock]

[broken topaz]

hai blur

:3 :3 :3

[prisma quiver]

war mal im Asiamarket in cz

[slender rock]

these cheese curd, are more bread than cheese

[broken topaz]

ewww

[prisma quiver]

bro die hatten alles

[slender rock]

I am disappointed

😦

[pastel quartz]

Ich war in nem nordkoreanischen Restaurant in Moskau im Februar

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622320064850558996/1108144527375605760/IMG_5730.gif

[pastel quartz]

Ganz wild

[slender rock]

the cheese is a lie

😦

[prisma quiver]

This isn’t the first time I have made speechbubbles of myself

I did it with ken Carson aswell

[broken topaz]

warum warste im Februar in Moskau?

Verwandschaft ?

[pastel quartz]

Verwandte besuchen

Yeah

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1240324498125881374/attachment.gif?ex=665f3234&is=665de0b4&hm=00b01dbd1a1df8798eb6a6b1252bfdf2ae7f668053f2498085f3fd1b363f5af4&

[pastel quartz]

In Novosibirsk war ich auch paar Tage später

[prisma quiver]

Ich war noch nicht in RU

[pastel quartz]

Werd im Juli nochmal hin fliegen aber diesmal alleine

Hab dort Freunde seit dem

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1071843868435304600/SPOILER_en.mp4

[pastel quartz]

Bruh

[broken topaz]

Sprich deutsch du hurensohn

[heavy peak]

Either y'all speak English, or fuck off to #🇩🇪-general-de

[prisma quiver]

Nur Ägypten, Spanien, Österreich, Kroatien

[heavy peak]

[broken topaz]

okay okay

we english now

[prisma quiver]

Und

[broken topaz]

im not gonna go into the german channel

i hate germans

[pastel quartz]

Western Occupation Zones 1945 be like

[prisma quiver]

1 tag in IT

Hey guys

[heavy peak]

Banned
No questions asked

[broken topaz]

CHAOS

[prisma quiver]

Whatttt

[broken topaz]

beaned

[prisma quiver]

Im speak very englisch

[remote vine]

brainrot https://youtu.be/dCEMSaho0io?si=uHPyXw3EBmbIVsVk

[broken topaz]

my english is not the yellow from the egg

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/jules-speak-english-in-what-pulp-fiction-samuel-jackson-scared-gif-9964719

[prisma quiver]

Englandia

Im fluent in english

I just talk like a mentally handicapped person on dc

[broken topaz]

I am more fluent in english than german

I cant speak german without stuttering

[prisma quiver]

Real asf bro

[broken topaz]

Writing it is no problem

just speaking is a struggle

[pastel quartz]

I speak all three languages that I know pretty well although Russian is the one I do most mistakes in

[prisma quiver]

My grammar is good but I suck at writing stories

[broken topaz]

True

[final rose]

[prisma quiver]

No speed limit🔥

[pastel quartz]

Italians are way worse

[broken topaz]

Italians are the worst

fuck italians

[pastel quartz]

Germans go fast but not reckless

[prisma quiver]

Germans are the wurst

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135041979043037267/1190338305313743029/IMG_2444.gif

[broken topaz]

Germans atleast have somewhat quality drivers education

[pastel quartz]

French are worst

[final rose]

[heavy peak]

The kids are kind
But the german kids are kinder

[broken topaz]

kys

[prisma quiver]

Antibabypillen

[broken topaz]

keep yourself safe

[final rose]

The buns man

[broken topaz]

This one just makes sense tho

[prisma quiver]

It does

[pastel quartz]

Imagine not calling buns Semmeln

[broken topaz]

Ich semmel dir gleich eine

[pastel quartz]

Imagine not saying Krapfen

[broken topaz]

Brötchen

[prisma quiver]

Whats that one food called

[final rose]

Miller

[pastel quartz]

Semml

[prisma quiver]

We just call it Amerikaner 👽😭

[broken topaz]

I dunno what that is tbf

In english

[prisma quiver]

Its like sweet and one side is choc the other is like glazed

[pastel quartz]

Idk what to call it in English either

[broken topaz]

I think thats a uniquely german thing anyway

[prisma quiver]

I like eating americans!

😃

[pastel quartz]

I wish I understood why Germans outside Bavaria are dumb

And use dumb words like Brötchen and Berliner

[broken topaz]

Wie heißen die weichen teig kugel dinger mit marmelade drin?

[pastel quartz]

Cuz it's called Semmel

[prisma quiver]

semmeln

[pastel quartz]

Krapfn

[broken topaz]

Maul

Right those were Berliner

[green schooner]

stop being the russians

[pastel quartz]

Meanwhile in Aachen:

"Puffel"

[prisma quiver]

Backpfeifengesicht

[broken topaz]

Brötchen is true and real

everything else is mental illness

[pastel quartz]

Shut up Semmel has international recognition and support

[prisma quiver]

Nice person

[broken topaz]

No

[pastel quartz]

Österreich ❤️

[broken topaz]

Österreich

[prisma quiver]

Np

[broken topaz]

Wen juckts was die Bergdeutschen sagen

[prisma quiver]

ok veo

[pastel quartz]

Ты ебанутый? What Russian?

[prisma quiver]

Vro

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wesley-snipes-gif-5584660563414908453

[prisma quiver]

niemand an meiner schule sagt französisch

[pastel quartz]

At least their train station doesn't stink on Wien

[prisma quiver]

Alle sagen franz oder franze

[pastel quartz]

Franzaken

[broken topaz]

dont know, wasnt there

[pastel quartz]

Fuck no

[broken topaz]

Some

[prisma quiver]

Yea

Nürnberg has pretty women

[broken topaz]

And im gonna hate myself for saying this

Bavarian women

are quite pretty

[pastel quartz]

The most pretty ones I ever saw were in Sachsen out of all places

[broken topaz]

Northern ones are pretty good too

Everything in the middle is shit

Saarland only if you have a hot sister

[green schooner]

thats like sayting armeanian women are pretty

[prisma quiver]

My ex was pretty but she didn’t look stereotypically bavarian

[pastel quartz]

You sure? The only pretty ones here are from eastern Europe

[broken topaz]

I've met a few

Awoogaaa