#🎪bruh-fart
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it feels like the ambience in a horror movie
Go to bed ffs
I should
Go fucking play france 7.7 or sumn idk
ted what are your thoughts on me taxing my town's citizens to prepare for a war on 1 (one) bandit camp
Hi Ted Hi llama Hi Kolerder
llama why is our federal government so cringe
They want to take away my work 79 series

BARELY
Good question gato, good question
It seems stella isn’t the only one to abandon their schizo medication
Memes that make no fucking sense >>>>
alo cat
Yes hi hello how's everyone
Im about to go out for my English exam how is everyone
@upper shore have you heard of arch enemy before
where the fuck do you live
its 5 am
and i live in inukraine
Squadtyom when he realizes timezones exist
Yeah
im going to see them in 10 days
pretty excited for it, first time i ever go to a metal concert
Aye, nice
Not into concerts myself, but most people I know are down for it. Happy regardless.
Definitely not lol
Also don't enjoy my time out and about, prefer to stay indoors
Is what it is 
i dont even blame you, this is the first time i do smth like this
im more or less the same
What's pushin' ya? Did a friend want to go, or did you just have a random burst of schizo energy to do it?
Sounds pretty epic ngl
i always wanted to go to my favorite bands because of sentimental value but i just wanna experience it, since my home doesnt have these things really
i barely even listen to arch enemy lmfao
but i thought fuck it, a concerts a concert
Hm, interesting. Neat how music can have connections to things without necessarily being about the music
i mean if anything i think music has the most influence on everything else
for me anyways
i think a lot of people have that
Music is sort of always there, too, no matter what
I've listened to music that other people were bumping from their cars before
And lots of sequences of noise can become music if you put your imagination to it
i dont think of it that deeply but as long as it expresses emotion its music
True. I think that's why people can enjoy artists from other countries easily
i fucking hate how ppl try to spell english words in cyrillic
it makes absolutely zero sense to a slavic person, i read it as "Soityaaaio"
A moon gus

The investment fallacy
Why give up now, we’ve put so much in already
Ғ̌ЦСК ӰФЦ 
hi
alo
hows it gamin buddy
they made fever dream into a movie
gamma every time it gets a new "balance" update
Bruh, still nothing?
im gonna fuck that pfp
I'm sure you will, mate.
Aloo
hell ye
@stone blade @heavy peak he didnt have a ticket
@mossy void you get to live
Olé
@solar coral you get to die
seen worse tbh
Fr
🫃
@narrow lotus
xinping took it
east 220 key
@narrow lotus eye exam done
time for the other
my left eye
is slughtly blurry
Prostate exam

doctor was late 20 mins
i legit went down
did the other exam
and then he arrived
piece of shit TUZ GURA MORTII MATII PULA MEA
classic doctors bro
grandma could be dying and dude is like ah sorry im late lol
God bless theres people waiting
I talked to them
actually had that rum
its ass
buts its ok with coke
barely
kraken did not live up to the hype for me
I return from my exam hello
@narrow lotus world if doktors arrived on time in the balkans
there's a lot of balkan things this template can be used for
yes
World if Šimonyte killed her self 
Lol just caught our security dude napping
let bro sleep its only his 67th nap of the day
Its just me and him stuck in the office. 5 fucking stories for 2 people
me fr
I laughed and told em not to worry. Not my problem
security often fall asleep either due to bullshit hours or nothing ever happening


we love the balkans
personally if I was forced to move to either america or the balkans I'd pick the balkans
I am
21 years
in this shit hole
everything is fine and dandy
but the doctors
laye always
Nice
SO become a doctor then
Doctor get shit money in public healthcare so they do bare minimum they have to and do private visits outside of it

should add this too
Real
also doctors having the easiest jobs in serbia in public healthcare and the president raising their pay every 3 months:
👏 Become 👏 a 👏 doctor 👏
literal nurse that bought her diploma gets paid more here than a police officer and the nurse doesn't even have to know how to administer a vaccine
gg
True....
Stfu


