🎪bruh-fart

[final cedar]

element spotted

pretty cool guy

[ancient lynx]

got like 1 mate on it

[final cedar]

[ancient lynx]

would be cool if the entirety of discord could move to it

fuck this platform

[inland jackal]

at what Y level do diamonds spawn now

[ancient lynx]

pretty close to bedrock i think

-50?

[final cedar]

-58

[inland jackal]

sounds dope

[pastel quartz]

[ancient lynx]

"Y-level -59, but we recommend Y-level -53"

they recommend -53 because its safer from lava

but -59 has the most diamonds

[lone cedar]

ive used winrar just cus it was second nature & was used to it

until i started installing gamma

Then switch to 7zip

[ancient lynx]

same

can't say it was a bad switch

it saved me a lot of headaches honestly

winrar occasionally fucked up

like in the gamma setup

[final cedar]

I still have a license

[placid sail]

maybe I should play minecraft too

[ancient lynx]

good game

[inland jackal]

[ancient lynx]

mod it?

[final cedar]

mining turtle mod

[lone cedar]

[placid sail]

of course, I can't play vanilla anymore

[lone cedar]

Buys 50 winrars instead of 1 Ubisoft game

[ancient lynx]

mining turtle mod is based but it breaks the game

computer craft is unironically a super cool mod but to 99% of the users its

excavate 3

cant blame them either

[final cedar]

I'm sad there's no good industrial craft mod anymore

[final cedar]

played a 4 day lan last year with the bros and we couldn't get the tekkit feel we knew

[remote vine]

this case is FREAKY bro

[final cedar]

nutty putty cave?

crappy potty cave

[remote vine]

https://youtu.be/5JiLdW3affM?si=yHe5hFWdBPT03Orw

[deep topaz]

pay to get shit on by beautiful hag

[narrow lotus]

Pensive with the bangers

[placid sail]

mekanism? create? immersive engineering?

[ancient lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNtMZ5GN8q4

can do shit like this now though

just learn how to uhhhhh

[placid sail]

saddam hussein

[ancient lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235314497619492976/1235340642196914277/image.png?ex=66487360&is=664721e0&hm=101211c122387007cd9af223c8b4ad27a19239c09a960a15c072a30b45f7d481&

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

[tidal trellis]

pretty cool

[ancient lynx]

I would have studied high school math harder if I knew I needed it to program an lqr in minecraft

[ruby minnow]

how do people do math

what is the genius behind doing math

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776153783692558396/1241029313885769778/FB_IMG_1715954678318.jpg?ex=6648b61d&is=6647649d&hm=e417754f88baccb7ec6ce42e6224774253c36f2ea50bdfa008a9a975e702f09e&=&format=webp&width=617&height=670

[ancient lynx]

pattern recognition

(I don't know how to do or explain math)

[ruby minnow]

nobody knows how to explain math

not even our teacher

and its kinda weird

that i study language

but i have to learn math

and pshyics

[tidal trellis]

he's a bit mad

[narrow sorrel]

linguistics or literature oriented?

[ruby minnow]

i don't know what those words mean

well i know what literature means

[ancient lynx]

what do you study then

are you a highschooler or doing a major

[ruby minnow]

language but i have never heard the word

linguistics

[ancient lynx]

its the branch of language that analyzes every component of language

from the highest to lowest level

[ruby minnow]

oh like its numbers and everything

[narrow sorrel]

It's the science of... language itself

[ancient lynx]

its sub branches are; phonetics, syntax, morphology, semantics, pragmatics

[ruby minnow]

i study literature

going for tourism

[ancient lynx]

possibly other stuff i forgot

[solar obsidian]

swiss knife when kraut pistol walk in

[ruby minnow]

learning new words is nice

[ancient lynx]

phonetics is the branch of sounds you make

[ruby minnow]

because my grading will be working mostly off of

how many words i know

in a language

[ancient lynx]

would you like me to explain terms of linguistics

[narrow sorrel]

this is terrible

[ruby minnow]

i'll probably study it later

because i'm sleepy right now

and won't remember anything by tomorrow

[ruby minnow]

Turkish grading is horrible i know

[ancient lynx]

oh shit you live in turkland

[narrow sorrel]

Turkish

Literature

[ancient lynx]

I am also majoring in turkey

not a good place

[ruby minnow]

everything about turkish school system sucks

[narrow sorrel]

Do you work in arabic letters for this actually?

[ancient lynx]

I should have chosen a major in germany

[ruby minnow]

like i said

[ancient lynx]

no

[narrow sorrel]

or did they romanize everything

[ruby minnow]

i have to learn maths for language

[ancient lynx]

turkish is a romanized language

[ruby minnow]

we don't speak arabic?

