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fluid heron
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Red and blue states

ruby minnow
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yes

fluid heron
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Make more states

ruby minnow
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but wait

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wasn't taking this part

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before the civil war

fluid heron
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Yes

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The reason we have states is because each state acts like a smaller government with less power

ruby minnow
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no not that

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i'm not talking about that

fluid heron
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Because back then when it was a British colony that's how they managed

ruby minnow
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you got the whole thing wrong

fluid heron
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You could just Google why it's called washington

ruby minnow
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i mean its kinda weird to me

fluid heron
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Georgia named after king george

ruby minnow
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that you have a city and a state named washington

pastel quartz
fluid heron
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oh that

pastel quartz
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after george washington?

fluid heron
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it's literally just because it's the capital

ruby minnow
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i know he's the guy who lead the revolution

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but the state and the city confused me a lot

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while i was looking at the states and where washington dc was

pastel quartz
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the idk th at this point president of the united states

fluid heron
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There was

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if its after independence

ruby minnow
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yeah it was washington

fluid heron
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Before no it's representatives from Britain

ruby minnow
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i kinda love america

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and hate it

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like i hate california

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%90 of america does

fluid heron
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Idk y'all might see another civil war soon

ruby minnow
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but love montana

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love those woods

fluid heron
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tax rates getting too high and people are not happy

toxic sundial
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Hello

fluid heron
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Especially cuz our fucking dumbass president keeps giving billions of dollars to a country 90 percent of us couldn't point to at a map

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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but

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another trillion to israel

fluid heron
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It's ukraine and Israel it's fucking insane

ruby minnow
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retirement age

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was raised from 60

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to 65

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there was a big riot

fluid heron
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its what we should be doing but everyone is split 5050

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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yeah

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here at Turkey

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if you riot

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you get arrested

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you do a peaceful protest

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you get arrested

pastel quartz
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you seriously just cant let your government do that

ruby minnow
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i'm leaving

fluid heron
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People riot in the US but it's not like an actual riot it's just dismantling citizen owned businesses

ruby minnow
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so none of my problem

fluid heron
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For no fucking reason

ruby minnow
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if people wants to be done like this not my problem

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i'm leaving

pastel quartz
fluid heron
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Idk if shit starts getting bad I'll just illegally go to another country

ruby minnow
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and profit

fluid heron
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I feel bad for the people that talk about the American dream

ruby minnow
pastel quartz
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how long till another civil war

pastel quartz
fluid heron
ruby minnow
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if i ever go live in america

fluid heron
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Maybe sooner

ruby minnow
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i will do it as a billionaire

fluid heron
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Don't the tax rate is horrendous

ruby minnow
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that's the thing

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i will just do tax fraud

fluid heron
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Unless you just dodge them

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you can legally dodge taxes

ruby minnow
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tax time

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how much

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secret

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is that actually how the system is?

fluid heron
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yes

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The rich exploit it

pastel quartz
fluid heron
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So if you were to say donate to an organization you could get reduced taxes

ruby minnow
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the world is failing

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you should move to middle east

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and hunt militants at night

fluid heron
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You should take up arms and go live in the woods

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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says the place is fucked

pastel quartz
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who would move to france willingly

fluid heron
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Edibles just hit time to go non responsive

ruby minnow
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i mean middle east is right there

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
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if world gets fucked up

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i'm going there with guns

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nobody will care if people die anyway

fluid heron
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Think I would rather castrate myself than move to the middle east

ruby minnow
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i already live in middle east

ruby minnow
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so no problem

final cedar
ruby minnow
fluid heron
final cedar
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y'all jaded af

ruby minnow
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you pass the canadian US border

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they will just yell at you and say to go back

fluid heron
ruby minnow
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you pass the border here

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you will be shot on sight

pastel quartz
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not even countries can get along with each other no more

final cedar
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you can look at things from a warmonger side or choose to see things in a way that lets you strive towards a better future shrug

ruby minnow
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middle east was made by europeans

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to be a war filled place

pastel quartz
ruby minnow
fluid heron
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Fucking blue helmets

ruby minnow
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UNinvolved in peace

pastel quartz
fluid heron
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Very much involved in rampart corruption

ruby minnow
final cedar
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UN is lowkey based, talking with some full time blue helmets is worth it

ruby minnow
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but no UN forces in Syria or Iraq

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that's for sure

fluid heron
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Bro recent events is making me realize how bad our president fucked up

final cedar
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the entire admin is staffed with doomsday cult members, what do you think a president would be able to do there?

