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Have done zero research on it but from the ads it looks like theyâre focused on making REAL food and not kibbles and bits
it's just so funny looking
âNo living being should eat the same processed food for every meal of their lifeâ
Burt Ward made the food
Heh
Iâm watching mario kart
I forgot I left that in

The only thing its missing is comic sans font
But yeah aparently Burt Ward became an animal rescuer and makes dog food now
If you see it for the first time in a supermarket youâll spend an hour reading through the VAST amount of branding and bullshit smeared all over it
american spiritual healing veterinary association
Ah yes, that sounds like a trustworthy source on animal biology
"what is a gmo"
"A GMO (genetically modified organism) is the result of a laboratory process where genes from the DNA of one species are extracted and artificially forced into the genes of an unrelated plant or animal. The foreign genes may come from bacteria, viruses, insects, animals or even humans. "
lmaoooo
right under that it says "we found gmos are bad for dogs because we fed the dogs gmo crops with roundup on them"
this is so funny because it makes gmo stuff seem like they're using CRISPR and splicing a human and a carrot together but like
it aint
Theyâre making human carrot hybrids to come and eat you
you're a squash
yeah you are fruity
I am pretty fruity yeah 
Charon will be sending this in approximately 8 weeks 
yes
charons been muted for 8 weeks?
Thatâs what Iâve heard
For giving falco The Walking Dead spoilers 
When he expressly said not to
BASED1
Said âthese three people dieâ and then got smacked hard
and exiled from brainfart
Became brainfart reject yes
Nah fuck him he deserves that
how did bro get rejected, even from brainfart
me when im in the walking dead and die
Again because he spoiled TWD for falco after being told not to
me when im the midest show competition and the walking dead shows up
only good thing is Rick Grimes
Gave pretty big spoilers too
We know you already said it
Breezy your autism is showing
which is based asf
if bro did that to anyone else it would just be a pissed off person but its a 8 week mute
me when I'm in a peak show competition and breaking bad, better call saul shows up:
fr
its just so peak
Dumbass decided to poke a mod and then got mad when the mod smacked him in the mouth
me when breaking bad reference ( i shit myself infront of federal agents )
It was hysterical
hes not a dumbass he knew what he was doing
i love shit pant
he was a MAN
Heâs saying it a third time lads. He really wants us to know that âDumbass decided to poke a mod and then got mad when the mod smacked him in the mouthâ
he was BRAVE
If he knew what he was doing he wouldnât have gotten muted
the man FOUGHT THE LAW of brainfart
Breezy really repeating the same thing over and over
did you think that pisisng off mods isn't fun
me after I made meth with a dude in a beanie and baggy clothes in an rv:
Oh no donât get me wrong, you can fuck around and poke fun, but thereâs a line
I didn't even troll a mod, I was trolling someone entirely unrelated and he called the cops

When you start doing more than âhaha youâre stupid and cringeâ youâre liable to get fucked up
are you black?
no way the cops would just take you away after 1 phone call

