🎪bruh-fart

[foggy mantle]

Tboat kisses therealflopultrahd4k

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[tidal trellis]

ew

[prisma quiver]

Chicagistani

[tidal trellis]

Your mother

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

hulk4969 is kissing themselves.. what?

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[modest dragon]

weird but ok i guess

[fading shuttle]

ghost of tsushima will be done in hour

oh yeah, we gaming

[modest dragon]

wait its out on steam?

[fading shuttle]

yeah

an hour ago

[modest dragon]

thx for that info

[prisma quiver]

Oh

[modest dragon]

ill get it right away

[grizzled meadow]

Alex will be banned, just want to let the channel know

[prisma quiver]

I LOVE HARD GAMES!!!!

We are so back

[fading shuttle]

its also been posted on the ***100% off ***websites

[fading shuttle]

yippee

[modest dragon]

wait what happened

[grizzled meadow]

Blocked me

[modest dragon]

i would never block you tho

[inland jackal]

thats a kek@inland jackal for alex

[fading shuttle]

@grizzled meadow we have heard that before

[grizzled meadow]

Chad behaviour vs Alex behaviour (virgin)

[modest dragon]

then i will uphold my promise with utmost respect and dignity

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/fury-herz-aus-stahl-gif-21424246

[final cedar]

[placid sail]

maybe I should block falco too

seems trendy

[final cedar]

I will severely escalate the situation

[placid sail]

right on

[fading shuttle]

falco cries a lot when someone does that

very entertaining

[solar obsidian]

🎆

[final cedar]

wait what if everyone blocked everyone

[placid sail]

messing with falco is almost irresistible, true

[final cedar]

ok blocking everyone is tedious as fuck

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/creaming-gif-24846469

[final cedar]

bullshit discord

[placid sail]

write a script

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

its the universe telling you to play librum

[final cedar]

8h scripting trial and error to automate a 30 minute task?

[placid sail]

nuh uh

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-helldiver-join-the-helldivers-snap-gif-2761199993937679942

[fading shuttle]

librum bad wildlander good

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[final cedar]

did you install a debugger?

[fading shuttle]

librum doesnt use requiem therefore its automatically worse

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[naive bison]

if people who would like one are female, around the age of 30, are 6 foot tall and have large breasts, i'd like to volunteer

[ruby minnow]

i'm over here being nationalistic i'm so patriotic man

off to berlin i go

[naive bison]

"I am a turkish nationalist, Ask me anything!
How is it like, to live in Berlin?"

[modest dragon]

i get blocked all the time

https://tenor.com/view/eh-meh-jim-jim-halpert-the-office-gif-25317293

[placid sail]

kekpoint

[modest dragon]

i just bought it for 44€

finished download in 8 mins nice

[fading shuttle]

🏴‍☠️

[modest dragon]

no real life for me in the next month

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836438948103716924/1240696901020553268/cattospaw_-_RDownload.mov?ex=66478088&is=66462f08&hm=3f873d3d8204bee757d0053e8711f22d5abb9e8c5dba013923e334aa6c8ded75&

[modest dragon]

btw i didnt ask how is my favorite mod doing today

[grizzled meadow]

I'll kill you

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[ruby minnow]

its too late batman

i already potrayed you as the soyjak

and me as the chad

[tidal trellis]

oh.

[placid sail]

you better watch yourself out there boy

[magic tartan]

WAHT

does it mean

[pastel quartz]

@grizzled meadow thats tough man

[naive bison]

russian

[fading shuttle]

i wont lie, this is definitely me when заблокировать

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-invincible-break-through-wall-gangstalkers-gif-21360556

[tidal trellis]

haha squiggly letters

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-you-should-have-died-at-birth-invincible-gif-282840018936904444

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/iletter-gif-4359880

[ruby minnow]

urdu alphabet

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-stop-hold-on-wait-wait-wait-gif-8137743

[solar obsidian]

and people say that its hard to install gamma

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/nano-love-yourself-nano-shinonome-nichijou-gif-6125270319048829429

[pastel quartz]

brainfart paid advertisement

[tidal trellis]

no thanks

[tidal trellis]

if u can read, its ez

[stone blade]

Been there , had to help my dad build a roof over the porche on the village house

No , remove macedonia then you will fix the problems

Didn't ask

[narrow lotus]

that made me laugh

[lone cedar]

To brat moj, even better solution

[narrow lotus]

Me when i was 12 : Yeah , my dad has a Ferrari but you guys cant see it he keeps it hidden from the gypsies

i cant

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/petty-parker-smoke-snoop-dogg-homer-simpson-disappear-gif-17093677

[stone blade]

I do not support any agression against the macedonians

at least online

[narrow lotus]

p!weebsh lick

[foggy mantle]

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[lone cedar]

my gf went to macedonia to cheat on me with a macedonian 😡

[stone blade]

?

wtf is wrong with you iedy

[pastel quartz]

horni

[stone blade]

you lost

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-hurt-pain-gif-19380087

[narrow lotus]

man

[stone blade]

I was 13

I was hamming away the nails

[modest dragon]

my step father always said hes a jedi he can get a beer with just his mind and then told me to get him one

realized it way too late

[modest dragon]

p!kiss @modest dragon

[foggy mantle]

hulk4969 is kissing themselves.. what?

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[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-just-stoned-chilled-chilling-trendizisst-gif-14829195

kinda !gae

[modest dragon]

is it tho

[pastel quartz]

you do you man

no judgement

[modest dragon]

oops

[pastel quartz]

but i will be judging you however

[modest dragon]

i think wrote something offensive

goddamnit idk whati shouldnt say

[modest dragon]

yes

[pastel quartz]

did you say the G word?

