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quite a bit of the homes in the UK
still have FTTC or ADSL lines or SOGEA
Aka copper wire
its still used in perts of the world
granted that was in 2005
and we're now 2024
do they complain that it's slow?
it can be slow
however
the problem usually is stability issue not speed
you can get a decent 70 megs from FTTC
but it can be unstable
anything can happen to the wire depending on how its set up
especially if its outside exposed to the elements
As a function of packet loss or is the wire itself vulnerable?
Both honestly
some of the wire runs underground (majority)
but when it gets to the customers home it has to get out and maybe run through some place
over a wall or whatever the fk
so how does this affect you? 
it's painful
not only for them
but for us too
I cannot do anything to improve your broadband miss whoever the fk
you have a copper fucking wire
anything happens to that wire , it breaks your internet is GG
is that a hard conversation to have? like a cancer diagnosis? 
Not really
we do TS procedures ( we have to in order to make sure)
once we exhaust every step
and we make sure router isn't faulty and needs replacement
we send engineer
his real form was a grain silo
for what? 
Are they going to install a new line?
hardest part is telling them the available dates
Just today
I was on a call for 1 hour with this old dude and his mother
they had a satelite signal
we did everything
the moment I told him the engineer date
he was ready to murder me
What did he actually want? 
GIGABIT FIBER NAOOOO?
his satelite to be fixed
yes they still use that tech
on top of all that
the box needs internet
for apps
and shit
no internet , no live tv
enjoy welcome to the UK
i dont envy thwm
No I get that, but what's making people upsetti pisketti? Long wait times to get the satellite tranceiver dish fixed?
in fact I laugh
exactly
satelites take a lot of time to fix
sometimes they are somewhwre up high
hard to reach and all that
I just wasnt sure why people wanted to murder you lmao.
Is it just low availability of physical services? 
siamese are so cute
?
engineers
dont take 1 day to arrive
Some do
but most dont
sho
I wish it was that easy lol
I know they don't but is that why they want to yell at the manager too 
Bro tried to "umm actually" the IA2 user
IA2 doesn't have a reciprocating charging handle, you're supposed to hold it like that lol
Not too sure lol
theyre stupid thats why
they think manager = win for them
which is not the case lol
never is
We need to burn whoever cut off the ending to "the customer is always right"
@pale ingot (hamma__) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Posting too much suggestive shit , calm down patron
Same with "jack of all trades master of none"
how i make friends
in our company they are right but if theyre not happy they can cancel
why am I the real one
...wait wtf are those nails 
some chick with coffin nails
TRIM THOSE NAILS 
Pretty sure thats a bandaid
Or they just have a very cubic finger and very white bails
💅
||from the reciprocation right?||
@broken topaz ❤️🇧🇬
❤️ 🇧🇬
they forgot to grab the FAL
Grabbed the wrong gun
da
Ivan, have you ever heard of power line communications? 
Ivan are you 🫃
im thinking of living abroad at some point in my life
ham got muted and nobody cared
are there any countries overseas that are actually good to live in
this shows a lot
internet calls?
or is that calls using electricity
No it's just networking over power lines (the ones that electrify your house lol)
I work for a company that is trying to end of life its product lol
what we offer with sky is
didnt realize it was ham lmao
live in
sogfast is the upgrade to sogea
Do you actually do fiber installation? 
we don't do it , openreach does it
openreach own all of the cables that run on the network , we just rent them from them
AY YO HAM JUST GOT SILENCED FOR THIS STUFF 
but yes if you're lucky you can get gigabit in some parts ofthe UK
of course you pay extortionate prices
theyre quite literally robbing people
meanwhile I pay 13 euro for gigabit 
wtf is habbening in the uk 
everyone fucking one another
Hello fart!
they get robbed of their money for shitty services
and the companies advertise themselves as best on the market
SKY DOESNT EVEN OWN MOST OF THE INFRASTRUCTURE FROM WHAT YOU TOLD ME 
they dont
we dont put cables
OR does
we rent them
the situation is THAT bad
why are there so many middlemen 
granted customers get a lot of offers off from their bill but that doesn't change the fact that their internet is SHITE
and they still use satelite
some households and apartments have communal dishes
can you imagine
tbh I would use satellite if I lived out in the middle of nowhere (inb4 this is just outside london)
like 20 flats
with one dish
something happens to it and it breaks
G fucking G
best part
the communal operations network that the dish is set in to transmit the signal
is not even sky owned
its 3rd party (usually building)
so if that breaks god forbid , you need special paperwork from the building management , you need the engineer to go to the room where it is , unlock the room , and hopefully fix it