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yes, I'm fully convinced republicans are out to kill as many people as possible kekw

ruby minnow
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nah

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all of the US government

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are alien replacements

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Brandon will get replaced too

pastel quartz
final cedar
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let's be real if aliens were to reach us they'd turn earth into a intergalactic reality show

ruby minnow
pastel quartz
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yeah, humanity is so fucked

final cedar
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you yean yet?

pastel quartz
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ita just starting small though

final cedar
pastel quartz
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pretty sure in a few years time, shit will hit the fan

pastel quartz
final cedar
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single mother arc continues

ruby minnow
final cedar
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speaking of, new berserk chapter is chefskiss

pastel quartz
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yet

final cedar
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when you marry

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still don't see a ring on that finger catsus

pastel quartz
final cedar
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when?

pastel quartz
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last last last month

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I seem to have already forgot but yeah

pastel quartz
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secluded place out in the outskirts of paris

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I'm already good

glad carbon
olive aurora
pastel quartz
broken topaz
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MOM GET THE CAMERA

crimson flame
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360 noscope

glad carbon
olive aurora
solar coral
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!984

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!1984

split canyonBOT
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glad carbon
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kobold more like

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ko timid

final cedar
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So @winged phoenix

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god damn

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you're telling me his label paid 10k to some chinese like farm? Can't be

glad carbon
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metro have you watched Fringe

final cedar
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the tv show?

glad carbon
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yeah

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I thought like

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it'd be kinda like xfiles

final cedar
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Is that the one they reference xfiles in?

glad carbon
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then it got really weird really fast

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yes

final cedar
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wait

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is there this actor from dawsons creek?

glad carbon
final cedar
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why do I recall dawsons creek

glad carbon
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ye

final cedar
glad carbon
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im tryna find more xfiles shows

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i liked first 2 season of fringe

final cedar
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I've yet to watch the new xfiles seasons

glad carbon
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and house kinda scratched that itch too by having a bunch of cool medical cases he solves

glad carbon
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they're not as good as the classics but its fine

final cedar
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I lost the files somewhere in the storage cluster kekw

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the xfiles files

glad carbon
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x files

final cedar
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fr I can't find them kekl

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gonna watch fringe now

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still have to finish house before that

glad carbon
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its a little slow the first couple episodes

final cedar
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I like slow PepeHappy

glad carbon
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you are slow

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jk jk

final cedar
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I'm trying ok

glad carbon
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im sorry kekcry

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when ur hand heals from gooning too hard we gotta MPT

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its real fun

final cedar
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I'll try setting it up meanwhile

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the other day I had issues with the tarkov version

ruby minnow
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this mod is great

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it reminds me how i have a fucked sleep shchedule

glad carbon
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what mod

ruby minnow
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clock widget

glad carbon
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clock midget

ruby minnow
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real

final cedar
glad carbon
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that show is pretty good

glad carbon
green schooner
naive bison
green schooner
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Fuck this week

mossy void
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The best post in this channel

mossy void
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Peak meme, none better than this you can’t top it I’m sorry thems the rules

mossy void
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Fuck I-
Wow I stand corrected

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I am humbled, and deeply apologetic for my arrogance stalkersad

clear vapor
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Send more we can do this together

mossy void
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Nah I can’t I’ve been up too late I need to pass out

naive bison
clear vapor
pastel quartz
fallow trellis
gleaming grove
crimson flame
# green schooner

one day, my most stable pawn who used to hold the shotgun beanbag forgor where the shotgun is
he decieded to pacify the berserked pawn with bare hands
he punched his head clean in one shot

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i love rimworld

green schooner
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based

naive bison
deep topaz
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@solar obsidian you are being eaten as an onions

final cedar
upper shore
fallow trellis
toxic sundial
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Fell asleep watching YouTube got woken up by an Arby's ad yelling "RANCH" extremely loud

ruby minnow
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idk why

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but i always wake up to

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fallout new vegas facts by tk mantis

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3 hours

modest oriole
ruby minnow
modest oriole
clear vapor
eager igloo
stone blade
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NEW DAY
NEW OPPORTUNITY TO BE RACIST

eager igloo
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Im gonna swing between two moods today