[prisma quiver]

Ginger

[modest dragon]

ohhhh thats why you said gae

[pastel quartz]

dont say the G word man

[modest dragon]

i didnt

[pastel quartz]

its the worst slur

[prisma quiver]

Fn

[modest dragon]

its gae not the other one

[pastel quartz]

!gae

p!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[modest dragon]

why ! ?

[prisma quiver]

p!iedy

[modest dragon]

im so confused

[prisma quiver]

!iedy

I forgor

[pastel quartz]

there is bot commands

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/farnsworth-futurama-gif-5319799

[prisma quiver]

p!lockdown

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the settings.lockdown permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[prisma quiver]

!lockdown

Whats the iedy meme

[pastel quartz]

p!birb

[pastel quartz]

uh

[prisma quiver]

H-h-h-ell nah

[modest dragon]

where can you look those commands up

[pastel quartz]

task failed succesfully ig

p!Help

[foggy mantle]

Command List

🥞 Currency

addbalance, balance, blackjack, buy, claimrewards, daily, deposit, fish, give, giveitem, highlow, inventory, iteminfo, leaderboard, lottery, removebalance, resetbalance, rob, russianroulette, sell, shop, slots, trivia, use, withdraw, work

🎉 Fun

8ball, akinator, bigtext, coinflip, embed, fml, higherlower, roast, say, ship, xkcd

🖼 Images

beautiful, birb, byemom, cat, meme, dog, f, facts, gmagik, illegal, sepia, saturate, darken, brighten, invert, grayscale, implode, explode, magik, present, kiss, hug, slap, cry, smile, blush, lewd, weebsh, wizard

ℹ Info

avatar, donate, help, invite, ping, roleinfo, serverinfo, stats, support, userinfo

📊 Leveling

level, levelcalculator, levelleaderboard, levelmessages, levelroles, resetlevel, userlevelsettings, xpchannel, xp

⚒ Mod

ban, clearinfractions, duration, infractions, kick, mute, purge, reason, removeinfractions, softban, unban, unmute, vckick, warn

⚙ Settings

lockdown, channeltoggle, currencysettings, customreplies, deletelog, editlog, farewell, forceend, greeting, itemsetup, lotterysetup, modlog, perms, prefix, setcurrency, togglenowplaying

🎵 Music

autoplay, bassboost, join, lyrics, move, nowplaying, pause, play, queue, remove, repeat, resume, search, seek, shuffle, skip, stop, volume

🔞 Nsfw

boobs, butts, gtn, porngif, rule34

👱 Roles

autorole, getrole, reactionroles, role, selfrole

🔧 Utility

addtag, botlist, calc, choose, edittag, embedcreate, embededit, giveaway, notifications, poll, removetag, reroll, suggest, tag, translate, urban

To get more info on a command, do p!help command name

[prisma quiver]

Tree femboy arc

[modest dragon]

thank you very

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529049541148934155/1240700220162052126/image0-161.png?ex=6647839f&is=6646321f&hm=d2b331929c19cab0da37e7a5df08f370e853e113f6ad35739df336330be24cde&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=350&height=350

[pastel quartz]

DO NOT USE THE 18+ gifs

[naive bison]

@grizzled meadow ^^^^^^^^^

[pastel quartz]

or do but im not responsible for you

[prisma quiver]

Someone check if the 18+ commands work

[modest dragon]

so im not even allowed to use whats provided damn

[pastel quartz]

yea the mods are literally dictators with foot fetishes

[modest dragon]

its like im getting set up to be banned i already have a mod that bullies me

[pastel quartz]

iedy bullies everyone

[modest dragon]

haha thats not the one

[dreamy flax]

@heavy aspen (kaiserwehr) has been banned for reason: Yeah , you are not cut for our server

[pastel quartz]

falco bullies everone

[prisma quiver]

Literally 1984

[modest dragon]

wait what

[pastel quartz]

you see @modest dragon

literaly a dictatorship

[modest dragon]

but that was reasonable

[pastel quartz]

ok wait i saw the name

[modest dragon]

i agree with that decision

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

yh mayb we let that one slide

[prisma quiver]

Literal dictatorship

[sage otter]

Mods hate love

[prisma quiver]

1984

All hail the moderators because you can't love eachother

[modest dragon]

ofc cause its the n word only n's are allowed to say or not?

[pastel quartz]

mods hate hate

we dont know yet

[pastel quartz]

welp

[modest dragon]

what does fn stand for

[pastel quartz]

not at all

[prisma quiver]

Fruit ninja

[pastel quartz]

t boat put those reacts?

[modest dragon]

this is all so confusing

i mean maybe im not one

[pastel quartz]

if it was tboat hes meaning fucking [REDACTED]

[sage otter]

https://fnamerica.com/

[pastel quartz]

hes a rap enjoyer so the language is used alot

[prisma quiver]

It means fruit ninja

[pastel quartz]

doubt...

[modest dragon]

redacted starts with r tho

[pastel quartz]

Silly billy

[prisma quiver]

Fn

[modest dragon]

why am i Fabrique Nationale

[final cedar]

freaky nevil

[prisma quiver]

Fn

Fruit ninja

[sage otter]

You're nationaly manufactured, can't do much about it

[modest dragon]

hello fellow fruit ninja

[modest dragon]

fair i guess

[prisma quiver]

Abbreviate it like I do

[pastel quartz]

misinformation

[final cedar]

full nerd

[prisma quiver]

That is not what that means

It means fruit ninja

[modest dragon]

you fn

fruit ninja

[pastel quartz]

cope

[modest dragon]

and now im a black dot idk anymore

[pastel quartz]

listen man mods will take jokes like that the wrong way

[modest dragon]

?

