#🎪bruh-fart
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real
Scorpions must die
Scar smells his own brain leaking out of his fucking nose
bro is in the zone
Me when I fucking GET you
My first paycheck was pc parts and a nice date dinner
Ew monster
Who wants some underground black market ~~mods ~~ drugs?
Monsert
I’m considering whether my next play through will be renegades/bandits or monolith
Exile
NO modder role
trust
Treating yourself to nice things is important to keeping sane
Yeah, like hardcore drugs 
my mother a 24k gold and ruby necklace for mothers day
Based?
Bro same my first job was to build my PC 
Creature comforts are important because I just so happen to be a creature, that's why I put Skittles in my plate carrier
I keep a Snickers in my AR handle for when I'm not me
Skittles not in moe grip instead of cleaning tools. Ngmi
i was a good lad once upon a time
You still are
Nerds rope wrapped around my rifles mlock holes like ranger cord
I'd already done that scratching by with bullshit jobs
Attention stalkers: the Renegades are hereby placing a hit on "Ezoni Kobold-Sorcerer". Anyone who brings me his PDA will receive 8753 rubles on the spot.
My prio was savings > nice food > PC > good shoes+bed > spoil future wife
Eventually we just kept doing that and had enough saved up. Now we got a house in mid 20s
Need to do research and start investing/growing assets. Hard work and labor will only get me so far
Emoji react if you can hear us, spirits of the damned
paid off?

House is something I consider a lot recently, but I kinda still hope for a global real estate meltdown
Nah, we aren't balling that hard. But we easily make payments + extra to eat away at the principal
We're at the point where we can occasionally ball out on vacations, not think too much when buying things, and financially uniphased by disasters.
Oh hey, that worked
hello
Had hvac,flooring and plumbing issues totaling up to about 6k when we first moved in, right after paying closing costs.
Didn't even sweat it, just paid that shit and moved on. Feelsgoodman

Oh, awesome. Since you're here, do you mind finding a certain dead guy for me? I want to talk to him.
its that time of night where I play Idk how many nights in my dark ass house
Bravo 6
Develop severe schizotypal war hallucinations - problem solved
bruh, I am not up for that bro
sorry bruh, I'm shizophrenic, not autistic😭🙏
do the kids babble any more or different?
different
silent babble and wierd hand movements like they grabbin the air or something
now here's the thing: I think you're very much autistic - and that shit is hereditary
I unironically open brainfart first thing when getting on discord, I might as well be

Did somebody say autistic?
ootisam
I just hope you stop being on social media when your kids enter their formative years...
assburgers
I will, when they actually talk and do something than just stare at me in their cribs

perhaps you look particularly interesting to them. Do they stare at your husband?
this is like adopting a cat from the street, putting it on the floor in your room and going "well? when are you going to love, do cool tricks and have a unique personality?"
you're not autistic or schizo girl you just dum
to be fair, even that comparison doesn't convey enough how utterly helpless and initially blank human babies are
bro why the fuck am I arguing with another fucking fake schizo ghost of discord
aight gn
what if she is schizo and the babies were just imaginative?
or worse; jesus tells her to cover them with cellophane to keep the devil out
keep em wrapped up in the fridge
Uhm
its gonna be a year till they'll learn to talk, or even walk
Only takes about 1 year to start talking and walking
Maybe 2
still some babies have incredible memories
They're definitely gonna be turbo retarded until then. I'd still try to talk to them so they get the idea
humans learn better from example than from instruction by a long shot
if their first words are skibidi I will flip my shit
Uhh it won't unless you're showing them skibidi toilet 
lmao
my husband talks in brainrot terms
Like watching someone step on a landmine
It's over
he uses skibidi and other brainrot terms when talking to me
show them some peak tv:
https://youtu.be/jR0vRuZkxdw?si=wChYonoIJ2BbH1Kk
the official upload has some weird pitch shifting thing so i fixed it
why?
thats how its been since then
imagine if the first word your kids say is "gyatt"
idk what to do
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slav electroboom?
smoke alarm going off ✅
prevent it with some peppa pig I guess
I'm gonna show them real peak tv, season 1 to season 5 of miami vice on vhs🙏🔥
he's talked dumb since you met?

