#🎪bruh-fart
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i gotta boot up steam anyway
New York 🚬
I'm getting 2nd hand existential dread every time americans start talking about prices in their country
But I don't live there, where I live it's somewhat affordable
Lowkey if i had any homes i wouldnt rent em
Too much risk
So many people treat rentals like shit
The great American Dream
Where I live it's closer to around 200K - 400K AUD for a unit
Only reason i know is that the house im living in was my dad's second home during the real estate crash
And my lord this home has been beat to shit
Only refurbished by me and my dad growing up
Only problem is that they're out in bumfuck nowhere
Around my area you can't get anything lower than 2500$-3000$ for a square meter
my family have a good enough relationship with the guy who's renting an apartment room from us. We only do a checkup on the property once in a blue moon and its usually enough
Renters like that are rare man
is around 800K (usd) good for a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom, 7 car garage with Solar?
The previous renters in my house were pretty shitty people
And there's a lot of sun where I am
Never paid on time and always had new cars
im not american
7 car garage 
not really a garage though
top end of AU
You can lowkey turn those garages into studios/ more rooms
Dude is pretty smart and is using the place as a cram school for a good while
Guys California dreamin may not seem as viable anymore
Retard aura
damn wtf why the stalcraft character selection screen go this hard @inland jackal
Vegas i dunno man its probably gonna get more popular
Since the Oakland As and Oakland raiders are moving there
New Yorkers live like Harry Potter under the stairs and call it "a good life"
10 billion to homeless people that wrnt missing
Probably all embezzled
Man at least in Pakistan they were like " yeah we are corrupt what are you gonna do about it "
Here its all behind clever wordplay
damn
Skill issue lol
Man if i could soend 16m on a home id make a Pakistani style compound
That shit would sell for so much to schizo southeners
Californians keep voting the same clowns into power and wonder why everything is going to shit
Real
And sad
it seems worth it. Solar, nice big house, nice view of the area and 10 minutes drive from town
Ofcourse I'm not gonna buy it. I'm just fantasizing. Also how is an unemployed child gonna afford a 1.25 million dollar home 5 hours away from where he lives atm?
old enough to be here
Man what blows dick is that everyone thinks i just blame shit on bay area failures just cause i hate the bay area when in reality its because im fucking ANGRY that they fucked us WITHOUT lube
Its the dream
That will never come true for me if i stay here
nuh uh (yeah I'm 16)
ngl some modern prefabs don't look too bad
So want this
it might be the way moving forward if you still want to own a house
all the shit i bid on got outbid 😭 nooo!!11! @inland jackal
But id get immediately raided by the local pd
i bid on like a quintillion artis and other resources
What was it
got nothing
im talking about stalcraft
In challenges you get 2k season points if you win
Wym
the main menu
Happns
where you select the profile you wanna play with
Looking for anything down south
europe 
Utah
I wouldnt wanna live anywhere where i cant break the law or carry a gun
Today i wanted to buy 10 crates for 300k and usually 1 is sold for 35k
Pakistan and America are the only places to live cause of thst
i bid on like 20 things
Man i fucking love corrupt
but to be fair it was all dirt cheap
Corruption
so makes sense how i never got anything
I eanna be able to get away with ANY crime if i slipped a 200$ bill into the hands of a cop
imma find use for these if i happen to get them
Holy moly
I wouldn't bet on florida tho, and too many cali refugees are moving to texas
i bid on everything cheap and if god wills it for me to get any of them then im happy
I dunno man ill just claim im from Pakistan itll probably be better than saying im from cali lol
you at bar?
Man what blows dick is the people who ruined Cali's rep
yea just chilling rn
Now all the people who loved this state gotta either also bail or stick eith shit
what game
oh stalcraftr
i didnt even k now there was a trading system there
Yeah im not looking to be a scumbag who means the opposite of what he says
its so tempting
Roof top voting is me only option...
there's a whole auction, i think you only get access to it after you get to the 2nd base though, im unsure
SO REAL
@final cedar
noooo not the opel
Okay unretarding for a second
The reason me react so absurdly at random shit is because there is little outlet for rage, for example if someone pisses you off you are expected to be calm and not do anything so it slowly builds up until you start lashing out at random objects and people you know and love
very true
oh hey, second episode of amazing digital circus is actually interesting, I thought the whole premise is gonna start to fizzle down soon
We don't care about your opinion
(great show from the first episode shut up fucking benzin)
rude
When the fuck did you turn russian
ew
hello
Accept my friend request on Steam 
But just cause everyone else is like a species based off a monkey
is frieza voiced by ltg
bro is gonna lose his hearing
I already did yesterday, but maybe I shouldn't have you fucking prick
French woman ew
Me and this bastard be like
daily
woman??
Thats a woman?
Ans the operation sangatrias
are they out yet
oh my god
yes
Idk could be a femboy
boypregnant
I know they're out but I will still ask regularly
Its 4 am and im on 3 hours if sleep
I knowFOR A FACT THO
Rhey are french
Due to rhe famas
thats kinda annoying
Busy's motto
just block the russian
my very irresponsible reaction to falco annoying me is to annoy someone else
What could this mean
the rifle is a french sniper rifle from the 50s, forgotten weapons did a review on that
I dont know the name though
"do you accept the annoyance, or double it and give it to the next person"
rate the shaggigilagig @inland jackal
hhgrttarfsxcg
whopping 17 br
FR-F2
or i can add this stone flower
Wait a second
@pastel quartz are you rhag woman who was like pregnant with a canadian or smth
