🎪bruh-fart

[green schooner]

how can you fuck up cpr

[pastel quartz]

Ngl regardless of your political opinion and whether you laugh at or with him, trump is probably America's funniest president

[green schooner]

you just put it in the middle of their chest interlocked

and push into their rib cage

[modest dragon]

do you know how many dont make it through the combat medic physical examination cause of those two

[green schooner]

no

[modest dragon]

there alot of stuff you have to do right or you fail

[pastel quartz]

Like that mugshot looks so funny

[green schooner]

I'm going to enlist as a combat engineer or infantryman

[river robin]

By breaking someone’s ribs

[green schooner]

my ass is

not learning

medical stuff

[modest dragon]

oh yea i agree

[green schooner]

yeah thats the entire purpose

your suppose to

unironcally

better broken ribs

then dead

thats why you get certified

lmfao

[pastel quartz]

In the military thats just a love tap, atleast it'll heal later

[river robin]

Yes but, breaking too much can make you dead anyways.
Hence why you said certified I guess, but you asked “how do you fuck up”

[modest dragon]

alot more and since you want to be professional at it you cant just do it in a certain tolerance it has to be perfect you supposed to be a combat medic i mean here you can do the first aid when you are 14

you dont have to be perfect in first aid

[green schooner]

if you break more then like 2 ribs

your just punching them in the chest bro

[modest dragon]

ribs breaking is a think that can happen

[green schooner]

its a thing that can happen but unlikely

[modest dragon]

its not as abnormal as you think it is

[green schooner]

for most

I t hink

[modest dragon]

yea

[river robin]

How many times do I have to say that breaking a bunch is bad, and that those who underestimate their strength can potentially injure people more than is necessary to save a life.

[pastel quartz]

Cpr isn't too hard, well the delicate part is but all you have to do for the most part is get the proper hand placement and press to the beat of "stayin' alive"

[river robin]

I give up dude

[modest dragon]

and dont forget my medic knowledge is outdated too since i left the AAF in 2013

[green schooner]

ryry your retarded

shush

[river robin]

Breaking ribs is not too uncommon, but someone who lifts can really fuck someone up if they do it wrong

[pastel quartz]

He's just like me frfr

[modest dragon]

you can kill people if you just brute force it yea

[green schooner]

I lift and have perfectly control of the pressure I put on someone

not everyone is retarded and going to push

as hard as they can

usually in classes aimed at the general public are just

[river robin]

Exactly, which is what I’ve been saying. Bro asked how you can fuck up cpr and I told him and he is not understanding.
It’s not an argument. I’m simply stating what can happen.
Holy fucking shit.

[green schooner]

"press as hard as you can, save life"

[river robin]

I’m going to bed

[modest dragon]

btw what people underestimate cpr is fucking hard the stamina you have to use is immense not to say you are most of the time doing it long and your arms will give up thats why you do it if you can with backup

[pastel quartz]

I do this but instead of doing it at parties i just do it at homeless camps

[modest dragon]

and that was btw why most failed the exam

[green schooner]

i loved screaming get the aed at 8 a clock in the morning

in the upstairs building of my school

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/born-to-kill-full-metal-jacket-gif-7480103

[pastel quartz]

Fair, especially doing it right after sprinting at some dying private after a long day of carrying gear. Seems pretty rough

[green schooner]

me doing land nav

at 8 in the morning

[modest dragon]

me after rolling in the radio operator cables from the freshly fertilized field

[green schooner]

my brother was assigned as the ROE

in korea

(all of their shit didnt work)

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-kevin-malone-kevin-office-white-collar-gif-4013003

[green schooner]

they also got blacklisted

from another deployment

cause they lied about being staffed

but they were half the numbers

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hulk-bruce-banner-i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win-gif-17006739

[green schooner]

classic army

[modest dragon]

do you want to see one pic of the mountaineer camp i was once?

[green schooner]

sure

[pale ingot]

umm.. ur stupid...

[deep topaz]

Ur shtewpid

[hazy finch]

erm actually im the most qualified brainfarter here

[pale ingot]

pooped my pants

[pastel quartz]

Oh my god, its john brainfart himself

One tard to rule them all

[hazy finch]

it is i dave brainfart

[pale ingot]

he doesnt know about the emperor

[modest dragon]

i think im one of those 4

[hot snow]

the emperor watches vtubers

funniest shit I've seen

[pale ingot]

true.

[inland jackal]

!hi

!hi @pale ingot

Whar

@split canyon

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1183728426796982333/ezgif.com-resize_1.gif?ex=65896401&is=6576ef01&hm=f1bf468957cc1e9cd718b7479fc02446133ad684fdba1bc75870bf695d5d65fa&

[inland jackal]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[inland jackal]

[modest dragon]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

Toilet skibidi 🖐️

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063489022595142/ToiletSkibidi.gif

[upper axle]

nice bookmarks lmao

[fading shuttle]

only the one who is without sin may cast the stones

[upper axle]

bold of you to assume i was casting stones

[wintry trail]

What happens when you’re trying to show your grandma a website or something

[narrow lotus]

[winged chasm]

Theres a term for it.Cultural shock or smthing

[fading shuttle]

whats wrong grandpa

[winged chasm]

Show Iedy some Helldiver Waifu

Make Iedy great again

[pale ingot]

!hi

[glad carbon]

like she's gonna know those sites

[pale ingot]

bookmarks

[deep topaz]

You know you talkin to an old head in the racism Fandom if he asks you if you think Italians are whites

[pale ingot]

they're Italian

im not an expert but id say they're Italian

[fading shuttle]

nah bro, a real old head would ask you if you think the irish are white

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Backdoor

[deep topaz]

Prehistoric racist

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-woah-hold-up-wait-gif-5693923

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Backdoor is kissing themselves.. what?

