#๐ชbruh-fart
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demanding or depending?
did I read that right or am I having a stroke
I havenโt slept
I didnโt mean watch the whole thing just the first part
quit fucking with meee maaaaan /s
smh twinkie almost got be banned
I canโt help my ass donโt sleep!!
yeah, I heaed that part, and might as well speak russian bro
who
homie needs to be TUCKED IN
just speak english better trust me bro
I need my pookie bear @solar obsidian to tuck me in
@solar obsidian please tell me a bedtime story
but Yeah there's terms but the core langauge is still english across the crusty ol pond
why would I, foreigners rarely visit paris, and for good reason too, if they cant understand that, then they're on their own
Kindergarden is literally from german
you're a parisian? mods can we ban stella
cant think of one, sorry
Because children from Germany are kinder
I think they donโt visit Paris because of the riots
sometimes, when walking to my car from the grocery, I sometimes get lost foreigners asking directions
and english didn't have an equivalent
always was
only thing we americans did was add school shootings lol
turkish blend? WE'RE SMOKIN DUNG BEETLE 
I CAN MAKE THAT JOKE, I AM OF THE COUNTRY
DAMN
some still do(poor bastards) and suprise suprise, they dont know the area and get lost
ZAAZAA GOT ME ACTIN FUNNY
Why the fuck would I know a country Iโve never been to
name changed again hmm
@grizzled meadow i need u in chat please gamble for my life
some still visit paris for the sights, if you can believe that
failed to do research?
I CAME UP SHOOTIN DICE IN THE CUM SLUMS
WHEN I LEARNED HOW TO LOAD THE 9MM CANNON, IT CHANGED THE TRAJECTORY OF EVERYTHING
๐ฃ ๐ฅ
My name changes more than a transsexual
people do just get up on a whim and go
I ainโt reading allat ๐ฃ๏ธ
Bro
in some cases, when paris doesnt smell like shit, latoureiffel looks nice
isnโt it just
Shit
YOU HAVE TO GOOGLEMAP THAT SHIT
(almost typed mapquest)
I am fucking old as shit

smells like it yes
Iโm not visiting anywhere in Europe but like Poland and Slovakia
France is shit
UK is shit
Germany is a joke
it is NOT worth going
old ass plumbing from centuries ago, no wonder when it fails
YOUR GENDER IS NON-BINARY?
THE TRIGGER ON MY GLOCK IS, JIT 
FINLAND
Donโt know anyone there
Iโm gonna go in the catacombs
lol
especially france, do not get anywhere near france bro
Man good shawarma
@stone blade
I'll take two
Iโd rather kill myself then be even 10 miles near France
just avoid paris
digging your grave I see, sometimes you go in, but may never come out
yes
my partner wants to explore them
I've heard Paris is the worst
im cooked
Yeah is that what happened to you?
dont get lost in there ig
it's the combied trash of all major cities in Cali as one city
Iโm cooked
๐
there is no hope
minus homeless?
is there bums in paris? stella?
unless you count the rioters
๐ค
rioters
What's an average day in the life for you stella?
right click copy image
I guess your reponse ayy shared braincell
I live 10km out the city in an isolated property, I could never live in the main city
Pyro
no
Mini lad
I dont know half of what goes on in the city, I live semi-far from there
What
Stella
germans
the "fellas"
kill your self
Rural Frenchie
roll a d20 if it lands on 20 ban me
delight72 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 5
oh I like this game
do it falco
falco94 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 6
americans of african descent in the city of Paris,France
fuck yeah
serannanas rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 7
i win
Bruh
i almost got a ban because of a 19 
sad
kota survives another day
jcdenton2651 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 14
do @solar obsidian
Double it and give it to the next person
falco, dont look at the brainfart gaming thread 
Bill Clinton is in the next call of duty I hope he says the famous line
i love gambling for my ban
wtf is activision on bruh๐ญ
brings true excitement to brainfart
bill clinton?
finally cod is good again
The bottom of the shawarma broke abd and it jizzed sauce all over my pants
โI did not have sexual relations with that womenโ
yuh
call of duty lore be like "makarov took on the role of a woman, named monica lewinsky, in order to destabilise america"
cod was good before it had those cringy ass overly bright neon skins
hamma__ rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 5
"shawarma" yeah right...
mw2
Cod was good till
the og mw2
ww2 stank
Shit after shit
I think Delight should roll a d20. 1 = demoted to normal user, 20 = demoted to moderator 
Call of duty 1-4 great
delight72 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 6
Waw
pyrocynical gameplay POV
This is what happens when you don't want it hard enough
If you bought modern warfare 3 you should probably end your life
lets roll a 13 for @pastel quartz's ban, shall we?

