🎪bruh-fart

[eager igloo]

You know what you stand on finally

[undone wave]

It puts a name to the bullshit and that perspective can change the way you see things and how other people treat you

[eager igloo]

Turns out your not attention seeker or just making shit up

[pale ingot]

idk

my perspective is youve already lived your whole life like that

so nothing changed, really. you just know you have a mental illness

[eager igloo]

Did you get diagnosed?

[pale ingot]

no

but if i do turn out to have autism or some shit, wouldnt matter to me probably

[crimson flame]

🍿

self diagnose kinda cringe ngl

[pale ingot]

ion think anyones self diagnosing themselves here

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1240765310743744573/NickRigamarole_-_1786543300066877911.gif

alright lets see what the fuck @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

revenge

[pale ingot]

im replacing gaze then cause i havent gotten any use out of it

nevermind

fuck

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/interloper-hl2-half-life-hl-gif-3384928442256749968

[prisma quiver]

Interloper MENTIONMED!!!!

HALF LIFE 2 ANOMIDAE!!

[primal kiln]

me about to eat a Costco chicken bake

[final rose]

hello brainfart

ah man they fucked @dreamy flax up

[lunar brook]

they ate the rich

[pale ingot]

@prisma quiver first dook erisia fight..

watch this solo.

[slender rock]

doot doot

[pale ingot]

nevermind

[slender rock]

[pale ingot]

i died to the fucking golems

fuck

[placid sail]

some mild ero for you as well

[slender rock]

what the fuck man

[placid sail]

what

[pale ingot]

what is this game yappign about @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

Yu gotta kill people

[pale ingot]

players?

or just mass murder on npcs

[runic sorrel]

oh wow look a walrus

[visual stirrup]

I wish the United States had a full rail network. Traveling in an overnight car sounds so cozy.

But then I remember that a lot of my fellow americans look and act like that guy, and I'm not so eager.

Traveling by bus made me hate lower class people

[lusty sonnet]

you and who?

[visual stirrup]

is @placid sail the cute goth or the fat walrus?

[prisma quiver]

Any

[pale ingot]

ok

im going to silentheart rn

beloved zofia

[prisma quiver]

You gotta get gripped by a player with an attunement

[pale ingot]

shiit

i mean i dont see the plug tbf

[placid sail]

traveling far by train, at least in Russia, sure has its charm. best when you have a pleasant company, sometimes, random strangers becoming one

[pale ingot]

but i was gripped once by i think a knives of eylis dude

the bounty bros right

mightve been attunementless

[pale ingot]

Fuck it. Im gonna roam in the void sea @prisma quiver

[tidal trellis]

then u never see them again

[pale ingot]

until something kills me or i get bored and reset

[placid sail]

nothing bad about that

[tidal trellis]

eh fair

welp time to listen to my music playlist

[pale ingot]

nothing's spawning @prisma quiver what now

[prisma quiver]

thi shit bro 😭

[pale ingot]

im just chilling in the void sea

lone ironclad

[placid sail]

iedy you fucking degenerate

[pale ingot]

@prisma quiver

where the fuck am i

[prisma quiver]

IDK 💀

[pale ingot]

dont worry bro im just gonna go for a quick trip around the earth

gonna find america

whats interesting is how mobs still spawn

[toxic sundial]

What the fuck

I thought it was gonna be 911

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/why-sad-helluva-boss-hasbin-hotel-gif-7763123034706996288

[stone blade]

You ever been so cooked on a test you rephrase the question as your answer

[pale ingot]

so kaido's about a 3% chance to spawn randomly in the voidsea i think @prisma quiver

[open laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206661786691043359/1225820025127178390/the_looker.gif

[edgy abyss]

@gusty willow get exiled looser

[open laurel]

welcome to hell

[fading shuttle]

he isnt exiled he is rejected

get it right

[edgy abyss]

[split canyon]

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif @edgy abyss

[gusty willow]

[edgy abyss]

@heavy peak i know it was you!

[gusty willow]

I'm neither lol

[lusty sonnet]

@heavy peak

[open laurel]

it was

[edgy abyss]

yes, I know

[heavy peak]

Snitch
Banned immediately

[open laurel]

u are

ban

i am head mod

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-death-sad-lasagna-blow-torch-gif--garfield-death-sad-lasagna-gif-16442652701325459644

[gusty willow]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donaldtrump-interview-banned-cnn-gif-7677105

[fading shuttle]

mods abusing their powers once again

truly there is no rule of law

[gusty willow]

When don't they

[fresh rose]

there is

[gusty willow]

It's like 1984 around these parts

[fresh rose]

you can go kill them in real life

[lusty sonnet]

Skynet has found anime

[fresh rose]

or well

[fading shuttle]

thats no rule of law

[fresh rose]

ban them

[fading shuttle]

smh, tyranny

[fresh rose]

for legal reasons all said has been a joke

and nothing is to be taken seriously

https://tenor.com/view/dangerous-bear-hand-suck-kissing-gif-24681686

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

2

[fresh rose]

the silly little fellas

[pale ingot]

Kaido left me @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

Damn

Poor guy

[pale ingot]

oh he chunky

[final rose]

alex

[prisma quiver]

I just almost got fuckig obliterated on wave 50 of diluvian

I had like 3% left

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimachi-suisei-hosimati-suisei-suisei-suichan-michizure-gif-27498522

hiiii

[final rose]

hi

[prisma quiver]

Some people in here should kill themselves

I'm not gonna say who though

[final rose]

true

[fresh rose]

I will

you should

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bruh-bearr-bearrrr-gif-22701476

[fading shuttle]

i need a demonstration

[fresh rose]

my favorite emoji to spam

no no

not you alex

[final rose]

me and your mother

[solar coral]

Hey guys look at this robot

[fresh rose]

I have no mother

I spawned in

I have no biological family

[final rose]

homeless

[fresh rose]

i am a creature of the void

[pale ingot]

aw man @prisma quiver

kaido done did me in

[fresh rose]

No I also have a house

[prisma quiver]

Damn that sucks

[fresh rose]

duhhh

[pale ingot]

back to the depths!!!

so now i know how to find kaido

in the void sea if the water bubblin

kaido there

[prisma quiver]

I would help you but the amount of time I wasted on deepwoken today could kill an 18th century child

[pale ingot]

help me.. pussy..