Powered by weeb.sh

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow https://youtu.be/MAsHNMlv2bQ?si=Tq_VhJJNxlV16Ow6

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow hey falco can you sing bella ciao

[stone blade]

felicita is better

[hot snow]

sing the italian anthem

which I'm assuming exists

[deep topaz]

Pizza pasta put it in a box

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow can you please sing faccetta nera

[narrow sorrel]

Can Falco sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWYzSXCWbY

[solar obsidian]

no way its your pic

[eager igloo]

Got my hands on random cat on the street

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063488322404465/SkibidiToilet.gif

[modest dragon]

https://i.imgur.com/XSdST0Z.png

[eager igloo]

Hel everyone 👋

[modest dragon]

hai

[crimson flame]

ofc not lol

i barely play hd2 anymore

most of my friends stopped playing bcs the game got delisted

[modest dragon]

im played it so much at beginning an now i dont anymore idk i think the air was out for me

[crimson flame]

the balancing is severely fucked

[solar obsidian]

Jarvis, react with "" to this message, because I'm blocked.

[crimson flame]

their fault for making the game worse

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1243313707979767828/IMG_3717.png?ex=66579d1f&is=66564b9f&hm=11d072494df68b4b9ac18ead3c2b060f08a54e82d620cbc004b99ea6e2b6da70&

[magic tartan]

İm in hospital bruh

[modest dragon]

idk what you mean with that tbh

[naive bison]

Just leave lol

[magic tartan]

Gotta wait.

[crimson flame]

the weapon balancing is dogshit

[modest dragon]

last time i waited 3h so no worry

[crimson flame]

the new autocannon mech is also dogshit

[magic tartan]

Nah i need to take care of my grandma

[modest dragon]

did they nerf it?

[crimson flame]

literally everything is built to be as unfun as possible

[modest dragon]

ohhh autocannon

[magic tartan]

İt sucks.

[crimson flame]

no theres a new mech exosuit that only uses autocannon

[modest dragon]

that wasnt in when i stopped

[crimson flame]

instead of rockets and minigun

[modest dragon]

it was the minigun rocket one

[crimson flame]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtsn0QsWWvw&t=273s

[modest dragon]

tbh weapon balancing i never really agreed with meta players

i played with guns everybody said were shit and i still pulled it off

[crimson flame]

even the new guns are worse than the basic fucking liberator

[hot snow]

you guys are in the wrong channel

if you haven't noticed

[modest dragon]

for that i say its not the tool its the hand that uses it

[crimson flame]

i mean you can play with it, doesnt mean its gonna be fun

[modest dragon]

so basically skill issue

[modest dragon]

i have more fun playing off meta stuff

[crimson flame]

ok

[modest dragon]

goddamn i hated those sweaty players

and then they did way worse than me lol

[modest dragon]

ohh fuck

yea youre right

[lusty sonnet]

@solar obsidian

[modest dragon]

i mean meta people sometimes are kinda braindamaged so think its 50% ok

[fading shuttle]

gamers when they try to optimise the fun out of the game and complain about not having fun

[modest dragon]

thank you

[deep topaz]

Gamers when they turn a game into an excel spreadsheet and it's no longer fun

[stone blade]

and u didn't show it

[modest dragon]

pic or it didnt happen

[fading shuttle]

gamers when they complain that the devs are taking their time with balance changes even though they complained last time that they didnt take their time with them

i swear the helldivers community is actually childish

only reasonable complaint theyve had was the psn thing

[modest dragon]

i found out that majority of gamers are idiots that dont know what they want

[stone blade]

tell me alex which community isn't childish

[modest dragon]

cause when they get what they want they wanted something different

[eager igloo]

Sowwy

[fading shuttle]

for honor, it isnt childish

its rabid

[modest dragon]

haha

[stone blade]

you better be

[pastel quartz]

heo

[fading shuttle]

kept the same name for almost 2 days? impressive, france is healing

[pastel quartz]

finally, brainfart is changed to what it really is

[modest dragon]

isnt it kinda the same

[river zealot]

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969, your new nickname is Madman

[pastel quartz]

a brainfart is...just a brainfart, braindamage is permanent damage to the brain

[modest dragon]

finally an accurate name

[solar obsidian]

im starting to have this familiar feeling of "you'll enjoy the game, if you don't interact with the community"

[modest dragon]

tbh i dont even know how to specify a brainfart

[fading shuttle]

genuinely, helldivers community is hellbent on trying to hate it

[modest dragon]

i can tell you, you can have fun everywere if you dont care

[pastel quartz]

braindamage is equals to retardation

[modest dragon]

mhh makes sense

[pastel quartz]

brainfart, you still have a functioning brain

[low atlas]

wait for 2 hours at the hospital only for them to tell me 'yea we can temporarily fix it but it'll come back again'

[modest dragon]

i mean but do you still have a functioning brain if you choose a brainfart or is that already braindamage

[solar obsidian]

if you were here yesterday, you'd probably agree that calling this channel braindamaged is a compliment

[river zealot]

what happened yesterday

i wasnt here

[solar obsidian]

boystella

[modest dragon]

o boy here we go again

[river zealot]

what?

