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@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow @stone blade
Iedy’s bike
"5 minute drive to town and back" went very well as you can see
23ms, server must be in your backyard
Bro didn’t see the IED what a dumbass 
We kinda just
Randomly exploded
Like there wasn't even any mine
We just exploded
Arma driving at it's peak
.
Lmao
Arma is a well balanced and bug free experience
Borderlands type shi
Lands on the border type shi...
Yes
Iedys favorite club
Big fan of boobs
Ass no boobs or boobs no ass
Ass and boob 

A fat rat first time in his life walking on the grass and he's terrified. His name is Korek (Cork)
Now THESE
Are good yt recommendations
Oxygen not included is fun because I dig a hole and accidently stumble upon a volcanoes spewing 7 tons of molten hot gold every second that will be active for the next 54 days
ass or boobs
But are the people not killd by the molten gold?
I mean they don't like it for sure
They aren't really people so much as unpaid interns that are extremely replaceable
Its like saying "water or food? "
i got that game ages ago
is it epic
balls
I like it because I'm autistic and factory games make my balls tingle
But like it's harder to learn than factorio
ass
So if you are into that you'll love it
Already hav'em
awesome
you already got ass too tho
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clapped
poor thing starved to death 
Cooked base speedrun wr
The entire colony will be scalded to death
Boiled hot dogs in a concrete bun
It's fine ive already got a cooling loop installed and the influx of refined gold is great
89 tons of refined gold for free
Just for me
skill (harassment)
yes
He gropes people on a regular basis
Very skilled at advanced techniques such as the ass grab and hair sniff
Why has this gremlin been staring at me like this for 15 minutes
caveman drawing
top it

long door cracked me up
Better
The only right way to do it :)
fun fact you can just rename a .mov to mp4 and it'll work
good god, I pulled too hard
hope you get well soon
hi breezy
how are you bleeby
I m doing good thank you for asking phroj
How are you
Did you see it?
I almost forgot about this game
bbl drizzy
alinity's bird
rainbolt finds location of captcha image
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She is perfect in her own way 
Anyway here is Markiplier’s Five Nights At Freddy’s 1 Lets Play Episode 1 in it’s entirety
Shes
Perfect
i need
You think I'm standing here eating sauteed bokchoi because I want to? I'm waiting for the red light district to open you fuckhead
use your fucking head


@glad carbon I sold children into slavery in fallout 3
based
Funniest video you’ve ever seen in your life I guarentee it you will literally die it’s so. Fucking. Funny.
cool
how much you make
Many caps
There’s the Licker
cumcrete
this was in the garbage

yeah
shalom
hows it ratting this fine wednesday
shitty, need to find a new job because the one I have is becoming intolerable
😔
whats goin on with it?
bad boss or what
ah yes, white bread on bread sandwich
Installing productivity trackers on our computers and trying to eek out every ounce of efficiency from employees

that sounds miserable
holy fuck
tying our performance evaluations to it, changing bonuses, etc.
its just fucking stupid
I'm a hard worker, but I'm not going to keep putting up with this insane bullshit, plus everyone I liked at the company has already left
I don't care if I end up getting a promotion / raise in August, I don't want to work here anymore
that sucks to hear
hope ur next job has better management
idk how sophisticated these are nowadays but my old job's it/field team had shared a script to spoof a tracker like that and we consistently got some of the highest performance ratings
Its not really a big issue for me, I don't need to spoof my daily activity
its more the principal of what they're doing that bothers me
it was a matter of principle... I miss those guys
based
their middle east resaerch capabilities are going to collapse when I leave because the only other two people who handle those cases are fucking retarded
well, at least one of them is
good, fuck em
if you quit make sure you fuck em over for their lack of foresight
they made me put all the data on my.personal drive because they were too cheap to hire another it guy, when i quit i deleted their data
do something like that
couldnt sue me or anything since it was my personal drive and they had no it, i legally cannot have their data since i no longer work for them
they also didnt get another person to get my job since they were so cheap
classic
If they offered me like, 100 grand a year, I might consider staying
because at that point I'd just put up with it
they also cut my final month hours since they were mad they tot i wouldnt quit
but I doubt they'd do that
wish this shit was illegal
man the reason why i quit was something idk even know if its legal
they rewrote all of our contracts to work 6 times a week from 9-6, while thats just a few hours off, it still pissed me off
they wanted to make me work on a saturday which i dont appreciate since i visit my grandparents on saturdays
pay was alright but what convinced me was even my manager quit
cant make this shit up
I fucking love cats
They are so kewl :v
NOW STOP LOOKIN AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES
i have hired this cat to stare at you
@broken topaz
Just let me die 
thats an above average sausage
mm mm
I think it's rice in some sort of sauce?
Maybe a little too big, to be honest i think its excessive for most people
that can NOT be rice
yeah
maybe a noodle of some sort

