#🎪bruh-fart
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Nota I don’t wanna leave
Stay here
didn’t do nuthin
Stay with us
it's not terraria
fucking knew it was
we are friend
actually accurate
No
yes
Grim this not being a helper stuff is great, you should try


you fucking weirdo
Josta face reveal
this place be on fire
im outta ere
yakuza npc posting
Since #╟🔰☢newbies-chat turned offtopica i come here to chill
💩
i love you
Im quickly ascending the ranks, its normal user - unfit to help - brainfart exiled - brainfart reject - muted - moderator
welcome
welcome to the toilet
skibidi toilet is fire
real
i should have celebrated my birthday
i need a beef cake like that
i mean cake
just cake
fuck you
do you mean that as an insult or literally
literally fuck you
I stopped helping for a long time
🤘

All about having a good time

why post this
this could be an awesome spell. Enlarge chest, works on both genders
stuns the target
distracts their allies
and if you cast it on a treasure box it gets larger as well 
if you time the spell right, you parry a melee attack/deflect an arrow
this your new skyrim character?

it's done, fuck off
lazy boy
my brain is now mush
when will you wild
wildlander has cool mechanics and balance, but it's still the boring aah skyrim
librum
yeah nah
L take, as always
I saw alex burst his butthole on bulletsponge enemies there
yes, but I don't want to fight bullet sponges
skill issue
observe this magnificent game design and despair
but the second one is just not fun
wowie this is so fun't
As you can see theres clearly no issue and busy is wrong
Case closed
Gib back pink you heathen

good? no, bethesda makes alright games
i agree
Why are you making everyone clown
bethesda doesnt make good games
one of them asked and kole cuz... It's Kole
well i ask you to stop
i will never play a bethesda game
refuse