[pastel quartz]

jus be careful we lost too many based users to shit like this

[modest dragon]

he literally called it fruit ninja

[pastel quartz]

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/kay-flock-dancing-gif-5216957336373024623

[pastel quartz]

keep pulling the joke along see what happens

[modest dragon]

wait i didnt

[pastel quartz]

ill bring my kekl emote out

[sage otter]

Fruit around and fruit out

[pastel quartz]

this looks like a guy is getting some good head actually

[pastel quartz]

not really an L

[modest dragon]

goddamn the alcohol painkiller mix is catching up to me i should get some rest

[pastel quartz]

real

[prisma quiver]

Fr fn

[pastel quartz]

you dont rest in brainfart

I hear the painkiller alcohol mix is great for resting forever

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4PZ4X7KBt4

[modest dragon]

no

[pastel quartz]

ok ill delete my account

[modest dragon]

win win for me

[pastel quartz]

you are the hulk

you are supposed to be a avenger

i dont think those kinda mixes will kill you

[modest dragon]

f*** the avengers i do my own avenger with blackjack and h**kers

[pastel quartz]

fuck off

blackjack and hookers are not cool

you know what is cool

minecraft

[placid sail]

real

[modest dragon]

i mean blackjack in gamma is kinda neat

[pastel quartz]

the fact that superhero movies are still so popular tell me that millenials and gen z are still kids no matter how old they get

[pastel quartz]

real

hookers are not cool

[placid sail]

hookers are cool

[inland jackal]

why am i getting vtubers in my yt shorts

[placid sail]

but minecraft is better

[inland jackal]

curse you alex

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005676163424862221/1240704920366354513/caption.gif?ex=66478800&is=66463680&hm=4457d74233a4299e6e6f5cad5ba4fbd7086aca008bbaace44d14031af996d4c2&

[modest dragon]

i dont wanna dig my ban hole deeper i dont answer that

[pastel quartz]

mine craft and hookers?

[placid sail]

very cool

[sage otter]

Hookers are cringe, but minecraft & hookers sounds cool

[pastel quartz]

its fine most people here have lots of warnings

and mutes

[placid sail]

mega cool if a hooker is going to play minecraft too

[sage otter]

Like you can afk for the day and pay her to mine 5hours while you're gone

[pastel quartz]

shiiii

[prisma quiver]

1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣

[placid sail]

there's mods for that

[modest dragon]

whats that supposed to mean

[prisma quiver]

I have 3 warns

[pastel quartz]

1 then 2 then

[modest dragon]

ohhhh

[pastel quartz]

3

[sage otter]

Mods won't suck your dick

Maybe some

[pastel quartz]

iedy

[sage otter]

ye

[pastel quartz]

mayb falco

[sage otter]

def falco

[pastel quartz]

i think aldo or skom will bite it off

s5 and josta will just look at it and leave

[solar obsidian]

smoke trees

[sage otter]

Josta will put on a public castration show in offtopics before banning you

[modest dragon]

yea but i still need help from the wonderful people in support if i have problems i cant risk that

[pastel quartz]

then just read the rules

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/lotta-words-wow-thats-a-lot-of-words-not-reading-that-not-reading-wow-gif-26878516

[pastel quartz]

although no one actually does that

[pastel quartz]

yea ik

[pastel quartz]

could NOT be me

[dreamy flax]

weseli has no warnings..

[inland jackal]

whar

[sage otter]

Screenshot all the install and support channel then go crazy as much as you want

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: delight72

@scenic sable @ <t:1712598517:f>

Stop making edgy jokes. This time 'africa simulator'.

@heavy peak @ <t:1687697015:f>

You too, don't repost memes with slurs

⚠️ Warnings: unwiseandmysticaltree

@heavy peak @ <t:1687697016:f>

Please don't post any current war related footage. Thank you.

[modest dragon]

i read them over a year ago should be enough

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: dinaaa313

@uncut obsidian @ <t:1707592580:f>

posting entire movies is against discord TOS

@heavy peak @ <t:1688490119:f>

N-word in a meme

[prisma quiver]

Mf got no criminal record

Crazy

[final cedar]

You're not even him figuratively

[modest dragon]

seee i told you

im done fore

for

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: moatofalltime

@weary kindle @ <t:1715191641:f>

quoting nazi germany anthem. try again bozo

@heavy peak @ <t:1706120310:f>

Rule #2: No war related posts

@grizzled meadow @ <t:1708726972:f>

N-word in video, unlucky

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus show them my mutes

[pastel quartz]

africa simulator

I would know

[modest dragon]

wait what

[sage otter]

Can't you need perms

[final cedar]

as a german, aren't you ashamed of these 3 being your warns?

talk about a stereotype

[prisma quiver]

Oh I aint even know I was quoting a nazi anthem

[pastel quartz]

shiii

uhh

yh bro

[modest dragon]

as an austrian i agree

[prisma quiver]

I forgor what my 2nd warn was

[sage otter]

You can check in your dms with xelA

[final cedar]

cause you got no leverage

[prisma quiver]

And my first warn was the vid of comethazine punching someone after he says "Bitch ass (BLANK) comethazine"

[modest dragon]

no cause i am ashamed

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1079137881244844134/2024.mp4

[modest dragon]

i mean yea and that too

[pastel quartz]

outta here

cheers

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-dwight-the-general-manfredi-sylvester-stallone-tulsa-king-s1e6-gif-27284894

[fading shuttle]

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/postnord-fuck-postnord-hate-god-gif-12527740474857265725

[final cedar]

Karl Turban Nailed Dredd

[prisma quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

Is that nba youngboy

AGAIN

[modest dragon]

i really want a 2nd one

[modest dragon]

hes amazing in the boys too

i should watch that again

[prisma quiver]

Chicagistani's are real asf

[dreamy flax]

⚠️ Warnings: bz11k

@steady trellis @ <t:1695741237:f>

Keep those slurs to yourself, no matter if we auto-delete them

[placid sail]

heh

[final cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1079488974420197446/255.webm

[prisma quiver]

Yo wha 😭

[dreamy flax]

hulk4969 has no warnings..

[prisma quiver]

I haven't even sad any slurs yet

said

[final cedar]

What about his Éomer role?

