🎪bruh-fart

[fluid heron]

They are well made

[next phoenix]

look, he got magic legs

[fluid heron]

they look like they would fall over

[final cedar]

lord have mercy on those folks if wind ever decides to move faster than 50mph

[slender rock]

Ivan

[minor cypress]

What tree -a does to a mf

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/l7JiSYpm9PI

[fluid heron]

Considering how many hurricanes Florida gets they have that covered

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-you-have-alerted-the-fox-foxes-gif-4003420250280337461

[minor cypress]

Nah, they were made to combat flooding and hurricane weather

[final cedar]

so they actually survive a hurricane?

[slender rock]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequoiadendron_giganteum

[fluid heron]

Mhm

[minor cypress]

Yes

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ca-gif-19670591

TALLEST REDWOOD FUCK YOU

[fading shuttle]

wheres the second head

[final cedar]

one of the places I want to visit most

[fluid heron]

I'm not saying Californias nature isn't good looking

[slender rock]

Not yet

soon but not yet

[final cedar]

I wana see big-ass trees

[fluid heron]

But California itself like the city is full of drug addict homeless people that shit in the streets

[placid sail]

so where do I hang out in wildlander on level 15 if I don't want to constantly fight enemies 3-5 times higher level than me?

[slender rock]

only if you go to the big citys being LA, SF, Modesto, Stocktown, Oakland

[fading shuttle]

you do dungeons of bandits

[final cedar]

sounds like a good winter could take care of that problem

[slender rock]

LA and SF being the most dense

[fading shuttle]

get cash, find trainers

[fluid heron]

The strong homeless survive the winter off suckling heroin needles

[placid sail]

I was talking more about map areas, but okay

[minor cypress]

Nah, you would think, but chicago exists.

[slender rock]

[fading shuttle]

you avoid markarth

[placid sail]

tell you what, I'll have a snack and I could stream the game, if you want

[fading shuttle]

bro im exiled

you chose the worst moment

[fluid heron]

Ha exiled

[minor cypress]

Send all the bulgarians to the great pvp zone of chicago

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

you mean you can't access vc now?

[fluid heron]

God I fucking hate cities

[fading shuttle]

thats what exiled means yes

[slender rock]

they might win tbf

[final cedar]

tree built to sit in a inferno and be alright

[placid sail]

also it's you who chose the wrong time to piss in falco's eye, not me

[minor cypress]

I don't mind cities. They have their place

[fading shuttle]

im sorry but i value mocking falco more than the wildlander streams

[minor cypress]

But i don't understand the strange soyjack obsession over them

[placid sail]

wow

[slender rock]

blame the settlers here that got fucked over by Aussies with a fucking eucalyptus trees for building

lol

[minor cypress]

As if taking time and enoying going places is so tragic

[fading shuttle]

you had several days where i was free to do a stream but you were like "mimimimi"

[final cedar]

What if you plant trees in the shape you want your house to be and just keep them nice and growing until their stems connect giving you perfectly nice wooden walls

[placid sail]

eat my ass exile

[fading shuttle]

threats of violence are bad

[minor cypress]

"Its just a prank bro"

[slender rock]

seriously one dude fucked it

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/science-environment/2017/12/are-australian-eucalypts-to-blame-for-californias-wildfires/

if you wanna read the whole fuckin thing

[final cedar]

lmao

[fluid heron]

Fuck Invasive species

[final cedar]

good thing it burns down then

[minor cypress]

Fucking nutra rats

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bYWPc.gif

[slender rock]

then we make them our warcrime friends to help in disputes of international affairs 🙂

[fluid heron]

Fucking iguanas in florida

Carp

[final cedar]

iguanas are invasive in florida?

[fluid heron]

mhm

You can kill them on sight anywhere

[minor cypress]

These fuckers

[slender rock]

Florida's mindset is freedom to do whatever

[fluid heron]

If you catch one by law you are required to kill it

[final cedar]

huh

they seem frenly

[slender rock]

then shit got out of hand

[fluid heron]

They fuck with local species

[slender rock]

yeah

they realised that was a bad thing

[fluid heron]

We like to preserve our natural flora and fauna

[final cedar]

[slender rock]

so you can kill invasive species naked and high on meth lol

[final cedar]

is that real still?

[fluid heron]

Prolly

[slender rock]

people will believe anything man

[final cedar]

ok I'm heading to the us hunting water rats

[placid sail]

oh wow

sewerslvt is alive

[slender rock]

and?

[final cedar]

who sewerslvt?

[placid sail]

and has published an ep under new name

[slender rock]

Edge musical artist

[fluid heron]

They make like hyper pop

[minor cypress]

Please do

[slender rock]

then got into some contraversy with PDF stuf

[fluid heron]

Their music sounds like a man getting sucked into a boeing jet turbine

[placid sail]

don't know nor care about what blur is mentioning, but it is indeed a music artist

[minor cypress]

Link?

[slender rock]

allegedy*

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/-so13zBdSsY

[slender rock]

oh shut the fuck up

[placid sail]

I'm not saying you're wrong

though you are a dummy alright

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx9jf-o9tDU&t=292s

[final cedar]

why are mom and dad fighting

[river robin]

Average brainfart vibe https://youtu.be/fC8lMJGJj2c

[placid sail]

I'm saying that I don't care about anything regarding controversy or anything else, I just like music

[minor cypress]

Sewerslvt just reminds me of "watching the ps2/gamecube boot animation on loop after taking too much benedryl while floating in space" music

[placid sail]

alexa, make me a short text summary of that video and send it on an email I don't use

[slender rock]

get fucked?

[river robin]

Why is this a question?

