#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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tidal trellis
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My mom wants grandchildren but that ain't happening, ever

upper shore
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Not quite. It's a complicated matter involving divorce.

pastel quartz
upper shore
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Dad's also military so, uh, yeah not good for marriage usually shrug

upper shore
exotic sentinel
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ahem, if we are to be technical πŸ€“

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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be well friend gigachadhandshake

upper shore
exotic sentinel
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I'm the most prairies non-prairies canadian to exist

pastel quartz
upper shore
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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polish-ukranian immigrants in saskatchewan
norwegian-dutch immigrants in saskatchewan
austrian immigrant
irish-american-canadian immigrant

oorah

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I'm mr europe

upper shore
upper shore
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But silver lining: I've got a dad who's just as schizo as I am LMAO

upper shore
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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exotic sentinel
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did that embed for everyone but me or something

upper shore
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
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I have yet to encounter a serbian that participated in kosovo, in 1999

upper shore
zealous remnant
upper shore
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
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I thought its french

exotic sentinel
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80% sure it's danish but also I like dissing the danes

upper shore
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This one

pastel quartz
upper shore
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PRUSSIANS WHERE WE AT

exotic sentinel
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the danes are the only ones silly enough to strap a mg to a bike

zealous remnant
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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here is a danish war tuk tuk

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quake in your boots

upper shore
pastel quartz
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still havent forgot that time a couple of french mfs strapped a 105mm gun on a scooter

uncut yew
exotic sentinel
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there is a reason the danes lost (they suck but also because sweden-norway and the western allies abandoned them)

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(because they're danish kekw )

pastel quartz
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thats crazy

pastel quartz
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holy shit

upper shore
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Virgin weebs katana vs CHAD Prussian officer saber

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(I have one in the corner)

exotic sentinel
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austria-hungary had better fashion than the prussians trollface

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
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I still remember waterloo

gusty tendon
exotic sentinel
summer flame
summer flame
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also PFC wtf did you do to get brainfart exiled

upper shore
pastel quartz
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pissed the mods off?

summer flame
upper shore
exotic sentinel
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he trolled too hard

pastel quartz
upper shore
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Got sent to ICU and almost died

pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
# exotic sentinel it's immaculate

now, the collars I don't like because they'd be uncomfortable but they have amazing jackets/coats aswell as the best shakos/field caps

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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the joke that writes itself

upper shore
gusty tendon
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mines tech a war trophy kekl

upper shore
exotic sentinel
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yes

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officers had them atleast

pastel quartz
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I thought that shit became outdated after the napoleoenic wars

exotic sentinel
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non-officers had the field caps, kepis, alpini hats, etc...

exotic sentinel
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they all entered it pretty unprepared for what was to come shrug

visual stirrup
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Can't believe they all thought it would play out like Napoleonic Warfare
Even though everyone had repeating rifles and machine guns

exotic sentinel
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the great return of the helmet clueless

visual stirrup
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They were still fucking drilling shooting in line

pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
uncut yew
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What do you mean a cavalry charge is inefficient against a line of machineguns? It has worked for hundreds of years, why would it not work now?

pastel quartz
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napoleon would be rolling in his grave

visual stirrup
exotic sentinel
visual stirrup
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the two unliked kids forming an alliance

gusty tendon
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imagine you've never seen shit and can't read or write-

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then a cannon lays half your battalion to waste in 40 minutes

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gusty tendon
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WWI in a nutshell

exotic sentinel
visual stirrup
pastel quartz
visual stirrup
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they're all bad

toxic sundial
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They should let the US into Eurovision we'd dominate

toxic sundial
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They're too scared

toxic sundial
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New exhiled?

exotic sentinel
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new england would win shrug

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(england reference)

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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bro played with fire

upper shore
gusty tendon
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got burned kekl

upper shore
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The law got my ass

toxic sundial
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gusty tendon
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standard drunk stuff

exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
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they colonized the irish, opressed them and they got carbombs

toxic sundial
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Well 12 hours ain't bad

gusty tendon
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his crime was being to silly

upper shore
visual stirrup
upper shore
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Last time I got shot (mute) was only 6 hours as well.