[prisma quiver]

H-h-hell naw!

[prisma quiver]

In an hour

like

40 minutes

If you are down by then

I gotta go back to the overworld anyway

[final rose]

POWRN

[fresh rose]

right side cooler

i love blowing shit up with tnt in video games

[pale ingot]

fought an enforcer @prisma quiver won

[prisma quiver]

Ws

[pale ingot]

cheehh ohh seee kee gahhhh.. beeh skaaa daahhhhhhh

and then boom. i get the bell. new layer 2 bell. new layer 2 bell.

[pale ingot]

argh.

[prisma quiver]

Ion know

[pale ingot]

i think i should get a support

or just roll 2

fuck ti we roll 2

[prisma quiver]

What?

[visual stirrup]

If you prefer Grunt weapons over Cowboy ones, consider yourself an op

Due to the Damage Threshhold system in NV, grunt weapons require AP ammo to fight most enemies

And Cowboy weapons are very appropriate for the theme

[visual stirrup]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

[prisma quiver]

Ty

[fading shuttle]

mimimimimi, assault carbine

[visual stirrup]

5mm ammo is dumb and shouldn't exist
the reload animation is shit and the gun is ugly, no matter what mod you use

I think Asurah had a good animation for the assault carbine, but that pack is not compatible with kNVSE (iirc)

[storm stream]

how is 'Fart doing?

[glad carbon]

me and ur dad

[glad carbon]

what are we looking at

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456347479282286605/1026898343349207130/10e8bd82f59ebc1f9b703a7c3571750296817d44ced0bc79e9ea6aa9e7e878c7.gif

[pale ingot]

@prisma quiver AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[prisma quiver]

hi

[pale ingot]

Why cant i get into the fucking other sea

[prisma quiver]

Eastern luminant?

[pale ingot]

the noor is locked and wont open

[prisma quiver]

Join another server

[pale ingot]

im in the etrean luminant

[prisma quiver]

Or u at the wrong gate

[fluid heron]

Somehow fucked my neck up sleeping

[pale ingot]

im at the smaller one noted "waterlock" on the map

[prisma quiver]

Theres a couple

2 next to eachother but only one leads to eastern

[pale ingot]

found an open one

[prisma quiver]

Imma hop on dw and help u with kaido

[slender rock]

fuckwit came back after 3 days

[prisma quiver]

Give me a bit to escape dephts thi

[slender rock]

brings a shopping cart with him

okay

[prisma quiver]

Ham add me so I can know what server u in

Keiran_Wayland

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

k

im at miners landing rn

going to, atleast

[prisma quiver]

I should be at songseeker

[pale ingot]

sent af riend request

[prisma quiver]

just come to songseeker

Im still in depths rn

give me 5 mins

[pale ingot]

i still havent been gripped by a player with attunements

[prisma quiver]

I was gonna say "You want me to do it for you" but I forgor i'm silentheart

Aight im at the trial give me like 20 secs to kill the enforcer

Dead

As in hes dead

Ugh im in the etrean luminant give me a minute

[pale ingot]

ive been ganked... @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

Depths?

[pale ingot]

i tried to barter formy life but took my chances

nah

miners landing

[prisma quiver]

Fuck how do I even get there

Are you at songseeker

[pale ingot]

the island in the cornr

yeah

[prisma quiver]

I'll be there in literally 2 seconds

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-bleach-i-am-not-racist-gif-23596326

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-thirsty-kitten-drink-up-ice-water-gif-10692620

[tidal trellis]

Water

Stay hydrated kids

[final rose]

dont forget protection kids

always use protection

and drink water

[open laurel]

i think drinking water solved like half my life problems

[final rose]

it does actually

should i have a freedomer woman as a compainon or throw a nade under her?

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-20806879

[final rose]

is that a yes or a no

[open laurel]

either one

u decide

[prisma quiver]

@pale ingot I lived

[tidal trellis]

Something I don't have to worry about

Never getting bitches, never have to use it

[pale ingot]

holy shit

goated?

im in the depths now

[prisma quiver]

Yea I killed both of them

You want me to come?

I can come

[pale ingot]

im good

ill have to solo the trial anyway

i just barely survived one of the ripped mudskippers and a corrupted regular thresher at once

[prisma quiver]

Imma go to summer isle and murder the attunement guy there

[pale ingot]

time to pray for an easy enemy for this trial

[toxic sundial]

I don't mean to get political but

[pale ingot]

its my 3rd drown though

and im power 18

it might fuck me. or just give me another enforcer

enforcer. he got liquefied @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

Awesome

[pale ingot]

no hits off on me

[prisma quiver]

Ill be at songseeker in a sec

[pale ingot]

andit took like maybe 3 attacks to explode

i think if it starts giving me corrupted enforcers at this rate it wont matter

BUT.

squibbo.

i cant fight those

thats gonna fucking turn my ass into a red stain

im waiting on you

[prisma quiver]

Give sec

https://tenor.com/view/deepwoken-gif-12187065574958258581

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to moatofalltime

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP - GIF
Server avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP - GIF

[prisma quiver]

Alright vro

What, the freak.