[narrow sorrel]

oh I mean for older works of literature

[ruby minnow]

oh you mean

ottoman

[ancient lynx]

we don't really know how to speak arabic

[ruby minnow]

no they don't teach ottoman in the schools

or arabic

[ancient lynx]

I don't know any turkish dude that can speak arabic

[ancient lynx]

there were attempts

I am fairly certain they do in some places

[narrow sorrel]

Well, yeah the ottoman script

[ancient lynx]

they don't really teach it

[uncut yew]

If a man is named Otto, does that make him heir to the Ottoman empire?

[narrow sorrel]

is it still viable or has the spoken language moved on?

[ancient lynx]

its absolutely unviable

the current language has completely moved on

[solar obsidian]

the streets are cold, dawg

[ancient lynx]

there is just old terminology we share

[solar obsidian]

like it says in the book

we are blessed and cursed

[narrow sorrel]

So are historical works just studied in their romanized versions?

[ancient lynx]

turkish and arabic are from different language families chief

they have nothing in common except for some borrowed words

and religious scripts

[narrow sorrel]

I mean ottoman-era documents

[ancient lynx]

I'll be real I don't know what the fuck the ottomen spoke

[solar obsidian]

arent turks arabs

[ancient lynx]

it was turkish apparently

but not romanized

[ruby minnow]

actually wait

i got a funny thing about this

[ancient lynx]

so the language remained the same, we changed scripts

[ruby minnow]

in the first year of highschool

[deep topaz]

does anyone have a good modlist for morrowind

[ruby minnow]

we had to learn a few terms in turkish

they had their turkish version

but we had to use their ottoman

arabic versions

like

[ancient lynx]

what

[ruby minnow]

Teshis

[ancient lynx]

anyhow

[ruby minnow]

still romanized

[ancient lynx]

tldr ottoman script is turkish but in arabic script, turkish is the same shit in romanized version

and the roots of the language is unrelated to arabic

its in the same language family as finnish and japanese

[narrow sorrel]

I reject the altaic hypothesis

[ancient lynx]

its pretty real

[narrow sorrel]

no korean or japanese

[ancient lynx]

its the altaic-uralic language family

the image is exclusively altaic

[final cedar]

video of some guy dying covered in piss and shit
let me share with you the sponsor for this video, perfume drop shipping company xyz

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-1man-glitz-him-gif-25139183

[proud torrent]

I did silly shit with cash like this when I moved to a new state and didnt have a bank/card yet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1179883565652131840/lbpPwNQ.jpg?ex=66486873&is=664716f3&hm=b742b28783700dd954131f03ef435e31b7322afcc01cf3eac6629c757ed33053&

Fsh ballin

[stone blade]

I was able to end my calls

one minute before end of shift

I couldn't time it better if i tried

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/300006770045353995/1241070826585849958/1715884811296954.png?ex=6648dcc7&is=66478b47&hm=be9ce3b1654263c12b27dedacc3961150d112e026c3f3453be305d6bdfad4594&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=982&height=670

[solar obsidian]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[fading shuttle]

oh boy this has been a long day of playing ghost of tsushima

cant wait to do it again tomorrow

[narrow sorrel]

POLITICS IN #🎪bruh-fart ?!

(lmao vermin supreme)

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/dfWFAKR4IAc?si=hoLOcCt9eSdABd_6

[fallow trellis]

perhaps i was too harsh on you

[keen summit]

you got a problem with it?

[keen summit]

mid

[stone blade]

Kys

[keen summit]

says the dude that listens to "hard techno neorave mix "

[narrow sorrel]

No

[keen summit]

respect

[stone blade]

rookie rank speaking

[narrow sorrel]

but stay safe bro

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/volume-gif-21079152

[keen summit]

dang my bad

i didn't know things work like that around here

[stone blade]

they do

now kys

[keen summit]

i don't care

really

[stone blade]

neither do I

[keen summit]

nobody cares

now shush

[stone blade]

Pyke R irl please

[keen summit]

dang i don't speak 24/7 pc user

my bad

[stone blade]

[keen summit]

ok ivan

[keen summit]

real

[broken topaz]

He didn't say that

I refuse to believe it

[open laurel]

He did

[broken topaz]

I may not be jewish

But somebody stole my foreskin

[keen summit]

dang anlaki

and unrelateable

[broken topaz]

Snip snip

Give it to me

[keen summit]

yall fw balkan music?

that stuff goes hard

[broken topaz]

Wdym by balkan music?

If i have to listen to the remove kebab song

[keen summit]

the name of the song is a bit concerning but it's a really good song

[broken topaz]

One more time

Im gonna shoot you

[keen summit]

ain't that

im Croatian

not Serbian

[broken topaz]

Same thing

[keen summit]

excuse me

the diffrences are huge

[narrow sorrel]

"Serbo-croatian language"

[keen summit]

for one

[keen summit]

nonono

balkan

[narrow sorrel]

West balkan?

[keen summit]

hell yeah

the depressing part

[broken topaz]

Yugoslavia?

