#🎪bruh-fart

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tidal trellis
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Why does scar look like he smelled something bad

tender karma
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real

mossy void
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Scorpions must die

upper shore
storm stream
toxic sundial
mossy void
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Me when I fucking GET you

upper shore
minor cypress
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My first paycheck was pc parts and a nice date dinner

tidal trellis
upper shore
toxic sundial
mossy void
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I’m considering whether my next play through will be renegades/bandits or monolith

upper shore
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Exile
NO modder role
trust

minor cypress
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Treating yourself to nice things is important to keeping sane

upper shore
gusty tendon
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shrug my mother a 24k gold and ruby necklace for mothers day

mossy void
toxic sundial
upper shore
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I keep a Snickers in my AR handle for when I'm not me

minor cypress
gusty tendon
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kek2 i was a good lad once upon a time

toxic sundial
minor cypress
upper shore
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Attention stalkers: the Renegades are hereby placing a hit on "Ezoni Kobold-Sorcerer". Anyone who brings me his PDA will receive 8753 rubles on the spot.

minor cypress
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My prio was savings > nice food > PC > good shoes+bed > spoil future wife

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Eventually we just kept doing that and had enough saved up. Now we got a house in mid 20s

minor cypress
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Need to do research and start investing/growing assets. Hard work and labor will only get me so far

upper shore
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Emoji react if you can hear us, spirits of the damned

gusty tendon
final cedar
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House is something I consider a lot recently, but I kinda still hope for a global real estate meltdown

minor cypress
# final cedar paid off?

Nah, we aren't balling that hard. But we easily make payments + extra to eat away at the principal

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We're at the point where we can occasionally ball out on vacations, not think too much when buying things, and financially uniphased by disasters.

upper shore
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Oh hey, that worked

pastel quartz
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hello

minor cypress
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Had hvac,flooring and plumbing issues totaling up to about 6k when we first moved in, right after paying closing costs.

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Didn't even sweat it, just paid that shit and moved on. Feelsgoodman

upper shore
pastel quartz
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its that time of night where I play Idk how many nights in my dark ass house

pastel quartz
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just my babies and my husband

upper shore
pastel quartz
upper shore
pastel quartz
upper shore
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The A in Alfa team stands for AUTISTIC

storm stream
toxic sundial
pastel quartz
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silent babble and wierd hand movements like they grabbin the air or something

final cedar
pastel quartz
minor cypress
upper shore
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Did somebody say autistic?

pastel quartz
final cedar
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I just hope you stop being on social media when your kids enter their formative years...

zealous remnant
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
pastel quartz
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real

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this, but reversed

storm stream
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perhaps you look particularly interesting to them. Do they stare at your husband?

upper shore
placid sail
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you're not autistic or schizo girl you just dum

placid sail
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to be fair, even that comparison doesn't convey enough how utterly helpless and initially blank human babies are

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bro why the fuck am I arguing with another fucking fake schizo ghost of discord

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aight gn

final cedar
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or worse; jesus tells her to cover them with cellophane to keep the devil out

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keep em wrapped up in the fridge

gleaming grove
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Uhm

pastel quartz
upper shore
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Maybe 2

remote vine
upper shore
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They're definitely gonna be turbo retarded until then. I'd still try to talk to them so they get the idea

storm stream
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humans learn better from example than from instruction by a long shot

pastel quartz
upper shore
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lmao

pastel quartz
upper shore
upper shore
pastel quartz
remote vine
pastel quartz
remote vine
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imagine if the first word your kids say is "gyatt"

pastel quartz
slender rock
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slav electroboom?

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smoke alarm going off ✅

remote vine
pastel quartz
storm stream
pastel quartz
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thats how its always been

storm stream
pastel quartz
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started with sending shitposts to each other

slender rock
remote vine
zealous remnant
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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shit that one does not easily understand, or shit that makes sense

zealous remnant
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
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literally where? like was it a discord server?

pastel quartz
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we both pretty retarded to begin with, dont expect intellectual conversations or some shit

storm stream
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2 idiots w 2 unplanned kids??
CHRIST

gusty tendon
zealous remnant
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why stop at two kids?

pastel quartz
storm stream
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they're gonna grow to be fertiliser

zealous remnant
pastel quartz
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sort of

remote vine
storm stream
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yeah just like when they were conceived