started with sending shitposts to each other
"wow you're so ohio skibidi"
@pastel quartz : I gotta marry this man
damn, I do that and I get ghosted

more like, "gyatt skibidi ohio baby gronk livvy dunn" basically incomprehensible shit
shit that one does not easily understand, or shit that makes sense

I can't believe this is fucking real
you jus gotta find someone else with the same brainrot humor as you
we both idiots so humor is pretty low🔥🙏
literally where? like was it a discord server?
dms
we both pretty retarded to begin with, dont expect intellectual conversations or some shit
2 idiots w 2 unplanned kids??
CHRIST
why stop at two kids?
I dont want to have to carry another pair of twins for months dawg
they're gonna grow to be fertiliser
quadruplets then?
we know what we're doing
sort of

yeah just like when they were conceived

that was an oopsie
no protection, bro forgor
definition of "we didn't know what we were doing"
the concern over this doesn't matter
people grow up without parents, at least they have two for the foreseeable future
the world raises children
parents just nurture them for a few years
The world raises some fuckin' wacked out kids
we are all defined by our experiences and interactions
some people just end up more fucked than others
as long as there are other family members close by to offer support its not too bad
idk how to raise kids, I didnt have proper parents, just my distant mom that sends me allowances, and my aunt raised me to focus on my career🔥
what career?
you feed them and give them guidelines, make sure they can survive and learn. not rocket science
we've been doing it for tens of thousands of years

graduating and finishing school ig
Sure, it's not rocket science, but some people don't even know how to put their fuckin' pants on 
I aint doing anything with my life bru
to this i say- once upon a time there was no pants, yet children were still raised
ok thewn
Touché
but then again, all that happened already
might as well just make the most of my situation
only thing you **can ** do, basically 
Well I always have the option of getting butt-assed naked and doing a 360 noscope on myself with a 12 gauge jumping off a bridge onto oncoming traffic but that's kind of impractical
rather than the alternative, throw my kids off to their distant relatives because my lazy ass cant take of my kids, like some parents
oof
listen man, I'm mentally ill, I have no big dreams anymore
I just make the most of my situation at this point
feelincutemightcommitwarcrimes, your new nickname is Dorian
I built different devices with questionable usability in the past. But not this time. I'm going to use this flat PC for various projects. And I like the final result.
Files for 3D printing: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5702725

cool now i can only die if someone kills the painting 
flat pc for flatfuck friday
you'll be fine
welcome to the club
dawg, you know most of my meds are just extra layers of mood stabilizers
only fine when medicated
me asf
You
Just imagine Stella saying "dawg" with a French accent 
yes, I originally planned to become an author
ya know the basics, salt, pepper, garlic and onion powder
lol
2 convos going on "haha we need pills for sanity" - "Parental crisis"
brainfart be wild
mental asylum
can still do that tbf
she can write sonic smut
all the gooners will buy it
I dunno how one goes to a school and makes a career of being an author. I just write in my offtime to express my retardation so I hopefully don't disturb the wildlife again
I like this dude 
just write an erotic fanfic about supernatural people then cast random people in it
amass an army of weirdos to support your bank account
Well, granted
you joke but the smut fiction market is always in demand
I think novels that has hints of the authors mental illnesses sprinkled in will run well with poeple today
"Sex sells"
I need more money
Just don't go too deep into the subject or someone's getting taken out back like Mwadi
This branch of smut writing was sadly terminated by the advance of AI
just because I joke about it doesn't mean it's not a serious way to get into the niche of making a living from it
it's the least destructive
AI is mid as fuck
Smut is pretty pog
cough
I already know that, it was over before it started
become the modern dostoyevsky except more retarded
what the fuck are you people using AI for 
I mean yeah high-risk-high reward but that requires a lot of equipment, skills, and tools
the shareholder route
Ted PayPal me $4400
a lot of goverements don't like mercs
thats what I'm doing right now
Oh my bad, liege. I'll just brand myself as a "PMC" 
I mean
just don't do a blackwater thing
and get caught
fuck you want me to do, start a buisness on my own?
should've just bought some gamestop options last week 