Maybe its a sweet dish, like some sort of weird shredded apple dessert
mibbie
im sure i could eat it tho
It’d fit in your buns frog
Ya damn freaky goober
Bwahaha gottem
freakenstein
Ja I’m Frankfurter
Hot dog
Yea
finest german meal
Happiest experience in Germany
I feel bad for my brother, he just got out of the hospital after being in it for around a month
He couldn't eat solids while there... with how bad hospital food is i dont know if that was a blessing or a curse
That’s a shame that hospital food is so bad
All that money and they can’t afford good grub
Hospital care tends to he poorly funded
Unless yours dying
Anything that isn't emergency related doesnt get much funding or care
The food is supposed to just keep you alive
even prison food is better
Yeah, I'm an ameritard so if we didn't have endurance the bill would be even more of a wallet shredder 
Yea even german prison food is better
With how expensive it is i wish the food didn't suck
it wouldnt be that bad if like
Speaking of euro prisons, prisoners in norway have it good
insurance didnt try to middleman it
Retard mindset to think spending hospital budget on better food instead of better medical care makes sense.
Like their living arrangement is probably better than what your average new yorker has
Fair point though lol
Food should atleast be edible and boost / help with your healing
So it should contain everything your body needs
And in decent quality
Edible is not necessary to help your healing. It can have everything you need and not taste good
They aren’t mutually inclusive
well yeah but like
Sure but you ought to give it some care, since morale is a big contributer to health
good food is good for people who have long hospital stays
If you're miserable because of the food
Really depends but yes absolutely
Oftentimes here in the US it’s better than fucking public school lunches
I think if you’re in a hospital bed, being miserable over the food is a good distraction from the fact you’re in a hospital bed.
school food and prison food are like one step of difference
Also especially in the mental wards, for various mental illnesses, good food is even more important
Im gonna strap you to my dining table and waterboard you with instant mash potatos and see how YOU like it
I’d be too busy worrying about how I’m in the fucking hospital
FUCK instant mashed potatoes all my homies HATE instant mashed potatoes
Use real fucking potatoes or don’t make mashed potatoes
They're not even instant
You still gotta cook em for a few mins
False advertising
Period end of story
Powdery flavorless fkn mumble grumble
then whats the difference from regular potatoes
its got the skins mashed in
Took so much benadryl you went blind and got a wellness check from the hat man
The hatman and i are friends
Hatman is a real one
It lacks that depth of flavor, and it’s powdery and grainy as hell, and it just sucks compared to smooth pillowy mounds of buttery mashed potatoes
Amazing
We love snorbbler
I really wish i wasn't using discord on my phone right now so i could save that
My uni cafeteria makes decent food tbh
Fair prices
Not usually seasoned well, but you can add some salt and pepper yourself atleast
Back when I was in community college the lunches there were pretty good yeah
Definitely not worth the price but pretty good
I made the mistake of ordering the chicken tenders. Frozen junk 
My school flips a coin wether they will serve penne "Alfredo" that has a sauce base of elmers glue, or if they will serve scrumptious chicken tenders and waffles
I love chicken alfredo
When it’s done right of course
But good alfredo is very very hard to beat
Its so weird that they screwed over school lunches for the sake of health even though i can nearly guarantee its no better than a burger health wise
THANKS MS OBAMA YOU BITCH
Ive had lots of different healthy and unhealthy but still good meals at my uni
Pastas, burgers, falafel
I like it, I perfer a rosé sause, i like how light it is
I actually don’t think I’ve had rosé sauce
A selection of food i had at uni
Ooo looks like a classy restaraunt
What's the white soup on the side? Looks good
Not my pictures but they cycle through the same bunch of recipes alot
that looks so good
That ham and potatoes looks good
And simple pasta dishes for like 2.30
Man, honestly any sort of meat and potatoes and I’ll smash on it
Its honestly just a good in-between of red sauces and alfredo sauces in most ways, pairs very well with red wine 🤌
Personally my favorite is scalloped potatoes au gratin, with a seasoned medium rare steak
I once got a burger i thought was beef when I ordered
But it was actually vegan
:c
I missed that on the menu
And it sucked
I have mixed feelings with vegan food
If it’s good it’s good but if not, it’s just sad
Thats actually quite good, my school lunches have 50% less food and are significantly worse in quality but are 3 usd
I mean normal vegan food is good, but i dont like the imitation meat
The best vegan foods are recipes and meals that have been done for centuries, not the lab grown shit
There are many dishes out there that are vegan which I love
Particularly mixed vegetables
Of course, I like em with salted butter but, lima beans and carrots and green beans and peas and corn is great
Chickpeas, lentils, falafel, ect are 1000x better than vegan "meat"
So true bestie
That is funny though
They hate meat but want to eat it so bad they ape it at every turn
Lean into the veg, it’ll be great if they did.
Anyways, i need to go to sleep because i have testing tomorrow, gn brainfart
I mean i get it partially. The taste of meat is good, but i also dont like the idea of animal suffering and murder. But to me the taste of meat outweighs the suffering
Gn finland
Yeah I can agree with that
The meat industry is… barbaric. To say the least.
If it were up to me I’d be fine with paying more for meat if it meant the animals were treated better
That's what i do
I’m not naive I know the fact that it’s cheap is because of the immeasurable suffering
Im basically functionallly vegetarian most of the month
Rarely do I get myself meat, and i try to make it good quality butcher stuffbl atleast
Honestly it’s better that way anyway
Back in the day meat was a luxury, so it’s really not that unusual
I wonder what dog meat tastes like sometimes
Are the chinese onto something with that?