[keen summit]

yes

[narrow sorrel]

or would you prefer Bosnian-Croatian-Montenegrin-Serbian

[broken topaz]

Isnt that near czechoslovakia

[keen summit]

Nooo

[keen summit]

almost

[keen summit]

i would prefer the better of them all

Croatian

just that

[narrow sorrel]

Eastern Herzegovinian

[broken topaz]

All of you retards think your respective balkan shithole is the best

[keen summit]

Nono

Herzegovina is Croatia

[keen summit]

shut the fuck up

atleast we have foreskins

[narrow sorrel]

Shtokavian?

[broken topaz]

Touche

[old kettle]

[keen summit]

aint no way

[keen summit]

🤝

[narrow sorrel]

cori, what are you, south korean?

[broken topaz]

Wtd

[keen summit]

eww

[broken topaz]

Wtf

No

[keen summit]

jew

[broken topaz]

Why would i be south korean

[keen summit]

cori is a jew in disguise

[broken topaz]

Im also not a jew

[keen summit]

that's good then

[broken topaz]

My country doesnt have many jews anymore

[tidal trellis]

3D

[broken topaz]

Wonder how that happened

[keen summit]

germany?

or poland?

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 cori is just muslim

[keen summit]

eww

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/882344155819417671.webp?size=48&quality=lossless&name=WHY

[broken topaz]

No

[narrow sorrel]

ah wait that would add up

[broken topaz]

Im german

[keen summit]

eh

could be worse

[broken topaz]

And i dislike it here

[keen summit]

we made soap of people in ww2

[narrow sorrel]

German and circumcised, unexpected

[open laurel]

Yay

[broken topaz]

Ill probably move to norway

[keen summit]

secret jew

[broken topaz]

Yea Nobody expects that

[narrow sorrel]

Least dangerous ustase croat

[broken topaz]

Ive had a few dates that looked at it like theyve never seen one before

😔

[prisma quiver]

I like it here

[keen summit]

Proud to be a Ustaša 💯

[open laurel]

buddy got discriminated against

[broken topaz]

Which part f germany?

[keen summit]

wha

[broken topaz]

Nah they still took it

[prisma quiver]

Middle franconia

[narrow sorrel]

I did not put the details together living in amurrica for the longest time

[broken topaz]

[narrow sorrel]

as uh, someone who is still complete

[broken topaz]

Okay buddy

[keen summit]

i like harmonica

[prisma quiver]

What is so FUNNY!!!

[broken topaz]

Nothing im just jealous

You guys have cool nature

[prisma quiver]

Bro prolly from like

Berlin

[broken topaz]

Ive been there

[narrow sorrel]

where is cori from? Rhineland?

[broken topaz]

Lol no

[prisma quiver]

Berlin is the detroit of germany

Without the crime

[keen summit]

Auschwitz

[narrow sorrel]

IS IN POLAND

[broken topaz]

Berlin is the only european capital with a net negative gdp

[keen summit]

ik

she escaped

or even better Jasenovac from Croatia

[final cedar]

Rheinland?!

[broken topaz]

Im from the north btw

[narrow sorrel]

does money in berlin just disappear?

[broken topaz]

The real north

[keen summit]

you aint never been to serbia 💯

[prisma quiver]

Imagine if we wiped berlin out

[keen summit]

ts is negative in every aspect

[narrow sorrel]

Hansa city?

[broken topaz]

Arent most medium sized costal cities hansa cities?

[broken topaz]

Here at least

[keen summit]

my headphones just died

average sony l

[narrow sorrel]

...yes

[broken topaz]

I live around kiel

[prisma quiver]

kiel me

[broken topaz]

Real

[keen summit]

my friend lived there lmao

[broken topaz]

Kill them

[keen summit]

nah he's chill

[broken topaz]

Someone in this discord channel went to the same uni course as me lol

[narrow sorrel]

Me trying to get my hands on sunslayer torpedos

[keen summit]

we were supposed to fix our grades today and i asked him

[final cedar]

ayyyy

[keen summit]

are you studying

and the dude just sent me a pic from a casino

[broken topaz]

Real

Hes fixing his povery

[keen summit]

and yeah i got it wrong

[broken topaz]

Respect the grind

[narrow sorrel]

I hate how you barely do anything in rheinland space :c

[keen summit]

that dude is hella rich actually

[broken topaz]

Because he's always gambling

[narrow sorrel]

he is fixing his wealth

[keen summit]

he's from the south western part of germany

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/sj3MHEZ2Xsk.gif

[keen summit]

nah his parents got money

he's chill doe

[broken topaz]

Thats where my ex is from

[narrow sorrel]

östarrichi

[keen summit]

hold up

[final cedar]

But the rheinlanders you do meet are major chads

[keen summit]

my aunt works there

[final cedar]

AT LEAST LET ME COUNT THE NIPPLES

[keen summit]

yo wha

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005676163424862221/1240704920366354513/caption.gif?ex=6648d980&is=66478800&hm=de69a9f5e31fbdfe600dcb4d151b0ec4c0824d1e6511c7ede6e06e1d5cbfa749&