Translation pls
Iedy going to facultate?
@pastel quartz
it's sad but I'd take a brainfart doctor over a random romanian doctor
❤️
Natasha you said you were going to lose weight.......
Ivan you're so nice to me recently
No way, Lenochka
Bruh, I'm out here playing L4D2, threw a boomer vial at a witch. and the game REALLY didn't like that, cause I got smacked with a CTD 
Ivan’s always been cool
that sucks fuck this guy I dont wanna hang out with him anymore
idc what gender you are
You can be anything you want to be on the internet
im nice in general to whoever is nice
Shoo, woman we like men here 😎
we already have 1 @pastel quartz we don't need another
(but maybe we want another idk)
Wallah I'm a black lesbian alhamdulilah
@stone blade 
hippo on da sled
nice
when are you gonna come back to the #🚽сральня🚽 
Soon

I dropped a
because I can't communicate the moon rune language 

just use translator

:flag_ru: Russian (русский язык)
⬇️
cyka blyat
seems legit

p!weebsh pat @pastel quartz

message me your uncropped pfp thx 
i recognise the artist, gimme a second
he makes good helltaker stuff
holy fuck
Big news, i tried 2042 and ran it at 20- fps
god i hate sphinx cats
Hell
figures
Thats why i refunded it and waiting so i can get bf5
I hate sphinx cats except for that one
that one's obese
therefore cuter
eu laws required that all time travel expeditions are refundable
Dimensions too
that one I can do for free
EU consumer laws being based again
ripped back muscles almost recovered from the feels of it
only left side left with pain 
Whats right then
ripped as in jacked or ripped as in physically torn
Hopefully you are all right now
ripped as in I keep telling myself to stop lifting when drunk but then when I'm actually drunk all reason goes out the window

Europe hack
If you destroy the walls of a house but not the beams, you dont need to screw around with paperwork for the renovation
yeah but then you have a bunch of holes in your wall
What wall
wait you need paperwork for renovations?
Renovations?
you need tools?
Ofc
What
well not in europe maybe
I need tools man, im a part time carpenter
cause we have actual walls
Im like Johnny sins of balkan
in america you could totally just punch your wall appart
I'm a part time ghoul
I see that
this is also the first time in a long ass while that you haven't said good heavens as soon as you saw me
this is what character growth looks like
is that a how to basic video or something
is bro pouring baby powder in the toilet
visited a mate recently, his toilet was completely black 
Good heavens
(I told him to fucking get married)
acid shits
no he just doesn't clean the damn toilet

and that's aboutit
Or its a brown marble toilet
What kind of 1) toilets 2) shits do you guys have to stain your toilet that much?
That it’s permanently dirty
With time toilets tend to get long lasting stains
I wonder what a toilet would actually look like if you straight up poured hydrochloric acid in it
But there is a porcelain that is stain proof
Same one for like 15 years, same colour
Pour honey on it, it slides off
Is it the American McDonald diet?
Straight up uranium
Might as well have a fever for it
Yesterday someone threw an egg on my car
After watching the cam footage it was a crow who dropped it
that's worse than a person doing it
it might mean crow society's got beef with you
and you definitely don't want that
Oh hell nah
They will organise a murder i swer
you're gonna have to take out a metal umbrella on a moderately warm day
Guess I got that
alo
Uranium 🤤 radioactivity
Hello