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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no protection, bro forgor

upper shore
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"SOMEONE BETTER BE DEAD"

storm stream
gusty tendon
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the concern over this doesn't matter ignored people grow up without parents, at least they have two for the foreseeable future

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the world raises children

upper shore
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It's alright, I was an accident, and look how I turned out

gusty tendon
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parents just nurture them for a few years

upper shore
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The world raises some fuckin' wacked out kids

gusty tendon
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we are all defined by our experiences and interactions shrug some people just end up more fucked than others

remote vine
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as long as there are other family members close by to offer support its not too bad

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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you feed them and give them guidelines, make sure they can survive and learn. not rocket science

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we've been doing it for tens of thousands of years

pastel quartz
upper shore
pastel quartz
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I aint doing anything with my life bru

gusty tendon
storm stream
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ok thewn

pastel quartz
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but then again, all that happened already

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might as well just make the most of my situation

upper shore
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Can't do anything but put one foot forward, soldier

storm stream
upper shore
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Well I always have the option of getting butt-assed naked and doing a 360 noscope on myself with a 12 gauge jumping off a bridge onto oncoming traffic but that's kind of impractical

pastel quartz
storm stream
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oof

pastel quartz
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listen man, I'm mentally ill, I have no big dreams anymore

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I just make the most of my situation at this point

dreamy flaxBOT
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feelincutemightcommitwarcrimes, your new nickname is Dorian

slender rock
gusty tendon
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cool now i can only die if someone kills the painting Chadge

slender rock
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flat pc for flatfuck friday

remote vine
slender rock
pastel quartz
upper shore
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Meds?

pastel quartz
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only fine when medicated

open laurel
slender rock
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🙂

toxic sundial
upper shore
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When can we start?

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And: do you want me to season my face first?

storm stream
pastel quartz
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yes, I originally planned to become an author

slender rock
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lol

gusty tendon
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2 convos going on "haha we need pills for sanity" - "Parental crisis"

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brainfart be wild

upper shore
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You forgot 3rd

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"Eat my face lol"

remote vine
slender rock
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all the gooners will buy it

upper shore
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I dunno how one goes to a school and makes a career of being an author. I just write in my offtime to express my retardation so I hopefully don't disturb the wildlife again

final cedar
gusty tendon
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just write an erotic fanfic about supernatural people then cast random people in it KekSkew amass an army of weirdos to support your bank account

upper shore
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Well, granted

remote vine
pastel quartz
upper shore
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"Sex sells"

toxic sundial
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I need more money

upper shore
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Just don't go too deep into the subject or someone's getting taken out back like Mwadi

final cedar
slender rock
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it's the least destructive

upper shore
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AI is mid as fuck

mossy void
slender rock
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cough

pastel quartz
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I already know that, it was over before it started

remote vine
upper shore
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Fuck sports and writing. Kill people for money

gusty tendon
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what the fuck are you people using AI for Pepega

mossy void
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Imagine using AI for literally anything creative

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cringe

slender rock
pastel quartz
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the shareholder route

toxic sundial
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Ted PayPal me $4400

slender rock
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a lot of goverements don't like mercs

pastel quartz
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thats what I'm doing right now

upper shore
slender rock
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just don't do a blackwater thing

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and get caught

pastel quartz
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fuck you want me to do, start a buisness on my own?

final cedar
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should've just bought some gamestop options last week kekw

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
final cedar
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I forgot I had some kekl

remote vine
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should've went back to 2010 and bought bitcoin

final cedar
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Waking up to my phone telling me account needs action

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do you have any idea why it did another attempt at breaking ATH?

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I heard DFV tweeted again

remote vine
pastel quartz
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naw dude, Its the only collector car I'll be able to collect in my lifetime, its part of a set bro a 1987 countach and a 1985 testarossa

final cedar
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I didn't investigate, just booked profits

pastel quartz
upper shore
final cedar
remote vine
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gn everyone

final cedar
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testarossa lmao

pastel quartz
final cedar
pastel quartz
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300k, but fair enough, thats what it costed then

final cedar
final cedar
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she's so good at baiting

pastel quartz
final cedar
slender rock
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laminate one

pastel quartz
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I daily drive it

final cedar
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Literally we can check right now which one you have

slender rock
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tell them suck it

pastel quartz
final cedar
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see if it's been sold for 300k recently

toxic sundial
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How we doin today grainfairt? 🌾

final cedar
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engine bay, door frame

pastel quartz
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yeah

upper shore
final cedar
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how many miles you put on it every month?