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/karl-urban-lotr-lordoftherings-bow-gif-4734769

[placid sail]

well yes, that's the whole point skom

[modest dragon]

tbh even if the movie is not top he is in my opinion

[tidal trellis]

he lil sad

[prisma quiver]

DOG

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-pet-that-dog-that-dawg-dawg-pet-that-dog-bear-dog-gif-14970386282193765062

[narrow sorrel]

p!r34 is apparently a slur

[modest dragon]

even with no sound i can hear it

[tidal trellis]

lamarrrr

[sage otter]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794773225389031495/1240316234092904559/Human_flesh.jpg?ex=66476f82&is=66461e02&hm=012c9068858aa3168d75410266c3b8857b01d31754658678e05c44b2a9f8529b&=&format=webp&width=697&height=670

[final cedar]

looking at IMDb's top 20 austrian movies... bro wtf

[wraith osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355354448983490561/1240707422646046750/RDT_20240515_2238394640608703541166436.jpg

[final cedar]

writing on the wall or smth

it's from 1924 after all

what's THE best austrian movie?

[narrow sorrel]

...a c1?

[final cedar]

I don't trust imdb, jeff don't know movies

[placid sail]

like they say, the greatest achievement of Austria is making everyone think Einstein was Austrian and Hitler wasn't

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/citroen-citroen-c1-jamesdusty-ok-and-discord-gif-27053500

[narrow sorrel]

Kid named From Ohio:

[final cedar]

einstein was austrian?

[wraith osprey]

🫃

[final cedar]

I though he's a mountain man

[pastel quartz]

[final cedar]

fondue eater

[placid sail]

he's from ohio

[modest dragon]

i think now is the time for me to leave haha

[sage otter]

Raclette >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fondue

[final cedar]

gdman Einstein was born in germany but graduated in Switzerland

[modest dragon]

i never heard enyone saying einstein is austrian

in my life this is the first time i heared it

[final cedar]

I think that's a common saying

[modest dragon]

no

its mozart and hitler

[final cedar]

when it comes to austria, heard it before

[dreamy flax]

📚 Einstein

Really really [smart guy]. Came up with the theory of [relativity] and the [equation] e = mc^2, which basically means that mass and energy are fundamentally related. Can also be used to describe someone who is really smart.

[final cedar]

no the point is that he didn't come from austria

[modest dragon]

that must me a usa thing

[placid sail]

people on the internet will believe absolutely anything

• barrack obama

[modest dragon]

no i get it i just never heard that before

[dreamy flax]

📚 Barrack Obama

A made up name; a misspelling of [Barack Obama], the 43rd [president of the United States]. All definitions therefore of Barrack Obama other than this definition are [irrelevant] and incorrect.

[pastel quartz]

yh same

[final cedar]

[modest dragon]

what is bad about that

[dreamy flax]

📚 moderate

1. a sane person;
2. someone with a political belief that sits between the two extremes of liberal and conservative, usually combining aspects of both (example: liberal on social issues yet conservative on economic issues);
3. someone who seeks [compromise] on political issues and as such gets insulted by the two extremes who just don't get the idea that this form of government survives by compromise;
4. someone whose political beliefs seem quiet and mild, and as such always ignored by the media, which seeks out people from the [screechy] Left and [shrill] Right because they make for better sound bites.

[pastel quartz]

1827 days

[placid sail]

Delight you MUST know who Einstein is, even if your slavic battle royale country has no education

[pastel quartz]

legend says im still muted

[placid sail]

it's impossible not to

[fading shuttle]

Tell Livy Dunn I love her - Baldwin IV of Jerusalem "The leper king"

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/goodfellas-wiseguys-funny-guy-gangster-hilarious-gif-19855283

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...

📚 Metro ( | 'mɛtroʊ )

• An electric railway operating below the surface of the ground (usually in a city)

[dreamy flax]

📚 sex

[Face it], the only reason that you're [looking up] sex right now is so that you can get horny from [people's] definitions.

[pastel quartz]

fuck off bot

[final cedar]

I operate below the surface

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-sad-sad-sarcasm-smile-gif-10798627

[placid sail]

called out, tree

[pastel quartz]

this is what i wanted

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691437763383394385/894680280999293028/image0.gif

[modest dragon]

and you think thats better xD

[pastel quartz]

you would not get it

[modest dragon]

hey i wont judge you atleast in here

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kingmichel-michel-bounce-gif-9253125478950048476

[placid sail]

tree man hitting that lavussy from behind daily

[rare mica]

Play russian roulette but the loser doesn't shoot themselves instead gets conscripted

[modest dragon]

i shouldve discovered this channel earlier i didnt know thats the best channel in the server lmao

[pastel quartz]

that happens on the daily

[pastel quartz]

listen

[modest dragon]

am i allowed to say that

[pastel quartz]

we are not here for stalker GAMMA

[placid sail]

better late than never

[pastel quartz]

Stalker Gamma is here for brainfart

[rare mica]

Stalker GREEN

[modest dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/based-gigachad-chad-gif-23901955

[rare mica]

Only faction is freedom

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/weed-the-virtual-joint-smoke-lmfao-gif-16818317

[placid sail]

breedom

[pastel quartz]

[rare mica]

Weedom

[narrow lotus]

[rare mica]

Trying to ignore this

[modest dragon]

someone recommend me a movie so i can slip into my delirium in bed

[narrow lotus]

Hi Busyyy

[solar obsidian]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bDUhn.gif

[lone cedar]

cheese to meet u

[pastel quartz]

spunkbob keyboard

[solar obsidian]

there was something off about this keyboard

[wraith osprey]

its texture and general feeling, the constant clicking

[pastel quartz]

It makes you hungry doesent it

[solar obsidian]

its like its not even working

[wraith osprey]

something was seriously a swiss

[tidal trellis]

professional drawing

[naive bison]

🫃

[true sedge]

my dream job is to be like a falun gong spokesman but for the west

just start making stuff up

I go on RT and im like "yeah in the UK the trains are actually still steam powered"

[solar obsidian]

but they are

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bWiID.gif

[grizzled meadow]

Not doing great if people blocks me

[narrow lotus]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

D O G S

[toxic sundial]

Alo

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-blocked-message-1blocked-message-gif-26596700

[toxic sundial]

They are brothers

[narrow lotus]

i love them

❤️

[toxic sundial]

One is regarded

Like unironically

[narrow lotus]

It happens

We do not care , we love

[toxic sundial]

Absolutely

[narrow lotus]

Still more sane than 90% of twitter users

[final cedar]

is that a two headed wiener dog?