gusty tendon
upper shore
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So far I know only this:

  • Be extra careful in Newbies (THIS BLOCK AIN'T NO JOKE)
  • Don't DM people ever
tawny plaza
visual stirrup
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Imperialism is cringe
Regardless of what language your imperial overlord speaks

exotic sentinel
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(it's the sexual favours paying off)

gusty tendon
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!josta

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toxic sundial
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A really really good friend left a server I was in because they got muted for twice as long as the other person (they were talking about Israel and also had the (((correct opinion)))

exotic sentinel
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again I clarify, not aldo

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
upper shore
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I'm really good at making stalker jokes

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But I don't always

toxic sundial
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Except for like 3 of them I like

pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
upper shore
exotic sentinel
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(I make fun of everyone)

exotic sentinel
gusty tendon
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i only make fun of people who deserve it kekw

upper shore
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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still don't know what a meat flute is

toxic sundial
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PayPal me $4400

gusty tendon
upper shore
exotic sentinel
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we live in a society clueless

gusty tendon
exotic sentinel
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just say penis shrug

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say it now!!!

gusty tendon
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it has a hole- mouth piece- and it gets blown

civic panther
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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this brings out my french blood, I dont like oppresion that much

slender rock
exotic sentinel
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I love democracy

upper shore
pastel quartz
uncut yew
# slender rock

hmm I'm fairly sure that the "Active military" number for Super Earth is actually their daily casualty rate

civic panther
# upper shore

they still have the game banned in PSN restricted countries, people who have already bought the game can still play, but anyone in the banned countries can't buy it

slender rock
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by frendly fire (frendly fucked)

civic panther
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
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j'emmerde les britanniques

exotic sentinel
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spanish detected snorkcringe

toxic sundial
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There's a dog in the car in front of me

upper shore
civic panther
pastel quartz
# upper shore

saying those three words is a one way ticket to get democracy from a gau 8 avenger

uncut yew
pastel quartz
civic panther
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helldivers studio

exotic sentinel
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you spoke in french so I said "spanish detected", the joke here is despite living in canada and suffered 6 years of mandatory french lessons, I still cannot differentiate the 2 langauges which is comedic because I must be stupid (Which is in fact true)

πŸ€“

upper shore
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Is Ryry dead? I forgot.

civic panther
gusty tendon
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muted muted

upper shore
gusty tendon
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not even brainfart?

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LMAO

pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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my punishment after insulting the mods (I got sent into the wickerman)

civic panther
pastel quartz
civic panther
pastel quartz
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avoid quebec

gusty tendon
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KekSkew wtf did ryry do now

exotic sentinel
upper shore
exotic sentinel
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may've been just 3 years, I don't recall

uncut yew
pastel quartz
civic panther
gusty tendon
exotic sentinel
civic panther
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i saw him ping a guy who blocked him, which is some desparate ass shit if you ask me

upper shore
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Gotta be careful, the opps got me in their sights. Gonna end up in chalk like Ry

gusty tendon
upper shore
civic panther
pastel quartz
upper shore
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
upper shore
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"We gotta stop meeting like this you know"

exotic sentinel
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are you the imperialist or the shogunate shrug

upper shore
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I really oughtta to cool it before they kill me lol

exotic sentinel
gusty tendon
exotic sentinel
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suicide is good, kamikaze good, imperial japan ergo good

pastel quartz
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I dont like edo period japan

gusty tendon
exotic sentinel
upper shore
pastel quartz
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through a shogunate

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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and yeah, edo is technically the only time japan experienced true peace

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
remote vine
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I like googling about japanese clans and what their descendants are currently up to

pastel quartz
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when japan was still a shogunate

exotic sentinel
exotic sentinel
exotic sentinel
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hold up, I have boshin war memes