slender rock
pastel quartz
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I bought it back in miami and imported back in france

toxic sundial
final cedar
pastel quartz
slender rock
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10kms

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6 miles

pastel quartz
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do the math, I drive to the city every month for groceries

slender rock
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ain't shit

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I walk 6 miles once in a while

toxic sundial
upper shore
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GEEKING OFF ELIXIR

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RAAHHH

final cedar
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talk woman!

gusty tendon
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don't step outside the castle walls after that one

pastel quartz
upper shore
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I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE FUCKING CASTLE WALLS

final cedar
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once?

pastel quartz
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for groceries

upper shore
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EVERYTHING HAS TURNED TO VOID

pastel quartz
final cedar
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once every month?

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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The monolith run ended because boring ahhh

final cedar
gusty tendon
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sin is just as boring

toxic sundial
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Aw

pastel quartz
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for an oil change

gusty tendon
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you dont even get your own fuckin bubble shield

toxic sundial
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Is there any additional mods that add interesting story for mono and sin?

final cedar
pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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what year is it?

final cedar
upper shore
final cedar
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probably can't because the husband is driving the car right now

final cedar
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everyone knows driving your mint condition supercar is only increasing it's value

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especially 80s lambos with their reliable engines

pastel quartz
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I watched way too much 80s movies I was fixated on getting one

final cedar
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service is 15-20h for an oil change - 100$/hr probably KekSkew

pastel quartz
toxic sundial
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Hope it's good

gusty tendon
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shrug if its an 87...it shouldn't really be rolling around tbh on the regular as for the testarossa thats nbg you can get those fairly cheap

final cedar
toxic sundial
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I haven't been excited for a game in a long long time. Now frostpunk 2 and stalker 2 in the same year? Oh boy

final cedar
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are you joking lmao

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yeah I'll believe you if you show off that Italian horsey car

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I'll send you a 50$ amazon coupon to make it more interesting

pastel quartz
slender rock
primal kiln
final cedar
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a gullwing would be pretty poggers tho

glad carbon
gusty tendon
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same- i have three, a travel van, a 848 and a dodge ram for fun mode KekSkew when i get a certain amount i plan on getting a few trophy cars though that i will never drive

final cedar
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take the wife to champagne lunch in your classic 60s supercar

gusty tendon
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kek2 when i get to the first 10 i'ma get a shiny car to reward myself and park it in my bros garage

pastel quartz
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listen man, you dont understand it from my point of view, when I saw one on cannonball run, that one episode in miami vice, and wolf of wall street, I always wanted one

final cedar
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can ask her if you can borrow her dads 250 GTO

pastel quartz
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reliving the false nostalgia of the 80s I guess

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not on value

heavy peak
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Pics of the cars or didn't happen

upper shore
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"Maybe with this, I'll be able to afford enough to eat a decent meal this week"

final cedar
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I don't want to make you feel bad @pastel quartz but are you sure you own these cars? Is it not just the lack of antipsychotics talking?

pastel quartz
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its that common

final cedar
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people with money don't invest in cars kekvideo

glad carbon
upper shore
pastel quartz
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from your value based standpoint, from my standpoint, it was cars they wanted to drive back in the 80s

pastel quartz
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I like to relive false nostalgia

final cedar
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Hi @glad carbon

glad carbon
final cedar
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do you think milf is full of shit?

glad carbon
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about what

pastel quartz
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yes, mercedes and other american brands

final cedar
glad carbon
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a corvette is not a supercar, stella

final cedar
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almost as if showing off makes you a target or something KekSkew

gusty tendon
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ngl though every tweaking over the two cars is funnier than other things more notable

final cedar
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imagine you had to worry for your safety and the safety of your children cause you drive a giant "rob me" sign around

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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KekSkew brain fart be internetin'

pastel quartz
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I dont care about the value

glad carbon
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@primal kiln

slender rock
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I just want my stupid rasberry pi touch screen thingy to come already so I can do something with it

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idk

pastel quartz
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hey man, you mentioned it

slender rock
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kinda should've gotten the 5" version but