[broken topaz]

Like Kaiserslautern

Around Mannheim

[keen summit]

nah he was from lil town

[prisma quiver]

Listening to drill while being a white suburban dude who has never witnessed the struggles of living in the hood goes hard

[keen summit]

it starts with k

im not sure tho

[broken topaz]

Kaiserslautern is the size of kiel

[keen summit]

like Koln

[broken topaz]

So relatively small

Köln is huge

[keen summit]

no not kaiserslautern

yee ik but it has a similar name

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 he was from Fucking Austria

[broken topaz]

That is south eastern Germany

[keen summit]

near Stuttgart

[broken topaz]

Ill be real i dunno our geography

I only know the towns ive personally been to

[final cedar]

Marcille: Autistic ✅
Laios: Autistic ✅
Senshi:Autistic ✅
Chilchuck: Drunk Father ✅

[keen summit]

same

[narrow sorrel]

I knew a french guy who went to Germany and wanted to learn german

unfortunately he went to berlin

[broken topaz]

I go to a towns in germany to have sex with some dude or gal, and then i return to the north

Like a Viking

[keen summit]

eww

sex

[broken topaz]

Invading the south

[final cedar]

imagine if we went to munich

[keen summit]

a yeah prostitution is legal in germany i forgor

[narrow sorrel]

I dont actually know what habbens in München

[broken topaz]

Implying i pay for it

You underestimate my rizz

[keen summit]

i doubt you got any

[tidal trellis]

cori really asking to be struck with a hammer

[broken topaz]

Always

[tidal trellis]

then again I think their learning curve is a flatline so not much of a surprise

[broken topaz]

I simply don't care

[final cedar]

Gehma Stammtisch. Leberkäs essen. Hausbräu drinken.

[broken topaz]

Leberkäs 😋

[final cedar]

So

[keen summit]

Ich hat viele probleme mit du

mein deutsch is scheise

[tidal trellis]

but of course

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/09bk.gif

zeit is

[broken topaz]

Which absolute hurensohn

Is

Listening zo music

On speakers

In the train

Ree

[keen summit]

who invented those words

[narrow sorrel]

Is this what they mean by "assi"?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[keen summit]

ppl just couldn't be normal and use English everywhere

[final cedar]

bloeder fatzge du

[broken topaz]

English as a lingua franca sucks

Should have been German

[narrow sorrel]

Instead of what? Dalmatian?

[final cedar]

nein

[keen summit]

was

[broken topaz]

Atleast use the ö

[final cedar]

imagine German in technical manuals

fucking no

[narrow sorrel]

idk if german declension is better or worse than the idiosyncrasy of english

[keen summit]

deine mutter ist fatzge

[fading shuttle]

why is it called lingua franca if its not french?

[final cedar]

OPERATIONSVERSTÄRKER

[broken topaz]

I dont have to imagine

[narrow sorrel]

We should all just switch to Schweizerdeutsch.

[broken topaz]

Because it used to be french

[keen summit]

man fuck dalmatian that's the dumbest shit ever

[final cedar]

ZENTRALRECHENEINHEIT

[keen summit]

shush

du ist dumm

[broken topaz]

Well tbh everything IT related

[inland jackal]

@stone blade 10/10 base

[broken topaz]

Is usually in english

[final cedar]

GRAFIKRECHENEINHEIT

[narrow sorrel]

My French professor (specializing in franco-maghrebin studies) trying to tell me about mediterranean lingua franca

[broken topaz]

Half my uni courses are held in english

[final cedar]

hehe fik

[keen summit]

dang

that's cool actually

[stone blade]

@broken topaz opa alo

[final cedar]

I need to get down with the niemcy slang

[stone blade]

Home.

[tidal trellis]

its perfect

[broken topaz]

Its not Cool cause the lecturers are german

So they speak

[stone blade]

Home is where your bed is at , no matter the place

[broken topaz]

Wirh thick accents

[narrow sorrel]

5/6ths of my uni courses were in english

[stone blade]

CORIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[broken topaz]

Alooo

[stone blade]

JEBEM TI PCKU MATERINU

ah ok

hi

[inland jackal]

Opalim te maloooooo

[broken topaz]

I was still typing a message

Im sorry

[stone blade]

didn't ask

[keen summit]

o cem ti brijes

[final cedar]

hey you german unionists

[narrow sorrel]

You shouldve gone to eth zurich

[final cedar]

what is the rapper called who sings about fucking dudes in the ass

[stone blade]

german what?

[inland jackal]

ma vidis da je lud bugar

[stone blade]

sorry I'm a bulgarian Racist

[keen summit]

retardiran je brat

[broken topaz]

Me

[stone blade]

ja ne sam retard da se nerviram

[keen summit]

aj ckomi ti

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826785190114099232/1162465353213948057/tsar.gif?ex=653c0939&is=65299439&hm=b05266f547e3721b5d943b80d18a172b4ee5d522459b5df4ebd7fd6f34e33dba&

[final cedar]

Bulgariamides

[stone blade]

[final cedar]

Where they lay to rest the Bulgario

help me, whats a better name for bulgarian pharaoh?

