🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

there was a guy named tard

developing law concepts

😭

[modest dragon]

[upper shore]

It is literally a word you damn filter

[pastel quartz]

guy named tard:

[upper shore]

Okay well there was a guy who had the last name [The G-version of the homosexual word]

It's some antiquated thing from the 60s before the word got that particular modern association

[modest dragon]

what did it mean back then?

[upper shore]

Happy

Jovial

[modest dragon]

ohhhh

[upper shore]

etc

[civic panther]

why did they ban that word in this server? i remember seeing that they also banned a few other ones, but why that one?

[midnight cloud]

The server hate shomosexuals

[lusty sonnet]

Aka the french word

[upper shore]

They also banned insh'allah

[narrow lotus]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[upper shore]

but without the apostrophe

I don't know the lore behind that either

[modest dragon]

[upper shore]

(it being banned I mean)

[civic panther]

odd

[modest dragon]

maybe like other words that meant nothing but people found offensive?

[upper shore]

I'm pretty sure anyone with staff permissions is still allowed to say those filter words

And they do

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-smoking-cigarette-lord-of-war-taking-a-drag-gif-20367466

[naive bison]

embed failure

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[civic panther]

insh'allah is an actual phrase, it means "if allah wills it", its literally the arabic expression for "what happens, happens"

[modest dragon]

next thing it is what it is gets banned

[upper shore]

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

[modest dragon]

L

[naive bison]

your mother

[civic panther]

inb4 iedy lockdown

[modest dragon]

is a nice women yes

[naive bison]

in bed, yes

[modest dragon]

howd you know

[civic panther]

(she tucks people in with a glass of warm milk and some sleepy-tea)

[upper shore]

Ma petit chou-fleur

[naive bison]

there is milk-like substance involved, yes

[civic panther]

yeah? milk? what else was i talking about?

this guy must be some kinda stupid

[modest dragon]

you just noticed that?

[pastel quartz]

its the lord of war

woah

[civic panther]

go throw a minimum wage workers car 200 feet in the air and ruin his life, hulk

[modest dragon]

you cant even post a video without and emded fail im not worried

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-smile-banner-smiling-gif-7325607

[pastel quartz]

me watching superman throw my shitbox honda civic and miss:

[modest dragon]

miss the villain and hit your house

[pastel quartz]

double whammy

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/spong-gif-9518114106835725294

there is no other gif of the truck actually falling on mr bob, its just the "and live" part

[modest dragon]

laser asmr

[civic panther]

(possibly) original version

[civic panther]

sad posting is awesome

[modest dragon]

goddamn i loved this game

[upper shore]

Real as fuck

[modest dragon]

not this all but not this

[civic panther]

me begging literally anything to make me change in a significant, positive way

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-i-cant-do-this-i-cant-do-it-i-cannot-do-this-gif-19896613

[modest dragon]

me begging for something to already save me from this eternity of pain called life

[civic panther]

we out here struggling

[naive bison]

so we're "im so miserable" posting today

[upper shore]

morphine administered

[glad carbon]

vro...

[civic panther]

alright iv run out of misery-posts, time to turn this shit around

https://tenor.com/view/joerogan-roganexperience-pullthatupjamie-comedy-podcast-gif-22170278

[upper shore]

You're all diamonds. We'll make diamonds from their ashes, take them into battle with us.

[glad carbon]

sir yes sir

[visual stirrup]

sonic fans deserve to be publicly shamed
some things are beyond forgiveness

[upper shore]

the amulet

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-chan-cwc-christian-weston-chandler-sonichu-dont-call-me-gif-17218725983460048934

[upper shore]

WAR CRIMES

ARE COOL

[ARE COOL]

[modest dragon]

whoever asked its your love is my drug 8bit slowed edit

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-kneeling-soldier-kneeling-after-battle-soldier-defeat-gif-7355864552800915857

[modest dragon]

not spec ops too

damn

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

ayy I made dat

[civic panther]

you made all that?

[upper shore]

Nah just the meme that cuts it together

The OG spec ops edit and the maxwell animation are totally unrelated

[civic panther]

ah, still cool though

[upper shore]

Rain is actually pretty cool

(only exception is sleeping in the shit, not cool)

[modest dragon]

i even slept in that and its still nice

[upper shore]

The feeling of being wet isn't the real problem

It's the temperature

It can kill you

On the feet is worse too because you can get trench foot

frostbite

etc

[modest dragon]

no its nice cause shortly before you freeze to death it gets nice and warm

[civic panther]

dont worry, iv got some true uni stuff as well

[upper shore]

Well that's just praise for hypothermia, and I agree, between hot death and cold death, cold death is better

[modest dragon]

stop i dont want happy now

[civic panther]

im turnin this ship around

[upper shore]

You've gotta embrace your inner absurdist

[modest dragon]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FyoJC2Olx0ekMy2nX7W%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=040f1e4135b74bf71f1086be66e68b41094dcf46149f29ab0189549ae9ddcea0&ipo=images

[naive bison]

yes

this is exactly

what i needed

[naive bison]

i don't even have to say anything

[upper shore]

Damn, that's tough. The cool rock can be used like a grenade or a legitmate hammer, but the cool stick can be a sword, gun, poker, or lightsaber. Decisions, decisions...

[naive bison]

me carrying tin cans to sid (he tells me to everytime we meet)

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-steal-rtype-your-meme-is-mine-notice-of-meme-acquisition-rtype-final2-gif-21624748

[civic panther]

bruh i wish literally fucking ANYTHING was happening

[river zealot]

Its so fucking hot

29C

[eager igloo]

Boring ahh sunday

[narrow lotus]

AHHHHHHHHHH POLISH

[tidal trellis]

Real

[modest dragon]

its already 11:33 for me i gave up on sleep

[civic panther]

12 at midnight and i tried to sleep, shit was impossible
eventually just did pushups and some crunches, but it 2:30AM and it too damn late, it's so over

[upper shore]

Holy fucking shit getting desperate after attempting to sleep for 4 hours and doing crunches and shit to try to get exhausted is real as fuck

[solar obsidian]

try doing something boring

like reading a book or something

[civic panther]

i try to do at least 20-25 pushups a night before i go to sleep, just to get some kinda progress goin, one time i went hard on my legs, and did way too many leg raises and flutter kicks, i couldn't walk my stupid ass to the bus stop, and had to stay home

[upper shore]

You think staring at the celing in the darkness for 5 straight hours isn't boring ?