[placid sail]

lmao you reminded me of another track that reminds me of old consoles and drugs https://youtu.be/cLFryV6tumw

[fading shuttle]

smh, twitter cancelled my harvest

[slender rock]

it's nicer than saying it

[river robin]

Not really

[slender rock]

true.

[minor cypress]

Nooo you have to care about an artists personal life and not distinguish their product/art from the person!!

[fluid heron]

I have 3 pounds of ground beef that's gonna expire soon what the fuck do I do with it

[slender rock]

lol

[placid sail]

I've walked into that trap before, nuh uh

busy is too old for that shit now

[slender rock]

make trash tacos

[minor cypress]

Mmm, the fish are biting good today

[orchid compass]

Meatballs

[final cedar]

burritos

[slender rock]

one fucking heaping meat patty

meatloaf too

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 3.0lb (pounds) is equal to 1.361kg (kilograms)

[pale ingot]

drugs, rice and cotton? sounds about right
actually is devilstrand drugs.. i forgorrttt

[slender rock]

sausages

[final cedar]

that's one serving

[slender rock]

not in the south

[final cedar]

lasagna maybe

[fluid heron]

Im one man

[orchid compass]

Feed the homeless (you will probably go to jail or smth)

[minor cypress]

Mmmm i could go for some meatloaf

[placid sail]

make a giant ass pot of bolognese sauce/chili

[fading shuttle]

devilstrand is a textile you dumb

[final cedar]

ooh yeah

[fading shuttle]

its not drugs

[placid sail]

or a shitton of meatballs

[fluid heron]

Yeah give them 3lbs of raw meat

[final cedar]

make some lasagna

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126886027869573151/1177356265056374854/speed.gif

[river robin]

He doesn’t know what that means explain it more simply

[fluid heron]

Bros speaking rimworld

[river robin]

See, he doesn’t know

He’s regarded

[minor cypress]

Murrica has something even cozier. Throw some meatballs in a crockpot with some bbq sauce and let em cook

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna have to commit the greatest sin

[fading shuttle]

almost free

[fluid heron]

hamburger helper

[fading shuttle]

yippee

[minor cypress]

Make sandwiches out of em, or just eat them plain

[slender rock]

how is that a sin

[pale ingot]

juist like me ff rrrr.

[placid sail]

devilstrand is a plant you grow for two years and then it accidentally dies to cold/fire and you realize that real treasure was the friends you made along the way

[fluid heron]

I have lunch meat for making sandwiches

[final cedar]

turn that ground beef into meat sauce, get some cheese, butter and milk, pasta sheets

[fading shuttle]

someone hasnt made an indoor farm

[placid sail]

like, an entire pot of bbq sauce? huh

[minor cypress]

Still, bbq meatball subs go hard

[fluid heron]

I don't even remember why I bought all this I just need to fucking use it

[fading shuttle]

this person plays on "grow year round" spots

laugh at him

[final cedar]

tomato sauce and eggplant

[fluid heron]

Alr you convinced me

[river robin]

A sudden craving for flesh

[final cedar]

maybe zuccini

carrot

[fluid heron]

I'll look up how to make this shit

[final cedar]

could make 2 large pans of lasagna

[placid sail]

I literally have an indoor farm with devilstrand in the brainfart colony you sentient banana

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-man-flesh-orcs-lord-of-the-rings-gif-5414290

[fluid heron]

Is it bad that I bought a crockpot and never used it

[fading shuttle]

too bad i wouldnt know since you gave up

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/7Iec.gif

[placid sail]

is this a bait

[fading shuttle]

yes

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bon41.gif

[minor cypress]

https://www.iheartnaptime.net/bbq-meatballs/

[placid sail]

could you just ask me nicely to play rim instead

[fading shuttle]

if you have to ask "is alex baiting me" the answer is yes

[river robin]

He can’t watch the stream he can’t go in voice chats. You would have to call him

[remote vine]

hello busy rim today please?

[slender rock]

out of context

[minor cypress]

We have a pressure cooker and a crock pot. We mostly use the pressure cooker, imo they serve different roles.

[slender rock]

this is questionable

[fluid heron]

What the fuck is Italian seasoning

[river robin]

What the fuck is google

[slender rock]

bro

[placid sail]

whoa hold on. bbq sauce has some sugar in it already, and you add some jam on top too?

[fluid heron]

I have everything else but that

[minor cypress]

Hear me out, i like individually doing each seasioning to fine tune things

[slender rock]

@fluid heron https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Italian-Seasoning-2-oz/116427929

[fluid heron]

God and I'll need a make this shit 3 times

[pastel quartz]

hapciu

[slender rock]

You're welcome

[fluid heron]

Might have to drive over real quick

[minor cypress]

Yeah. Not all recipes use jam. Most of the time its made as a party finger food, not an actual meal.

[placid sail]

mix of herbes, I think it's usually oregano bazil and the usual italian suspects

[slender rock]

or delivered

[fluid heron]

I have garlic and onion fuck it we ball

[slender rock]

again

I mean okay

[minor cypress]

Wtf is bro doing

[placid sail]

I really want to throw hands with some assholes in skyrim, but fine, we can fight some eldritch horrors for a while

[final cedar]

chilli con carne

[minor cypress]

Can't live without salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and cayenne.

99% of meals can be fixed with just that.

[final cedar]

vinegar and lemon too

[slender rock]

parsley too

[final cedar]

also ||MSG||

[minor cypress]

True. Paprika too, but situational.

Also don't mix the regular and smoked paprika

Its a costly mistake

[fluid heron]

Got all of that

Fuck it might make some burgers

[minor cypress]

The real upgrade, try garlic and onion granules vs powders. Much stronger.