if you got the slot, put it
@inland jackal compared to what i have in that slot
yes
its slightly more bullet resist over stamina
hmm
Dear god a parent is in brainfart
C*nadian🤮
This will end horriblly
Damage to the child is immeasurable
Real
its onlly 1.7% more bullet res
keep the jelly ham
I was about to say the mas 1944 but thats a different rifle
kk
The furries got him 😭
they aint cryin, thats good enough for me
im gonna be real i havent been using artifacts until now
literally have not touched them until now because i thought they'd get permanently attached in my backpack and i couldnt take them out without an expensive item or some shit
Mas is mag fed goo
Too
Lowkey the tism has too much of a hold on me for me to become a parent
A monopoly
it aint for everyone
I'm just glad my kids aint the crying kind
Lucky asf
Basically heloed my parents raise my youjger siblings
they just lay there and suck on my nipples, not cryin or anything
the behaved kind
He would take a metal bowl we had and scrape it on the tile floor
And caused me to go completely insane and i threw em away in a fit of rage
did ya'll rehabilitate him?
Hes still pretty retarded so i cant tell
Hello
how retarded
I dunno hes just dumb asf
massive dose of the tism
Man i fucking have a mixed thing about kids
One hand seems pretty cool
On the other its like nah im good
did your car get scratched by a driver thats shit at parallel parking or something?
No it’s just people kept saying to me it’s hard
a general skill issue then?
Peiple cant drive for shit
I fucking hate most people who drive
unless its in a highway blasing free bird on the radio🔥
They should crash and fucking loose their home or smth
American?
Literally have a asshole in a mercedes in my neighborhood whose a rich kid and almost crashes into every other car
Worse, Californian
Ah makes sense
oh I see
I’ve heard your driving test and it’s standards
you live in california
My city is like rated one of the worst in the nation
Are very low
its gotta be low to be even worse than paris bro
California love seems like a propoganda song now than it seems like it
Win
Ours is probably one of the strictest it’s acc annoying 
@pale ingot we have a name winner
Man if i had strict driving laws id just ignore em
to get you to move to california
no less
Strict driving laws are good lol
Unfortunately raised in the sunshine state
I'm sorry
One of the things that I’d say people get confused about here
being born in a state with most influencers living in it, is worse than being french
Too many cameras
Is at traffic lights
I wanna nuke sf and la
Fuck thr bay
Fuck the bay area everyone there is either a loser or a tweajer
The even worse off losers comento my city
thats completely understandqble
You mean not drive cause you will be waiting for somebody to move all the time
And makr homes cost 900KN
For 3 BEDROOMS
Fuck the bay im pissed now
Round house kick a person from the bay
It’s not that bad tbf
@quartz ridge do yous have to do this
So if your turning right you wait in the middle
😂😂😂
And wait for oncoming cars
dont worry bro, you do get one thing good from sf, alcatraz, a literal prison
Uh no
We literally just turn right
Even on reds
Bruh
Only good thing about cali
Tell that to the guy who recorded like 8 videos of him yelling at traffic 
We get filter lights so like
Some fucking libtards " reclaimed " it as indian land
@pale ingot i found stashes in limansk
They spray painted a shit ton of shit
Some lights have a dedicated right turn arrow where you have priority
But most you have to wait in the middle
Instead of preseving history
its an artificial island, how the fuck is it indian land
Fuck the bay and its inhabitants
That guy on the bike?
Cycling mick or whatever his name is
There was litterally no way to get there up until like the 1920s
Wayyyvafter the indians
damnnn
yeah, showing how bad traffic is in the uk
ngl I wouldnt want to live there too
are you alright bud
only did once visit it to get to ireland
Nope its sfill there
I went like last year
I dont give a single shit
About indian land
They fucking losf it
Boo hooo
did they decide that it would be history?
200+ years ago
why the fuck is it still there
Cause the state is filled with cucks thags ehy
He’s a knob
Literally no one in the uk likes him
Type of people who think the U.N works and that you can fix hood life by simply making education more accessible
As someone who grew up in the hood it makes it worse
for alot he just shows very basic mistskes from newer drivers lol
yeah thats a bad idea
Less emphasis on educafion since everyone can get to top unis and shit
So then everyone dropsnout and becomes a gang banger
Or does fent
Man the mroe i think about jt
The problems arent even city wide its state wide
who would willingly visit L.A though
I used to
To visit friends but now its all changed
how bad is it
Its a mix
Most areas are bad
Likr san fran the entire city smells likr shit
Like not bad
Like literal human shit
I'm familiar with this one
but the locals where you are, are more acceptable of foreigners
Guys what does this mean
@heavy peak @stone blade
parisians dislike anyone that doesnt speak fluent french
just even quebec french isnt acceptable,
Good think nobody cares about Parizer
No the guy in the car let me find it 1 sec
French is just a mid language to learn because its confusing
it just reminds you of new york
@tulip ravine this guy 
https://youtu.be/V3Vgptnstyc?si=WJRJMGlMgR4_Rgvg
yeah dont attempt that when you're in paris
I know id get jumped lol
or if you are, visit any other place anywhere in france
French be like
answer too vague, you're getting phonked https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gd1f7E_FQqA
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made with Source 2
FREE FOOD
@stone blade
Fact checkers will say this is @pastel quartz
im gonna be honest, russian badger is cringe
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I won't really argue with that
Hes fallen off
dont forget that alcoholism is standard, guests are required to bring something to offer in events(most common thing guests bring is wine)
and a glass of wine is standard in every meal
Post the original already
Oh shit, sorry