  1. Im going to cause problems on purpose
  2. Im killing myself
stone blade
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Happy national day of the Bulgarian army

river zealot
eager igloo
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I was wondering what wars did independent bulgaria fight, turns out a lot

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Gained independence, immidiately chose violence against serbs

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Average balkan behaviour

stone blade
ruby minnow
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and none of this was filmed in the next gen update

stone blade
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ak sttaight from tarkov

ruby minnow
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oh wait it says 2022

ruby minnow
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the animations are different

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but the model looks like the trash tarkov model

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from tullak

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nah we don't got that in fo4

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no there is no 416 variant that is 50 gb

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there is one named Noveske RRC tho

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its like

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20 gbs

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but

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doesn't work

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it is that one

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you're talking about this

ruby minnow
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or a patreon mod maybe

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because there is no AK mod on nexus with those animations

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i haven't heard anybody do reanimations

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only updates to the made animations

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or a tactical lever action

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are you talking about fxo1

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because he has ported his work to fallout new vegas

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like famas and mp5

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ah hitman

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i love his animations for fnv

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i just realised

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i have more hours in fo4

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then fnv

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what keeps me to fallout 4

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is the stability with the mods

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and screenshotting

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or else thing thing sucks

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i grew up with nothing bro

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didn't had a proper pc until 2022 or 2021

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or it might have been end of 2021

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bro

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how does people have like

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500 mod

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800 mod load orders

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i got 311 and i cannot find any more mods to download

crimson flame
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just follow modpacks

ruby minnow
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nahhh

crimson flame
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gamma is literally a modpack

ruby minnow
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also funny multiplayer mod

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i'm loving this mancave more and more

sage otter
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whats that gey flag on the wall

glad carbon
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oh wait this aint fallout

sage otter
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Would've expected a turkish flag mosaic from you Syno

glad carbon
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what game is that syno

ruby minnow
glad carbon
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or geyass painting

ruby minnow
glad carbon
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ts the lighting

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the way it has the lights but theres still a baked in shadow that has a weird gradient

narrow lotus
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@solar obsidian

stone blade
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@narrow lotus its not a bulgarian car without icon

narrow lotus
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that mercedes

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didnt know Germany still had ww2 tanks in here

ruby minnow
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wdym bro

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that mercedes is great

stone blade
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its actually in decent shape

narrow lotus
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about to make a decision here

stone blade
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DIESELLL

narrow lotus
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that car is a tank

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actually indeed , comapred to german tanks this one actually runs for more than 30k

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before it breaks

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god bless mercedes when it was build by engineers and not accountants

narrow lotus
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nothing in between

stone blade
atomic crane
narrow lotus
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Oi

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look it even has room for a pool

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bruh these are non turbo man

stone blade
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@narrow lotus believe ir ot not

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MAJORITY

narrow lotus
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2500 cmmc diesel - 96 horsepower

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BRUH

stone blade
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and i Mean like 95% of those old 80s mercedes

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run on the streets to this day

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like a clockwork

narrow lotus
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yeah cause they are classic diesels with no turbo

stone blade
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no squeeking no weird smoke
nothing

narrow lotus
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there is literally nothing to break on them

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the engine just needs fuel

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andi mean

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any kind of fuel

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even oil

stone blade
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eeh

narrow lotus
stone blade
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believe it or not

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some lada drivers do that

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and the lada runs

narrow lotus
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the only thing that will ground them is probably minus 20-30 celsius , but then you light a fire under them

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Chadge like our ancestors

stone blade
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I've seen even older than that benz I showed you

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there was a 70s one

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running about

narrow lotus
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My uncle had w112

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the horse head whatever it was caleld

stone blade
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it's pure diesel power and nothing else

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those engines will run until the end of the earth and back

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that old german engineer design

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built to last centuries

narrow lotus
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true , you have a higher chance for a Dacia Logan taxi driver to crash into you ( and he dies ) than the engine blowing up

stone blade
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nah engine wont blow up

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worst can happen with these diesel engines

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is your belt snaps

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and thats worst case

narrow lotus
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yeah if that happens tho rip

stone blade
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well depends which of the two belts

sage otter
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Lada Niva masterrace

narrow lotus
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gotta rebuild the engine , but no problem, its probably cheaper than at your average car

stone blade
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if your timing belt snaps

