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Ig you could say i'm a pro haha
Moma.
Lil biby
how fortnite maps change
THAT GOD DAMN AC UNIT FLYING AT 200kph
keep it cool
Fun fact, water is actually very effective as radiation shielding
Itās not the water itself thatās radioactive, itās the particulates in the water
The game crashes right at that moment
water is an excellent shield for radiation
it's the particulates in your brain that prevent you from communicating with people
just a little difficult to filter out radioactive substrate
you should pull them out through your eye sockets
Iām communicating just fine so, incorrect
I mean, if you donāt like learning new things that says more about you
piss it out (like in stalker lmao)
George Washington gives moving speech at Yale 2023 graduation (standing ovation)
WHERE AM I
mega HD
half life 2 closed captions 
"thump thump thump" GET PREGNANT ALYX GET PREGNANT
1: Drink radioactive waste contaminated water
2: Drink vodka and smoke cigarettes to counteract radiation poisoning
3: Profit
just drink clean water tbh lmao
stop
That will also reduce rads 
Who needs complex filtration systems and distillation when you have vodka and cigarettes
what did he do
just drink coffee :d
console gamers gatekeeping games cause that's the only thing they can do to feel like they win
It's a steam forum post why are people covering names 
idk man
bro there is literally nothing in Falkreath š that's Nebraska of Skyrim
how you got opps?
Also secondary fun fact
Drinking vodka and smoking cigarettes most certainly does not counteract radiation, the vodka thing is Russian propaganda to raise morale, and the cigarettes thing is advertising
In fact, cigarettes and radiation combined is far worse for your body 
Oh Iām making money right as we speak 
discording at work
Are you a mod? No? Then no.
Leans
i have heard that vodka reduces free radicals in your body, but it's such a small amount that it won't help for any serious amount of radiation poisoning
As it turns out tobacco actively draws pollonium from the ground due to some chemical processes in the soil
sir free radical is a gun from borderlands 3 
I have also heard that itās an anti-oxidant yeah
in Bulgaria we call that a light breeze
But if youāre worried about free radicals, beet juice is huge
It's both
Iām healing the brain farts :>
you can be both stupid and learn
That sounds very much like alternative medicine
And stupid
Farting on the brain is bad for you 
I call bullshit
Lol







Devil's lettuce vs devil's food
Itās not alternative medicine. Itās nutrition.
Beet juice has anti-oxidant properties. The chemicals in the beet juice combine with free radicals and make them harmless so that those free radicals donāt combine with your body cells and become harmful
"the goal is to escape Poland"
every polish person can relate

Real
Anti-oxidants are confirmed to have health benefits. Itās not meant to be an alternative, itās meant to be in addition to regular medicine
Free radicals created by radiation will react inside cells pretty quickly, so I doubt it would help in that case

But other than that, interesting
it has to be wobbly
rollercoaster scaffolding has to have some gaps to compensate for the forces
@scenic sable
so it doesnt fall apart
I recall the bullshit call
You should go out and touch grass sometime
Damn
I know the phones digital image stabilization really took that out
Well, free radicals are atoms that have at least one unpaired valance electron.
These atoms are prone to binding to molecules in your body, which will change their properties.
A big one is oxygen. Every time you breathe, you have a chance of inhaling radical oxygen, and this oxygen will bind with your body molecules and make them change.
Radiation causes itās own host of issues, but breathing is the most common source of free radicals
ayo
my beloved nemesis
OnePlus Nord N200 it's a lower priced phone for one of the carriers here. TMobile(MetroPCS)
Of course my knowledge on the subject is very surface level, but what I do know for sure is incorporating anti-oxidants into your diet is pretty poggers actually :D
Fool, you have admitted surface level knowledge
Eh, I donāt know everything
Oh, no, my hand automatically reached for the sun 
Now I can discredit everything you said using my physics degree
too far

OnePlus Nord n200 is really old in terms of tech but surprising how well the color saturation and quality it picked up but it could just be the sun

