#🎪bruh-fart

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cunning lance
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hmm fuck is that then
looks like terraria font

open laurel
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Nota I don’t wanna leave

lunar brook
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@heavy peak release me you heathen

open laurel
lunar brook
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didn’t do nuthin

open laurel
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Stay with us

cunning lance
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fucking knew it was

lunar brook
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No, i don’t want to be friends with the voices

open laurel
lunar brook
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wrong

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always goon

pastel quartz
edgy abyss
lunar brook
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No

pastel quartz
edgy abyss
lunar brook
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Grim this not being a helper stuff is great, you should try

pastel quartz
cunning lance
lunar brook
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One of us

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One of us

pastel quartz
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poop me too!

fallow trellis
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you fucking weirdo

tidal trellis
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this place be on fire

pastel quartz
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madgetype im outta ere

ruby minnow
cunning lance
edgy abyss
pastel quartz
lunar brook
lunar brook
fallow trellis
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skibidi toilet is fire

pastel quartz
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real

ruby minnow
fallow trellis
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i should have celebrated my birthday

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i need a beef cake like that

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i mean cake

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just cake

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fuck you

open laurel
ruby minnow
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do you mean that as an insult or literally

lunar brook
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literally fuck you

final cedar
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were you?

lunar brook
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I stopped helping for a long time

final cedar
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🤘

lunar brook
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We pink now

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I mean, when these clowns stop memeing with shit roles

open laurel
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Noo

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We brown

final cedar
placid sail
final cedar
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All about having a good time

fallow trellis
ruby minnow
lunar brook
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@edgy abyss

final cedar
# placid sail

this could be an awesome spell. Enlarge chest, works on both genders

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stuns the target

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distracts their allies

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and if you cast it on a treasure box it gets larger as well kekl

placid sail
fading shuttle
final cedar
tidal trellis
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busy go do ur work

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or whatever it is ur doing

placid sail
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it's done, fuck off

tidal trellis
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lazy boy

placid sail
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my brain is now mush

fading shuttle
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when will you wild

placid sail
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probably never

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skyrim is fucking boring

ruby minnow
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my favorite activity in weekends

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sit at my pc

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and sing sea shanties

placid sail
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wildlander has cool mechanics and balance, but it's still the boring aah skyrim

placid sail
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yeah nah

lunar brook
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L take, as always

placid sail
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I saw alex burst his butthole on bulletsponge enemies there

pastel quartz
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alex is weak

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he must be killed

placid sail
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yes, but I don't want to fight bullet sponges

pastel quartz
lunar brook
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skill issue

ruby minnow
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skyrim

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and fallout 4

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are boring games

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they were fun at the first playthrough

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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but the second one is just not fun

placid sail
lunar brook
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Case closed

pastel quartz
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die

lunar brook
ruby minnow
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has bethesda made a good game

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since the year 2016

edgy abyss
pastel quartz
fading shuttle
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good? no, bethesda makes alright games

ruby minnow
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i agree

narrow lotus
fading shuttle
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bethesda doesnt make good games

ruby minnow
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alright

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or decent enough

edgy abyss
narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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i will never play a bethesda game

lunar brook
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refuse

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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without 350 mods

edgy abyss
lunar brook
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one of us

placid sail
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midthesda

ruby minnow
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right now i'm not even playing fallout 4 just taking screenshots

lunar brook
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True form restored

narrow lotus
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Kekthesda games were ok years ago but their gameplay loop aged poor af

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Innovation is not their strong suit

ruby minnow
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btw

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the new gen update on fallout 4

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is uselss

fading shuttle
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nah, fallout 4s gameplay loop is good

ruby minnow
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literally does nothing

ruby minnow
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the new items it adds can and works in the previous version

placid sail
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nuh uh, next gen update on fallout 4 has a purpose alright

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(break every mod)

low atlas
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i will enjoy bethesda games if they focus on the story better

narrow lotus
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of course it's useless, it's just a publicity stunt to keep their shit game relevant + profit after the Fallout show ofc

ruby minnow
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i fucked up at the downgrade

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so i got the ESPs of the new shit

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and do you know what i found out

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they all work just finely with the old version

low atlas
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morrowind and oblivion had better side stories than skyrim, but

