#πͺbruh-fart
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Cap
i mean it could well be just your mind tricking you
but i'm damn sure that i've heard whispers in the woods while i was alone
You are schizophrenic
i'm not
You are
if i was it would happen anywhere
exactly
schizo
||the anxiety and expectations of a hostile environment make you hyperfixate on external sounds and images and see shit that is not there just because you're vewy spooped||
anxiety is my old friend
that's what i'm saying
could be mind tricking you
we straight up DIPPED after seeing someone watch tv in the building next to us btw
your ass doesn't even need to go to a forest or an abandoned building, you can have your scary haunting adventure in the comfort of your home, just after getting a bit too anxious
Yes
Like we got out of there and snuck into the woods
I have had a weird anxiety attack today i felt like punching myself lol
people living oh my god!!!!
To reset
It was 3 buildings next to eachother, 2 of which lay abandoned in the middle of the forest
I miss going in the woods, the ones around here are lame now
But the other one was rundown yet someone still lived in it
I have been in abandoned apartemnt blocks too
they cannot abondon their homes
Only anxiety we had was if the police came around
because thye don't have anything other then that village
It's a bit more scary when you just made a shit bunch of nosie jumping down a drop onto some broken concrete to get into the building
the scariest place i've been in was a mansion in the middle of the woods
and also this was out of my town
slow, deep breaths and asking yourself "am I in any sort of an actual danger, or my mind is anxious over nothing and could be ignored?", cold water on face and wrists and moving around also helps to ground down
noting rn
this shit was like 3 floors we explored the first one then got out of there
This was also the only time where we ever got caught
because nobody was going to explore this big place that looks like it came out of a horror movie
But we ran and got away
I havent done urbex really outside of the woods here
Maine had a ton of run down buildings and a barn with a collapsed roof we saw
i want to explore this one building
but its across the country
a abondened house
but the story behind it is the strange part
Theres like a 5 or 6 story abandoned office in nuremberg
It's next to a road though so ehhh
Baltimore has plenty of buildings no one cares about anymore
allegedly this building is haunted by one of the former students
and the story behind that is
this girl got raped by the princible
then they covered it up etc
that's called squatting
then this girl killed the princible and then killed herself because of the shame
Whats up with fucking turkey and dumbass paranormal stories
pretty generic story
NO
It's all bs
I believe townspeople before i believe retards on the internet
its too much effort
will you be my hobo-warchief
why it's always dramatic stories like this and not something like "a guy who lived here really liked lentil soup, but one day, he choked on it and died. and from then on, his ghost haunted the house, filling it with the scent of soup whenever he's around"
Even if the story is warped from time or spreading
Try
A story started id say
If you actually think it's haunted then you gotta realize that shit is cap bruh π
Get some whimsy fr
haunted isn't really the right term
No childlike wonder in this one
i cannot translate the terms to english
or maybe it's bullshit, like all those stories, but the bias of hearing it from actual people passionately claiming MY GRAN GRAN TOLD ME THIS EVERYONE KNOWS IT THEREFORE IT'S TRUE makes you believe it
the fuck you mean "try"
need shit liek this
Choking on lentil soup
hard pass, I got a slavery contract to my company already
release yourself
these dead people haunting places
is bullshit probably
but there are more realistic ones
if i follow religious sources
how about you choke on me sausage instead
we will conquer e-village for ourselves
Wow
I remember seeing an iridescent cloud as a kid and thinking it was a ufo
nuh uh they pay well
Cleetus been up for 3 days sniffing glue but he know what he saw
i will pay you in lentil soups
that's insultingly cheap
I feel like sometimes when busy responds to me its just
try khaytil with wage like that
not bad
it's a funny video
I'll even post it again
A typical encounter with the Skaven
#skaven #totalwar #totalwarwarhammer3 #vermintide
look I can offer other payments but I doubt you'll prefer any of them
so take it or leave it
by sigmar what is this unholy abomination
his name is BΓΆdvarr Buttspreader
absolutely unholy
man
choas boys in vermintide had a fucking slapper of music
well, vermintide in general
i still cant tell if its ai or someone is doing an incredibly good impression
or god forbid they got the og actor to voice that
It's canon
XYZ Fanimated for all animations non-Vermintide related - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJN7j2DS_3VavKFpf3UcB4gi_vkIsjWah
Vermintide Fanimated playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJN7j2DS_3VauA5KeMPHtFqjwaCPxeNMv
Darktide asset ripping guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2918680531
Verm...
do the skryre shaker
stop thinking about victor's booty man
damn delight finally finished edging his demotion and busted
the yellow role was a spongecock reference all this time
I cast 1986 MKIII Supra starter swap
but
ΠΠ»ΡΡΡΡΡΡΡ
you cant stop me @placid sail
as victor main in the past, this is troubling
olaaa
ur insane
don't
*taal
nerd
π
are you really considering playing prominence 2, busy
im a kruber main myself
honestly, it makes sense
BECAUSE
YOU'RE A FUCKING ELF LOVER
no you arent :)
I kinda do
it is my sworn duty to create half elf bastards
I have a weakness to mods that add some sort of affixes-prefixes bullshit
my brain goes hehehe numbeeeers
aight seems like I missed a dlc or two 
my back hurts :(
sienna is a necromancer now
doesn't really match with her being a red wind mage and all, but aight, sounds fun
alcohol will fix that
bruh
neither does kruber becoming a brettonian knight
I can't and don't drink
alcohol will fix that
ham's ai broke
I mean kruber is just a guy
he can be anyone
alcohol fixed that 
magic in warhammer fantasy is about affinity tho, no?
that and by this point the empire itself had begun to use necromancy in the lore to try and fight chaos
no alcohol ham
you can't exactly jump ships whenever you please with it
alcohol will fix that.
nah im good
is empire even real at this point
alcohol will fix that 
yes
considering gaes workshop made a whole ass setting reboot and all
nah im good
as ive already said, alcohol will fix that
and now it's not even a planet anymore, but some warp shards of reality with Sigman and his cockforged against forces of evil
around the time of vermintide 2, gelts gold wall is still holding up, so a bit before he gets gifted a tome of necromancy by the vampires
or whatever the fuck is even happening in that setting, nobody even knows anymore
whatever the new one is called its not real
I'm not taking alcohol ham!!!!!!!!!!
alcohol will fix that.
oh we're still before all shit hit all the fans, I see
so necromancy is usable as long as you have some affinity for magic
her special ability is just to summon a goon squad of 6 skeletons she can command
very funny
ham's soul is lost
vuber
much like Alex's
vr tube
it was gone long ago i just didnt have any vtuber images to post
based
can they yeet the chaos spawn
they all got ||boners|| for her?
i found peace when i quit jacking off
boo
also if she gets a perk called "dread seneschal" they all become mini knight krubers, with the funny charge
α΅ΚΈ α΅α΅α΅Λ‘
the paradox
I'll be blunt with u
I was about to boot marathon to record some of the skellytons
but why
like the comments are lit
thx man I appreciate you
and why is this a thing
what is those movements bro
Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level
i was gonna say i should rewatch jojo but i realized i dont care enough
this is you in about 3 years
This scene was the only reason I watched Golden Wind. I don't vibe with jojo
i consider only parts 1 and 2 good
oh yeah, pretty iconic these 2
stone ocean has it's moments but I gotta be drunk or baked to enjoy that
looney toons logic all around
never watched it
how much sense it makes
as in how much sense it makes
i havent either
ive just heard shit
lmao minecraft makes a pc work harder than helldivers
you silly putrid piece of java abomination
also vermintide 2 is getting a versus mode
I feel like this is a tf2 kind of a situation
as in, most of the players already moved on
which tf2
funnily enough, no, game has always had a relatively stable 5k players 30 day peak, with spikes every large update
i think they are just finishing the game
more power to them, vermintide is pretty fun
oh shit, they added a new chaos warrior type
@grizzled meadow
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SPIERDALAJ
is it gae hours
taci ca-ti fut una
la cur? 