[final cedar]

or train yourself over years to substitute everything paprika with chilli powder. making your food inedible for sensible people

[minor cypress]

Its bougie as fuck, but the flavor dont lie

[fluid heron]

I'm white so I'll pass

[final cedar]

it's not that extreme, the really spicy peppers don't taste as good anyways

[minor cypress]

I always loved the "white people can't season food" meme. Meanwhile, the entirety of the south exists

[final cedar]

probably aimed at the midwest US

[fluid heron]

Yeah

[final cedar]

mayo and mayo accessories

[fluid heron]

I season my shit I just don't like spicy food that is just spicy to be spicy

[final cedar]

[minor cypress]

I do not associate with those people that put mayo or turn everything into jello

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

I have to use my middle burner to cook all this shit and it throws flames

[final cedar]

speaking of, I got a bowl of homemade mayo and a bag of discount bin baguettes. Garlic bread time

[magic tartan]

today was great

[fluid heron]

If you ain't used mayo to cook the bread of a grilled cheese you ain't living

[final cedar]

american phosphate cheese product and mayo on white bread

[minor cypress]

Facts, mayo > butter for grilled cheese

[final cedar]

I wonder why

[fluid heron]

I do mayo on the inside butter on the outside

[final cedar]

Grew up with mom using butter, but mayo is definitely superior

[fluid heron]

Shit is heavenly

[minor cypress]

American "cheese" is something else. We all know its shitty, but it can't be replaced.

[stone blade]

[final cedar]

I don't get why it gets such a bad rep

[fluid heron]

It taste good idgaf

[minor cypress]

Idk either. It really is its own thing. It doesn't pretend to be some 500 year old mongolian craft gouda or something

Just a block of heavily processed comfy goodness.

[final cedar]

probably italians being angry some nerd in a lab coat can make superior grilled cheese

[fluid heron]

Pretty much

[minor cypress]

Gordon ramseys grilled cheese video

[fluid heron]

That is the actual reason it's not considered real cheese

[final cedar]

to be fair, I'd take a bite

[fluid heron]

Bro EU minds cannot comprehend a grilled cheese

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bZ2T4.gif

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/8E4cQHejFq0?si=1503sPe5lsz9sdBc

[fluid heron]

That video is so bad

it's the actual worst grilled cheese of all time

[minor cypress]

I dont get how he fucked it up so badly

[final cedar]

I done something like this before, it's alright

[minor cypress]

No melt

No cheese goo

Nothing

[final cedar]

yeah, it's not grilled cheese

[fluid heron]

It's literally just warm bread with a block of cheese

[minor cypress]

I like doing half pepperjack half murrican cheese in mine

[final cedar]

the way his sandwich almost falls apart cause the cheese was still cold

[minor cypress]

Only thing worth swapping in grilled cheese is the bread and spread.

And slight cheese variations

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-roger-haiya-funny-gif-18052423

[fluid heron]

Ketchup w grilled cheese is better than with tomato soup

[final cedar]

fat slice of parmesan cheese

[minor cypress]

I never really liked tomato soup

[minor cypress]

Some cheeses just don't melt well at all

Not counting the whole hand shredded vs preshredded mess.

That is my one gripe. I hate the anticaking shit they put in preshredded cheeses

[final cedar]

[minor cypress]

Absolutely destroys all the conveniences of having preshredded cheese when you cook things

Try to make bechemel sauce with preshredded cheese? Nuh uh, shit will not mix properly.

[final cedar]

preshred parm here is similiar to sawdust in consistency and taste

[minor cypress]

Agreed.

[final cedar]

never considered that it might be because of anti caking crap

[minor cypress]

Im slowly converting the wife over to enjoying hand shredded cheese. Even if she is a heathen that thinks most cheeses taste the same

[minor cypress]

Yep, its usually potato starch. Ever notice how preshredded cheese is a little "dusty"?

Its that bullshit that causes it

[final cedar]

[minor cypress]

Its better to just get the block and shred it yourself. Fresher taste and blends well

Some cheeses are even easy to do DIY

[final cedar]

yeah I'm pretty close to just spending big money on an entire wheel of import parmesan and chop it up with frends and family

[fluid heron]

I'm tryna call my friend to come over and cook burgers but he ain't picking up

[final cedar]

send him a pic of your meat

[minor cypress]

Just text him a pic of a burger and cold beer

[fluid heron]

Send him a picture of my 3 pounds of meat

[minor cypress]

He will be there immediately

[final cedar]

[fluid heron]

He's probably at work

[final cedar]

I wish I had 3lbs of meat rn

[minor cypress]

https://cheesemaking.com/collections/recipes

I have found a dangerous page

What the fuck do you mean mozzerella (no microwave

[final cedar]

reminds me of the month I spend my entire food budget on fresh milk and make kilograms after kilograms of mozzarella

little 10$ vial of enzymes still not used up

[minor cypress]

I love mozzarella

Especially if its fresh. Wife still thinks the "wet" mozz is gross, but it tastes so much better

[final cedar]

gf looked at me with a shocked expression after she caught me in the dark kitchen, lit up only by the the fridge I was standing in front of, eating a 250gr ball of mozzarella with my bare hands

[eager igloo]

Your wife really is a heathen

[naive bison]

IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAW

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bzC2O.gif

[fluid heron]

Bro I am making a fucking mess right now

[storm stream]

Personally, I wouldn't say that mozz is THAT good
but it not bad

[final cedar]

pic

[fluid heron]

No it's far too embarrassing

[minor cypress]

Real

Me demolishing cheese+crackers+summer sausage, likely drunk during godless hours of the night

[minor cypress]

Its a slow rehab process, we are making progress.