The fucking sword 
@inland jackal check the money spread
Sword that sends little swords flying out the end at high speeds
@stone blade @pastel quartz
There is a begging granny near the local store
No it's not
It's 1:22
no sleep
For me jtd 4 ams
Man yiu know what i mean 😭
Fallout npc
I have a windoe next to my bed
ID KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY JOB WAS GLOVO
Going to bed at 1:24 pm 💀
And? I need my beauty nap
THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOWN
Okay mow im off to bed after adding that to my playlist
if some random started injuranduma like this m-as caca pe mn laughing 
Real
DOOH DOO DOOH!!
Hes mowing his bedsheets
Gooning
True
Omg you assholes sotp making me stay up
bitch go the fuck to sleep
forgot my online bank password
I had to call customer support
HOW THE TURN TABLES
imagine
calling customer support as a customer support worker
How did you forget
we lost
What's s*x
Alarm set for 3 hours 30 min
what the fuck 
Awaken

The bulk gonna be crazy...
this is how chimera is made

He got a point

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would you look at that
Everything in my way turns into a sidewalk
Sony actually caved
I turn my car keys and suddenly I possess a infinity gauntlet
Fr
NO
They obv just WANT THE FUCKING MONEY
AINT NO MORE MONEY TO GET IF NO ONE BUY THE GAME
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Ion wanna be brainfart rejected again
antique coins
Gold bars
Based
alo creature
Wdym creature???
What are you then
Demolition twink
ok fine , I Will call you dumbass
Erm.. what the sigma?
Comically large body with a comically small peenor
Human
I kept saying that at my military ball and our CSM gave us a side eye cause I made my other friend keep laughing during awards
Great time