dude this is Gamma, every hour is gey hour
kurwa
saltz is the best
I wanna be like him one day
one-eyed, bitter and zealous?
ever since sienna became a necromancer hes just been sad
also strong willed and righteos(the good kind)
Avadakadabrah kurwa!
yea, its really sad to see tbh, him and sienna had something that could maybe called love between them beforehand, but with her being a necromancer that all faded, and he is basically just distraught and sad
But goddamn i love all the character in that game
bober kurwa
sienna ?
what game are u talking about
Man she ugly af
iedy when the old woman is not fuckable
yea
old kinda crazy pyromaniac grandma isnt a 10/10 imagine my shock
man the weekend ended so quickyl
yea
anyways gn
cya
Adam driver is wishing you gn
such a kind young man
friend :3
I love democracy
how far in are you
OI
Dunno, i have done the missions for the two samurai in the beginning
I havent freed the blacksmith yet
what game was this
ghost of tsushima
Ghost of Tsushima
samurai/ninja game
Which difficulty you playing on?
i started on normal, but switched to hard instantly, ive already beaten the game
i played on lethal after i got midway through and was nigh unkillable
eh just slap a big booba mod on top of sienna and iedy will post his silly homelander gif straight away
i dont like lethal
enemies already die quick if you know what you are doing, making them even easier to kill just messes with the game
I've been enjoying it this way, but maybe just because thats the only difficulty ive played
so i have no comparison
i wish there was a difficulty that added the ai changes from lethal on top of the health and damage that hard has
cus there is an ai difference
how deep into the game are you wtf
2350
political
already beaten
Like you just did the main quest?
I really struggled getting the build going but when it did it was glorious 
what kind of play style are you going for?
prob played it on PS5 before PC release
it was virtual gestalt
yes
no
Regarded as usual
i hate consoles
yeah but are you just smackin your hog on everything or are you playing tall
side content isnt really that good
played a bit and realised it wasnt worth the effort
playing tall and afk at home while great khan spreads havoc 
I waited for this shit game for years, I started it on PS4 and ended it on PS5, the PC release was announced maybe after a month I was done with
this game has a way of consuming more time than you expect
now im in brainfart wondering if I should get 5h of sleep or just suck it up and get a coffee
suck it up
coffee doesnt help when you are already sleep deprived
it actually makes it worse
It's a great open world game imho, the autism in coloring the whole map is amazing and almost everywhere you go, you find new stuff to do, to see and to collect, it's almost always a given
yea I noticed it too
either that or get an energy drink
energy drinks put me to bed
"So a top, then."
I cut off energy drinks and caffeine for a long period and then gulp that shit when I need it the most
almost identical to meth
oh boy my new amd drivers that are supposed to add compatibility with ghost of tsushima actually break it
fuck you nvidia
you did this
Oh shit fishtank season 2 happened and I didn't even know
What the hell
I'm usually up to date with the Hyde mans antics
welp, time to downgrade
used to do the same but it turned back into a daily thing without me realizing
i consume a lot of tea now so it doesn't work as good anymore:(
you know how the sleepyness just goes away if you manage to stay up past your usual wake up hour
wonder how that works
also wait you played it on playstation?