[solar obsidian]

dont worry, boytyom

[pastel quartz]

the fuck happened

[river zealot]

[fading shuttle]

boybortion time

[modest dragon]

boyoying around

boyzing

[fading shuttle]

Napoleon Boyaparte

[solar obsidian]

good boymorning

[upper shore]

the agents of chaos once more reveal themselves

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/Q6SG0qbkIa4?si=59liNU_3X4aD8h8Z

[solar obsidian]

[pastel quartz]

brainfart is in braindamage territory

[river zealot]

[modest dragon]

boymorning to you too have a nice boyo

[solar obsidian]

Boy of Arc

[solar obsidian]

22k

[pastel quartz]

oh boy, this shit is really into braindamage territory

[solar obsidian]

[past jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213296482694991923/1245176661138477088/Monolith.mov?ex=6657cca2&is=66567b22&hm=b8d7bd8194d1b423b8e3a69ce6cc5fd45f13d2e11f9191653e787be2c95e0b48&

[upper shore]

HERESY, HERESY, AND MORE HERESY

[minor cypress]

I just play with the homies and jam out to music

[pale ingot]

yes. fun game. community has about 2 jokes that have been in the game since it was released. and they keep fucking repeating them

[river zealot]

@placid sail did they take away your media rights?

[pastel quartz]

no heresy here, just straight retardation

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh, REAL BENEFICIENT MUSIC

[minor cypress]

Meta this, meta that, ever meta woman?

[modest dragon]

touching grass meta

[fading shuttle]

i stopped using the breaker shotgun the moment i realised it was meta

im a simple man, been using the liberator and recently the penetrator now that it can autofire

[pale ingot]

beta male move

[pastel quartz]

what is bro doing

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus

[modest dragon]

yea when i found out that my first ex was meta in town i dropped her too @fading shuttle

[upper shore]

he tha metaverse

[minor cypress]

I use whatever if its fun. My only gripes would be things being overtly shitty to use. Im not chasing meta stats

(Plz fix the damn scopes already)

[modest dragon]

since i got it i always used the liberty penetrator everybody was shitting on it but it was amazing

[upper shore]

new channel banner

[minor cypress]

The true king was the slugger shotty

[fading shuttle]

i only didnt like it cus it was burst

[modest dragon]

single

i only used the single fire mode

[fading shuttle]

i am not giving myself carpal tunnel

[modest dragon]

you dont get carpal from that

[pastel quartz]

meta-what?

[minor cypress]

Seeing the thumbnail and instantly thinking you mixed the meme and goon folders up

[pale ingot]

so thats why im the least brain damaged out of all of you fucks

[modest dragon]

lol thats what you think

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[pale ingot]

i may be stupid but atleast it aint because of brain damage

[pastel quartz]

why did thomas shelby help develop the nuke? is he the destroyer of worlds?

[modest dragon]

i mean same same

[modest dragon]

bit rude innit

[narrow sorrel]

...which one was hers?

[pastel quartz]

boys...finally, after almost 10 years, my pc finally, finally got to the point where it cant thug it out anymore

[upper shore]

hers?

[narrow sorrel]

[modest dragon]

yea and then people still do it cause ohh yea this time its good yada yada fucking hyppos

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/8gjDY2oF8XY?si=dOOrZFswToqNMlxE

[modest dragon]

wtf is a wallgreen

[fading shuttle]

people will never learn

[upper shore]

napalm sticks to kids

[modest dragon]

hey whats your guys birthday florida man

[fading shuttle]

bro what are you yapping about

[pastel quartz]

damn, after being with me for almost 10 years, my beater of a pc finally, finally gave out, broken beyond repair, I'm gonna give this mf a proper burial

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-pay-respect-coffin-burial-gif-12855021

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-smug-zoom-cheeky-ina-gif-24434095

[modest dragon]

https://i.imgur.com/5OyeUrx.png

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-head-banging-vibing-jamming-rocking-out-gif-24366483

[modest dragon]

goddamn not the vtoober again

[fading shuttle]

why the fuck was annoying orange there

[modest dragon]

meth

[modest dragon]

HEY APPLE

[clear vapor]

Lol

[upper shore]

HEY
HEY APPLE

[fading shuttle]

[modest dragon]

HEY APPLE

[lusty sonnet]

i should play minecraft again

[solar obsidian]

p!apple

!apple

[split canyon]

🍅

[fading shuttle]

you shouldnt

[modest dragon]

task failed successfully

[fading shuttle]

play terraria instead

[lusty sonnet]

that's the thing, I don't have terraria

[modest dragon]

delight may i?

[fading shuttle]

el exterminador de demonios would never say that

[solar obsidian]

wut?