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hmm

pastel quartz
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I told the honest truth

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yet ya'll still find a way to hate

final cedar
gusty tendon
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shrug idk i've met stupid people with nicer things than myself and more than what they can afford, debt go crazy sus i have other concerns

glad carbon
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how are you doing @deep topaz

deep topaz
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im doin alright

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had some nice salmon for dinner

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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nah ill dm KekSkew

deep topaz
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only 150k? she needs to pump her alibaba numbers up

glad carbon
deep topaz
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honestly it wouldn't be a bad method to make money

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as long as the location is good

deep topaz
pastel quartz
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ideas that are still on paper, but isnt put in action

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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Thats what all that is

final cedar
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you have an hour

pastel quartz
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I dont need your charity

glad carbon
final cedar
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ok, this is boring af

glad carbon
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why you lying about cars of all things stella

pastel quartz
final cedar
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that you're absolutely right about

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should've never lied about something so silly kekw

pastel quartz
slender rock
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hmmmmmmmm

glad carbon
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i've made some useless purchases but nothing like a car

pastel quartz
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depends on how you percieve it, you either believe it or you dont, It doesnt change the fact that I'm living my 80s feverdream

deep topaz
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hope you're an ant that can make use of that 1.28 inch screen

slender rock
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@final cedar

final cedar
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is this how schizos act? Going on and on about their delusions?

primal kiln
pastel quartz
deep topaz
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rat man

glad carbon
slender rock
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it's an IPS display

deep topaz
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world at war classic

final cedar
minor cypress
deep topaz
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every teen chick has some weird smut fantasy about characters from different universes meeting and fucking

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create anything, you'll find your niche

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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it's called fluff

final cedar
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Are we going to address her husband "working" at 3am?

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Is this a thing people do in france?

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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twink strip clubs need twinks

pastel quartz
final cedar
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I bet overtime looks hot

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think it's a blonde overtime or a classic french brunette with red lipstick?

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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it isnt that off from the accent poeple use in paris

slender rock
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I wish I had a 3d printer I'd probably make a watch or something with that display and somehow use an ESP32 with it

gusty tendon
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I was like "ayo- oh no"

slender rock
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that would kinda neat

slender rock
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Brainstormin some eletronic ideas n shit

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waiting for a 3.5 touchscreen the rasp pi 3 to come in soon

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it fits over the SBC via GIPO pins

pastel quartz
final cedar
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I bought all my wheel gun ammo from brazil, might be gross but it do be working 100/100 so far

gusty tendon
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texan- basically obligated to- family full of military KekSkew

pastel quartz
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americans with their ar-15s

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thats who

gusty tendon
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gun go bang peepoLove i like gun

deep topaz
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an AR-15 is actually pretty cheap compared to some

pastel quartz
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some poeple spend money on gun optics that cost as much as a liver

final cedar
gusty tendon
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mfs really will buy like a 200-300$ AR

gusty tendon
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then spend 1500 on attachments and swaps though

upper shore
gusty tendon
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its funny af

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like my brother in christ- you do not need allathat KekSkew

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best part is

deep topaz
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you can build it yourself for sub $400

gusty tendon
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it be the mfs who go to range day

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like 3 fucking times

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at most a year

final cedar
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yeah I saw it on a board like a year ago and showed the video to him he was like "this can't possibly be so easily made" - he gave me a working prototype a week later

pastel quartz
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not to mention, you've got the internals, especially for the ar-15 platform, you've got trigger groups, uppers, lowers, barrel and handguard

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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Ive seen some poeple say that a drug addiction is less expensive than a gun addiction

gusty tendon
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as a former drug addict who has a very extensive gun collection

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THAT DEPENDS

final cedar
upper shore
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Remember kids: Peruvian not Columbian

pastel quartz
# gusty tendon <:kek:1206172080169820190>

one component fetches a price that you could buy drugs with, and that component is a semi auto trigger group because select switch trigger groups are banned in your state

pastel quartz
crimson flame
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bro same

pastel quartz
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I'm starting to think pablo escobar put something in this bricks of cocaine to have miami feining for that shit in the 70s-80s

crimson flame
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then i found out about open carry

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yep this is gta5 for sure

upper shore
final cedar
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peruvian marching powder

pastel quartz
glad carbon
upper shore
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Columbia = a brand or something idk
Colombia = place

open laurel
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tarkov posting in main

