#🎪bruh-fart
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what does this mean?
you are kinda autistic but not enough to actually be diagnosed
reread
y'all remember when this .gif first came out?
When google's Deep Dream was the only AI image generation we had to worry about?
Better times
Holy shit
Stop
If you life is being negatively impacted by it ask your doc. Online tests aren't official, and brainfart isn't your doc
False
Thats the adhd test, not autism lol
This IS medical advice

Crippling caffiene dependancy be like
I drank two coffees before bed and woke up with an abnormally high heart rate
yay or nay
I had to take my moms medication before it stopped
You must be one of those geniuses
I drink for the taste
Abnormally large brains

Abnormally large nuts on your chin
that's a pretty yay score
Btw did anyone save that meme waaaay above
It’s like
IRA vs Romanian
Can the Romanian disassemble the car before it blows up
But why
I like drinking caffiene then going back to sleep, you wake up feeling great
I dont have it
Find it then
no
And hurry up
you find it
I'm not helping you find a romanian meme that's shit anyway
find a good one
that I haven't seen a million times preferably
Romanian memes aren't shitty
this one is
yeah and I've seen it in other places another 30 times
same for that one
people can't find good romanian memes so they just post that Irish one and this plane one
I always steal Romanian memes
I've seen good romanian memes
people just can't find them
I'm going to strangle your National bird.
HAH not special
hands off the hawk
eagle
Just need to change the mask to some legos
And I still believe we autists need a symbol to express our superiority over others.
I can laugh at you
Here's my suggestion:
🫵 
These online free tests don't work
The autism stickers on cars make me laugh so hard
2/3
I knew, I just don’t like it
Yep, but they are funny
I'm so cooked, I got 2 out of 3 of those things
2/3. You will never guess which one I'm not.
the creature
I did before with busy
Simplified
Ah, thats what revived this whole thing lol
I'm not autistic
Unless you count ADHD. Then 3/3
I remember scoring 18 out of 20 on clinical depression
Btw, how exiled?
These sites are bad
Trolling
Is it the dms thing?
Nah that's old
Behold, the unholy crossover episode
Huh
I was asking how he got exiled
Tactical misclick
Damn i hate the term neurodivergent. Such a cope for just saying what things are
Retarded?
Exactly

Its on fucking eeeeverything
autistic and furry
you got gift or something
Giftedness
Furry and Gun-Nut.
lmao
God damn armchair psychology is retarded
You should not diagnose yourself off internet sites
how to test someones psychology, put them in a room with someone they hate and someone they like
Katy Higgins Lee, MFT
Duct tape person I hate to the ceiling, french-kiss person I like
This test is so easy
He looks like the patriarch from trepang2 if he was uhh... Part of a certain group that refers to themselves as wizards
its suppose to show how you would interact with them, wether irrational or rational
Actually he looks a lot like the Patriarch from Killing Floor if you remove his clothing
Never played KF
kill them both cause I don't do social experiments
Your actions produce a result regardless

you are a sociopath
yeah but they're not gonna continue the experiment if everyone's dead but me
Kill myself before I'm put in either room
We love casting spells
⚡
it produced a reaction either way, it shows even in the presence of someone you like, you still choose to listen to your impulses and act irationally
The more i look, the worse the charts get
Now I'm just going to kill myself
You're welcome
you would get diagnosed with being a psychopath if you pit the person you like against the person you hate
I dont care about what they write on their silly clipboards i just wanna be out of there as soon as possible
so I can grind elden ring
(double negligent thumb discharge)
FUCKING CAN OPENER!?
while you yourself, would have no blood on your hands
Yeah the claw hammer clearly works far better
driver?
You even tried hitting yourself lightly with a claw hammer?
The density of the head mixed with the focal design of the hammer makes quite the impact
Imagine it at full swing
bonesmashing
to get that perfect jaw
No you fucking moron, you pry off the first layer with your spoon, then you use the claw hammer to break the film under it.
Pro tip: don't use the claw if you're up against more than 1 person
That’s what I call the thing I do to your mom
Actually, I'll just bug my sister about how she feels about psych shit
My being a fucking moron has nothing to do with this dammit
YES IT DOES
you give my mom a sharp jawline?