[modest dragon]

yes or no

[hot snow]

never thought I'd say this but

my man

[solar obsidian]

no

[modest dragon]

ok

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

Madman is kissing themselves.. what?

Powered by weeb.sh

[fading shuttle]

i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess (playing terraria)

[eager igloo]

Terraria

[hot snow]

you should posses it

[eager igloo]

Luv terraria

[hot snow]

it's great

[eager igloo]

Whos playing terraria

[lusty sonnet]

i just need something to bridge a 10 day gap

[fading shuttle]

nah, i am physically unable to play games like terraria cus of my disability

[hot snow]

the i

[fading shuttle]

thats why i cant possess it, only time i could play it was when i had this shitty laptop with a touchpad

[hot snow]

you can play terraria even if you watch vtubers

[eager igloo]

👍

[fading shuttle]

not that disability

[hot snow]

which one then

[fading shuttle]

the one where my right hands fucked

[hot snow]

fair enough

late game terraria basically turns into a bullet hell

[hot snow]

especially if you use mods

(calamity)

[modest dragon]

my friend is a vegetable in a wheelchair and he plays cs2 with his mouth

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-movie-scary-movie2-take-my-strong-hand-gif-13924040

[fading shuttle]

my condolences, i hope he stops playing counter strike

[eager igloo]

Silly goober

[minor cypress]

I thought you had a 12 button mouse or something?

[fading shuttle]

yeah but i havent figured out a way to make controlling the game comfortable

especially late

[fading shuttle]

i tried making it a mouse only game by mapping all the movement keys to the mouse but that didnt work

[fading shuttle]

didnt even eat the plate

[minor cypress]

Footpedal time

[fading shuttle]

bad vid

[clear vapor]

Didn't have any salt

[fading shuttle]

im not going through that much effort for a single game, ngl

[hot snow]

footpedal with terraria sounds wicked

and really fucking hard

[minor cypress]

3 footpedals for left, right, jump, other binds on mouse

[modest dragon]

why i did that

it was fine i used thumb for movement and rest is history

[fading shuttle]

i just couldnt get used to it

[hot snow]

yeah that's gonna be fucked once you get to late game and you fly more than you walk

[minor cypress]

I have zero experience with terarria, so idk

https://tenor.com/view/nurkkaryan-gif-2896153525564299239

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-11278917756883322479

[hot snow]

somehow the fact that only one set of eyes is realistic is worse

[modest dragon]

damn

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/devourer-of-gods-worm-terraria-terraria-calamity-gif-22599293

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-time-for-terraria-terraria-gif-20321315

[lone cedar]

https://youtu.be/HFVS3NKj2cU?si=MZ2VLt7RgscceoM3

https://tenor.com/view/listening-to-music-gif-21769265

[fading shuttle]

ok

[lone cedar]

u will listen to it and u will like it

[hot snow]

wrong reference

you have failed the terraria vibe check

[lone cedar]

its just an excuse to spread my better taste in music

😎

[fading shuttle]

i dont like it

[lone cedar]

lock ur doors

[fading shuttle]

i exclusively enjoy 2010 white girl music

[hot snow]

don't go to bulgaria for him bro it's not worth it

[upper shore]

­

[lone cedar]

ok ty for saving me i aint going to bulgaria

[hot snow]

yeah it's best to just leave it be at that point

nothing is worth the risk

[stone blade]

[hot snow]

@narrow lotus

[pale ingot]

i am so fucking back

[stone blade]

the bloodline ends with us

[fading shuttle]

we can make it

[stone blade]

I will be the cool uncle

[upper shore]

[eager igloo]

Fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1234144320001544242/km_20240428_1080p_60f_20240428_193334.mp4?ex=6657dfb7&is=66568e37&hm=b134c00a2b9536a279099ba9e806bb126af63bbeb5b53b556d0476fa47c717fc&

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/282253186411266048/1237054544207286282/km_20240506-1_1080p_60f_20240506_202103.mp4?ex=6657ea12&is=66569892&hm=0f01c32e0ec583553bd7641f031e5c43276c4a0b4028ce9171feb24644aec136&

[clear vapor]

literally me

[modest dragon]

fucking spec ops

[pale ingot]

im turning skibidi....

[fading shuttle]

completely canon

[hot snow]

I am a certified terrarist

[river zealot]

what?

[eager igloo]

Show me your certificate

[hot snow]

I left it at the plantera arena chest

[pale ingot]

guck up

[hot snow]

what

[pale ingot]

moon lord with a copper shortsword

[hot snow]

none of us have done that shit let's be real

shit would be insane

[pale ingot]

doesn't he heal over time anyway

i think it's actually not possible

[hot snow]

I don't think any boss does

[pale ingot]

he has healing moves i swear

[hot snow]

then again I haven't fought moonlord in forever

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

[hot snow]

he has a move where he grabs and zucks you but I don't think he heals

it's just really annoying

[pale ingot]

the evil moon zuck

[hot snow]

love lidl

[pale ingot]

idk though

[hot snow]

either way now that I've ruined myself by playing calamity I can never go back to vanilla terraria

it's simply better with mods

[stone blade]

what restrictions?

