#🎪bruh-fart
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they can stack donuts on my tower
these wodders
wordcist is crazy
you ruined it
thanks
what you got syno
no problem brother
what can i say, im incredibly based
you're incredibly horny
highly regarded
I am debating on either finishing this cheapass wine now or later
fire retardant
average voltare message
jesus christ on stick
i hate cheap wine
it tastes so bad
I dont think anyone likes cheap wine
actually cheap wine might not even be wine
it was used for the base of cioppino
that's why it's cheap
Barefoot Pinot Noir is a medium-dry wine with fruity notes of red cherry layered with hints of raspberry jam and dark cherry. A touch of molasses balances the wine for a velvety mouthfeel and hint of sweetness. This wine pairs well with lamb, grilled salmon, and creamy pasta dishes.
the cheap wine I've drunk just tasted fucked up
it didn't have anything redeemable about it
I'd rather not taste anything than torture myself with liquid shit in my mouth
I'd say tasteless is better
fucked up in the crib drinking Barefoot
yeah your mouth
chug that shit and pass out
ye
yes my mouth
but in this context it's mine and you didn't buy it so
it doesn't affect you
rather it would make more since roasting me by like
"you like the taste of liquid shit huh"
remember to scratch your nuts after a long day and then sniff your finger
in this context I wasn't fucking talking about you
I brought the topic of wine up
Good sir.
Foot fetish wine
yeah don't consume room temp wine
oi cunt
ay cunt, hows ya going
yea good
are you teaching blur
fair fair
how to become australian
I have aussie friends
that's before america used them as a scapegoat for warcrimes
going to prison is half the journey to being australian
lol
honestly
america is the religious weirdos going off to make their own country with GOD being everything
and aussies forced to leave Brit'
america is a lot of things
facts
A new discovery that changed the course of warfare
GUNPOWDER
I feel the love from you, you salty fuck but it's all good
nah surely god wants half it's population to commit crimes every tuesday
god wants his people taxed
I am a very annoying person indeed
wouldn't be a god if you didn't have your worshipers ya know
#marmot#marmota#marmots
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Best ...
you know speaking of aussies
eh there's others that outrank you
i was surprised to see how big gambling is in australia
because i am the only gambler in the country obviously
yes but others aren't romanian
and that bumps me up another annoying fucker point
big wins this week?
8 dollars and a snickers bar
yoooooooooo

nuh uh
hello letter of the alphabet w
atleast a quarter of a snickers bar
been a while since I said that
Good heavens
How is sofia life alex
awful
fair on that
Holy shit your alive
@gusty willow sarge
W
yes

I havnt seen you in a hot min
Who me?


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Hiham
Haram
W
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Thor is based
he also turned water into wine
need any more proof, sobertards?
he did this to others, others did the "centaurs have 2 ribcages" to him
do you think chick hicks is racist
now what
what is chick hick
Whar
prolly
most hicks are, even if indirectly
📚 hick
A derogatory slang term for lower class whites raised in rural areas, usually within [trailer parks] or hog farms. Generally used more for [Midwesterners] than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; [racist and sexist] opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post.

crazy, right
you need brain, i/e slob
can someone ask putin to speak in english please i cant understand what he's saying in the parade
@green schooner black ops 3 zombies when