Give her jawburn
She just got her degree in psych, to go be a counselor/therapist for teens & kids. Poor fucking soul

🖕
She will soon discover that job satisfaction and helping the world doesn't pay bills 
I'd rather make myself infertile using a cactus than deal with teenagers these days
I mean.. Therapists dont get paid horribly. (At least over here)
Punishment: duct taped to floor with goliath spider on face
Maybe she will cure the skibidi gyatt rizz generation
@oblique spire bro went full on retard mode
I like spiders
that would be cute
Larping hard huh
You're a fuckin psychopath. Only jumping spiders are cute.
they're so retarded, on and on about "bear or man" the arguements are so retarded
maybe not cute
I jump on spiders
And spiders who kill my enemies (flies and mosquitos)
cool is a better word
But would you rather chose the bear or the bull
that's literally any house spider
Bear wins
Same. Im surprised she survived her classes tbh, we both went through terrible shit growing up
I choose the enclave
Okay but if the spider is bigger than my hand I don't want anything to do with it

Goliaths, camels, tarantulas I don't want none
then it can kill your human enemies
I was fully expecting her to learn too much about how herself and her familys brains work, and quit
even better
Not really
It'll just scare the shit out of them
And be very unpleasant
"Oi! Cahnt! Dew yew fahckin moind? Oim troiying tew git ouht ohf the fahcking taype heyre cahnt!"
If I wanted to kill someone with a spider I'd use a Black Widow
Not that i want her to fail. Psych is a hell of a lot better then her og choice of interior design then architecture
maybe I am a psychopath
It called. A fucking. REDBACK
I tend to like things other people hate a lot
She's grown, gotta figure her own shit out
dude, teens these days act so childish, I would not want to deal with that
FAHCK YEW!
We are in a high crime + mixed poverty area depending on where you go
##TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! IT'S OVER
for being literally older than children, they still act retarded
She isn't ready for what kids around here cooked up
Or, she is ready. It'll just be soul sucking.
high crime? that must be the immigrants
(I'm european)
Yeah polish immigrants generally increase crime rates
woah there bro, dont go all "millions must die"
Gosh i hate them poles
Nah it's only about 12 must die in an average 6v6 lobby
Yeah they're never quite built into the ground right, always wobbling around and such
polish? non, I'm talking about different immigrants, I mean the ones in france
What's up with that? Lol
that the fucking french government let in
Oh France has like 8 different kinds of immigrants tho
You're autistic aren't you ?
I thought about the same thing to be fair
Nah bro I'd rather chug a bottle of adarell
just because the government let them in
we're all autistic here
True and real. Its a practice thing, but damn do meds make things much easier.
Easier? Max difficulty please
Yeah but they shouldn't allow so many eastern Europeans anywhere
The hard part is focusing on the right things at the right time
Focusing at one thing is hard
I have a zoomer brain dude i watch yt shorts while working

Sleep is huge
if I could I would revert france to the days of the revolution, where only for a few days, government pigs would face trials on a guilliotine
Bring back the raiding castles and beheading the king
they're gonna get the king louis and queen antoinette experience
more ...the earlydays of the revolution, and not during the jacobin terror days
Apparently human consciousness is still active after 5 minutes of beheading
brain lives till oxygen runs out
Correct me if I'm wrong, but in most cases the head is knocked unconscious by the kinetic energy delivered by the blow of having one's head chopped off
the revolution during the jacobin terror era was days of paranoia, if a revolutinary even hears of you having monarchist sympathizing thoughts, you're next on the guilliotine
Yeah that's the case in majority of executions but some very lucky fellars can blind upto 5 -20 minutes after getting beheaded
Also the French were weird
Sleep, diet, obsessive calendar usage, budget 30+ min to any timed thing, extremely strict routine and discipline
Killed the king and queen to establish Napoleon a dictator
You hear about the guy who was sentenced to death by firing squad and then coup de graced in the head with a magnum at the end and lived?
Its doable, but hardly sustainable in the long run
The indomitable human spirit
Napoleon saved france's economy, improved infrastructure, and reformed the laws
Napolean was an excellent ruler without a doubt but French were kinda stupid tho
but being the egoist he is, he named it the "napoleonic code"
during waterloo, they didnt declare war on france, on napoleon himself
everyone sit down we're in french class now
it took the combined efforts of the british and some other army, but it was from the coalition
Imagine being such a menace that mfs declare war on you personally
just to push him back
exiled 2 times
yes, elba
Because of how great of an economist he was
"Sir, these aren't war crimes. Napoleon is the only official combatant."
Same
a general and an economist
I would still vote for him
but...his temperament with gaining more power and territory
He was kind of egoistic and war hungry
I wouldn't want him as a leader tbh
Specially in these peaceful times
but I get it, the british are still my opps too
Everything he would consider disgusting and anti French would be beheaded
Kind of dystopian
imagine being so much of a menace that they named an entirety of a war after you
thats just a hypothetical scenario but yes...
Yep. I did it for a while, then realized life wasn't meant to be so exhausting and constantly being on alert for slipping up was ruining me
Either way, king shit, live your best life.
hour
this is me whenever I fall asleep in the afternoon
car
He’s not that guy
he aint mr fresh, but close to him
No
Oh god here we go again
spoiler
exactly
bro this gif literally looks like he just screenshotted the game a bunch of times
and compiled the images
ps3 fps
OG Ghost
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Compact
THAT COLONEL PETRENKO IS A CHEATING BASTARD
we do not care
i care



