#🎪bruh-fart
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ZDAROVA ZAEBAL
Kurwa?
Kak dela
wher funni
very rotund.
Surprise
self dox because you want target practice and self dox because you're an idiot
two different worlds
Censored car
pixel cta
Nah i just got a bad habit of screenshotting entire amazon pages with home address to send ideas about house stuff to wife 
if i self dox its cause i got an arp thats brand new
Basically how we got a stray cat
Which later ended up having 4 kittens later which live with us still
How i got our first cat
Baited him inside with cat treats and sandwich meat, then he just rolled up like he owned the place
i just wanna put a trespasser on a t shirt
Stray car
Ours just got attached to my mom and she likewise back
Srray cat
My aunt and cousins found theirs under a car
She still lives, shockingly
And is pretty well
stray cars
@eager igloo
Luv asparagus


asparagus just looks tastes and feels like the stem of a plant
That's what it is tbf
Watch this, i will do the funni
Doesn't sound that bad tbh
@grizzled meadow 
it's not good
Little green never is bad
to me
if it isn't bannable is it really funny? ping aldo
I made bonkers pasta with asparagus
yeah but I've eaten grass before and it tasted more edible
Nah, hes chill
not by much
Aldo is chill
but still
Falko is the funni guy
But im an adult with adult money
he is
I can spend it all on asparagus
he is infact writing a pretty neat book
i will buy it
anyone remember that greed guy
Isnt there an asparagus day
where's he been
SAVED
Brainfart society and it's consequences

I'm guessing he said the n word again and got himself banned
my consequences are my own admittance to deserving to be here
Wait till society man hears about this
This mfer stole my thing
That name sounds familliar
I like how the arnold halt has become the arnold greeting
All because of me
yes all because of you w
Wes is cool, but boring - bring back your gamma boost 
smelly piss rat
Chat, is this real?
is that directed to myshinka or the asparagus
yes
Fuck them nitro
5e monthly nah
Tf
Tf?
I can get 5 breads monthly for that money

i dont need that gae shit in my life
finally we agree on something other than you are delicious 
you're paying for the water bill anyway
there is no free water from the comfort of your home
youre a snack bro 
i have nothing against furries- but they don't belong in fucking tactical shooters 
At least its not as overpriced as a kiosk water
why would you buy kiosk water
get your booty to a store
Pickled cauliflower is great
bătaia v-a incepe încurând
literally never had this- but i believe you
I remember denton, what happened to em?
that sounds like it slaps
real
. and true
Dude needs to tell me if he passed his ccna 
computer talk go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
if they didn't though-
kinda sad cause ez
Only thing brainfarters are passing is either rectal exam or excrement

I passed neither what do i win
I just noticed they are not beans beans
They are coffee beans
are they?
I've recently checked the requirements for good performing atm9 solo build and got slightly depressed because it's something around NASA puters with a gajillion RAM and so on
but having a host server doing half the shit is sure convenient, I'll join you if I don't have too much work on schedule

Ban from brainfart
@gilded blade
Ciao falko 
Thanks baldco
Ohhhh it was mobe all along
Welcome back moeb
fallout 3 npc interaction
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Huh it worked
my home 
Why are you exiled

He did the funni
i told josta i belonged here 
so he put me here as requested
Understandable, have a great day
didn't give me my level up to master though 
DESERVED I KNOW STUFF AND BEAT CHALLENGES 
My biggest accomplishment in this server: starting the 🤝
Mine is with 

@grizzled meadow
I have been studying for both my ccna and CySA+ 
Goood good

I arrived 20min early for class
what
the principal is going to tear out your colon for using such an expensive equipment
(do it)
nice
where tf are you?
philippines or china
School
which country is that from
Oh. That update lol
school sounds like a shit country
Doesnt every country have midea acs
Serbia 💪
dude my 2$ mouse is chinese and theyre across the globe from me
wanted for warcrimess there, you're safe
everything is most likely from that place
I cooled myself
How wholesome
i like that guy
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all aboard
tom foolery or something
bro he lost his piss role just 2 days ago and now he got himself muted
bro is gonna come back stronger than ever
whatever he's doing he's gotta chill
if we lose delight we lose brainfart
that only happens if the creatures come back
he simply has to stop being an idiot
what's the creature
creatures*
yes
is it the maja clones
he unintentionally posted spongecock