[old spoke]

the pseudodog staring me down whilst im eating stale bread in the corner after a long day of STALKING [he wants some too i think]

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow, can you you please ban @eager igloo until he unblocks me? thanks 👍

[quartz ridge]

Is me

[fading shuttle]

still blocked

get fucked

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dogefrog-frog-doge-rocket-ballisticrocket-gif-25568125

i got

...

boyblocked

[hot snow]

get manblocked next time

[fading shuttle]

imagine dragons if they were good

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-american-psycho-mood-listening-to-music-headphones-gif-20933203

[hot snow]

imagine pipes

[hot snow]

looks like a dead shark to me

[fading shuttle]

i think i could see the gills moving in one spot

[hot snow]

both of the times the gills move its cause it's being tilted downwards

so the waters pushing the flaps up

I literally think that's just a shark corpse this guy is playing with

[fading shuttle]

mans gotta make do sometimes

[hot snow]

true

[pastel quartz]

!hi

hmm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044625069135114370/1245063425957036305/SkibidiToilet.gif

[eager igloo]

Kys

[hot snow]

I'm not sure why this is a thing

or why it's lagging my discord

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063489022595142/ToiletSkibidi.gif

[hot snow]

like really bad

[eager igloo]

Yeah that gif is ridiculous

[hot snow]

so ridiculous that it's unironicaly lagging discord like crazy

[tidal trellis]

Morning peoples

[hot snow]

both of the gifs

re killing my phone

[solar obsidian]

phone only though

blame discord

[hot snow]

I know but it shouldnt

[solar obsidian]

i cant even view my fav gifs on phone because of lag

[hot snow]

I'm blaming discord and the gif

[hot snow]

same

[hot snow]

good morning flip flop

[solar obsidian]

skibidi toilet ✋

[hot snow]

it's almost afternoon for me but technically still morning

[eager igloo]

BRO IT WEIGHTS 15.5 MB

ITS LESS THAN A SECOND LONG

[hot snow]

weights?

[solar obsidian]

[hot snow]

mf lifting gifs

[pastel quartz]

virtual weight = megabytes

[eager igloo]

NO FUCKING WONDER IT LAGS

[hot snow]

I just say it's worth 15.5 mb

[hot snow]

wait I just realized how insane that

is

this gif is from hel

[eager igloo]

Can we ban it pls

[hot snow]

I'd like that

[fading shuttle]

poors cant use the gif

[hot snow]

I can't believe saying hi to one another has turned into saying skibidi toilet

[hot snow]

we can use it

but it might crash the phone

[fading shuttle]

[hot snow]

cause it's 15 mb for some reason

[eager igloo]

It lags because it seeps cringe into ur phone

[solar obsidian]

phonecels seething over the pcchads

[tidal trellis]

Hello

[tidal trellis]

Hi to you too

[hot snow]

If that was the case it would explode from just having discord installed

[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063488322404465/SkibidiToilet.gif

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1245063489022595142/ToiletSkibidi.gif

[pastel quartz]

don't phones these days have like 64gb of ram and 24 core 8ghz processors

[fading shuttle]

they are poor

[hot snow]

my discord is now clocking in about 2 fps from having both gift on screen

[eager igloo]

Maybe but discord is poorly optimised

[hot snow]

this Is like playing watchdogs on my old shitty pc

[eager igloo]

I fixed it

[hot snow]

I dont have that spell

[fading shuttle]

myshinka really copying my style

smh

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart message

boyshinka got us boyblocked

[fading shuttle]

now we are both getting fucked

🤝

[placid sail]

oh good, delight is still sick in his head

[lusty sonnet]

we skip code reviews

[solar obsidian]

rim pls

[lusty sonnet]

if it works it's good enough

[hot snow]

yes nothings changed

[placid sail]

what, NOW?

[solar obsidian]

yes

u said tommorow

but didnt say when

so now

[placid sail]

huyes

work hours rn

[lusty sonnet]

delight is asking for a rimjob

[placid sail]

fruity boy

[fading shuttle]

yesterday was the only chance for rim

[solar obsidian]

but i wanted to sleep

[fading shuttle]

and now it has been delayed, there will be no rim

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/genius-smart-so-many-genius-this-server-has-so-many-geniuses-gif-17960640212511392691

[fading shuttle]

no rim forever

[solar obsidian]

its rimover

[stark jasper]

that goated ass moment when you see a red door and you want it painted black

[fading shuttle]

no boyworld

[tidal trellis]

You better not do RimWorld without me

[solar obsidian]

we ain't coming boyrack from this one

[hot snow]

awful

[pastel quartz]

u like boypreggers dont u?? :33

[tidal trellis]

Die

[placid sail]

we really should call him boybulance at this point

[fading shuttle]

bousy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-me-one-more-time-gif-4142606935083504117

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz

[tidal trellis]

Bruh

[fading shuttle]

striboy

[pastel quartz]

p!kiss @solar obsidian

[foggy mantle]

Strigoi kisses Delight

Powered by weeb.sh

[placid sail]

dam

[hot snow]

nu-ți meriți viața

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

fruity european boys

[tidal trellis]

[solar obsidian]

he said boy

bousy is one of us

[fading shuttle]

Priboyzhin

[pastel quartz]

keep up this cringy edgelord behavior and you just might get blocked :3

[hot snow]