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no way

mossy void
open laurel
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@mossy void how did u get unexiled

final cedar
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I connect it with Columbine, need to find a new way to remember to spell it with two Os

mossy void
upper shore
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I am a Renegade

slender rock
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

mossy void
mossy void
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I AM A STURGEON

upper shore
minor cypress
upper shore
glad carbon
pastel quartz
mossy void
minor cypress
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madgetypecry talk with coworker about how we gotta watch things, just keep an eye out

glad carbon
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captain tism

minor cypress
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He hits me with the "lol i dont care anymore"

mossy void
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I am doing good thank you for asking frota

open laurel
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my syndrome may be down but my money up

open laurel
minor cypress
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Man is malding bc he got banished to night shift again, and now probably trying to do bare minimum and get fired

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Fuck

pastel quartz
upper shore
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Man...

minor cypress
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You know it.

final cedar
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probably didn't have any crisis actors around him growing up

minor cypress
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All i wanted was comptetent coworkers. We do work, get work done, and enjoy slacking off a bit.

upper shore
minor cypress
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But noooo, this fucking autist with back issues just needs to mimimi and make shit as miserabke as possible.

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Its so simple. We do work, we get things caught up, we chill. The gig isn't hard.

final cedar
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did the supplement guy get slapped with that lawsuit already?

minor cypress
pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Man is using the "yap about bullshit endlessly and ask for instructions on every little simple task to stall" technique, plus just waiting for me to do things that are required. And we are fucking if neither of us do it.

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He used to be fine. Now he's been fucked over too much and is having a tantrum and going full doomer work ethic

pastel quartz
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should bro be even working?

upper shore
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What else is he supposed to do? Kill himself?

final cedar
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that's always on the table

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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The only care i'd really have is for my increased workload and his eventual future shitty replacement

deep topaz
upper shore
pastel quartz
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he's become a liability for everyone around him thats just trying to get work done

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he's delusional

minor cypress
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Fucking tell me about it. I've automated every hard part about this gig. And he squanders it.

final cedar
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a managers job should be sitting the guy down and telling him whats real

minor cypress
pastel quartz
final cedar
crimson flame
minor cypress
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Basically. We have tasks to do. If they aren't done, boss bitches. I don't want drama, i do tasks.

final cedar
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I mean fuck not like it's your job but you could tell him that he'll be fucked if you decide to throw this shit

pastel quartz
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?

minor cypress
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Now he works on "automation" as a guise for working

pastel quartz
final cedar
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Having to talk to a manchild about not making a fuss kekw

minor cypress
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We're talking spending hours trying to automate going over a spreadsheet to remove the word "bruh"

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Levels of bullshit

final cedar
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it might be time to let SHTF

minor cypress
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Any task asked of him? He needs a 3 page written essay and turns 30 min meeting to 3 hours

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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No, just an example

minor cypress
pastel quartz
final cedar
upper shore
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The doomer struggle of trying to evaluate if you'll do more damage living or dying 🚬

minor cypress
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Meanwhile i ask manager to check with day team and make sure we do simple shit like check for duplicates on a report. He hits me with "bring me solutions not problems"

final cedar
minor cypress
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My brother in christ, the solution is telling day shift to do the job they habe been doing for the last TWO FUCKING YEARS

final cedar
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sounds like a guy who's actively posting on linkedin

slender rock
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This device - the Sony Vaio PCG-GT1 - encapsulates so many of my interests, offered so much - in its way - and reflects a future we could have had, but for once, are probably glad we don't. It's shocking they made something like this at all, and unclear what their ultimate goal actually was, so in the end, all I could do was review the thing on ...

▶ Play video
minor cypress
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There is no solution for laziness. As a "fuck you" i've made formatting that highlights duplicates in bright neon red that doesnt go away until fixed.

pastel quartz
glad carbon
minor cypress
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The worst part? I'm in a bind because im the newest+youngest on the team so it just looks like me bitching

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Thats what im saying! Just do job, get bag, go home.

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But no, i gotta hold hands and guide manchildren to do their job.