🌳
hi delight
hey there
thrice
thrice plus one
weird bit
You got any grapes
its what i imagine i would sound like if i had to create an anecdote on the spot with no prompts
making cool screenshots is so easy i just realised
you just put every filter you can on the thing
and you have it
I only screenshot things if they look good without filters
who the fuck puts filter on screenshots
i mean yeah sure
but i can turn this
into this
yeah but the base screenshot looks ugly
@stone blade
Transport is 10 euros sir
Dad : no thanks we got this.
and that is why i use filters on it
if it looked good you wouldn't need filters
there's probably shader mods
that's filters
the games over 10 years old
instead of using a ENB
that will eat my performance
i would rather just put filters on it on photoshop
I mean fair with the performance thing
Do you play the game to take photos?
i do it from time to time
but i play it
i don't play it to take screenshots
I very rarely take screenshots I'm games cause they look really good
I've only done it like 4 times
ever
Well photoshop won’t fix the part where youre actually playing
aka 99% of the experience
so meh
have a pear
Bean slice please with cheese and the sausage
wut da fuk mane
Lord help me
for the graphics
no one
no one
try to enchance the visuals in game
not really
i play it for the modding scene and gameplay
can i enchance the visuals in game
yes i can
will i
no
120 fps to 50 fps in one step
thats basically the mindset my friend had a while ago
he refused to lower the graphics of games to get decent performance
and he still complained when he did shit
this is the romanian gamer mindset
installing a ENB is pretty unnecessary
when there is a mod
that lets me put on filters
change anything on the looks
in game
i'm not even talking about reshade
you gotta admit fallout 4 ENBs are pretty fire though
once i get this storage upgrade sometime next week im gonna try a fallout 4 ENB on my gaming laptop and see what happens
get some bacon too
you're gonna come out of it with a gaming pile of ash
when i got gamma and it was barely playable i kept adding more graphic enhancements to it despite my fps tanking
yeah
this truly is
that's the romanian gamer mindset
the romanian gamer mindset
my first PC was already ass so I started out having to minimize the graphics on games
so I never had the romanian gamer mindset unfortunately
i did that with my PC too
poor 1650 gtx
had to endure 500 sex mods and ENB
literally couldn't run any game on minimum settings properly
bro couldn't even play lethal company with us
tragic
nice
THIEF!!!
mine was tweaking on team fortress 2 but i still had the romanian gamer mindset
I dont even know what tf2 on minimum graphics looks like bro
it cannot be good
real
finally some fucking rain
we've had a lot of rain here
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it's kinda pissing me off cause I'll be chilling on a cloudy day and suddenly start getting wet
?
not here just humid weather and scorching heat
granted I would prefer rain over heat too
but not as much as we're getting
it's like the topical fucking forest over here except without the forest part
wanna trade 
rain is nice because its chilly right after
there's definitely a lot of better countries with good weather to move to
yeah but I always get home at the "right after"
I only catch the water part
i mean you also dont want it to be cold in romania either
the weather over here is fucked anyway
it was literally still winter for us during march
and it's colder now than it was during the entirety of april
it does
or is it just mild when its not freezing
and then it gets cold a week later 
thats fucked up
I know
romania has balanced weather in the worst possible way
like we have all the types of weather
but at the worst times
mid summer and mid winter is when the weather actually feels normal here
the rest is just fucked
fair yeah
you either have a tough as hell immune system rn or you get sick often
which one is it?
frequent weather change would fuck me up so bad
good choice
for us the most annoying part is like
you get up, you look at the sky and see no clouds
you get dressed, walk out, guess what motherfucker
flash flood
id rather die in topical summer heat than live for 1 second in romania
i have nothing against the country of romania
that's fair
we have a bunch of hungarians too
they're annoying
I'm half hungarian and I still stand by that
they let anybody walk into romania like that?
bro you have no idea

like a quarter of the population is fucking hungarians
that's what it feels like
legit feels like hungarians just abandoned their country and came here
there's so fucking many
that would mean hungary is worse than romania
why else would you leave and go to romania
we have a whole slur dedicated to hungarians
god damned unguri
MOVIN LIKE DRACULA
WE GET IT BACK IN BLOOD
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something goes horribly wrong in my brain whenever I see an elden ring reference
damnit now I just wanna play elden ring
school
Weakness
Slay the witch
I dont know why people simp for ranni so much
she's the definition of a female twitch streamer
probably because she's the only fleshed out character in the whole game
pffft
(because she has no flesh ahahahha)
you think they care about fleshed out characters
that too
I forgot about that
I only did her quest line once and I didn't really like it
It got me thinking after I saw her charred corpse on top of that tower
why would she leave behind such a dummy thicc body to become a doll
errr melina?
yea
melina is the one I'd simp for the most
malenia
I used to have that Ranni pfp which I'll return to eventually but really Sellen is the one I simp for
real
women in armor make my peepee go wooi
white women when i tell them dolphins rape humans
all of a sudden they're interested in dolphins
you gotta understand white women on this one tbh dolphins are pretty much sentient + handsome af
do you realise what kind of degenerate shit are you yapping about
do you realize how little I give a shit about you or your trash opinion
alo
ok then degenerate fuck
Jebem ti hljeb
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Alooo?
shup
worst bake rolls
Bake rolls 
imo
aloooo
ай мля маслину поймал
nice bandit voiceline
joe biden wake up..
jo bid
9/11
well well well
too yeers
hate it
people driving on the wrong side of the road because "hee hee i am motorcycle"
wrong side of the ride

or because they're british
nope. just retarded
same thing
true
choked on my fucking food
this guy is unfunny methinks
i'm fine man how are you
Not bad mate; was at pub last night
well did you have a racially motivated fight?
No but
A map of pubs in the uk
This warms my Brexit heart god bless the king
"2 hours of sleep is enough for me"
mfw i start talking to the shadow man in class
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hey brainfart
what the fuck
@simple cipher @raven raptor 
this hoe looks like she needs a bath
hello new stalker welcome to brainfart 