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you lost

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if the other one snaps youre fine

narrow lotus
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Ladas were a strange bunch, shit was built even in the 2010s but it kept the original communist 1980 design

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meaning you get an engine and 4 wheels

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thats it

stone blade
sage otter
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There's a OCEAN of Lada parts out there

narrow lotus
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Oh yeah especially in bulgaria , serbia etc

sage otter
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You can pack the equivalent of 2 new cars in your garage for prob less than what you bought your full car for

stone blade
narrow lotus
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In romania we have no ladas , but the moment i cross the border to ivan

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everywhere

stone blade
narrow lotus
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i see a lada every 3 blocks

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and its in good shape

stone blade
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yes

sage otter
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Lada Niva and Fiat Panda 4x4 Chadge

stone blade
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nearly all ladas who are driven here are kept in tip top shape

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DUDE

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DUDE

narrow lotus
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there is a blue lada in Silistra i used to see every year i went there , it was always parked there ( in different direction so it was used ) and it looked brand new

stone blade
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I've seen dudes in their 20s drive them

sage otter
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Well yeah why not

narrow lotus
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yeah they are the east european meme just like miata is for americans

stone blade
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god bless indesctructible cars

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you will die of old age before that car dies

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peak communist build standards

glad carbon
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@final cedar s3 of fringe is like

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a weird side plot that turns into the entire season basically

stone blade
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if I happen to buy a car

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in the future

narrow lotus
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Oh yeah the Lada Niva

stone blade
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I will

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buy an old benz

glad carbon
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the last half is normal x files type shit

stone blade
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with that old wooden furniture

glad carbon
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crazy science

final cedar
stone blade
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dude the furniture on the benz is polished

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like I took it straight from factory

narrow lotus
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in Romania we had ARO

final cedar
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Last year I saw a benz hearse at a dealer near me with a FULL amg package in addition to the weird bodywork

narrow lotus
stone blade
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I WANT A BENZ

narrow lotus
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this was the romanian response to the Mercedes G wagon

stone blade
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I want to feel that old german spirit

narrow lotus
sage otter
stone blade
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Alo dina

narrow lotus
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too bad the engine in this was one of the worst ever made

stone blade
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jebem ti picku

narrow lotus
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sadly

sage otter
stone blade
narrow lotus
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good car otherwise, it would rust after 1 winter

narrow lotus
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you had to paint it every year

stone blade
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you enter an old 80s benz you can hear a certain somobody on the radio

final cedar
narrow lotus
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clueless no thats wolkswagen

stone blade
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omg

final cedar
stone blade
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dont get me started on volkswagen

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DO NOT

narrow lotus
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You enter a 1940 VW beetle you hear a certain military order march

stone blade
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when it comes to class I will agree that benz is the ultimate german car I dont care

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HOWEVER

sage otter
stone blade
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volkswagen blow them out of the water with their reliability

olive aurora
sage otter
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Romanian kekpoint

narrow lotus
stone blade
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I see more golf ones than I see old benz on the streets

narrow lotus
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A golf was very cheap

stone blade
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EVERYWHERE DUDE

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from golf one to four

narrow lotus
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even now , i can get a working golf4 1.9 tdi with 600 euro

stone blade
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TDI

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πŸ’ͺ

sage otter
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Golfs are great but yeah I overdosed too, my brain filters them at this point

final cedar
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914 swapped beetle

stone blade
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WTF IS COMPRESSION RATIO
WTF IS SPARK PLUGS FOR CONTINUOUS ENGINE OPERATION
WTF IS BAD RELIABILITIY
I WILL RUN ON ANYTHING YOU PUT INTO ME AND I DRILL DRIVE

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god bless diesel

narrow lotus
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1.9 tdi duse injectors

Start car

Everyone in the neighbourhood knows you leave for work

final cedar
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I feel attacked

stone blade
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iedy do you have chipped golfs in romania?