And no, I don't use a phone or anything else when going to bed

[upper shore]

That shit gets me going, better do it in the morning or during the day

[solar obsidian]

try to take your mind off

[eager igloo]

Turpa kiinni romania

[upper shore]

Well yes, the 48 hour challenge is a good tried and true

[civic panther]

impossible, because on one hand, i try reading some random shit im not interested in or dont know about, i am throwing that shit down before i even read the table of contents
but on the other hand, i might pick up some shit i DO like, like eragon or berserk (AGAIN), ill end up getting caught up in it, and wanting to finish it all ASAP

[modest dragon]

oh i forgot to add i mean 11:33 am

[modest dragon]

i am already in discomfort in my life i dont need a premium version of it

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-mexican-guy-smile-gif-6088999

[civic panther]

im not getting any discomfort from reading a book i got no interest in, it's that im not getting anything, not even boredom, from it, that makes me throw it down

[eager igloo]

Buy yourself a book, realise you hate it and ruin all your fun from reading books forever by forcing yourself to read it bcs you already paid for it

[civic panther]

besides, my room is constantly uncomfortable, its hot as SHIT here

[modest dragon]

@solar obsidian

i saw that

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-beast-mode-blood-lol-funny-gif-20819143

[civic panther]

doesn't this also apply to every video game ever?

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/hincha-de-nets-jmveintisiete-netslatam-brooklyn-nets-gif-23476908

[narrow lotus]

i would never buy a book so we good

last book i bought was 8 years ago , it was AC Blackflag book

It was ok

[placid sail]

buying books? in this economy?

epub all the way baby

[civic panther]

work on it as in get used to it being hot, or work on it as in make it less hot? i can't tell if your going for the whole goggins, jocko willink type "piss yourself, stinky? uncomfortable? good" type shit or actually giving me advice on how to get better sleep

[upper shore]

Can't you go to the library and borrow a book for free

[narrow lotus]

i would rather waste the resources to go to KFC instead

[upper shore]

KFC?

Eugh

[civic panther]

i bought volume 1 of berserk at fucking WALLMART of all places a few days ago
already finished that shit, no diff

[modest dragon]

@civic panther im trying now maybe you can too

[fluid heron]

Im even more fucking drunk than he was 2 hours ago

[tidal trellis]

Fuck you mean eugh

[upper shore]

I guess it's better than fuckin boiled chicken

[tidal trellis]

KFC is fucking delicious

[narrow lotus]

Wait arent you american

[fluid heron]

I haven't had KFC in 13 years

[modest dragon]

i agree

[tidal trellis]

no

[upper shore]

Taco Bell is also hot garbage

[narrow lotus]

ah ok , see , this is why KFC is delicious , because we are not Americans

Fast Food in America hit an all time low

[fluid heron]

I've had Popeyes recently

[civic panther]

KFC is fucking awesome, because you KNOW there is better fried chicken out there, somewhere, but that somewhere aint where you are probably, but KFC is fucking everywhere, so its good

[narrow lotus]

Like compare McDonalds Japan to McDonalds in teh US kek

[upper shore]

Am American, can confirm

[modest dragon]

lol even the american fast food is better over here

[placid sail]

best KFC I ever had was in Dubai around 10-15 years ago, mordor kfc used to be good, and now it's shit

[fluid heron]

I bought an air fryer I am not going out for no chicken

[modest dragon]

ok but dubai is goated

[civic panther]

you saying "its called discomfort you should try it" gave me some mixed signals, ngl

[upper shore]

Air fryer is fucking sick

[tidal trellis]

I want KFC now, god damnit

[narrow lotus]

Dubai is a hot shithole , if you are not an investor or a whore , you have no place there

[tidal trellis]

I've been cursed

[placid sail]

paradoxically, Dubai mcdonalds always made my tummy hurt afterwards

maybe something to do with their halal shit

[fluid heron]

I make so much chicken in that hoe

Hella lemon pepper wings

[modest dragon]

i mean yea you need money but then its awesome

[upper shore]

Hell yeah

[modest dragon]

a female friend of mine works in dubai

[tidal trellis]

I used to live over in the UAE, it was okay. Still better than here

[placid sail]

it's a great place if you have a lot of money and no regret in throwing it anywhere, otherwise it's meh

[modest dragon]

it depends since the reason for insomnia is not universal

[narrow lotus]

idk yeah id rather go to an island around Spain or shit

Mallorca

Malta

[upper shore]

I think it's also good to mention vitamin and water intake is important to sleepiness levels

[visual stirrup]

modern trend
everyone is so fucking aware of so many phenomena that they can find one to use as an excuse

[modest dragon]

@narrow lotus i meant with that it wasnt so bad there

except the sandstorms

[narrow lotus]

Ye i suppose it would suck getting caught in a sandstorm

[fluid heron]

I like cigs when I'm drunk but I've never smoked a whole one

[modest dragon]

yea and it makes stuff worse for the people with real illnesses

[civic panther]

i think that's true for a lot of people and certain conditions/afflictions, but maybe to a much lesser extent to the way insomnia is used
by all means its just trouble sleeping for me, and not diagnosed insomnia, but i have been using sleep gummies for a bit, but im going off of them because no matter when i go to sleep when i take them, i always wake up late as shit past my alarm, or ignore my alarm and lay in bed because of how shit i feel

[placid sail]

well yeah, for starters, some random island around Spain probably has some nice nature, perhaps some historical sight to stare at, local culture and shit
Dubai is literally in the middle of the desert, locals are too busy being rich and reclusive to contant you at all, everything is a mishmash of rich capitalistic shit, your free entertainment is strolling at some plastic park, watching how rich arabs are and maybe walking around a mall I guess

[modest dragon]

well atleast i dont mind being sad in a ferrari

[civic panther]

even then, 10mg and im expecting to get clobbered down, but sometimes i can't tell the difference

[tidal trellis]

I think the only fun thing I've done over there is couple of mall trips, some rides and a zoo trip. That's about it

[placid sail]

local russian diaspora of my age was losing their shit over boredom

[modest dragon]

what is that

[pastel quartz]

if you drink 1L of energy drink every day you don't get to complain about insomnia and bad sleep

[fluid heron]

I'm smoking a cig at 5 am you already know

my sleep schedule is fucked

[tidal trellis]

People who take energy drinks are nerds

[pastel quartz]

the G in G-Fuel stands for gNerd

[tidal trellis]

Nobody wants their heart to just explode

[fluid heron]

bro I am aging rapidly I fucked up my neck just from sleeping

[placid sail]

brainfart has no idea what sleep hygiene and circadian rhythms are and will refuse to consider those as if their life depends on staying away from it