You're right
They shot me with a shotgun

Luckily buckshot's kinda shitty on armor
free my mans he aint do nun
Still hurt though
What if drake was called Skibidi Drake and instead of making songs like 'god's plan' he made 'Gyatt's plan' in which he rizzes Kai Cenat's lvl 10 gyatt from ohio while having Baby Gronk as a feature and edging Livvy Dunne throughout the song until he starts jelqing like a sigma after which the beat drops and in the background you can hear turkish quandale dingle sipping the grimace shake at 3 am the ocky way with Nathaniel b
In the recent beef with Kendrick "SpeakerMan" Llamar, Skibidi Drake has been fanum taxed by Kendrick Speaker, being accused of rizzing up a level <18 Gyatt and potentially even jelqing with her. Skibidi Drake has denied these allegations, stating "That beta male Kendrick Speakerman will be fanum taxed by me and my skibidi toilet army if he keeps edging me with these outrageous accusations! This is a load of ohio grimace shakes!"
Do you mew with Kendrick speakerman or Skibidi Drake?!?!?
The cops do like shooting innocent black people
Lucky you were wearing your body armor tho that could have been rough
Charon got sent to the fucking ICU bruh he's in critical fucking condition
I don't know if he'll make it
kendrick speakerman
Skibidi drake touches the gyatts of miners
Falco posted a SS of charon bitching in his DMs over mod abuse lemme see if I can find it
Here it is 
an op by the cia
you are literally the only person who is still talking about Charon's mute
please move on
FREE MY MAN
MY MAN DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHIN JUST SPOILED A MID SHOW
release my fella
Realease my fella
Itâs not mid itâs actually pretty good
For the first handful of seasons
After a while it gets really stale
I wonder, is it normal for a weeksold baby to just stare at their mother while making no noise, just really silent baby babble, and little hand movements, cause I think it aint normal
mid asf
Just wait until he finds out who killed Dumbledore
I honestly wouldn't know
it aint
all kids have that one week
Imagine having objectively wrong opinions
Overthinking, babies are fine bro
wehere they are silent
Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad
As long as they eat, shit, and sleep, it'll buff.
i told you your kids gonna get brain damage if you spend your entire pregnancy on discord
no one is allowed to have opinions that differ from mine
just wrong
they're gonna end up as the goth kids in class toođđ
if mine end up like that
id whip em
like 1800s whip
liek think of star ship troopers
Goth kids are cool
Geez one wrong opinion after another whatâs the deal
well, they are twins, so they could be having telepathic communications with each and are wondering why you aren't communicating with telepathy as well
Already on the path to shaping them into mini me's? 
they arent
either like
I need more ammunition
HELLA emotionally unstable or losers
yeer?
They are cool!
Especially when they become goth adults and have really high swag levels
That will turn out perfectly fine 
I saw one guy walking around in some big ass black leather boots, went up to his knees
He didnât give a fuck
thats weird as fuck
did he have white shoe laces
Goth kids are struggling, but goth adults are VERY secure in themselves
Never had an issue with goth peeps or people doing what they wanna do, as long as its not harmful
They have the highest level of self esteem usually
Hell, i had the depressed/emo bullshit phase that was swiftly outgrown
i feel like calis a different planet then
all the goth people i know are either horrible people or emotinally unstable
Absolutly is lol
I mean, christ, I would be cringing at myself in that clothing style, and very self conscious. These guys walk around without a single fuck to give
I wish I had their confidence
The edgier the peep, the higher instance of daddy/mommy problems usually.
Just gotta judge em by their character
id rather my child be a land lubber rather than a goth
Yeah honestly when youâre talking about teenagers, youâd be right
Like I said, goth kids have a lot going on in their heads
eventually you just stop giving a fuck
unless you're one of those weirdos who cares about what strangers think
I still think the whole "rebel without a cause" bit is funny as hell
Yeah, you generally come to a point where you are very secure in your own body
Wear what you like, wear what makes you feel good, and be happy doing it
The kids do it for validation, the adults do it for themselves
Had free food today
Yeah sometimes thatâs the case, but generally theyâre more concerned with their own mental checklist than whatever you have going on
Exactly. The cutoff for that is mid 30s imo. If you hitting 30 and still got the platform combat boots, you either dgaf or got issues
i still have mommy issues
i love me a $1.38 sam's club beef hot dog soda combo
More like a 20 euro burger and fries combo
the whole " idc what i look like" is a bunch of cope
Honestly though, I have a thing for goth chicks
Yeah yeah âdaddy issuesâ whatever fuck you thatâs not what it is.
The fact of the matter is that confidence is attractive as hell.
i don't spend a ton of dough on a burger
if anything goths have a low amount of confidence
See thatâs not it either
I love me some burgers but there's diminishing returns
Itâs not âI donât care what I look likeâ itâs âI donât care how others feel about what Iâm wearing, I only care about how I feel about what Iâm wearingâ

Lmao sup
Now, again, children wear what they wear so they can be validated by their peers. Mature Adults wear what they wear because when they look in the mirror, they think they look good.
If youâre more concerned with how others will receive your outfit than how you receive your outfit, youâre doing it wrong
nah goth people are just weird in general lol
Yea thats true. But a solid burger with good fries will cost you 15-20 bucks