I believe this subject falls under biochemistry but yeah 
It's the sun but its alright for photos
recommendations are based on previous purchases
I actually made a presentation on that subject in the past
As in radiation effects in cells
Better than the galaxy j2core I had previously
Ooo that sounds very interesting
i purchased nothing similar to those what you saw first
The camera is great and holds up still even my Motorola 600 dollar slop doesn't click photos that good
mmmmmhm
Don't remember a lot, it was years ago
I love learning things
The universe is an incredibly complex place with all sorts of topics to explore
People can call me a nerd but, eh, at least I actually have an interest in the world around me
Honestly nerd isnāt even that bad of a term, itās not even the term itself itās how itās used
I use it as a term of endearment but some use it to insult which is odd to me
is that Falco?
I usually use it when someone's showing off
L
Flexing those brain muscles is kind of unsightly yeah
I try not to show off, I just like sharing knowledge 
Especially when its pretty clear they are not actually specialists, just learned some trivia
Yeah, know-nothing-know-it-alls are cringe
Exchanged tires
āUhm actually youāre wrong and hereās why mr dumb stupidā
āNo I donāt have a degree why do you ask
ā
Here's a fun fact, professor: I don't care
(my brain simply lacks vital portions of function due to the lobotomy)
Cool physics or boring physics
Awesome train tracks

Light rail... Rails
HA
Not every day I see someone bring up negative nancy without him being around lol
I wish he was here I miss him 
Is he still around?
Heās very entertaining
There he is!
Hiii Negative Nancy 
Heās so angry itās like watching someone elseās child cause a scene
The parents are embarrassed as hell and all I can do is try not to laugh
I got to this guy so much that I dont even need to be here for him to be bothered
You were mentioned ryry, I havenāt thought about you at all today until just now
But still keep talking, your top tier trolling working so well
Seething and crying rn fr my guy
hes trying to flip it backwards. hes so mad he blocked me, yet reads all my msgs. constantly talks about me.
I win.
Simple as.
bro is coping so hard
Look at the soyjack point and laugh at him š«µ
I dont need to do anything, just type a couple words and he latches on
I have won itās over Iām playing chess youāre playing checkers
I know you read this.
Fnuy
based on what
Dw ryry my hatred for you is too special to allow me to block you
Based on deez nuts wooooah gottem
who is "you" I don't know this user
Yes he is
my brain is vodka fusion powered š
(it combines the atoms that make up vodka)
(and that generates energy IQ points for some reason)
Based on what I just saw Breezy has a flip switch inside his head, he can change on will between 'smart fella' and 'fart smella'
sussy baka or bussy saka
URAAAAANIUM FEVER HAS DONE AND GOT ME DOWN
Hehe yeah Iām either a pseudo-intellectual or a goober there is no in between
did you know 1g of uranium has 20 billion calories
so like you can eat 1g of uranium and be satiated for life?
ok this got me stumped, no way I can find a pun for that
66samus won
what kind of cd neighborhood you wondering in?
Uranium is used by inflation fetishists to inflate at will
is uranium more radioactive than your average artefact
In the pines in the pines where the sun don't ever shine.
depends, probably not
ā»ļø
I should block all the users that ever pinged me just to say kys 
@pastel quartz kys


Gn 
gn 
@pastel quartz
notice how the message I replied to isn't the one directly above it
is this what being a psycho looks like
hm no I also get 7h of sleep on average and I'm not a psycho
I got mine on 6am
nice
also I wake up every day at exactly the same hour without an alarm and no matter when I go to bed
Rel
the OCD brain

I put it on 9
mwah
call their parole officer 
I didn't need to see this video
Thank you
Fuck you, I cast sentient skin
I know, right?
What is this high profile anti-lung propaganda
ligma
Brooo I love Kurzgesagt
I love smoking cigarettes!!!!!!
Yaaaaay tar!!!!
i will eat it
Can included.
The lemonade is great
nota
Not a big fan of monster but man that lemonade flavor really hits the spot
Wha
D:
Suck on the smart water nipple
Guh
was a great Monster Hunter ad 