[tidal trellis]

I sleep late and wake up late

[upper shore]

The circadian trollthym

[modest dragon]

turned on light check
room always dark check
alcohol and painkillers good calories check
yes

[visual stirrup]

In our ancestral environment, we didn't sit behind desks and look at paper all day
We got up with the sun, worked, hunted, and went to bed when it got dark

We didn't evolve to do all this shit, and we're paying for it now

[lusty sonnet]

!busy

[split canyon]

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[fluid heron]

alcohol nurses me to sleep

[civic panther]

i keep my PC on with game playthroughs because if i turn it off, i legitimately go fucking coo-coo in the night ,and start hearing/seeing shit
i turn the brightness down and turn away from it, but sometimes my god damn beef-brain likes to put shit everywhere that aint there
1.the sun shines through my curtains and into my room a lot, and i basically never turn my actual light on
2.refer to ^^
3.depends on the day, i dont really follow a schedule, and also depends on the day and what we have at the house
4. second verse, same as the first

[fluid heron]

It's just too bad I want to stay up late to be drunk

[placid sail]

shieeeet

[devout hull]

top shelf zaza

[civic panther]

this also answers #🎪bruh-fart message

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/mygsgifs-mygsgif-yoongi-yoongi-solo-suga-solo-gif-24573258

[fluid heron]

weed doesn't make me sleep it just makes me want to stay up to feel good

[modest dragon]

X

https://tenor.com/view/look-smirk-mustache-eyebrow-raise-mexican-gif-15128495

[fluid heron]

Blood meridian the judge looking ass

[devout hull]

y

[glad carbon]

@placid sail when

[fluid heron]

LUX? THE EPIC SKYRIM MOD?

https://tenor.com/view/thealexera-soyjak-surprised-amazed-wojak-gif-19919803

[modest dragon]

dont forget nitpicker

[placid sail]

there's this problem, spice

[fluid heron]

If I go out in the sun I just burn

[placid sail]

I used to go through all those loops with sleep hygiene back in the day, too

they do help

[fluid heron]

I just bit my fucking tongue so hard I have tears streaming down my face

[pastel quartz]

just set your screen to maximum brightness and contrast so your eyeballs are used to the abuse of the sun

[glad carbon]

gn gooners

[fluid heron]

Unspeakable pain

[fluid heron]

Good night

FUCKER

[placid sail]

but the big "if" is, if your mental is fucked up, all those measures have diminishing returns

[pastel quartz]

gn

[tidal trellis]

Unspeakable horrors

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smile-head-pat-bed-gif-16243971

[modest dragon]

i still shower 1 2 times a day depending on temperatur idk

[upper shore]

Mental illness isn't real

[placid sail]

#1 priority and efficiency with any sleep issue is fixing your unhinged mind

[fluid heron]

It's real

[pastel quartz]

Mental illness starts from thinking you're mentally ill

[civic panther]

ill be sure to make note of that, but quick context to the exact situation im in as a person and all that
i graduated highschool 2 weeks ago, and my birthday is this month, i very much do not have my shit together by any means

[glad carbon]

[narrow lotus]

Ah you are still a kid

[fluid heron]

I never thought I was mentally ill I've only ever been labeled as such

[civic panther]

you may all laugh at me for being 2 minutes younger or something ig

[narrow lotus]

Chill and try to enjoy life more , you havent seen shit yet

[modest dragon]

what age is highscool?

[fluid heron]

I saw 2 homeless people get in a knife fight in atlanta

[placid sail]

this is borderline "just be happy" birb, you should be ashamed

[narrow lotus]

Man i would pay to see that

[fluid heron]

One got stabbed in the neck and fucking died on the spot

I was stuck at a red light

[civic panther]

depends on berfday month, mines in june, so im still a fat 17 even after getting the diploma

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-fight-pelea-monos-cuchillos-gif-13300071

[narrow lotus]

To be fair , i feel him , i was the same , i finished high school and i was like

Well now what

I am in the same position now tho

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

17 thats young

[devout hull]

you can probably make some fight if you offered enough booze

[upper shore]

[fluid heron]

I still don't know what the fuck im doing

[upper shore]

Death is fucking crazy

[narrow lotus]

i would throw in 5 bucks and a McCombo

[upper shore]

Seeing living breathing humans turn into lifeless objects is something else

[devout hull]

honestly that would be enough for me

[pastel quartz]

as much as it pains me to admit you won't really achieve true happiness without having kids

[eager igloo]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/b8hcSeRuOG7JNwerDEfD9z0vYWQb8ngFxKaX5usOmZw/https/media.tenor.com/XxBCED6eqgwAAAPo/goon-goon-maxxing.mp4

[fluid heron]

It was so fast he dropped in 9 seconds and never got up

[narrow lotus]

Thats.....a bold statement

[upper shore]

Narrow-minded take

[devout hull]

genghis was the happiest man alive then

[modest dragon]

i finished school went to another school started working went military i still dont know what the hell im doing

[tidal trellis]

Are these claims factual

[pastel quartz]

but at the same time do you really want to force someone to exist against their will

life sucks after all

[eager igloo]

Oh wow congrats discord

Retarded fucking app

[devout hull]

thanks rats

[civic panther]

obligatory "THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING"
honestly, my plan is to just work on this van my landlord will give me for 500 bucks if i keep working for him a bit more so my family has an extra car, then maybe join the military afterwards, since i got a pretty decent ASVAB score

[lusty sonnet]

Real therapist hours at brainfart today

[pastel quartz]

your genetics compel you to make offspring

[fluid heron]

Can't even gif react because the app is so fucked

[pastel quartz]

that is your purpose in life

[narrow lotus]

Sounds like a plan man

[upper shore]

Maybe if you're a dog

[tidal trellis]

Idk dude I don't feel compelled

[upper shore]

You do if you jack off

[pastel quartz]

ah you're one of those that think humans are completely different from other animals

ok bro

[narrow lotus]

while that is naturally true, as reproduction is natural to all living beings

we are also the smartest creatures on this earth , so we get to make decisions based on ration ( mostly )

[upper shore]

Nice putting words in my mouth sarge

[eager igloo]

Turpa kiinni

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[narrow lotus]

if you are poor with no means to provide / mentally unstable , a kid will be the last thing you should have

[fluid heron]

My genetics compel me to do something useful my fucked brain compels me to not do that

[devout hull]

eat bagel

[pastel quartz]

rationally speaking it's mostly a bad idea but you will get dem happy parent hormones