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require some digging

gusty tendon
placid sail
exotic sentinel
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what up my obama's

pastel quartz
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in some way, still lives by the blade

gusty tendon
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kekw i dont think thats the same blade

gusty tendon
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you could say he didnt make the cut kekl

exotic sentinel
# gusty tendon <:kekw:919974270132711444> i dont think thats the same blade

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uncut yew
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For the price of 10 cheap second hand pairs of ice-skates, you can purchase a low cost dishwasher.

remote vine
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pastel quartz
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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I got the names mixed up

exotic sentinel
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not 3 days but still

remote vine
pastel quartz
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and he aint even close, he's closer to napoleon the third

uncut yew
pastel quartz
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chat

toxic sundial
exotic sentinel
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memes

storm stream
pastel quartz
gusty tendon
uncut yew
storm stream
pastel quartz
storm stream
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kaΔ·is

gusty tendon
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
pastel quartz
gusty tendon
pastel quartz
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wheres the sr 81

gusty tendon
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classified kek

storm stream
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what's the point of a recon plane in WT??

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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one thing i heard about the aurora before there was net posts

pastel quartz
gusty tendon
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"a pilot was just in france 30 minutes ago- now he's back"

storm stream
pastel quartz
upper shore
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Mason (Kevin) going on a black op (short walk) to the area of operation (gas station) to retrieve the HVT (monster energy drink) and RTB (go home)

gusty tendon
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undetected kek

pastel quartz
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that would be my reaction too

toxic sundial
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Why do women like doctor shows so much

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I mean like they all suck

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Come on

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It's the same shit every time

pastel quartz
upper shore
pastel quartz
gusty tendon
placid sail
uncut yew
toxic sundial
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Thank you for the input @placid sail

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
zealous remnant
pastel quartz
exotic sentinel
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every cyclist has a death wish 🫑

heavy peak
remote vine
next acorn
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@heavy peak Π΄Π° всё ΠΈΠ·Π²ΠΈΠ½ΠΈ, я ΠΏΠΎΡˆΡƒΡ‚ΠΈΠ»

native aurora
next acorn
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эх

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Ну, Π±ΡƒΠ΄Π΅Ρ‚ Ρ‚ΡƒΡ‚ ΠΎΠ±ΡƒΡΡ‚Ρ€Π°ΠΈΠ²Π°Ρ‚ΡŒΡΡ, получаСтся

native aurora
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Π‘ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈΠΌ, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ Π΅Ρ‰Ρ‘ Π΄Π΅Π»Π°Ρ‚ΡŒ shrug

next acorn
native aurora
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Π‘Ρ€Ρ‘ΠΌ Ρ‚Π΅ΠΏΠ΅Ρ€ΡŒ Ρ‚ΡƒΡ‚, нас Π²Ρ‹Π³Π½Π°Π»ΠΈ ΠΈΠ· Ρ‡Π°Ρ‚Π°

next acorn
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Π•ΡΡ‚ΡŒ шанс, Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ нас послС этого Π²ΠΎΠΎΠ±Ρ‰Π΅ выгонят ΠΎΡ‚ΠΎΠ²ΡΡŽΠ΄Ρƒohno

native aurora
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ΠŸΡ€Π΅ΠΊΡ€Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎ

next acorn
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Щас ΠΏΡ€ΠΈΠ΄ΡƒΡ‚ Π΄ΠΆΠΎΠ½Ρ‹ ΠΈ скаТут Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ-Ρ‚ΠΎ Ρ‚ΠΈΠΏΠΎ