delight72 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 2
:(
Ghost was underrated
D:
Af
fuck I guess I'll get more coffee
what counts as OG games
before WW2
ill have to be gae for the rest of my life if i roll a 20
the one with the retarded train boom thingy and shit story
delight72 rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 17
pfft

bo3?
it had good MP
Dirty mind
!choose ban, unban
unban
black ops 3 is before ww2
@grizzled meadow, unban pango pls
Next I will roll my love level for Delight (it will be 20)
he's too young
serannanas rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 13
above average love
bo3 was decent
The spirit of death is not with us today
they are diff games bro
I'd rate Fortnite a score of 5.2241 / 100
WW2
obviously
Cod world at war is WAW
no one says call of duty waw is call of duty Ww2
I'd rate boobs a score of 18.6616 / 100
I'd rate ass a score of 38.0385 / 100
xela is gai
You're asking the wrong fucking question is why
I'd rate thighs a score of 94.7158 / 100
besides infinite warfare
Actually, when's the last time someone pinged grok and got smacked?
advanced warfare?
Advanced warfare was decent
I'd rate eye contact a score of 6.7504 / 100
it wasnโt downright horrible
YES
surely no one will /rate feet or armpits 
I'd rate Your cock a score of 14.4775 / 100
I fucking hate their naming scheme now
I'd rate strigoi a score of 47.83 / 100
it's stupid
there is a call of duty 2 that's set during the ww2. @green schooner, did you mean cod2?
COD:WWII (The game) NOT THE CONFLICT
neighbor's vacuum cleaner sounded like air raid sirens for like 2 seconds 
I'd rate my huge balls a score of 38.286 / 100
cod2 was the best cod
nah cod ww2 obviously
COCK WOW
call of cock femboy warfare
cock world of war
๐ฑ Question: Should Alex be allowed to continue posting vtubers?
Answer: Very doubtful
I'd rate alexthedegenerate a score of 69.9031 / 100
THE ONE NAMED WW2
I'd rate neighbours vacuum a score of 74.772 / 100
The only one
this cannot continue
Named ww2
I'd rate cod ww2 a score of 54.4023 / 100
boy of cock 2
but there is also call of duty 1 that's set in ww2
Demo just give up
I'd rate coc (clash of clans) a score of 16.2986 / 100
Iโm blowing up all of Europe
I'd rate falco a score of 1.7657 / 100
๐ฑ Question: Will a mod intervene to block the command spam fun?
Answer: Without a doubt

I thought you meant activision game before they did the main WW2 conflict story wise
even britain? thank god
I was bout to go old school
@grizzled meadow ban this mf
no not British
like
I'd rate Grok a score of 2.2546 / 100
grok better than falco
No I meant the only one actually named Ww2
๐
absolutely real
mf britain is part of europe
I'd rate dave brainfart a score of 7.9203 / 100
yeah but like itโs better then France
So
I'd rate femboys a score of 33.6843 / 100
I'd rate France a score of 27.0748 / 100
no it aint
they dont wanna associate with us, and honestly we dont wanna associate with them
I'd rate Stella a score of 5.8192 / 100
I'd rate my dick a score of 24.5845 / 100
its better this way
I'd rate my thigh hughs a score of 45.1507 / 100
cod mw3 has a congress person
so it's just britain
Ur is