make diamond dogs or outer haven a real thing
I forgot I had some 
should've went back to 2010 and bought bitcoin
Waking up to my phone telling me account needs action
do you have any idea why it did another attempt at breaking ATH?
I heard DFV tweeted again
one tweet from the guy, right?
naw dude, Its the only collector car I'll be able to collect in my lifetime, its part of a set bro a 1987 countach and a 1985 testarossa
I didn't investigate, just booked profits
huge manager
large leader
Please stop talking so much crap about cuntage being collectors cars
gn everyone
testarossa 
I could list 80s Movies with a countach in it being a defining car
yeah but unless yours was IN the movie that means shit
300k, but fair enough, thats what it costed then

she's so good at baiting
I got it for the novelty
what's the serial number?
I daily drive it
Literally we can check right now which one you have
tell them suck it
where do I find it
see if it's been sold for 300k recently
How we doin today grainfairt? 🌾
engine bay, door frame
yeah
Renegademaxxing

how many miles you put on it every month?
feelling like a fucking failure brother! just doing swell
I bought it back in miami and imported back in france
Those guys are nerds, atleast sin might be wizards or something
You drive it daily, how many KMs is that a month?
a trip to the city is 10km
do the math, I drive to the city every month for groceries
Psychic resist +2550% 
don't step outside the castle walls after that one
every month,
I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE FUCKING CASTLE WALLS
once?
for groceries
EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO VOID
every
once every month?
sometimes twice a week, yes
Alright you've convinced me I need to do a sin run
The monolith run ended because boring ahhh
last time you serviced that car?
sin is just as boring
Aw
you dont even get your own fuckin bubble shield
Is there any additional mods that add interesting story for mono and sin?

dude, Its a car, I'm supposed to drive it, and not let it rot in the garage
what year is it?
now we can make this easy. get a paper, put todays date on it and clamp it on the windshield wiper. make a pic and upload.
https://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-anomaly/addons/sin-upgrade-software-elixir-edition I made this but unless you use mr. eAkman's re:done collection that's about it
probably can't because the husband is driving the car right now
everyone knows driving your mint condition supercar is only increasing it's value
especially 80s lambos with their reliable engines
I dont care for the value, I bought it because I wanted to drive it playing songs on the radio
I watched way too much 80s movies I was fixated on getting one
service is 15-20h for an oil change - 100$/hr probably 
what, paying for servicing is bad now?
Might just save my stalker playtime reservoir for stalker 2 release
Hope it's good
if its an 87...it shouldn't really be rolling around tbh on the regular as for the testarossa thats nbg you can get those fairly cheap
oh I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over you not providing a timestamped photo of your car
I haven't been excited for a game in a long long time. Now frostpunk 2 and stalker 2 in the same year? Oh boy
husband took it to work

are you joking 
@winged phoenix Check this shit
#🎪bruh-fart message

yeah I'll believe you if you show off that Italian horsey car
I'll send you a 50$ amazon coupon to make it more interesting
I dont show it off, I actually drive it, I'm not that fixated on somebody elses wealth


a gullwing would be pretty poggers tho

same- i have three, a travel van, a 848 and a dodge ram for fun mode
when i get a certain amount i plan on getting a few trophy cars though that i will never drive
take the wife to champagne lunch in your classic 60s supercar
when i get to the first 10 i'ma get a shiny car to reward myself and park it in my bros garage
listen man, you dont understand it from my point of view, when I saw one on cannonball run, that one episode in miami vice, and wolf of wall street, I always wanted one
can ask her if you can borrow her dads 250 GTO
Pics of the cars or didn't happen
"Maybe with this, I'll be able to afford enough to eat a decent meal this week"
I don't want to make you feel bad @pastel quartz but are you sure you own these cars? Is it not just the lack of antipsychotics talking?
relax man, its the same lp-5000qv produced from '85 before that year when they produced the 25th anniversary edition
its that common
people with money don't invest in cars 