[toxic sundial]

If I owned twitter I would make it so you can only post cats, and if the ai detected no cat in the picture you get precision air strike on your GPS location

[fallow trellis]

if i owned twitter i would ban pornography

[prisma quiver]

Tumbl

tumbler

[solar obsidian]

can u send me a friend request, please. i forgot that blocking unfriends people and u disabled friend requests

[narrow lotus]

No

We are not doing that again

1984

[fallow trellis]

the only content i would allow is thugshaker content

[solar obsidian]

shut up, i own you

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/i7UZjb1R5AD.gif

[solar obsidian]

kitten

[fallow trellis]

how can a mod be a kitten at the same time

[final cedar]

mitten

[fallow trellis]

kod

[solar obsidian]

ask ||madirex||

[final cedar]

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/mute-command-mod-moderator-brick-wall-gif-23147652

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-sexy-pig-sexy-fat-bikini-sexy-back-gif-12315959

the way it walk, I can't breathe

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/im-unmuted-ben-shapiro-discord-muted-im-unmuted-gif-19235382

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-yeah-right-sarcastic-angry-not-funny-gif-3568132

[fallow trellis]

i would kill myself

on the spot

so that person can witness

id kill myself infront of him

shower him with my blood and guts

no homo

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-falls-in-love-close-up-gif-15191490740796280635

[stiff marsh]

@edgy abyss you little shit lol

muh role!

[edgy abyss]

[uncut yew]

!grim

[split canyon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1085694647101300756/for-grimm.gif

[narrow sorrel]

Why is a farm tool named grim anime?

[stiff marsh]

Them's fightin words with this scalie!

[narrow lotus]

Falco reeks of ass

[wraith osprey]

just call them furrys bro 😭

[narrow lotus]

p!exile

[foggy mantle]

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[edgy abyss]

[stiff marsh]

I was trolling grim and he flexed his helper powers.

[narrow lotus]

!exiled

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[split canyon]

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[edgy abyss]

[narrow sorrel]

Back to the kwama egg mines!

[edgy abyss]

I'll egg your mines

[stiff marsh]

Fine fine, I'll try to only come back and troll you once a month instead of once a week.

[edgy abyss]

You'll have to do it here since I won't remove the role

[uncut yew]

You can troll Grim every single day, it is ok, I'll permit it

[narrow sorrel]

but will you enable it?

[stiff marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/unforgiven-will-clint-eastwood-smile-yes-gif-22374708

[narrow sorrel]

Unfit to help now?

[uncut yew]

I just removed the exile role and someone slapped the clown on him

[edgy abyss]

[narrow sorrel]

"yes touch"

[stiff marsh]

Now that just hits where it hurts Grimm...

[edgy abyss]

[narrow sorrel]

Bro's really rubbing in the discord nitro

[edgy abyss]

[stiff marsh]

@solar obsidian save me!

[narrow sorrel]

(why is it on a d20)

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

[edgy abyss]

why not?

[narrow sorrel]

What are the other 19 sides

[fallow trellis]

fucking tease

[fading shuttle]

tsushimi time

[solar obsidian]

sir yes sir. glory to the united states of america

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yes-jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-16101439

[fading shuttle]

nvm, i have to eat food

youtube time

[edgy abyss]

*Redtube

[stiff marsh]

My savior!

[narrow sorrel]

"How to Serve Man"

[solar obsidian]

have u acquired the game through legal means?

[fading shuttle]

yes /s

[stiff marsh]

Soon you may grow up from youtube to Funker530

[stone blade]

eeehe

God bless UK people

[fading shuttle]

no, /srs = serious

[narrow sorrel]

p!xvideos

[stone blade]

and their arrogance

I love them

[edgy abyss]

[fading shuttle]

woman

[stone blade]

a little over an hour with a customer who was pairing the TV for his Mother , we did everything it went smoothly however i had to send an engineer and hte moment I said the date the dude was ready to start colonizing again @narrow lotus

[narrow sorrel]

you should wash

[stiff marsh]

You must have a REALLY good hiding spot for us to not find you

[stiff marsh]

https://funker530.com

[narrow sorrel]

The Pico flash game from newgrounds was telling the truth about "Chicks with Dicks"?!

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

that means you can jack off

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

and of course

instantly started crying about a manager

yes bro i can totally do that

[narrow sorrel]

...what?v

[stone blade]

its not like there's multiple procedures I must do and only then schedule a call with a manager
but ye lemme put you through

idiots

[narrow lotus]

ivan being in customer service is such a life trick

[stone blade]

I wish UK people all the best

(not)

[narrow sorrel]

...Wood what do you mean "ready to start colonizing"?

[stone blade]

Nothing

[fading shuttle]

HEY, HES NEW KILL HIM

[narrow sorrel]

Wait are you coordinating service in the uk from the slavlands?

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @tight trench

[narrow lotus]

what the fuck

[stiff marsh]

Thats my old unit.

[narrow sorrel]

bro is REALLY making use of that "wish"

[remote vine]

you guys allow child soldiers?

[stiff marsh]

some of those 18 year olds were nothing better than children.