femboys
so maja clones
madi materialization
cool
ok riddle me this one
how do you unintentionally save spongecock
as a pic
or gif
it's delight
no but like he didn't realize the cock is visible cuz he didn't look close enouhg
do you need more exposition?
dumb dumb hours for delight
too small 
he's a little too silly for his own good
Shit happens, dudes gonna be alright
Your honor, have you seen the silly shit that goes on here?
didn't you get permadeath then resurrected zoro?
Aye
I live here of course I have
legend they should promote you to undying
Nah, just glad to be back
Same reason i don't rapid fire post memes anymore 
no full auto inside brainfart
damn why did he do it
oh
Nato forces raid slavic junkyard, colorized(2024)
that dude is in fucking agony
Ahh, never knew the full lore
Dude burned some patch a friend's dead grandma made before passing away
Got recognized and brrt'd
oh shit that was a whole ass burst 
and that's all that happened?
bro got off light

So now anytime we end up teamkilling in games, "He burned my patch bro"
i'ma forget all about that- only time i tk is when the mf tk'd first
surprised no one knocked that kids teeth out though 
why would you even burn someone's patch
Idk, its kids playing airsoft
what did the cops do
Wrong channel lmao

"full auto on a helpless civilian? you ever considered working with us, kid?"
yeah sure, why not
Next time, aim at the base of the spine kid. Can't chase after you if they can't feel their legs!

ait at L4 Vertabrae
Next time load a real mag
Just pull their spine out
Much cooler
nah they just dump eight rounds in vital points
then wait to call emts
after passing
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dynasty
Warrior
it was a nice show
still woke though
those who play arma 3 go to #1183665693116342393

the rookie

I don't think I've ever had repeatables take only 3 months to complete
What game? Thats alot of info
Stellaris 
Even on sale, what the fuck is that price

Im playing on 40 - 60 fps with gtx 960, i5-11400f and 24 gb of ram
With 16 chunks load distance
Gtx 960 in current year
paradox has a very bad reputation when it comes to DLCs
perfectly deserved ofc
Gpus are expensive
Dude is trying his best
And im broke
My pc after minecradt ultra realism mod
i have a separate server i post all my memes i need to check in before i repost them here

opening file explorer and checking the file takes too long
I strictly mobile post while im in here
Lesson 1 always double tap 🙏
Accidentally sent a meme i use with friend group A
And i done got exiled from another friend group
Caused a small civil war due to it
If a joke gets u exiled from a friend group u messing with the wrong people
It was basically a pmc group named after a german singer but the skull was replaced by a toilet
And someone recognized that it was from that certain pmc
the heads turning 
It had skibbidi toilet written all on the outside too lol
Oiii bljaaaa
That insignia is so dogshit that it is instantly recognisable
Its so in character for @solar obsidian s downfall to be because of too much dick
Youd be surprised
Aunt's wedding 
Delight unmuted 
Gotta stick to blackwater posting smh
What happened
He skill issued
Posted sponge dick
spongecock
No way
bro kolerder lost his piss role too?
im mad i missed it
How bad was it tho
what's goin on
Same
I still can't believe @solar obsidian is banned
I heart sponecock
what happened to your piss
forever
i let go of it
p!delight
should've held it in longer
Epic command fail
imagine dedicating so much of yourself to gamma then you get
'd by some moderator that lives in brainshard 
the shard of brain
To be fair being helper is more about halping the community than about helping gamma
brainfart is beyond help
I do think the community helps Grok stay on the grind 
How long is delight muted for and for what reason
999999 eons
Sponge cock?
he posted sponge dik
reason: too much cock
Josta refuses to set foot into this wretched place
weak
cocka
I need to see this post
he muted me for saying something racist that wasn't racist once
@weary kindle josta I know that you hate us but we love you and hope that you're doing well

We dont love him
@weary kindle fuck you we hate you LLLLLLLLLL
He dont like brainfaryers do NOT appease our opressors
wish I could say the same
BRAINFART LIVES MATTER
@solar obsidian sponge cock
whenever i come here it's always Delight talk
Another helper demoted
you talk shit about him but he's actually the only mod that never bullied me 
and aldo I guess
Thats a lie
he's the first and only one who's bullied me
for asking a genuine question
you just got lucky
That’s surprising considering how bulliable you are
What happened to skom anyways
I am the most submissive girl in brainfart fr
that's exactly why the mods bully you
Ok yeah skom i forgot about him
Madis gone too
Yo ass ain’t no bitch
yo bitch aint no ass
You arent a woman
Whatd madi do