it is
?
xD
I'd rate naked muscular men a score of 44.4793 / 100
I'd rate big oily black men a score of 50.215 / 100
no bruh
It is
sadly
๐ฆ
we should deathroll when brainfard is calmer 
!falco
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colonizer sympathizers
falco can you ask xela whats better britain or france
falcos home, the city of Ur mentioned
was was france
I'd rate That one woman who turned you down after you asked her out on November 3rd 1987 a score of 90.6335 / 100
I'd rate Alexโs personality a score of 11.5522 / 100
i'd choose france
๐
i played enough hoi4 to know you had colonies in africa
france was a colonial state
both franace and italy
britain is just an L after L these years
i love one shotting creepers with my pickaxe
"Spice and W" are typing
people keep spamming bots ffs
a sign to watch the anime?
spam deez
that was when france was still a monarchy
now just you wait, shes gonna say that napoleon abolished the colonies or whatever
whar
I'm talking about france during the revolution
I'd rate Strogoi's chance to leave brainfart by tomorrow a score of 22.4189 / 100
now they're capitalists like the rest of former colonial powers
๐ฑ Question: does he know?
Answer: Take a wild guess...
I'd rate Pedophilia a score of 93.9431 / 100
I'd rate skibidi toilet a score of 95.827 / 100
woah
HEY
Is that why France still sucks
woah
or
what the fuck
WOOAHHH
???
ban this man
WTF
it sucked when it was still a monarchy
It still sucks???
@pastel quartz You getting an assbeatin boi
percentages are against you @pastel quartz
AI play mates for the children when
I'd rate falco a score of 18.2404 / 100
I'd rate the french a score of 57.8376 / 100
yeah and we are judging france through the rest of its history
not the one specifc time you like
SHAWARMA
I'd rate Ivan a score of 17.4367 / 100
damn
I'd rate ukraine a score of 50.0185 / 100
!choose German, French
French
yes, but still now it aint a monarchy, you know how bad it is? thailand has laws, that when you post a video that insults the royalty or any of its members, you get arrested
I'd rate russia a score of 23.9536 / 100
political
I'd rate California a score of 85.2985 / 100
I'd rate Falco a score of 46.5136 / 100

AH get fucked
Tf happened
!choose Donate to charity, Visit romania
Visit romania
What did I miss
I'd rate gachi muchi a score of 60.8112 / 100

I'd rate brainfart a score of 36.9751 / 100
@grizzled meadow
another example of a monarchy going "you insult our king you get arrested๐ข๐ข๐ข"
stupid fucking monarchies
๐ does ๐ this ๐ command ๐ still ๐ work ๐
p!weebsh owo @solar obsidian
stop
kill yourself
!clap sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐ sex ๐
kota shut up
There it is
Ban this tard
@grizzled meadow ban him he spam
ez win
get fucked
worth
!falco
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any second now
serannanas rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 11
ill see u in hell
you
b4 i go
๐ where ๐ is ๐ the ๐ clap ๐ command ๐
falco can you sing bella ciao
for my 24 hour mute
hamma__ rolled a 1-20 dice
๐ฒ 12
i lov eu guys
!clap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
๐ get ๐ pregnant ๐ get ๐ pregnant ๐ get ๐ pregnant ๐
I think this did a good job confirming how autistic we are
stella is already on it
!clap rimworld rimworld rimworld rimworld rimworld
๐ rimworld ๐ rimworld ๐ rimworld ๐ rimworld ๐ rimworld ๐
truly, the savior of frances declining birth rate
devolved into fucking retardation
!clap bz is a manchild - ham
๐ bz ๐ is ๐ a ๐ manchild ๐ - ๐ ham ๐
only way I can contact him btw
๐ Stranger
[Sitting on] your hand until it is [numb], then proceed to [rub one out].
heard of that trick, but never tried it
my limbs don't go numb anymore I have become too muscular 
!clap bz smella likea dookie
๐ bz ๐ smella ๐ likea ๐ dookie ๐
just buy a fleshlight at this point you know
Hello chat
why bruh
fat

it's as if blood circulation is essential for your tissues or something
i know i just wanted to be mean for no reason
!cringe
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YOUR MOTHER DOESNT LOVE YOUUUU

after the vulgarity coms
I see no difference
pog
and fail
new pe meme
These quotes suck
๐ russian flashbang
When you cum in [a girl's] eyes and [slap] her [ears] simultaneously
one you cant count the pixels of
!clap meme review
๐ meme ๐ review ๐
this is im 14 and this is deep
๐ Superman that hoe
When you're doing a girl doggy style, pull out, and cum on her back/ass. When she tells you to [wipe it] off, you pretend to, and when she [wakes] up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like [supermans cape].
ok brandon herrera
@heavy peak that shit not funny appear online now
weird
what the fuck is wrong with people
this one is lame
day unruined 
inspiro used to be a lot more unhinged
P!meme
An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: ac9bfef83cd644c692ade63fe9286e73
huh
and now it's just bland
Bitch
NO
bruh
๐ angry pirate
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and [run off] like a wuss as the poor [cripple] [hobbles] after them.
AHJHAHAHA
!clap i love you s5 thank you for not muting me