[pale ingot]

freakazoid

[prisma quiver]

My boat got sunken by the giant ass cannon

[pale ingot]

Obliteration

[prisma quiver]

Come to songseeker

Summer isle*

[pale ingot]

yeah ik where that is

[prisma quiver]

Just go straight with ya boat u'll see me

LEFT

[pale ingot]

FYM

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1246607913171288155/HZBJ5011.MOV?ex=665d0197&is=665bb017&hm=6cd276c773692549808e0d10adb357ebc4dc4b9a361c070ccaf8d6e4732765f9&

[narrow lotus]

oh bruh its Evelyn

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur's-gate-3-leak-preview-hd-gif-10592226541281402352

[slender rock]

why is she naked

[prisma quiver]

It is evelyn

https://medal.tv/games/roblox/clips/hZ3JoE9ndBbwH23Ws/d1337KFQnOZu?invite=cr-MSxCajgsNDgwODEyNSw

[pale ingot]

he silly

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-soldier-tf2-the-rock-soldier-sus-tf2sus-gif-23860481

[broken topaz]

I just remembered this video exists

[toxic sundial]

Posting that should get you smited

[broken topaz]

[toxic sundial]

For making me see it again

[broken topaz]

I love it

[toxic sundial]

I hate you

[upper shore]

omg it's velocipastor

[slender rock]

CORI I am banning you from having a brain

[broken topaz]

Never had one

[visual stirrup]

God already did that

[prisma quiver]

This img goes hard

[slender rock]

no you guys are not getting

a human brain right, able to post this shit

right?

banning cori from having a mammalian brain all together

[broken topaz]

:3 :3 :3 :3

[slender rock]

all cori will have just ant brain

[high meteor]

bird brains are the only brains allowed

[slender rock]

No

ant brain

[high meteor]

hivemind?

or just ant brain

period.

[slender rock]

just ant brain

[high meteor]

mm

[broken topaz]

Lizard brain?

[slender rock]

won't know how to post shit like that

[broken topaz]

Lizard Brain?

[slender rock]

eh

depends

[broken topaz]

Or frog brain

you know

just chillin in my pond

no worries

[slender rock]

perhaps

[broken topaz]

no 9-5

Just chillin, eating flies

[slender rock]

anything that isn't that post

because..

that was.... like fungus on the brain

[broken topaz]

Shroom brained

Shrigma

https://tenor.com/view/shroom-fungus-mushroom-sigma-sigma-male-gif-22224231

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/honestly-quite-incredible-drinking-water-underwater-cool-gif-22285702

[prisma quiver]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

what ..

[prisma quiver]

My game killed itself

Leave

[pale ingot]

aye aye

i almost thought you left me to fend for myself

[prisma quiver]

On some wallace type shit

[pale ingot]

you wouldnt do me like wallace would you

[prisma quiver]

Nah you're too precious

Wallace was expendable

[pale ingot]

im back in the main game

[prisma quiver]

Join me

[pale ingot]

ive gotten strong enough so that you stop considering me a meatshield

[final rose]

What are you guys doing?

[proud torrent]

brainfart

I think I'm gonna game

[final rose]

[green schooner]

deepwoken

[final rose]

cool

[glad carbon]

[toxic sundial]

My uncle is a farmer and gets six digits worth of subsidies every year and is always the first to complain at family meetups about Ukraine getting too much aid

[prisma quiver]

Deepwoken

[pale ingot]

dep[e woken

RETARD woken

[final rose]

Reminds me of dark souls
Idk should i join you?

[final rose]

Real

[prisma quiver]

You have it?

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/school-sink-warhammer-vermintide-jump-gif-21343781

[final rose]

Its not for free ?

Im not gonna spend a penny on roblox tbh

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

[pastel quartz]

*MY BAD
forgot there was a music channel LOL

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/roach-gif-26168090

[slender rock]

[final rose]

[pale ingot]

shit went DOWN

fuck.

[prisma quiver]

omg 😭

[pale ingot]

i died within SECONDS lmaoo

[prisma quiver]

2nd times the charm

I shouldnt try to fight them all at once

Lets get out of depths

@pale ingot wya

[pale ingot]

other server

[prisma quiver]

Nah same server

[pale ingot]

ill do the trial

[prisma quiver]

Where on map

[pale ingot]

gimme a sec

[prisma quiver]

Imma join u

[pale ingot]

im already at the elevator

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1246627182185545819/trim.915AA287-4731-4986-8E37-3A3577C3BECA.mov?ex=665d1389&is=665bc209&hm=e96454bd83303cc861012fa67e5fabff97bbb6db4f4421f33ee044424c7fe534&

[prisma quiver]

@pale ingot etra docks

[pale ingot]

err yerr.

[pale ingot]

server bro? @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

stay in ur server

[pale ingot]

ok bro.

edging my rep

[final rose]

Cs2 premier time

Anyone?