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skyrim had a good-ish combat system for once

fading shuttle
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people when you tell them bethesda games arent shit (they cannot comprehend that a game can be alright)

low atlas
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i mean bethesda games were pretty alright till starfield

placid sail
fading shuttle
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Fallout 4 released and everyone just decided all Bethesda games were awful

fallow trellis
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they just need to rerelease skyrim

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maybe for the blackberry phone

lunar brook
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Don’t mix it up

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Common mistake

fading shuttle
fallow trellis
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did ppl actually play 76 after the tv series went live

ruby minnow
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a full release with game breaking bugs

fallow trellis
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is that an edgerunner moment

ruby minnow
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wasn't that acceptable

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as opposed to 2024

lunar brook
fallow trellis
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76 has a pr nightmare, ppl lost faith and were more temperamental on the suceeding releases

narrow lotus
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People started getting the taste of low effort from then

ruby minnow
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people liked fallout new vegas and 3 because of the story

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and the rpg elements

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you remove those

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bring in a new weapon system

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that is not for an rpg at all

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and you have a fallout 4 in hand

lunar brook
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its crazy how they their games aint shit without their simple ass rpg levelling system that can be coded by an amateur in a day

narrow lotus
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  • Fallout 4 ran like shit because the engine was reused for the 100th time
lunar brook
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All the modern ass graphics that demand 4080 gxs and without these simple lines of code that make levelling its worth nothing

narrow lotus
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Shit had the same Skyrim bugs , it crashed in Boston area even on good pcs

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Like cmon Bethesda at least try lul

ruby minnow
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there is like 15 guns in fallout 4

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maximum 30

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and their modifications

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there were 350+ guns in FNV

crimson flame
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plus people were hyping fallout 4 for YEARS

true sedge
crimson flame
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they thought fo4 was a myth, until bethesda announced it

true sedge
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I'd argue 3 is somehow worse than 4 because its world is designed so terribly

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i still have nightmares sometimes navigating the dc ruins

ruby minnow
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the good thing about fallout 4 is

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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the modding capability

deep topaz
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greetings braintards

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how goes thee

ruby minnow
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like look at all these porn mods you can get

crimson flame
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after a few years yea

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the release was horrible lol

true sedge
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i dont understand why people say mods fix bethesda games

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like at best u just get a worse version of another game

ruby minnow
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mods can fix things

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but not the writing

lunar brook
true sedge
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its just putting sprinkles on a turd

narrow lotus
deep topaz
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every bethesda game has an unofficial patch that addresses like thousands of bug fixes

true sedge
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i was more reffering to content mods

crimson flame
ruby minnow
crimson flame
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sometimes they do bug fixes too

ruby minnow
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there are mods

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that add

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way better content then

lunar brook
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not only they literally fix the bugs, you can also look at parts of game design that make no sense and literally replace with goodness - welcome to quality of life mods over content mods

ruby minnow
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bethesda ever added in the game

fading shuttle
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I made fun of how people say that Bethesda games are awful when they're just alright, and that started a convo on how Bethesda games are awful, only the most self aware people in here

narrow lotus
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Bruh what is this CD PRoject Red drama now

They give leave to women who are on periods now

crimson flame
narrow lotus
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kekl Meanwhile men have to whip get that cyberpunk fix out

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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i saw that game as dead end

narrow lotus
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thats why i didnt even play it

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for me the game died on release , the memes were very fun but yeah

crimson flame
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anime is pretty good

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memorable character design

fading shuttle
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Cdpr is currently working on a Witcher remake, a Witcher spinoff and a cyberpunk game

true sedge
narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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anime revived it kept it alive long enough for the 2.0

fading shuttle
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I have very little faith any of these will release in a good state

true sedge
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not a single bethesda quest has anything to say about society or whatever its just "look at this cool/funny thing" and it just ends

ruby minnow
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which there is a lot of good ones

crimson flame
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google up enderal

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
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America Rising series

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most recent one

narrow lotus
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Oxhorn or whatever his name was made videos about that