from your value based standpoint, from my standpoint, it was cars they wanted to drive back in the 80s
I like to relive false nostalgia
Hi @glad carbon
hi lotta
about what
yes, mercedes and other american brands
about having 2 supercars, she doesn't want to show pictures
a corvette is not a supercar, stella
almost as if showing off makes you a target or something 
ngl though every tweaking over the two cars is funnier than other things more notable
imagine you had to worry for your safety and the safety of your children cause you drive a giant "rob me" sign around
no, it shows you give too much of a shit about the value
brain fart be internetin'
I dont care about the value
@primal kiln
I just want my stupid rasberry pi touch screen thingy to come already so I can do something with it
idk
hi gooning
hey man, you mentioned it
would you like to make a little bet about this?

idk i've met stupid people with nicer things than myself and more than what they can afford, debt go crazy
i have other concerns
how are you doing @deep topaz
I bet a new 1987 porsche 911 turbo that I was planning to get
nah ill dm 
only 150k? she needs to pump her alibaba numbers up
whatcha have with it
french fries
ideas that are still on paper, but isnt put in action

Thats what all that is
ok, I'll send the keys to a 1987 911 turbo to your inbox if you can show me a picture of your either of your cars with a timestamped proof
you have an hour
hell nah, I'm buying one myself
I dont need your charity

ok, this is boring af
why you lying about cars of all things stella
shouldnt have started, talk about something else
and I dont like talking about my shit purchases of all things
no one does
i've made some useless purchases but nothing like a car
depends on how you percieve it, you either believe it or you dont, It doesnt change the fact that I'm living my 80s feverdream
hope you're an ant that can make use of that 1.28 inch screen
@final cedar
is this how schizos act? Going on and on about their delusions?
goon life
and I'm content enough without ya'll breathing down my neck
rat man

it's an IPS display
world at war classic
this is so funny. I kinda dig round screen 
any plans to be using it for?
AI be making wild shit on demand. Its like pandoras pick your own adventure of smut writing.
every teen chick has some weird smut fantasy about characters from different universes meeting and fucking
create anything, you'll find your niche
I dont know if this is an original piece but, a smut novel where it isnt really a smut, but a healthy relationship
it's called fluff
Are we going to address her husband "working" at 3am?
Is this a thing people do in france?
probably not original but when I was still writing, I'd take generic genres and flip them, but still call it that genre
twink strip clubs need twinks
he's doing an overtime where he works
I bet overtime looks hot
think it's a blonde overtime or a classic french brunette with red lipstick?
I'll stow it on the wishlist
speaking of revolvers- tarus dropped a new one, they used folsom prison blues in the ad for it 
it isnt that off from the accent poeple use in paris
I wish I had a 3d printer I'd probably make a watch or something with that display and somehow use an ESP32 with it
I was like "ayo- oh no"
that would kinda neat
what is it
Brainstormin some eletronic ideas n shit
waiting for a 3.5 touchscreen the rasp pi 3 to come in soon
it fits over the SBC via GIPO pins
first pistol i ever packed was a tarus- they make shit semi autos, great revolvers 
at that point just get a glock
I bought all my wheel gun ammo from brazil, might be gross but it do be working 100/100 so far
texan- basically obligated to- family full of military 
gun go bang
i like gun
an AR-15 is actually pretty cheap compared to some
some poeple spend money on gun optics that cost as much as a liver
you got revolvers? I've had my machinist whip up a clone of this thing 
mfs really will buy like a 200-300$ AR
yeah
then spend 1500 on attachments and swaps though
From 'da-ho. Buy boolets at grocery store.
you can build it yourself for sub $400
yeah I saw it on a board like a year ago and showed the video to him he was like "this can't possibly be so easily made" - he gave me a working prototype a week later
not to mention, you've got the internals, especially for the ar-15 platform, you've got trigger groups, uppers, lowers, barrel and handguard
walmart ammo go crazy
Ive seen some poeple say that a drug addiction is less expensive than a gun addiction
good thing you added former there or the feds would be planting breaching charges on your doghouse by now
Remember kids: Peruvian not Columbian
one component fetches a price that you could buy drugs with, and that component is a semi auto trigger group because select switch trigger groups are banned in your state
peruvians grow the leaves, columbians make it into nose powder, and export it to the port of miami
bro same
I'm starting to think pablo escobar put something in this bricks of cocaine to have miami feining for that shit in the 70s-80s
peruvian marching powder
thats me before I met my idiot of a husband
what's that in the picket?
30mil
Columbia = a brand or something idk
Colombia = place
Gets leg meta’d 2 minutes into the raid
@mossy void how did u get unexiled
I connect it with Columbine, need to find a new way to remember to spell it with two Os