I don't know the right words

[keen summit]

Bulgarses the 1st

like ramses

[final cedar]

[keen summit]

but bulgarian

[fallow trellis]

ur aunt works at ostrich?

[tidal trellis]

and you need to return his slab

[tidal trellis]

or suffer his curse

[keen summit]

yeds

[keen summit]

well dang

[atomic pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706256350623039488/1241079567087571075/63cfeea8a11ecfb9.mp4?ex=6648e4ea&is=6647936a&hm=2710fac4c83f47ad08e31c088f6404a0834d073e0a5ae6d8bfa0540d213649df&

[keen summit]

that's the average bulgarian

[final cedar]

every S-class you own only has a 3-cylinder 1L diesel instead of their biturbo V8

[tidal trellis]

you'll be visited by 3 plagues, each worse than the last

[keen summit]

i bought a bmw 335d e91 for 2 k euros

[broken topaz]

[keen summit]

the machine is broken

i think im good

[final cedar]

Oh you said worse

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/3Wd8bhf9iMc?si=41IbiIhJ50JS2aN1

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[stone blade]

mmm Bulgarian cartoons

[keen summit]

highest quality bulgarian product 💯

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1135148697794134117/Get_Pregnant.gif

[keen summit]

i think it's time i go away

you guys do your stuff

im a bit too Ustaša for this crap

Za dom spremni

[tidal trellis]

Anya

[stone blade]

Wtf is this shit

[final cedar]

I need to learn how to play guitar

Soon the cow arrives

[magic tartan]

henlo chaaat

haai

[tidal trellis]

hello

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-nah-id-win-gif-11399565856913576326

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-kanyewest-yeezy-meme-gif-22503154

[tidal trellis]

I thought it was eli for a second

[tidal trellis]

me

[final cedar]

Look at that dorky face, how could you possibly eat this

||medium rare||

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/steak-gif-24533817

[magic tartan]

!p alex

!alex

yoo

[foggy mantle]

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[magic tartan]

[final cedar]

every time he shoots the cattle gun it makes a "uwu" sound

[magic tartan]

your brainrot punctured my seva

[final cedar]

hold still, no cap

https://tenor.com/VfX9.gif

[slender rock]

banning you from being near women or attractive men

[naive bison]

are you asking for recipes?

[fading shuttle]

how can you ban me from something you yourself have no access to

[naive bison]

look at this dorky face
90% pure muscle
massive nuts swinging around

is this bait

[slender rock]

for the sake of peace of others, I can

motherfucker

[dreamy flax]

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Harlem

[slender rock]

this

tracks

[final cedar]

no man, imagine you raise that dumb, testosterone fueled beast only for one day to look him in the eyes, cock a 357 and turn his light switch off

[naive bison]

i don't think that's how meat plants work

[final cedar]

screw meat plants

I'm talking prime beef, raised with love and respect

[broken topaz]

meat raised like that tastes pretty good

[fading shuttle]

you dont use a 357 to kill them, you use stunners

[final cedar]

unless you talking actual plants on which steaks grow

[broken topaz]

My econ teacher

had goats and sheep

[final cedar]

I definitely will

[broken topaz]

he invited us over for bbq and slaughtered one or two for the class

because we were his last class before retiring

He was a real G

He also once punched me in the stomach full force

Good times

[final cedar]

already got the bullet in a little film bottle labelled "goodnight t-bone"

Is that too dark for a practical joke?

I honestly can't tell

[fading shuttle]

it is, such a waste of bullets

just use a stunner, or beat them with a club

[final cedar]

I don't think I got the skill needed to club a cow

[narrow sorrel]

Warum?

[narrow sorrel]

ok chigurh

[broken topaz]

He was going to make a little joke

and pull his punch

But i tend to walk really quickly

borderline running

So he didnt have time to pull the punch

hurt like a mf, but we still had a laugh about it

[placid sail]

jos rău

[narrow lotus]

O laba la timpul ei, face cat 10 femei

• Old Romanian Saying

[placid sail]

wanka

[livid pond]

bilingual

[final cedar]

🪄

💥

[tidal trellis]

you not the sniper from tf2

[narrow lotus]

what an astute observation flop

[tidal trellis]

thank u iedy

[eager igloo]

Real Flop bullying hours

[tidal trellis]

there is nothing you guys can call me to make me upset lol I heard far worser before in gmod

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-walls-crongulate-trolled-gif-26407062

[eager igloo]

Goodnight could also be a greeting thf

[tidal trellis]

worser

[placid sail]

speak full words you drunkard

[eager igloo]

Stfu

I had jus one

But im tired

And tummy hurts

And fuck you

[tidal trellis]

hi tired

[eager igloo]

Jebem ti picku

[narrow lotus]

then maybe you should just shut the fuck up

[ancient lynx]

this is so good

[tidal trellis]