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Plus, nightshift is seen as a "unit" rather than x and y on shift. So that doesn't help anything

gusty tendon
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kek treat your employees well and you will have no issues ong

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thats why i don't even need HR kekl

minor cypress
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Its just shit having the direct manager be more of a "shadow manager"

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Aka "uhh idk bring me solutions not problems! Why aren't things just working?"

gusty tendon
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i wonder what the name machine will give me next-

dreamy flaxBOT
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feelincutemightcommitwarcrimes, your new nickname is Bolton

upper shore
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It's amazing how just not being a complete ass-monkey will net you positive results

minor cypress
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Most slimy roundabout fucker. Dude needs to delagate deez nuts on his chin

gusty tendon
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Martin1, Dorian, Bolton- tf are these names KekSkew

minor cypress
pastel quartz
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mf bot gave you a french name

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Garden

pastel quartz
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then again, can you really blame it? its a bot, it doesnt know what you want

slender rock
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-__-

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fuck it

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fixed it for the stupid ass bot

pastel quartz
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completely wrong thing

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mb gng

slender rock
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the nameme bot

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it like named me garden

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like might as well go just full on soundgarden or something

pastel quartz
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how do ya'll do that

slender rock
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forward slash nameme

dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Dixie

pastel quartz
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/nameme

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nope

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I dont got perms

upper shore
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Me neither

slender rock
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the fuck

upper shore
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I'm a Renegade, they took my rights away

pastel quartz
# slender rock the fuck

"THOSE DIXIE BOYS WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THEY MUST FIND THEIR UNCLE SAM, AWAY, AWAY WE ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE"🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

mossy void
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Away down south in the land of traitors

deep topaz
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rattlesnakes and alligators

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ride away

mossy void
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Come away

upper shore
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ride away ride away ride awaaaaay

pastel quartz
dreamy flaxBOT
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blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Blaine

pastel quartz
mossy void
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I am from the south and love that song
Every time I see someone with the confederate flag I call them out like the traitors they are

pastel quartz
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idk dawg

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one thing I like about americans, hate of the british

primal kiln
mossy void
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Oh yes the british suck

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Bunch of colonizers

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Love the irish in part because of their hate of the british

pastel quartz
upper shore
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Ireland is fucking based

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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its gonna be a blast

mossy void
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HAHAHA get it because

pastel quartz
mossy void
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OOOOH I’VE GOT A BRAND NEW SHINY HELMET AND A PAIR OF KINKY BOOTS

pastel quartz
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"I WAS BORN ON DUBLIN STREET WHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS DID BEAT, AND THE LOVING ENGLISH FEET THEY WALKED ALL OVER US, AND EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WHEN ME 'DA WOULD COME HOME TIGHT, HE'D INVITE THE NEIGHBORS OUT WITH THIS CHORUS"🗣️🗣️🗣️

glad carbon
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@wide basin play the new baratrauma update?

minor cypress
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Me not saying shit during a meeting unless absolutely needed because words have meaning and purpose and shouldn't be wasted.

cyan pike
upper shore
pastel quartz
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car go boom

upper shore
deep topaz
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hey this is funny new song

glad carbon
pastel quartz
# upper shore

get out ye delusions brother, we have tæ plant a bomb in an english politicians cær

upper shore
pastel quartz
# upper shore

its in romania brother, its getting dismantled in seconds

zealous remnant
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
cyan pike
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
grizzled ingot
sage rover
grizzled ingot
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Digital Extremes Sire

minor cypress
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We've already gathered the data.

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We need busy to conduct more brainfart trials, it was peak content

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The results

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My lawyers have advised me to direct all kekw to @placid sail

crimson flame
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how do i join

minor cypress
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Trials have been closed, gonna have to ask professor dr. Busy

final cedar
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was that this one?

minor cypress
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Yeah

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Probably shouldn't lol

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That reminds me, i need to get my meds refilled.

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I love american healthcare BS

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Be me, have adhd. Adhd has no known cure. Doc prescribes meds to be taken monthly.