[final cedar]

ok that's it, I'm starving after this food talk

[fluid heron]

If I had a wife she would make me sleep on the couch this kitchen is in an atrocious state

[minor cypress]

Same, i should probably finally eat breakfast

[stone blade]

ngl

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/CursedVideos/status/1789242727512637690

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus One of the worst things about being an adult that you realize is that you don't get summer break

[minor cypress]

Just hoard PTO and take a vacation

Get paid to do whatever you want

[stone blade]

20 days ain't 2 months chief

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-reality-disappointing-avenger-infinity-stone-gif-15498807

[fluid heron]

I just dropped a roll of parchment paper and watched in horror as it completely unrolled

[minor cypress]

It belongs to the streets now

[fluid heron]

I got enough to put my burgers on

[stone blade]

@ruby minnow gotunle mi dinliyorsun beni?

[delicate trail]

me taking weeks of summer despite being 33 years old What are you talking about?

[stone blade]

damn jesus responded

ayo waddup homie

[delicate trail]

whatup my dude

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-fortnite-jesus-christ-jesus-johnny-joestar-gif-13752869

[fluid heron]

I can't remember if you put an egg in the ground beef

[stone blade]

🤙

[tidal trellis]

holy shit, its Jesus

[fluid heron]

I'm kinda high

[stone blade]

for what

[delicate trail]

holy shit its one of my most beloved children

[fluid heron]

I don't even know

[stone blade]

what u cookin bruh

[fluid heron]

For burgers

[stone blade]

mmm

[tidal trellis]

when aren't u, i I remember right most of the time u are, no?

[stone blade]

what you do

[fluid heron]

Not really

[stone blade]

is cook the burger

then make a sunny side up egg

and place it on top

[fluid heron]

Fucking ew

[stone blade]

there you go

wtf

ok

kys

[ruby minnow]

its in the house

[stone blade]

americans when they have to eat egg challenge:impossible

[stone blade]

why is your ass in the house

and where the fk are you

[ruby minnow]

the creature

[pastel quartz]

Huh, we love eggs?

[narrow lotus]

you dont

[pastel quartz]

Racoon is just a little special thats all

[narrow lotus]

i do

[fluid heron]

You put the egg in the ground beef and mix it

[stone blade]

you could do that too

[fluid heron]

Not fucking put it on too

[stone blade]

mixing it works too

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717777832604074005/1236057900896489573/caption.gif

[sage otter]

cursed but I wanna try it

[stone blade]

you teach gypsies

enough said

[fluid heron]

Idk I just saw my friend do it in not much of a chef

[stone blade]

well then again I have to talk to people from the UK

so it ain't much better for me

I talk with fucking robert about his important match tomorrow

[pastel quartz]

alex mercer was the original edge lord

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis my venom snake is no longer

demon snake

(i killed to many people)

[tidal trellis]

oops

[stone blade]

@ruby minnow aya mi gulumsedin?

[naive bison]

https://br.ifunny.co/video/me-and-the-other-autistic-guy-when-we-see-the-LvVepAjP9

[green schooner]

im now going to make nuclear bombs

[tidal trellis]

thermonuclear bomb

[green schooner]

yeah im dropping it on your house

[stone blade]

LEGALIZE NUCLEAR BOMBS 🗣️

[green schooner]

TRUE

[stone blade]

I'll drop it in your ass

lube included

[fluid heron]

Apparently I do have Italian seasoning

Welp too fucking late already making burgers

[minor cypress]

Mmm egg on burger is good, but only when the bread can handle ot

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis im

im medic

[fluid heron]

Cayenne onion and garlic and some Creole

The ingredients required to make a southern man

[minor cypress]

Just throw slap ya mama on it and call it a day

Slap ya mama > tonies seasoning, fight me

[tidal trellis]

bald man

rest in bald

[green schooner]

me

[fluid heron]

Hands were so covered in fat I couldn't wash them

Water was just beading off

[minor cypress]

Use soap?

[pastel quartz]

idk soap is made from fat so it wouldn't work

[fluid heron]

Nah I just had to ruin a towel

These are some big ass burgers

[stone blade]

Alo strigoi

shootout to soap made from pig fat

[pastel quartz]

a quick prayer for the pigs that died for the sins of bacteria

[stone blade]

@pastel quartz

ALO PULA

[pastel quartz]

ALO

PULA MARE COAIE

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-фрирен-frieren-friren-sleep-gif-11072730317736221854

[slender rock]

Seth Everman

[pastel quartz]

I want to cuddle with Frieren

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/setheverman-gif-20219516

[fading shuttle]

seths dead

[slender rock]

Que?

[fading shuttle]

he stop being youtuber

(died)

[slender rock]

he moved on.

not dead

[pastel quartz]

p!who

[foggy mantle]

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[fading shuttle]

hes dead

[slender rock]

🙂

[final cedar]

inside

https://tenor.com/bSgqQ.gif

[slender rock]

you're dead... we're dead.... we're all dead... inside 🙂

[fading shuttle]

no hes dead

they chopped off his head to use it to reflect the sun towards an array of solar panels

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/boxden-fight-choke-gif-17947587

[fluid heron]

I don't have onions or tomatoes time to go to the store

Gotta lock my dogs outside so they don't eat my fucking patties

[slender rock]

dude walmart delivers

[fluid heron]

Walmart is also 2 minutes away

[slender rock]

fair

[fluid heron]

And the dogs have a big ass backyard and a pool they will be efine

[slender rock]

mine is like a fucking 35 min walk or 48 mins if my legs are dead tired

[slender rock]

BORK BORK BORK!

https://tenor.com/view/rip-meme-dog-no-bark-gif-25909809

[fluid heron]

Texting while driving fuck yeah

[slender rock]

yeee

[fluid heron]

Walmart any % speed run rn

[minor cypress]

Bork?