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Most indeed were just random encoutners / areas you stumbled on exploring, not a quest per se

fading shuttle
crimson flame
fading shuttle
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all my homies hate blackreach

crimson flame
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scared the shit outta me

deep topaz
narrow lotus
# fading shuttle

i loved dwemer idea and designs until the 3rd dungeon, then i was like, cmon , just bring in the Centurion so i can exit already

slender rock
lunar brook
crimson flame
narrow lotus
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it's easier for them to copy paste shit nowadays

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look at shitfield

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literally ctrl + v

true sedge
final cedar
# slender rock

Saw this last month and it tempted me to try a full vanilla play through... not working kekw

slender rock
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Endless dwemer 🥲

narrow lotus
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i'd say Skyrim at least was good because it was released back in 2012 or whatever

crimson flame
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yeah it was peak gaming lol

narrow lotus
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For that time, Skyrim was an incredible game from many standpoints

crimson flame
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not a lot can compete

narrow lotus
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But yeah, that was 12 years ago

ruby minnow
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holy shit 12 years

crimson flame
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closest competitor would be dragon age and divinity original sin

slender rock
true sedge
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only reason ppl say that is because it was the only rpg on consoles

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and you were a dumb 12 year old when u first played and u enjoyed it

narrow lotus
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When Witcher 3 releases a full open world with LOADING SCREENS THAT YOU CAN COUNT ON YOUR HAND , there is no excuse for Bethesda having a loading screen every area lmao

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Fuck them and fuck that

true sedge
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i will say that bethesda games are great for children

slender rock
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💀

narrow lotus
dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dinner

slender rock
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💀💀

narrow lotus
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I cant wait to have my kid VATS an innocent civilian and blowing his head up with a weapon of mass destruciton then canibalise it

slender rock
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What the fuck

crimson flame
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some even lead to main quests lol

slender rock
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I'm dinner now I guess

true sedge
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i could never get into witcher 3

crimson flame
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but why

true sedge
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very good world tho

narrow lotus
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witcher 3 literally has loading screens only when you change the main areas , tahts it

ruby minnow
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i bought the whole witcher series

narrow lotus
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and the maps are big

ruby minnow
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but never even installed it

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idk why

narrow lotus
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like even the fucking caves and shit are not behind loading screens

fading shuttle
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witcher 3s combat is god awful

ruby minnow
true sedge
crimson flame
narrow lotus
slender rock
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Spinnnnnn

narrow lotus
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or you die

crimson flame
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like you gotta choose who to fuck

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the brunette or the red hair

lunar brook
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the only correct choice is everyone

slender rock
crimson flame
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||or both||

ruby minnow
lunar brook
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who?

ruby minnow
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because the only right choice is yennefer

lunar brook
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helpewhos?

slender rock
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The pun

ruby minnow
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i know the pun

slender rock
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Lol

narrow lotus
crimson flame
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yennefer is for kids who wants fun and adventure

real men choose triss Chadge

(i chose yen)

narrow lotus
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  • Triss apparently in the books is not as in the game, she is not that innocent and naive looking
lunar brook
slender rock
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Yenn is goth gf material.

narrow lotus
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So she was not just a 1 time adventure

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Etc

lunar brook
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But what if i want to rail her a lot more

narrow lotus
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You can also fuck everyone and everything since there are no repercussions

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Unless you romance both women

slender rock
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Lol

slender rock
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Best outcome

crimson flame
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seriously just looking at the romance stuff, witcher 3 is great

narrow lotus
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Do you want me to handhold you

lunar brook
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No more helping people, we grief now at Gamma

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we troll

fading shuttle
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witcher 3 porn is simply not as high quality as overwatch

crimson flame
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the war between fsction thing i dont understand much but im sure they're important aswell

narrow lotus
lunar brook
ruby minnow
fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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in teh end it's the animators that give us that juicy animations that shit on many AAA titles that cant make a decent cutscene lol

slender rock
ruby minnow
slender rock
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It's not those are games persay

narrow lotus
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Overwatch Porn or the entire Mass Effect Andromeda cutscenes

slender rock
lunar brook
narrow lotus
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or if you want a later title that came to mind, AC Valhalla had some shit animations man

lunar brook
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millions of r34 authours would like to have a word with you

inland jackal
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good for you

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🤝

narrow lotus
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😉

slender rock
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One handed animation is a skill for sure 😃

lunar brook
narrow lotus
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if i could live by making overwatch porn i would

slender rock
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Making bank by animating spank

ruby minnow
slender rock
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😂

narrow lotus
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eh too much work me dummy

ruby minnow
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if i could draw

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i would draw furry porn

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those mfs get crazy money

narrow lotus
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yeah that is true we had Pippo here

slender rock
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We know

narrow lotus
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Pippo literally had offers to draw pregnant children or shit at one point