[devout hull]

nah thats a future brainfarter

have more kids instead

[tidal trellis]

This is a job for Busy

[narrow lotus]

thats if you dont fucking starve each day

because u cant provide

[fluid heron]

Yeah if your therapist had schizophrenia

[pastel quartz]

true

[narrow lotus]

or wait until your kid asks for smth you cant provide

happy parent my ass

[pastel quartz]

but surely that's not a problem for the first worlDers

[placid sail]

there is a funny retarded saying in here, used by people with a brain the size of a peanut
дал бог зайку, даст и лужайку

[fluid heron]

[narrow lotus]

Average american Soccer mom dropping their kids to the private school in her Lexus Hybrid SUV on her way to the Starbucks

[lusty sonnet]

[civic panther]

i dont want kids simply bc i dont want clones of myself running around, iv already got 2 younger brothers to watch while my mom and dad are out working, and they only remind me of how much i hate my former self at all times

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

God gave a bunny, He will also give a lawn

[fluid heron]

The middle class has been eradicated

[narrow lotus]

you are 17 , dont even bother thinking about this man

[pastel quartz]

what does this mean

[narrow lotus]

focus your attention on goals at hand

[fluid heron]

I bet this shit is gonna be funny if it ever loads

Love discord app

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-panda-gif-24482309

[narrow lotus]

Your goals right now is finish school and get experience in a work field

[pastel quartz]

at 17 you still have a few more years of being a kid yourself, why are you even thinking about reproducing

[narrow lotus]

Then you have time to think about shit later

[fluid heron]

Chinese

[devout hull]

mongol

[narrow lotus]

Im 26 and i still am pretty much a big fucking kid sometimes

[pastel quartz]

stella why did you change your ACTUAL username too

[narrow lotus]

I cant help it , its how i am

We do not care

[fluid heron]

That's fucking Stella?

[modest dragon]

@civic panther i can only give you one advice dont try to get advice online especially when its discord

[pastel quartz]

Don't worry about it. I've seen plenty of people in their 40s+ that have severe kid moments

[narrow lotus]

Because we all agreed she is unhinged

[devout hull]

im totally honest and trustworthy what are you talking about

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

youre an exile

[devout hull]

you can trust uncle longipennis

[pastel quartz]

if you get life advice get it from east europeans

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna pursue gunsmithing and weapon technology

[fading shuttle]

She's trying her best

[modest dragon]

i choose to be here we are not the same

[civic panther]

ig your right, but iv already put thinking into any thoughts of a future family, and it never seems like something i should do or would be good at, i wouldn't want to accidentally be a shit dad and fuck up the life of some poor kid, so im just not gonna be one
also, i already finished school, i got my HS diploma, and i do NOT plan on college UNLESS it is for military purposes like officer school or something

[pastel quartz]

no I didnt

[modest dragon]

did you renounce se frenchy?

[upper shore]

You seem to already present the level of caution needed to not fuck and knock up some random chick way too early so you're in the clear anyway

[placid sail]

it's a saying used by braindead careless parents here that means "don't worry about having means to provide for a baby, they will appear out of thin air because God or something"

[fluid heron]

Did SpongeBob make you do it?

[modest dragon]

i think so

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Battle

[placid sail]

so pretty much you, stella!

[modest dragon]

@pastel quartz you get a B for effort

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/vlone-swag-ngeaddict-do-you-notice-me-do-you-notice-gif-20618941

[eager igloo]

Omg thats stella

[fading shuttle]

Might as well change the name back, this strat ain't working

[modest dragon]

@fading shuttle

[placid sail]

let her cope man, don't take it from her

I mean uh

[fluid heron]

You can't hide your true nature here

[placid sail]

from that random user

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576065/1245307264210960496/OptimizedToilet.gif

[fluid heron]

We see through your lies

[civic panther]

i sorta feel bad for people who end up doing that, because they never really realize the consequences of it all until its way too late, then nobody is in a good spot

[upper shore]

Throw a divorce in the mix for bonus points

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/stella-modern-family-cam-calling-gif-4793457

[narrow lotus]

[open laurel]

Good night brainfart

[fluid heron]

That happened to one of my friends but she lied so she could like fuck with him or sum

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-piana-busted-whoops-gif-10137778

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-7523306793289960933

[tidal trellis]

Stella try to keep a consistent profile challenge: impossible

[fading shuttle]

She ain't living it down

[placid sail]

how quaint, that random user both have two kids and obssesses over napoleon and france, sorta similar to some other person here

[fading shuttle]

Even if she creates a new profile, the moment she mentions Napoleon, it's over

[fluid heron]

Stella try to take meds challenge

[grizzled meadow]

Stella is the new official Crystal

[fading shuttle]

REAL

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[tidal trellis]

Stella try not to be french

[narrow lotus]

Crystal was an actual human being compared to Maja

[grizzled meadow]

Napoleon mentioned, Stella will throw a fit

[pastel quartz]

I'll be honest I thought they're the same person

[fading shuttle]

Crystal was a proto-maja, early stage of development

[tidal trellis]

Who tf is crystal

[modest dragon]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[placid sail]

don't talk smack about my boy/girl/helicopter/eggplant/huh? like that, at least crystal is not braindead enough to get kids or like france

[fluid heron]

Maja could have been an ai designed to be as obnoxious as possible and I would believe it

[open laurel]

@tidal trellis gn flop gn @narrow lotus gn @grizzled meadow gn @pastel quartz gn @fading shuttle love u guys
Gn @fluid heron

[grizzled meadow]

Crystal was Maja before the disaster

[fluid heron]

What abt me fucker

[tidal trellis]

Goodnight mr

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/last-order-last-order-misaka-mikoto-gif-27649743

[modest dragon]

hello there falco how do you do

[fluid heron]

Goodnight

[grizzled meadow]

Missing out on brainfart lore smh

[tidal trellis]

I'm still a newbie, give me some slack

[upper shore]

Falco I need you to mute me for 8 hours so I go the fuck to sleep

[pastel quartz]

btw who gave oflin helper I thought you were all against it

[pastel quartz]

who the fuck is crystal

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-moderator-discord-discord-mod-moderator-gif-26159482

[modest dragon]

i mean you can mute it yourself

[grizzled meadow]

Oflin was against it, not us

[grizzled meadow]

Old user

[upper shore]

Zis is not cinematic at all

[pastel quartz]

ping S5 he's always willing to hand out free mutes

[fluid heron]