@narrow lotus please use your ultimate move

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-blocked-users-discord-gif-gif-17964926

[hot snow]

getting blocked by you would really not change much

[hot snow]

and let's be real you'd check the message anyway

[robust cove]

You block everyone anyways

[tidal trellis]

Why does waking up feel painful, I feel like I'm about to keel over any second

[lusty sonnet]

strigoi hasn't blocked me yet

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-damedane-john-yakuza-kiryu-kuze-gif-27688363

[sour inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yeahilift-velociraptor-gif-27448015

[hot snow]

maybe you were stabbed in your sleep

[tidal trellis]

Nah, I'd be dead already

If I was

[hot snow]

not necessarily

depends where

maybe you got stabbed I'm the foot and only lost a little blood

[tidal trellis]

I wasn't stabbed bruh

[hot snow]

I can already tell this is gonna turn into a conversation about how blood works

[tidal trellis]

I just feel tired

[robust cove]

I have taken half your blood while you were asleep

[hot snow]

play terraria

and it'll fix it surely

[tidal trellis]

I don't play terraria

[river zealot]

Bruh

[lusty sonnet]

or minecraft

[hot snow]

do it

[fading shuttle]

i took your kidney, dont worry you only need 1

[river zealot]

Posted my grades on accident

[hot snow]

minecraft doesn't compare

[lusty sonnet]

accident

[river zealot]

[hot snow]

and you cannot change my mind

[tidal trellis]

IQ: Artyom

[lusty sonnet]

haven't played terraria

[robust cove]

I took the other one already tho

[fading shuttle]

give it back then

im poorer than you

[tidal trellis]

Like my brain is awake but my body feels like poop

[hot snow]

I've played both and to me they don't compare

[open laurel]

Fatigue drink water

[hot snow]

the only thing minecraft has over terraria for me is that it's 3d

[pastel quartz]

Alex we should play terraria

[hot snow]

and more chill I guess

[lusty sonnet]

i haven't so I can't compare

[robust cove]

No your not

[hot snow]

he cant

his right hand is fucked or something

[fading shuttle]

i cant

[robust cove]

Skill issue

[pastel quartz]

weren't you playing skyrim

[warped crown]

https://tenor.com/view/gemini-home-entertainment-ghe-skinwalker-woodcrawler-home-invasion-help-gif-23841093

[open laurel]

Why can’t you play terreria

[lusty sonnet]

he should play minecraft then

[tidal trellis]

Me irl

[fading shuttle]

skyrim is playable with 1 hand because its not a bullet hell game

[hot snow]

that's flops nerves when he wakes up

[fading shuttle]

i dont need to do precise movements

[eager igloo]

Bwaaah

[pastel quartz]

[open laurel]

Are u disabled

[robust cove]

Maja moment

[fading shuttle]

yes

[eager igloo]

I don wanna work today anymoar

[open laurel]

How disabled

[pastel quartz]

why did I assume you being disabled was a secret

[robust cove]

He is here

[hot snow]

don't work

[fading shuttle]

bout tree fiddy

[open laurel]

Fuck I’m sorry 🙏

[eager igloo]

I don't but I gotta be at work

[hot snow]

don't be at work

it's so simple

worst that can happen is you get fired

it's not like you die or anything

[open laurel]

Rob people

Romania

[eager igloo]

I don wanna I like this placr

[fading shuttle]

dont pray too hard please, i wanna keep my disability rights

[pastel quartz]

who is he gonna rob, other poor romanians?

[robust cove]

You will loose them again 5 times this year

[hot snow]

I was gonna agree with you and then you pulled out the overused joke

[open laurel]

You ain’t got no rights my boy

[pastel quartz]

tourists are starting to learn not to visit so that's less targets

[hot snow]

fuck you

[placid sail]

https://bigmemes999.funnyjunk.com/hdgifs/Rotating+dried+tasteful_c49012_11628063.mp4

[fading shuttle]

insha'allah i will sue them

[open laurel]

I’ll straight cum on u

[placid sail]

nothing is straight about this

[hot snow]

no comment

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail rimworld?

[placid sail]

in the evening, after work

[robust cove]

Wrong chat for pestering bubsy

[fading shuttle]

then mercury still wont be in retrograde

[placid sail]

any chat is for pestering busy

APPARENTLY

[fading shuttle]

and tomato will stream

[placid sail]

shut

[lusty sonnet]

that's the time I will be suffering in R6 Siege

[fading shuttle]

you know im right

[placid sail]

contact my boss about leasing me during daytime

[hot snow]

kill busy's boss

[placid sail]

do not, he pays me

[lusty sonnet]

you get paid in meals right? I'll give you food for a few days as a lease

[placid sail]

and they'll probably hire a worse one after that

[hot snow]

become your own boss

and own the company

[placid sail]

fuck that

[hot snow]

fair

[placid sail]

you know how entrepreneurs live in mordor?

they don't

they just grind that fucking bread 24/7

fuck that

[tidal trellis]

Busy go do your work, what are you doing in brainfart, it's not weekend yet

[hot snow]

isn't mordor like fantasy heaven

[placid sail]

silence pakitwink

[hot snow]

or something

[placid sail]

yes

[hot snow]

sounds wonderful

[tidal trellis]