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Shock

fading shuttle
narrow lotus
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Even he was mega disgusted lol but he said the money offered was crazy

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
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He didnt do it iirc

ruby minnow
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THIS GUY GETS IT

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i was born from a half wolf half women

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i will fucking draw it aswell

slender rock
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@ruby minnow

fading shuttle
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only a true turkish nationalist draws furry porn

lunar brook
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@narrow lotus @edgy abyss

ruby minnow
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every furry porn artist in the internet

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is a turkish nationalist

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at heart

narrow lotus
lunar brook
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No, a user who knows me

slender rock
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this user

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Bingo card

lunar brook
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im not backpedalling, i did insult, just not a rando with no context

final cedar
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petty, but fun

slender rock
ruby minnow
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pentakill is such a good band

final cedar
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it builds character

ruby minnow
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riot games is cooking with this music

slender rock
lunar brook
slender rock
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Yes

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Just throw out random solutions out on hopes of them going away for a few hours

lunar brook
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nah if i want to get them away i just block

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Davidson

slender rock
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Not before

lunar brook
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dude i miss the days where i got actual hatemail in dms

slender rock
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Yeah

deep topaz
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would you like for me to start sending you hatemail

slender rock
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What happened man

low atlas
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we can bring those days back

lunar brook
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ironically, i used to get much more when i was actually helping 50 people a day

slender rock
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Lol

lunar brook
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than i do now that i do nothing but troll

slender rock
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Trolling became mainstream

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Man how times had changedkicks a rock

narrow lotus
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Guys , do you want to feel old

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Remember Bronies

slender rock
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They're still around just replaced by other degenerates

pastel quartz
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WHERE IS MY POO COLOR

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I DONT GAF ABOUT ERRONE ELSE

slender rock
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Well not replaced but shadowed by

slender rock
pastel quartz
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ok

slender rock
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Check your dingus for the brown

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Is it there?

pastel quartz
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no

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toiled paper

slender rock
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🙃

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Rip

slender rock
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Okay spice

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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despacito is 7 yrs old

naive bison
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still can't wrap my head around this Nurse quote

slender rock
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👀 what is that

fading shuttle
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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im fkn dying man

narrow lotus
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HAHAHAHHA MY MAN WHISTELING WHEN TALKING

grizzled meadow
# fading shuttle

@pastel quartz can you click on the reaction for me? Please and thank you

narrow lotus
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what a talent - be 100% annyoing

ruby minnow
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why does messages of falco show up as blocked

grizzled meadow
waxen rover
slender rock
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🗣️

fading shuttle
slender rock
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@fading shuttle Your mother

ruby minnow
fading shuttle
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i only know about 1 blocked message

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Ladyboy

slender rock
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Fuck

dreamy flaxBOT
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Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Thegame

slender rock
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@dreamy flax fuck you

lusty sonnet
narrow lotus
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Fuck name is this

slender rock
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Lost the game

narrow lotus
lusty sonnet
narrow lotus
slender rock
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💀

pastel quartz
slender rock
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A new challenger

pastel quartz
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stinky poo

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poopy

fading shuttle
quartz saffron
lusty sonnet
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don't feel like playing Italian Roulette today tbf

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Washburn

slender rock
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💀

narrow lotus
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@heavy peak

pastel quartz
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time to learn something

ruby minnow
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
placid sail
narrow lotus
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i had a guy piss in the sink at the pub once

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he got banned so bad , when the next owners took the bar , they kept his ban

placid sail
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ah, a surgeon

wraith osprey
stone blade
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@narrow lotus @naive bison @pastel quartz @pastel quartz @inland jackal @fresh rose

naive bison
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?