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Π° Π΄Π°Π²Π½ΠΎ Π±Ρ€Π΅ΠΉΠ½Ρ„Π°Ρ€Ρ‚ стал Ρ€ΡƒΡ„Π°Ρ€Ρ‚

native aurora
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ΠœΡ‹ Ρ‚ΡƒΡ‚ Π½ΠΈΠΏΡ€ΠΈΡ‡Ρ‘ΠΌ

fathom ravine
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you give him a fresh juicy watermelon -> he sends you to the brainfart

next acorn
native aurora
next acorn
fathom ravine
native aurora
next acorn
native aurora
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МСдаль Π·Π° ΠΎΡ‚Π²Π°Π³Ρƒ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡƒΡ‡ΠΈΠ»ΠΈ ΠΈ ΠΊΠ°ΠΉΡ„ΡƒΠ΅ΠΌ

next acorn
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Π‘ Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ΠΎΠΉ стороны

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Ρ‚ΡƒΡ‚ Ρ‚ΠΈΡ…ΠΎ

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спокойно

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Π½Π΅Ρ‚ ΡˆΠΈΠ·ΠΎΠ½ΡŽΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Ρ€ΠΎΠ²

native aurora
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Π― Ρ‚Π°ΠΊ ΠΈ Π½Π΅ понял Π·Π° Ρ‡Ρ‚ΠΎ clueless

next acorn
native aurora
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Π£ мСня Ρ‚Π°ΠΌ ΠΏΠΎΠ» сообщСний Π²ΠΎΠΎΠ±Ρ‰Π΅ Π² Π±Π»ΠΎΠΊΠ΅

native aurora
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Русский Ρ‡Π°Ρ‚ Π·Π°ΠΊΡ€Ρ‹Π»ΠΈ

next acorn
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ΠΎΠΏΠ°

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ΠΏΡ€ΠΈΠΊΡ€Ρ‹Π»ΠΈ Π»Π°Π²ΠΎΡ‡ΠΊΡƒ

solar coral
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I want to kill whoever the fuck invented TAA

native aurora
night scarab
next acorn
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А Π²ΠΎΡ‚ ΠΏΡ€ΠΈ нас Ρ‚Π°ΠΊΠΎΠΉ Ρ…ΡƒΠΉΠ½ΠΈ Π½Π΅ Π±Ρ‹Π»ΠΎ

native aurora
magic tartan
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daffuq

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so many exiles

native aurora
next acorn
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И Ρ‚Π°ΠΊΠΎΠΉ Ρ‚ΠΎΠΆΠ΅ кста

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это всё послС Π²ΠΎΠ»Π½ Π½ΡŽΠΊΠΎΠΌΠ΅Ρ€ΠΎΠ² Π½Π°Ρ‡Π°Π»ΠΎΡΡŒ

magic tartan
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whaat

next acorn
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ΠΊΠΎΠ³Π΄Π° Ρ‡Π΅Π»Ρ‹ Π·Π°ΠΊΠΈΠ΄Ρ‹Π²Π°Π»ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎ ΠΏΡ€ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ»Ρƒ Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³ Π΄Ρ€ΡƒΠ³Π° Π·Π° ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄Ρ‹Ρ… ΠΏΡƒΠΊ

native aurora
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no idea what the hell happened clueless

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im dumb

magic tartan
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me either

crimson flame
native aurora
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now we are sitting here until moderators let us out

next acorn
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yep

gusty tendon
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something about cringe content

magic tartan
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oooh

next acorn
native aurora
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not the cringe content, but the people complaining about one thing

magic tartan
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lol they got exiled to english branefart kekpoint

native aurora
native aurora
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can't do anything 'bout it

crimson flame
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ouzen

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sag hex

native aurora
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we don't have role for russian thing

deep topaz
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man i gotta pay $40.50 for a new license since my wallet got stolen

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fuck

magic tartan
deep topaz
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no but i can't find the bastard and i have no idea where it is

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so i treat it as stolen

magic tartan
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damn

native aurora
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back to normal clueless

gusty tendon
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ghostStare Ρ‚Ρ‹ облаТался kekpoint

native aurora
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see you guys

magic tartan
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bye

upper shore
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He's literally me

exotic sentinel
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I am racist jokerge