California and florida
DC
Washington
Dawg's food gotta need a passport before even entering his belly
eliminate the liquid state within the US
Long ahh face
is not a state (
)
They've wriggled out this time 
Georgia
damn
Illinois
yes pls 
DIE.
France
ain't illinois the part of the bread states?
Maryland, it'll isolate Delaware
Birmingham
What is a bread state
and it'll be funny
UK? Alabama USA? 
I just want Chicago gone
major food production
Realistically Iād eliminate Kentucky
No free PVP zones for you, USA
state that produces a lot of grain (lmao corn subsidy)
Birmingham. š

:c.
Yes
Chicago is a pvp enabled zone
no
Not in my world
we had the CHAZ event pvp zone briefly š¦
larpers
for political reasons this would have been very funny some years ago 
Wuh
pvp but they went after the admin
the fister
I hate Kentucky
actually nvm we couldve deleted kentucky to cuck the tobacco industry 
Tossup between New York or Illinois
Big Vape approves
I kinda get ny but why illinois
They're the same people 
Nothing good happens in Kentucky
Shitcago
chiraq
glassing texas?
also: where do you think the nicotine comes from? 
Chicago is the start of the slippery slope
If we blow up Illinois
oh, Virginia
None of this would have happened
bro is going to delete the cia headquarters 

WE GON COME AND BLOW CHICAGO UP (BANG BANG)
I think if we delete wyoming, 2 people wouldve died
š£ļø š„
not george 
Lol that was just such a hilarious thing to happen
Didnāt a kid get shot and killed
well, that happens everywhere
Its Seattle. That would've happened either way
An excuse a Chicago citizen would say
I live in metro ATL 
But yeah I think 3 people died and couldn't get aid due to the blockade
Isnāt Atlanta also crime ridden
I want to reiterate I do not live even close to the US
I have limited knowledge
Every city is crime ridden
It's okay...
I think Black cats are hella silly
More breaking news at 10
Blockade as in ambulance canāt go in without knowing itās safe
synthetic nicotine is a thing
Yeah, people wouldn't let ambulances or police in
Cause rioters wouldnāt let in police to guarantee ambulance safety
it's easier to extract p sure 
perhaps
if long island was suddenly gone the NA net would be gimped hard 

good
I love how the argument also says āCalifornia and Florida are not realā
Remove Nevada 
Can I just pick "east coast" ?
The joke being 
nuh uh vegas
Theres too many little states that don't do fuck all and I don't care about
Nebraska
Connecticut 
I forgot thatās a thing

Nebraska is huge
East West Virginia
I'm talking vermont
So is my disinterest in Nebraska
Like nobody knows where Vermont is on a map
north dakota?
I just know Bernie sanders is there
Mm yes a game thats fuckin annoying to mod
Doesnāt Joe Biden not know either?
I doubt it
Iirc he was in some city and said Vermont when he wasnāt
I did everything right and some of the mods i properly installed didnt even pop up