[naive bison]

crazy t1 printing babies like a copier

bro copied himself in woman form

[fluid heron]

I got back and tried to get the grills door open I couldn't so I just entirely disassembled it

[naive bison]

watermelo

[fluid heron]

Fuck I also have half a watermelon in my fridge that's just rotting

[lone cedar]

brainfart: the game

[fading shuttle]

@placid sail

[fluid heron]

Juice something

[lone cedar]

Juice Galaxy

[fluid heron]

All this cheese on me

[final cedar]

take a bite

take a bite

[fluid heron]

Nah I got Colby for the burgers

Mmm imitation crab that's been in the drawer for a long ass time

[slender rock]

no no no no

bad

[placid sail]

that's an interesting game de- you just tagged me because feet.

[fluid heron]

Got so much cheese it's under my skin

Straight smegma

[slender rock]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kraft-Deli-Deluxe-American-Cheese-Slices-24-Ct-Bag/10295522

[placid sail]

young alex

[fading shuttle]

yes

[placid sail]

kill yourself

[fading shuttle]

MOOODS

FALCO

[slender rock]

Racc you got the wrong american cheese

😢

[pastel quartz]

hope you learned your lesson and won't troll newbie chat again

[lone cedar]

@fading shuttle

[pale ingot]

juice world is so goated

[pale ingot]

i need to play it again sometime

[pastel quartz]

surrender or face dafeet

[pale ingot]

actually its called juice galaxy now

[slender rock]

😦 Paul

😭

[toxic sundial]

Don't be sad he's leaving, be glad he was ever here

[slender rock]

true

[lone cedar]

Face defeat (de feet)

[fluid heron]

Tryna cut wet tomato's with the dullest knife I'm going to slice my finger off

[fading shuttle]

you arent strigoi

[slender rock]

Racc, why

sharpen the damn

kniof

[fluid heron]

Don't know what happened to my knife sharpener

[toxic sundial]

Sharpen the knife, dry the tomato

[fluid heron]

I just grabbed a similar different knife

[pastel quartz]

the way to cut tomato with a dull knife is to first stab the head of the knife into the tomato

[slender rock]

you have concrete somewhere right?

[fluid heron]

Listen I am a man of will

If some shit don't work I'll just brute force it

Like the grill door I just ripped off because I couldn't get it to open

[storm stream]

true but also
sharpen the knife

[slender rock]

Sharpening the fuckin knife isn't dismissing will... it's how to fix the issue

You're killing me

[fluid heron]

I don't have a knife sharpener apparently

I used to

[slender rock]

Walmart is two mins away right

[fluid heron]

Apparently not anymore

FUCK

[slender rock]

WALK YOU ASS DOWN THERE AND GET A STONE

MF

[pastel quartz]

I don't trust myself around sharp objects

[fluid heron]

Dull knife does the job

[slender rock]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Whetstone-Cutlery-Two-Sided-Blade-Knife-Sharpening-Stone/660634331?from=/search

[storm stream]

you just gotta get over that bruh fr

[pastel quartz]

damn bro why is it so bright at 00:41

[slender rock]

you're using the wrong knife

that's a paring knife

[fluid heron]

I mean

It cut the tomato

[slender rock]

[prisma quiver]

"Dull knife does the job" mf thats a whole ass crime scene

[slender rock]

you have more handle than blade

[fluid heron]

There is not that much tomato

[slender rock]

a fucking k-bar woud've been better

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna cut onions with the same knife fuck you

[toxic sundial]

I spread butter on my toast with a Romanian AK bayonet

[true sedge]

is that east germany

[slender rock]

go ahead you doofus

the Romi AK pigsticker would've worked better than that stubby ass thing too

[toxic sundial]

I didn't even wipe the cosmoline off when I got it for added emersion

[fluid heron]

I forgot about the onion juice

[fluid heron]

Feel like I just got hit with that dollar store pepper spray

[slender rock]

make 👏 a 👏 List 👏 ya 👏 silly 👏 motherfucker 👏

[fluid heron]

A list of what

[toxic sundial]

I don't really know how you test a knife's "stabbyness" but I had a big box from some furniture a couple months ago and I stabbed it with every knife I had and the bayonet felt the best by far

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-papers-im-done-nope-not-today-sheldon-gif-5610220

[fluid heron]

Probably becauss the bayonet is made for stabbing

[toxic sundial]

Coincidentally my favorite pocketknife did the worst and almost didn't even get halfway in before I had to apply real effort

[fluid heron]

Probably because pocket knives don't stab very well

[toxic sundial]

Thank you FatRaccoon

[fluid heron]

No problem

[slender rock]

well that a bayonet is meant to be stabbing, but the edge test is single sheet of paper, 35 degree cut on the side, if it rips or tears shit edge

[fluid heron]

I am ngl I have no idea how to cut an onion usually just trick my friends to cook for me

[true sedge]

bayonets were actually invented so that soldiers didnt have to carry a seperate stick for putting meat on

[deep topaz]

better than using a rifle as a spit

[true sedge]

yeah sometimes the heat would reach the gunpowder and go off

[fluid heron]

The way I cut these onions is so fucking embarrassing

[deep topaz]

take onion, place butt on counter

slice even lines down onion, leave at least a cm or two at the end

[fluid heron]

Onion a freak keep squirting in my face

[deep topaz]

put said onion on side, repeat

you have now transmuted onion into diced onion

[fluid heron]

I need it to be more ring like for burger

[slender rock]

Raccie-boi fucking level 1 on cooking bro

like a sim

[deep topaz]

slice onion in half

[fluid heron]

It is

[deep topaz]

take another slice

take out internal rings

now have burger rings

[fluid heron]

Ngl I have no idea what the fuck that means so I'm just gonna cut it randomly till it looks good

[deep topaz]

listen

slice onion so ONION looks like burger

patty

[fluid heron]

fucking what

[deep topaz]

take rings from inside out

https://www.123rf.com/photo_103910015_onion-slice-for-food-or-burger-ingredient-isolated-on-white-background-with-clipping-path.html

slice onion so look like this

[fluid heron]

You mean this part?