[narrow sorrel]

He's a volunteer

[fading shuttle]

if hes old enough to run, hes old enough to gun

[narrow sorrel]

He's not even paid

[remote vine]

just doing shit for the fun of it

[pale ingot]

he has no rules, no boundaries. he doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide.

[narrow sorrel]

Kojima was right about first person shooters

[tidal trellis]

welp thats almost all the half life games done

I feel depressed

[tidal trellis]

this doesn't help

infact it makes me sadder

[gleaming grove]

Darnish

[pale ingot]

skibidii dop dop dopp yess yeeeeexsss skiobidi dw diip dipp

[tidal trellis]

👍

[gleaming grove]

What a devil dog

[tidal trellis]

you make me sad

[gleaming grove]

This is straight up rizzing my man

Very skibidi

[stiff marsh]

You play Black Mesa too?

[pale ingot]

i saw his gyatt, caseoh......................

how does the brainrot go now

[tidal trellis]

I played it in place of half life 1. I never actually finished it, only as far as Surface Tension

[pale ingot]

all i hear is jujutsu kaisen brainrot

[tidal trellis]

but now I plan to reinstall and finish it

[pale ingot]

not the skibidi shit anymore

[tidal trellis]

alongside Blue Shift and Opposing Force

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-cat-uncanny-scary-hug-gif-4104709037517274182

[narrow sorrel]

did you play deathmatch?

[gleaming grove]

I do not define movement, the movement defines me

[tidal trellis]

if there is one thing in life I love very much, is 100% Half Life

[gleaming grove]

Black Mesa is tbh

[tidal trellis]

I sorta had a hl2 dm craze some years ago, nothing serious but it stopped for some reason after some time

[gleaming grove]

My first time playing Hl1

[tidal trellis]

dunno why

[tidal trellis]

hl1 death match is something I don't wanna get into cause of crossow bolts and gauss instant killing

• idk how to bhop in that

[open laurel]

am i allowed to be mean

[narrow sorrel]

bind jump 2 scroll wheel

[gleaming grove]

No man

You are supposed to be meaningless

[open laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984259758506795012/1008548502776860842/24313E80-9FA7-440E-ACA9-0449EF92B417.gif

[tidal trellis]

fuck maybe I SHOULD get back into half life 2 dm

[open laurel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921945359243153448/1072566502043156510/they_bug.gif

[tidal trellis]

it was pretty fun last I remember

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-muted-jeremy-clarkson-gif-24026601

@green schooner

[tidal trellis]

who would play this garbo

[fading shuttle]

wait charon got muted

when did this happen

[tidal trellis]

we should make a brainfart event where we play this

[pastel quartz]

got me sold

[tidal trellis]

he was rejected too? LMAO

L

[pastel quartz]

THATS TOUGH

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-ripbozo-pitalonzo-alex-lafreniere-alex-iafreniere-gif-18890780

[fading shuttle]

he died to fuck with falco

i respect that

[open laurel]

wait

what did they do

[fading shuttle]

spoiled the walking dead to falco

[pastel quartz]

you can still see this chat when rejected

[open laurel]

spoiling some certified mid

[tidal trellis]

welp here we go

[fading shuttle]

thats cus falco is watching the show

he has always had mid tastes tbh

[open laurel]

crazy honestly

ryry posted a cropped photo of the "ambatukam" guy and got muted for 2 weeks

[fading shuttle]

according to charon, he has been muted until falco finishes watching the show

with the speed falco watches shows, this is a perma mute

[tidal trellis]

imagine falco never finishes it

[open laurel]

yeah thats crazy

im gonna spoil it

[tidal trellis]

infamous last words

[open laurel]

rick wakes up from a coma

[fading shuttle]

i dont have to imagine it

rick has a wife

[open laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/gusic-cat-gusic-gat-cat-spin-gif-19530529

[tidal trellis]

and he has coral

[open laurel]

coral

carl and coral

[livid pond]

gaming

[fading shuttle]

[open laurel]

thats so crazy

[gusty tendon]

@solar obsidian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5NTJSfUWDE invic on this now

[mossy void]

No he posted a cropped photo of his jizz across the screen

[fading shuttle]

ryry posted his own cum?

daamn

[mossy void]

If it was just his face that’d be different, but it was quite literally the money shot

[fading shuttle]

thats hot

[prisma quiver]

ROLLING ALL THIS WEED CAUSE THIS SHIT GROW ON TREES 🗣️ 🔥

[gusty tendon]

what the fuck did i just walk into-

[uncut yew]

SNOY moment

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-bye-grampa-simpson-gif-16929121

[tidal trellis]

welcome to my world

[narrow sorrel]

6 days is finally coming out?

[gusty tendon]

everytime i see heresy in brain fart

https://tenor.com/view/adios-sicario-benicio-bye-goodbye-gif-26727325

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-hochimachi-suisei-dance-cry-gif-22703301

[livid pond]

6 days until alex is coming out

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[prisma quiver]

@gusty tendon Big ass blunt, do /warnings

Trynna see yo criminal record

[stiff marsh]

Buy Six Days in Fallujah instead. Fun game.

[gusty tendon]

my only warning was shit posting in the wrong channel and a mute for goofing with Aldo

[prisma quiver]

Bigass blunt

[narrow sorrel]

14 years in the making

[prisma quiver]

alex can u do /warnings for me pwease...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005676163424862221/1240704920366354513/caption.gif?ex=66478800&is=66463680&hm=4457d74233a4299e6e6f5cad5ba4fbd7086aca008bbaace44d14031af996d4c2&

[livid pond]

i tried it, kinda mid for now

[fading shuttle]

me

this is how the average bulgarian looks like

[stiff marsh]

I played it for a couple quite a while when it first came out. Then I put it down and haven't come back to it yet. Looking forward to the story.

[livid pond]

damn shits still downloading for me smh

[fading shuttle]

you buy it?