I guess we cooking with linseed now
real
How dare you
Fuck off, that's what you get for blocking me
what
😮
new world record
falco for most blockable discord moderator
let's make the history happen helldivers
And most lovable
ive dealt with way worse than fartco
at least fartco hasn't sent the cops to my house
(yet)
how did they get your address? 
if someone sends in a police report regarding your discord account, discord tells them your info
Iedy is the best mod easily
oh shit 4realsies?
I better start using a proxy 24/7 then
preferably outside US jurisdiction
@narrow sorrel https://youtu.be/pFZ3vSU9jIk?si=0cXIJi4HSq3aZQ3F
The Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer has said the UK economy is in its worse state in decades and today one think tank released its evaluation saying the UK has seen 15 years of economic decline.
Sky's economics and data editor Ed Conway has been looking at the numbers and what future governments could do to fix it.
#economy #skynews #sirkeir...
video representing exaclty how fucked the UK is
Yes becuz they have to legally but u have to actually commit a crime before they can do that and that information won’t be shared with anyone reporting you more then likely
skynews 
it did take my local police 6 months to follow up on it though
so as long as you get gone by then
+ 
Well, some orgs are more willing than other to comply with police requests (without a warrant) 
That is true but I’m pretty sure discord has refused to give up user data
Hi Falco Hi Ivan Hi Schleppa Hi Sharpypoop
hi ❤️
poor glorb he died a honorable death saving the country from the invaders god rest his soul I still think of him his life his accomplishments sometimes I think was it all for nothing…
Glorb
feelincutemightcommitwarcrimes, your new nickname is Backdoor
finally a silly one
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steve dropped a new vidya
peak of communication
Ah yes, Italy
I can do an overview of ghost of Tsushima
Game is ported well, very good performance
But in my 4 hours of gaming I have suffered 3 game breaking bugs that have forced me to restart/crashes, wait a week/month for the hotfixes
Game crashed in cutscene, menu didn't work and I had to restart, and I fell permanently through the world and had to restart
GIVE BLOODBORNE ON PC, COWARDS
cant you emulate it
i thought bloodborne was old
lmao I'm so fucking isolationist online as well as irl that people have started leaving comments questioning if im alive
there were more but they deleted em after I let them know that i still exist
you know I keep that MF thang on me
😤
rip angel
gone too soon
Fr
Parabellum
love me some kf2
@narrow lotus
@delicate trail (vancer2) has been banned for reason: Sir, this is a secular minecraft server. No religion allowed. You were told multiple times to not break the rules of this server and chose to post piracy links anyway. Galatians 6:7
he died for our sins, Amen
fellas
new technical dropped
Technical Thursday: Tupperware wheelbarrow edition.
@tight trench @tawny plaza

true
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Bunny1
Seems like I can't change your nickname s5yn3t
But your name is now Kidrock
lol
Since its 4am
nah
Slow poke
ive never related to a image harder in my life
Swear to fucking god dollar general is everywhere u cannot escape it theres one every 5 miles
U WILL FIND ONE
If you made one of these memes tell me in the comments so I can give Credits
😎😎😎😎😎
dont click the image click the link
Whar
i miss when gooning was like ANTI FED shit
and like proud boy stuff
thats when it was funny
now its all degen shit man
goon in the evil mobster kinda way
moons out goons out
okay
Screen works
SD card split in two
powersupply need to be a 3.0 amp
halfway there
senfield.mp3
lmao
Fr

L man!!!

swag
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Lynn
ok then ill keep u blocked ❤️
I didnt know Delight played fighting games 
was going on brainfart
@solar obsidian 
yk what would be funni
being able to see a list of who blocked you
just for funni
@piss
piss
4 days 
falko 