Bro I literally sliced this shit like a bell pepper

[deep topaz]

you are beyond help

[fluid heron]

Am I cooked?

[deep topaz]

slice like left side

[fluid heron]

Alright well that's why I bought a second onion

Oh ok

[exotic sentinel]

do not let him cook

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/pyramid-head-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-pyramid-head-dancing-dead-by-daylight-gif-2043624347509056511

mfw I'm waiting for something to be done cooking in the whatever the fuck

[fluid heron]

Alr this looks relatively okay

[upper shore]

CHAD winter vs VIRGIN summer

[deep topaz]

good enough

[deep topaz]

did you take a bite out of one of those

[fluid heron]

No

I just made them into a ball and slammed my palm down

[upper shore]

[deep topaz]

make into disc

flat-ish disc

[fluid heron]

They are already on the fucking grill

[deep topaz]

use spatula to gently mold them

[upper shore]

Who gives a fuck, it's being swallowed whole anyway

[fluid heron]

There is not a fucking face

I've only ever seen the dog

[toxic sundial]

Schizophrenia

[upper shore]

I saw the face

what DMT does to a mf

[fluid heron]

Gaw dam

[toxic sundial]

I keep trying to explain to this dog that other dogs in her breed bite criminals and terrorists as a day job but she just keeps rolling around on the floor like an idiot

[deep topaz]

hold on a minute

did you flip them already

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

my brother in christ the bottom is still pink

[fluid heron]

can a man cook his food in peace goddam

I'm doing it mostly so it doesn't just fucking fall apart

[upper shore]

Not when you unveil your twisted machinations to the entire retard chat room

[deep topaz]

planning on having beef tartare burgers

[fluid heron]

I'm gonna use my Blackstone spatula

Should keep it together

[final cedar]

burger patties are allowed to be done

[deep topaz]

you keep it together by COOKING it

[fluid heron]

No shit

What do you think I'm doing

[deep topaz]

you don't flip it until the bottom is cooked through

and there is not a whisper of seasoning on those

[civic panther]

you aint cooking shot, them is cold motherfucker

[fluid heron]

Yes there fucking is

[final cedar]

also do people really roast burgers on a grill like that? I thought you had metal plates for minced stuff

[fluid heron]

I was gonna use the Blackstone but I didn't wanna swap over the propane tank

[final cedar]

[deep topaz]

you can either use a grate or a flat top

grate is the old fashioned way

[toxic sundial]

Them burgers are gonna taste great when you don't got a bitch in yo ear telling you that you cooked em wrong

[deep topaz]

because you used to use charcoal to get some flavor on the burgers

or just wood

[toxic sundial]

(but they are correct you only flip once about 6-7 minutes after you put them on)

[final cedar]

charcoal for flavor sound vile

[deep topaz]

cant do that with a flat top

[fluid heron]

On god

[toxic sundial]

Delicious

[deep topaz]

charcoal is just twice baked wood

[fluid heron]

Nah they have lots of fat they are cooking fucking fast

[somber sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpPLiTkaQfU&t=0s

goes hard

[fluid heron]

One of em fell apart completely so I chucked it out into my yard my dogs will find that later

[toxic sundial]

I have so many pics of food in my folder I can't find my grill pics

[deep topaz]

cook the fuckin thing

you're gonna poison your dogs

[toxic sundial]

Aye

[fluid heron]

I'm pretty sure I cleared my fence

[final cedar]

should've made lasagna

[fluid heron]

I think it's in the neighbors lmao

[pale ingot]

what are you doing.. are you fucking eating that shit

[final cedar]

[green schooner]

brainfart members would die

[fluid heron]

They look fucking good

[green schooner]

in a apocalpyse

you mfs cannot cook

to save your life

[final cedar]

speak for yourself twink

[pale ingot]

looks alright

[green schooner]

i used to live in the woods like ted

i can live off the land

[deep topaz]

hand me a stick and some wood and i can make you a nice kebab

[final cedar]

your grandmas backyard doesn't count as woods

also getting her to deliver you snacks isn't living off the land

[green schooner]

i live in the mountains

[pale ingot]

yes it is wdym

[green schooner]

and yes it is

exactly like ham said

fr

[fluid heron]

If you are 15 minutes from the nearest Walmart you are basically in the woods

[green schooner]

LOL

[final cedar]

mountains? you mean you got mounted, right?