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cuz we do

final cedar
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my 1.9 tdi has 655000km

sage otter
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Ofc he has

stone blade
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every 10th golf has chip tuning

narrow lotus
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Yes there is literally a club

modest oriole
stone blade
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club 400+ GrokChadGAMMA

narrow lotus
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That does only golf engine work

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They have golf 2s

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Even

stone blade
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I guarantee you

narrow lotus
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Rare

stone blade
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I can guarantee a golf chip tuning is cheaper than some iphones

narrow lotus
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Its 200 euro with testing and 300 with dyno

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kekl golf 4 on dyno

modest oriole
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Toyota hilux chip= fun

final cedar
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testing clueless

stone blade
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testing?

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what testing

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thats for rich people

final cedar
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ivan has a laptop with a CANbus interface

narrow lotus
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They drive around and see if you have errors ( you dont cause the computer is simple af )

stone blade
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we may joke around

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however

sage otter
stone blade
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a chipped out golf with stage 2 or 3 and some better parts will truly gap most cars on our roads

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its insane

stone blade
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how much power that little 1.9tdi engine can push out

narrow lotus
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We didnt have volvos here because communists didnt like imports that much

sage otter
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that 850 hauled so much heavy oak furniture kekw

narrow lotus
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They wanted to use local made cars

stone blade
narrow lotus
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And if u were rich

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SAAB

stone blade
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ah yes

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saab.

sage otter
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SAAB 93 ❀️

stone blade
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the company which makes planes
and cars in their spare time

clear vapor
stone blade
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its because of me

sage otter
stone blade
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it all started with me posting the picture of the benz

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now we're lost in the sauce

narrow lotus
stone blade
#
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this song

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and other like it

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can be heard from every golf

final cedar
narrow lotus
stone blade
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you hear that

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you lost

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2 guys inside the golf

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both buzz cut

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with addidas

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both 170 in height

final cedar
narrow lotus
# final cedar

fat L , in Romania he wouldnt have even left after 1st debacle without a fight

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either the driver or the biker would have been knocked out

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it was a quest

stone blade
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@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
glad carbon
stone blade
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"to the massage men out here have you had sex with a client?"

stone blade
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the comments: dude stop the porn its not affecting you well

narrow lotus
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literally

stone blade
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HAPPY GERGIOVDEN

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ALO

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ΠΠ›ΠžΠžΠžΠžΠžΠžΠž

narrow lotus
glad carbon
narrow lotus
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REV UP YOUR ENGINES

stone blade
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3000hmm

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does he offer barter?

narrow lotus
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yeah , its in a good shape tho , it has leather seats as well lol

stone blade
narrow lotus
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but 3k ehhhhh

stone blade
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fk opel drivers

narrow lotus
eager igloo
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Always works

narrow lotus
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the bmw was like, damn, my paint has a scratch

final cedar
eager igloo
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Driving on gear 1 be like

final cedar
stone blade
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this song
some cheap 200 leva subwoofer
golf 4
stage 1 chip tuning
some ugly body kit
exhaust side of the golf is black from the soot

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you lost

minor cypress
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Shalom brainfart

heavy peak
stone blade
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oh and logo is removed from the front of the grill

glad carbon
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gn brainrotters

stone blade
glad carbon
narrow lotus
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those wheels

final cedar
eager igloo
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Pickups are so ugly

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Why the new ones got the brand name the size of the fucking grill

stone blade
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deserved for driving a gmc

minor cypress
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I'm working on a side project for SPT/project fika that would allow you to sync player profiles from "solo" profiles with coop saves.

stone blade
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@narrow lotus @sage otter

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❀️

gleaming grove
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Cant u just like ya kno

final cedar
gleaming grove
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Copy n paste

eager igloo
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Like what is this

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Ugly ahh mf

stone blade
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thats the classic ford

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its so that

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ford drivers can tell people they are driving an unreliable car

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and boost their ego

minor cypress
gleaming grove
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Interesting

narrow lotus
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can you like fuck off with your SPT

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are you gonna spread that shit on the whole server

gleaming grove
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Uh oh

narrow lotus
#

it's not enough that tarkov channel is literally nothing else

stone blade
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iedy is right

narrow lotus
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😠

minor cypress
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Damn bro alright, I'll fuck off lol

stone blade
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its annoying

eager igloo
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Iedy mad at tarkov

stone blade
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Iedy is mad but iedy is right

gleaming grove
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He just had Unheard PTSD

narrow lotus
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nah its cool just memeing around

stone blade
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talking about regular tarkov is impossible in that channel now

minor cypress
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I was more wanting to talk about the nerdy part about managing files and syncing things

stone blade
narrow lotus
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if he can understand it why not

stone blade
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I sensed it

narrow lotus
eager igloo
narrow lotus
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me after the driver in front of me doesnt leave at the green light after 1.25 seconds

stone blade
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REAL

final cedar
minor cypress
narrow lotus
stone blade
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my mom got her license renewed some months ago
and when my dad drives she always screams "HIT THE HORN ON HIM MAN" @narrow lotus

placid sail
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yooo sony backed off lessgoooooo