[narrow sorrel]

Like... beard is too short to be Guan Yu...?

[livid pond]

no dumbass

[fading shuttle]

thats a mongol

several hundred year difference between who you think it is and who it actually is

[narrow sorrel]

No it's clearly a Magyar

[fading shuttle]

HE IS BULGAR

https://tenor.com/view/rusev-entrance-bulgaria-wwe-smackdown-gif-9875357

[narrow sorrel]

Bulgar deez

[sage otter]

Burglar*

[fading shuttle]

now i will go and be the ghost of tsushima

[pastel quartz]

i dont remeber bulgarians looking like mongols

[tidal trellis]

but why is he a ghost

[fading shuttle]

too shit to actually fight the mongols like a man

[narrow sorrel]

in ebic mounted archery?

[narrow sorrel]

cuz he dies a lot

[tidal trellis]

L

[fading shuttle]

counting the arrows, yes, too shit

[tidal trellis]

L

L

[fading shuttle]

game runs great currently

[sage otter]

Mounted archery is no joke

Mongolians were insanely skilled

[fading shuttle]

to be fair, this is an invasion of an island, mongols couldnt bring along most of their horses

so my character is just shit

[sage otter]

Mongolian coping

[fading shuttle]

nah the character is japanese

[sage otter]

Why didn't you commit seppuku when you realised you lost

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/421138480115089424/1240731283211161600/FB_IMG_1715883747171.jpg?ex=6647a08d&is=66464f0d&hm=b593c59b9fbdd5c02d384f0e1181eaaecb618fd089fc79f8dd6c859fb6dc0f01&=&format=webp&width=331&height=468

me and who

[fading shuttle]

cus stupid

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[fading shuttle]

bro almost died and is already planning to attack a castle by himself

[tidal trellis]

he has a million iq plan

[remote vine]

https://youtu.be/wgtIi_w9kKY?si=EmwsqIPYEgoL4yA7

[fading shuttle]

this edit isnt that hard cus they specifically chose all the scenes where the ncr eats shit

[quaint ore]

Bruh fuck sony

[remote vine]

its hard specifically because ncr is eating shit

[quaint ore]

Time to bully sony again

[stiff marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/good-evil-star-wars-emporer-palpatine-darkside-gif-4624104

[river zealot]

bulgar more like bulgral

bulglar

[tight trench]

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

It is already on totally legal websites

it has no denuvo drm

[pastel quartz]

what game is this

[quaint ore]

Ghost of Tsushima

[pastel quartz]

not playing that

[fading shuttle]

it was out in less than 30 minutes

[livid pond]

i like how they still show it on the main store page but when u click on it, that shows up

[fading shuttle]

god i love russians

[pastel quartz]

liar

[fading shuttle]

they crack all my games

[quaint ore]

Is it even Russians doing 90% of cracks

[pastel quartz]

real

[fading shuttle]

yes

70% of crackers are russian

the rest is a mix of brazillians, chinese, etc

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-metal-gear-solid-v-the-phantom-pain-venom-snake-big-boss-gif-25120242

[fading shuttle]

bros, i need to pick a horse

im partial to the one on the right, black and red horse goes hard

[placid sail]

[tidal trellis]

hi busy

[placid sail]

[pale ingot]

gotta love that lil guy

[placid sail]

frog jr

[fading shuttle]

was gonna play the game with japanese

but the fuckin original dub is english, so the lip sync is off when i do that

[high meteor]

i thought they fixed that

where the lip sync is for both JP and ENG

[solar obsidian]

hiiii busy

[fading shuttle]

nope

not here atleast

[high meteor]

smh

[fading shuttle]

english still seems good doe

but i cant fulfill my weeb fantasies

[lunar brook]

Not enough underage looking vtubers in sight to enjoy videogames

[pale ingot]

NIPPON!!! KAWAII DESU!!!!! OHAYO!!

[ancient lynx]

totally not photoshopped

[fading shuttle]

smh, where is momosuzu nene when i need her

[lunar brook]

im not clicking.

[solar obsidian]

its gae sex anyway

[pale ingot]

its gae sex

[fading shuttle]

its gae sex

[lunar brook]

im clicking.

gae sex

[ancient lynx]

I'd like you to inspect my avatar

[placid sail]

thanks I'm good

also don't ever propose that to metro

[ancient lynx]

I must insist

[placid sail]

[placid sail]

needy bich

[prisma quiver]

Is obv joke

[solar obsidian]

[ancient lynx]

seems not everyone got that bit

[fading shuttle]

oh yeah, its gaming time

[solar obsidian]

are y'all for real?

[fading shuttle]

yes delight that child did kill 8 people

[tidal trellis]

no

[solar obsidian]

damn

americans are so cruel

[lapis zinc]

War is hell vs War is hell 😎

[pale ingot]

child labor is cool as hell just look at that kid

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus last call of the day

and I got fucking lucky

all the customer wanted was for his internet shield to be turned off

[tidal trellis]

average hl2 beta fan

[stone blade]

I did it in 3 seconds and spent like 20 minutes with him simply talking on the phone about our families and stuff

God bless grandpa stephen

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134850430866837545/1240445053927686164/Snapchat-13491740662.mov?ex=664695fb&is=6645447b&hm=ca4f91fe8c141e1b3a711e86ba21c448258c2262ef1763a8b5b930d05b73b91a&

[tidal trellis]

ham i really hate u

[pale ingot]

ok filipino

[tidal trellis]

you know what

I'll take this

I can live with being called this

[pale ingot]

filipino femboy

[tidal trellis]

STOP

NO

we are not doing this

[tidal trellis]

bro wtf

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/F_6IjeprfEs?si=NVgRi76o4XF6N-xk

[placid sail]

ghost of obama

[stone blade]