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
glad carbon
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hi @toxic sundial

toxic sundial
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Hi

glad carbon
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how are you buddy

zealous remnant
glad carbon
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yep

slender rock
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What the absolute fucj

slender rock
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Wtf is this

glad carbon
slender rock
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Hm

upper shore
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Me escaping from brainfart

undone wave
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ryry getting LACED up for his inevitable return

open laurel
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What happened to ryry

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@undone wave

eager igloo
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He posted porn, he got smacked

open laurel
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Was it good

eager igloo
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Simple as

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No

open laurel
fading shuttle
open laurel
zealous remnant
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hallo @open laurel

open laurel
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Ambatukam

fading shuttle
open laurel
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Aye was good sota

open laurel
glad carbon
open laurel
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Yoo frota

zealous remnant
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oh yeah, what did breezy get exiled for?

glad carbon
fading shuttle
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being unfunny as far as i remember

zealous remnant
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lmao

glad carbon
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@mossy void

open laurel
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Welcome home

fading shuttle
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breezy posted this, iedy said "what the fuck" and they got exiled

zealous remnant
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purge 4 when?

glad carbon
open laurel
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That got him exiled

glad carbon
zealous remnant
fading shuttle
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i dont get it

open laurel
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Kota for brainfart president kekw

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Please πŸ™

fading shuttle
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nah, i will be your immortal decadent monarch

open laurel
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Brainfart democracy hear me out

glad carbon
open laurel
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I’ve ate gator before

glad carbon
open laurel
glad carbon
crimson flame
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hi kota hi frota

glad carbon
fading shuttle
upper shore
glad carbon
visual stirrup
# glad carbon

"Florida is great. Everyone should move here."
"You should try covering yourself in butter and taking a stroll outside."

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I would want a change in my diet if I was forced to subsist on geriatrics and crazy people.

glad carbon
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"the weather is nice, theres not actually that many alligators in the water, you can swim anywhere"

naive bison
glad carbon
inland jackal
glad carbon
eager igloo
#

@inland jackal

glad carbon
eager igloo
#

Hello

naive bison
inland jackal
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@eager igloo

deep topaz
#

leroy so dumb

slender rock
slender rock
#

just remember

eager igloo
#

Bruh

slender rock
#

you might be retar... but you're not asking about this shit in your local reddit

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dudes a fed tho

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or chick

slender rock
#

it?

fading shuttle
crimson flame
#

why ur on reddit

fading shuttle
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(bulgraians)

slender rock
#

so I had to peep it

crimson flame
fading shuttle
slender rock
eager igloo
#

Idk what to play :c

#

Can't get myself back into ED

glad carbon
solar obsidian
#

just play what u always play

glad carbon
solar obsidian
#

hey there peepohi

glad carbon
#

hiiiii delight

eager igloo
glad carbon
#

synthetik

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risk of rain

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zomboid

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rimworld

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anything really

deep topaz
#

smelvin ring

glad carbon
pastel quartz
naive bison
river zealot
#

Fed the kitty

deep topaz
#

jeh

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heh

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good on you for feeding odd cat

visual stirrup
#

"Fed" is a weird name for a cat

pastel quartz
crimson flame
#

10/10 would adopt

visual stirrup
#

it was recently shaved and bathed

river zealot
#

A frog?

visual stirrup
#

maybe animal control does that with strays?

pastel quartz
visual stirrup
#

a floppa?

pastel quartz
river zealot
#

It doesn't look like floppa

coarse bear
#

Damn someone fuckin' shaved that cat

pastel quartz
inland jackal
#

ay its the frenchi

#

spas12

fallow trellis
pastel quartz
glad carbon
river zealot
glad carbon
gleaming grove
#