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surprising

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but nice

eager igloo
stone blade
gleaming grove
stone blade
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ARE YOU A GRANDMA

minor cypress
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Oh shit really

stone blade
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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ALOO

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JEBEM TI PICKU

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MOVE FROM THE ROAD GRANDMA

minor cypress
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I was expecting another big company to just shit on their users

gleaming grove
narrow lotus
eager igloo
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And I won't overtake that cyclist in front of me

heavy peak
narrow lotus
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man east european drivers are a different breed

stone blade
narrow lotus
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here you either learn how to drive on our roads or you get roasted

quaint ore
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I refuse to believe otherwise

narrow lotus
stone blade
narrow lotus
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the road is for cars motherfucekr

stone blade
inland jackal
placid sail
narrow lotus
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Man

stone blade
eager igloo
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Yesterday I turned into side road to my parents and a guy behind me decided to drive 2 cm from my bumper

stone blade
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myshinka what car you drive

final cedar
eager igloo
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So I was going the rest of the road on gear 2, no accelerator

narrow lotus
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( you will not fix the bumper )

narrow lotus
inland jackal
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@livid plover ΠΈΠ±Π°Π½Ρ€ΠΎΠ»Ρ‚Ρ€ΠΎΠ½ jokerge try typing here i dare you

minor cypress
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Time to always go 10 under, in the left lane, windows down blaring shit music

narrow lotus
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he is exiled weseli

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reject

inland jackal
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thats why i said that

narrow lotus
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he doesnt even see it what is the point

minor cypress
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From the hours of 12-2 and 4-6pm

narrow lotus
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Weseli schizo

placid sail
inland jackal
eager igloo
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I hate drivers with a burning passion

placid sail
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but... aren't you one too

eager igloo
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Not often

final cedar
eager igloo
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And I don't have a car I borrowed it from my parents

placid sail
inland jackal
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arent all elves old

narrow lotus
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Of course it's the 5 series

minor cypress
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Shitty drivers vs meth'd out jaywalking pedestrians

minor cypress
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Or the final boss, the stoplight window cleaner

naive bison
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The fact that nfts exist is mad

placid sail
final cedar
naive bison
final cedar
gleaming grove
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He can be saved now

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But his wallet

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Dont think so

inland jackal
naive bison
pastel quartz
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FEBRA MUSCULARA letsgooo letsgooo letsgooo

naive bison
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It feels like I’ve seen that car before

pastel quartz
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nu pot sa misc brusc fmm parca am 100 de ani

naive bison
#

Were German politicians riding around in one of those by chance?

pastel quartz
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no they were riding around on my dick

sage otter
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Good thing is our workers did a bad job on purpose hoping those nazi pricks would die in a car crash

placid sail
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I wanna play games and not wooork

narrow lotus
gleaming grove
narrow lotus
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de paste se mananca nu se alearga

sage otter
gleaming grove
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Now they speak Spanish

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
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fara incalzire si dupa 2L de vin desigur

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maybe I will watch anime on the last day of easter hmmtodayiwill

narrow lotus
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FUTUTE IN GURA MIHAI

pastel quartz
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thought they were going to hit the house omegakekw

narrow lotus
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well they did hit the stairs

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also there was a pedestrian there got lucky af

pastel quartz
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Aware pedestrian. they started running

final cedar
sage otter
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Is that a Touareg interior or something kekw

final cedar
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no idea kekw

sage otter
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Would've been funnier if he drove a Gallardo

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Volkswagen car, volkswagen interior clueless

heavy peak
stone blade
final cedar
sage otter
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Thoses prices are the reason i'm not getting into simdriving

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200+ for wheels/pedals, 100+ for a shifter

pastel quartz
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supposedly unlike a gaming PC a sim driving setup will last you for a long ass time

inland jackal
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im gonna stop you right there