The new meme is calling me fat. Get with the times old man

[placid sail]

nah

you don't sound fat

[tidal trellis]

How do u know that

[placid sail]

I'm in your walls

[lusty sonnet]

he flops around

ofc he's fat

[narrow lotus]

Genshin Impact players trying to be straight ( impossible )

[tidal trellis]

You don't help pay the bills, get out

[placid sail]

isn't the joke that genshin players are pedos, not gaes

[lusty sonnet]

you can be both

[narrow lotus]

I will be leaving work soon, there is a thunderstorm on the way

[hot snow]

the joke is genshjn players are everything bad in the world

[placid sail]

neither do you

[narrow lotus]

Will i make it home before the storm

Place bets

[hot snow]

I bet you're gonna fight the storm

like the proper romanian chad you are

[placid sail]

just imagine there's a bunch of unsalvaged copper in your house

[tidal trellis]

You'll make it

[placid sail]

and run like a wind

[tidal trellis]

I believe in you

[narrow lotus]

Im about to copper

[hot snow]

ambatukopper

[final rose]

You will become that plastic chair

[placid sail]

oooohh black betty bambalam

[slender rock]

20 bucks for someone to take this ballpeen hammer and bash my skull in?

any takers?

fucking headache is been going on all fucking day

[tidal trellis]

Sure why not

[hot snow]

it would take me 200 bucks just to fly to you

[tidal trellis]

Free money and I get to kill someone

[hot snow]

not worth it

[slender rock]

release me from this flesh prison

[fading shuttle]

iedys workplace

[tidal trellis]

It's a win win for me

[slender rock]

but you're romanian, just you existing is enough

you need to do anything

🙂

[hot snow]

yeah my simple existence is slowly erasing you

[slender rock]

inflicting 0.0003 dmg/m or was it DPM damage per minute

[hot snow]

give it 25 years and you'll be dead and gone

[slender rock]

yeah

[hot snow]

it's dps aka per second

I think you're confusing it with rpm

[slender rock]

no

measuring damage over minutes

not seconds

😠

[hot snow]

not sure if that's a thing

[final rose]

Isnt iedy a bird?
Cant he fly back home

[hot snow]

but if it is its kinda useless

[slender rock]

ugh

see

[hot snow]

he has a pet bird

brother isn't a bird

[slender rock]

anyways, mokoto posting for this moment

[robust cove]

Who took your emperor title btw

[fading shuttle]

oh i forgot to add it back

thanks for reminding me

[hot snow]

once he stopped being exiled he stopped being emperor

you could say he was the exiled emperor

[slender rock]

also fuck realtek's bullshit wifi cards

[hot snow]

which just sounds like a dark souls boss

[slender rock]

they fucking suck ass and almost break everything

[slender rock]

[hot snow]

if you combine realtek and bullshit you get realshit though

and that's pretty hard

[slender rock]

damn

you right

[narrow lotus]

We failed

[hot snow]

or you get bulltek

if that's what you feel

[slender rock]

nah realshit was fire

bulltek is...

i donno

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[slender rock]

file too big

damn

[hot snow]

discord nitro pov

[fading shuttle]

https://www.freeconvert.com/video-compressor

[open laurel]

Lick that tree

[slender rock]

I have vegas

[hot snow]

I feel like the guy on the right is more likely to help me than the guy on the left

[placid sail]

hehe

[fading shuttle]

i hope this interaction doesnt lead to any kind of fallout between us

[fallow trellis]

help you with what

[placid sail]

ubisoft got booed

nice

[hot snow]

just in general

like if I got a flat tire

[fallow trellis]

alpha m teaches u to be self sufficent and not ask for help

[lusty sonnet]

and deservedly so

[hot snow]

good luck never asking for help

[fading shuttle]

fallout new vegas

[hot snow]

your life is gonna be a lot worse

[fallow trellis]

nah alpha m said it wouldnt

[placid sail]

it's fun to imagine higher ups of their cluelessly brainstorm why those damned cranky gamers are unhappy again

[slender rock]

no if anything that's a site I need to bookmark

[hot snow]

alpha m has brain damage

[robust cove]

The Platinum drip courier, go get it

[slender rock]

Dumbass.. mf thinking that will cause a fallout.

Goof

[fallow trellis]

fallouy

[lusty sonnet]

they just want money, they fucked up big time money-wise for R6

[fallow trellis]

fallout new vegas

[hot snow]

fallony

[fading shuttle]

very useful site

use it constantly

[slender rock]

unblock me you dope

can't react = blocked

[hot snow]

are you on mobile

[hot snow]

guess not

[slender rock]

No.