without 350 mods

one of us
midthesda
right now i'm not even playing fallout 4 just taking screenshots
True form restored
Kekthesda games were ok years ago but their gameplay loop aged poor af
Innovation is not their strong suit
nah, fallout 4s gameplay loop is good
literally does nothing
the new items it adds can and works in the previous version
i will enjoy bethesda games if they focus on the story better
of course it's useless, it's just a publicity stunt to keep their shit game relevant + profit after the Fallout show ofc
i fucked up at the downgrade
so i got the ESPs of the new shit
and do you know what i found out
they all work just finely with the old version
morrowind and oblivion had better side stories than skyrim, but
skyrim had a good-ish combat system for once
people when you tell them bethesda games arent shit (they cannot comprehend that a game can be alright)
i mean bethesda games were pretty alright till starfield
Fallout 4 released and everyone just decided all Bethesda games were awful
No, Fallout 76 scammed every buyer and then everyone decided all Bethesda games were awful
Don’t mix it up
Common mistake
Nah, this talk has existed before 76
did ppl actually play 76 after the tv series went live
because in the year 2014
a full release with game breaking bugs
is that an edgerunner moment
Yeah but before 76 i haven’t seen anyone actually agree to these mad ramblings
76 has a pr nightmare, ppl lost faith and were more temperamental on the suceeding releases
nah tbf people started picking it up after Fallout 4 dialogue system and RPG elements were shit
People started getting the taste of low effort from then
people liked fallout new vegas and 3 because of the story
and the rpg elements
you remove those
bring in a new weapon system
that is not for an rpg at all
and you have a fallout 4 in hand
its crazy how they their games aint shit without their simple ass rpg levelling system that can be coded by an amateur in a day
- Fallout 4 ran like shit because the engine was reused for the 100th time
All the modern ass graphics that demand 4080 gxs and without these simple lines of code that make levelling its worth nothing
Shit had the same Skyrim bugs , it crashed in Boston area even on good pcs
Like cmon Bethesda at least try lul
there is like 15 guns in fallout 4
maximum 30
and their modifications
there were 350+ guns in FNV
plus people were hyping fallout 4 for YEARS
3 has a terrible story, only reason its remembered fondly is because it woudlve been one of the first rpg's console people played
they thought fo4 was a myth, until bethesda announced it
I'd argue 3 is somehow worse than 4 because its world is designed so terribly
i still have nightmares sometimes navigating the dc ruins
the good thing about fallout 4 is
Yeah thats true tbf, 3 was not anything special by RPG standards , nor gameplay or graphics , but it was a very accesible game on most pcs incl consoels
the modding capability
like look at all these porn mods you can get
i dont understand why people say mods fix bethesda games
like at best u just get a worse version of another game
because they do
its just putting sprinkles on a turd
well some do , but most improve the experience so the goods offsets teh bads basically
every bethesda game has an unofficial patch that addresses like thousands of bug fixes
i was more reffering to content mods
i agree lol. putting mods turns it from unbearable to slightly enjoyable
what are you talking about?
sometimes they do bug fixes too
not only they literally fix the bugs, you can also look at parts of game design that make no sense and literally replace with goodness - welcome to quality of life mods over content mods
bethesda ever added in the game
I made fun of how people say that Bethesda games are awful when they're just alright, and that started a convo on how Bethesda games are awful, only the most self aware people in here
Bruh what is this CD PRoject Red drama now
They give leave to women who are on periods now
i remember trying the remove modification cap/restraints mod and i can put scopes onto knives. basically played the game for the whole day lmao
Meanwhile men have to
get that cyberpunk fix out
Meanwhile men have to figure out how they're gonna develop 3 games at the same time, while they barely made cyberpunk when they focused on it
im still baffled cyberpunk survived enough to get decently fixed
i saw that game as dead end
anime revived it
thats why i didnt even play it
for me the game died on release , the memes were very fun but yeah
Cdpr is currently working on a Witcher remake, a Witcher spinoff and a cyberpunk game
why would you even care if theres a parry mechanic in skyrim if theres literally nothing interesting to do in this rpg
time to draw straws to see which one will be the shittiest
anime revived it kept it alive long enough for the 2.0
I have very little faith any of these will release in a good state
not a single bethesda quest has anything to say about society or whatever its just "look at this cool/funny thing" and it just ends
i'm talking about mods that add actual content like quests and such
which there is a lot of good ones
google up enderal
actually , there are plenty of areas that do that , but most are not quests , they are hidden lore in terminals and visual storytelling
Oxhorn or whatever his name was made videos about that
Most indeed were just random encoutners / areas you stumbled on exploring, not a quest per se
then u meet the deformed elf freaks
all my homies hate blackreach
scared the shit outta me
they aren't awful but they launch terribly and usually don't have much depth
i loved dwemer idea and designs until the 3rd dungeon, then i was like, cmon , just bring in the Centurion so i can exit already
And that feedback never reached bethesda cause people gotta praise, love train and all that.
And now the latest Bethesda title procedurally generates content in same areas - neverending dwemer ruins
the lit up cave is stunning tho. i bet the siofra river/nokron underground took inspiration from that
it definetely reached bethesda but making it different means devoting resources and changing their lazy way of doing it so nah
it's easier for them to copy paste shit nowadays
look at shitfield
literally ctrl + v
so no choices or interesting questions, just some skeletons that havent been cleaned in 200 years and some office drama that was supplementary content in nv
Saw this last month and it tempted me to try a full vanilla play through... not working 
Endless dwemer 🥲
i mean fallout 4 definetely was weak in that department i cant deny that
i'd say Skyrim at least was good because it was released back in 2012 or whatever
yeah it was peak gaming lol
For that time, Skyrim was an incredible game from many standpoints
not a lot can compete
But yeah, that was 12 years ago
holy shit 12 years
closest competitor would be dragon age and divinity original sin
Nord space program is still in the works
only reason ppl say that is because it was the only rpg on consoles
and you were a dumb 12 year old when u first played and u enjoyed it
When Witcher 3 releases a full open world with LOADING SCREENS THAT YOU CAN COUNT ON YOUR HAND , there is no excuse for Bethesda having a loading screen every area lmao
Fuck them and fuck that
i will say that bethesda games are great for children
💀