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Need to call doc for refill every month. But every 3 months, need to have an in person visit. Just in case.

pastel quartz
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keep you from acting up

pale ingot
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become ungovernable

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stop taking your medication

ruby minnow
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%30 or so sold the meds instead of using them right?

minor cypress
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Been on the meds for years. No dosage change or anything. But nuh uh, you gotta go in every 3 months in person to get a refill. We can do it online for 3 months, but gotta go in person because muh regulations

minor cypress
minor cypress
minor cypress
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Tbh it do be pretty calming

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Just when at a proper dose

minor cypress
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I do not miss Risperdal in the fucking slightest

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Who knows. Im assuming your neonatal whatever its called baby doc was aware?

minor cypress
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It just cracks me up, asking for extra scheduling and restrictions for adhd meds....and doc wonders why i fuck up getting things refilled on time.

upper shore
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Renegade posting

minor cypress
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Driving 30 minutes for a "hey is it working still? Yup? Cool, heres meds." Visit.

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Only to have to play pharmacy battle royale to get meds filled

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Because of some mystical shortage

final cedar
open laurel
upper shore
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unmedicated

minor cypress
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Pepe_Cry shes even nice enough to send text reminders for refill times. I just miss scheduling them because night shift

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The worst part it when they send electronic prescription vs paper

open laurel
minor cypress
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Since its heavily regulated, they can't just forward the script to another pharmacy if they are out of meds. Gotta ask my doc to do a whole new script

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The real lifehack is wife is on the same meds and dose, so we just pool meds. kekl

visual stirrup
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How the fuck they ban the word Ohio?

olive aurora
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cause kids with intergenerational fluoride poisoning and failing american school system can't learn to speak properly

visual stirrup
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But Ohio is a real word

olive aurora
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not how they use it

olive aurora
naive bison
naive bison
open laurel
glad carbon
naive bison
gleaming grove
naive bison
minor cypress
deep topaz
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cat creature

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cute

crimson flame
naive bison
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🫵 kekl

glad carbon
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fake and gae

crimson flame
minor cypress
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Im doubting these scores

upper shore
crimson flame
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some of the questions are
"i enjoy social chitchat"
"i am good at social chitchat"

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made me giggle

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implies that there are people who really enjoy chitchat but they're really bad at it kekl

visual stirrup
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Not just that
But that they know that they're bad at it

minor cypress
visual stirrup
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Lots of people think they're a lot more charismatic than they actually are

minor cypress
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Now the final boss

pale ingot
crimson flame
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nah bruh im just an average nerd

gleaming grove
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Nah

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Stand down

crimson flame
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looks like he's lipsynced

minor cypress
naive bison
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The “I can’t really tell when people are bored with me talking” is for those

minor cypress
naive bison
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There are some people here I think are top 0.1% autists

minor cypress
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Mb i linked the teen test earlier. Heres the adult one

upper shore
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Amount of Autism appears to correlate to server rank

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Trainee and lower appears to be 20 or less autism. Experienced 30. Veteran/legends 40

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Science

upper shore
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Grok?

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Well he would appear to be the progenitor of making the crafting system of stalker autistic, so yeah

minor cypress
upper shore
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And it still correlates for some odd reason

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At least so far

minor cypress
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Almost 21k messages, still only professional rank

upper shore
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But how much Autism doth thou suffer from?

crimson flame
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i feel like some of the questions should be inverted or smth

pale ingot
minor cypress
upper shore
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We'll write this down in the research report Ecologists

naive bison
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BOOOOOOM

minor cypress
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Thy holy overlap has saved me

upper shore
broken topaz
naive bison
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Finding out I’m not autistic is a bit sad though

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I’m not even special

upper shore
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Is it not normal to want your art novel and your objectives familiar?

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I swear

naive bison
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When I act like an autist

minor cypress
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This shit is too real

wide basin
naive bison
crimson flame
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i'd say the lesser evil

minor cypress
inland jackal
minor cypress
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From meds mentioned > bitch about pharmacy > medical stuff > medical tests > autism test. (You are here.)

hazy finch
minor cypress
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Damn its a bitch seeing it play out in real time

hazy finch
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also what the fuck are these questions on that fucking test

minor cypress
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Idk bro a shit online test

hazy finch
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"is cruel to animals" what does that have to do with ADHD?

crimson flame
upper shore
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Trust it's relevant

crimson flame
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better than random spam of zoomer slangs

deep topaz
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cruelty to animals is mostly for RAD

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reactive attachment disorder

inland jackal
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@upper shore

hazy finch
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seems more like psychopathy to me

inland jackal
upper shore
minor cypress
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Its not a sheer coincidence a large chunk of the peeps i get along with IRL are diagnosed too. OMEGALUL

naive bison
minor cypress
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Pretty much. Not like we were aware of it beforehand

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We just got to talking about it and realized the coincidence

crimson flame
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tbh i dont feel weirded out by any of it

naive bison
minor cypress
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It was more of a mindfuck when we all realized it.