I think the mods should give me helper role
so I can spam newbie chat with memes using my slowmode immunity
everyone wins tbh what do you think?
freaking heck
yeah i just lost like 10k rubles on blackjack haha... sorry..
you wouldn't get it 
cat*
hi koko :3
no more school, no more drama, playing video games, enjoying family time
getting drunked
i am good froge, how are you
good, bored but good
do you wanna play vidya
awesome
i love playing stalger gamma and reloading the same save trying to win the same impossible scenario using one toothpick and 3 stale fish sticks to kill a squad of trained murderers
I love this cat he looks very racist and bigoted 
I'm not going to get KCD2 until I have confirmation there's no black people in the game 
that cat looks like he is not too fond of some people
no this cat loves men
warhorse has a good track record when it comes to sweet baby
Just doesn’t like some of them
their one recent video game didnt have any b. lagg peopl
or gae peopl
or the pronoun-challenged
Ppl really complained medieval Bosnia didn’t have people who aren’t white
the pronoun challenged when the pronoun challenger walks in
Actually mentally ill
we cater to people that wont even play the games we cater to them in
nothing but a broke boy boy boy boy
Cumstain pavement
Minor inconvenience
What’s the blackjack incident
no u
did they fix the rocks looking like weird charcoal rubbed bricks
colonel petrenko... that cheating bastard...
random cracks that are darker than a blackhole
thats because you went into rostok. Skill issue
this is where my duty lies
bandits.. grrehehhehrhehr
i rely on conveniences too much to do bandits or monolith
Somehow Ibuprofen healed your destroyed limbs
wdym
@atomic crane how is it suckin off ur homies in rostok
theres a mod to make bhs more tarkovlike if you want to be a masochist
I know
I always have that mod
And mag redux
you probably told me abt it
for example, having colonel petrenko to suck off (buy/sell) and the barman instead of just sultan's crew and freedom
hee hee
yo the soundtrack just hit
It makes the game acts more like Tarkov ish
guitar track... beautiful..
Where you can only heal limbs w surgical kits
i only fuck with dark valley. i am a dark valley reside t
resident
Resident Evil
you live in a low income housing environment

man, i wish someone was evil
resident:
can't decide between playing gamma and watch anime
I am watching Dungeon Meishi
Most favorite anime for me so far
I havent watched anime in years
hi
Don't
Cry
I am just a fich
Headache
repost
I am unlocking lootbox
I live in a low income housing enviroment going by the government name of "Dark Valley". Me and a group of our allies control various areas of this valley in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors, and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to request my services, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person, and I regularly disobey the law.
I live in a low income housing enviroment going by the government name of "Dark Valley". Me and a group of our allies control various areas of this valley in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors, and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to request my services, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person, and I regularly disobey the law.
Today I woke up with a stinky mood yeh? Cuz I live in a shit hole. Dark Valley is a shit hole. I hate living here, everyone is a wanker
GOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY
The Prime Minister of Slovakia has undergone hours of emergency surgery after being shot multiple times while leaving a government meeting and passing through crowds of people in the town of Handlova.
Robert Fico was said to have been stabilised following “life threatening injuries”. It’s reported that five bullets were fired and he was hit...
someone post one of those photorealistic cyberprank gameplay videos
yoooooo ww1 reference
I shit you not I once found a stick that's JUST like a halbred
christ what the fuck
length curve and all
fine british cuisine
@grizzled meadow you're the expert what the fuck is that pizza
Thyme pizza...
I eat pizza with rice and I have zero shame in it
wow how very stereotypically asian of you yes
Pizza hut in the back huffing glue
pizza hut is in a weird situation
You dont say
yea but does it make sense that its ass in its motherland?
Different management
Yea idk how kfc is still running tbh
In US its dog shit
I hear even the coloner himself said that it tastes like shit
I eat at Loteria 
like if I was managing the brand for the kernel and he said it tastes like shit either i'd work on a rebrand immediately
or i kill myself
ok the disgusting pizza slice scrolled up I can return to eating
You dont say
pineapple on pizza isnt even that bad tbh
fish and chips on pizza either
that may smell and look bad but thats high protein
I look at your IDF pfp and I just remembered they wore mushroom on their head
so do like all abrahamic religions tbh
Well IDF looks like a walking fungi
lmaoo that looks bad indeed
tbh it's only good in more eastern asia
south east Asia it's doodoo
singapore thailand malaysia tried KFC in all of them it wasnt that good
kfc is dogshit where ever you go
more or less
its prices are ridiculous in asia tho
in india you get a burger in mcdonalnds for 13 dollars
they dont even taste goo tbh
how was it in japan? better than western?
whar
depressing
really? that's a weird way to describe food
with the amount of videos i have seen of people getting full of parasites to the brim
because of eating undercooked pork
ughh
could get lost in those eyes
I've been stuck in malaysia for a bit and I fucking hate their food
fry fry fry oil fry fry fry fry
it's worse than the US