I imagine gamey
Ooh i like gamey
You're selling me on it
Well, I mean if you really think about it they’re just another animal
Yea, id have no qualms about eating one
We just prioritize their health because they have value to us as more than just food
If i somehow found a vendor
We dont have coyotes
Right right
Predators are dangerous game to hunt
Not because of the obvious, but because of parasites
You have to be pretty careful with predator meat preparation, those parasites can be highly dangerous
Honestly imo if it’s safe, sane, and legal, go ham. Find what you’re looking for. But do your due diligence
Prove it
I mean sexual predator ding dong
Nah
your in brain fart
I ask for consent
Im that kind of predator
💀
It’s over
Do onto others, as you'd have done onto you
Gonna cut your balls off with a rusty jagged blade mr man
Gonna cut your balls off with a rusty jagged blade mr woman
10 new whistleblowers have mysteriously disappeared today
mystery illness
They all said very clearly to the public “I’m going to expose them no matter what” and they all wrote the same note “I’m killing myself don’t come looking for me signed boeing whistleblower”
All of them fell off the face of the planet at the same time
Shot themselved in the back mid air after jumping from their window
Classic workplace accident
They all threw themselves out of a doorless boeing plane and shot themselves through the back of the head 6 times
alright gang can i kill the ulcerated tree spirit as a wretch wit no gear at level 1
Of course you can
he one shots me
All you have to do is believe
no
Look up a hitless fight
They do it you can too
It’s all about consistency
And not sucking hot ass
tree spirit hitless is fucking awful
But not impossible
just the worst boss
Extraordinarily difficult, hit yourself in the dick with a mallet while sitting in a bonfire painful, but not impossible
Exactly
Just learn every attack and combo and win
brug i do like 40 damage
How much health does tree spirit have
6147 health, so you have to hit it at least 154 times
If you do 40 damage every hit that is
So, again, not impossible
how much of a damage buff do i get with barbaric roar
prolly like 10%
7.5%
+5 scaling
well i got him to like 80% so that's a start
SEE
Not impossible
Just keep punching yourself in the dick and eventually it’ll go numb
i believe in you bro

pressure make diamond !!!
Not only that but you’ll get really good at the game by the time you beat it
This shit is how you improve
awesome sauce
hi tabi :D
how are you
high off painkillers after having a tooth pulled
awesome possum
catfish
fish cat
💀
sir yes sir
remember to wash behind ur ears
im gonna say the line
remember to scrub your balls
°-°
im gonna fuck that pfp