Being remembered in this server from brainfart is a fate worse than death

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/personal-problem-sounds-like-a-personal-problem-sponge-bob-gif-12085889

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-anger-mgsv-gif-12596324

[pastel quartz]

fr I better fuck off before I risk people remembering me

[grizzled meadow]

I can time out you for a day, DM me when you wake up and I'll remove it

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/creep-smiling-creepy-stalker-stalking-gif-3916248

[fluid heron]

I hope I'm a faint fucking memory in y'all's twisted minds

[upper shore]

[narrow lotus]

nah

just time him out for 1 hour

if he doenst sleep by then he deserves

[pastel quartz]

I'll remember you for that r*pe meme from earlier

[modest dragon]

ill remember you until i meet jesus

[narrow lotus]

what meme now

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[pastel quartz]

uh ohp

[fluid heron]

It was questionable rap lyrics

No actual rape

[tidal trellis]

I should never assume things about brainfart

It will always surprise me, in one way or another

[fluid heron]

Bro should just turn off his phone

[river zealot]

Bro ahahahhah

[fluid heron]

imagine being forced to be a helper in this server god

[narrow lotus]

so funny yes

[pastel quartz]

Put yourself to sleep with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx8iUvfyCY

[grizzled meadow]

[fading shuttle]

They can't force him shit, bro just fell to pressure

He's like kanye

[tidal trellis]

Kanye east

[modest dragon]

@grizzled meadow roll 20 for me

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-barber-barber-lip-bite-hot-gif-2422850283799786765

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

serannanas rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 13

[narrow lotus]

Yes. Terrible business.

[grizzled meadow]

For what

[fading shuttle]

Yes and it doesn't work

[grizzled meadow]

Had to once, drink water

[modest dragon]

i should lay down

i need a reason

[dreamy flax]

falco94 rolled a 1-20 dice

🎲 4

[pastel quartz]

I find that deadlifting gets me in the mood to shit real fast

[modest dragon]

no bed for me

[pastel quartz]

such a godly exercise

for the gains obv

[fluid heron]

Squats are superior

[pastel quartz]

do you realize how heavy a corpse is?

[narrow lotus]

a good coffee after a ciorba will get everything in your bowels move

[pastel quartz]

💪

[placid sail]

status update on your homeless bozo friend

[fluid heron]

I used to squat 3 times my body weight

[pastel quartz]

Oflin searching for mentions of his name again

[civic panther]

aight im gonna go lay down and disassociate on my phone for a bit while waiting for dawn to break, consider this a gn

[fluid heron]

This sounds like a sigma shitpost

[cunning lance]

i figured you'd mention me in here if Artyom comes to newbies asking how it feels to have the piss role

[fluid heron]

Piss boy say the line

[pastel quartz]

demoted live

[narrow lotus]

piss role? what are you talking about?

this is 2022 , Covid pandemic is finally starting to get lifted, cmon , go take a walk in the park without a mask for once

[pastel quartz]

#🎪bruh-fart truly is a danger zone

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[narrow lotus]

imma go take a nap , i slept 4.5 hours fuck this shit

[cunning lance]

8 hour sleep gang

[narrow lotus]

Mortii masii

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smile-head-pat-bed-gif-16243971

[fluid heron]

0 hours sleep mfs

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/energy-kyle-monster-drink-soda-gif-17542644

[fluid heron]

Voices are too quiet make that shit louder

Make them speakers boom

[pastel quartz]

sometimes I hear a beautiful singing voice in the distance

but only after midnight

it's actually coming from the nearby river

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-preacher-games-stalker-gif-19391373

Bad bitches oh bad bitches why have you left us

[modest dragon]

they get easier to carry when they turn stiff
i heared

[tidal trellis]

You need to sleep more

I have a fucked up schedule yet I haven't heard shit. Well, yet anyway

[pastel quartz]

I do believe there's an actual woman singing there for some reason

[fluid heron]

Asian bad bitches where are you I feel cold

[tidal trellis]

Why I'll never take a energy drink

[fluid heron]

6'2 bad bitches

[modest dragon]

i drink them all my life and im still kicking

[placid sail]

I would like one gae glizzy please

[dreamy flax]

📚 LFG

[Looking for] [group].

[placid sail]

huh

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-i-dont-need-sleep-i-need-it-gif-20600532

[fluid heron]

Looking for goons

Recruiting for my evil group

[tidal trellis]

They got Busy

[placid sail]

look no further you've come to the right place

[lusty sonnet]

Busy has no street knowledge

[tidal trellis]

He ain't built for these streets

[placid sail]

allow me to remind you that my street is speaking in suka blyat

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-admin-discord-be-careful-be-careful-who-you-give-your-mod-to-gif-25504578

[modest dragon]

dosis sola facit venenum

[naive bison]

on hood, even your own brotha be snitchin 2 tha modz

[fluid heron]

On foenem grave they dun snitched my gang out

[naive bison]

went to his e-marriage ceremony and that mf sold me out for a month of nitro 👿

[lusty sonnet]

Uhu?

[tidal trellis]

Do not

[visual stirrup]

That unironically sounds fire
A BLT could be improved by adding some avocado

[fluid heron]

A blt could be improved by removing the lettuce and bacon adding ham mayo and Dijon mustard

The tomatoes not the lettuce

[naive bison]

a blt can be improved by removing the L and the T and replacing them with ketchup, mustard, cheese and a beef patty

[fluid heron]

A blt can be Imoroved by removing L and changing the b to the bed and the T to time together

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245650308009299968/image0.gif

[modest dragon]

the fact that you answered determinates that is a lie

[visual stirrup]

A BLT can be improved by replacing the B with a K, the L with a Y, and T with an S

⚡ NOW ⚡

[naive bison]

leftist meme
too much text

didn't read

[fluid heron]

Blt = Bed love and Touching

[visual stirrup]

what're those?

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Battle is kissing themselves.. what?

Powered by weeb.sh

[tidal trellis]

Brug

[modest dragon]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[fluid heron]

What the fuck is this bot

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-gif-25269231

[tidal trellis]

Don't do that please

Don't touch me at all infact

[fluid heron]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[fluid heron]

p!kiss @tidal trellis

[foggy mantle]

_fatraccoon kisses therealflopultrahd4k

Powered by weeb.sh

[tidal trellis]

You tell me

[modest dragon]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[fluid heron]

p!racism

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

no son

[fluid heron]

p!orange

[placid sail]

p!banana

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

THIS is real shit

[fluid heron]

Wow they don't have orange

[modest dragon]

lemon and banana faction

[fluid heron]

p!capple

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-vro-running-vro-cat-running-tole-tole-gif-2886654164083325244

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-scared-gif-14784695303652887463

[river zealot]

He is living with his gf

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-lofi-gif-20103199

[river zealot]

He is good

[fluid heron]

It's just little dark age the entire way through

[placid sail]

okay, let me rephrase

where server

[river zealot]

Busy been raised by the streets

[fluid heron]

fake mfs don't know bout this

[river zealot]

Dont fuck with him

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail where stream?