[prisma quiver]

@pale ingot join one

[pale ingot]

ive tried 2 servers so far

[prisma quiver]

Send yo stats

[pale ingot]

@prisma quiver

good night NERD. @prisma quiver

[prisma quiver]

Gn

https://tenor.com/view/evelyn-baldur-gate3-gif-9650995544666377281

[proud torrent]

https://vxtwitter.com/HakitaDev/status/1796931387150233837

[pale ingot]

before i go to sleep, i figured out how to fish @prisma quiver

you have to hold the direction the game tells you and then start clicking

so like hold A then start clicking nad thats how you reel shit in

[open laurel]

Homo in Finland for free everyone cheer☑️☑️☑️☑️

[proud torrent]

goodbye

🇫🇮

[glad carbon]

hi @open laurel

[open laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/456347479282286605/1026898343349207130/10e8bd82f59ebc1f9b703a7c3571750296817d44ced0bc79e9ea6aa9e7e878c7.gif

Hi

[lapis zinc]

There is a version of this with flashing colors and the instrumental of Party Rock Anthem

[deep topaz]

My friend is so fucking fried it's hilarious

He just laid on the ground for half an hour and I'd say a talking Ben phrase and he'd laugh

[prisma quiver]

Oh nice

[smoky iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1244920466095997018/caption-20.gif

[broken topaz]

:3

Already starving

[grizzled meadow]

What's this

[prisma quiver]

Evelyn

[grizzled meadow]

I need something else

[prisma quiver]

What the fuck are you talking about

[grizzled meadow]

Just Evelyn is not enough for Google you idiot

Unless it's a movie with Pierce Brosnan

And I don't think it is

[prisma quiver]

Why you wanna google it

[grizzled meadow]

Because I'm curious

You really need to sleep

[prisma quiver]

Evelyn bg3

That’ll do

[grizzled meadow]

See? It wasn't so hard to answer

[prisma quiver]

You are an odd fella

[grizzled meadow]

Why

[prisma quiver]

I didn’t mean to hurt those people

I’m not a bad guy.

[grizzled meadow]

I asked a simple question, it's just curiosity, you are an odd fella
And the rabbit hole is much deeper than my question since this is apparently a custom made character in BG3 and Tiktok Is involved
And something about AI and I won't go further

[prisma quiver]

Idk I just saw her on my fyp on tiktok and made her my pfp

Bc ive had rapper pfps for like almost a year now

I just know shes a custom character but thats it🤷‍♂️

[glad carbon]

same vro

[final rose]

fucking hell no food

[final rose]

bread from hell

looks good but has cancer

[prisma quiver]

Bro i thought that was fish

[fluid heron]

Cooking for my drunk mom and she wants me to make a blt how the fuck do I cook bacon Ive never cooked that shit before and I'm high as hell

I fucking hate bacon

[uncut yew]

For this statement, the only appropriate sentence is death

[zealous remnant]

Absolutely haram

[fluid heron]

Bacon just makes me feel gross

it's so fatty and I hate fat

[visual stirrup]

take a clean pan
let it warm up a bit
drop the bacon on it
set the fire on medium-high
cook until you reached the desired level of crispiness

[green schooner]

your a odd fella

[final rose]

bro couldnt ask google so he asked brainfart

[uncut yew]

Just don't use too much. Alternatively, fry them properly then let the fat drip off.

[green schooner]

a stupid one even

[deep topaz]

listen listen listen

[fluid heron]

I don't know how to fry it properly

[deep topaz]

if you're cooking bacon

start medium high

first batch always sucks

cook remaining batches in bacon grease

perfect

[fluid heron]

that shit is making me sweat how gross it sounds

[visual stirrup]

@fluid heron
Yeah, put a paper towel or something onto the plate that has the finished bacon
Let the grease drain out from the slices

[deep topaz]

yes put a couple paper towels down to grab the grease

[uncut yew]

Well, yeah if you start medium high without greasing the pan... Obviously. Unless you have a good nonstick (poison) pan

[visual stirrup]

Make sure to save the bacon grease
Really great for cooking chopped potatoes

[fluid heron]

I don't think I want a grease jar

[deep topaz]

really great for cooking everything you mean

you can make a bacon candle and have that heavenly smell on demand

[visual stirrup]

Potatoes are the best for bacon grease, though

[final rose]

potatoes are the gigachads of food

[deep topaz]

you ain't had bacon fried greens

[uncut yew]

Bacon is not a regular ingredient like other things, no. Bacon is a spice.

[low atlas]

i enter the chat, baconless

[visual stirrup]

The single greatest crop of the Columbian Exchange
Doesn't take as much preparation as grains

[visual stirrup]

a delicacy
eaten rarely

[final rose]

and is tasty too

great snack

[fluid heron]

Shits stressful too much bacon in the pan she just put that shit in it and told me to cook it

[final rose]

great breakfast

[uncut yew]

I have approximately 7kg of bacon in my fridge

[final rose]

great everything

[fluid heron]

15 percent of it is like burnt black and the rest is fuckin raw

[final rose]

you can power a pc with it too

[fluid heron]

The blt disaster incidents

[uncut yew]

Did.... did your parents not teach you how to cook?

[visual stirrup]

This day will forever be infamous in #🎪bruh-fart lore

[fluid heron]

No and now my drunk mom is just putting bacon in a pan and telling me to cook it idk what the fuck is happening

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dammaz-kron-dwarf-gif-27703552

[final rose]

Dont think its a good idea for you to make or eat that bacon

[uncut yew]

At this point, give up and switch to the oven

[fluid heron]

Idk I made burgers once while not knowing how to cook and they were good

[ruby minnow]

they were hard to find between all those porn mods

[fluid heron]

Im already in too deep

[ruby minnow]

but i found good mods for re2

finally

[uncut yew]

Convection oven fried bacon is fucking peak though.