๐ i ๐ love ๐ you ๐ s5 ๐ thank ๐ you ๐ for ๐ not ๐ muting ๐ me ๐
day ruined
๐ Super Angry Pirate
An Angry Pirate is when you jizz in a chick's eye (any one), and kick her in the knee; causing he to cover her eye while hopping around on one leg. The covered eye represents an eye-patch, and the hopping represents a wooden/[peg-leg]. Thus creating an angry pirate.
A Super Angry Pirate, is when you cum on the chick's back, while she's in her slumber. Then place a bed-sheet on her back, and when she wakes up the sheet would be crust-stuck onto that bitch's back, representing the cape which Superman flies around in. Thus creating the Superman.
Now, put the two together.. [Superman that hoe], then Angry Pirate her; thus creating a Super Angry Pirate! Now thats what I call a fucking [Kodak Moment].
DMFRSM
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now we're talking
it gets worse from here
gaslighting
disremember
any further and I'm gonna start questioning the main reason poeple were put on earth
erm
ALO
I'd rate Iedy a score of 62.9756 / 100
wasnt me
ham banned
titty?
propped corn
blame xela
WHOH
wow socialism
I'd rate cock a score of 26.0788 / 100
brainfart sees side boob instant horn im sorry you guys havent seen tits in awhile
I'd rate my cock a score of 92.2706 / 100
thats right
experiment of a higher being, it's an endless fucking petri dish
The summary I made was too long for Discord (2,191 characters), so I've attached it as a file for your convenience.
wait
oh so what about this fucking thing called morals then?
i had a insane idea
AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

live to forgorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTjMG1R44JA
Firelake - Live to Forget
Lyrics
We ones said the sentence to the fancy lies
All the town in flowers, the streets are wide
Red flags wave, the science sorry
Happiness
We living the small lives of the wave progress
Keep the fire burning
Leaving all regrets
Tempting speeches
Heavy teachers
Common sad
Like no others we fell in hell
The ...
i aint reading allat
damn right I did
Bz11k
@narrow lotus what if you take all of the brainfart messages and ask chat gpt to summarize it
He kills you
if you go by that summary busy is getting banned 
Bruh when's the last time you've seen tits?
YES PLEASE

Today about 35mins ago in my dms cuck
from his mom**
damn
whose?
Bot too broke for nitro
idk about you but boobs arent black and white
onlyfans don't count
The last time you saw tits was when you were sucking your moms
From who? A man?
Got he ass
A man of high class
Summary of Topics
- Superman that hoe: A discussion about a sexually explicit term and its meaning.
- Randomly generated content: Users sharing links to random or generated images.
- Unhinged content: Comparing the current state of generated content to the past, mentioning that it used to be more extreme or bizarre.
- Clapping and love: Expressing gratitude and appreciation towards each other.
- Day ruined: A user expressing disappointment or frustration.
- Questioning the purpose of life: Reflecting on the deeper meaning of existence.
- Gaslighting: Mention of this term without much context.
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WHAT THE FUCK
lmao
gonna need proof there hoss
superman that hoe
one last rate for me

this is it chief
I'd rate Iedy's helldivers corn collection a score of 5.7036 / 100
I'd rate the thing a score of 22.1771 / 100
super angry pirate:
Its a rap lyric (it sounds like one)
why do poeple exist, why doesnt god just wipe us all out, no pain either
are those fake fucking boobs
@pastel quartz dont get hard
femboy posting, perish
blur is nothing like that
we've been robbed