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Before that, we just summed it up to "fuck it i vibe with these people"

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Then realizing 99% of those people were some form of adhd etc.

naive bison
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Tism bluetooth

minor cypress
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Not like i go out of my way to make it happen. It just is how it is

naive bison
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Yoah bloochoos dewaise is a connected sussessfuly

glad carbon
upper shore
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AUTISM HIVEMIND

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ADHD HIVEMIND

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SCHIZOPHRENIA HIVEMIND

glad carbon
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mods updated?

naive bison
minor cypress
upper shore
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What brings a brainfarter to brainfart is what brings a warrior to war

naive bison
upper shore
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One cannot escape their true nature, Lieutenant

wide basin
glad carbon
minor cypress
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Holy gets birthing manmade horrors

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But what makes a brainfarter

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What xenotypes do we have

glad carbon
crimson flame
naive bison
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The big 3

glad carbon
upper shore
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What makes a brainfarter is what appears to make any standard issue gamma tard

upper shore
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  • Autistic / ADHD
  • Gun nut
  • Deeply traumatized schizo
  • Full metal retarded
  • Furry
  • Been shot at in real life

These traits have been observed to be strangely frequent, in varying degrees of interchangeability

minor cypress
upper shore
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Offtopic exists soley for admins to pretend it is relevant

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As if Newbies and Brainfart are not the only real rooms

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Offtopic could be converted into admin only chat and nothing would change

glad carbon
upper shore
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GAMMAtardation diagnosis (simplified)

  • Autistic
  • Gun nut
  • Furry
glad carbon
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yes

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will I become a mod if I fufill all 3

visual stirrup
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I would say "fuck furries"

upper shore
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Well, the simplified list insinuates more

visual stirrup
upper shore
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Autistic could expand into ADHD

Gun nut could expand into veteran

Furry could expand into (in the most neutral way possible) homosexual

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Gammatard science

visual stirrup
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Calling gae people furries should be considered hate speech

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fucking nasty shit

visual stirrup
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why does that chicken have more drip than me?

naive bison
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You got tendies, but at what cost

hot snow
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I will absorb the ballin

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and become double ballin

naive bison
hot snow
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no

naive bison
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Chickens look so cute

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I think owning one as a pet would be cool

minor cypress
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Now we need to correlate occupation to brainfart usage.

hot snow
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do you have any idea how bad a chicken stinks

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and you wouldn't be able to train it

minor cypress
hot snow
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so it would just shit wherever

naive bison
naive bison
visual stirrup
hot snow
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it's not gonna fit

visual stirrup
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local racist

minor cypress
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Bro chickens are dumb as fuck. You can feed them nuggets and they don't care.

hot snow
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I can't be racist towards chickens cause I eat them all the time

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if I'd be racist towards them I wouldn't eat them

naive bison
hot snow
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and also they don't have long lifespans

naive bison
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Why are you talking

hot snow
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if mouth skin counts as meat then I have also eaten my own human meat

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a lot

narrow sorrel
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...you sucked your own dick? kek

hot snow
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did you read what I said

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I said mouth skin

hot snow
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tf are you talking about

narrow sorrel
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"meat" kek

hot snow
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if you see meat and instantly think of dick there's a problem

narrow sorrel
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you said mouth KekSkew

hot snow
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you are more insane than I am

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that's crazy

glad carbon
narrow sorrel
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That sounds like something a furry would ask for KekSkew

visual stirrup
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hold on, let me dig up the meme Alice got banned for...

visual stirrup
glad carbon
narrow sorrel
hot snow
hot snow
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I see that

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this cat transcends its own laws of biology

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and that scares me

tulip ravine
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Mates just belled me at 6:20 am snorkcringe

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Fuck knows what’s up with him

river zealot
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I swear man

glad carbon
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hi @river zealot

river zealot
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90% or the time i see an anime watching person they end up being a degenerate

river zealot
river zealot
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Not sure what that means

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Just anime in general

glad carbon
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one piece watchers are just kinda nerds

upper shore
tulip ravine