[final rose]

No way i got the 5 year veteran coin

[visual stirrup]

Nexusmods needs to separate the mature filter
One filter for sexual content
Another for gore

[deep topaz]

to cook bacon just put it in the fucking pan and flip it when it gets crispy

[fluid heron]

A consistently cooked bacon does sound fire

[fluid heron]

Yeah the issue is like 2 pieces are almost burnt black and the rest are fucking raw

And I just smoked a bowl

[deep topaz]

man you're cooked

[fluid heron]

Cooked in 3 ways

[ruby minnow]

i haven't seen much of those tho

[final rose]

Unlike his food

[ruby minnow]

like the only mod that i couldn't find because of the mature content filter was a blood mod

in fallout 4

a singular mod

[uncut yew]

And if you scrunch the bacon when placing it on the tray so the slices stand on their sides, the fat naturally flows down leaving perfectly cooked bacon
Shit, now I'm hungry again

[fluid heron]

Yeah this shit is fucking burnt

[deep topaz]

yer fucked youtube tutorial it

[visual stirrup]

There are these good mods for F:NV and FO4 called "live dismemberment"
I never found them on Nexus because I always had the adult filter enabled (sick of wading through porn)
Makes me wonder how many decent mods are hidden by the porn filter

[fluid heron]

I don't know what she expected putting 2 pounds of bacon onto a pan and telling me nothing

A food item I've never cooked because I don't even like it

[deep topaz]

if you managed to have pieces raw and black burnt at the same time you're a god at not cooking

[visual stirrup]

I'm gonna come in with the hottest take of all time

[ruby minnow]

not much

[visual stirrup]

bacon tastes best raw

[ruby minnow]

i can tell you that

i just preferred blurring adult mods

rather then removing them all together

[uncut yew]

10 years ago I would have agreed with you, luckily I grew up

[fluid heron]

You probably have a brain parasite making you say that

[visual stirrup]

I like raw bacon, but I don't enjoy salo for some reason

[fluid heron]

Shit was layed out fine the right side of the pan was fucking raw and the left was like charred black in 3 seconds

and it was centered on the burner

[uncut yew]

mrsa means no raw pork anymore

[deep topaz]

look man

you either got a physics off stove

or your burners are fucked

[fluid heron]

I had to use the middle the pan was so fucking unwieldy and this shit spits flames it meant for like wok pand

[uncut yew]

Alternatively, the bacon went on an extremely hot and un-greased pan

[glad carbon]

i do like

2 paper towels

and then 2 on top

[deep topaz]

i take my cooking education for granted

[final rose]

Just dont eat bacon

[uncut yew]

🔥 Parents teaching their children how to cook 🔥

[glad carbon]

pork is pretty mid

bacon is like the only way to cook it

[final rose]

Overrated ngl

[glad carbon]

a good steak will btfo a good pork belly

[final rose]

Anything pig based is overrated

[visual stirrup]

That explains why they order out so much

Youngest generation doesn't know anything about cooking or handyman skills
Parents really setting them up for failure

[uncut yew]

Honey fried pork is fucking excellent, so are pork belly strips fried just right and put in a burger-like sandwitch

[fluid heron]

My parents divorced before they got the part where they told me how to do basic shit so I just gotta wing it

[uncut yew]

Pork goes great in dumplings too

[fluid heron]

I made pork dumplings last night

They were good

[glad carbon]

fried pork belly is just thick bacon

[uncut yew]

Fried salami (pork) makes a great meat-base for soups as well

[visual stirrup]

Is it true that greasy food helps you avert a hangover?
Maybe that's why your mom asked for a BLT

[fluid heron]

I like chicharonnes

[uncut yew]

What the fuck are you saying? have your taste buds withered or something?

[fluid heron]

That sounds like some BuzzFeed bullshit

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

I wouldn't know either I could drink till I go non responsive and wake up like nothing happened

[uncut yew]

Finely powdered bay leaf and salt sprinkled on pork belly strips, convection oven fried = The peak of fatty foods, goes great with pickled red cabbage

[deep topaz]

watch binging with babish

fix your cooking

[uncut yew]

Slap it between some bread with salad as well

[fluid heron]

Burnt bacon tastes better than properly cooked bacon

[uncut yew]

A little bit of burnt can add flavour rather than ruin the food, especially if prepared over charcoal

[fluid heron]

My dad used to smoke meat with wet rub for 11 hours

This is a sad high because all Im thinking about is how I substitute my friends family for mine to feel like I have a coherent family

Also fuck bacon

[river robin]

Corn is great when grilled for example.

[fluid heron]

People grill corn?

[river robin]

Yep

On the cob of course

It’s actually not bad grilled

[fluid heron]

I can't eat corn because my parents cursed me with a permanent retainer

[river robin]

Hell, street corn is just grilled corn covered in sauces and spices. Very very good, would recommend street corn

[fluid heron]

Literally just a metal wire behind your teeth that serves no purpose other than making you unable to floss or eat corn

[uncut yew]

Man, had some grilled, marinated chicken with corn a while back, peak

[river robin]

Now I want grilled corn

[uncut yew]

Boiled with butter and salt is also fire

[river robin]

There exist removable ones you put in every night… why go for the permanent option…

[fluid heron]

Because I was 12 and had no fucking say

[river robin]

I know, you said that, it wasn’t a question directed towards you it was just speculative

[fluid heron]

I need a get an appointment to get them removed

All they have done is fucked up the health of my teeth

because I just don't even floss because it's just a waste of time

[river robin]

Get a normal retainer instead. Still want to keep the teeth straight, wouldn’t you?