The only thing I care about on my outift is how it will receive bullets
Hence why I'm not dead
REAL
Well weird doesnât mean bad, it just means different
Bro you're weird (neutral)
If anything being different is preferable imo
Iâd rather not be conformist
Wear what makes you happy, and if you want advice on fashion, ask, but beyond that, anyone who gives a shit needs to take some personal mental inventory
Abnormal also doesn't mean "bad". It just means "not normal". Depends entirely on context and personal preference.
Like my fashion is just a tee and Adidas sweats lmao.
Year round.
nah abnormal means bad
Goth enjoyers before they meet the one crazy bipolar bitch that ruins their lives 
The weirdest my fashion gets is when I wear a hoodie under a leather jacket, or under an adidas track top if it's not so cold
I am from Texas so my idea of dressing up is a nice pair of crisp blue jeans, my sweet boots, and a crisp button up shirt :)
if you arent wearing nothing but a plate carrier then you are doing it wrong
Canât go wrong with a good pair of boots
slippers are peak footwear
REAL
tagilla is my idol but id wear nothing instead of pants
but the plate carrier
I used to not like boots but one day I went to buy my own pair of dressy cowboy boots and found the perfect ones for me, and ever since then I understood why theyâre so popular
They look fkn cool!
I do miss wearing leather boots. Cozy and work well
You understood the weakness of your feet, and it sickened you?
Plus the sound they made when walking
I wear ankle height boots
Tagilla posting hours
Exactly
Good daily drivers
slippers all the way
Now i am just eternally flipflop maxxing
Mending a plate carrier shoulder with chain headass
Oh what fun, it is to- OH FUCK I SLIPPED
specially if they are in my case my grandpa's
Only cold ass weather will make me wear shoes 99% of the time
Crocs at home
I haven't devolved that far yet
I wear work boots at work or hey dudes everywhere else
I believe you, but im trying to hold on to my humanity
Crocs are great for beach or lake visits
sabot
The bullet will not tumble before it leaves the barrel
Nurses love em becuase you can get ones without the holes that are waterproof and clean easily.
i wish i had that rn
Eargensplitten Loudenboomer
In case whatever mysterious gunk gets on you at work
Same reason most nurses hate black scrubs.
Can't tell if its water or dried blood on you, its a safety issue
White scrubs is a hellish idea
find local sams club
Docs gotta flex somehow
you can get a 16 inch pizza for like $9
well, now that I think of it I guess thatâs just Hollywood
I havenât been to a hospital in a while but the last time I was the doctors were wearing scrubs
Whaat fr?
My memory is failing me
Is it any good tho?
We had a really ghetto nurse almost curbstomp someone bc another nurse stole her sharpies and stethoscope
they are behaved dude
not when they just stare at you like you killed someone
who's sam and where can I get a 16 inch for 9$
Reasonable reaction 
@glad carbon how i make money in scam citizen?
killing pirates
mining is good but its so boring
I got that dawg in me
the price for the hot dog combo at my local is $1.38
You'd have this stare too if you just came out your cozy flesh cocoon and were overstimulated by the world
same vro
The payouts are so low rn tho
And i dunno if i can take higher tier bandits
they get better at like hrt bounties
Not until i have a fighter
Hormone replacement therapy bounties
I gotta at least get like a avenger titan
They put you on estrogen before you go hunting bounties
i kill any pirate
very late reply, fuckin wifi spazzed out, anyway yeah, I'm just afraid they'll turn into me in highschool
I dont think the aurora can take high level bounties
Or maybe i can upgrade it?
Or maybe im just bad
not really
uhhh
get a gladius when you can
Common concern, just remember your goal is to hope your kids become better then you. Don't let it stress you too much
newly spawned, at this point a week old
weeks old even
Imagine never seeing colors, sounds, smells, etc. You step out of your cozy cocoon and gotta process all that new shit
the only time I heard them cry are when I pushed them out
They're just soakin in the world. Start worrying if they don't eat, sleep, shit, etc, or have social issues when they get that old
but other than that, they just stare at me like creepy mfs
Plus there is a chance your hormones are prob out of whack after having em, and you are just overthinking things.
apperently staring at your mother is a hobby now
Its gonna be fine
one way or another they will grow up 
Overworrying will just lead to helicopter mommy syndrome. If its bad enough, make a list of concerns, talk to a doc
a lot of shit on top of that too, like I'm worried they'll become siamese twins, when they grow up they'll share everything (and I mean everthing), and become dependant of each other
Uh, thats just being siblings bro
no, until adulthood, cant go on without being attached to each other
But why are you worried about that? Because they are twins?
yes
Thats those post-birth hormones speaking craziness into you
they look exactly the same, like fucking clones
Not calling you crazy to shit on you, just letting you know thats a very far fetched concern lol
Yeah, and i had blonde hair that turned black when i got older. Kids gonna change.
I havent got sleep all night, Its 4 in the morning now, I'm watching them if they shit they diapers or get hungry
They aren't even old enough to collect a months paycheck 
Well, you are their mom. Maybe they just wondering what moms doing, idk
Conditions going back to G2 G3
Absolutely HATE when an online store doesn't just have the price listed
I am NEVER going to sign up for an account just to see the price
Get fucked
Fuck you
Try getting em a mobile or something stimulating to stare at, idk
maybe perhaps, sleep
instead they just stare and stare. anyway, I'm done, nothings happened anyway
they're just really quiet
and I'm getting creeped out
Ahh
Well, babies also have zero object permanence plus not knowing what anything is and low memory. So they prob just see something, glare, forget about it, revisit it, repeat.
missed it
Hope you find sleep whenever possible
Autism confirmed
They'll be a brainfarter in the end
hell nah
they're soon gonna be socially inept
"Autism doesn't run in our family"
"Generational trauma does"
Bruh that reminds me
father a socially inept introvert, mother a socially inept introvert = more socially inept children
makes sense
Went to visit my mom. 0.5 seconds in the door, she asks me if i was ever tested for autism, because shes worried she is autistic, all because she finally got evaluated for adhd after i came back positive for adhd
You could go through an entire family dinner with zero eye contact
And is on some giant "discovering mental health" kick, and autism & adhd are often comorbid. Fucking killed me inside.
Lmfao exact same thing with my mom. Found out she had ADHD and immediately had me tested for autism. Turns out I did have it though
Damn you hate to see it
I had to tell her there was no way she was autistic, working as long as she did as a bartender.
*Love
I can use that it as an excuse or for sympathy points
Nah, never
Having a diagnosis for your big problem is something that should be celebrated
^
Don't let yourself use anything as a crutch. Be better
bro, we live in an isolated location without any human contact for kilometers, definetly
Iâm too petty for that
Finally having a a concrete diagnosis for your particular disfunction is a great relief
The worst thing my parents ever said was "oh yeah we kinda figured you had adhd, but grades were good and dad didn't like meds, so we ignored it."
Me finally finding an explanation for things that plauged me in my mid 20s