[green schooner]

no

I mount

[fluid heron]

All this over some burgers

[mossy void]

I live in the middle of the ocean
Aka 10 miles from a lake

[green schooner]

this is why i go to black peoples cook outs

and not yours

[fluid heron]

Well I'm just cooking meat that would have gone bad

this is not a cookout

[mossy void]

Metron likes getting mounted and is just projecting

Fkn freak keep it to yourself

[final cedar]

Metron likes peeling fingernails

[green schooner]

REAL

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174777217864183938/caption-2.gif

[mossy void]

I’m gonna put your finger in that anime aparatus that rips em off

Just HWACHA and boom bare finger

[fluid heron]

I'm just gonna roll a blunt and see what happens to these "burgers"

[final cedar]

You misunderstand, there will be 2 armenian guys with zip ties and lye, a pair of pliers and a cd from the bee gees

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612403606422814730/954430509008695356/IMG_2268.gif

[mossy void]

They’re all gonna die

[fluid heron]

Thought it was gonna be the stroking my dick one

[green schooner]

same

[mossy void]

We love low hanging fruit

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813191423461031948/1193132740023943218/1153316632156962947.gif

[mossy void]

Millions must die

[naive bison]

Never ask a racist nord what race his girlfriend is

[deep topaz]

"true sons of skyrim" the moment they go home and bed their khajit wife

[mossy void]

I am incredibly racist against nords

[fluid heron]

Catapulting grease into my bitch neighbors yard

[mossy void]

Every time I experience their hate I slaughter them in the street and pay my fine so I can move on

[storm stream]

[final cedar]

dude WHY DON'T YOU SAVE THE GREASE?!

[zealous remnant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRO8j8H39bs

[storm stream]

Why?

[fluid heron]

Cuz I'm bored

[mossy void]

That shit was laced

[final cedar]

bruh, your burger arc was a mess from start to finish

[fluid heron]

It still hasn't finished

[deep topaz]

i wonder why

[fluid heron]

lmao

[mossy void]

I’m calling the EPA

[fluid heron]

I'm just having fun atp

[final cedar]

eepy panda agency

[mossy void]

Exactly

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/mvFpd3CX5tN.gif

[sage otter]

He's cooking the 237th burger, he just don't want to run out of grease to throw at the neighbors

[mossy void]

They will send an agent to your home soon so they can eat your burgers and nap

As recompense

[sage otter]

Burgers are laced

[mossy void]

Weed burgers

Mf infused em like a weirdo

True pothead behavior

[sage otter]

Infused the grease

[final cedar]

wait, aren't you the middle schooler falco pardoned?

[deep topaz]

fartco grooming scandal

[sage otter]

No the guy you're talking about got muted iirc

[final cedar]

lol

[fluid heron]

Lmao this shit is so fucking funny

[final cedar]

shutup and post more burger progress pics

[sage otter]

Post the grease's ballistic data

(for science)

[fluid heron]

You might notice there is one less burger lmao

[final cedar]

why you putting cheese on those charcoal briquettes

[storm stream]

flung it?

[fluid heron]

Clean into the neighbors yard

[sage otter]

[zealous remnant]

those look good

would eat

[sage otter]

Absolutely insane

Tho i'd give em a try

[fluid heron]

See someone appreciates my effort

[final cedar]

oi, cut one of the patties apart in the middle so your burger will be more stable

[sage otter]

Could we errr, could we see a cut of one of those steaks first ?

[zealous remnant]

The euro mind cannot comprehend this

[storm stream]

how dp they look onn the inside?

[fluid heron]

Euro mind cannot comprehend a crisp burger

Cooked

Let's just say that

[sage otter]

This is not crisp this is carbon fiber

[remote vine]

Real?

[fluid heron]

Took a bitr

[zealous remnant]

my body is a machine that turns proteins into rancid farts
(the EU will blame me for global warming)

[fluid heron]

Shits so fucking good

All y'all hating for nothing

Shit is fucking delicious

[final cedar]

well

post a pic of the final product

[zealous remnant]

i actually do like crispy burgers, so long as the mid isn't overdone

[sage otter]

Not trusting your palate, send a pic

[remote vine]

The local tesco broke their freezer

[fluid heron]

Yeah it's fucking good

[zealous remnant]

oh hell yeah

[remote vine]

No ice cream

[final cedar]

that looks pretty good

[storm stream]

your cabinets do look american to me

shi, looks good to me

[sage otter]

I mean it looks good, but it's a bit overcooked

[fluid heron]

It's fucking good surprisingly

[final cedar]

but fr, cut one of those patties apart and put cheese inside it

[zealous remnant]

no

[remote vine]

[zealous remnant]

its just right

[fluid heron]

I was looking at it fucking laughing it looked so bad

Didn't do too shit

[sage otter]

Waiting on the neighbor update

[fluid heron]

Gonna have to wait till tommorow

[sage otter]

Hopefully it'll melt by then

Only leaving them with a beef scent they can't explain the origin of

[final cedar]

neighbor pulling into driveway slipping on the grease as if it was mario kart

[sage otter]

lmao

He threw it in their garden tho

[fluid heron]

They step on the burger I threw over and slide on it like a cartoon

[sage otter]

So at worst the dog's gonna play in the beef puddle

Ant will have a feast though

[fluid heron]

Hope their bitch ass gets fire ants

[sage otter]

If they do you'll do too

[fluid heron]

Burgers were a bit more crispy than I'd like but I also HAD to go inside and chug 2 white claws in 30 seconds

[final cedar]

are you actually white trash?

I mean the white claw meme isn't real is it?

[fluid heron]

Wdym

ain't no laws when you drinking claws?

I just like them cuz they taste nice

[fading shuttle]

@pastel quartz i go sleep

[storm stream]

damn what that neighbhour do to you??

[fluid heron]

Nvm

was gonna say why but it looks really bad spelt out

Makes me look like a retard

Which I am

[storm stream]

huh?

[fluid heron]

Y'all will just have to guess

[storm stream]

whatever bad happened was either your fault or mutually instigated?