stone blade
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VASE

stone blade
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wallah lets hope not

narrow lotus
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VASE

pastel quartz
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I just stole it from your house

stone blade
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Salamu aleikum spice
warahmatulah wabarakatuh

final rose
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Vase?

stone blade
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whoever is confused about the video clearly doesn't understand the humour

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you will go to jannah

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you see spice

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Mariposa

pastel quartz
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VASE??

gleaming grove
stone blade
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many man will break up with their gf after like 4/5 years
and then will cry and say ooh I want to go back to her she treated me so well
well to jahannam and you will meet her inshalah
@pastel quartz

pastel quartz
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If it was gonna work out you wouldn't have broken up in the first place GrokChadGAMMA

stone blade
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alo strigoi

pastel quartz
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alo deez nuts arnoldhalt

dreamy flaxBOT
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ogustos., your new nickname is Nation

lunar brook
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Dude i no longer have acess to secret staff sex channel

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sadge

stone blade
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cry about it

ruby minnow
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cannot enter furry nsfw rp channel anymore

stone blade
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also no helper

lunar brook
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imagine thinking thats a bad thing

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clearly you have never set foot in a support channel

final rose
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Actually spared wow

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I thought you were there for eternity trying to explain to people why sending the text file with the crash report isnt the same as sending a ss of the txt file

waxen rover
pastel quartz
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wait it's not the same?

waxen rover
lunar brook
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The amount of people who don’t know how to extract from archive is actually shocking

waxen rover
narrow lotus
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you are insanely funny russian man

waxen rover
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thank you

final rose
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Mihfoker
What a golden name

grizzled meadow
visual stirrup
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Are you bypassing the automod?

fading shuttle
grizzled meadow
fading shuttle
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mods breaking rules once again

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smh, you shouldve been demoted

stone blade
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You know
sperm is a lot like the truth
not every woman can swallow it @grizzled meadow

grizzled meadow
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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You jus want proof to ban me

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press it urself nerd

grizzled meadow
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I can't react to his stuff

tidal trellis
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oh

final rose
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Wise tree

pastel quartz
final rose
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Why is there a physical copy of debian

visual stirrup
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So you can buy it at the store, numbnuts

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with your physical bitcoin

narrow lotus
final rose
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Any opinions or expectations from/on deadlock?

deep topaz
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mmm sugared berries

final rose
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True

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Idk tho valve could try something new

final cedar
fading shuttle
heavy peak
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@final cedar i need you for some experiment snigsmile

final cedar
heavy peak
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damn

final rose
placid sail
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any sort of berries are so expensive here

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I remember the childhood in a village with strawberries for days every summer and I weep

final cedar
fading shuttle
heavy peak
fading shuttle
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he has no berries

final cedar
heavy peak
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i won't unwarn tree, as i didn't ask him to do anything KEK

final cedar
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are helpers allowed in the feetpics channel?

ruby minnow
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teaching somebody who doesn't even know how to access a games files modding is so hard

pastel quartz
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why do you even get a warning in screenshots anyhows

heavy peak
pastel quartz
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yea but why do you want to implement that

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or did u jus use screenshots as a experiment ground

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for some sort of automod thing

eager igloo
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Oh the strawberry season is coming

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Even though they are now like 3 times more expensive than when I was a kid

eager igloo
deep topaz
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so angy

tidal trellis
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he's a tree

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it takes a bit

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for him to realize

pastel quartz
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the cat is a cute goober

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jus like me

grizzled meadow
eager igloo
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Idk if ur cute

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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But ur a goober proper

dreamy flaxBOT
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🖼 Avatar to unwiseandmysticaltree

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

pastel quartz
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is this not the cutest lil guy

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cute lil hat

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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and medicine

placid sail
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hmm

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what weird ass minecroft pack should I play

pastel quartz
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you should try minecolonies

placid sail
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nope

pastel quartz
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life in the village 3 is good

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or fear nightfall

placid sail
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fear nightfall already tried, actually

ruby minnow
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they made a whole new game

placid sail
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even played couple days with mystic spider

pastel quartz
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dawncraft i think

grizzled meadow
placid sail
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dawncraft I think I played

pastel quartz
placid sail
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don't even remember a thing about it, but the name is familiar

placid sail
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amusing, but ultimately extremely common and therefore insignificant

pastel quartz
placid sail
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god forbid