@fading shuttle hey

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Had anyone told you that you looked like a radroach

glad carbon
#

i'd eat a radroach

glad carbon
hot snow
#

no

hot snow
#

do not look in pet channel

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there's a very mature and funny person there

glad carbon
#

wtf is wrong with people

hot snow
#

a lot

eager igloo
#

Wow

solar obsidian
narrow lotus
hot snow
#

I dont know what people like that guy hope to achieve

hot snow
#

we're not 10 year olds

#

it's not like we're gonna have a heart attack from seeing that shit

glad carbon
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
#

Delight! >w</

thin trench
#

! alzheimer

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God damn

#

Day 1

narrow lotus
minor cypress
#

yeshoney its my in-office day. Coworker sitting right by me has a fucking wolf sweater, loud as fuck mechanical keyboard, and doesn't know how to stfu

#

Im gonna lose my mind

hot snow
#

you guys are allowed to bring your own keyboards?

minor cypress
#

Who the fuck brings a mechanical keyboard to an open design office

hot snow
#

is that like a common thing

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cause I've never heard of it

pastel quartz
#

tell your coworker to give me some of that positive life energy he has too much anyway

minor cypress
#

Not really. You can

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Nah he miserable and lazy

hot snow
#

just like strigoi

#

they match so well

minor cypress
#

Maybe its just me being grumpy. But between the yapping, keyboard noises, cringe wolf sweater and him slacking im losin my shit

hot snow
#

I think it's fair

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I'd probably punch him in the fucking nose if I had to bare that

narrow lotus
minor cypress
#

Nah iedy, you don't understand. Hes my only coworker, for about 10/12 hours of my shift

solar obsidian
hot snow
#

I think the wolf sweater is funny though

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I'd just be laughing at that

minor cypress
#

Just me, him, empty office.

visual stirrup
#

Sexual tension?

minor cypress
#

I would ignore everything if he wasn't being lazy

narrow lotus
#

How is lazy

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What is he not doing

hot snow
narrow lotus
minor cypress
#

God is good, the office convenience store restocked peanut m&ms and energy drinks

pastel quartz
#

Time to rat him out to the bo$$

open laurel
hot snow
#

can't you just ignore him or do both of you have to do some shit

open laurel
#

I’m restarted

minor cypress
#

Nah, bossman don't want more drama. And he whines enough already

hot snow
minor cypress
#

Nah, we both gotta monitor stuff for a report and do analysis

open laurel
fading shuttle
minor cypress
#

He's doing none of that lol. He just finds other bullshit to pretend to be busy with

hot snow
#

and I'm guessing you get in trouble too if he doesn't do it

minor cypress
#

No sense of task prioritizing

#

Yep

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At least the office is somewhat cozy, as much as it can be.

hot snow
#

I'm not gonna act like I have experience in the field of pushing lazy people to do shit

fading shuttle
hot snow
#

I'm not really qualified to give advice here

minor cypress
#

We got a little convenience store full of snacks and drinks

hot snow
#

cause I've never really been in a situation where I had to push em

minor cypress
#

My strat right now is to just bring up what im working on and ask if xyz is done already, or just ask him to do things while i do other things.

true sedge
minor cypress
#

Dudes got kids my age, he's supposed to be bitching about me on my phone and being lazy kekl

ruby minnow
open laurel
#

@hot snow @narrow lotus Romanian time?

ruby minnow
#

crashed into a car with my bike

hot snow
true sedge
hot snow
#

and that would just spell trouble

hot snow
#

what's the truth

open laurel
#

I’m American

hot snow
#

I knew that already

hot snow
#

you said it yesterday

open laurel
#

No u didn’t

#

I didn’t

hot snow
#

I sure did

open laurel
#

That was sota

#

It was sota

pastel quartz
#

you people remember things about each other? impressive

hot snow
#

well I know you're american too now

open laurel
#

@zealous remnant

hot snow
#

so the truth is revealed from both

hot snow
zealous remnant
#

@open laurel

hot snow
#

you'll get through it

open laurel
#

You didn’t say it

zealous remnant
#

didn't say what?