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dinner
💀💀
I cant wait to have my kid VATS an innocent civilian and blowing his head up with a weapon of mass destruciton then canibalise it
What the fuck
tru holy shit witcher 3 side quests is probably the best shit ever
some even lead to main quests lol
I'm dinner now I guess
i could never get into witcher 3
but why
very good world tho
witcher 3 literally has loading screens only when you change the main areas , tahts it
i bought the whole witcher series
and the maps are big
like even the fucking caves and shit are not behind loading screens
witcher 3s combat is god awful
bethesda fans can not comprehend this
i think if theres no solid combat or choices being made in an rpg i sorta lose interest
spin to win is pretty funny tho
yeah it is very simplistic , and at death march is even worse becaue you only have light attack / dodge then repeat
Spinnnnnn
or you die
bruh witcher 3 has ample important choices idk why u say that
like you gotta choose who to fuck
the brunette or the red hair
the only correct choice is everyone
Hard choices
||or both||
they're not hard at all
who?
because the only right choice is yennefer
helpewhos?
i know the pun
Lol
that is true from a lore standpoint , Yennefer was always Geralt's true love and destiny literally
yennefer is for kids who wants fun and adventure
real men choose triss 
(i chose yen)
i just liked the milf
- Triss apparently in the books is not as in the game, she is not that innocent and naive looking
But what if i want to rail the redhead
Yenn is goth gf material.
Well from a lore standpoint, you rail it a lot during the amnesia arc or shit
- luckily for you , Witcher 3 let you have this option and even expanded on it
So she was not just a 1 time adventure
Etc
But what if i want to rail her a lot more
You can also fuck everyone and everything since there are no repercussions
Unless you romance both women
Lol
Best outcome
seriously just looking at the romance stuff, witcher 3 is great
Then you pick a Skyrim Witcher NPC mode and a Sex mod and get to work Kole
Do you want me to handhold you
witcher 3 porn is simply not as high quality as overwatch
Ill get right on that
the war between fsction thing i dont understand much but im sure they're important aswell
actually , all are Blender or SFM so
No i want you to hold something else
well but not all animators are the same
overwatch still has better porn
in teh end it's the animators that give us that juicy animations that shit on many AAA titles that cant make a decent cutscene lol
OW is animated via SFM or blender, Maya and other actual animation projects.
nobody wants to animate sex scenes
It's not those are games persay
Overwatch Porn or the entire Mass Effect Andromeda cutscenes
😂
false information
or if you want a later title that came to mind, AC Valhalla had some shit animations man
millions of r34 authours would like to have a word with you
oh trust me , not only they want to , but most are getting big patreon money and comissions rn
😉
One handed animation is a skill for sure 😃
i am now gaming
Making bank by animating spank
if i draw
😂
eh too much work me dummy
yeah that is true we had Pippo here
Pippo literally had offers to draw pregnant children or shit at one point
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Shock
CEDDIN DEDEN, NESLIN BABAN
Even he was mega disgusted lol but he said the money offered was crazy
REALLLL
He didnt do it iirc
THIS GUY GETS IT
i was born from a half wolf half women
i will fucking draw it aswell
@ruby minnow
only a true turkish nationalist draws furry porn
@narrow lotus @edgy abyss
So did you just insult a random user ?
No, a user who knows me
im not backpedalling, i did insult, just not a rando with no context
They'll figure it out... If not the if they die they die
pentakill is such a good band
it builds character
riot games is cooking with this music
Yeah, puts a single hair on their chest too
its not like i actually know the answer
Yes
Just throw out random solutions out on hopes of them going away for a few hours
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Davidson
That's after they go on a user rant
Not before
dude i miss the days where i got actual hatemail in dms
Yeah
would you like for me to start sending you hatemail
What happened man
we can bring those days back
ironically, i used to get much more when i was actually helping 50 people a day
Lol
than i do now that i do nothing but troll
They're still around just replaced by other degenerates
Well not replaced but shadowed by
Penis
ok
Okay spice
A super fast overview of the basics of understanding the Watergate scandal. Grow your brain with a longer video here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MwsORIyko0
despacito is 7 yrs old
still can't wrap my head around this Nurse quote
👀 what is that
@grizzled meadow
HAHAHAHHA MY MAN WHISTELING WHEN TALKING
@pastel quartz can you click on the reaction for me? Please and thank you
what a talent - be 100% annyoing
why does messages of falco show up as blocked
I'll kill you
🗣️
who?
the italian man that likes gabagool
i only know about 1 blocked message
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Ladyboy
Fuck
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Thegame
@dreamy flax fuck you
are we bullying falco again?
Fuck name is this
Lost the game
careful or muted
at least give it a funny mute message if you do
💀
falco poopy
A new challenger
great fun, you should try it
Back when twitter was good
don't feel like playing Italian Roulette today tbf
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Washburn
💀
time to learn something
king
I love u
thanks
you gotta read a whole ass book now to respond to that freaky cat there on ur monitor
this is how I imagine Romanian club
hmmm it is entirely possible
i had a guy piss in the sink at the pub once
he got banned so bad , when the next owners took the bar , they kept his ban
ah, a surgeon
Gg
That was me
@narrow lotus @naive bison @pastel quartz @pastel quartz @inland jackal @fresh rose
?
VASE
VASE
pure romanian lore
wallah lets hope not
VASE
I just stole it from your house
Salamu aleikum spice
warahmatulah wabarakatuh
Vase?
whoever is confused about the video clearly doesn't understand the humour
you will go to jannah
you see spice
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Mariposa
VASE??
many man will break up with their gf after like 4/5 years
and then will cry and say ooh I want to go back to her she treated me so well
well to jahannam and you will meet her inshalah
@pastel quartz