he just couldn't help himself and was too much of a freak
and then acted like he didn't do anything
What instead of brainfart it wad Freakfart
And instead of being brainfarters we were freakers
it already is though
IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT
we are
30 ON 30
Skom is still around mb
hes fucking SKOOOMING
On the skooma
Fuck him fr
you guys are pretty brave 
LET ME SPEAK, THE PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR THIS
yes we have opinions
it's scary I know
NOBODYS STOPPING YOU
There are no rules against spitting fax
morning
all it takes for skom to ban you is him having a bad day
Mornin
ABATA SKOOOOOM
Using insomania as a excuse to do stuff at 3 am
I got through doing arma ops
AHHHH IM SKOOMING
lifes too short to worry about consequences
join us is shittalking staff
it's not like getting banned from gamma discord is death in real life
Bruh, if the mod collective can't tell we're joking around, it was already joever
getting banned from a discord server is like the smallest punishment possible
RHS and TFAR
I recognize the ermm
I'd argue that getting banned from discord is a net gain in life
I've been giving skom shit over his shotgun gif for ages 
yes
Zeus op
but anyway supposedly you're here for a reason and getting banned would be mildly inconvenient
I had to Team-lead again
I recognize the red symbol in arsenal but forgor what it is
no one wants to
It sucks ass but pays off well
yeah
well
Yes, im here for a reason. That reason is to troll moderators 
My plans go to shit
Hello chat
one silly mf skylines
Selling cheap, unused, anyone interested?

I make plans and i make sure everyone understands them by dumbing them down Super
Doesn't work
I have been
bruh

undo
So thats how it is huh?
😭
30 30
ctrl + z
!mute 10y @solar obsidian

light blue delight 
well one of the dudes in the group is an old as dirt
50+
Usually they are the best in the squad tbh
tester
@solar obsidian
he uses two keyboards and a mac keyboard
Kole...
my brother in christ
New homework, find some godless way to use AI, abatakum dude, shotgun loading gif, and "im bouta skooom" to make a legendary shitpost
You should come join me next time
Lemme guess DCS / pilot in sparetime?
no
Copelerder
hmm
Some have been playing for a WHILEEE
Delight did you like my bubble gif 
It depends tbh
back to piss
yeah

where?
I might have most mods you guys use
The only expectation is that recently TFAR is bugged for me
in DM
thursday or fri
we sorted it out
Not on the radio lol
Welcome back spongecock
super pissayan
and someone who isn't using the fucking Javlin all the time with an HMG
yellow stands for spongebob
So real
Delight going super piss
Im a bit rusty with RPG 7s but im still decent
Only thing that fucks with me is the optic on the rpgs lol
I can use a lot of other AT though
Love me at4s
My only issue with RHS is that russian / OPFOR vics are so easy to blow up
Ive been replaying antistasi with a couple of friends and russian vics even when hit by light AT destory the vics
True
The issue with AT4s is that they are disposable
People fucking suck dick at AT most of the time
Unless they actually use it a lot
well i'll dm ya the deets and the discord and server info you can join you can when we play... if not it's all goods
Alr
majority of the players are west coast and tx timezones
Tbh i like playing as BLUFOR
But the issue is that people mod their guns wayyy to much sometimes
My circle has always been like historical accuracy
Using guns without attachments is so fun a lot of the time lol
Or minimal attachments
I just use optics for long range, suppressors and peqs
Idk i run my guns usually limited attachments
Most of the time its just a optic
And a grip
I dont like using suppresors unless its like SF
Or required
it's mainly for keeping a low profile
Acog flashbang
soz
My eyes have been turned to ash
I can't find a meme where it's the "beloved" meme
yeah
damn so you didnt get demoted yet
there's a clip in #1183665693116342393
you give grok the grapefrit technique or something?
i cannot share this information
how long until delight loses his piss role again
4 hours
evil zeus
yes
House smells cozy now
hows the fov?
Quake pro
@solar obsidian
I play on pc if I Could crank up the fov I would do it
nah you will see a brotherhood knight cranking 90s