Nah I'm good

[narrow lotus]

jk flop you are a little seashell

[tidal trellis]

guh

[eager igloo]

Why a seashell

[tidal trellis]

never lose jope

one day you'll be like him

[tidal trellis]

looks like my cat

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-sandwich-sandwich-cat-food-cat-tiny-kitten-gif-25788888

[livid pond]

fun fact this is the same guy from that old ass xbox voice message meme

danny g or something like that

[ancient lynx]

you peaked the 1st time

[final cedar]

I'm unloading

gn brainbarn

[pastel quartz]

gn gamer

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722198695952515092/847958072340512799/Dancing_Duck.mp4?ex=66487cbe&is=66472b3e&hm=d27d6eac89b271183672beaaa4ecd204f111b0315d72c7f12c0cacce4c80fd6d&

[narrow lotus]

already lost it by the end anyway

next

[lost tartan]

66.99 too many

[placid sail]

bro you can't wank that much

you're gonna decumify yourself

[narrow lotus]

Tupac wished it was blanks that day

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @inland jackal @fresh rose @ruby minnow @pastel quartz

[narrow lotus]

i never use those toielts

if its a toilet like this i will literally shit myself

it is what it is

[inland jackal]

A jebo sestru svoju

[narrow lotus]

Turkish toilets are my bane

[stone blade]

we had them in school they were always covered in shit

and porn magazines

[narrow lotus]

I KNOW THATS WHY MAN I HAVE PTSD

you have no idea

[stone blade]

YOU THINK I DONT KNOW

IVE BEEN THERE MAN

Alo

doors never closed

[inland jackal]

I only had these in high school and i would always piss in those

[stone blade]

I had to piss with one arm and hold the door with my foot or hand

i have pstd from kids who would bang on them

[tidal trellis]

I had to use one and its so fucking stupid to use

its absolute hell

[inland jackal]

We had no doors

[ruby minnow]

they're not turkish

[tidal trellis]

fuck whoever thought it was a good idea to make it

[narrow lotus]

thats how we call them

[ruby minnow]

they're islamic

[inland jackal]

Heck, toilet didnt have a door either

[stone blade]

same shit

different place

[narrow lotus]

Syno is being dumb

[stone blade]

classic

alo iedy

work ended

[narrow lotus]

Average Turk education

School for 10 hours a day , still dumb as a rock

ez

[stone blade]

todays customers were nice

[narrow lotus]

now? damn

[ruby minnow]

9-5

[inland jackal]

Anywayz

[stone blade]

no?

[ruby minnow]

school

[stone blade]

it ended at 11

[narrow lotus]

to be fair , working at night is chill

[stone blade]

i actually ended my call at 11:58

[narrow lotus]

how in hells you can have school 9-5

[inland jackal]

A mimir time for me

[narrow lotus]

fucking work schedule right there

[stone blade]

not always

[narrow lotus]

bro when i was in high school i had 6 classes and i used to skip the first 2 or 3 cause i would play games until 3AM and couldnt wake up

[stone blade]

gj idiot

[inland jackal]

Am i the only one with work schedule 7-16

[stone blade]

depends on the job

mine js very very weird

[narrow lotus]

we were talking about school

Syno's school schedule is literally 9-5

[inland jackal]

And?

[narrow lotus]

and are you dumb weseli , fututi gura matii

[stone blade]

since we are tech support we have to cover from 10 in the morning to 11 at night
since they are 2 hours behind us

[narrow lotus]

no madirex posting

[magic tartan]

ooof

my bad

[stone blade]

HAHA

[tidal trellis]

thank god for removal

saved

[inland jackal]

[magic tartan]

anyway

[stone blade]

that gave me madi redit ptsd

[narrow lotus]

[inland jackal]

Madi alt moment

[stone blade]

oh nah

[inland jackal]

I mean whar

[magic tartan]

u boys are scarred

[stone blade]

u have no idea

[narrow lotus]

aye makes sense

[inland jackal]

But what are you supporting

[stone blade]

customers can call for anything

[narrow lotus]

my cock

GOTTEM

[magic tartan]

yo iedy

[stone blade]

my department are for tv and internet

[inland jackal]

Knew it

[tidal trellis]

🐝

[narrow lotus]

Weseli did you bully Bea out of this server

[inland jackal]

Who tf needs support at 10pm

[stone blade]

yo momma

[narrow lotus]

Drunk UK motherfucekrs when the TV stops working

[inland jackal]

Yes and apparently bee is in ze army

[stone blade]

yep

[narrow lotus]

How

[inland jackal]

Ask artyom

[stone blade]

uk retards

[livid pond]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/627310708815822863/872535093086945371/image0-12.gif

[magic tartan]

what else is banned

[narrow lotus]

yes

[stone blade]

Bro

[inland jackal]

I do know uk has TV licenses

[stone blade]

They call for the smallest issues dude

[magic tartan]

i didn't know you guys had ptsd

[inland jackal]

So, fair

[magic tartan]

sorry

didn't know

[narrow lotus]

Listen mate , i purchased this piece of Television and i would like to know how in the bloody hell can i change the volume on this bloody remote! BUGGER ME you guys are absolutely critical !