God just likes me ig
I am a Renegade
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
the creature

I AM A STURGEON
geissle and LMT trigger costs
I AM MISREPRESENTING AUTISM!!
yeqh
how is it goin breezy
moodswings?
I mean, I knew a guy with autism and he had similar mannerisms
I am the authority on autism to be clear I know a whole lot of nothing about it 
talk with coworker about how we gotta watch things, just keep an eye out
captain tism
He hits me with the "lol i dont care anymore"
I am doing good thank you for asking frota
my syndrome may be down but my money up
Man is malding bc he got banished to night shift again, and now probably trying to do bare minimum and get fired
Fuck
Phil collins-I dont care anymore REFERENCE, OH MY GOD MIAMI VICE REFERENCE
Man...
You know it.
probably didn't have any crisis actors around him growing up
All i wanted was comptetent coworkers. We do work, get work done, and enjoy slacking off a bit.
All you want is all you'll never have
But noooo, this fucking autist with back issues just needs to mimimi and make shit as miserabke as possible.
Its so simple. We do work, we get things caught up, we chill. The gig isn't hard.
did the supplement guy get slapped with that lawsuit already?

how did the guy get hired then...
Man is using the "yap about bullshit endlessly and ask for instructions on every little simple task to stall" technique, plus just waiting for me to do things that are required. And we are fucking if neither of us do it.
He used to be fine. Now he's been fucked over too much and is having a tantrum and going full doomer work ethic
full doomer?
should bro be even working?
What else is he supposed to do? Kill himself?
that's always on the table
I dont know what to tell you bro😭🙏
The only care i'd really have is for my increased workload and his eventual future shitty replacement
so orange
Wrong. 9mm pistol 
he's become a liability for everyone around him thats just trying to get work done
he's delusional
Fucking tell me about it. I've automated every hard part about this gig. And he squanders it.
a managers job should be sitting the guy down and telling him whats real
you think management exists on 2 man night shift
so you're just carrying him like a kid?

lmao same as my previous job. the cream on top was the senior who refused to be taught about the automation called me 6months after i resigned, asked me to fix that shit 
Basically. We have tasks to do. If they aren't done, boss bitches. I don't want drama, i do tasks.
and he isnt doing them
I mean fuck not like it's your job but you could tell him that he'll be fucked if you decide to throw this shit
?
Now he works on "automation" as a guise for working
automation? the game?
Having to talk to a manchild about not making a fuss 
that sounds like it yeah
We're talking spending hours trying to automate going over a spreadsheet to remove the word "bruh"
Levels of bullshit
it might be time to let SHTF
Any task asked of him? He needs a 3 page written essay and turns 30 min meeting to 3 hours
he writes with "bruh" in his spreadsheets?
No, just an example
I would, but management above me sees things as "i dont care, just figure shit out."
that doomer is taking you down with him
I think you really need to make it clear to them that they're paying a liability. Get it in writing or smth
The doomer struggle of trying to evaluate if you'll do more damage living or dying 🚬
Meanwhile i ask manager to check with day team and make sure we do simple shit like check for duplicates on a report. He hits me with "bring me solutions not problems"