If it was gonna work out you wouldn't have broken up in the first place 
alo strigoi
alo deez nuts 
ogustos., your new nickname is Nation
cry about it
cannot enter furry nsfw rp channel anymore
imagine thinking thats a bad thing
clearly you have never set foot in a support channel
Actually spared wow
I thought you were there for eternity trying to explain to people why sending the text file with the crash report isnt the same as sending a ss of the txt file
wait it's not the same?
To be fair the only part of that you got wrong is the “eternity”, everything else sounds about right
The amount of people who don’t know how to extract from archive is actually shocking
you are insanely funny russian man
thank you
Mihfoker
What a golden name
Inchallah he will not help anymore
Are you bypassing the automod?
Inshallah I will bypass the block
Inchallah
ishallah please let me bypass this curse
You know
sperm is a lot like the truth
not every woman can swallow it @grizzled meadow
Click on the gigachad react for me, please and thank you
Real
Banned
I can't react to his stuff
oh
Wise tree
Why is there a physical copy of debian
Linux pipeline
Any opinions or expectations from/on deadlock?
mmm sugared berries
wow, multiplayer hero shooter
strabbry with sugar?
i couldnt care what innovation they add, they chose the most overused game type
@final cedar i need you for some experiment 
Well yeah i can see that
Thanks for the input
Hopefully it doesn't suck that much
what we on
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oh you slut
any sort of berries are so expensive here
I remember the childhood in a village with strawberries for days every summer and I weep
Did I help?

yes, thank you
he has no berries
make me a helper then 
i won't unwarn tree, as i didn't ask him to do anything 
teaching somebody who doesn't even know how to access a games files modding is so hard
why do you even get a warning in screenshots anyhows
there was a reason why i asked only one guy to test out something

yea but why do you want to implement that
or did u jus use screenshots as a experiment ground
for some sort of automod thing
Oh the strawberry season is coming
Even though they are now like 3 times more expensive than when I was a kid
This arrow points at your name dum dum
so angy
I know
the cat is a cute goober
jus like me
You know already why
Idk if ur cute
nope
But ur a goober proper
What Alex said
and medicine
you should try minecolonies
nope
fear nightfall already tried, actually
mfs didn't want to update tf2 so bad
they made a whole new game
even played couple days with mystic spider
there was that rpg one to
dawncraft i think
He blocked me
dawncraft I think I played
being blocked by alex is a literal blessing
don't even remember a thing about it, but the name is familiar
being blocked by alex is like getting kekw'd by falco
amusing, but ultimately extremely common and therefore insignificant
craft to exile is preddy gud
god forbid
(and I played it)
(why, busy, why)
also apparently there's a new dog in town of making an arpg in minecraft
farming valley?
I'm not khaytil
medevil MC
The only thing I can't do is react to funny stuff, literally the only useful thing Discord has
thank god
crises
Im no longer hot big tiddy emo goth muscle mommy gamer gf
Don't compare my letting you know you posted good stuff with Alex
cant react to funny
imagine
could NOT be me 
seems like I really should be sent into minecraft rehab
since I remember most of those names
Send him back to 2016
bussy whyy
play another game then
you can't be muscle and big tiddy
liar liar pants on fire
Yes you can
then
Its not me though 
crazycraft?
Damn
Good reason as any to ban him now
skynet is agitated from being cockblocked previously today
wanted to erase tree man didn't you 
I dont think alex can be physically banned
He keeps coming back
and there is some shady bulgaro-romanian lobbying going on in gamma
Isnt he bulgarian
so maybe alex is unbannable indeed
I dunno
if he goes another will fill his place
i know it
people in brainfart come and go
and are replaced
The retardation stays
they still are here but my parents are generous gods luckily