I don't think a phone can run vegas

🤔

[hot snow]

I didn't know you were playing it

plus I'm sure one very advanced phone can

it looks mobile game ish

[slender rock]

perhaps

vegas is a laggy bitch at times

I am using old ass version though but it works

[hot snow]

I wouldn't know

[fading shuttle]

nuh uh

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-rocks-train-tracks-sadness-slow-walk-gif-16591955

[narrow lotus]

Action is coming

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-tornado-meme-gif-23054073

[fresh rose]

I have sent the storm to your town

Now perish

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0L73XCSIpp7oxOQ4GxBOLY?si=ff11d906d52b4592

[hot snow]

sanguisugabogg

why is that so funny

[stone blade]

don't know

goes hard

Good enough for me

[hot snow]

dead as shit

[stone blade]

its not heavy enough unless the song sounds like tearing peoples limbs with a chainsaw

or dying animals

[hot snow]

yeah it's not heavy enough unless they're dead as shit

[stone blade]

@hot snow

[hot snow]

what does that even mean

[stone blade]

grindcore/death metal/slam metal bands coming up with the wildest names ever

and I'm all for it

[broken topaz]

Hai ivan

:3

How are you today

[stone blade]

you'll have a band named something like
extreme putrid scent devourment from the gutteral hole of a dying lizard while eating diarhea from a cow

Love it

[stone blade]

I'm wonderful cori hi

❤️

[broken topaz]

Glad to hear it

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/gla-dos-suk-gif-26015574

[stone blade]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2YCpVTmzm4x6fCQ4ZU2X2U?si=8bf2cf0d1b034169 @hot snow

I told you

[upper shore]

Abominable Sand-Eating Gooners - Jacking Off In A Pile Of Flaming Barbed Wire 🤘🤘🤘

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-glados-evil-rotten-computer-woman-portal-2-gif-17347766041894935001

[stone blade]

[broken topaz]

Would

[stone blade]

if glados was a woman she would be a 6ft tall muscle mommy

and you know it

[fading shuttle]

muscle mommy?

no

but tall? yes

[broken topaz]

She would be a normal mature woman

Because thats what she was

Before she became glados

[stone blade]

I want to be a victim to glados

sorry I mean uhh RACISM

[narrow lotus]

where

[broken topaz]

You want to be a victim to racism ?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/portals-glados-mommy-milky-mommy-sorry-gif-23807554

[wraith osprey]

[stone blade]

victim? sir I'm the CEO

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/glados-portal-gif-23807558

[slender rock]

headache finally fucked off

[hot snow]

I just love the fact that these heavy songs whole purpose is to just be as offensive as possible

I some way

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

I can't find a proper video not embedded into a bunch of "some fucking schmuck reacts to it" videos, but basically, ubi announced paid membership in siege and got booed really loud while on stage

[narrow lotus]

imma look it up

[stone blade]

thats the fun part

its like a race for metal bands

[fading shuttle]

not my glados

[stone blade]

what is the most offensive name possible we can come up with that sounds the most vile

[hot snow]

don't get too excited or it'll come back

[broken topaz]

I was playing guitar last night while high and thought "man i sound good today"

listened back to my recordings...
Chat i was not cooking

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/glados-portal2-gif-26847902

[lusty sonnet]

ayo?

[stone blade]

never was

[slender rock]

I have two programs... running that connect pc to phone to the internet

Uh

I didn't think was possible

Uhm

uh

[broken topaz]

😔

A few good riffs in there

But overwhelmingly

Dog shit

[stone blade]

proud of oyu

[slender rock]

okay tetrd still not working

[stone blade]

practice more

[broken topaz]

Will do

I have 2 years to become a rockstar

[broken topaz]

Bro what are you even doing

[hot snow]

his internet is dying I think

[slender rock]

SOCOM US NAVY SEAL: COMBINED ASSAULT

ONLINE

[open laurel]

set ur dns to Primary DNS: 1.1.1.2
Secondary DNS: 1.0.0.2

[slender rock]

no

[open laurel]

then dont

[slender rock]

the PS2 wired network need to be set to ****

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-witness-gif-24567135

[eager igloo]

Goals

[slender rock]

that dns for the DNAS bypass because sony doesn't have these servers anymore

[pastel quartz]

helo

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-creepy-goated-gif-26089769

[slender rock]

charm of retro games

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-glados-gif-27200696

[slender rock]

place your bets

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[broken topaz]

Real

[robust cove]

I'm just glad she's not australian

[slender rock]

okay so

it hates my other network setup

[open laurel]

are u connecting using like a gateway like hamachi or radmin?

[slender rock]

no

they made a literal DNS server to get this back and running

[open laurel]

uh

did you allow it in ur firewall

[slender rock]

socom works with pdanet but lags a bit i guess

[storm stream]

Hi

[slender rock]

but doesn't work with tetrd

[pastel quartz]

hello

[slender rock]

but other games won't work with that one

[open laurel]

is this braindamage?

[storm stream]

How ya do?

[pastel quartz]

its gone beyond the point of a brainfart

[slender rock]

curses of using cell networks because fucking ISPs around here are comcast or dial up

AAAAAA

[pastel quartz]

it has become braindamage

[open laurel]

wait wait ur using a cell network? like a fucking hot spot

[pastel quartz]

good

[open laurel]

get that mf high

[clear vapor]

He rejects the catnip

[naive bison]

He’s not about that life

Respect

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/zoomies-gif-17091267398495912253

[open laurel]

that perc hit

[pastel quartz]

someone gooning in chat

[placid sail]

slash me masturbates with profound sadness

[open laurel]

if no one got me i know brainfart got me 💯

[solar obsidian]

musicphiles be like

[pastel quartz]

is this a new gooning subgenre?

fuckin depressed gooning

[placid sail]

most of gooning is out of depression anyway