Tbh Iâve heard Ritalin is a massive bitch to be on
So true
like finding out about hidden lore ig
Real infact
Depends. Vyvanse turns me into a grumpy robotic asshole. Adderall is fine. Ritalin turns me into a stereotypical adhd fucking zoomer
Biochemistry is a bitch
Me, completely unmedicated: 
What they put in vyvanse again?
Only meds Iâve been on was for Prozac and now Iâve stopped. Iâm completely balls to the wallâing this
I used to do that, the day my husband cheats is the day I dont take my meds (I used to be shizophrenic)
I want to become schizo so I can have somebody to lean on
lisdexamfetamine, but with a special antiabuse coating
I talk to my reflection when I need to talk to a real G
trust me, you dont want to experience that bro
I saw and hear shit only I could see, and nobody would believe me
so true
and if it goes away, it feels alien
@final cedar it's over game over mannn game ovver
Inb4 brainfart starts glorifying schizo shit without knowing how bad it can be
That shit do be pretty rough. Hope its better
Bros living life with wild wasteland on
There's nothing cool about mental illness. All glorification is a cope for those who have it, and some vain attempt at fitting in to what is the perceived social Zeitgeist of the time for those who don't.
except wild wasteland is fun
yes
the hallucinations feel like shit familar in my childhood too, I know it isnt real, but it feels like its always been there
Me when i read another copium article about how adhd is some "human evolution trait that was beneficial when we were hunter gatherers or some bullshit"
hi @high meteor @minor cypress @umbral geyser
Iâm just simply being a silly guy (irony)
Shalom
"BRO, BRO, AUTISM IS THE NEXT STEP IN HUMAN EVOLUTION BRO"
hi @glad carbon
I fucking despise the whole "x illness is actually a superpower" cope
if it the next step then it sure is making it difficult for me to evolve
Yeah cancer is a superpower cause you don't have to shave. Kys 
hey, I subscribe to that theory. I don't see add affecting me when I'm innawoods tracking deer
except it being rare instances, it happens on the daily
and I hate it
The only benefit i've found is thinking tangetically when solving issues, handling high stress situations like its nothing, and thinking outside the box
if I explain it to somebody they just say I'm crazy
Meanwhile, i just wanna be allowed to grocery shop on a normal schedule and gain the power to do anything all day when i have a planned errand at 3pm 
Eh, brain chemistry does wild things. As long as you're aware of it being an issue, its a good start.
I've been thinking if I should organize a grocery preorder service so I can pick my shit up at 3am 
Dude do it. Grocery delivery is a godsend.
No more ending up with a cart of bullshit to be forgotten until expired.
I know it isnt real, but it feels so familiar, like its always been there
and it usually looks ai generated, nothing can be made out that would make sense
Maybe the man inside your walls is real and you need to call the police
Yeah. Closest I've been to it was a near psych break in my teens when i was going through some wild shit
Bro fuck off
Its one thing if they are meming
But if its a legit medical issue, cut em some slack
what happenes when you take a photo using a phone
or camera?
I'm gonna break out the m16 like tony montana and pull a "Say hello to my little friend"
someone who is actually schizo told me that they dont see people if they use a phone to confirm they arent real
or they go away
Interesting. Ive seen sevice dogs that act as a "fact check" for schizo peeps
I thought it was a M60?
nah, m16
? I donât think theyâre bothered by it
Both go hard tbh
with under-barrel launcher
saw a video of a guy using his phone to show a person isnt real
and telling them to go away
that is one of my in real time fact checkers
if I see something that looks out of place
how often does it happen
when I dont take my meds in a consistent manner
Speaking of Scarface, I heard that it performed poorly when it first came out or smth. It only became a cult classic after it was released on DVD
it was an m-16a2 grenadier
it has the handguard to fit the underbarrel grenade launcher
Heavy as fuck though
But looks rad as hell
it was a A1
same launcher they used in predator movie 
thought they didnt make those handguards for the A1s
most examples I saw of those handguards were for the a2
well it's not a real M203
fym
well MACV used a wack version
that wasnt a real m203?
what the hell
A lot of movies use props instead of the real deal
Which means they can modify them a lot easier to fit on anything
makes sense, the us army wouldnt lend out a real one just to shoot a scene
man macv was so fucking cool
Also the licensing required to get one is a massive bitch to get
what does it mean when one of the boys asks for lunch but just the two of you
not really its just a shit ton of money really
he wants you bro
thats how the government works
Heard it takes up to a year
nice, im out of here, so long you virgin losers
It's a prop, they used 39mm pyrotechnic grenades so they won't get into hot water with being able to load 40mm rounds
yeah for them to approve your licenses
Youâre going to let him starve????
I know that situation, thats how my husband got close to me when we were still dating
plus the gun is a colt ar-15, not a m-16 
Which isnât really feasible for a lot of movies due to the time to actually shoot it (pun intended) is very time constrained
yep
im a man who loves women, and has sex with men
thats kinda dissapointing
one of those is a lie
bro is bisexual?
To make it up to you: almost everything in Nic Cageâs âLord of Warâ is entirely real. It was much cheaper to buy some like 4,000 AKs and sell them afterward than to make props
but then again, they wouldnt license just to shoot a scene
movie used as a excuse to traffic arms for the CIA 
how about the scene where he's negotiating what looks like t-72s
Argo type shit
Also real. They even almost got into some deep water with I think either polish or Belarusian authorities because they thought that something real was happening
Such a good movie
I guess you can really call him⌠the lord of war
Beasts of no nation is another banger
they didnt actually buy t-72s and helicopters that I dont know just for a movie right?
jared leto blows it outta the water too 
Depressing as shit, but good
beast of no nation is so good
T72s? I think so. Helis? Maybe. Iâll go look this up after Iâm done showering
First time i finished it, i just stared at the credits and had to process a few things.
To fuck your day again tho they destoryed every gun from the lord of war
guy is trading russian vehicles, its a russian helicopter
and it looked like t-72s