[fluid heron]

my teeth aren't straight

See how the permanent retainer is fucking useless

[river robin]

Why the fuck do you have a retainer then what the fuck

[fluid heron]

Exactly

[river robin]

What is wrong with your parents

[fluid heron]

Idk I hardly see my dad and my mom is drunk all the time now

[uncut yew]

That what you use teeth straightening braces for, not retainers

[river robin]

Retainers keep teeth straight once they’re already straight

[fluid heron]

It's not even a retainer it's literally like a thin piece of metal that does nothing

it just sits on the back of your teeth and makes it impossible to floss

[river robin]

What kind of retarded dental system has this

Where the fuck are you

[fluid heron]

If I don't get them removed my fucking teeth will guarantee fall out

[uncut yew]

And flossing is extremely important

[river robin]

I went 20 years without a cavity and barely flossed

I think it depends on how good you brush and what you eat tbh

[fluid heron]

I've cut most sugar out of my diet

[uncut yew]

Peak flossing

[fluid heron]

only way I can keep my teeth and gums from rotting

[visual stirrup]

always rinse your mouth with water after drinking anything acidic or sugary

[river robin]

When I rarely flossed I used shit like this. Basically peak flossing.

I hate auto correct

[uncut yew]

Any flossing is flossing and flossing is good

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-dance-party-floss-gif-16754619

I'm not seeing enough movement

[river robin]

Retard stands on stage and flosses in front of hundreds.

.gif

[visual stirrup]

can't justify such short term single use plastics
I have a reusable version that comes with a spool of floss

[uncut yew]

I just.... Use it more than once, easy.

[river robin]

You WILL fill landfills with plastic bits and you WILL buy more. You WILL CONSUME.

[visual stirrup]

but how would you replace the string of floss?

[river robin]

AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[uncut yew]

Uhhh, I just don't fucking break it

[fluid heron]

They are one use

they are wasteful

[visual stirrup]

Fucking hate consumerism

People buying clothes that they only wear a few times
Buying Newthing and throwing out Oldthing every year
Wasteful use of products

I wear clothes until they get holes in them

then I sew up the holes

[uncut yew]

I started almost exclusively buying leather shoes some years ago, last much longer looks much better

[visual stirrup]

I have a hoody that I've worn for 12 years

It's the most comfortable thing I've ever worn

But I can't find anything else like it

[uncut yew]

Also went back to buying more expensive Brax pants again, last much longer

[true sedge]

this is something midwits say and never follow up on

[fluid heron]

The amount of my mom's boyfriends I've had to beat the absolute shit out of is insane

[true sedge]

being against "consumerism" is just the bush era nihilism of today, "thing bad!" (we will not analyse this any further)

[fluid heron]

Idk what the fuck happened to my family

[fluid heron]

It is bad it's excess

The US government at one point held over 500 million pounds of cheese

mhm

And then they made the got milk campaign

And pay companies to actively encourage consumption of dairy products

Shit like cheese sauce stuffed crust pizza 7 cheese

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-girls-last-tour-gif-14037325153243150426

[fluid heron]

Only do weed kids

they make shit sound badass

[green schooner]

drinking is good for your liver

[fluid heron]

That's why it's in moderation

[green schooner]

exactly

[fluid heron]

Cleans your brain out makes the bad thoughts go away

[uncut yew]

That is a lot of stuff clinging to the corn

[fluid heron]

What the fuck is an elote

[deep topaz]

mexican street corn

[fluid heron]

All I know is crystal meth and fireball

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[green schooner]

me

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

me

[green schooner]

us

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1084260812966871124/1162926337418342481/death-1.gif?ex=653db68c&is=652b418c&hm=aa149542fc88b1681a4bcfc0c5616fcb6bd7249129be907d1344bbfc1d30834c&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-21817525

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-stalker-hello-chat-gif-26057082

12-6 and lost to my internet

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-25438385

[fluid heron]

This pic go crazy

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1246605187569946734/IMG_5441.png?ex=665cff0d&is=665bad8d&hm=f326b4f4716a83448651d9847aff79fc106e17afd242fae8e3e99c81711bb897&

[glad carbon]

woah

[deep topaz]

car

[glad carbon]

post more car

:3

[fluid heron]

I love my dog

[glad carbon]

i miss mine

[fluid heron]

Ive just been holding him this entire time and he's just been sleeping

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1246633241729830973/GO-PrhhWoAAmmZg.png?ex=665d192e&is=665bc7ae&hm=d19dec74808aec89650146d1a6a783481edf4c9d8e43bc7d6119dffc879d7156&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1246624844116787301/IMG_4711.jpg?ex=665d115c&is=665bbfdc&hm=706d8e4a5ba8a78a49e2c968f7b9203e8a362320f68a763c98431ff03519245b&

[fluid heron]

I miss my old dog but it's fine because you gave him a good life

[glad carbon]

:D

[umbral geyser]

I ship it

[fluid heron]

I was at my friend's dads house last night and they and so many cafs

There was 2 cats on my lap at least that entire night

[glad carbon]

its canon

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1246672472737321011/GLTcsfgXAAAcgkj.png?ex=665d3db7&is=665bec37&hm=b0b948e5bf990329c7cef0246b6991cac96015ece63121361a8b372083b29688&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-sean-leonard-james-wilson-house-md-wilson-dance-gif-15940773988720767923

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1246634466483503185/IMG_7150.png?ex=665d1a52&is=665bc8d2&hm=64804bdcb732d75dce26e264328a52f8844efe39785dbebcb5f6b547de5c96d1&

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

funny month mandatory funny post

[fluid heron]

What the fuck is any of this

[deep topaz]

i keep forgetting the fuckin g word is banned

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-cats-gif-25220458

[fluid heron]

Swaos month

[glad carbon]

swaos

[fluid heron]

Them skinny jeans can't lift their legs that high

[umbral geyser]

I have never seen house, but isnt he married to a woman

[fluid heron]

He needs mouse bites

[umbral geyser]

Its lupus

[toxic sundial]

Me

[glad carbon]

no he's married to Vicodin

[fluid heron]

Only stupid people try the medicine drug you are stupid

[open laurel]

ew

[fluid heron]

It's not lupus check his asshole

[toxic sundial]

People who make these posts need to get banned from the internet

Ironic or not

[open laurel]

Common nota w

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/942164694301552650/1245872290915418133/Screenshot_20240530_074301_YouTube.jpg?ex=665cf77d&is=665ba5fd&hm=f06368742527470a01f87b73efeb509b621bb9fdc19c1715823e2433c7f58d0d&

[glad carbon]

get kutner to do it

oh wait..