no
Yes
Im you
He got so angy he turned into a dogs head and then into a minivan
Shi crazy
anyway downloading fallout 4 mods waiting to get a storage upgrade so i can actually download the game
ok
me and your mom in the sex mobile
pensive6045, your new nickname is Maxwell
wack
i take it back
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Sheeba
New monster flavour?
man i love the brand new radioactive waste flavour they made
gonna have to steal one from the servo near my school to see what it tastes like
Hello chat
I wonder what it tastes like
Will try soon
Just booked football tickets let’s goooo
the juice that makes you.....
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mans got that jojo zoompunch wtf
why his arm so long
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@inland jackal
kurwa
Aha
cool
we all knew
damn
The brainfart gambit
my parents af
Boobsy
booba flavor
bruh
free premium subscription to brainfart
def worth it
no
YOU BLEW UP HIS BALLS
WHAT THE FUCK
yes
unfortunate
@narrow lotus @stone blade
So what does it taste like?
One will die after 300k
the other one will run better after 300k
I dont even think there is a lambo in this world that has 300k
nop
if you can would you take the superpower of not physically needing to sleep
no
why not you can pull an all nighter and not be ill
Underwhelming
you will have to eat more tho
A hint of apple juice
like 4-5 times a day i guess
sleeping is such a fundamental part of human condition, that it would be weird living without it even if it had no dangers at all
I dunno man
pog
super powers
no there are dangers, but your body just doesnt need to sleep, you dont get tired from being awake
lol
you can still passout if u get bonked or like excercise
then it's fucked up man
@inland jackal @stone blade @lone cedar tomorrow
we know what is off now 
bruh
oh but like psychosis from not sleeping that will happen
just sleep forever
you need sleep to memorize shit in long term memory, reduce mental strain, repair muscles effectively, tune the brain back into supercritical condition for it to work well etc
Damn who woulda thought
I can give it that its the least toxic and artificial tasting monster ive had
all of that excempt except anypart regarding brain
sleep is good escapism
sad? Sleep!
every animal has some sort of sleep
idk, I just like sleeping
even plants sleep
About to shit yourself? Sleep

stae sutra
even fucking bacteria has kinda-sleep
about to get robbed ? sleep
Dangerous gamble
Litteraly me lmao
to not sleep at all is to either have pretty extensive modifications to your body or to eventually face some problems
don't tell me
great greed design
Welcome. Welcome to City 17
okay okay what about your body not getting tired from staying awake
tbh I'm talking more mentally I literally would hate not being able to sleep, it's a mental and physical reset
its safer here

No because I can't sleep without utterly exerting myself 
i always liked that speech
Get fucked
how about deeze
both are equally bad
yeah but you do other things to feel sleepy like eating
outside city or city
Its always crazy to me how Any half life game turned out to be good
equal chance of dying
why is that one building covered up? 
considering how they had to rework all of them from scratch
atleast once
during dev time

weed garden
tbh I do push my sleep limits so I don't see a monkey paw in that, just a plus overall
starcraft had to be remade from scratch 
Half life 1 was basically done
Xi jing ping arrives
We kill him
don't matter to me cause I never get tired
Time for a new skyirm run 
yeah yeah but like if you want to sleep you have to do these specific things, you cant just sleep anymore.
and like you wont have a sleep clock
infinite cycle
Even Half Life Alyx was reportedly a huge mess, mere months before release
And they had to bring new guys
to cut a bunch of shit
jerry rig a story into it
And it still turned out pretty good
im going through half life 2 again but with mmod
if you want to sleep idk u have to drink milk do stretches until your physically tired enought to sleep
I recently ran through HL2 in VR its great
Will also do episode one and two at some point
Sounds good imo
how about you do some CRACK huh how aboujt that
what makes u think cori doesn't do crack already
Crack is a black man's drug. I do heroin and meth
These dilemmas are exerting me frank
like you cant starve to death anymore
and you dont feel hunger
but you can eat
you cant crave
like, twilight vampire eating or... 
WEEEEEEEEE
im gonna force feed you crack
My cape has physics
i guess but no blood shit
do I even need nutrition? do I get fat?! 
frank is trying to recruit people to be brain jars in silicon valley who put likes on facebook posts for mentats
nutrition is like a buff now i guess and u can still get fat
if you dont eat anything you just maintain what you ahve
horrid existence
what if you were connected to the whole internet but every brainfart post is tts'd in your skull
that would be cool I think
why did the bot skull emoji me
you are getting regarded bulgarian screaming dracula flow quotes in your head daily
anytime u say skull that happens
I'm gonna kill him with hammers
would you take that special ability
smash this guys limbs with a hammer
not getting hungry and all the other stuff
it's 4am and I suddenly start hearing an emotional rant about life
in my sleep
also does that include gifs and other media content
if yes, then your ass is getting vtuber gifs from alex daily, too
horrible existence
make it funny and you get flashbanged everytime with a gif
and you just hear tinnitus every time
and flop whining about how brainfart is horrible, while being in brainfart, also daily
imagine hearing that actually fuck
its still a true
thats it still bad
release me from this mortal shell
I just have nothing better to do