yeah, im having that rn, if I were to guess itd be that adenosine kicks into your body suddenly and you get used to the increase
its mostly because your body works on routines, if your routine says you are awake by this time, your body will act as if it is
but what if you sleep at 9 usually, stay up till 12, you no longer feel sleepy
that's what I have rn
I shouldn't be awake rn but I am
fibre optic friday
(not friday
)
@tight saddle small world
On PS4 a lot, obviously, on PS5...
Good thing it's not entirely mine, no money from me
so no horny anime games?
Half of those titles are autism games
I love people talking about games I'll probably never play
Like yeah haha ghost is two shima sucks lol!!
i have furry love hidden somewhere
I had a 3 hour back and forth with some guy on Reddit about how much sekiros combat was awful (I've never played it (I never will))
I just wanted to piss him koff
I don't know what's worse
the fact that you're a shitty troll
or that you engaged on Reddit
I saw that
why
pain
lol'
huh
Telling strangers on the internet to go kill themselves
A heroic cause that I also have dedicated myself to
No need to thank me
what was it?
Sex 2
Including that octopus was a really controversial move on the part of the developers.
fuck you
reminded me that rwby existed
i hope your next raid gets visited by lu bing fei
ok
But spongecock isnt allowed
Alright vro...
Let me post spongecock
1984
Why yall so horny today bruhhh
ah yeah
today?
a toxic, demon-bish that will force him to have his balls crushed daily right? is that what we're doing to Iedy
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Champs
@grizzled meadow

I love how it just goes fucking everywhere π
The bird in question
so aggressive
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Redbull
usagi1030, your new nickname is Spencer1
hulk4969, your new nickname is Gofast
almost as smoky as a volkswagen TDI cold start
Hello little drink
I'm starting to see how much Ghost of Tsushima borrowed from Shadow of Mordor
Really need another sequel to those
tbh it was nice how his story finally came to peace what story could be continued tho?
LoTR has more than one war. Maybe a prequel would be better.
I would really like something set in Warhammer Fantasy, though
ohhh i agree with that
one of my absolute favorite examples of "impulse buys that you very quickly realize why it only cost 15 dollars", right there
classic
"Hey stalker, buy this new extended magazine. Yes, 50+ rounds in any AK rifle! No scam! Only 500 ru, less than a bread! What a steal, right?"