Are you showerign rn?

were they genuine aks?
yes
and bro, looked it up a bit further, they were t-72s
and there was 50 of them
jesus christ
but nah, they belonged to an czech arms dealer
black tar heroin?
method acting goes hard
depressed white woman experience
Yandev... isn't a woman
Noosphere told me what to send bro got you covered
mf made yandare simulator
I'm stupid bro
i need a yandere gf in my life
bro you dont
nope
yes i do
ELSE IF
merc 4 ever
Yandev probably tells his code to grab him a beer
Nah bro not worth it
YandereDev saw this meme and decided to fix his code.
Here's his fix, he literally just replaced the strings with enums and did nothing else. https://t.co/I8ZXFQDSnJ
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hi sota
hi Frota
how are you
its all fun and games, do you realize you can never talk to another woman that she doesnt know, if she catches you talking to another woman, she'll assume that you're cheating on her
Source: Reddit
What the fuck is a switch case
bruh, I can't even to talk to a woman as is
Jared and Nick practicing for their roles in Lord of War (production overlapped with the Justice league, notice jared letos makeup)
Iâm a shark bro, I practically shower all the time (no, I was just getting ready to shower)
did that come across that its awfully detailed?
I am
when the cheating accusations show up but its just high tier gaslighting and projection because she was the one cheating
that happened to you?
sorry bro
Take the homosexual pill. A lot of men are desperate, so why not take advantage of it?
Me n my rifle have a perfectly healthy relationship thank you
wtf
I hope that mf and her lover gets killed in a car accident
Also why wonât the server let me say the g version of homosexual?
brainfart getting converted into gae
It be that way. It was ages ago and im over it. But damn, everyone wants the bipolar goth GF until they meet them
Nah, she had a far better fate. Went full lesbo and dated a chick that looks exactly like me, then gained a ton of weight. The shadenfreud is astounding.
God, Iâm a sucker for messages from the stars fan edits
I'm just not interested in swinging that way
you shoulda went for the 39 year old divorced milf that you know
Play both sides and youâll always stay on top (figuratively speaking, unless if youâre into that)
older women treat you better
im past my pedo woman phase
Mfers took my homosexuality; canât have shit in GammaCord
Was fun growing up until i realized how fucked it was when i got older. Life be crazy
think of it like this way, she would treat you like her husband before
I never quite understand why dude be down so bad
or like her son, but you get the point
Hormones are a hell of a thing
Dude?
The dating standard is much much higher to the the prevalence of technology in our lives. People are being exposed to more attractive beauty standards than before when the world wasnât at the touch of your fingertips
Literally take mewing as an example
True. But it hits a little different when you were a teen and she was mid 30s.
Never thought Iâd use the word mewing in a serious conversation but here we are
Older women do be chill, but i'm happy with life rn
so does that mean my standards are low? I mean my standards are just speak french (no quebec mfs and lousiana french)
Wife and house is happy, couldn't ask for more