you must be eating street food
Boys, we're going to malaysia
go to a proper resto they server healthy styff there
Oh shi u got any photos of Malaysia
pack up ur guns
We're coming for their oil
yeah I mean there's some that are decent but the majority of where I'm from is just omega fry
Cooking oil
same w my place but their hygiene sucks
What I hate is that they make fried chicken with their rice
With the bone?
like if a white person ate from these stores theyd die a horrible death
Chicken katsu is a thing. Idk if it is in Malaysia
How white tho
js finished reading dungeon meshi. read the last chapter right now. cool manga
anyone except eastern euros
I’m death
its game over
Did John meshi all over the dungeon yet?
youd rather be safer drinking sewer water
@open laurel
Yep.
Damn that looks cool
It's such a stark contrast between where I was originally
wouldn't see a tree in a mile back home
Damn my boy that’s beautiful
Aye gm
aye
i love it yeah, shame i cant go around and explore as often
playing paintball in the jungle was fucking crazy though let me tell you

Damn wtf
Sounds like a fun trip man
trip around the world? quite based
no trip to uni and back home on weekdays unfortunately :(
o-oh.. Akward cough
😔
❤️ yes hi
i will have a small grace period between my graduation and my graduation ceremony
ill milk it to shit
ill go everywhere
i already give a romanian my belongings
you should get it done as soon as possible
the thirst for adventure and new places disappears surprisingly early in life
:')
im more interested in discovering abandoned places but
no one is willing to do it with me so im not going alone
Dirt pizza
yeah there's a high chance of just disappearing from the planet when searching for those
i went to this old school that was turned into a clinic and then into an imperial japanese HQ, went in and saw some engravings of swastikas on the walls and shit
Dirt pizza
there was incredibly high signs of life there but it gave me such a rush doing that
i was gonna go to this studio that malaysian govt invested in to bring hollywood abroad to their country, but it failed miserably despite how much equipment they got
but i went to the gate
saw 'free sex' on the gate and several warnings
and was like hm maybe not
so when you go in they have an excuse in court
it was clearly labeled as the evil ass rape building
literally
I want to be happy
never
Abuse drugs
GRRRRR.....
goddamit
I fall asleep to one digital wench talking nonsense, I wake up to another one doing the same
bartfart has fallen
Kys
@river robin 

he sure do

Pog
toxic rat
Yum
we are already there
y are there so many Kotas lmao
Army
Kota
grok is a kota?
I used to @ all of the kotas but I stopped cuz I thought I’d get banned
Real and true
hi kota, im frota
Kota supremacy
He’s secretly apart of the coalition
hallo

he is displeased
no, you are
yo brainfart stop being slightly normal its off schedule start being restarted again
||last night we were talking about incest||
sacrifices have to be made for the greater good

||I'd totally incest my siblings if they were hot.. or existed||
hehe :3
strigoi stop being horny for like 5 minutes
STOP
STOP

god knows so he didnt give you any
@solar obsidian i win brainfart is back to being restarted
god gives the hardest battles to his horniest soldiers
What the fuck
Stuff said only by single children
who up scratching they nuts rn
i would never
stuff said only by fucking weirdos, you mean