ncr ranger vs a bos knight vs a enclave x-02
Oh no
Its stuck in 150 fov, and I need MORE
So what you do is
but he never did
Reach inside of your skull, there is a knob by your eyes and you turn it up
That's how u increase fov
wow we actually hit the tail roto
fish around the files and find the fov limiter
or whatever
and then turn it up to your desired level
I have built in fov settings?
Yes
thats a heavy trooper
ncr heavy trooper yes
can I turn up the graphics quality too?
they arent real
THEY ARE
WHAT
Do u wear glasses
YOU LITERALLY SEE THEM ONCE YOU HIT LEVEL 15+
no
those are an external upgrade
with the way power armor now works, they simply are not real
Ur already at max then
not necessarily
I dont wear glasses but I still can't see that well from a distance
I need smoother graphics, its default is realistic, I want ultra realistic
I just can't be fucked buying and wearing glasses if I don't need to
I mean
and I want to turn off motion blur
Steroids and PCP
Inbuilt feature sorry
Unable to be turned off without destroying the system
an experienced programmer might be able to
fucking tf2 coconut png ahh mf
you'd still be risking something getting mixed up in there
and I want to turn up the fov, so that I'll see clearer
Do like I said, reach into your skull and by your eyes, there is a FOV slider
And turn it up
swag
Turn off clipping before trying
cant wait to finish this save, next new game hope I dont have the bad rng of a dysfunctional and incompetent family
pray to RNJesus for that
ingame or... ?
its all in the matter of perspective
speaking of perspective
I already do
this
your perspective ahh
is it a rabbit cause I spawn more kids than normal?

well I was referring to your FOV in game
oh
yes
2 kids is normal
bro if the same missing condom incident happens I dont know what to do
back in my day every family had to produce 12 kids because 10 would die before they reached 4 years of age
YOU DONT FUCK
"Īncident"
it aint no incident, both of you were retarded
how else am I suppose to show how much I love him without being "connected"
Buy him computer parts
too bad, only connection youre getting is through a condom unless you wanna become the brood mare of france, renowned for single handedly fixing its declining population
already done that, look where that got him, married and having kids with me
So easy
Also you can just watch your cycle
Once ovulation ends you should be pretty safe
Menace = girl confirmed
entrapment?
wow
I am kidding btw
how long do u think he'll stay till he gets vaporized again
no bebe would form?
lesser chance thereof
Info online is rather inconclusive
if they didnt have the patience to just get a condom do you really think they would have the patience to keep track
And determining if ovulation ended is rather tricky
either way it would work for me, spawn more gingers, the world suffers
it's not the gingers though
and they say giving birth is more painful than getting kicked in the nuts. You don't hear a guy saying "time for it again" now do u
Or just sleep with women instead smh
you cant play no game without no joystick
just move the nuts to the chest on women that's where it sucks for very busty gals
backpain
RIP
it was comparable to pushing out bowling balls but It feels good knowing I spawned more gingers, the world suffers more, I win
I pushed a fat shit out last night fr fuck a restroom I was fighting for my life
just don't raise them to be politicians
Man do I go to football parade tomorrow
👀
I don’t know what I want to do
was the shit crying or it was hard as a log
It was like a boulder mate
what did bro eat
I mean this
Interesting sentence
Rocks
rock eater
Eat more fiber man
metal gear solid 3: rock eater
Your life will never be the same
french gingers
the horror
the horror indeed


american, and ginger then you have a big problem
Imagine
French Sheeran
no wonder they stare, they are searching for souls to devour
Friend sent me this to annoy me… gg
I call her snake eater the way she eats my solid snake
this heat is still killing me
RIP
Was good tbf
they cried once, that was only after I forgot to change their diapers
go easy on him
or he'll crumble into dust
or something worse
RIP grandpa should of picked a better team to support L
Was good my boy
more parisians
didn't notice u here
hardly chilling
hi surrae
I type here and people reply to my message I am a brainfart celebrity 
big scuff, or teeny weeny small scratch in the paint?
no i just wave to you because of the tie cat
no, you're exiled
kinda low
Will show in a sec
you begged to be back here
HOLY CRAP ITS KOTA 📷 📸
that slime anime was pretty godly and now im eagerly awaiting the next episode 
thats sad ngl
Can’t get better then the beautiful game 
yes
Quake PRO devs were asking if you're interested in returning to the e-sports scene
bro chose to turn himself in an asylum
I like it here it’s genuinely the best chat
bro, you dont get your meds and the nurses treat you like shit, a bad asylum to turn yourself in
I’m serious when I say this brainfart is the most entertaining discord channel
@grizzled meadow, promote this user to x-ray wizard
I bet you don't have the balls to ping Grok 