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100euros max for monitor

minor cypress
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Just wait til you see what flight sim stuff costs

sage otter
sage otter
minor cypress
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Tismbux makes the world go around

pastel quartz
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waiting for some random commercial flight pilot to record himself doing some weird ass maneuvers for social media

sage otter
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Did anyone had the occasion to try the "hitting towers shadowban" ? clueless

quaint ore
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That could be the actual fucking deeΕΎstate at this point

sage otter
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The amount of rich furries is equal to the total amount of furries

quaint ore
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That means I can safely expect to rob every furry

gleaming grove
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T h

sage otter
#

Fr

quaint ore
gleaming grove
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Tbh I think all furries are kinda rich on their own

sage otter
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Yeah, the suits prices are insane

pastel quartz
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you think those fur suits are cheap? (idk maybe they are)

quaint ore
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They sure asf aint

sage otter
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They aren't

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Seen some 20k suits

quaint ore
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I remember seeing vids about them

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15k on some suits

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That is like

sage otter
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yup

quaint ore
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A lot of god tier cosplays

craggy wigeon
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Fart

pastel quartz
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why pilot a decent car when you could pilot a fur power armor

quaint ore
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I saw Space Marine cosplays cheaper than that

sage otter
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Fuck cosplays dude 20k is a good working car

craggy wigeon
quaint ore
sage otter
sage otter
quaint ore
sage otter
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Got Raytheon on speed dial

quaint ore
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"Yes, I am a representative of the Lithuanian Ministry of Defense."

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"Why of course, I will make sure to contact the General shortly about the shipment details."

sage otter
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Don't worry about the shipment details just dump em in the back of my van we got this

quaint ore
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"Oh, and if it is possible, I would be glad to also acquire a shipment of 7.62x51 NATO rounds alongside G3 rifles and MG3 Machineguns."

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"Okay, thank you. I will send you the details via. Email in the coming days."

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Man imma be real

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I think you can actually fund a Combat Group with this money

sage otter
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Bulk deals on 7.62x51 still hurts my wallet

quaint ore
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Like, get a bunch of surplus late cold war rifles and ammo

sage otter
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At least I still have 420round of 7.62x39 left

quaint ore
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Boom, you got yourself some mercs

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Just give them the guns, and some training, the rest they get themselves whilst you will get a cut for finding them contracts and providing them ammo.

pastel quartz
modest oriole
gleaming grove
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I always wonder if I make a fursuit using kevlar

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And it can stop up to Tier IIIA

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How heavy would the fursuit be

sage otter
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Aren't fursuits already sort of heavy ?

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Apprently the headpiece is around 2kg alone

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So not that heavy

naive bison
sage otter
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Imagine a furry eating crayons

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Fcking terrifying

pastel quartz
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I been fighting nonstop and my bannerlord character still ended up being FAT bro what teh fuck

gusty tendon
raven raptor
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HAHAHAHAHA

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That is so accurate

gusty tendon
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KekSkew it is

modest oriole
sage otter
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Love skavens

raven raptor
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And then you cast a spell that turns half of your Skaven slaves into Proximity mines

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KABOOOOOM

crimson flame
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thats the best part

sage otter
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Any uhhh, any Blood Bowl Skaven players in the chat ? clueless

raven raptor
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Ratgunner squad:

crimson flame
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bunch of elite units : "ahha look at them, cannon fodders, lets massacre them!"

skavenslaves : "call an ambulance!! but not for me"

raven raptor
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DAKKKAAAAA

atomic crane
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the fart-fart chatters are talking about us

raven raptor
west sinew
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Skaven Yes yes

raven raptor
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STAB STAB YES YES

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Honestly I would love to see A Skaven variant of Gobbopults

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Just shooting Skaven slaves out of a giant trebuchet with explosives strapped all around it

atomic crane
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yes-yes, humans keep send-posting memes about us

raven raptor
atomic crane
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okoii is dope

raven raptor
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I love his videos

atomic crane
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his nurgle cultist video cracks me up

raven raptor
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I love the moments when he shows the names of the squads

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Half of it is just unhinged goofy shit

atomic crane
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my favorite parts are the kingassripper sound effects over the cultist summons lmao

upper shore
atomic crane
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he's right you know

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why have a forward assist if you never use it bigbrain

naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
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I NEED SOME ASSHOLE

atomic crane
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wat.

pale ingot
livid pond
placid sail
placid sail
atomic crane
#

spider

placid sail
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close

atomic crane
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bz you got promoted

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green name instead of white

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i cant faucing believe this

placid sail
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huh?