🫃
This mf wanna fuck a furry vrchat avatar lmao
Urrm..... what the skibidi???? skkibidi dop dop sopp yesa yessss
Kill yourself.
what the sigma
dop dop deeb deeb
I'm going to fucking neck myself-
im not addicted im just dedicated
ure not very skibidi sigma
addiction is for losers dedication is for winners
Pornography Dedication 
i think I wanna start being mean
Do it, it'd be funny
i dedicated my ass to quitting porn (it worked)
so true for this
you havent been?
why not dedicate ur brain to that
???
call him a kiwi
i lost that shit in the incident (joined brainfart)
he usin he ass
peeps say porn degrades women, but idk what the fuck women have to do with the shit i watch
😳

Istg, I will stalk your entire family
The restraining orders will not save you
aucklander
what is auckland
tomato town
@fervent lake
watch yer merth. tomato town is an aussie agricultural powerhouse
I'm not an aucklander
you probably live in tomato town
What he said
wtf is tomato town
Lol i love in 1920s chicago apparently
10 kills on the board rn just wiped out tomato town
No thanks bro, not into that
good video
he chewed it
he had to bite it first to check if its real like a gold coin
I love chewing meth.
rural aussie moment
do u eat it like chewing gum
u should mix chewing gum and meth
That would be funny
might as well be you dog
g'day caaaant
fucking chewing meth like it's dip
(dip is a form of a chewing tabacco)
put it on a nacho chip
oh
how about mix salsa with meth
before i found out it was chewing tobacco
i was like
what does all these southern americans want from dip
why do they just eat dip
I mightve been methed up by the démon under my bed last night
then i found out it was just chewing tobacco
I know what dip is lol
G'day mate
When you look in the fridge and there's no money to eat
wrong chat
@hot snow salut
how does this make you feel ivan
salutare frate
morti matii
I've never tried guinness or monster
so I wouldn't know if it sucks or not
but I do know that milk and pepsi apparently doesn't taste awful
People will say monster is bad for you
then go and smoke vapes/cigs and drink alcohol

Like , really?
I say monster is bad for you and drink chocolate milk
cause I'm a good big boy
I wish I didn't type that actually
Choccy milk is okay
but I've had smokers and alcohol drinkers tell me monster is bad for me
how hypocritical
that's a shockingly common thing
mhm
Not fucking Pilk...
I mean drinking alcohol isn't inherently bad
it's drinking too much of jt
alcohol is just as bad
that's bad
if not more
my parents told me energy drinks are bad
they smoke like fucking chimneys
Everything in moderation
my parents are fucking awesome brother
alcohol is literally poison
my father smokes at least 5 a day
my dad was a heavy smoker when I was born
Same with my parents
Like
then he gave up completely and stopped smoking
they tell me
based ass dad
"drink less energy drinks every day you drink one"
and I tell them "you smoke like 5 cigs a day do you know how bad they are for you"
and they reply "Buts not that many its not like I smoke an entire pack" @narrow lotus
its not only parents that do that tho
schitzo mindset
yep
My friend unironically made and drank that in VC, and he streamed it
in a lot of sports transgender athletes will often win cause male biology is usually...better
??? It's darts
that's funny
that's the only good use of horrible drink combinations
to suffer in front of your friends
He then proceeded to violently barf his organs out in a toilet
I mean yeah, but it's darts
he was probably ready to die to entertain the boys
Funny how that works
Surely biology can't help In darts that much
biology helps in anything
probably a lot
you will simply be better than someone at something if you have the genes for it and they dont
But it's darts
It's not like you're playing shockput
I mean the precision required to throw darts is also helped by biology
let em air out for a bit and they'll stiffen
I think it's pretty plausible that your eye to brain connection is helped by certain biological aspects
I guess that's what hand eye coordination is isn't it
I mean yeah, but idk if that's a gender thing or more of a person by person basis
I'm pretty sure men and women have pretty different advantages and disadvantages
I've never been a woman so I wouldn't know
but just from common knowledge
that's my assumption
women were the best at washing rocks in the stone age !!!
pretty sure womenfolk is smarter overall
I mean we're not in the stone age anymore
Fun prank: sell white phosphorus to your local junkies, tell them it's cocaine
smarter in what sense
trying to trick crackheads? 
why did i look at this chat 
however
better meat computer