whats even funnier is im pretty sure those are supposed to be 100 rounders
theres a reason them bitches snap in half under recoil

must be at least 60. I have a 40 rounder that's just slightly bigger than a 30
but it's also in 762
hi :3
hi :3
pleasu fucku and hav kidsu
dorectoru cuturu
i not fuckuru
i japanee
OOOOOUUGHHHRURUURRRUUUU
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
naisu naisu
berry naisu
fallout ghoul crossed with a hot black chick
wow menace
coming in hot with the realest shit ever
im gonna fuck it
pov invading arizona to capture "Old One"
my honest reaction
LOL
im surprised this drone warfare stuff didn't start sooner honestly. it seems so simple now
:3
Drones had to get cheap enough to become expendable on a regular basis
Military doesn't use them like guns or vehicles
They're more like ammo or copy paper
But SF has been using drones like that for a while (not as expendable)
I love this meme format and am glad it is still seeing use
dayz


but did you know in daggerfall vampires can block sun damage with the shield spell
thats' your trivia for the day
did you know daggerfall has uhmmmm
contrary to popular belief it doesn't have daggers that fall
it did have booba tho
dude nocturnal be hot af
man, these airsoft milsims are going crazy nowadays
im gonna... ambata...
This leviathan mode goes fuckin crazy (i am not ready for it)
ambatanut

literally me

would replace with an alpha core
ambata AMBATAWAVE AAAUUGGHHH 
bleh :P
frogu scratchingu natsu

Oh wow that game released 2 years ago 
I thought its not out still
lol yea
hello kokopelli
is that brandon herrera
idk absolutely not
Eyyy
several million after eggman gets to it
saw a comment that said "The fact that it's on beat makes it even better" on another video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoMTPeRPVgw)
i took great offence to this, because clearly it's not. so i made my own version. enjoy.
Original video by Japanese artist @ka92 on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/ka92/status/1023339470441992192
From one of my...
hiiiiii how are you

great to hear mr samurai man
when the 40 benadryls hit
when the butterflies hit
There's no such thing
Are you dumb
there goes the neighborhood
I am already inside
No im in his pantry
i am already inside and eating your wiring
Eating his grain n shit
eat deez

deez what sir

what weird ass country would have hollow walls tho
deez kunai ( i am a samrai)
they were supposed to be cheaper than pure brick houses and easier to insulate but like
The salted pork is particularily good
concrete bricks
with steel reinforcement
Same
Sounds fun until you need to drill one (1) hole in a wall and you break your drill on the reinforcement
what pussy ass drill are you using
and why are you drilling into the reinforcement
(what is a "reinforcement")
(are you talking about the stud)
(stud π)
It's actually pretty easy to tell when you're about to drill into the reinforcement with a bit of experience
you're definitely going to break a drill learning tho

I don't think I have ever drilled a hole
im not a heretic

@pastel quartz @eager igloo β€οΈ
H

hello quinn
I wont forgive you for what you did to frank
im sorry to bring frank into this but... quite frankly, i dont know what you're talking about
Oi see boyz of green
Red wartrukkz, too
'Umies go 'boom'
For me an' you
An' Oi fink to myself
"What a wondaful WAAAGH!"
Oi see Marines of blue
An' bikes of white
Dose beaky boyz they
Sure know 'ow to fight
An' Oi fink to myself,
"What a wondaful WAAAGH!"
Our stormboyz an' deffkoptas
So orky in da sky
Blast away da faces
Of 'umies goin' by
Oi s...
for u <33
oh hell naw
so real

i dont expect you to
hi quin
pixelshit
π
everytime i ask for help in newbchat they flip me off
the new wave of helpers discriminate against my kind
i think you gotta open it
but also i ask questions like how to reload just so they wont get rusty
damn there is no escape
i asked how to change ammo
they responded with i should eat glass
newbies chat rn, its great
his ass is NOT doomer
what are u on about iedy

It's decaying
spongecock
understandable
You are blinded
Atleast 10 to 20

hiiiii
hi tboat
that cat high as a mf
Call me the kraken slayer
Or dier
The guy that dies in the background of the movie
π
i could take the kraken in a fight
what is the NSA
also
we found her
the only woman who doesn't use dick pics as blackmail
Your majesty!
Sir Kendrick Lamar of Duckworth has slayed the feared Drake
Slayed aint even a word
stupid ass mf π€¦
has slain?
yea
She's NSA
Of course its blackmail
what is NSA
National Security Agency
i could take the kraken
Great discord broke the fucking gif search again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whos shen bapiro
Bean Shapiro
Pretty sure you can't do that
i got it from omegle
π
holy border hopping
man on a mission for sex
Though thats 2007, and guy didn't donate through clinic
If you do you are protected by law
At least in UK