[placid sail]

give minecraft then talk

no minecraft no talk >:(

[fluid heron]

I forgot there was a Minecraft server

[river zealot]

Uhhhh

I will ask

[fluid heron]

I lowkey cheated on that server just to get up to mischievous shit

[placid sail]

I should probably go touch grass instead of gaming doe

[river zealot]

Study JavaScript

[inland jackal]

we got an upgrade

[placid sail]

that's the polar opposite of touching grass

[river zealot]

Maybe

Still do that

[fluid heron]

laughing at yer matey after yer gunpowder magazine gets hit during the something

[river zealot]

Better then gameing

[lusty sonnet]

study KOBOL instead

[placid sail]

imagine telling someone than studying javascript is a good investment

[lusty sonnet]

no

[placid sail]

now we talking

we bank in this bitch

[river zealot]

What next

[fluid heron]

Imagine telling someone that coding is a good investment

[river zealot]

Assembly?

[lusty sonnet]

KOBOL is where the money's at

[placid sail]

ares knows what's up

[visual stirrup]

Study Deez

[lusty sonnet]

I always do

[modest dragon]

i envy you

[lusty sonnet]

now stream minecraft Bz

[fluid heron]

I'm going to touch you on Minecraft vro

[lusty sonnet]

sure

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-drew-ronnie-drew-pint-pint-of-plain-gif-16006995

[fluid heron]

Day in the life of a British bloke

[dreamy flax]

📚 Envy ( | 'ɛnvi )

• Spite and resentment at seeing the success of another (personified as one of the deadly sins)
• A feeling of grudging admiration and desire to have something that is possessed by another
• Be envious of; set one's heart on
• Feel envious towards; admire enviously

[modest dragon]

you would drink that much over there too if you taste the food they have

[fluid heron]

That's the femboy with the croptop from full metal alchemist

[modest dragon]

@inland jackal that was the right word then

[eager igloo]

I finally have money to build new pc, and I don't really play a lot anymore, so Im not sure it's worth it

[fluid heron]

Build a bomb

[eager igloo]

Why is adult like this

[pale ingot]

@prisma quiver yo ho ho ho

[modest dragon]

everybody asking that

[fluid heron]

Rogue lineage playing ass

[quaint ore]

I think that is deepwoken

[fluid heron]

What?

[eager igloo]

@placid sail I need opinion of your old ass

[quaint ore]

Is rogue lineage even alive

[fluid heron]

somehow yes

[tidal trellis]

Who'd wanna be put through that hell

[pale ingot]

deep woken. mid

[quaint ore]

I never played paid roblox games cause I aint giving this corporation any money

[fluid heron]

I bought jujutsu infinite tester ngl

shits kinda fire

Also I'm rank 750 on Shinobi life 2

I used to no life that shit when I was 13

[placid sail]

nice way to address me like that to get my advice you slut

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1246767610369151046/image.png?ex=665d9652&is=665c44d2&hm=1d0328a4ad48666f0320e0c22be9d165e2aeea112e612e922d3bb0c9d0fb0b4a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[fluid heron]

Readers did not add good context

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-avalon-play-avalon-gif-24241051

[solar obsidian]

friendliest Myshinka's address

[naive bison]

no, we just need to find the guy who made the community note and kill him with rocks

[eager igloo]

Turpa kiinni

[dreamy flax]

:flag_fi: Finnish (suomi, suomen kieli)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Shut up

[solar obsidian]

and a good day to you too

[fluid heron]

Run car snow pen

[naive bison]

still dont know what that meansa

sorry turned italian at the end

[visual stirrup]

Implying that Japanese don't have some weird fucking hangups

[placid sail]

you're using your pc for work. even if you completely lose interest in games, you'll still need it, so unless you're completely sure you won't need pc neither for work or games, or unless it's not that old, upgrade it

[naive bison]

? read what it says

bro said "if it's drawn you aren't a pedophile"

[fluid heron]

It means like jerking off your penis

[naive bison]

oh nice im snoppening my runkar rn

[eager igloo]

Don't really use my pc for work, though to be honest I might at some point

[hazy finch]

6吋長的陰莖插入你的屁股

[fluid heron]

yeah runkar snoppen

[placid sail]

ah yes, a physicist that uses his pc for NOTHING. in 2024 of our lord

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/421138480115089424/1246775102276898926/biVnJYM5KyTcZsX6.mov?ex=665d9d4c&is=665c4bcc&hm=6bc0a9a4cd83a17045c81e6710abb782965ca383e8bdf6670827fe09eed5fef6&

[placid sail]

of course you will need it for work, one way or another

[dreamy flax]

:flag_se: Swedish (svenska)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

Jerking off the cock

[eager igloo]

To be fair most of it is around 12 years old Im surprised it didnt give in yet

[eager igloo]

I have work laptop

[naive bison]

me in october (pumpkins are in every fucking food)

[dreamy flax]

:flag_en: Unknown (Unknown)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

A 6-inch penis inserted into your ass

[naive bison]

?????

[fluid heron]

What is bro translating

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[placid sail]

weren't you the one complaining it melts a little from calculations you had to do?

[eager igloo]

Fair

[naive bison]

that's why drake talks about "the six"

[lusty sonnet]

hook up your laptop to your desktop, workstation time

[eager igloo]

I mean, my thingies were melting when running calculations for my degree

But now I don't need to do that

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

dick cheese

[modest dragon]

javla helvete fitta va fan

[eager igloo]

Although I will probably come back to uni at some point

[dreamy flax]

:flag_se: Swedish (svenska)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

damn pussy, what the hell

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[fluid heron]

My summer car ass insult

[hazy finch]

bing chilling

[placid sail]

you're telling me that sort of computing need only was required during degree and never, ever will be required again in your field of work?

[dreamy flax]

Cannot translate to the same language (English -> English). Use flag reactions for a larger selection of languages.

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[fluid heron]

Who would have thought bing chilling doesn't translate to anything

[hazy finch]

fucking retard go to the prison camp NOW!!!!!!!!