tho i gotta be careful , if i eat too many i will get diabetes
IRONICALLY, i think cherries right now are more expensive than strawberries and i have no clue why
supply and demand
Since cherries are much easier to grow in this climate
Oh CHERRIES
supply and demand
diabetuus
do kompot
cherry bites
You make a jam and put them in a sweet pastry
with a mix of nuts i think
I dont really know any sensible thing except kompot, jam and maybe a pie
then form them into lil bite sized things
cherry tarts
Yea I meant tart
also eat them fresh, it's a fucking season, why would you even need to make anything out of them
Black Forest Panettone Pudding
you can also make bbq sause with cherries
it tastes good on ribs
trust me i know
go for beef or wild pig if you can
i put the new forgies on the jeep
Also, important question
Bcs we kinda have two types of cherries, they are called the same name in english
But in polish we have czereśnie and wiśnie
same
So, we're in the darkest dungeon
Same with pickles honestly
Its just called pickles in english
Doesn't matter if they are actually pickled or fermented
this is where i post from
Why werent you home
can't pay rent
Visine is in romanian as well
i will now teach you a funny insult using the cherries in Romanian
Wow
Visine sounds very similar to "Vi si ne" ( You come)
So people would say Visine sugi pula ( You come and suck our dick ) or smth similar @stone blade
Which do you prefer
pretty fun stuff
there you go bulgar man, i gave you knowledge
ok i will scream this to the next bulgarian or romanian person i see
its fun as hell, do you go alone?
bulgarians wont have any ideea , a romanian will stab you
No
I'm not worried about crackies
More so about roofs and floors
I'll be honest with you chief, nowadays, I encounter either so rarely, that I fail to feel any difference, I just go "fuck yeah cherries"
mm, depends on where you are
but I would say probably chereshnya
i went to a burnt down spot once and thats the only time i was concerned
I'm a horrible sweet tooth
No it's very risky here
Rural germany
Lots of abandoned buildings got wooden floorboards
whenever i go into a abondened house where i live
On your way to that perfect falco shape
i'm actually scared from the paranoid or a animal
because no crackhead is living
in the middle of the woods
Eh
i been heading to abandoned historical places, they always have signs of life
at least not the ones where i live
lmao so true
went to this imperial japan HQ and i couldnt find shit in it
because it burnt down, twice
still saw the swastikas though
there is roman
and byzantinian graves where i live
people say they're filled with treasure
I literally can't, my metabolic maximum of getting fat is growing my cake a little and getting a bit of a belly
stickman blood
i would never touch anything related to the dead, not even gonna go close
but its illegal to dig them of course
people are scared of either the paranormal
or the government
People who loot stuff are the problem with urbex
I never vandalize or loot anything
that and ppl who fuckin ruin places
i wanna go to this spot but im scared as shit to go and everyone with me is a pussy
what i mean by paranormal is
these graves that house treasure
are cursed
and im made of bone so im certain i cant fight for myself if something happens 15 mins into the woods
My friend found a knife which he just
Carried incase there was a homeless person who wanted to do harm to us
yeah i dont think i trust myself to defend with a knife
More so as a way of making the attacker rethink it
bro fuck a knife
so if i meet a sick fuck i cant tell him shit
taht would be painful on many levels Syno
idk what you turks are into but
learned it from romanians
"bro there must be a treasure in this grave! or perhaps... it is haunted!"
"here lies Bamir Dudur, sheep shepherd, he farted a lot"
The only time I was REALLY scared of an addict being in a place
no thats the british
Was when we went back to a spot and the door was open
these graves are most of the time graves of imams pastors
kings
lords
So we picked up broken pool cues and metal bars from the house and just kinda walked around clearing it first
we're talking about Turkey right now, right?
yes
VERY old tractor I found at the place I went to today
Anatolia was once Roman territory after all busy
and you're telling me, all that time, not a single one of your greedy sneaky kind hasn't plundered those graves thrice over and quietly buried them back
that's the thing
Islam says no
and like i said
the saying is they're cursed
and if you open them you will be haunted for the rest of your life until you die
islam says not to drink alcohol either, what's your point
well my point is most people don't try to do these things
but most