My brother in christ, the solution is telling day shift to do the job they habe been doing for the last TWO FUCKING YEARS
sounds like a guy who's actively posting on linkedin
This device - the Sony Vaio PCG-GT1 - encapsulates so many of my interests, offered so much - in its way - and reflects a future we could have had, but for once, are probably glad we don't. It's shocking they made something like this at all, and unclear what their ultimate goal actually was, so in the end, all I could do was review the thing on ...
There is no solution for laziness. As a "fuck you" i've made formatting that highlights duplicates in bright neon red that doesnt go away until fixed.
I'd say living, I used to be a borderline femcel in like 2019-2022, I had complaints that I acted too pissy and useless, so I changed for the better, I know how that feels like
and does he do them?
same
The worst part? I'm in a bind because im the newest+youngest on the team so it just looks like me bitching
Thats what im saying! Just do job, get bag, go home.
But no, i gotta hold hands and guide manchildren to do their job.
thats the autism doing its thing
Plus, nightshift is seen as a "unit" rather than x and y on shift. So that doesn't help anything

treat your employees well and you will have no issues ong
thats why i don't even need HR 
Its just shit having the direct manager be more of a "shadow manager"
Aka "uhh idk bring me solutions not problems! Why aren't things just working?"
i wonder what the name machine will give me next-
feelincutemightcommitwarcrimes, your new nickname is Bolton
It's amazing how just not being a complete ass-monkey will net you positive results
Most slimy roundabout fucker. Dude needs to delagate deez nuts on his chin
Martin1, Dorian, Bolton- tf are these names 

dorian sounds french
mf bot gave you a french name
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Garden
then again, can you really blame it? its a bot, it doesnt know what you want
the nameme bot
it like named me garden
like might as well go just full on soundgarden or something
how do ya'll do that
forward slash nameme
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dixie
the fuck
I'm a Renegade, they took my rights away
"THOSE DIXIE BOYS WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THEY MUST FIND THEIR UNCLE SAM, AWAY, AWAY WE ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE"🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Must mind their uncle sam but yes
Away down south in the land of traitors
Come away
ride away ride away ride awaaaaay
mb gng
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Blaine
David Blaine
I am from the south and love that song
Every time I see someone with the confederate flag I call them out like the traitors they are
Oh yes the british suck
Bunch of colonizers
Love the irish in part because of their hate of the british
and in waterloo, they needed the help of another nation just to get a 5'7 manlet
Ireland is fucking based
an irishman hands you the keys to a new car, go ahead, drive it
its gonna be a blast
explosive results
OOOOH I’VE GOT A BRAND NEW SHINY HELMET AND A PAIR OF KINKY BOOTS
"I WAS BORN ON DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT, AND THE LOVING ENGLISH FEET THEY WALKED ALL OVER US, AND EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHEN ME 'DA WOULD COME HOME TIGHT, HE'D INVITE THE NEIGHBORS OUT WITH THIS CHORUS"🗣️🗣️🗣️
@wide basin play the new baratrauma update?
Me not saying shit during a meeting unless absolutely needed because words have meaning and purpose and shouldn't be wasted.
car go boom
One of S3RL's latest tracks that I'm greatly enjoying smashing out at gigs currently!
hey this is funny new song
👍
get out ye delusions brother, we have tæ plant a bomb in an english politicians cær
its in romania brother, its getting dismantled in seconds
3d rat
my autism was too powerful for the autistic woman in another server...
I aint autistic, just bored out ouf my mind cause my kids aint speaking yet
praticipates in #🎪bruh-fart
not autistic
@sage rover volume warning btw
DESIRE
Digital Extremes Sire
nuh uh
We've already gathered the data.
We need busy to conduct more brainfart trials, it was peak content
The results
My lawyers have advised me to direct all
to @placid sail
Trials have been closed, gonna have to ask professor dr. Busy
was that this one?
Yeah
jus wait till I get off my meds, I'll be on top of that list😭🙏
Probably shouldn't lol
That reminds me, i need to get my meds refilled.
I love american healthcare BS
Be me, have adhd. Adhd has no known cure. Doc prescribes meds to be taken monthly.
you will get genuine shizoprenic rantings
Need to call doc for refill every month. But every 3 months, need to have an in person visit. Just in case.
meds are there to sedate you
keep you from acting up
yeah i've heard of that
%30 or so sold the meds instead of using them right?
Been on the meds for years. No dosage change or anything. But nuh uh, you gotta go in every 3 months in person to get a refill. We can do it online for 3 months, but gotta go in person because muh regulations
I doubt the numbers. Haven't been piss tested ever over them unless for labs
every day
ah yes, the mystical sedating amphetamines.