[fluid heron]

Mutually

[sage otter]

[mossy void]

I love this video

People actually believed it was serious

And by people I mean me

[true sedge]

people believed anything back then for some reason

[mossy void]

I think because the internet was relatively new

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-buster-baxter-bunny-you-really-think-someone-would-do-that-go-on-the-internet-and-tell-lies-gif-17527378

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1238980582202015794/YumHotDog-1_1.mp4?ex=66414215&is=663ff095&hm=4131f69e9547f829d485264bd56ac8f9e9a9e60989402a720b51b31f55dc3316&

[glad carbon]

hi @atomic crane

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100937400731045931/1238990007369334784/IMG_3615.jpg?ex=66414add&is=663ff95d&hm=df51724a97317cae0b463d4d1eb4afbe33de8b8a86152d780d59d8b169f6c29a&

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-johnny-law-harry-du-bois-harrier-du-bois-dance-gif-26320841

[atomic crane]

hell yes

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/glep-smiling-friends-adult-swim-sleeping-green-gif-24299485

[storm stream]

guys look

https://fxtwitter.com/panzerkitten212/status/1789416815904399518

[glad carbon]

im looking

what about it

[cedar hatch]

Would.

[sage otter]

AW e-girl, she's a 0/10

Cool rifle though

[storm stream]

this #🎪bruh-fart message

Frog

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-cat-lollipop-lick-adorable-gif-13289958719345770541

hi catbites :D

just woke up a lil bit ago

[storm stream]

at 4pm?

[cedar hatch]

ngl I've been looking into buying a mosin for the longest time. those things go for cheap too, found one for 150€

[sage otter]

Yeah they go for cheap but maybe the one you found is cheap for a reason lmao

Need to inspect the state of the barrel

[sage otter]

The price could also mean it's a not a octogonal model

[cedar hatch]

I was prepared to do some gunsmithing, especially to get a PU scope on it

[sage otter]

ye but if it's a rounded one and not octogonal there's not much you can do about it

Except buy a second mosin but that defeats the point

Just make sure you get one that's been producted post 1937

[mossy void]

Be sure to get one with a bent bolt handle if you’re going to put a PU on it

[sage otter]

From Tula usually, but also Izhevsk

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-have-graph-paper-gif-3061597042139401285

[mossy void]

Honestly though europeans would do better to just buy a sniper mosin as is, gunsmithing is invasive and can be done catastrophically wrong

Over here in the US that’s out of the question because they go for like $2000

[sage otter]

About the same here

[mossy void]

Which is something like 1500 euros

[sage otter]

maybe not 2k but around 1400

But if you got 1400 just save 300 more and get another rifle at this point

[glad carbon]

hi breezy

[mossy void]

Hello frot

Fkn gaebo

[quartz ridge]

this is like

the 2 sides of poland meme

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146043235744096386/1226856956262744145/20240210_004012.gif

[mossy void]

Fuck microsoft

[upper shore]

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!!!!

[mossy void]

All my homies HATE microsoft

This post was made by windows user #38 million

Yes that’s exactly what they’re saying

[storm stream]

not quite

[mossy void]

Women don’t use the internet don’t you know

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[mossy void]

Women are actually a figment of your imagination

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-willem-dafoe-duh-duhh-obviously-gif-16794513

[livid pond]

what the fuck is a woman

[mossy void]

No clue

I knew one once, I think, but that was a long time ago

[mossy void]

My imaginary girlfriend loves me

She’s my right hand, man

[upper shore]

[mossy void]

Punctuation is important

[glad carbon]

[mossy void]

Frotter

[wraith osprey]

my imaginary girlfriend left me for a delusion

[glad carbon]

whats up

[mossy void]

No I’m just saying you’re a frotter

Lel

[glad carbon]

no im a frog, not an otter

[mossy void]

Ah yes of course

[glad carbon]

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @weary kindle

[mossy void]

That’s the entire point of monopoly and I love it

That’s literally, very much the message that it is trying to send

Money and unmonitored greed can change anyone, especially you

[final cedar]

that's a dude

[mossy void]

Yeah and

[quartz ridge]

yes i am saying thats a guy

[mossy void]

cock

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-9gag-gif-22143902

[mossy void]

Gross! Balls!!!

[mossy void]

Perfect design

[broken topaz]

playing star citizen

take bounty mission

go to place

dog fight

shoot him down

land next to wreck for loot

[sage otter]

end of the joke

[broken topaz]

my ship gets blown up by some random

im now stranded

[mossy void]

There’s your first mistake

[broken topaz]

ey i got it for free

[mossy void]

Oh good you’re not putting money in a bottomless pit

Carry on

[broken topaz]

im just a bottomless pit tourist

anyways

The ship is still hovering

im taking cover behind the ship i shot down

[glad carbon]

[mossy void]

Just shoot the other one down

Ez

[glad carbon]

is that a c8x

[mossy void]

Tell him kindly to crash into a mountain

[glad carbon]

wow you're so basic smh

[broken topaz]

what im hiding behind?

[glad carbon]

yeah

[broken topaz]

thats not my ship

thats a bounty

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

i only have an aurora

[uncut yew]

Meanwhile, she is actually a man or something like that

[broken topaz]

[glad carbon]

awesome

i should join you

if i had it installed

[broken topaz]

They wiped stuff with the new update

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

ships and money atleast

inventory stayed

iirc

[glad carbon]

dont worry i got a good ship

[broken topaz]

fr fr?

[glad carbon]

yes

[broken topaz]

which one?

[glad carbon]

whats that one really big one

its by the same brand as that

not reclaimer but like

[broken topaz]

the super big white transport ship?

[glad carbon]

the cargo one yeah

[broken topaz]

i have been inside one of those

[glad carbon]

not that one

[broken topaz]

I just want a cool ship

a multi class ship

single crew or 2 seater

is that a thing

[glad carbon]

ok i got a c1

thats the ship name

[broken topaz]

okay

mr big money