50/50 a weeks worth of mute or ban
heads or tails, call it
I just got exiled when I pinged him in here 
I dm'd him once regarding someting. I never got a reply back so
still waiting on that
Delight edging his piss role again
ghoster
Court ordered dick snipping or getting your tubes tied
i do not
(dont ping him)
wait how did you know..
Guys be real are we circumcised?
@zealous remnant dont ur diddly ass kekpoint me mr
ah damn hes back
I want to spawn more soul devouring evil french gingers with him
Leave my boy sota alone
was good while it lasted
if he leaves me alone, sur
beyond saving. Its joever
does everything you say very homosexual in nature

french girls are all homosexual to some degree
the only french i tolerate is the ones i get with burgers
Bruh i feel like i havent seen quinn in ages
Or just not paid any attention at all
@fallow trellis
I don't think my country's ever had any real interaction with the french
what else is french
dont compare me to latinas, I dont blab as much and as fast as them
I'd rather a french woman over a german
i saw ur ass get banned, i threw an acoustic fit
Based and acoustic
who would willingly get trapped in with a french woman
are you crazy
yes
french men
throw this man in the loonybin
@narrow lotus
Most of louisiana, but better 
Quebec
Explains how he got rich, for 15 ron you can wash a whole truck
well, they are in romania, makes me wonder, why hasnt andrews bugatti still havent been stolen
what, isnt that the place that invented cajun shit
whats the color of ur bugatti
need yandere gf
romania doesn't have the technologyu to dismantle a bugati
Perhaps he is really good at detailing like a real good wash
throw this man into the insane asylum
Exhibit A: An entire celebration about going ham before lent where plastic beads are exchanged for flashing tiddies
worst experience
it was impounded by the cops
it was stolen
so stolen by the government
they probably took a tour or two around the base in it honestly
by romanian cops
Show me a holiday that gets you something better than culturally encouraged tiddy flashing and drinking hella booze
those are asian, if you look for a european yandere, it isnt as good
Yep. Aka cajun french.
but i like that shit
like suicidal
shit tastes good
yes
dry rub smoked cajun steak
stolen by the cops and I imagine and dismantled every part, sold every bolt too
I’m lowkey like talking to one rn
Exactly. Louisiana is the only approved version of the fr*nch 
What
poor guy
i dont know how to feel about that
You don't know about mardi gras? 
it’s great 
wow i need to collect my thoughts
How tf would I
press x to doubt
Idk bro, i just assume people know these things. Its in my murrican nature.
hell yeah, where did she find you
Obviously
@solar obsidian 
thats what americans say, because tourists arent especially welcome in france, especially paris, because, why would you want to go to france willingly anyway, you must be crazy
hey there 
its just a maze of dead poeples skeletons
whats exiting
Met through a friend she’s really great just really obsessive like a lot 
dead french people
implying you can get out of those catacombs and re-enter them a 2nd time 
@eager igloo, can you do a tsundere impression, please?
Delight moment
delight is down bad
damn, tfw no friends to do that for me
Delight is one of the real ones
I sympathize, the ones I am fond of are the skeletons of monarchy sympathizers
"real ones" implying you guys are real 
@eager igloo please do a tsundere impression, i must hear it
p!weebsh pat @fading shuttle
vaporize this guy too please
@eager igloo tsundere pls
i remember a time where this place was just fillied with deranged people and those racists from newbie chat
used to be good
has it changed?
fmm am mancat o ceapa verde intreaga 
the good ole days
wdym im still racist
everyone is down bad
most importantly, even if you get out, you're still in paris, still in france too

not me
so did you really escape in the end
bad ending
we live in a society
I used to respect the french until a few years ago when the youth started vandalizing historical monuments and artifacts 
I have never lost control
sure
you're face to face, with the man who sold the world
they are embarassed at their culture
hence the vandalism
the youth doing bad stuff in a country?
the scandal
french poeple when the government isnt doing something shit so they have a reason to riot:
Pre 2nd femboy purge, sure. Or the 3rd? Idk
Kys
waiting for the 4th one
Kys
My brainfart timeline a little hazy pre/post ban
very good impression
thank you so much
i love it
Kms
All i know is i don't miss the "Hop on lethal company owo" spam
all of you should jump in lava in minecraft
myshinka rn
cute
theyre not really tsundere they just dont tolerate you
that sounds more like ltg than a tsundere
@solar obsidian
he’s adjusting it to wombo
@eager igloo, thank you for participating in our little tomfoolery experiment, you were excellent 🤝
someone next up on the guilliotine
Kys
Y’all so dirty minded