i love my soothing adderal
Tbh it do be pretty calming
thats what my meds are, mood stabilizers and anti-deppresants and anti- psychotics
Just when at a proper dose
Yeah those are ass. Weight gain, apathy, ruined sex drive, staring at walls for hours etc. Shit not fun
I do not miss Risperdal in the fucking slightest
I wonder with the amount of meds I took affected my kids somehow
Who knows. Im assuming your neonatal whatever its called baby doc was aware?
yeah, he knows...
It just cracks me up, asking for extra scheduling and restrictions for adhd meds....and doc wonders why i fuck up getting things refilled on time.
Renegade posting
Driving 30 minutes for a "hey is it working still? Yup? Cool, heres meds." Visit.
Only to have to play pharmacy battle royale to get meds filled
Because of some mystical shortage

I thought it's just here I have to do this song and dance with 
unmedicated
Yeah that too. My doc is adhd too, so they understand its bullshit. Its more of a song and dance that we both gotta do
shes even nice enough to send text reminders for refill times. I just miss scheduling them because night shift
The worst part it when they send electronic prescription vs paper
Since its heavily regulated, they can't just forward the script to another pharmacy if they are out of meds. Gotta ask my doc to do a whole new script
The real lifehack is wife is on the same meds and dose, so we just pool meds. 
How the fuck they ban the word Ohio?
cause kids with intergenerational fluoride poisoning and failing american school system can't learn to speak properly
But Ohio is a real word
not how they use it
hi kota :3
zoom suit
No?
He probably did the Mia Khalifa with that mask (Google it)
hi

Can you post the test
https://youtu.be/RETYqzXRYwQ?si=dFg49J-TejigyIbN @fading shuttle
A friend, not an enemy
@broken topaz
fake and gae

Im doubting these scores
some of the questions are
"i enjoy social chitchat"
"i am good at social chitchat"
made me giggle
implies that there are people who really enjoy chitchat but they're really bad at it 
Not just that
But that they know that they're bad at it
Lots of people think they're a lot more charismatic than they actually are
Now the final boss
ive been reading the manga. im like, on chapter 85 rn
i feel called out 
nah bruh im just an average nerd
you think you are good with people
looks like he's lipsynced
We call those “wafflers”
Nerd talking among nerds doesn't count 
The “I can’t really tell when people are bored with me talking” is for those
There are some people here I think are top 0.1% autists
Mb i linked the teen test earlier. Heres the adult one
Amount of Autism appears to correlate to server rank
Trainee and lower appears to be 20 or less autism. Experienced 30. Veteran/legends 40
Science

What about the founder
Grok?
Well he would appear to be the progenitor of making the crafting system of stalker autistic, so yeah
Rank is also deceitful since brainfart doesnt give xp
Fair point. But I feel like a real Brainfart resident is fleeing from another country.
And it still correlates for some odd reason
At least so far
Almost 21k messages, still only professional rank
But how much Autism doth thou suffer from?
i feel like some of the questions should be inverted or smth
brainfart rejects are a special case for being too autistic for any other channel
Minimal
Thy holy overlap has saved me