give me your save I'll carry your mantel
I'll make hammers for every colonist and the rest is history
i am going to play age of empires 3 with friends, pls no stream until im done
I like playing rim myself, I just don't want to be assaulted by pings every fucking day
friends?
i have some of those
and dw I'm working and then it's therapy later, so if I'm streaming anything, it's late evening
tbh its a curse you cant release, the children yearn for rimworld
my condolences for the poor people
based
Who wins? A BOS member with T-45 Power Armor or a Stalker with Nosorog, Gauss Rifle and Artifacts?
go to trai station
it smells like piss and shit
Stalker
Depends on if it’s the earlier fallout or Bethesda fallout
If bethesda then stalker wins
Maybe Fallout 3
But not by ingame stats, we're doing this by lore
new phone, who this
@placid sail who up rimming their world
I could take on your colony
But if anything goes wrong
I blame it on you
I'm not giving any of you inbreds my fucking colony
whats the worst that can happen
Artyom could happen
come on busy, give me the colony, im trust worthy, no?
no
why not
Even in the fallout tv show that brotherhood knight got his ass handed to him by a yao guai so stalker still wins
Yeah true. But what about if they were in X-01 armor? Would that be big enough of an upgrade to go against the stalker?
He would still probably be 1 tapped by the gauss rifle
I doubt the situation would change much unless the knight is able to close in on the stalker without getting shot
Here's to hoping their next RPG isnt gonna suck ass
holy shit
this guy's penis is so small he need taiwanese cpu manufacturers to wank it
bruh
The hummer matriarch
average american pickup be like
nah dog
What an insult
you just know even without looking at the road sign that it's arabs
I'm using that from now on
they are the true kings of overcompensating
Half life episode 1 last chapter vibes
vital signs are dropping
@stone blade i found something and its fuckin dope af https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uepBi6p904o
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Morphene administered
gordon just going through all the games high as fuck
poor train got gettoed
semens
Its eastern art
i fucking hate zoımboid
omg i see a swastika
ban him
Where
there
it's in delight's room, not on a photo
@narrow lotus its under there

game
@narrow lotus the real TANK arrived
autism be damned
thats not a tanks, thats the aurora from metro exodus
@magic tartan
is this your new interest now?
wdym
JERMA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT 
this is a "ooo, up in smoke" moment
holy shit cloak physics??

p!weebsh lewd

you lost
Imagine trying to steal an ATM with a fucking station wagon
About the same amount of torque as a rascal
oh okay
anxiety be like that
literally
one hand in a pocket at all times
@placid sail great news
i found out i have 1 more day off , so i start work on wednesday instead
let us rejoice
p!weebsh lewd @narrow lotus
with a beer
pog more holiday
nice
rare life W
this will have grave consequences later i m sure
for any life W , i have to get 5 Ls
Tboat = The bro of all time 🗣️ 🔥
Tmoat = The man of all time
Tmoat = The moat of all time
take your pills charon
medieval sesbian lex

No
take them
what does this mean
no
bad
later
The period is a woman problem from which we men suffer the most at the end
i think i made something
the fk u did
Yes
Gyatt
I dislocated my jaw
Idot
I did
i love the slide mechanic in games
Your Romanian

You're *
yooo kys
want to play far cry 5 coop
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no
Demolition twink
full access twink when
Car
car
whats his name
Fatty
I think it's Potato https://www.instagram.com/therealcatato/?hl=en
Hot
living in defiance of nature and god

@weak jackal
real
horseshoe theory
you should
i think this is my 9th or 10th day not jorking it
I did not expect Sammy to show up so quickly
not at the stripped club
i feel so heavenly
NOT jorking your penits
virtual machines are supposed to be taught at 9
Spawns into existence when mentioned like a demon
THIS BLUNT GOT A FAMILY SOMEWHERE THAT'S WORRIED
🗣️ 🦇
Never
yes
fire part is that porn or arousing shit does not pose any threat to my not gooning streak
like
porn dont affect me
im gaming.
no, french does
i swer you are like road to rostok, been 2 years and more and still demo
french? yes
ever been to paris? all i've heard about it is that it sucks and smells of piss
any confirmers
emphasis on smells of piss
HAH
point and laugh
hold this cock
i do
what gpu
ah i see
Time to turn some settings down