Joe Biden doesnt even know where he is 
Like cmon, lemme reenact bunker hill
Real
Wyoming being so perfectly rectangular 
Shit if I were a news crew I would try to ambush interview the president with a blank map of the USA and just ask to point out where Vermont was
Perfect test
It'd be peak
Heād call you a ādog faced pony soldierā
āListen, fatā
Listen fat has to be one of my favorite joe Biden moments ever
Donāt jump is also a classic
Stairs.
he might actually know due to his love for ice cream
Ben and Jerry's is from vermont
This one is a 10/10 but the version thatās cropped so you donāt see the helicopter
Is Vermont like have good ice cream or something?
no it's just where the chain started lmao
So it just looks like heās walking away onto grass for no reason
Mr. President, stop walking on the grass.
I do what I want man
Cmon man
we need one for stalker
gardener tackles the pres. secret service dogpiling on them both
is that good or bad?
Area 51 
There's already 2 diffferent ones for STALKER
definitely bad
area69 when
no way
SEND THOSE ILLEGAL ALIENS HOME 
your bed
what is this from even
when the guy from vault 69 escapes
Can someone list all 50 states and I can tell you which ones I completely forgot exist
this is part 4 of his project, i think he has maybe gone rat man from portal mode
Ai generated duty is based
2nd version
Objectively bad because English dub
Maybe it's like those clickbait videos where the cake is revealed to be cake 
The biggest escape from tarkov streamer hasnāt played since the fiasco and is playing league right now
what fiasco?
I don't know why he says it like that lol
"Lebron James, scream if you love STALKER~
"
maybe dont trust someone who plays league 
250 usd dlc before tax
When they said the discontinued early bird supporter dlc for 150 will have all future dlc for free
I mean, you could buy a licensd of those US department of defence wargame softwares for that 
and probably get a half-decent game
actually nevermind that stuff is in the 300+ range lmao
https://x.com/SerbiaBased/status/1787942020994019751
@inland jackal WE KEEP WINNING BROSKIS
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e nek je dosao
Did he visit any of the other ex-yugoslav states?
didn't know winnie pooh has a wife
fun fact his wife had an uncle who lived right down my street. Dude was probably a KMT soldier when they all retreated to Taiwan
*autistic
HIIIIIIIIII
:3
hows it going my rimming buddy
I got eaten alive while trying to do hard mission in helldivers alone while barely understanding the game
but it was fun
what level are you currently
6, I think
good thing it doesn't take too long to unlock all the stratagems
yeah the game is pretty generous
it's honestly great, aside from that whole sony digital molestation attempt
its in the past hopefully
good
I'm proper Merc now (M4A1 + ACOG + M203)
they're already training the shock troops of sonyboys to outpace the negative reviewbombing with positive reviews and ritual self-immolation while demanding to introduce psn into the game
Just get a sawed off with an acog

hi @glad carbon 
how are both of you doin
I remeber in Crysis you could put the sniper scope onto a shotgun
Over/Under Acog
Might've been the Warhead DLC

I love hostile architecture in suburban Australia
perth boy
Fuck no.
this is so nasty
lolololol
Christ. I'd rather you just call me a new zealander
adelaide lad
acock
angle grinder
mm water
@lone cedar https://youtu.be/YuCa18PKcqQ?si=Xz1uymOcOx9eFmV5
Sawed off goes over acog
seems safe to me!
Yeah. New South Fuckin Wales baby
Exactly
And just as suddenly as I appear, I disappear.
u should see new yorks hostile architecture its actually crazy like they had these heating vents that homeless people would sleep on during the winter and it literally bothered no one but they put these like metal slabs to make it extremely painful to sleep on
bye mutt
@placid sail once you are comfortable you should start doing the difficulty 7+ missions as you can get the purple samples from them aside from exp and stuff
Yep. Sounds about right
That's a new one.
weird lookin dog
hi kato
hi frog
TAIWAN ISNT A COUNTRY!
"Hello, I'm obsessed with bottles, and loves to have sex with animals"

ah
so the coolest toys need you to play the higher difficulties
š ±ļøolitics
well no, but the toys need higher difficulty missions to be upgraded
Donāt forget boone jump scaring you from shooting a random thing from 200 miles away
Deathclaw absolutely decimating you too
how are you
Zasto nismo ubili xi jinga danas
Niko se nije pojavio

im kota
Shehulk scene was peak marvel
Better than endgame
how are u
Di danas, tek je sinoc dosao coek
im good