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(and I played it)

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(why, busy, why)

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also apparently there's a new dog in town of making an arpg in minecraft

pastel quartz
#

farming valley?

placid sail
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I'm not khaytil

pastel quartz
#

medevil MC

eager igloo
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Long lost name

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I have gaming crisis

grizzled meadow
ruby minnow
pastel quartz
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crises

eager igloo
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Im no longer hot big tiddy emo goth muscle mommy gamer gf

grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
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imagine

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could NOT be me clueless

placid sail
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since I remember most of those names

eager igloo
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Send him back to 2016

pastel quartz
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play another game then

placid sail
#

liar liar pants on fire

placid sail
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but

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I kinda wanna play minecraft do

eager igloo
pastel quartz
eager igloo
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Its not me though KekSkew

pastel quartz
#

crazycraft?

heavy peak
placid sail
placid sail
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wanted to erase tree man didn't you KekSkew

pastel quartz
placid sail
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I mean

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alex IS romanian

eager igloo
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He keeps coming back

placid sail
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and there is some shady bulgaro-romanian lobbying going on in gamma

eager igloo
#

Isnt he bulgarian

placid sail
#

so maybe alex is unbannable indeed

pastel quartz
placid sail
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or romanian

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idc

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same shit honestly

pastel quartz
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if he goes another will fill his place

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i know it

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people in brainfart come and go

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and are replaced

eager igloo
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The retardation stays

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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this keeps the ecosystem relatively fresh

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exept when im here

inland jackal
narrow lotus
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tho i gotta be careful , if i eat too many i will get diabetes

pastel quartz
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strawberries?

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i dont remember them doing that

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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supply and demand

narrow lotus
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Since cherries are much easier to grow in this climate

eager igloo
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Oh CHERRIES

placid sail
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supply and demand

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and lots of other shit

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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I forgot abt them

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What can I make with cherries

eager igloo
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EXCEPT KOMPOT

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NO KOMPOT

placid sail
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do kompot

pastel quartz
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cherry bites

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You make a jam and put them in a sweet pastry

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with a mix of nuts i think

eager igloo
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I dont really know any sensible thing except kompot, jam and maybe a pie

pastel quartz
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then form them into lil bite sized things

placid sail
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cherry tarts

eager igloo
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Yea I meant tart

placid sail
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also eat them fresh, it's a fucking season, why would you even need to make anything out of them

eager igloo
#

Fair

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Just gobble them

pastel quartz
eager igloo
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As god intended

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Seeds, stems, everything

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Eat a branch too

pastel quartz
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you can also make bbq sause with cherries

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it tastes good on ribs

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trust me i know

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go for beef or wild pig if you can

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i put the new forgies on the jeep

placid sail
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make a smoothie with cherries

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and something else

eager igloo
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Also, important question

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Bcs we kinda have two types of cherries, they are called the same name in english

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But in polish we have czereśnie and wiśnie

placid sail
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same

eager igloo
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First are sweeter

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Second are sour

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Whats it called in russian

prisma quiver
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So, we're in the darkest dungeon

eager igloo
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Same with pickles honestly

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Its just called pickles in english

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Doesn't matter if they are actually pickled or fermented

ruby minnow
prisma quiver
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Why werent you home

ruby minnow
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can't pay rent

placid sail
#

like I said, same

ruby minnow
prisma quiver
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
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i will now teach you a funny insult using the cherries in Romanian

prisma quiver
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Idek why I still go explore abandoned buildings

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Its so risky

eager igloo
narrow lotus
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Visine sounds very similar to "Vi si ne" ( You come)

So people would say Visine sugi pula ( You come and suck our dick ) or smth similar @stone blade

ruby minnow
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the worst that will happen is

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you find a cult

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and they kill you

eager igloo
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Which do you prefer

ruby minnow
#

pretty fun stuff

narrow lotus
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there you go bulgar man, i gave you knowledge

ruby minnow
low atlas
narrow lotus
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bulgarians wont have any ideea , a romanian will stab you

prisma quiver
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I'm not worried about crackies