AYYYYYYYY
bro those strawberries are huge
Reposted
I think I'd like pineapple pizza if romanian fruit didn't suck ass
I keep seeing people say that their fruits are sweet but every fruit they mention is sour as shit for me
how about pizza pineapple
well you'd have to figure out how to eat it without destroying everything first
both of you need Iisus Cristos din Nazaret
👍
i think you need pizza pineapple
it'd be awesome if you could just flash freeze a specific part of your body
Keep it as snack for later
I call this one the "Chilly Willy"
that is not a viable mating maneuver
the buss would not be able to exit the penana
If they need to aputate your limb, what are they doing with it after it
it warms up after u put it in
donate it to cults
what else
what if you got surgery to replace your dick with another man's leg
:flag_ro: Zalău, Romania
:clock12: 08 May 2024, 12:08 (12:08 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 96% humidity
🍃 ESE 108° | 1.23 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (55.13°F)
the literal third leg
:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania
:clock12: 08 May 2024, 12:09 (12:09 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 65% humidity
🍃 ENE 70° | 8.23 m/s wind
🌡️ 19.85°C (Feels like 18.85°C)
67.73°F (Feels like 65.93°F)
ploaie ploaie ne uda la coaie
:flag_ro: Iași, Romania
:clock12: 08 May 2024, 12:09 (12:09 PM)
🌍 +3.0 (Europe/Bucharest)
☀️ Day
☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 NNE 20° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 12.85°C)
56.93°F (Feels like 55.13°F)
the question is why you'd want that
more efficient nut kicking capabilities
I'm the coldest one rn
sometimes i hate Strigoi , then Ham takes his spot and so on
So far , the only romanians here are degenerates
and then I take hams spot
we only get worse
everyone here is a degenerate iedy
you are in brainfart
and also romanians in general are degenerates
being romanian is a slippery slope and a fast descent into insanity
true
this makes me sad I thought we passionately love each other 
i know one romanian that lives in sweden and has been since he was like 7
he's still fucked up
yup
growing up in the 1st world places disqualifies you as a real romanian 
I'm already a fake romanian cause I'm half hungarian
That's ok
Give sweden 10 years and it'll be Romania but colder
and guess what my brain is still fucked
is it possible to be half romanian and half hungarian
what brings us all together is that we're all retarded even if its different for all of us
yeah
if my mom is Hungarian and my dad is roman
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
ian
to be fair , we all know it
wtf going on in dungeon meshi
Romungrian
i need to read this
30% of the times they use the lights and the sirens it's to get ahead of people
they dont actually have a mission
I take great pleasure in stopping police cars when I cross the road at places without semafoare 
He needs to eat his sister
Its hilarious
average romanian
revenge for all those times they'd stop me to ask me for buletin after midnight
the guy Laios is a food enjoyer and his motto as an adventurer is to cook a meal off every enemy he runs across
He is "monster" enjoyer
Not food
Ah
The gigachad
oh so it's
eating and not UwU eating?
gonna bring up the uuhhgh
dungeon meshi... and read that shit
No
Its the other
Wait
Wrong website
Yes he actually and literally need to dine his sister
wtf
how many chapters dungeon meshi got@gleaming grove
98
Well
y tf my site say 97 then.. fuck
His sister got eaten
They revived her
She becomes weird
They kill her
They eat her
Then revive her
wtf
least weird eating fetish comic made in japan

still not as weird as dorohedoro
stop dying
I don't think I'll reread it though
you have to wild
dorohedoro is ancient
german elf
Here I thought Berserk was fucked
Japanese will always find a way to surpass shit
Berserk is very good on the combat side
berserk ain't fucked it's just 2 
Story is good too
Omfg, water is hot as hell, my fingers nearly melted
Everytging else not so much
The Drawing quality bro
Japs are hela weird tho
Overly sexualizing evrything
Damn i do love this long white haired guy, he must be a very cool guy, I am so excited to see whats next
(He doesnt know)
Shouldn't have stopped at 2 bombs
Itd be so funny that everyone speaks english
But only Marcille speaks German and the Eastern guy speaks Japanese
No way its the
and they all just magically understand each other
Yes
never is
My most favorite part of Dungeon Meishi is that the entire anime or manga
Is just Marcille suffering
Or is very done with life
Well there are more elves character
yes, i will
One is like very weird and edgy elf that teleport shit
Wat
the only good elf is goblin slayer
Hold up lemme get a picture
Wait he is an elf
I thought the man was human
yea he hooman
Stupid fucking elves bro
what manner of creature is that
but its good
nah berjerk is more fucked
My man
Man I once played witcher 3 with the russian dub
May I introduce you to Junji Ito
Geralt sounds so much better there
i know about him i dont wanna know more though
High quality hideo kojima thinking
Why everyone is surprised
pinchy
The devs are polish, not russians
I know that
pretty sure confusing poles and russians is a hangable offence in warsaw
There is still a Russian dub
It is
I did not stutter
Why russian and not polish then
Cause I dont understand polish
polish isnt real
"cheeki breeki my fellow blyatniks" will be your last words
Do you understand russian?
Yes