Fucking Aldo came back just to ban Jesus
fr
he's all in
why so rude
ask the piss ueser
whar
meanies
but you aren't calling us a liar
whar
or just slavic states
the sunrise always hits hard
the wooden monstrocity? seen them both in vilnius (lithuania) and bialistok (poland)
It's not a trend
@grizzled meadow
And stop telling people to block me
I don't want to use the moderator status but I'm about to
why would I block falco
for the lolz
Have it your way
Yeah it's so funny to remove you from my shit
you're a pussy for blocking him in the first place
👢👅
nah you see
jesus, the sucking is crazy
what I would do
I'm not blocking anyone I'm just gonna straight up tell falco to maplhite ult off a bridge

cyrylic
laugh at user

Not yellow anymore, can't be part of the team if he has to do this childish bullshit
And since people in here like to be babies, I'll have to step down to their level
damn

Еби си майката
You shouldn't because you don't even have a leg to stand on 
Damn bratan, this GAMMA Discord shit ain't no joke. Been shot 3 times already, watchin' brothas fall left and right. Stay hard y'all 🙏 💯

with iedy it works

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Mick
also
Mick
why am I ivan the real one
I mean
who renamed me
mm
fr fr
Because Iedy knows you're joking (I know it as well)
Yes
only mods can, so falco
But why rename me
because he needs to remember who to validate
Ex piss color is wrong (no shit), I didn't
Delight was my main runner back in my hustling days. Just started my new black market business, who tf I supposed to run with now!?
they locked me in a cage because they know i'd be their boss outside
why do u not like me so much
oooo delight a toast to your freedome
it's because they know you're retarded
What happened to your "Helper" role? Did it get rewoked?
oh strigoi is here
alo frate 
they finally promoted me to tester
How long did it take?
good enough
too long
You got the W, but at what cost? 
I thought delight was already tester
500 ru
i got a better idea, but i'd have to appeal to the server managers (prob start programming)
drunk why are you exiled again?
cheaper than the gauss gun (still waiting on it)
LOL that shit got me laughing 
My man Delight, what happened 😭
Excellent, a yellow. I need you to help me sell black market weapons.
You do it. Im not gonna
Bitch I said I need you not I want you now get over here
wdym another
You left us 😭
I like your new color
makes me feel closer to you
kinda gey
I wanted an orange name. Instead I got an orange jumpsuit. Now I'm running the black market. That's it, bratan.
lack of dank memes in helper channels
no
thanks, though im straight
Is rhere a green name tag by any chance?
strigoi got rejected
Suck? Ehh? 
this is so funny
You literally have to be in a relationship with Grok for the zaza tag bruh I'm sorry
same for me too if i wasnt a stupid little 6 year old
that's really cool
Wtf is cheeseburger soup
@pastel quartz is literally @eager igloo
You made that up
Stfu
you probably could just cut up a cheeseburger and drop it in a soup
see
I doubt it would taste like anything remotely good
this recipe is too advanced
but you can do it
you can also just rip it into little bits if you don't have a knife
or a chainsaw
teeth are optional
you can swallow the bits
yeah but I wouldn't compare my worst enemy to one
Bigass forehead
did u make this meme
i did yesterday
(literally the same game)
Make a List of the mods
With links
It’s that simple
I have the links in my downloads folder
that's not the problem
there's just so god damn many
why not
and I find new ones each time
so I gotta see if those work too
after all is said and done it takes me about an hour just to put the mods into fucking mo2
install every mod
xray engine explodes
game crashes your entire pc
uninstall gamma
👍
there's no install every mod button unfortunately
those don't count
new friend dlc
I love snakes
@solar obsidian 
@river zealot
why are u asking questions
damn delight got demoted
H
he got his piss privileges removed
i dont piss, i shit
delight demoted?
your name should be brown then
Idk it wasnt me
no
Kiss men
i blocked a certain person and this was his response
delighted demoted
your sexuality is creature
HA
Ahem.. falco
u arent gae or bi, you are just addicted to porn
falco a bish iedy on top fr
for some reason my auto correct changes sexuality to sensuality
not sure what that's about
that's a very real statement
I literally don't even know what that is
Did your mom pick it out for u
I've tinkered with my autocorrect so fucking much I don't think I could've missed a feature
just turn autocorrect off
Shrimple as that
I'm gonna be typing like dude with parkinsons then
my phone isn't kind to me
use waterboarding
could be fun
Unfortunate
are you fucking retarded
I'm not chinese
no
Yes, years ago
no
demoted delight 
I dont know what you're trying to insinuate
@placid sail, is it even possible to make @eager igloo and @pastel quartz be good, respectful, well mannered people? or are they lost forever in the depths of their own pity?