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More so about roofs and floors

placid sail
# eager igloo Which do you prefer

I'll be honest with you chief, nowadays, I encounter either so rarely, that I fail to feel any difference, I just go "fuck yeah cherries"

low atlas
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mm, depends on where you are

placid sail
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but I would say probably chereshnya

low atlas
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i went to a burnt down spot once and thats the only time i was concerned

placid sail
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I'm a horrible sweet tooth

prisma quiver
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No it's very risky here

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Rural germany

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Lots of abandoned buildings got wooden floorboards

ruby minnow
#

whenever i go into a abondened house where i live

eager igloo
ruby minnow
#

i'm actually scared from the paranoid or a animal

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because no crackhead is living

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in the middle of the woods

prisma quiver
#

Eh

low atlas
#

i been heading to abandoned historical places, they always have signs of life

ruby minnow
#

at least not the ones where i live

final rose
prisma quiver
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I found a book whos owner signed it 1864

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Crazy shit

low atlas
#

went to this imperial japan HQ and i couldnt find shit in it

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because it burnt down, twice

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still saw the swastikas though

ruby minnow
#

there is roman

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and byzantinian graves where i live

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people say they're filled with treasure

placid sail
#

stickman blood

low atlas
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i would never touch anything related to the dead, not even gonna go close

ruby minnow
#

but its illegal to dig them of course

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people are scared of either the paranormal

#

or the government

prisma quiver
#

People who loot stuff are the problem with urbex

#

I never vandalize or loot anything

low atlas
#

that and ppl who fuckin ruin places

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i wanna go to this spot but im scared as shit to go and everyone with me is a pussy

ruby minnow
#

these graves that house treasure

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are cursed

low atlas
#

and im made of bone so im certain i cant fight for myself if something happens 15 mins into the woods

ruby minnow
#

and if you loot them

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you will go mad

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or die

prisma quiver
#

My friend found a knife which he just

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Carried incase there was a homeless person who wanted to do harm to us

low atlas
#

yeah i dont think i trust myself to defend with a knife

prisma quiver
#

More so as a way of making the attacker rethink it

low atlas
#

besides, language barrier is even scarier

#

i dont speak the local language

ruby minnow
#

bro fuck a knife

low atlas
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so if i meet a sick fuck i cant tell him shit

ruby minnow
#

i don't go to a abondened place without a pistol

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or a shotgun

narrow lotus
#

idk what you turks are into but

ruby minnow
placid sail
#

"bro there must be a treasure in this grave! or perhaps... it is haunted!"

"here lies Bamir Dudur, sheep shepherd, he farted a lot"

prisma quiver
#

The only time I was REALLY scared of an addict being in a place

fluid coyote
prisma quiver
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Was when we went back to a spot and the door was open

ruby minnow
#

kings

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lords

prisma quiver
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So we picked up broken pool cues and metal bars from the house and just kinda walked around clearing it first

placid sail
prisma quiver
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VERY old tractor I found at the place I went to today

ruby minnow
#

Anatolia was once Roman territory after all busy

placid sail
#

and you're telling me, all that time, not a single one of your greedy sneaky kind hasn't plundered those graves thrice over and quietly buried them back

ruby minnow
#

Islam says no

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and like i said

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the saying is they're cursed

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and if you open them you will be haunted for the rest of your life until you die

placid sail
#

islam says not to drink alcohol either, what's your point

ruby minnow
#

but most

placid sail
prisma quiver
#

Laying some ways of finding out if someone has entered the spot before is a good idea btw

ruby minnow
#

some people work with imams

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to get protection i guess

prisma quiver
ruby minnow
#

those kinds of prayers

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and rituals

placid sail
#

here's the deal

#

let's make it simple and pragmatic

#

the treasure you want is gold or some shit like that, isn't it?

ruby minnow
#

yup

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gold

placid sail
#

borrow a metal detector somewhere

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sweep over a graveyard or two

#

no point in upsetting the dead if there's even no gold inside, right?

ruby minnow
#

well there is prayers for that too

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or rituals

#

weird one i heard was

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they get a chicken

prisma quiver
#

Whats the point bruh

ruby minnow
#

read some prayers

#

and the chicken goes where the treasure is

placid sail
#

AH YES. A PRAYER OF ANTI-METAL DETECTOR WARDING.

prisma quiver
#

This argument is just fucking stupid bro

placid sail
#

damn imams. they thought it all through.