open laurel
#

Hallo

zealous remnant
#

Hallo

hot snow
#

I'm hungry

open laurel
hot snow
#

gonna eat my shit and piss sandwich soon

hot snow
open laurel
narrow lotus
#

But i guess he know u cant do shit to him

minor cypress
#

Its mutally assured destruction. Can't piss off your only coworker lol

#

I shall just return the favor and be lazier on my non reporting days

pastel quartz
craggy wigeon
minor cypress
#

Normally i like to bumrush getting shit done so we can chill the rest of the night

#

But im done bitchin

solar obsidian
crimson flame
minor cypress
#

Hows tonight been

crimson flame
#

how do u mf have this guy as your mayor

minor cypress
#

Listen. Its nyc.

solar obsidian
minor cypress
#

Dont even gotta watch the clip

zealous remnant
#

[REDACTED FOR BEING POLITICAL]

hot snow
minor cypress
#

Just apply all stereotypes of California to nyc

pastel quartz
#

someone post a nice meme I want to repost it on another server to make people like me

solar obsidian
pastel quartz
hot snow
#

bagatio

#

considera ou strigoi

pastel quartz
#

considera ouale astea

slender rock
hot snow
minor cypress
#

Pepe_Sad i miss my old gigs coworker. The gig was ass, but i could always count on that homie to get shit done. And we'd always bring eachother snacks n shit

#

I need to pull a ted and migrate him over to this project

hot snow
#

nothing like a friendly reunion

minor cypress
#

Nothing better than shared pessimism, energy drinks, and getting shit done.

hot snow
#

yes and that

minor cypress
#

Hes still around. Same company, different projects. One of the rare work friends to be promoted to real friend.

pastel quartz
minor cypress
#

Yup

narrow lotus
#

Man my back fucking hurts

pastel quartz
#

old people: your generation is so LAZY be ashamed of yourself
Meanwhile:

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
narrow lotus
#

Upper back idk

minor cypress
#

Our routine was pull up blaring music from our cars at 5am, exchange energy drinks, bitch and see how fucked things were that morning, then get shit done.

narrow lotus
#

I had a shit nights sleep tbf

pastel quartz
#

ok so it's not mijlocul you'll live

minor cypress
#

A shitty kinda cozy

pale ingot
pastel quartz
# narrow lotus Upper back idk

actually might be the viroza taht's been going around, I know a few people that got sick and left with upper back pain (me too)

lusty sonnet
#

@solar obsidian peepohi

solar obsidian
minor cypress
ruby minnow
#

space your country is wild man

#

a cop got fired because of a fake traffic stop video on onlyfans

minor cypress
#

Thank fuck im just a contracted so i don't feel as filthy over it

ruby minnow
#

but a cop killing a veteran that didn't pose a threat is still in the department

#

and paid

deep topaz
#

majority of cases

quartz ridge
fading shuttle
quartz ridge
#

personally i wouldn't have opened the door

minor cypress
#

The eternal war between "power tripping cops that can't be touched" and "bleeding heart dumbasses blowing things outta proportion or not realizing they're the problem"

narrow lotus
#

I need to work snorkcringe

fading shuttle
quartz ridge
#

i mean if he felt the need to have a gun on him to check the door I wouldnt have opened the door

hindesight is 20/20 after all

#

but poor guy didnt even raise his gun

#

looked like he was gonna either drop or holster it and he got shot up

minor cypress
#

Whelp, back to work. Praying the caffiene helps my mood

quartz ridge
#

and i have to be up by 6

#

im a lazy piece of work btw i get up maybe 40 mins before work and get ready in 5 and drive to work

narrow lotus
#

Kinda same ye

#

Motivation is not here

pale ingot
#

i wanna sleeeep...

solar obsidian
#

sleep then

#

gn, ham

pale ingot
#

nnnnnooo.....

solar obsidian
#

too late

#

you ⬆️

pale ingot
#

dum..b ppooppy head

solar obsidian
#

sshhh

quartz ridge
pale ingot
#

ok.. i must now collapse

solar obsidian
fading shuttle
#

heres the plot explanation from wikipedia

#

only anime ive watched recently is the spice and wolf remake, and thats only because i have massive nostalgia cus spice and wolf was the first anime i watched

crimson flame
#

oh damn

#

spice and wolf is awesome

eager igloo
#

Is the remake any good?