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oh yeah it looks a bit different

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probably because of streaming skyrim

modest oriole
robust cove
pale ingot
eager igloo
remote vine
raven raptor
grizzled meadow
pastel quartz
placid sail
grizzled meadow
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@dreamy flax explain this:
boeing plane parts bad but boeing shush, two guys from boeing go "boeing bad, parts bad", two guys go "suicide"

dreamy flaxBOT
grizzled meadow
placid sail
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I knew it

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Falco is an AI

pastel quartz
grizzled meadow
#

@dreamy flax I'm having a hard time understanding this, can you help me out?

boeing plane parts bad but boeing shush, two guys from boeing go "boeing bad, parts bad", two guys go "suicide"

dreamy flaxBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
# grizzled meadow Yes please

Alright, let's try to unravel this message step by step:

  1. It talks about "boeing plane parts bad but boeing shush": This seems to suggest that there might be some issues with Boeing plane parts, but Boeing is keeping quiet about it.

  2. Then it mentions "two guys from boeing go 'boeing bad, parts bad'": This part implies that there are two individuals from Boeing who are acknowledging that Boeing itself and its parts are indeed bad.

  3. Next, it says "two guys go 'suicide'": This part is a bit unclear, but it could refer to two individuals expressing extreme frustration or perhaps feeling like they're in a tough spot.

Overall, it seems to be a puzzling message without much context. If there are specific details you need help with, feel free to ask! πŸ§©πŸ€–

pastel quartz
#

literally treated like a 5yo kekw

grizzled meadow
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Okay first point seems good
Second looks good as well
Yeah third is what I don't understand as well

sage otter
#

These man died of extreme frustration

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case closed

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Thanks xela πŸ‘

placid sail
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corpo AI covering up for boeing

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smh

fading shuttle
# grizzled meadow I want to kekw, explain the meme

boeing maintenence sucks, whistleblowers showed how bad mismanagement was and were gonna testify, but both of them died before they could, first one "killed himself" and the second one, a healthy active human, somehow developed pneumonia and died

minor cypress
grizzled meadow
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kekw: deployed

minor cypress
#

Human 1 - AI 0

placid sail
#

my explanation was perfectly fine you pasta muncher

naive bison
grizzled meadow
minor cypress
fading shuttle
#

allegedly

minor cypress
#

The curse of speaking end user as a career kekw

pastel quartz
#

Falco!translate "Bucellarius"

placid sail
grizzled meadow
sage otter
#

10 cases of people shooting themselves in the back while swimming on their stomach in the swimming pool

naive bison
#

Ok they are 100% being epsteined

#

There’s no way

placid sail
sage otter
#

If they can't kill the whistleblowers they'll just corrupt the judges dw

naive bison
#

Suicide by tomahawk missile

minor cypress
placid sail
minor cypress
#

Those 4+ story windows, very dangerous

placid sail
#

"oh yeah that is not suspicious at all"

#

"all good"

sage otter
#

They'll cover it with another scandal in 2 weeks and people will forget about it

#

Member the Epstein client list "getting released tonight at midnight" ? kekw

#

yea

robust cove
naive bison
#

Remember Epstein being monitored but cameras went off when he died

remote vine
remote vine
placid sail
#

damn right

dreamy flaxBOT
#

usagi1030, your new nickname is Bumble

placid sail
#

I will probably sneak into the game soon, the project clients are still taking their sweet time

remote vine
jagged robin
#

Yeah I'm Homophobic, the prices scare me.

inland jackal
#

@pale ingot lets do dead time

tidal trellis
jagged robin
tidal trellis
jagged robin
#

cant remember though

tidal trellis
#

That is insane

jagged robin
#

I'd have a higher chance at hitting a 360 noscope off of the Carrier in BO2 10 times in a row than find an affordable house in todays economy

#

I'd have a higher chance at getting a girlfriend

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than finding an affordable home

jagged robin
quartz ridge
#

Hate La / San fran rejects in my city since they ruined the prices of homes in my area