#

oh wait

prisma quiver
#

Do yall take backpacks w u when going out to urbex

placid sail
#

YOU want to use some chicken instead of a metal detector?

#

goddamit syno, it's 2024

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
#

Cock ?

ruby minnow
#

i know people who did

#

they are fucked now

#

something gone bad some way

#

car crashes while going to where they're going to dig up the thing

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loss of people

prisma quiver
#

Yall both fucking stupid bro

placid sail
#

I heard of a guy who robbed a grave... and on the next day...

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HE WOKE UP TURKISH

#

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

ruby minnow
#

i kinda love these stories

#

i collect them

#

and then tell people on the internet

#

and swear on allah to never make a movie out of them

#

because the movies about this fucking suck

#

how did the conversation even end up here

#

we were talking about protection while going inside abondened buildings

low atlas
#

just medical stuff incase things get bad

prisma quiver
#

I don't take backpakcs

#

Too much risk

#

I mean it's probably a very light risk but

low atlas
#

risk of what?

prisma quiver
#

I know sum1 who almost got charged with theft just cause he had HIS own things in the backpack

ruby minnow
#

where you live

#

its still urbanized right?

narrow lotus
#

opa penelopa

ruby minnow
#

there are roads that lead to these houses

#

that kind of thing

narrow lotus
#

My friend almost got arrested for jumping his own fence at 3AM while fucking drunk

low atlas
narrow lotus
#

Luckily he told the cops he lives there right after calling them retarded and pissants

lone cedar
narrow lotus
inland jackal
#

its the funny glasses guy

ruby minnow
#

getting into trouble with police for me is hard to do

prisma quiver
low atlas
#

i mean if i get arrested im getting straight deported

prisma quiver
#

Plus it makes me be able to squeeze trough tight spaces easier

#

I'm not

inland jackal
#

caught in 4k

low atlas
#

i usually carry a different shirt i can swap out incase i need to get away too

#

already did it once

ruby minnow
#

like i said i don't go out to a abondened place without a shotgun

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or a pistol

#

i'm not scared of a person

#

but a animal

low atlas
#

you go rural?

ruby minnow
#

i live in a really small town

#

that is like %10 stores houses

#

the rest is woods

prisma quiver
#

I go rural but theres not really any animals i'm worried off

ruby minnow
#

and mountains

prisma quiver
#

Lol nah i'm kidding

sage otter
#

Choose my new slave chat

prisma quiver
#

I know my streak of luck will run out one day

low atlas
#

i mean if someone calls the police on you and gives a description, idunno

ruby minnow
#

if i get caught by somebody

prisma quiver
#

I go rural

ruby minnow
#

its either a friend

prisma quiver
#

Middle of woods or somewhere else

ruby minnow
#

or family

low atlas
#

yeh, my explorations were in the middle of the cities

placid sail
#

@pastel quartz speaking of making arpg out of minecraft for some damned reason

eager igloo
low atlas
#

there was one rural i wanted to go to but its kinda scary being so far away from civilization, even if they are a risk too

#

no one can hear me scream if anything happens

prisma quiver
#

I'm not worried about a person or getting attacked by an animal

ruby minnow
#

i've never encountered anything dangerous

#

thank god but

prisma quiver
#

All I worry about is collapsing roofs or floors

ruby minnow
#

i've heard scary noises in the dark

low atlas
#

same applies really

placid sail
eager igloo
#

Oh my madi has himself on pfp now

placid sail
#

get some friends you lonesome bitch

low atlas
placid sail
#

get some brave/stupid friends

prisma quiver
placid sail
#

start feeding local hobos

prisma quiver
placid sail
#

earn their trust and loyalty

#

create a warband of hobos and venture into any ruined building you want

ruby minnow
#

either 2 3 or alone

prisma quiver
#

Alone is dangerous

prisma quiver
#

2 is fun

placid sail
#

you people just can't enjoy life in any way can you

ruby minnow
#

because when you're alone

#

you start hearing the whisperings

prisma quiver
#

I am not schizophrenic so

#

Can't relate