If your standard is that they just speak French, then yes. But that doesnât mean itâs a bad thing. It just means that youâre happy with the simple things in life
The real meta is just look for someone normal lol
(Not me)
yes, and I'm happy with my canadian napoleon knockoff, he's just as introverted as me too
Eh i don't think its that deep. Be with whoever you want and enjoy happiness as you find it. Everything else is just a superficial rat race.
Better than being obsessive over with oneâs own superficial attributes like looks or âred flagsâ
You can have all the money in the world, the hottest wife/husband, but if you can't feel happy at the end of the day, its empty and pointless.
Money can buy you happiness. It just depends where you got it from
The hedonism phase was fun and cool, but it gets empty after so long
Money buys happiness
(I never lost control)
Literally me rn. Didn't even think about dating for 31 years then my gf approached me and basically threw the booty warrior line my way
I never got the point of having high standards
(Iâm face to face)
like those girls that want mfs taller than them
being a french speaker is a high standard
Yeah, i know money makes life easier. My point was endlessly comparing with peers and trying to minmax/make numbers bigger is pointlessly depressing. Enjoy what you got, strive to be better
its literally just a way to filter out the french speakers from anyone else
(with the man who sold the world)
Holy macaroni
(Guitar solo)
citizen soldier.....
p!gae
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(Background flute)
(I laughed and shook his hand)
you gotta write falco to get the gae-card role added, then you're allowed to use it
Similar thing with me and my wife. My wife is the crazy goth ex's past best friend, that i previously dated, broke up with wife to date ex, then broke up with ex to date wife after we were in college for a bit
Do I gotta send him a pic of me in mythigh highs or smth
Known her since jr high, its a real corny sweetheart deal
(And made my way back home)
what? no 
my standards are simple enough, be younger than me, speak fluent french, and would be prefferable if he lets me smother him, its simple enough right?
(I searched for form and land)
Find your short french king to give death by snoo snoo
Based
(For years and years, I roamed)
wait really?
damn would've been nice to know that earlier
Better than me: Male, homosexual, taller than me (Iâm 5â5 so thatâs a given), open to the idea of cross dressing, and share somewhat similar interests to me
So far Iâve met 3 guys and they all ended up making me want to jump off a building

bro who did you meet

(I gazed a gazely stare)
Femboys (theyâre ruthless)
(At all the millions here)
polish men? I see
I dunno, my preference is around 600 rpm and 30 round mag capacity with a 16 inch or longer barrel
(We must have died alone)
(A long, long time ago)
(Oh no, not me)
Youâre thinking of the nordics. All polish men are Hitler incarnate
(We never lost control)
ah that, my type is ak platform, milled reciever, 5.45, aks74u barrel length, and bakelite mags
(Youâre face to face)
(with the man who sold the world)
I respect your tastes. But I kind of need the ghost of R. Lee Eremy to help me aim because otherwise I can't use my special kentucky windage powers
Fucking based????

That shit sounds exhausting to deal with

"I sent falco thigh pics and all i got was this lousy role"
I dont envy gae peeps trying to find someone that doesn't turn being stereotypically gae into their entire personality instead of just being a person
I used to own a genuine kalashnikov concern* ak-105 with 5(in total) 500 round 5.45 cans, carbine length barrel because easy to manuever in tight spaces(my dorm)
Shit sounds exhausting as hell
Okay but have you seen people who make being hetereosexual their whole personality? ( They're always closeted)
sad enough that I sold it back in miami
I have been
Fibreglass reinforced nylon frame, 5.56, 24" barrel, clear 40 round magazines
In france??
as much as I would like to own guns again, its onlu because I dont feel safe in the us, in europe I feel safer even when I dont have guns
Why 24 in particular?
when I was still back in florida
AUG with HBAR style barrel 
Im thinking abour a M1a
lmg much?
Been thinking about it for a while
M14 supremacy

Full auto?
Skorpion vz61 is my goal gun
I wish itd kick like a bag of shit but itd be fun
True, true
we can get the M1A
Same problem with the G3 imo
here
Don't care about caliber, effectiveness, etc. Its just neat and looks cool
I own a pws ar and totally dont own ZAstava m92
real shit?
real?
Brother delet this, cali will smell you
They apparently make a AUG A3 variant for 300 blackout and all you gotta do is swap the barrel and bolt 
Both legal
"Sir, my fin fell off i swear"
The pws ar i got but my dad did not get the zatava m92 before the ban
say, do ya'll have a genuine tula arms ak-74 lying around, will be able to pay euros for it