Luhmao
I AM NOT GOING TO SRALNYA
Ahahahahahahahaha
send him to сральня
@fading shuttle
you will be at home, with your people
same
I AM NO RUSSIAN
Hivemind
Oh you puta
I love how he only fears Detroit
thats what they all say

Alexander shush you are a Bulgarian
I shall summon the Lithuanians
KAS NORI KARŠTU ČEBURĖKŲ?
Take him to Rzeczpospolita Obojga Narodów
Remember - No Mr. Chaplain
send him to chelyabinsk
how dare u utter the black speech here
AŠ!!!
monolith execution video
Gausi eura ir džiaugsies
send him to czechklasedaglestan
i cant even call it eurogobble
do u mean checkosouvlakia
Už tokią kainą galiu tik duoti karšto alaus ir šaltų čeburėkų
Blet čigone tu
Ok I think we shall stop before we invoke the wrath of the gods
Kon gausiu už 0.50ct?
Bonka tauro alaus
Blet bet alaus
MAN ŠVYTURYS PATINKA BLET, TO VEMALU GERALO NENORIU BLAY ńvggt
Ashjsn
Kura

wassup my nvggt
This was the average baltic convo on a beach between a cheburek salesman and a tourist
Aš apsišvietes švyturio švies blet
Can confirm
But i can allways get everything for free
Cuz makarov= everything free 
gypsie magicks
bet you cant say molim
i said the g word and summoned Iedy

Whats up Nougat
talos save me
fuck
toffee
reminder , i am a birb
no ur a peanut
white chocolate
Nougat (US: NOO-gət, UK: NOO-gah; French: [nuɡa]; Persian: نوقا) is a family of confections made with sugar or honey, roasted nuts (almonds, walnuts, pistachios, hazelnuts, and macadamia nuts are common), whipped egg whites, and sometimes chopped candied fruit. The consistency of nougat is chewy, and it is used in a variety of candy bars and ...
iedy humgry for peanuts
And im a grenade 
Wat
is that fucking ted kazinsky
hi bro
Fr
Teddy
what a lol moment
this is real
испражняться время от времени
это совет?
призыв
Ha paepewehne bert b pot
👍🏻
community service
he learned moon runes and now he's really happy with himself
she is srat' vechno
🤙🏻
YOOOOOOOOOO

🤨
bro thinks hes hidden
I couldn't see it cause discord is dogshit and the image was blurry

how
эээээээээээээээээээээээээээээээээээээ
why is it not coloured tho
gooner final boss
magic 
обама бляяяяяяяяяяять
fastest win + shift + s in the west
I will never accept judgment from Iedy from now on
(pls dm me full version tho)
don't do it
Time to exile Russians again from brainfart? 
yes
don't feed drunk strigoi
let them cook a bit more
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yo bublya
yooyoyoy bublya
their food stnks already
ALO BUBLYA
🤙🏻 
I WANT IT
bye
alo
GIVE ME
I agree with the sentiment
@placid sail arent u russian
control yourself
I'm trying to find similar pictures
he is from Moscow so idk




Both are mentally Ill and likely zoophiles
just normal vanilla degeneracy
Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
likely?
isn't that like
their whole thing
Literally
I dont know furry lore
Very very thin line between being a degen and actually wanting to fuck animals
They cripwalk on it
there's no line
they just want people to think there is
you seem to know a lot about the subject
@pastel quartz I found the full
Also true

know your enemy
Good heavens
true
im clicking but nothing happen 😔
i could make a joke that'll definitly get me muted
Everyone could
How would you know anything happened if you’ve never seen a woman?
shiiiiiiiiit u rite
women are government drones
it's very unlikely to have never seen your own mother
Very likely I’ve seen yours
doubt it
that doesn't make you special 
she doesn't leave romania much
why are there so many romanians in this server
Aren't they reptiloids harvesting male dna?
WHAT IS THIS
I don’t leave her much
slander

cause it has a romanian mod
he's like a beacon for other tăntălăi
what did Iedy just yodel ALOOO from a fucking carpathian mountaintop and summon the wagon trains
exactly
@placid sail