like tree said "its for science"™️
i have an older brother
please no more
you are indeed a local fucking weirdo
myshinka, normal single children dont say that...
i am normal
me too
same
no, dont nuke anything
iedy can you tell people to stop lusting after their own flesh and blood
@narrow lotus
if we're all abnormal then we're all the same therefore we are normal
unless you somehow cloned urself, i will not "hear you out"
Good logic
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as if that's not weird still?
i am... normal...
idk it's still you
I actually had someone ask me if fucking my clone is gae or not is it self pleasure?
it's gae
I wanted to say good morning but wtf guys
scroll up it gets worse
are you sharing a single consciousness to consider it self-pleasure?
you've given it alot of thought eh?
Can y'all not be weird for 10 seconds
two brains, two farts, two pleasures
We were normal for a while i made us not normal
one gae relationship
Then die
yes I imagined it for exactly 2 seconds and concluded that touching the intimates with another female would be gae
tuning into brainfart is like that amnesia intro i posted
Which amnesia
dark deez nuts
Alright lemme cook
flop i have only posted one video of amnesia
I haven't seen it
zoro dont do it brother, dont explain the clone sex conundrum
uh huh, you gae
► AMNESIA - The Dark Descent • Opening Cinematic / Intro
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some things must be forgotten...
the clone sex conundrum...
what conundrum? the answer is pretty clear...
u are ban
@heavy peak
Ohhh dark descent
saved gif
nuh uh
Paulie is not pleased
Dark descent my personal favorite amnesia game
too much text
Fine, just for you
its not shutting down!
HAVE YOU TRIED RESTARTING IT
there are no other amnesia games
gordon!
nah ur gaslighting me
get outta there!
Search on steam bruh
nah gaslight
There's a machine for pigs, rebirth and bunker
Nevermind. Paulies power cannot be contained in one paragraph
a machine for pigs? u gotta be fucking me
@atomic crane amnisa da bunker
Ya gonna have to read
what is this? a machine for pig's amnesia?
he said that
in da game
do you have amnesia? this is a machine for pigs..
the rebirth of a pig's amnesia machine in a bunker

Oh.....
I didnt even read that part lol
Don't worry, plenty of better chefs have cooked that abomination up
pound cuh's pussy 💀
its just urself no? i dont see anything glaring wrong with it
paulie, what da fuc
There are much much worse things people have made. AI is a hellish pandoras box
last vid of his i remember watching is overgrowth back in like 2013
funny bunny game
i love that furry bunny fighting game
throw swords at stupid dogpeople
dropkick a rabbit into the sun
yeah. 11 years ago.
*serious face looking straight into your eyes* 11 years ago
overgrowth
the hall of meat or something
idk if its just nostalgia but damn the demos 10 years ago were so good
the beamng drive demo was legit just like
i remember wanting to play the army of two demo so fucking bad but i didnt have any friends
the whole game but only a couple cars to use
we could play it

let me check
nop
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Barcelona
only consoles
😐
i think its on the EA app
oh nvm google lied
ps3 emulator maybe
we could try motorstorm with that too
!water @livid pond
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another video has been circling of him being on another plane and wildin again
thanks babe
may i please have a wateR
and his hair was tucked in like a girls
!water @open laurel
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fuck yeah
no crown, unfortunately
Can I have some water
!water @tidal trellis
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helll yeah
Thx
np
wonder what the guy behind him thinks
yup
i thought he was like banned from ever flying
probably banned from 1 company
Burgerking slur man
ghost of tsushima in 5 hours
ghost of mid in 5 hours
(i dont actually know i just wanna hate)
getting ready to hoist the flag
sir yessir
no drm in game, its gonna be up within an hour of release
!water @open laurel
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ima go get some water
💦 @quaint ore is now hydrated for the day! 💦
assassins creed shadows will be a better game
!help
HELP COMMANDS -
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Like !clap except it lets you pick anything you want to put inbetween the words.
I'm lazy so I use this to add emojis without opening any menus
Flips a coin
Cleans up dead channels and roles
Checks the overwrites for the server and the specified command to see if something is wrong
ofcourse
glory be unto ubisoft
fortnite?
✊
!fortnite
You need to specify an epic games nickname.

!fortnite cumguzzler
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!fortnite anon
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!fraktur cum guzzler
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!owofy



honestly, good cosplays
sloppy chicken 

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we only do that for the water around here
what kind of gamer ever stops playing 
make a good chicken stock and turn it into stew
the chicken carcass and the vegatles get trashed'
the chicken meat goes in the stew
@solar obsidian 
piping hot chicken stew on mashed potatos with sweet corn and carrots sounds kinda fire rn
with some salt and black pepper
and a lil yeasty roll on the side with butter
yes....
imma be good and still buy it
u mah lil yeasty roll..
where the gravy at
For something like this
gravy bata come
Big brain. I always forget about diy chicken stock
scratch