fading shuttle
#

its good

solar obsidian
#

i see. thank you, alex 🀝

crimson flame
#

average apple enjoyer protagonist Chadge

eager igloo
#

But like, original good or not really

fading shuttle
#

for now? it goes just as hard, but the anime isnt fully out yet

pastel quartz
fading shuttle
#

anime isnt fully out

crimson flame
#

imo the original anime is still good

#

even with todays standard

eager igloo
#

Watch Frieren in the meantime you animal

fading shuttle
#

no

crimson flame
#

ah yes the mainstream hater

fading shuttle
#

nah i just dont like watching anime anymore, watching anything these days honestly

eager igloo
#

Don't begin sentence from 'ah yes'

#

Normie behaviour

fading shuttle
#

cant really get the motivation to start a new series, spice and wolf broke that cus massive nostalgia

slender rock
crimson flame
slender rock
#

I'm talking about first season

eager igloo
#

Put on the normie list

slender rock
#

brother stoled that bike tho

exotic sentinel
#

anime πŸ‘Ž

eager igloo
crimson flame
#

why is her face so bright

#

is that the effect of being a godess?

eager igloo
#

Idk what that first parts context is

fading shuttle
eager igloo
#

Glowie

open laurel
#

ce

quartz ridge
#

animes a mixed bag

open laurel
#

RomÒnă

quartz ridge
exotic sentinel
eager igloo
#

Maybe Ill watch it once I catch up with dungeon meshi

quartz ridge
open laurel
#

iubesc America

slender rock
exotic sentinel
exotic sentinel
slender rock
#

before you fail ASVAB

exotic sentinel
#

or that

slender rock
#

too bad

exotic sentinel
#

smartest anime enjoyer?

exotic sentinel
quartz ridge
#

gang ASVAB and MEPS is related to the military

slender rock
quartz ridge
#

its the tests they make you take so that you aren't like a glue snifer

exotic sentinel
#

nah I'm insulting your intelligence duh doh

exotic sentinel
#

this is true

slender rock
exotic sentinel
#

bro if I don't know an acronym, I'm not going to immediately assume it's to do with something in the meme I posted

slender rock
#

that's if the recruiter says no before hand

solar obsidian
#

ah yes, @eager igloo. my favorite discord user

eager igloo
#

Kys

#

(Respectfully)

pastel quartz
#

ah yes delight trolling noobs again

quartz ridge
#

after like

#

2 years?

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

he should be demoted to moderator after all

slender rock
#

they'll all glue sniffers

quartz ridge
#

glue sniffers but smart

slender rock
#

pfft

solar obsidian
eager igloo
solar obsidian
#

but eh, wachu gonna do

tranquil narwhal
#

i watched Redo of Healer, and i enjoyed it so much i watched it all in one sitting right before my fast food job @fading shuttle

exotic sentinel
fading shuttle
exotic sentinel
#

(he's literally me)

slender rock
#

maybe if they pass then go onto other higher positions in the CORPS

exotic sentinel
tranquil narwhal
#

i was dead inside, that shift, i found joy in nothing

exotic sentinel
tranquil narwhal
#

a black priest sexually abused the Main character

exotic sentinel
#

stop anime abuse today guys

quartz ridge
exotic sentinel
#

erm what the lambda?

tranquil narwhal
open laurel
#

zona vorbitoare de limba romana

#

cΓ’nd

slender rock
#

you got airmen naruto running bro

tranquil narwhal
#

the MC was basically a sex toy until he killed himself at the end of the episode

exotic sentinel
open laurel
#

naruto fucking sucks

exotic sentinel
open laurel
#

burger

exotic sentinel
#

biggest burger

tranquil narwhal
exotic sentinel
#

can't wrap my lips

#

around the buror

open laurel