Blur close your eyes
TOO LATE
Not sure how selling US to EU would go. Smells like tons of paperwork and export laws
sadge
Basically the options we had was the finny grip or the mag lock
So we chose the fin grip sadly
my guns are nutting
Unfortunately i bought a high quality ar
So it was kinda ifft to make into a mag lock
BCM AR good enough for me
AKS-74UN, AK-105, RFB, FN-FAL, and the MK 23 SOCOM are probably my favorite firearms of all time
the only "gun" I have here is a de-armed black powder rifle from the napoleonic wars, dont know wich model though, its a display piece
Not like i need crazy high speed things
Basically whats fucked about cali is that my PWS was seen as too high quality for cali
So my gun Smith didn't wanna do smth that would permanently alter the gun
I mean, stereotypical gae people are some of the chillest people I've met
Me eating US MRE pound cakes
hi friend
Its a 16 inch one too
I missed you
I love long rifles
I've been in a hibernation state for literal months
omg samantha is back
You've got a big weapon, sore! I loove big weapohns!
reminds me of ivans czar
@minor cypress basically what they do is they remove the bolt hold open for ars but my gun smith didnt wanna ruin my rifle so he did smth funky so when i reload i have to hit the bolt release then change mags
hello yes I have returned from my death like sleep
I want me an ak-74 because I want to larp as either a soviet soldier in afghanistan or a serbian soldier in bosnia
Which is annoying
Hey gekas do we still have Ukau's field in galt ?
Sure they were sketchy
did they close that down
Not sure
hmm
Ive never hated and loved an image so much
Serbian soldier in Bosnia? Are you sure its not the other way around? đ¤¨
European conflits are too complicated for me
Hes just a little guy
shhh I want to be the one commiting the war crimes
Shame on you and your family
Yeah is it the funky thing where it makes a small enough gap in the reciever to bypass the law?
We support the Islamic republic of Bosnia in this server
@quartz ridge https://www.allpatriotairsoft.com/
We are a clean and family friendly airsoft field, with the hopes to create a fun and enjoyable airsoft experience for our patrons.
No its unfortunately not
Honestly, not to get too political: fuck this guy
they renamed it
hypothetical scenario but I sometimes wish my life didnt turn out the way it did
Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap it ja!
Jstark was cool and a icon
Psr i love gim
His spotify pfp is really đĽ
imagine ur in war and get killed by this
GRAAAHHHH BOSNIA FOR LIFEEEEEEE
RIP jstark
No, just the whole ghost printing shit. Hate it
It fucks with the government = cool
But why
Why?
ww1 general apology
its cringe
change only comes from mass movements and organizing, not via collecting a bunch of incriminating objects
I aint going to shoot a gun probably for years, seeing as my place in europe is normally on the defending side
@minor cypress basically i cant use the maglock if the bolt is being hold opened so when reloading i first have to release the bolt, then hit the mag lock, then hit the mag eject push the upper back onto the lower and load a new mag then pull back on the bolt againb
Sad life
(only after napoleon's exile)
That sounds terrible but can be trained around, i guess.
and mostly known for riots
Also mega based they even pixelated the glasses he's wearing
It can be trained around but still annoying
dislike this dude immensely
Doing that interview likely got him killed :/
Context?
If i get ANY malfunction that requires you to unload a mag i have to push the front detent put inorder to seperate rhe upper abd lower enough to release my nag
Mag
just seems like a cunt
I do get to shoot a certain type of "gun" it aint lethal, and it requires a lot of charging the slide
PSR is chill. A little memey, but i can appreciate him making cool things.
He might, I don't know him personally
All we know is whatever he posts for the public
Californian hellscape
The truest answer is whatever ammunition you have more of available
I believe that in order to combat the rising spread of firearm shootings, I think we should hold tighter restrictions that arent just the stupid "oh the barrel if too long or oh you cant have suppressors because theyre too quiet!!!" shit. I believe that everyone deserves the right to bear arms and protect themselves, but it certainly is depressing hearing how 6,193 children have been shot in the year 2023 alone (https://www.thetrace.org/2023/12/data-gun-violence-deaths-america/). Ghost printing just makes it wayy tooo easy for these mentally ill individuals to gain access to tools that can hurt themselves and the people around them. Thats just my 2 cents
The United States may have moved past the devastating surge of gun violence sparked by the pandemic, with preliminary data suggesting that homicides in 2023 declined by a record amount. Gun injuries have also dropped, and a growing list of states now have tighter laws on gun sales, which are at a four-year low. Still, [âŚ]
Same goes for anyone else. Unless it's Chris Chan. We know everything there is to know about Chris Chan.
I love 3d printed guns
Any gun laws are infringements
I liek talking :))))
retarded take
If you live in any other state than cali you dont know HOW good you have it
"well regulated"
Bro can you even read it first
Don't do this to me
american politics
programmed to kill by david mcgowan
alex lives in cali
This aint my place
Unfortunate
you know what, its already too political
It's barely been political honestly
Here I'll make it simple: I think we should have guns but keep them regualated (not the stupid ATF barrel type shit) because too many people are dying and ghost printing only makes it easier for mentally ill people to kill people
hi buddy
Unironically any gun law is a infringement, basically you let ONE THROUGH then it opens the door for multiple others
and especially its american politics
So does lowes and home depot. But im gonna steer clear of political now
mentally ill poeple killing poeple? take that up with the CIA they train them
Imo guns aren't political, there's only just truth
I was gonna make another joke but I dont want to get banned
Live in cali and be a gun owner and see how gun laws work out for ya
rightoids love to say this but never follow up on it
I cannot speak further
There is no meme. Fuck the CIA
Evem though the cia has trained multiple milita groups to cause havok
And to overthrow governments
Gun regulation relates to the affairs of the government because theyre the ones who regulate them in the first place
A simple but powerful bait
Unironically, I agree
The CIA handing an ar-15 with the modifications the government wants banned to mentally ill teenagers:
If the atf is gone do you think the replacement is gonna be even worse or better
It is my supreme opinion that governments should not regulate them
Cause if the government is involved itll 1000% be worse
Therefore non political
@umbral geyser i think we should uhmmm stop arguing about some shit we're not changing rn
me waiting to see the non californian tell a cali resident how more restrictions fixes problems
private companies: 
Fuck it: I think we should ship every mentally ill NEET 4chan losers to a CIA blacksite and have them be shipped out to commit false flag attacks for NATO to finally deploy F35s and release footage of them fucking up Mig-37s
My local ig page posts a shit ton of illegal guns
All goes to show no matter what the gang bangers will get their guns
I just dont like feds
Milf is actually a CIA glowie, read her lore it's interesting
Im not arguing. Just stating my point and taking the piss out of people who disagree because I cant be fucked to actually engage in a meaningful discussion