I mean myshinka just has anger issues
!water @solar obsidian
💦 @solar obsidian is now hydrated for the day! 💦
I dont know what's up with nobody
demoting delight for blocking is crazy
and handsome
Menace is lost
Idk about nobody
Maybe saveable
ah, thats the problem - she trusts you too much. poor her
I think myshinka is more saveable than nobody

cause she's an engineer and she's gonna make a particle accelerator
i think this deserves a pin
and kill everyone
she?
sounds like a she so i say she
@eager igloo
I do not care

Pin this then
Bruh
That's not what I meant by pin you mentally deficienct slowpoke
freaky mode
Shut up u damned ghost
I swear every assumes the worst with me, this is a tortured existence
damn
maybe if you choose your words better this wouldn't happen
Silence
That's a lot to process
H
Stfu
Stfu

See what I mean
hiiiii
Okay is still a failing grade
yes
yeah, you are getting bullied alot here...
stay strong, brother. just say that its for character development 
how are you doin kota
we're all okay or less
real

I’m kota🙏
Hru
Can you stop being demoted

Suffering builds character
morning 
Aha
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@heavy peak, keep building those bridges 
Look at im go
no, its funny
oh I know that ladder! it's dark souls right
even the compressed image system is compressed
yeah that's a metal gear solid mod for ds 3
Stalker 2 gonna suck
Literally me
It ain't even out yet
add a vertical foregrip and its a felony
it will
brother saved the gif
Y'all need to be more optimistic, like me for instance
DS3 Painted World ladder 💀
Elden Ring not having a ladder that lets you climb to the top of the Erdtree is a missed opportunity.
yeah
what about the one whre you climb to the rotting guy
in the castle area
Just me being me
my demented brain trying to remember what you're talking about
the weird fish face guy
I have no idea either strigoi
his supreme majesty mister chonker
wait elden ring dlc is next month?
there's a guy that kinda has a fish face
but there's no ladder there
yeah
there is tho
i'm stalker fan
I'm probably not gonna get it cause it's expensive as fuck
well I have no fucking idea what you're talking about then
stanley parable reference
Actually you're dead
What did he mean by this
never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm
pretty simple
ignore your thoughts after 10 pm
kill yourself after 11 pm
its near the ulcerated mf
I wonder what he will do with that gun!

vacuum is tripin
i miss the old falcos pfp
I miss piss delight
just use ur own
@solar obsidian what is the testes role
Is that a German version of a Turkish delight?
no it's delight with yellow name
whoever prayed for my downfall your prayers are strong
I pray for your upfall
amen
the downrising
testing the patience of gamma staff
I pray for absolutely no changes in your state of living ever

i pray for you to be sedentary and unwavering
I turned on motion blur and my game died 
don't have it on
📚 Sedentary ( | 'sɛdən,tɛri )
- Requiring sitting or little activity
motion blur sucks
What do either of those words mean
I always turn off motion blur in any game I play ever
me trying to do a 180 on motion blur and short-circuiting my cpu
idk
i took a piss
give it back
he pissed off the staff so much that he ran out of piss
he left it in his other pants
piss taxes
ill jump on tmr and itll be back
this is like the 4th time ive seen his name change colour
yes, just block falco. alex and busy already did
🍿
Delight. Congrats on promotion to Tester
less than 30x 5.56 to clear the pump station this is the most efficient I've ever been 
Delight edged his demotion too hard
@placid sail have you ever thought of meat
Wrapped in meat
And cooking it in the oven
I had my pleskavica yesterday, you're late, meat boy
also it's funny how I always said it pleskavicA, but apparently the serbian workers in that cafe called it plEskavica
Cause its said like that
But Falco is cool though
aren't you, like, his discord kitten or something?
pictures look tasty ngl
Exactly
Can be filled with cheese and olives too
Heck, shrooms as well
"so guys, let's make a pork roll
and let's stuff it with what must be the fattest dairy product known to man"
Sounds pretty bad ngl
"should we also deep fry it?"
Aw