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1246780051395973131/0-i56xotbrr04d1.webp?ex=665da1e8&is=665c5068&hm=88cf10fbc01548c7ad532bbe3241ca436fab9a5112e0c655bec0eef2e8ef6b89&=&format=webp&width=683&height=468

@hazy finch

[modest dragon]

冰淇淋

[fluid heron]

Bro second I opened the app

[inland jackal]

whar

[fluid heron]

What the fuck is this

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/30000000social-credit-minus30000000social-credit-social-credit-30million-you-lost-social-credit-gif-22679487

[fluid heron]

Asian man eating a black baby or sum idk

[river zealot]

Enough reels for today

[fluid heron]

I just opened it

[prisma quiver]

Dick of a pussy

[fluid heron]

Aight bruh that's enough

Second fucking reel

[prisma quiver]

Chief sosa

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/my-summer-car-gif-7269559797342731083

[prisma quiver]

My summer care

I haven’t even played it

I just know a single insult

From it

[fluid heron]

Third reel is an Indian being turned into mincemeat by a train fuck insta reels

[eager igloo]

Might be, its just my work doesnt come straight out of my degree. I studied applied physics with some particle physics, now Im operating accelerators

[minor cypress]

More common than you think

[eager igloo]

I did my engineer thesis on ADCs for detectors

[minor cypress]

I haven't touched 99% of things outside my degree in years

[minor cypress]

ADCs?

[placid sail]

oh I know, my degree will never has any application in my life, but I would assume it's not the same for actual sciences

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/caitlyn-cait-league-of-legends-lol-meh-gif-23740599

[minor cypress]

What field?

[eager igloo]

Analog digital converters

[placid sail]

management of organization

[lusty sonnet]

Attack Damage Carry

[minor cypress]

ahhh, the league brainrot has ruined my acronym game

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/league-league-of-legends-me-showing-league-players-my-handful-of-grass-handful-of-grass-showing-league-players-gif-23037814

[placid sail]

listen man. do you wish to still play video games and do other puter stuff or not

maybe you will become a normie tomorrow

[minor cypress]

Why not both with carefully balanced hobbies?

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-so-gif-18681605

[placid sail]

but realistically thinking, probably not anytime soon

[minor cypress]

I still enjoy gaming stuff, but try to spice it up a bit after pulling 40+hr on pc at work

[placid sail]

we don't do anything balanced and healthy here sir

[eager igloo]

Will probably wait a bit still

[lusty sonnet]

I game whilst I work and then do balanced shit outside

[eager igloo]

Your opinion was very helpful, thank you ruski

Also m*skal is a slur now

[placid sail]

it always was?

[eager igloo]

But now I can't write it

[tidal trellis]

I just like

[placid sail]

ah

[tidal trellis]

Do my studying first then I actually think about actually gaming

[placid sail]

really now

lmao it is autmoded indeed

hey falco I should be allowed to use it

[minor cypress]

True. I have to mix it up or i just get bored

[placid sail]

like black people can say the gamer word you know

[fluid heron]

This server is 98 percent Europeans

[minor cypress]

The hard part is avoiding being so braindead you don't wanna do anything hobby related

and instead just exist watching random shows and chilling

[placid sail]

I am currently in that mode

trying to invent a good enough reason to go outside

[minor cypress]

Probably. Its hard being the endangered gamma murrican

eh, go on walk, listen to music while brain turned off

Just pick a direction and go

[pastel quartz]

what about the 2%

[fluid heron]

What the fucking French?

what you want me to say something nice about em?

[pastel quartz]

americans I pressume

[prisma quiver]

Stfu stella

[placid sail]

that was the only variant close to being at least a little enticing

[lusty sonnet]

just go out with friends

[pastel quartz]

grrrr I'm angy bnow😡😡😡

[prisma quiver]

Sorry

[pastel quartz]

no you, I was just asking a question

[fluid heron]

Asking a question about how angry you are

[fluid heron]

Good fucking riddance

[pastel quartz]

shoulda brought the strap

[placid sail]

I'm in a weird position where few of my still remaining contacts are not that exciting to meet, and there's no new ones and I frogot how to make them

[lusty sonnet]

why aren't they exciting to meet?

[fluid heron]

Bro maybe you just don't got good friends

[placid sail]

or maybe I'm just having unreasonable expectations

not certain myself

[pastel quartz]

therapy brainfart hours

[prisma quiver]

Time to go

[lusty sonnet]

I only have unreasonable expectations in romantic partners

friends are easy one and done

[pastel quartz]

how unreasonable? no guy best friends or something of that manner?

[fluid heron]

Why does everyone in brainfart have a skewed perception of human interaction

[lusty sonnet]

don't care about that just what kind of hobby's or interests

[minor cypress]

"Why do the discord dwelling people in a shitpost channel have skewed perceptions of social interactions?"

[placid sail]

how do you think everyone wounded up here to begin with?

[pastel quartz]

thats understandable, I thought you were like those guys that want a trad wife

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473704842104143902/1246733535063048254/Screenshot_20240529_164539_Instagram.png?ex=665d7695&is=665c2515&hm=0a83364da2c71665d17e8efe2b36d9c7a0dd4542e430d7ef506741de8b1af961&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=677&height=673

[minor cypress]

I prefer the high value low quantity amount of friends tbh

[fluid heron]

By being a socially inept loser

[pastel quartz]

by "unreasonable expectations"

[fluid heron]

But you don't need to be a socially inept loser forever

[lusty sonnet]

lol nah, I want someone that has something interesting in her life. that be a dope ass PhD or a hobby she's really into. Kinda hard to find nowadays where i'm at

[river zealot]

@pastel quartz

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-touhou-fumo-youll-never-find-the-bodies-the-bodies-were-mutilated-beyond-recognition-gif-21945233

[river zealot]

Stella can you go for 5 min without changing names

[pastel quartz]

you want a surgeon or something? goddamn

[fluid heron]

Good fucking luck

[lusty sonnet]

nah that's overkill

[fluid heron]

Bro wants her to wip his ass too?

[placid sail]

I wouldn't call myself socially inept, I have some points thrown into persuasion, but something in human relations department definitely has gone awry in recent years

[pastel quartz]

what did you mean by phd?

[river zealot]

Man all i want is a girl that works and aint stupid

And would play squad with me

[fluid heron]

By saying you have some points thrown into persuasion you have squandered any chance at seeming not socially inept

[placid sail]

artyom wants his squad homie to give him head as well arc, p. 1, prologue

[fluid heron]

That too

[pastel quartz]

high charisma build

what, like 8-10 points in charisma?