Laying some ways of finding out if someone has entered the spot before is a good idea btw
If you are planning on going back
here's the deal
let's make it simple and pragmatic
the treasure you want is gold or some shit like that, isn't it?
borrow a metal detector somewhere
sweep over a graveyard or two
no point in upsetting the dead if there's even no gold inside, right?
well there is prayers for that too
or rituals
weird one i heard was
they get a chicken
Whats the point bruh
AH YES. A PRAYER OF ANTI-METAL DETECTOR WARDING.
This argument is just fucking stupid bro
Do yall take backpacks w u when going out to urbex
no i'm not into searching for teasure
Cock ?
i know people who did
they are fucked now
something gone bad some way
car crashes while going to where they're going to dig up the thing
loss of people
Yall both fucking stupid bro
I heard of a guy who robbed a grave... and on the next day...
HE WOKE UP TURKISH
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
i kinda love these stories
i collect them
and then tell people on the internet
and swear on allah to never make a movie out of them
because the movies about this fucking suck
how did the conversation even end up here
we were talking about protection while going inside abondened buildings
yeah but travel light
just medical stuff incase things get bad
risk of what?
I know sum1 who almost got charged with theft just cause he had HIS own things in the backpack
opa penelopa
My friend almost got arrested for jumping his own fence at 3AM while fucking drunk
lol, if im getting caught by police im going to jail for trespass anyway
Luckily he told the cops he lives there right after calling them retarded and pissants
hardest question of my life

getting into trouble with police for me is hard to do
I don't want to make my sentence or fine even longer/higher
i mean if i get arrested im getting straight deported
caught in 4k
i usually carry a different shirt i can swap out incase i need to get away too
already did it once
like i said i don't go out to a abondened place without a shotgun
or a pistol
i'm not scared of a person
but a animal
you go rural?
I go rural but theres not really any animals i'm worried off
and mountains
I don't get caught
Lol nah i'm kidding
Choose my new slave chat
I know my streak of luck will run out one day
i mean if someone calls the police on you and gives a description, idunno
if i get caught by somebody
I go rural
its either a friend
Middle of woods or somewhere else
or family
yeh, my explorations were in the middle of the cities
@pastel quartz speaking of making arpg out of minecraft for some damned reason
I mean
#🎪bruh-fart message
there was one rural i wanted to go to but its kinda scary being so far away from civilization, even if they are a risk too
no one can hear me scream if anything happens
I'm not worried about a person or getting attacked by an animal
All I worry about is collapsing roofs or floors
i've heard scary noises in the dark
same applies really
your impossibly hard dilemma shines light on one very obvious problem
Oh my madi has himself on pfp now
get some friends you lonesome bitch
all of them are afraid of being arrested
get some brave/stupid friends
I mean if it's a roof i'm probably dead already
start feeding local hobos
So I am VERY CAREFUL of that
earn their trust and loyalty
create a warband of hobos and venture into any ruined building you want
then it isn't fun
either 2 3 or alone
Alone is dangerous
2 is fun
you people just can't enjoy life in any way can you
its dangerous scary and fun
because when you're alone
you start hearing the whisperings
fuck is that then