"AH GREAT IDEA"
concern
Delight piss arc
Delight became a slave again
seems like Artyom is starting to develop stockholm's syndrome
May he be saved
@placid sail i made 2 sandwiches with bacon and i toasted them
in butter?
oh you stuffed everything in a toaster
risky play
bacon may melt and fill your toaster with fat
My brain still hasn't fully waken up yet, this is not good
excuse you?
Pork fat*
Excuse you
muslim people are not allowed to stand too close to Serbians
Real
they have pork aura
Nor vegans
Yeah it'll kill us
Instantly
And since we are not in eu, we dont care about popular stuff in America like veganism
What do you think of joining atm9 no frills server
Some time later
When were open
Hopefully iedy approves shitting on vegans
initially I would have probably agreed, but not so sure after this comment
I am NOT erping with you in minecraft, Artyom
also what is no frills
Rim is another word for edge right?
this love story is weird
not exactly
Weseli 
📚 rimming
The act of using one's tongue on the [anal rim] of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.
Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the [Northern hemisphere], and [anti-clockwise] ones in the Southern.

Cause edge here is ivica but in croatian its rub
i already blocked falco, its way too much blocked people in my block list (1 (one) that is falco)
Cannot translate to the same language (English -> English). Use flag reactions for a larger selection of languages.
its ok im sure he will fully recover from this
I think its just atm9 but without some fucked mods
why'd you block im
what
i broke character there
@pastel quartz is also sicilian
I bet calling a sicilian italian is the same level of emotional damage as calling a scott irish
Block her
but she's not falco

@placid sail The Aether + addon
AIOT Botania
Alchemistry
AlchemyLib
Aquaculture 2
Bamboo Everything
Caupona
ChemLib
Chimes
ChoiceTheorem's Overhauled Village
Corn Delight
Creeper Overhaul
Deep Resonance
Dungeon Crawl
End's Delight
Ender's Delight
Enderman Overhaul
Energy Meter
Enhanced Celestial
Everything is Copper
Gravitational Modulating Additional Unit
GregTech
Handcrafted
Little Contraptions
Little Logistics
All Macaw's mods
Minecolonies+Dependencies/Addons
More Red
MrCrayfish's Furniture Mod
Naturalist
Nether's Delight
Ocean's Delight
Potion Blender
Railcraft Reborn
Ranged Pumps
Rechiseled + Create addon
Repurposed Structures
RS Insert Export Upgrade
Security Craft
Sparse Structures Reforged
Structury
Super Factory Manager
Sushi Go Crafting
Tempad
The Lost Cities
The Undergarden
Towers of the Wild Modded
Towns and Towers
Traveler's Backpack
Twigs
Twilight's Flavor & Delight
U Team Core
Useful Railroads
Voidscape
When Dungeons Arise
All YUNG's mod
These are the mods removed
Sorry for spamming iedy dont kill me
kill him
some of the mods in that list are too nice to be removed
I'll look into it later gotta work a lil

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A lot of mods mentioning delight
Time to try my new earphones
Is he a microcelebrity or something
Not having aether sucks
Idk whats Greg tech is but i sawe people talk about it
something-something delight = cooking mod
Greg tech
Cooking delight
greg tech is industrial craft, but you also enjoy your balls and penis being mutilated
Binging with Delight
Busy literally described it perfectly
Babish
There is still a godzillion cooking recipes
Delight is racist
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Were kinda starting endgame, im gonna talk to the main guy about opening the server soon
You guys like omelette?
if I were to join, I would run away from everyone to the furthest corner of the map and grind some magic mod there, autistically refusing to communicate with anyone
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My bad I fat fingered that
Good

The more differnt factions the better
Шисовнед 
Moon runes in brainfart????
Ban him
Офц

you mean you have pvp?
I fucking LOVE gasoline
I fuck with gamen
@solar obsidian didnt even have to wait that long lmao
No
no):
I'm pretty fine, actually
I've been recently cutting on sugar in my diet (i.e. cutting on my entire diet being sugar) and my body screams
im having a coffee with cake
gonna shank a mf for a chocolate bar
should have described cake in any capacity if wanted to make me suffer
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he is casting meat magic look out
Satisfactory
that's a dead anime girl
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