[lusty sonnet]

a PhD isn't always a surgeon etc, could also be a PhD in I dunno, eastern european languages or something like that. Easy to hold conversations and stuff like that

[fluid heron]

High charisma build (sexual harassment)

[tidal trellis]

PhD can be many things I believe

[placid sail]

of course I don't speak like that with normies

[naive bison]

too many opps to stay in the hood

[minor cypress]

yeah i got that PhD

Phat honkey destroyer

[placid sail]

okay just some, not all

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-youngboy-gif-19752621

[naive bison]

isn't that a racial slur

[tidal trellis]

my cousin has a PHD and is a teacher, he pretty cool

[fluid heron]

Honkey is like a white racial slur which aren't real

[solar obsidian]

hello

[river zealot]

Mf gonna become gey because there is no normal women

[minor cypress]

"a contemptuous term used to refer to a white person."

[heavy peak]

@eager igloo you will be shot

[pastel quartz]

bro wants to pass them speech checks

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

Do not the rat

[wraith osprey]

he ddint do notin 😭

[pastel quartz]

bros gonna get excecuted

[placid sail]

it's okay man I give her the M pass if it's what you on about

[naive bison]

what does that even mean

[fluid heron]

Honkey is like a stereotypical white person

[naive bison]

can we just not call people racial slurs?

[placid sail]

not giving Artyom the M pass tho, he's overusing it

[pastel quartz]

oh, someone you can hold a coherent conversation with?

[fluid heron]

No it's just that there are no racial slurs for white people

[naive bison]

theres plenty

ppl literally got banned on twitch for one of em bro

[fluid heron]

Bro don't act like they are in any way serious

[lusty sonnet]

and preferably athletic

[heavy peak]

you will be shot as well then
all passes revoked on entry

[wraith osprey]

can we just call all people by their appropriate racial slur?

[minor cypress]

There is also honky-tonk, related to country music

[fluid heron]

"racial slurs"

[naive bison]

either all of em okay or none are, don't call people racial slurs it's legit that simple

[naive bison]

or that

[pastel quartz]

thats not unreasonable, thats completely reasonable

[fluid heron]

they aren't okay but they needa step up their game with racial slurs pertaining to white people

[placid sail]

mf this is muh culture are you being racist to me

[lusty sonnet]

sadly hard to find these days

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/door-hide-close-bye-cat-gif-22820275

damn i just wanted to make a shitty acronym joke

[pastel quartz]

again...yeah with some poeple basically promoting fat positivity

[solar obsidian]

S5 is the white woman that want to protect "latinx"

[heavy peak]

there is no discrimination in this server
every one of you here is equally worthless

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-r-lee-ermey-gny-sgt-hartman-hartman-you-will-not-laugh-gif-24755803

[pastel quartz]

and are really entitled

[pastel quartz]

bro is the drill seargent

[naive bison]

its either us white people have higher slur resistance, or different races have a weakness
i remember a racist black girl was calling white people "mayo monkeys"
some hispanic guy called her a slur and next video is her crying

[solar obsidian]

can this please pass as a vocal warn?

[fluid heron]

Lmao

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-fired-donald-trump-the-apprentice-point-gif-8557097

[pastel quartz]

discharge him from brainfart

[placid sail]

there is no discrimination in this server, there are only mods and the rest of scum, right-right

[naive bison]

oh i'm discharging rn alright

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026780041461366804/1246496998987927593/image.png?ex=665d430b&is=665bf18b&hm=2f34ad126ad6835f4c798ad9e7fb7d9a0192e55145e1c2391e0edc002052b9dd&

[pastel quartz]

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

[naive bison]

what is the brainfart uniform

oh wait

i know

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/poison-citystreets-daytodefy-clown-scary-gif-6239254

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-crying-sad-gif-17901663

[minor cypress]

me every fucking monday

[pastel quartz]

if brainfartians are clowns, then maybe I'm a clown in a way too

[wraith osprey]

(he works as a clown)

[inland jackal]

ay @pastel quartz ur such a slav

[fluid heron]

Just got reminded of Chris Chans existence

[pastel quartz]

hallo

[pastel quartz]

what did he do now

[fluid heron]

Nothing I just remembered all the shit he did

[pastel quartz]

My organic chemistry final is over

It was easy

[placid sail]

it clown aka tech support

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ariyaan-step-bro-washing-machine-stuck-bad-boy-gif-21625255

[pastel quartz]

easy AA from 4 credit lesson

[pastel quartz]

what prompted this bruh

[fluid heron]

Insta reels

[pastel quartz]

My organic is good mate

[fluid heron]

And then like the berserk golden age arc just a flashback of all the heinous shit he got up to

[pastel quartz]

I can provide the mechanism for your target compound

[pastel quartz]

understandable, everytime I scroll on tiktok and basically see a genderwar breaking out, it just paints me further that society is dissolving itself

[naive bison]

day ruined

[pastel quartz]

I go there for brainrot

[pastel quartz]

to watch brainrot specifically

[fluid heron]

Fucking visions of the orange Fanta incident

My brand of brainrot started hurting

[solar obsidian]

@somber warren

[pastel quartz]

PURELY FOR BRAINROT BRO, not to fucking witness the downfall of society

[minor cypress]

Chrischan was the only argument for bullying this world ever needed

[grizzled meadow]

Do not disturb the dead

[minor cypress]

bro its already joever. Just enjoy the downhill ride my guy

[pastel quartz]

I want to see shit like skibidi toilet on my fyp

[pastel quartz]

not a fucking stagnant war

[minor cypress]

Becoming part of the problem

[pastel quartz]

its funny, from time to time

The comedy is when it catches me off-guard

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: Spanish; Castilian (español, castellano)
⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

coconuts itch me

[minor cypress]

Same. Golden age arc was peak, but i want the rest of the series

or just take the entire studio from kaiju no 8, and have them do berserk

[solar obsidian]

don't say that

[fluid heron]

Chris Chan fucking his mom was literally berserk write that down

[pastel quartz]

what

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[fluid heron]

let her not know

[somber warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif?ex=657f0ce0&is=656c97e0&hm=9c0dfa11b49790bfe7df68ab3a1ca3d90167dc95d1d440ae592a72e5bc8e384e&

[pastel quartz]

I was aware of chris-chan, I just dont know the shit he did

[fluid heron]

Ignorance is bliss

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

[solar obsidian]

goober

i knew you were alive