ROOOOOOOOOOTS BLOOOOOODY ROOOTSSSS

[tidal trellis]

ghost of brainfart when

[solar obsidian]

ban evaders be like

[river zealot]

hey ruski

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/kelz-washington-r-kelly-cigar-smoking-gif-10433399

[proud torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934871018189762664/1240675956151292025/ssstik.io_kott.tt_1715754488270.mp4?ex=66476d06&is=66461b86&hm=541ea2953a0e40b981f20e8b17f4886a817c060fa00d8ba8c00efa687529eb06&

[stone blade]

end shift > go back to watching family guy

[pale ingot]

baki is a trip

[tidal trellis]

its not over yet

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-baki-hanma-dura-wujuju-c-dura-gif-4520952528542635440

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714021183627984937/1240761267128373321/what_he_Say.mp4?ex=6647bc7a&is=66466afa&hm=e5ec7691699ac5ccf621a2b2a70abdf81f26969629186e5f5abf5f0284c8072f&

[tidal trellis]

I hate it Delight

[broken topaz]

[toxic sundial]

Somebody who's been a regular chatter in a NSFW channel for 3 years announcing they are turning 19 in a week

[broken topaz]

the math aint mathin

[solar obsidian]

classic

[toxic sundial]

It do be mathin I just don't like the output

[stone blade]

a terminally ill kid was surprised by make a wish fund. and they asked him what he wanted
when he said he wanted a bike they said "we'll get you one when you're older"

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1240762991117336576/no_edit_belle_delphine_gamma.png?ex=6647be15&is=66466c95&hm=938ca0142c190c37cde9fe3e06ee0a9fd5479eae517a58489c7d6cd454fbc0bd&

[stone blade]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

yeah ok what is this

[stone blade]

my joke or belle?

[narrow sorrel]

Homie was not suitable for work

[stone blade]

Bro one customer who was polite made my entire day

of idiotic people who don't listen

[narrow lotus]

god bless his family ( for real )

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/heck-no-clinteastwood-gif-9546577

[stone blade]

Honestly yes

Shoutout to grandpa stephen

[narrow sorrel]

so are you coordinating support in the uk from the slavlands

[tidal trellis]

stop.

[narrow lotus]

[stone blade]

I ask him may I call you stephen or steve he goes "ye call me steve only my wife calls me by my full name when I've done something" @narrow lotus

I legit laughed out loud on the call

I love him

and now the dude can play his card game in peace

[narrow sorrel]

What are you coordinating even? Telecomm service?

[stone blade]

I'm with the tech team for SKY , and we help with TV and internet problems , we can also sell them new packages and stuff

The mobile department are in india (ironically)

[stone blade]

Funny thing

[narrow sorrel]

It's not just one

[deep topaz]

went and walked a mile trail today. feel better

[stone blade]

I had an indian lady call today about a BB issue with the router it had no internet light
so the call took one hour we did so many troubleshooting steps and only for me at the end to book a BB engineer for tomorrow
she was grateful though

whoever changed my name didn't even have the decency to capitalize the I

[narrow sorrel]

How much of what you do is telling people how to do things on their end vs. actual stuff that requires provider-end action?

[stone blade]

Еби си майката

[stone blade]

?

Come again?

well

depends on the issue really

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-busted-nut-gif-21810567

[narrow sorrel]

How much actually requires SKY's involvement?

as far as personal experience goes lol

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/british-vaping-british-vape-vaping-angry-british-gif-24817613

[river zealot]

gn brainfart

gn vanya

[stone blade]

Gn sleep well

I hope your pillow stays cold

[narrow sorrel]

His name is Vanya

ender of my invictus runs

[stone blade]

so it highly depends on the issue they have , and how many steps we do and what is the outcome

[stone blade]

yesterday 90% of calls resulted in engineers

we do every single TS step and nothing fixes the issue

today

I booke only 1 engineer

[narrow sorrel]

pbjambanana hotdog?

[stone blade]

it varies highly and you cannot predict what issues the customer will have and what will fix the issue and what wont

[narrow sorrel]

(Istg that better not be tomato ketchup)

[narrow sorrel]

~~Do you have to lie about your location like in slumdog millionaire? ~~

[old kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521

[remote vine]

looks like jam

[stone blade]

No

[stone blade]

if they ask where we are based off we say Bulgaria

There's a reason for that

since Uk people love to be assholes
if you lie and tell them youre UK based they will isntantly want to speak with someone from their kind

[narrow sorrel]

#🎪bruh-fart message

are you actually in bulgaria

[pale ingot]

they want to speak with the pure blooded representatives

[stone blade]

True

[stone blade]

?

the fk kind of question is that

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 in Hungary

[stone blade]

our company is Results CX , which is then hired by SKY to use their customer service agents

and we are trained

under their policies and rules

and complience

[narrow sorrel]

I'm not doubting your competence lmao

[stone blade]

so yes I am based in Bulgaria and I'm speaking to grannie sharon about her TV not working

it doesn't matter where we are tbh as long as we have the correct systems and can connect with them

I can be in the toilet shitting and still fix a customers problem

[narrow sorrel]

Do british "people" get upset when they find out you're in Bulgaria?

[stone blade]

No

99% they don't care

[pale ingot]

the other 1% is bulgarian

[stone blade]

rarely you will get the 1% who will want to speak to a direct UK representitive

which is not possible lol

[narrow sorrel]

but they do want to talk to another brit if they hear that you're in the UK

[stone blade]

I want a lot of things

[narrow sorrel]

connects to ireland

[stone blade]

but I cannot have them

same with them

you can speak to a manage as much as you want
cry me a river

you wont speak to him

he will tell you the same thing I did

or someone directly based in UK

there's procedures we follow based on the problems customers encounter , if they are unhappy and do not want to cooperate on their end

[stone blade]

too bad goodbye call again later

[narrow sorrel]

the only thing I ever call my isp for is enabling my modem