dont worry I already fixed the problem before coming into brainfart
I agree, that shit is just to promote the bounciness of that goddamn A-cup
but now you canโt participate in group goon sesh
thats why hookers are a thing
Get in the goon pit
I will take this valuable lesson to heart
Group goon sesh....
take it somewhere else too
can women goon? or is it just men?
women? whats that
you tell us
in MY brainfart?
also to mention as little that entire outfit is in materials shits still like 300+ USD
๐
you dont have power anymore
women can
Ofc women can goon
ew
ok and moment
swag
Cosplay shit is expensive
idk how gooning works anyway
why did they disown you anyway
hamma__, your new nickname is Swedish
its just porn addiction
im finished
Gooning = porn addiction
๐ gooning
"[Gooning]" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged [edging] session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a [gooning] state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters [a state of trance] where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all [intents] and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a [gooned out] man will become very expressive and [demonstrative] : he may become very vocal, while his body and face...
yes he does, hes just a jannie without the title
i asked, it was getting boring 
thats why I dont get it
๐ edging
Coming nearly close to climax or ejaculation,then [purposefully] stopping sexual stimulation in order to [delay] the same, so that the ultimate climax will be more intense. Unlike the other two definitions of "edging" so far included in this dictionary, it is not a practice necessary [inclusive] of masturbation ("wanking"), but is also practiced amongst homosexual (and, I suppose, heterosexual) partners/couples.
say anything bad and he will report you
i dont like the goverment
Anything bad
reported
This is the funniest definition ever
smh
youre the one with the mommy fetish
it is an awakening
THE GOONING STATE
so this is just extended edging?
this is what it means to go even further beyond
๐ mewing
A technique attributed to a British [orthodontist] named Mike Mew that involves putting pressure on the roof of your mouth with your tongue to try and change the shape of your face by moving your maxilla up and forwards with the [lateral] pressure of your tongue. This fits into the broader [looksmax] approach to self-modification in the name of love and romance.
๐ Skibidi Toilet
The work of fucking Satan.
It is the worst meme possibly conceived, if you can even consider it a meme. It is so unbelievably wretched and [cretinous] to where anyone over the age of 5 knows that it is terrible. It was created by some guy on Youtube or smnth. The meme is so terrible and absolutely fucking atrocious that it makes me, and several other groups of people want to rip their eyes out. The meme has been going for way to long, similar to another [terrible meme], the "Ohio Meme". Both of these fucking memes are so horrendous. Little children also try to say this meme has lore, but it doesn't. at all.
The fanbase of this meme consists of little crusty iPad kids who aren't even potty-trained yet. This meme is largely on [Youtube Shorts], which is a detestable internet landscape that is also a rip-off of TikTok.
Seriously this meme is so absolutely disgusting.
i, and everyone else on the internet other than those infants on [YT shorts] agrees, that this is the worst thing...
oh now i get it
isnt that.....just squirting or cumming?
no
๐ Sloppy toppy
When a girl is [sucking]
And then she drools on [the dick]
[Yerrr]
yerrr
Yerrr
yerrr
Sexual Harizzment
yerr
๐ dick
- Slang for a penis.
- A mean, [aggravating], or otherwise just disliked person.
- Short for "Richard." Rick is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called an [aggravating penis].
- Something that gets stuck in [the fan]
the dick
i swear if you add any country name and a completely random thing
๐ deez
- n. slang for "these", usually referring to nuts, as in [deez nuts].
- [a ghetto]/[hip-hop] 'whatever', or 'f--- that'.
you will get some unhinged shit
๐ the game
A game, The [sole] object of which is to not remember that you are playing it. As soon as [you remember that] [it exists], you have lost and must start again.
even after all this time, I still dont understand men, you have jerking, jelqing,edging,gooning,munting and all other names
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
damn
๐ big chungus
a big chungus is [Bugs Bunny] from the popular cartoon, [Looney] Toones, but a fat fuck. He is usually put in video game [titles] as a meme. Also a word that's fun to say when you have nothing to say.
Jelqing is different
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
What the fuck is it with ya'll and calling ways to masturbate
๐ rollercoaster
the thing that makes your heart rate [rise] to the same rate as it is during sex. [no joke]. [its on] a video =
HUH?
i love schlorking my shit
cooming
what the fuck
๐ bullpup
[Bullpup] refers to a fiream that [has it's] action and magazine located behind [the trigger] group. This design allows for a shorter overall design in relation to barrel length and an increase in maneuverability.
๐งโโ๏ธ
zerking it
Couldn't find anything on Jelqinf
so detailed time
gooning at least in my definition is jerking it with the only focus to masturbate thinking about nothing else just to get off that is gooning and that typically comes with doing it often
im not the one that named it
ok so
polishing a rod
Couldn't find anything on Jelqing
kys