[stone blade]

ive had calls where they scream at me cuz the company is apparently bad and shit and everything and their Tv js not working
we check it and the hard drive is full or for example
the box is on ECO mode and it turns off at night

[inland jackal]

Hard drive full?

[stone blade]

ive had to pair remotes too

[stone blade]

well uhh

you can record shows on them

they have 1tb and 2tb drives

so yes

[inland jackal]

How come i dont have that feature

[stone blade]

how the fk would I know dumbass

[inland jackal]

Or maybe cause my grandma doesn't know how to spend money and bought me a brand

Watch this

Skytech

I swer, i will open this tv and when i look inside

[stone blade]

i work for sky yes

[inland jackal]

Emty

[inland jackal]

Skytech

[stone blade]

no

[inland jackal]

Not some other sky

[stone blade]

sky uk limited

cuz theyre retarded

[magic tartan]

goddamn

[stone blade]

thankfully

[naive bison]

whenever you see someone in full military kit, they are probably gae

[inland jackal]

Yea i got sky here

[magic tartan]

yoooo iedyyyy

[tidal trellis]

cease

[magic tartan]

imma snitch

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-21248911

[tidal trellis]

I don't like being a snitch as much as the next man but this is unholy and must be purged

[inland jackal]

(this is the built in app that allows me to connect to devices via infrared)

[stone blade]

most(not all) customers are happy after you explain everything to them like they are five

[grizzled meadow]

L post

[magic tartan]

.HAHAHAAHAHAHHAA

[magic tartan]

[tidal trellis]

🫡 Falco on his way to save us

[inland jackal]

Would you be happy to get something simplified

[magic tartan]

oof same here

[stone blade]

BRO

[magic tartan]

it gets worse every day

[stone blade]

They legit act like they are five

[inland jackal]

Cause they dont kno

[stone blade]

theyre lazy to do 5 simple troubleshooting steps my guy

IM THERE AND IM EXPLAINING

[magic tartan]

do you think these make us go insane ?

like mentally ill

[inland jackal]

[stone blade]

why am I talking about work outside of work hours

fk this

gn I sleep

[inland jackal]

Jebem ti

Mesec

[stone blade]

aha

[naive bison]

is he now

[stone blade]

[inland jackal]

00:04

5

Odjebi

[magic tartan]

damn i need real friends

fuck discord

[inland jackal]

https://www.xda-developers.com/connected-windows-xp-internet-didnt-survive-long/

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-21248911

[stone blade]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

[magic tartan]

im stuck here forever, right ?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/gunslingermod-stalker-suicide-gun-kill-gif-21174948

[inland jackal]

Egp

[grizzled meadow]

What's the reference here

[inland jackal]

I fuckin knew it

[inland jackal]

Hotline miami reference

[grizzled meadow]

Hmmm

[ruby minnow]

old man falco rolls the worst doesn't get the reference ever

asked to leave

[grizzled meadow]

Ah yeah true

[narrow lotus]

p!exiled

[foggy mantle]

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[grizzled meadow]

No one remember the motorcicle dude come on

The chicken is more iconic

[inland jackal]

I do

[ruby minnow]

man my meme is still in use to this day

[ruby minnow]

I do

[upper shore]

Exile faction on top

[grizzled meadow]

100/10 meme

Great work

[ruby minnow]

thank thank you

[narrow lotus]

Syno

[grizzled meadow]

A truly Syno classic

[ruby minnow]

i did this thanks to monster energy drink

that will give me a heart attack

[narrow lotus]

Tommorow after gym i will drink a cold Monster Mango Loco

Mark it on the calendar

[ruby minnow]

ok

now i go sleep

[ruby minnow]

goodnight

[grizzled meadow]

Where are you from again? I forgor and I don't want to anger you

[inland jackal]

How come we dont have special monster flavours

[narrow lotus]

night turkman

[ruby minnow]

Greece

[narrow lotus]

Syno is Turkish

[grizzled meadow]

You're not greek I know that 100%

[narrow lotus]

Gumbito the Annoying was Greek

[inland jackal]

If you were greek you would be screaming gyros and debt

Great country overall

[narrow lotus]

when i went to greece i had souvlaki holy damn it was so good

and a lot of it

and they gave me free shots of rakia

[inland jackal]

Both touristic and food

[inland jackal]

How many shots did you get

[narrow lotus]

Two

[inland jackal]

Only?