his first mistake was living in UK
second one, giving his swimmers away just like that without any stabbing loicence
criminal scum right?
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Elizabeth
criminal scum
which one
Though in Kansas only God can protect you 
@dreamy flax fucked me over with the nameme command
gg
syno_1, your new nickname is Joecool
big takeaway here
good samaritans are still silly all over the world and fail to account for the possibility of people being cunts
So the woman who sued was prolly pretty desperate for money
still a cunt move, desperate or not
and a scumbag who barely deserves intrinsic human rights everyone gets
Im not denying that
I just look for a reason
pretty sure it's a common practice in morica to sue anyone for anything because "oh hey an opportunity to make some cash"
wouldn't really work in mordor because most of the times the results of a court hearing are based on your connections, bribes and ability to break your opponent's knee discreetly
Fun place
Its not the best here either, I mean at least its better than for past 8 years
A "judge" promoted by previous gov to director of national judge council has ran away to belarus
And he was probably a spy 
belarus is effectively a part of russia now, so for sure
new assassin's creed spoilers, you've been warned
mostly it's just BLACK GUY IN JAPAN REEE memes I'm seeing
They never tire do they
last assassin's creed I played was the pirate on ships one, and I hadn't cared already by then
The last good one ebcause it was different
The rest dogshit
I didnt like a single one
Valhalla kekw

I even forgot what was the last one called
the only one AC I truly liked was the first one, it had some sexy atmosphere to it
The one with the bootleg altair
the rest were just going through the motions
And it had any difficulty
But black flag had sexy exploration
I also kinda liked origins
Actually I liked it quite a lot, but its massive
And the golden weapons system was too silly
black flag is awesome
Mf just constantly putting me on fire with arrows
Bf was great
sea shanties makes the game better
Oh yeah
Though I tried to come back to it and couldn't
Sea fights are too arkadey for me
also the entire "assassins versus templars" confrontation got really silly really quick
Mostly because aside form 1 signle game we are forced to be on Assasin side
"we must be free and never get any shit done at all because of that" blokes versus "the end justifies the means, but also our means are very theatrically and obviously bad all the time for some stupid reason" blokes
you'd think that one of the side would get at least a little bit less retarded over all those MILLENIAS, but no
@solar obsidian could you please type /avatar 795345775940993045 in brainfart channel?

hahahaha
you want to molest spongebob?
imma check out how cool my pfp is

Humans like when they know whos good and whos evil

"our development team is made out of people from cultures and nations all over the world, so we're gonna make an emphasis on sorta historical accuracy and completely shit down the drain any nuance and depth to the actual characters, turning them into bad guys and good guys because listen bitch, you know how much it costed us to make a digital copy of notre dam? yeah that's right piss off go read a book or something you nerd"
i never cared about the story after brotherhood
when i met davinci
I'm not even hoping for complex morality anymore in this e for everyone era, at least something less retarded than the usual kindergarten level
it sucks when
a game makes the decision to have
one good guy one bad guy
but then make the bad guys philosophy kinda making sense
also giving them cooler armor
Revelations was alright
ok that was decent yea
I wasn't interested in constinanople though
I wasn't invested in his love interest either
he would've been canceled in 2024
homie was like 60 and his waifu was like 20
last good assassins creed was origins
and even then it was the introduction of the RPG hellhole
i accepted the fact that any ubisoft game
made after 2015 or 2016
will maybe fun
but never good


obama's creed
Stupid car
oh that's why i have physical pain when i play watch dogs 2
Hello
flop rotation
ironically i liked watch dogs 2
i didnt like the story or cast
but the gampelayw as fun
the gameplay was a w
Also I enjoyed san fran alot more than i thought i would
being that i live in socal, i feel they got the "atmosphere" right
espiecally that nudist block

WHERE!!
watch dogs 2 is good
i do wish i can increaes the population density higher but it was during last generation so
dude watch dogs 2 is amazing
fuck u on about
Shame they dropped the ball super hard in Watch dogs 3
classic benzin L
there is watch dogs 3??
legion
we dont talk about watch dogs legion
i dunno if its because its the UK or they just scrapped all effort in making a story or cast of characters
legion isnt real
multiplayer was fun at least, personally
oh that thing
they could've just brought back aiden pierce as a main character again because they brought him back as dlc character in WD2
so i dunno, they just dropped it hard
i had a friend who worked the backend of that game
yeah he told me it wasn't pretty, and the CEO was like well i'm not sure he even knows what a videogame is
based on his recent comments about AAAA gameeeee
that's really sad bruh
I need to finish playing 2 actually, I stopped playing cause I got sick last year and just stopped suddenly
its fun if yo don't take it too seriously
I don't