Hello ppl
I mean like logical thinking versus mechanical thinking
or whatever you call it
no, just average IQ higher
I might have a slight deficit of PPsh's
eh maybe
I dont think it matters too much when it comes to sports
it don't
it's all just reactions and body coordination there really
hello person
but still, all that pearl clutching from athletes being banned is so insane if you think about it
like who actually gives a shit
its DARTS bro i dont think physical strength is that relevant here
definetly over reacting
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
it's when old white ladies are so upset they tightly hold onto their pearl necklaces
📚 pearl clutching
The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to [dismiss] someone as being [prudish], [uptight], or otherwise too conservative in their thinking
Couldn't find your search in the dictionary...
fugg
ham 
also think about it how cool it would be to be able to say you won against a transformer
you expect too much of our boy iedy
Fuck
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FUUUUCK!
just get valerian pills
whats stupid is I was prescribed the generic of Zyrtec for helping with anxiety
lol
5mg yayo helps with sleep and anxiety 
benadryl can cause memory loss, and may start early onset Alzheimers
im not going that far lul
@gaunt bone (miffymcmiffin) has been banned for reason: Porn. He posts Porn.
lmao why
bot
ah makes sense
b-b-but i wanted to see le porn…
I dont know why I find it so funny when people just decide to do shit like that
that has a channel where anyone who's posted in that channel instantly gets banned
for no reason
its raining here and is pretty cold ish
and i gotta go to work in 30 minutes
fuck
to weed out the discord message bots
man i cant wait to sleep
bag up some rain send it this way
I would get myself banned so fast
@narrow lotus Never remind Bulgarians of what turkey did back in the day
and never remind a Romanian what Ceausescu did
naturally such a thing would never function properly in this server
There are old fossils that still go and cry to Ceausescu's tomb on his birthday
every year
man imagine being this fucking sad
bulgaria is like 30 years old innit?
Classic

34c bruhhhhh
maplhite ult off a bridge
its 13c here
lol
it kinda is metro
there are people who definitely preferred communism
to those people I say
its not about nationalistic idelogogies or anything of that sort
it's a dry heat too
?
dummy
are you retarded?
so at least you can cool off in the shade

honestly i can understand their idea
they lived in communism 75% of their life and now the rest of their life looks weird i guess
education is truly illegal in America
places like the south states or florida you can't fucking cool off
yeah and old people definitely have lost their logical thinking
most of them anyway
any normal thunking person would understand communism is stupid
nuh uh
true
I say bulgaria is 5 years old
communism and government don't mix
I say bulgaria was formed when Ivan was formed
we went through a lot of ruling changes but the country itself was established in 681
so 2002
yes
thats when my mother pushed me out
has a culture
as*
fuck
discord is lagging again
Americans couldn't comprehend wtf 681 means
2004!!!!
America was still native peoples and mexico was still sacrificing people
🇷🇴
🇧🇬 RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE WILL STEAL EVERY EURO FROM THE UNION RAHHHHHHHH
meaning we got lucky
kinda yeah
yep
we would have had russian troops flank ukraine right now if we werent in NATO
I doubt nato would've cared much about us if the circumstances weren't right
meanwhile we were establishing countries and shit
it needs to return back to the roots
back to sacrificing children
world went to shit when we stopped sacrificing the mean little shits
God bless we're in nato
you could take it easy on the joke that the current state was formed in 1990 thus making it 34 years old 
that doesn't mean the country popped into existence in 1990 and before that it was just the black sea
bro what are the french DOIN
theres a difference between a country and the party that rules it
how can you be sure
I still like TF2.
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bruh, you must be fun to be around at parties 
they're on something else
in a stereotypical Plains Indian accent The blueeyed devil whiteman ruined everything. Scarred the land eagle scream (I am half native, I can make this joke. 🙂 )
all he does at parties is chug monster


shaven pussy
did you ever play prey?
I watched a playthrough of it
awhile ago
wait
2006 prey?

ah yeah they used Cherokee references.
bruh the way they hold the helmet
https://native-land.ca/ Cree is north us and canada btw
Native Land is a resource to learn more about Indigenous territories, languages, lands, and ways of life. We welcome you to our site.
while cherokee is like southeastern states to about texas
the map shows
consider die
haha funny because porn
when are these people going to start getting banned
so we don't have another 2022
mwadi existed
i wonder how hes doing
he's doing bad
@narrow lotus >go outside
tree cutting
someone grinding with the angle grinder
Ahhh yes
the sounds of the balkans
and will contunie being like that until he gets
actual
professional help
instead of ranting about it on the internet
with strangers who will just support him on anything because LGBTQ woho
greg, greg the shark
they won't get help
because western retards will keep saying everything they do is completely normal
I think he should kill himself 
trans people don't survive for long anyways
they brought this on themselves anyway

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