If you live in any state other than NY or CA you should appreciate your rights and fight back against tyranny
When a furry is misbehaving, punish them with a spray bottle full of sulfuric acid
The thing is realistically it isn't mentally ill people driving shooting statistics. It is gang and crime related activities. Saying that 3d print is bad because mental illness is putting the cart before the horse when an undiagnosed person can buy a semi auto for $300
(Existing is misbehaviour)
Instead of arguing your point you instead just insult people
ok mr furry
brainfart is cringe today
hi
Love jstark
Brainfart is extremely peaceful.
Hate gun control
if I was a fed, it would be the DSGE
post more funny cats
enough arguments
Truge
so true nota
The bait is powerful
Glowie
fool me once, shame on you
fool me twice, shame on glue
Only glowies know what that acronym means duh
i love pooping shitting and farting
OH MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO
I love it when people use a opinion they think is popular only to get shit ton and instead of arguing their point they just insult the opposition
trust me, a french person meddling with american politics? not possible
nuh uh, thats u
Its just political bait 
Explain the american revolution then FRENCH
Holy bingle! I forgot about that
I can't take a dump cause now my balls are blocking up my butthole
what the flip
Unjam your balls
It's easy. there is the correct opinion, and then there's everything else
Which is mine
Love em
They are very yes
fym, that aint my countrys history, fuck if I know, all I know is the civil war
Something something "i have portrayed you as a soyjack, therefore you lose"
What the fuck was yhat
good god, I pulled to hard now my scrotum is stretched out like a fucking yard 
I got these for 42 cents at Mr. Yuri's
I would prefer if you never used your fingers again
So you want him to use his mouth or-
Tomahawk missile tests on small kittens must end
its not true
hi kota
Im going to pretend I didnt see that
Mans got that laffy taffy sack
âIt gets bigger when I pull on itâ
I am now going to break your case by making it statistically improbable that you didn't see that. So I say again:
DO YOU WANT HIM TO USE HIS MOUTH! MUHFUCKA!
What a pleasant young gentleman
Alr I'm gonna go disassemble my glock
Hope you're not ATF
Kek could do it faster blindfolded
A lady doesn't want a life of watching her man use a butter knife, face down - ass up, trying to saw his sack oh baby fuck it please just take me back
Alr done, it's literally 3 steps