๐ jelqing
The art of creating a longer penis through stroking excercises for months and years. The erect penis is greased and stroked a specific number of times, near orgasm, but rock-busters should be avoided if at all possible. The number of strokings is over 110...then a rest...then another 110. Some men have claimed this gives them a larger penis, but some men have [come forward] to show the actual results.
[The Academy] of [Jelqing] in Chestnut Hills, PA, has classes for very horny men who [jelq] each other and in many cases (most of them) way over into orgasms, so that [the Academy] classroom walls are covered with sperm. The Academy also offers classes in 'the techniques of the power-house enema" and other such delights combined with the art of the jelq. Jelqing does create a situation of male-bonding particularily when the therapy gives the penis a release and orgasm to have everyone else in class ducking the [flying jizz] shots!
someone took time to fucking write this
๐ flying jizz
When you nut and jizz [flies] everywhere, gives [yo bitch] some [quality entertainment].
jesuis christ on a bike
i fear not the man who has gooned a hundred times but a man who has jelqed a thousand more
๐ quality entertainment
applied to nearly anything even mildly amusing.
this was a reference/term used by a wash. dc record store ([waxie] [maxie's]) in the mid-sixties. -to help achieve the original flair, it can be said in kind of a high, [winy] voice. (-guess you just had to be there!)
ive never jelqed but unfortunately i am a gooner
Chestnut hills pa is one of my local colleges
๐ french
The people who live in [the country France]. The French are responsible for assistance to America in the Revolutionary War, the war in [1812], WWI and WWII and more. The French are also responsible for giving the United States one of the most historical and recodnized landmarks, [the Statue of Liberty]. Many dislike the French due to them not supporting the War in Iraq, but many of those that dislike the French opposed the War in Iraq. Very strange we hate a country for choosing a side a lot of us are on...
this is actually a language only men can understand
what the fuck
scam avoidance
i misread and i thought it said "the french are responsible for starting wars"
no free nitro?
interesting choice of words
you cannot comprehend the purity of gooning
๐ Statue of Liberty
A symbol of American power and freedom. [Ironically], [the statue] was a gift to the Americans by [the FRENCH].
!balls
@solar obsidian The Ball perk-artifact(perktifact) allows you to kick mutants by pressing F (Use/Interact by default) on them in melee range (no animation)
The more of them you have on belt, the more mutants you can kick.
1 Ball: zombies, cats, and dogs
2 Balls: boars, fleshes, fractures, pseudodogs, and psydogs
3 Balls: bloodsuckers, snorks, karliks, psysuckers, and lurkers
4 Balls: burers and controllers
5 Balls: pseudogiants and chimeras
Nevermind
balls
dont think about it
im pretty sure they gave the us lady liberty
I dont want to understand that
just do it
whatsoever
weak
i mean it says responsible
no woman can
just kill strelok
fucking
๐คจ
ahahhaah
??????
HASHAH
NOOOOOO
the french mind cant comprehend a condom
even the fucking meme is reminding me to use a condom
the horror
and you still wont
tsk tsk
too late now
some of you people dont even know how to kill bill a bitch AND IT SHOWS
i know how to kill a bitch
cant get no cream filling if theres something that prevents that
can we start a misinformation campaign about some just stupid shit and try and gaslight other people into believing it
napoleon appeared in her dreams and told her that he will return in 20 years, and she is trying to create an army for him all by herself
REAL
learning with brainfart
๐ KILL BILL A BITCH
When you transition for receiving head to [gouging] her [left eye] out w a metal spoon and inserting your genitalia into the newfound cavity ([level 7] sex move)
@open laurel 1.0 WHEN?
Short answer:
When it's doneโข๏ธ.
Longer answer, more informative:
Grok is trying to release 1.0 ASAP, he's working now (as in, he have a real job) so his modding time is limited. For now, he's doing the same things he has been doing for months: polishing, bug fixing and releasing (almost) daily updates.
Also, Boomsticks and Sharpsticks have been updated, this has clearly slowed down the work, because you have to put weapons in loadouts, give them to NPCs, balancing these guns, make sure everything is in place... it's a lot of extra work that is already being worked on these days and for which 1.0 is delayed.
However.
G.A.M.M.A., as it is right now, can already be considered 1.0, because the actual 1.0 will literally just be a more organised mod list (once and for all), so no disabled mods that can harm your game, etc.
As for actually new things to be added, he has already said not to expect the world for 1.0.
๐ Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7
Something Zac from [JerryRigEverything] says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the [Moh's] Scale of [Hardness], and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
jesus christ
๐ Sex Move
No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an [absurd] [sex move]. Usually involves [taking a dump] on your partner.
Put yo faith into freaks
whqt
@pastel quartz
you're delusional