Talking to mom be like:
Stfu

who tf is jcole
While drake is like
Keywords
Drake
drake i say uh meme
drake memes
goofy ah
sus
rapper drama 
who are any of these people
Addressing the allegations (no ghostwriters this time 😈 )
real
he looks like he moans when he takes a shit
Prolly does
I could not care less about x rapper shitting on drake alongside y rapper
OHHH HE'S THE PEDO RAPPER
bro why is this meme like 100 fps
well one of em
that's so fucking rare to see
Myshinka is angry today
what'd she do
Pedo rapper that has predators on his payroll
being herself

just described 90% of the entertainment industry tbh
Rapper disagreement: write diss tracks on each other
Black metal dissagreement:
https://open.spotify.com/track/2bv0yYsuYIOdJiFxXLjxB9?si=mpde9VcNSeyZ5zIiwM0h8w
makes sense
only quality content in busy industries
back in my day diss tracks were basically taking one of their songs and making a remix of it and hoping its better and loved by the fans
Which day is that
1786?
yes I'm sure your busy industries made this 5 year old meme
thy maidens in my telegrams
what do you mean back in your day?
you say that like it got stolen
more of a retail
fair
it's true i was the tuberculosis
my friend made a arthur morgan character in ghost recon breakpoint and it was really viable for some reason
what is we all raid blyatnik brainfart and start babbling in english see how they like it
and I'm not gonna grind for it like a loser just to get access to a channel I don't understand the speech of
he just chilling
feeling cute might kill gordon freeman later
HD combine soldier scares me for some reason
the pose is one thing
the fact that I can't count the pixels is scarier
is resting up after fulfilling his norm of beating up the population 
I never get called out for kekw-ing my own memes 
you using dialup or smthing
Same template can be used for 12 cpu cores
no I'm using discord mobile
Core 0 doing all the work
ANTICITIZEN ONE SPOTTED, OVERWATCH REQUIRE ORDERS
who checks reactions lol
I do
that looks clean
VITAL ALERT
AUTONOMOUS UNITS SUBSUED
MANDATORY COMPLIANCE
PROBE
EXPUNGE
tanananannanana
I fuckin love half life
same
I have to try really hard not to nerd out when someone confuses metro cops for soldiers
it happens quite often
I condemn
i stole it shamelessly from blyatnik brainfart 🚽
so like a regular girl

he tried to punch the turret
half life sexo
you're gonna get your ass kicked for this
half life remaster mod pretty much
new animations
models
all that good stuff

they actually become a threat now
greatly
ill make sure to moan to make it weirder
Am I high or low
Am I bipolar
Need another you
To shake it shake it
Ohh I love that face
perfect stranger
Cus I could use someone
To shake it shake it
But I know that I can’t get you out of my head
And I know I can’t numb you away
Yeah I know when I wake up with her instead
No there ain’t no one replacing you
No there ain’t no one replacing you
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
Uuhh
Healing my hearts confusion
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
But there ain’t no one replacing you
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
Uuhh
Losing all of my illusions
Uh-Uuhh
Looking for substitution
Cus there ain’t no one replacing you
Gotta losen up
My emotions
Just start it up
To shake it shake it
When I hear your name
I can’t be sober
I could use someone
To shake it shake it

👂🏻
don't know the song

I used to be confused at why Freeman knew how to handle guns despite being a lab rat but knowing what I know about americans now it finally makes sense
Marrys mod
It's the HEV i think
doesn't make so much sense when considering he uses various laser guns in hl1
but that's different 
the laser gun prificiency is due to being a scientist surely 
HUD is just for gameplay
of course
no , the HUD is from the HEV
felt something wet in my ear and there's a bit of blood dripping out 
WTF
In this house the HUD is from the HEV, end of discussion
the suit can monitor the health and ammo but there is no hud cause he got no helmet protecting his dome
too much hentai
i told you animal
Bruh we don't need to know every little detail jfc
THE WORMS
I think it's meant to be implied that he does
Too much? There should be more hentai
his model is helmetless cause it looks better I guess

I dunno
How is it the suit when gordon doesn't have headgear

He does have glasses, mb falko
OH MY GOD STALKER REFERENCE
HE IS GONNA THROW IT IN AN ANOMALY
they're just normal glasses
they're not HEV glasses
You dont see the usb port