Da neces kojim slucajem u zgradu da se zapuca u 9 sati po satu koji kasni jedanaestak minuta
Nisam mislio o tome
U poljanu jadnog seljaka da padne
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hello


woah

bro visited his friend
i fucking hate that DLC š
skill issue

i want to see you pregnant

ber
the poor bear's face is like "but can you all and your stupid dilemmas leave me in peace though"
I know some of you play rimworld
false
How the fuck do you force colonists to relight torches
Wall torches, specifically.
leave it be, the whole thing "man or bear" is created by men, to fish compliments but ended up being the opposite
I wouldnt want to be alone with a man I dont know in a forest stranded too
there is a toggle on a torch itself, if it's on, and there's enough wood, a pawn can do dumb labour and is set to basic tasks, then it should eventually refuel the torch/can be forced ro refuel it
american white women
I'm just amused by bear's face
both sides of a discussion have their point and yet both are retarded
not my biz
busy when american discourse
"but the man has a chance to rape me" or "not all men" call it
everybody was kung fu fighting
he doesnt know why hes being dragged there
notice how they only mention statistics in america?
@molten meteor here just tossed this together lmao
the stats are so low
implies that most of the SA cases are only in america, not in europe
do they? I'm on the outside looking in. A lot of it can boil down to being terminally online and agoraphobia/never leaving the city
womens main arguements are rape statistics/SA statistics
ok ok
but then
compare
and most of them just take place in america
american problems
i dont mean to be racist or anything
totally not a bigger country then
but there is a significant differnt in population in europe and america
tha chance of Artyom being under your bed, fully erect, is infinitely small
but not zero

yes check under the bed
rn
shhh, keep it low, your country is combusting itself
i hope france burns again
like that one museum
not one riot in a while, not likely
they should just send all rioters to moscow
let them enjot their free speech or something
atleast in france, when something got the citizens angry, something is done about it
and something is actually done in response to the riots
in america, different story bud
lost 2 world wars
I'm under your bed
as I said, france under napoleon was the only time the french actually fought back, instead of playing defense
come out you kinky bastard
good i heard a weird noise
so your just a shell of your past
find out what it was please
yes
ied placed

say goodbye to your porn stash loser
and riots are just a smaller scale version of the bigger revolution against the monarchies back then
all nations are minor in americas eyes
yeah you know a lot about blowing people huh
yes.
and america is the catholic priest
shhh, your country is destroying itself
We at least go out like rome and not like you
usa = kendrick and other nations = drake
@placid sail timoshka is almost lvl 14
I had a kefir bottle violently explode once
russian fallout
the only thing to kill the usa is the usa
pog
too much fermentation i guess
no, drake and kendrick are the usa
they're destroying each other
and kanye, and all the others are the other rappers that are doing sidequests are the rest of europe
this allegory is beyond my limited knowledge of rap wrestling lore
open twitter
usa political scandals out the ass
close twitter
TRUE
its a country about to destroy itself from the inside, let it be
just watch it burn
open twitter
xbox shat the bed again
close twitter
twoooo years biden
call me
Henry Kissinger

2 years?
you know, that video with a guy who looks like a potato

joe biden
wake up
i dont think i do lol
see, usagi gets it
that rapper named "21" I forgot his exact name is just enjoying his time in disneyland, and that other rapper, is just doing sidequests like being in a slap contest
jesus vhrist stella take your meds what is this
for what
you are under arrest for being a potato
I'm exhausted, my kids have been just staring at me for hours, no crying or anything, not even a laugh or a giggle
I'm starting to go mad
you're supposed to interact eith them you autist
creepy mfs
I feel like biden is usa govt equivalent of the dead relative you keep in the house to continue receiving their pension
are you sure you aren't naked
kid does nothing
mother most affected
they're just staring, not one noise
both of them
they're just chillin
and the silence is deafening
do you talk to them?
arent babies suppose to cry a lot
I mean say anything
they were JUST FUCKING BORN do you expect them to sing a fucking gangster's paradise for you or what?
I do, but I just get baby babble
well duh
are you having a staring contest with 2 babies
that's good ig. teach em to speak
I'm scared they'll do supernatural shit
both of them, quiet, and just staring at me
Iām going to show you what a trillion dollar debt looks like
brainfart residents are too autistic for outside world
if they speak at the same time I'm gonna call a priest
my baby isn't saying meme phrases whats wrong with it
they're really fucking creepy
no lmao they're twins
I feel like I'm in a horror movie
dawg why are you calling your own babies creepy
fine show them brainfart
look, imagine, two babies, staring at you, doing nothing, not making noises, just staring, for hours, you would lose your mind too
if you're too braindead and confused with the whole situation, at least tell the kids your stance about Napoleon, they won't understand shit yet, but st least they'll figure out their mother is not a weird silent figurine that clacks on a phone all the time
you try talking to them, they dont respond
do something, no response
THET EXIST LITERAL DAYS
maybe they don't fucking know what is happening
I'm scared for a reason
born in France
just gave up