Literally me
When I act like an autist
This shit is too real
Havent gotren to abyss yet but yes
Conspiracy brain?
tbh being focused is better
i'd say the lesser evil
Nah, more like literally this entire talk from me. #🎪bruh-fart message

From meds mentioned > bitch about pharmacy > medical stuff > medical tests > autism test. (You are here.)
huh rather low score since im actually diagnosed with ADHD
Damn its a bitch seeing it play out in real time
also what the fuck are these questions on that fucking test
Idk bro a shit online test
"is cruel to animals" what does that have to do with ADHD?
idk these seems like a normal talk to me

Trust it's relevant
better than random spam of zoomer slangs
@upper shore
seems more like psychopathy to me

Its more leaning towards reaching point a to f. You mention something on f while everyone is on C.
Its not a sheer coincidence a large chunk of the peeps i get along with IRL are diagnosed too. 
Type adhd questions
interesting
clown to clown communication
Pretty much. Not like we were aware of it beforehand
We just got to talking about it and realized the coincidence
tbh i dont feel weirded out by any of it
Cruelty to animals is not rad 
It was more of a mindfuck when we all realized it.
Before that, we just summed it up to "fuck it i vibe with these people"
Then realizing 99% of those people were some form of adhd etc.
Tism bluetooth
Not like i go out of my way to make it happen. It just is how it is
Yoah bloochoos dewaise is a connected sussessfuly
hi cori how is goon citizen
That’s called 4chan
Time to write a thesis paper on what brings a brainfarter to brainfart.
EXACTLY
What brings a brainfarter to brainfart is what brings a warrior to war
The unstoppable urge of a brain to fart
One cannot escape their true nature, Lieutenant
Yes
Holy gets birthing manmade horrors
But what makes a brainfarter
What xenotypes do we have

gae/autistic
glad you found good friends
-ist
What makes a brainfarter is what appears to make any standard issue gamma tard
but like turned up to 11
- Autistic / ADHD
- Gun nut
- Deeply traumatized schizo
- Full metal retarded
- Furry
- Been shot at in real life
These traits have been observed to be strangely frequent, in varying degrees of interchangeability
Then what causes the difference between brainfart and offtopic
Offtopic exists soley for admins to pretend it is relevant
As if Newbies and Brainfart are not the only real rooms
Offtopic could be converted into admin only chat and nothing would change
cut the list down to like 3 bullet points
GAMMAtardation diagnosis (simplified)
- Autistic
- Gun nut
- Furry
Replace "Furry" with gae or something
I would say "fuck furries"
Well, the simplified list insinuates more
but they would just be like "🥺 promise?"
Autistic could expand into ADHD
Gun nut could expand into veteran
Furry could expand into (in the most neutral way possible) homosexual
Gammatard science
why does that chicken have more drip than me?
but he ballin
chickmen
You got tendies, but at what cost
exactly
I will absorb the ballin
and become double ballin
Absorb THESE BALLIN
no
Now we need to correlate occupation to brainfart usage.
I doubt it
do you have any idea how bad a chicken stinks
and you wouldn't be able to train it
so it would just shit wherever
Unemployed
Diaper
town fool
local racist
Bro chickens are dumb as fuck. You can feed them nuggets and they don't care.
I can't be racist towards chickens cause I eat them all the time
if I'd be racist towards them I wouldn't eat them
I’ve seen it
they are really dumb
and also they don't have long lifespans
You’ve ate human meat without knowing
Why are you talking

...you sucked your own dick? 
tf are you talking about
that pigeon doesn't give a fuck
"meat" 
if you see meat and instantly think of dick there's a problem
you said mouth 

That sounds like something a furry would ask for 
hold on, let me dig up the meme Alice got banned for...
I literally preempted that joke
thats why i responded
oh yeah you did 
a cats iris should not be biologically allowed to get that big
but it does
I swear man
hi @river zealot
90% or the time i see an anime watching person they end up being a degenerate

like dbz or what
i think the fellas who watch the saturday morning cartoon style ones are aight
one piece watchers are just kinda nerds
Think he’s been on powered