๐ whore
A girl or guy who [sleeps] with multiple people. We're using the word to describe guys too if it [fits] them. Multiple means more than one. [Whores] will make up a weird definition of multiple.
What is stalker, never heard of it
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
๐ Taking a dump
Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, [dropping a load], dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing [the traffic jam] on the hershey highway, [dropping a bomb], shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
me look outside
not really, I only get freaky with my husband
Literally kys
what happened to joker
he's going through a lot
he jonkled
bros gonna fall
false
๐ gobsmack
Completely [dumbfounded], shocked. From [the Irish] word "[gob]" meaning "mouth".
fake
๐ญ๐
freaky ahh tatoo
๐ Game Recognize Game
To have "game" is to attract people of the [opposite sex]. [Game recognize game] is when a person who has game, can see it in another, like [a playa] knows another player when he sees one.
this doesnt make sense

half of the mdont
damn he got that
hamma__, your new nickname is Otto
whooooo
Bootlicker ahh inspiration quote
real
@pastel quartz

V good

i keep getting mid
skill issue
@narrow lotus
ban xela
god needs you to kys
why is the quality so shit
send the real one
saving this
ayo
I've been playing Daggerfall lately
finally a good inspirational quote
scare the hoes
๐ scaring the hoes away
[striking] fear into the hoes [hearts] with the [abnormal] actions
false
@placid sail
For free?
hi shine
Hii
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
๐ deliberately
consciously and [intentionally]; [on purpose].
i need a brainfart vc i want vc access

shouldn't have been exiled then
#racism-general
I prefer it like this
Actually a good idea
Thank you
It keeps devolving


hamma__, your new nickname is Cristina
oh my got
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
I mean. I guess
by definition Yes

BRO
@dreamy flax cheer the fuck up
bruh
asian household type shi
WHY IS IT SO SPECIFIC
can you go into more detail im actually interested like why does she not believe in them?
doxxing
if he burned his fingerprints off on a Hibachi Hotplate, you WILL not find him
real
poor people are cruel
Never goon
well the bones at museums are plastic they are molds of the original skeleton perhaps thats what she got it confused with?
i guess
lol
what are carnies
it sounds like a slur
WHAT
it is a slur
๐ carnie
[Carnival] workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, [good-for-nothing], unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our [nation's] (USA) carnivals.
Do not let these people into your homes.

Carnival workers
oh, i guess that's true then
๐ foundling
a baby in the old times that was so fucking gay and useless. like, back in [the old days], when people only wanted to have strong boys as children, they would take girls or [weakling] little boys and just leave them on hilltops and shit or like in front of [churches]. yeah thats pretty fucked up but still, they were useless.
carnival games are a scam
Gonna hang this on the wall
???????????
ahahaha
just let her talk to Falco about his pre-historic childhood
im just curious thats all i dont understand how someone could deny something with so much evidence behind it just one google away from that info
the bigfoot is real and he ate my ass
I don't what it is. what even is is? AAAAAAAAAAA
goth girl fashion
@placid sail
how can you know for a fact that evidence you find on google is 
don't shit to be smart
i need to cut it
is shrimps revenges
Right middle east i take it?
SHRIMPS
Saudi
Pakistan
chinese propaganda
that's actually a shark
can't believe you have harem
Guys
North Korea sent 150 balloons filled with garbage and manure to South Korea.
The balloons fell overnight in various locations across the country. https://t.co/16t5IQz3Lq
๐ 8.37K ๐ 1.06K
Is this a irl shitpost
Guys
It would be good without into the night
north korea air raid
Think about it for a second

Is it a shitpost
real
i hope south korea claims it was a bio weapon attack and icbms them
??????????
what
never heard of them?
reject tradition, become cock
Real
??????
Realest shit ive read all day
are these all made by the same guy 
another save
pin this
Realest shit ever written
Coc
my turn

๐ Proctologist ( )
- A doctor specializing in diseases of the rectum and anus

Why did it use a banana
?
@solar obsidian
okay i will
sleep, nword
I cant even read that
I broke down
okay okay watch this
@river robin 
Nah my nword My brain is still spitting shit yo
๐ฑ Question: will the next /inspiro be unhinged
Answer: no... (โฏยฐโกยฐ๏ผโฏ๏ธต โปโโป