reason being apparently expecting newborns to be fully responsive to external world days within climbing out of your vagina
which is a fucking stupid reason
anyone in your neighborhood got experience with babies. maybe try asking them
I live in an isolated location
miles out of the city
Let the wolves raise em
any relatives close by
hi dina
I live in a big house, miles outside paris (like napoleon), hard to do
Hello Frogge
how are you :3
those are the immigrants
Les sangliers Ć la place des loups alors
again I feel like its important to stress that its normal for babies to do nothing sometimes because they're, y'know, babies
theyre still processing being alive
well ur an amereican in france?
europe just needs to either put into labour camps or execute all criminal immigrants. like, fuck are you gonna do with them?
when did the lore change
the french government let them in
i thought you were a flordia women
Keep em for the votes 
farce
lived there for like 5 years, only for college
very wrong move
everything is farce
disasterous
busy
did you see they cancelled psn plans for helldivers?
you just may have been spared
yeah
still not back on sale on steam tho
donāt worry they will ban busy specifically
We only fly back about 7% of foreign criminals, we keep and feed the rest
fuck him in particular

remember, everyone deserves a slice of your pie, including horrible foreign criminals

Ćcoute, mĆŖme si je suis parisien, je ne pourrai jamais, jamais, vraiment vivre en ville, pour des raisons Ć©videntes
Il n'y à quasiment que des désavantages
They are speaking in Revolution
il y a une raison pour laquelle je prƩviens quiconque visite la France d'Ʃviter Paris
maybe if you had
strong borders
like poland
it would not be a issue
Les grandes métropoles en général, le phénomène n'est pas du tout limité à Paris, même si ça reste hors catégorie 
pretty sure its EU government requiring EU countries to take in a certain amount immigrants
eiffel tower baguette frog snails hon hon hon
quels inconvénients, un trajet en voiture jusqu'à la ville principale est exactement ce dont j'ai parfois besoin, et je ne fais que rarement des voyages dans la ville principale
*latoureiffel
ty
A tout le monde
A tout mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever speak
And they'll set me free
Nice reference
about the only french i know
other than "quoi" i say to the french canadians i game with
and yes, to answer your questions, I'll wont live in paris itself, maybe in the outskirts(I already do), I have family still living in the city
Outskirts are pretty bad, except if you got further out
yep, far out of paris
your kids got swapped out for gangstalkers
don't encourage her schizophrenia bro
Outskirts mentioned?
Dans le 77/78 y'a des villes correctes et Ƨa reste assez proche de la rĆ©gion Ćle-de-France
thats just paris
bro her kids are gonna be worse then her
Honestly i'd rather live in Prypiat
chimera packs > whatever the fuck is going on in paris
Believable but thatās Franceās problem
true
rather kill immigrants than chimeras
At least chimera packs give decent loot
Oui, j'habite plus loin de là , c'est sympa, mais ça devient parfois isolant, et c'est genre 10km avant d'arriver à Paris même
Ohhh Ƨa va c'est pas loin
generalization going hard in this channel
your anger would be better directed at the people facilitating that shit
you being angry at immigrants is exactly what they want
and exactly why they keep flooding them in
unisggas in paris
Guys, the joke is getting a bit old
can't wait to hear the classic 'just fix your country lol'
not from me lmao
this chat defs getting locked down as soon as a red comes in here 
en quelque sorte, mais je n'habite pas dans un quartier, une semi-grande maison en pƩriphƩrie
about time tbh
if thats the case, another riot would have started
Can we stop talking about this
I donāt like thinking about France
nobody does š
Or if we wonāt stop talking about this can we at least stop talking in a language that only you understand
A bit rude
only after napoleon's exile
It was fine for a minute as a joke
This is basically a mix of newbies-chat and support
Are the babies still staring
yes