[fluid heron]

https://youtu.be/ry-Z6_yfZoE

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-get-well-soon-picmix-greg-house-dr-house-gif-15440693989569303595

@open laurel

[open laurel]

thank u🙏

[fluid heron]

Bro the only TV series I've watched from start to finish is Avatar the last airbender and river monsters

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

Bro Jeremy Wade is the fucking goat

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[proud torrent]

Did you see the orange singing cat died

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-wade-river-monsters-british-television-presenter-gif-17862693

I would kiss this man

I started drinking after making the blts and I am so fucking buzzed rn

Look at this fucking creatures half brown eye

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/long-awaited-update-alien-2034-gif-1394462935056377593

[glad carbon]

what is that lil buddy

[deep topaz]

dorg

[fluid heron]

That's bruiser he's a border Collie Australian shepherd mix

His brother has the same eye color split on the opposite side

This is their father

[deep topaz]

malice

[fluid heron]

His name is buddy and he likes butt scratches

[deep topaz]

all dorgs like butt scratches

they can't scratch they own butts

[fluid heron]

No bruiser doesn't like them he has not reaction

buddy will stretch and scratch the carpet and make noises

Bruisers brother Bronson likes em

[glad carbon]

awesome

[fluid heron]

he is a hella epic doggo as the redditors would say

Fucking pogging epic doggo

Anytime I get angry at anything he comes over and lays on top of me

He has sold me many competitive matches by blocking my vision of the screen

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

Sometimes I wake up feeling like shit and then I realize my dogs only come into the basement because I'm there

[fluid heron]

So drunk I feel like I'm lagging

[fluid heron]

A bad bitch could abuse the shit out of me and I prolly wouldnt even notice

[glad carbon]

true

[pastel quartz]

mood

[fluid heron]

Most of the time I'm so off my fucking rocker Im barely conscious

[pastel quartz]

real

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

bros inner skinwalker showed

[fluid heron]

One time I was so high I thought I was controlling myself in third person

Thought I was playing darksouls

[glad carbon]

awesome

[deep topaz]

my friend was that high yesterday

said he'd move and his body would respond 3 seconds later

[fluid heron]

You know you geeked when you shake your head and you can tell you lagging

I prolly just hit the lamest clip is elden ring but shit felt fire as fuck

Idgaf I'm posting this shit

Shit ain't ever gonna stop queueing for upload

[lapis zinc]

the clip in question

[fluid heron]

Nah it's pvp

Shit was lowkey gas in my absolutely fried brain

Shit my files are too powerful

Im too fucking powerful

[lapis zinc]

cut it in half then post in 2 parts

[fluid heron]

Nah I got streamable

Goddam the upload speed is ass lmao

Fuck it long ass Xbox link

https://www.xbox.com/play/media/XB8V7JFkit

[true sedge]

virus link

dont click

[fluid heron]

Fr

I'm gonna steal your ip address and come over and kiss you

Bro streamable on the phone just does not work lmao

It's been at 0 percent upload this entire time

I'm just an alcoholic at all times

full of soup

Ethanol soup

Bro it's still at 0 it's trying it's hardest

[fluid heron]

Bro why the fuck did he even use a screwdriver to separate them

What was the endgame

[slender rock]

Honestly I donno

this was back in the day though

safety squints

testing nukes in the desert in the state of Nevada and such

[glad carbon]

lazy mf

[fluid heron]

Imagine being lazy around n
An object that can condemn you to the most painful death imaginable

Chinese factory workers on LiveLeak type shit

[glad carbon]

edging

[fluid heron]

Live by the edge die by the edge

[final rose]

brainfart edging?

[fluid heron]

Brainfart edging session

Brainfart bone mashing

[glad carbon]

join in

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-happy-meal-mcdonalds-sound-of-poggers-death-gif-18398977

[glad carbon]

hi

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-sniff-gif-24417522

Fucker

[glad carbon]

[fluid heron]

I have gotten considerably more drunk

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/traewockhardt-sad-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-16591014784735052511

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867096141699219466/1246567349406928998/image0.jpg?ex=665cdbd0&is=665b8a50&hm=f3467956a2f6c3e830899cbde892d2c2a918b569b2cc13240d37fdd182361f88&=&format=webp&width=327&height=468

[fluid heron]

Prolly shouldn't have been doing hard drugs idk

[glad carbon]

share the bottle

[naive bison]

??

[fluid heron]

I dranked it all

[glad carbon]

fuck you hoe

[fluid heron]

where the fucking at?