[narrow lotus]

They were free

Wdym

[inland jackal]

Man you would get a whole bottle here

[narrow lotus]

Eh i got drunk anyway

[inland jackal]

Heck, one for here one for rravel

Travel

Yk how french have wine cellars

Serbs have same thing but with rakija

[narrow lotus]

[toxic sundial]

I cannot understand how there are human beings that don't use their blinkers

Like you are operating a half ton metal framed object barreling down the road at 70mph or more and you cannot lift a single goddamn PINKIE to indicate to everyone else you are going to be making a left turn in 2 seconds

Go to jail forever

Never see sunlight again

Rot

[tender karma]

yea I've never understood that one either

[inland jackal]

Bmw drivers lel

[toxic sundial]

I need a fucking rage emote or something

AAAAAAAA

[tender karma]

My brother bought a used BMW for $5k as his first car and it only lasted 2 weeks before the engine started knocking, cant remember what broke exactly but my father had to spend a week trying to fix it because of all the sensor bullshit he had to deal with

[deep topaz]

your rage emote is a shotgun in your passenger seat

launch small pellets at offenders

[tender karma]

funnier part is he tried taking it to a mechanic and every mechanic told him they wont work on BMWs or asked for a stupid amount of cash

[open laurel]

@glad carbon @toxic sundial @lapis linden
squad

[tidal trellis]

Why does my back hurt, I think I'm starting to turn old

[open laurel]

do u have good posture

[lapis linden]

I will devour your soul.

[tidal trellis]

I try to when standing but when sitting

Don't think so

[open laurel]

work on ur posture fr or like pop ur back

[tidal trellis]

Fair point

[toxic sundial]

Gang

[tidal trellis]

Gang shit

[remote vine]

I've never had crayfish and I always wanted to try some ngl

[remote vine]

stand with your back flat against the wall for at least an hour per day

[tidal trellis]

Okay

[tulip ravine]

Hello chat

[tidal trellis]

I go sleep

Bye

Also hi Hydro

[tender karma]

https://btpus1.ifunny.co/videos/d3335091ee903cd0bcf90d1166c51f4bc2c92e2edfcabc9db896be35287067be_1.mp4

[quartz ridge]

howd i forget i still have that car

[toxic sundial]

Goals

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/alifarhat79/status/1791563725079539943

https://vxtwitter.com/HighyieldHarry/status/1791532701603794967

[minor cypress]

True and real. Its even better when you make 2 of them fight over hotdog chunks. The winner gets to run away

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346250610020057088/1241191196513009746/Snapinsta.app_video_120969812_795061875796929_2404665819786388039_n.mp4?ex=66494ce1&is=6647fb61&hm=b1d8031c11df107a9a728c17155e3570f1e33b6b279e8761a472134d30d731df&

[dreamy flax]

tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Moron

usagi1030, your new nickname is Gadget

[remote vine]

go go @remote vine foreskin eliminator

[heavy peak]

P!magik 630408651882102814

[visual stirrup]

that's pretty gae

[remote vine]

mods keeping the fun toys to themselves

tale as old as time

[heavy peak]

Blame xcvb

[split canyon]

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[heavy peak]

His shenanigans costed you your fun

[open laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1221132617240543293/lockdown.gif

[visual stirrup]

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Change it back

⚡ NOW ⚡

pretty please...

🥺

[toxic sundial]

'ell yeah brother get that shit you absolute govnah

I'd share a cheeky pint with that govnah any day of the of week

[visual stirrup]

You made it worse

I will continue to harass you

https://tenor.com/view/adam-driver-keep-driving-gif-4637709296264671591

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[toxic sundial]

I was having a bad day until I watched that video

Good post

+2

Long day and bad drivers on the road

But now I'm having me cheeky pint

[dreamy flax]

tedelgamblero, your new nickname is Megan

[heavy peak]

Shud up Meg

[toxic sundial]

Meg||a||kek

[visual stirrup]

Nice

I'll repost this when Aldo is online

"banned for joking about genocide"

[final cedar]

Theodore, what happened to the pfp, you hitting hard times?

[toxic sundial]

How do you explain what an antelope is to a toddler without saying "retarded deer"

[deep topaz]

small stupid deer

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to tedelgamblero

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[final cedar]

rogue trader?

[deep topaz]

rogue boner

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/-R3Td7YWBzg

[deep topaz]

this is beautiful but also sad

crumbling faram azula

[deep topaz]

this song sucks

[dreamy flax]

@heady karma (.bestin) has been banned for reason: compromised account

[toxic sundial]

Ruh roh

[remote vine]

Gn

[deep topaz]

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[toxic sundial]

Guh

[slender rock]

Uhm...

@grizzled meadow 😭 why did they call it that

[deep topaz]

that word has been a thing long before it was a slur

ever had pasta fagiol soup? that's the noodles

and it's pronounced more like a j, fah-jhewl

at least where i am

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

or i guess fah-zhool

[glad carbon]

is it good

[deep topaz]

i mean, it's alright

i've only ever had it from olive garden

so who knows if that's the real recipe

its noodles and beans in a clear sorta broth

[fluid heron]

Just fucked up my whole pvp build

I spent 20 hours making

I'm fucking shaking with anger

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

what game