I find it really unnerving that they arent making noise
Theyāre wondering why their mom is so autistic
maybe they are eepy
if they are they wouldnt be staring at me like those dolls in horror movies
they're communicating with the mothership
audio systems are temporarily offline
and they're twins as well, they look exactly the same, doing the exact same thing, just staring at me
uh oh
make faces at em
ffs babies all look the same
Milf when the kids wont stop staring
Stare back
cry back at them
Have you tried singing a lullaby
Or doing anything motherly for that matter
Milf can you at least a banger found footage before you inevitably die by hoorors beyond our comprehension
shit yourself at them while maintaining perfect eye contact
I fed them, bathed them, breastfed them
goo goo ga ga
is that not enough
Make them farm escort missions in jupiter
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Yeah well maybe their only worthwhile hobby is staring at their mother
thats crazyšš
I'm gonna try making them sleep
nošš
Put them down
But not for a nap 
the alcoholtism must've caught up
The only proper way to treat children
Milf is gonna take the kids to bed and find the cots already full 
look down and her arms are empty
stopšš
its so goddamn dark outside and it doesnt help that my own kids are acting creepy
Turn on the flashlight
But be mindful of the battery
You are going to need the charge to last till daylight
towards you
they just a week old

maybe I'm just paranoid
What does your family/relatives/friends think of you having kids at such an age?
2 at once, no less
they just keep staring at her and not saying anything
same as the babies
mixed reactions, mostly postive
what age is that
maybe I should wake up my husband
Its easier to wake someone up by doing a death scream
Wake him up and go to sleep
nah we stayin up together
I'm not the only one thats gonna get creeped out
its either really behaved babies or something else but its ominous
Is your house haunted
no
oh fuck dont get the romanians going again
ALO MY BOY
t to your knowledge
I'm probably just being hysterical, its 3 in the morning by now and I'm just losing my mind
Wake your husband up and get some sleep retard
Go eep
what if they cry
or shit they diapers
Then wake
shit their diapers that'll do it
Let your husband take care of it
but as you see
Babies shitting their diapers?
trench warfare with this just hits different
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"hey hubby im losing my fucking mind can you take over talking on discord about it for me"
Would be a positive experience for us as well
Maybe its just an allegory to how parenting isnt for everyone
(especially for the former mentally ill)
Wdym by that?
Hmmmm, corrupt soviet border officer that bashes people's windshields in for no reason and accepts bribes, or Lord that is slowly starting to tax his citizens to prepare for the war between another settlement
Maybe you need to get some fucking sleep
I used to be shizophrenic
Used to?
you mispelt professional help lmao
Somehow Iām right
I took my meds consistently
Elaborate pls
Well that too but sleep first
dont get her started lol
Yeah well now youāre freaking out over 2 babies looking at you so I dunno
Schizoprhenia meds are no joke some side effects will fuck you up
it seems like that so
Schizo meds
Side effects: make you schizo
So constipated that some medical journals documented people coughing up/inhaling shit and dying of sepsis
this is a prelude to a top 10 chills video on top discord infanticide moments
Uh huh and your brightest idea is to come to brainfart for help
This is a prelude to a found footage in a haunted house 10 years later
maybe they're just waiting for me to sleep, for them to sleep in turn
I just dont like the staring, and pair that with a dimly lit room(just one lamp is on), and its deafeningly silent
Wake your husband up so at least one of you is watching the babies
yeah, I guess
Also maybe put on a headphone and some music if the silence is weirding you out