[glad carbon]

your place

[fluid heron]

Sick

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-i-drinked-it-all-go-shower-cat-lick-water-cat-drink-shower-go-shower-i-cant-i-drinked-it-all-gif-15343099042833579912

[fluid heron]

Bro shower water is so fire

best part of my morning

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Thongs

[fluid heron]

Hulk is now known as thongs write this down in the brainfart lore

[zealous remnant]

need

[fluid heron]

Wildest bar of all time

Fuck you mean real

[crimson flame]

bro u might get warned for that

[fluid heron]

Shit is not real

[deep topaz]

chief queef

[fluid heron]

Chief keef pussy tat would go crazy

[naive bison]

that's just that rick ross song with extra steps

@fluid heron

[fluid heron]

Ain't no fucking way

Straight rape in his lyrics

[naive bison]

song is Rocko - U O E N O

bro made nothing clear

[fluid heron]

I am not with that rape shit fr 💯💯🤣

[fluid heron]

This literally sounds like a sam Hyde skit

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RJcJgvBmEsM?si=66TKbfRO-aapUAA7

[fluid heron]

https://youtu.be/B9iQ_YZ72ko

[naive bison]

literally watching it right now

[fluid heron]

How are y'all gonna praise Mohammed yet make no prophets is one of the hardest quotes

[naive bison]

"them J-boyz really be turning Gaza to Zaza"
"yo babe, the IDF? how about IDFC"

spiritual experience

[fluid heron]

Shits been in my bio for months

[naive bison]

"they really be out here shootin them gunzzzz"

"i need me some iron dome"

[fluid heron]

Jet is so fucking funny

[naive bison]

"who should we support in the war
dm below"

that's like twitch politics streamers

[fluid heron]

Yo chat who should I support

Not even an individual

[open zodiac]

Read it using Trumps voice

[naive bison]

?

[fluid heron]

What?

Do you read everything in trumps voice?

[open zodiac]

Nah

[eager igloo]

Go read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_error?wprov=sfla1

[open zodiac]

Just: when I got past the first sentence it clicked into place - This is legit something Trump would say

Close -ish to His style

Language no withstanding

[naive bison]

@open zodiac "Nobody respects women more than i do"

"unless it's that fat pig Rosey O'Donnel"

[open zodiac]

Amen

[fluid heron]

Fuck rosey o donnel

[naive bison]

i still have no clue who she is

i just know she's fat

source: Donald Trump

[open zodiac]

I don't think many people care, truly

[final rose]

brainfart active

wsp

[fluid heron]

Active is a strong word

[final rose]

oh man

i killed chat again

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-suspicious-suspicious-dog-squinting-squint-chihuahua-squint-gif-26088382

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/german-shepherd-derp-lol-dog-funny-gif-12189659

[naive bison]

does anyone have arena breakout here

the pc version

installed

[final rose]

yeah i do

no

not installed

i have access but i refuse to download the 100gb

what about the game

[fluid heron]

Bro every time I get drunk it starts raining

/toggledownfall type shit

[open zodiac]

Nah that's just others pissing on your face while You lay in a ditch, blackout drunk

[fluid heron]

No because I'm outside smoking a cig

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/s9I4Mbuwk0U?si=MuprcLt6w3W4TzQf

[fluid heron]

I've only blacked out once ever and my friends told me that I just joined their Xbox part and played games for an hour before sleeping

Bro I forgot about Portuguese boxer

[pastel quartz]

damn good shit

Its been a while since I have done mp in elden ring, just since I use mods, I may have to get into it though with the vanilla character I'll use for the dlc

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[eager igloo]

H

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[naive bison]

breasts, please

[stone blade]

me and who

[wraith osprey]

Bet her skin would make a good table

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[open laurel]

Iedy I love you

[stone blade]

you ever think

if princess bubblegum was to squirt corn syrup would come out

[deep topaz]

according to my research

it's syrup

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[deep topaz]

horse wit the NBC gear

[naive bison]

gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a qualified horsefessional

[stone blade]

he's a qualified homosexual

[narrow lotus]

at least in June

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-mad-gif-26238667

[stone blade]

alo iedy

my friend

I wish you well

[narrow lotus]

hello ivan hi

i wish you protection from the sun

[fresh rose]

Morning

Hello humans

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1092619843045445718/1246656221713268776/SPOILER_togif.gif?ex=665d2e95&is=665bdd15&hm=d44b3ebcdbaa8f20229f3fe1bcb98bf366c945bac60a21f58d158fe20e448441&

[glad carbon]

[stone blade]

nah bro 30 again MORTII MATII

what is this

I go outside people are jumping in the local fountains

washing their legs

I crack an egg I can probably cook that shit

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-uni-cat-maxwell-uni-cat-tie-uni-cat-bowtie-gif-6242744535663337254

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[river zealot]

Man i remember when i played among us when it was only one the phone

Before it got hyped up

[naive bison]

before hearing "impostor" or "among us" randomly gave you a panic attack

like this @river zealot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsIU-BVxEw0&ab_channel=surreal

[naive bison]

PICKLE NO GOOD

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/711144992311214122/905502678824652840/videoplayback_1-1.mp4?ex=665d4ed6&is=665bfd56&hm=0e698632c0a0a36e9bcb43fea0da4f45fb529bdca02c2b4347ac93e4a8cb57b1&

[naive bison]

loud and british = funny

[tidal trellis]

Just reposting some old stuff I had laying around

[naive bison]

keep it to yourself next time!

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Thongs is kissing themselves.. what?

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[naive bison]

i thought it was a bear for a second

[tidal trellis]

You can't tell me shit lol

[naive bison]

yes i can, watch

shit, NOW

[modest dragon]

do more

i do like me some classic memes

[tidal trellis]

Idk whats being said in this one but here

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808958498171650058/889607861456490567/video0.mp4?ex=665d7da2&is=665c2c22&hm=bdc986d125e22da2f571ef98bece1f668aeb03489aa8645061982ff316a776fd&

[modest dragon]

dont understand and still understand

[naive bison]

doing uni homework