is this what sign language looks like
I agree with this
Oh wow Shon is back
hello fren
Hi
I thought about that one, but then I went "does leaving and coming back invalidate it"
shiyon should kill themself for make ammends for lying to us
my dogs would be sad
for make amends is really funny for some reason
be like pharaoh from egypt and take dogs with you
average romanian grammar 
I find grammatical issues really funny sometimes
my favorite is when a mod author or something similar is trying to help a user with their problems but there's an obvious language barrier 
or when the mod is called the thing and the person thinks you're just talking shit
You know you are old when you can smell rain coming
cripple sports are insane
i always get headaches when its about to rain
i feel so fucking tired man
i feel nothing and im still not sure if im lucky or unlucky
Its gonna rain
I like the overcast and warm windy weather right b4 a rainstorm
death is near
bum hurts
much better than the guy below you 
I just almost got ran over by some cyclist
why didn't you kick them off their bicycle
Cause he sped away
i love the chinese panda wojaks
i hate cyclists
Who doesn't
cyclists
from what i've seen they always defend eatch other

when is the brainfart cyclist kicking convention being held
tbh i have not interacted with a cyclist for a long time
because where i live you either walk or you have a car
Anytime you see one
on June 23
because you have to drive to the frontlines for 10 minutes then die instantly and then run back wasting your whole time?
I love getting steam friend requests from chinese people
I always accept them
They are just spamming and spamming
And once i write the tiannament incident, they go quiet
Like man, i get it, you were waiting for me for months to reach out to me, but kindly fuck off
@stone blade
We're so joever it's barrack
Shhh
Shhh
I only ever get friend requests from hot girls in my area
Literally obsessed with me
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holy fuck its terrance i havent seen him in a while especially after the missus got into a fight with him over who gets ownership of the shell
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A good watch
mid film
Kys
your mom is mid
Also experience a classic British pub
The local drunk
The smacksheads sniffing in toilets
The creepy old men
That one girl you last spoke to 5 years ago flashing half the place
how well would polack do in bri*ish pub?
How polish are we talking
Like
Full accent no English
If no English then yeah you might aswell lie down and just wait to be bottled
let's say perfect english but obviously not native accent
Whenever I go to a pub and I’m early or mates are late
A local drunk will come talking to you
And 99% of the time it’s something about immigration

"fukken right you are mate"
“I get you”
I was at pub last night went for a piss and the first thing this old guy said to me was “that’s a healthy stream innit”
the only 2 brits I know gave exactly zero fucks
Not sad per say, but most people didn’t really care
It’s a big part of who we are so we was a bit miffed over it
And she was a lovely women
When I was a kid I got lost in Buckingham palace and got escorted by armed police through the grand staircase to get back 

Buckingham palace is actually mental to visit though
In a 5 min walk there’s like 50 rooms
And that’s just the part your allowed to visit
H
Yeah no
goodnight gooners
Good luck

Your watched every second your in there
good night froggers

ofc I wouldn't ACTUALLY steal anything
but I would fantesize about it
da fuck is that monstrosity 
The pictures on the wall 
Such a nice detail
Central London is nice
Just stay out of anywhere else
THE MF THE TRASHED FULGRIM
medical cocaine for narcolepsy 

is he the next ken carson?
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he is now an actual cat
also damn the college in wildlander is so pretty
and there's a whole ass book borrow and study mechanic, and there's lectures and shit
if only vanilla college quest line wasn't crungo
I made a horrible mistake of updating GAMMA I am now stuck in a eternal limbo till I can play this stupid fucking modpack
the curse of french
raging against a frenchman
@stone blade
How to keep a common rain frog English edition
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If you want a product, you have to throw a tennis ball at it to knock it down
If you hit the wrong thing and it breaks, you pay for it
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Poor dude
Side note I just had the best bradley run ever
I survived for like 40 minutes and killed 30 guys, most of them in vehicles like btrs or tigrs
@pastel quartz
I would happily go to the combination pizza hut &taco bell guns and liquor store
perfect shop for Stella
you literally have a cat on your pfp
one day
this stinky bulgarian will reply with "actually, you're right, my bad, I retract my another hostile comment over something"
and I will choke on my tea, out of sheer surprise
to death
this is totally not an elaborate assassination attempt
i am not fsb
you can tell by the way i havent suicided you with 15 gunshots to the back of the head
assisted suicide Bulgarian edition
This fellar seems like a moderator from this server
fsb operative would have just kicked my teeth in so deep that my poop would have bite marks, and be done with it
I won't name drop em
the times of subtle and elaborate plots are long gone
Which one? (tag em)
😏
He probably goes through my chat logs in hopes to ban me
So he will find it dw
Sir pay your taxes
i love czech too (worldwide)
My favourite game comes from czech
Yeah
MY MAN
"and gtfo cos you get #🚽сральня🚽 'd"
you expect something nice to be said to you in there?
primordial soup of anger, it is
Who are they
it's written in english but with cyrillic letters
whats her @ ?
gooning again eh
delight is madge you didn't give him the sauce
listen busy
i like big tits as much as the next guy
but asian women with big tits
we all have our weakness
Delight
my brother in christ, any hole is your weakness
hey there 
What in holy heavens
can't really cast a stone at you, asian girls are hot
Twitch is actually insane
it isss what it iss
The best kind of women tbh
Love me them Asians man
"i sure hope my white creation hasnt fallen for asian women"
look at the best part , in a few years sex will be so mainstream that everyone will be able to get it
like in cyberpunk
What
Yeah bro that's 40 years in the future
that's
that's not how it works
Yes, in cyberpunk it's heavily implied how sex isnt seen as a "naughty" or "depravatory" act anymore , it's just a human need that sells rly well
Something like sword art online is like 15 years ago at best
That's literally how a few cultures saw it as
But too bad they didn't last long
p!packwatch
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I mean idk , in the muslim countries yeah , probably religion wills till be a thing
Prob is they went fanatic mode and literally wage wars because of it
But the youth at least here in East Europe, their interest in the church is as big as in maths
I mean every major religion except like Buddhism and Hinduism
Has waged wars
Because of their beliefs
Religion can't exist without war
Yeah but europe kinda stopped, i doubt you will see Europeans going ona Crusade nowadays
True
Chinese and Indian men will be the biggest consumers
Average age to lose virginity in both the countries is 27
Yeah to defend from the invading Portugese Christians
Also Japan is an outlier man ☠️
Japanese fellars were fked in the head like 50 years ago
Not 50 but 80 actually
Warcrimes go hard there
no, they participated in the warring states period and actively fought samurai
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder fr
That's the punchline
That’s like saying big fat bitches is attractive
"I do it for myself"
Some people like it fr
People that do are horrible
Some people like them well fed bro
I’m not getting suffocated
Imagine a person wearing 5 inch heels that hurt like shit because they do it for themselves
I wish we could normalise heels for men
Legit
normalize wearing full medieval armor
I'd be lynched
Dueling people too
Wear it at home 🙏
Unlucky spawn area
Send feet pics
He said who’s stopping you from wearing heels
and
I said people in the Middle East
cause they’d be stoned
perish
yeah you'd get beaten to death and the police would probably join in on the curbstomping
Based
You’d go far

eitherway lets not normalise it
I agree
Exactly
I'd be 6"7 bro
We should normalize not wearing shoes
my cousin is in poland, I feel sorry for him
Genetic skill issue
I can't see shit cause its not loading
pay 100K for the surgery were they break ur bones and grow them longer
then you will be taller
I have poop wifi
Zased
I am 6"2 rn god didn't nerf me
what does this mean
Js need that wolfenstien physique
Read it
that is him
you think you gonna look wolfenstein in heels?
you need the muscles too
im a gamma player bro idk how to read
do it in sign language
Gotta steoidmaxx
I’m gonna blow
what is the wife on, that is napoleon, he just spawned in the wrong country
I mean you only rlly need an extra inch
I’d let him raw dog me
pretty happy with my height ngl
try workout your back to fiix posture and wear thicker shoes
you can definitely break 6"3
( plus you can lie about your height )
im 6"4 and thats with shitty posture
its fine except for constantly banging my head on shit
sorry i cant spear i gave all 14 inches to your mother
An extra inch and 50 pounds of muslce
God gave me that extra inch horizontally
doable
I hate trees
as a natural you can make 9-18 kilos of lean mass plus suppliment with creartine for mayb 10 extra kilos of glycogen weight plus fat weight
skrill issue
you can have fat to make you broader but you dont need to be very lean
gordon freeman, it really is you isn't it
I'm taller than u, L
@sudden warren though getting the lean mass will be hard the creatine and fat mass will be easier but steroids can make that quicker but i dont recoomend taking them its too high a cost for what it gives you
Your a midget
as a natty you might take 6-10 years to reach around your genetic limit
your mother
i prefer the term compact
troll height
you're the troll
I’m taller then you
Trolls are tall







