🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

can't even play goofy games in peace

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

(literally)

[lone cedar]

ok

choose one

i choose darkvision

[fading shuttle]

summons are good, but early on raised bodies are better

[lone cedar]

i have a skelly summon, skeleton died to 1 bonk from the hammer

[prisma quiver]

@river robin

[fading shuttle]

two handed hammer?

nerfed into the soil

because if its a two handed hammer

[pale ingot]

[fading shuttle]

everything wouldve died to that bonk

[placid sail]

what's your style of fighting and needs right now

[fading shuttle]

still sucks because stealth archer is bad

[lone cedar]

just mage i want to be THE VERY BEST

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-ash-pokeball-gif-21700553

[fading shuttle]

only way you can theoretically make it viable is a conjuration illusion stealth archer

[placid sail]

bruh

[fading shuttle]

but that takes insane amount of time to set up

[lone cedar]

but i am mainly destruction/conjur rn

[prisma quiver]

BRO A MAGE LMAOOO

The only magic you need is steel.

[fading shuttle]

magic and steel is cool, pure mage is cringe, pure warrior is cringe

i love racemixing

[lone cedar]

got bored of it too many times

[prisma quiver]

Nah i'm kidding but that's just my usual character in fantasy games like bg3

[placid sail]

1. junk
2. cc
3. cc?
4. companion buff
5. utility
6. debuff
7. stealth
8. stealth

hence the question

[prisma quiver]

Human, knight, no magic

[placid sail]

what do you fucking do

[prisma quiver]

Greatsword

[lone cedar]

ok i got pale shadow

[prisma quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1232711971959345192/attachment.gif?ex=6638f47c&is=6637a2fc&hm=3e1ec182819311463cc02448b6912d4afdd69e944360ba2a8df586a48a02098f&

[lone cedar]

and darkvision you can see how it is in the backround

cus fuck carrying torches

[fading shuttle]

also he is still using the op magic mod :(((((((

[lone cedar]

candlelight is ass

[placid sail]

oh nvm then

[fading shuttle]

i should invest into illusion

wtf

[placid sail]

everything is completely irrelevant, take broken apocalypse stuff

[lone cedar]

i have nothing from the apocalypse mod in my inventory

[placid sail]

illusion has some pretty sexy stuff

[lone cedar]

cus i already do dmg with my fireballs

i only will take the movement speed buff one and thats it mostly

[primal kiln]

https://vxtwitter.com/venuslovesrats/status/1787139267946598814

[placid sail]

but I personally want to study alteration

[prisma quiver]

Theres only one beer left 🗣️ 🔥

[fading shuttle]

you should study illusion

[placid sail]

I want to ragdoll everything out of existence

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-dave-chappelle-im-cool-mic-nodding-gif-17795053

[lone cedar]

well

time to invest

[remote vine]

busy will need this

[fading shuttle]

3 skill points to invest into pickpocket just for 25 carry weight

thats a waste

[lone cedar]

more loot es for me

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-terminator-fire-explosion-skeleton-gif-16779623

[placid sail]

oh my god

this mod also improves the alchemy in some convoluted way

allowing to make stupid strong potions

[fading shuttle]

spell research has alchemy stuff aswell yes

[lone cedar]

Great Eltrys quest from Markarth is bugged

[pale ingot]

life is so good

[remote vine]

what's the strongest youve seen

[lone cedar]

u can buy a cauldron

and make ur shit there

[placid sail]

For example, the strongest “Fortify 1 hand” potion that can be made using standard ingredients (level 50 alchemy, both levels of Alchemical Lore perk, no gear or items), is a potion with +13% increase in 1H damage. If one of the ingredients is replaced with a Potent Elixir with the fortify 1 hand effect, the resulting potion will have +22% 1H damage; and if it’s replaced with a Concentrated Elixir, the potion will have +31% damage. That’s a significant improvement which gets even more pronounced at higher alchemy levels.

[fading shuttle]

bro, that aint shit, skooma boosts one handed damage by 50%

these alchemists aint got shit on walter white

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-dwayne-the-rock-johnson-not-bad-reaction-gif-27340252

[placid sail]

bro your skooma ain't shit, if you stack up ALL alchemy bonuses, I could make you a one handed potion stronger than skooma

[fading shuttle]

ok, i can just do drugs

what now alchemy man

[pastel quartz]

I should stop sneezing

[pale ingot]

you should not pinch your nose closed

send that shit full force

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-gif-4361431640026043595

[pastel quartz]

sometimes it's a difficult choice between that and splattering saliva/mucus over something I can't be bothered to clean

[lone cedar]

skooma gang
found an orc on the street trying to sell me
I beat his ass up + got the skooma

[pale ingot]

life hack

sneeze into your elbow

like

ykwim

[placid sail]

I will make the strongest potions in the world and beat your clanker ass

[pastel quartz]

do you mean shoulder

[placid sail]

your skooma ain't shit

[pale ingot]

have this stock image for reference

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/potion-seller-no-respect-for-knights-me-explaining-speaking-fast-gif-24188306

[fading shuttle]

mans jelly walter white did it before him

[lone cedar]

why not use both

@fading shuttle @placid sail if u use medal.tv recorder turn it off cus it fucks up the shaders

[fading shuttle]

spell research would be cool if it allowed you to make your own spells, but it only allows you to make existing spells, so its cringe

[placid sail]

you can't really expect the modders, confined within shitty bethesda's engine, capabilities of which already stretched thin by all the mods and extentions, to make a full on fucking noita

what they already did is a tremendous feat

okay that's it

I WANNA PLAY MORE

[fading shuttle]

streaem

[placid sail]

bruh

[remote vine]

the spirit of Todd Howard smiles as busy opens Skyrim again today

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16731040

[placid sail]

fine fine

don't expect much I'm eepy tho

[zealous remnant]

Skyrim?
time to redownload everything from loverslab

[placid sail]

lobby 5

[glad carbon]

hi busy

[lone cedar]

20 alcoholic beverages, 5 lines of cocaine, skooma

i took the challenge to fight the boss

[mossy void]

skill issue

get fukd

[lone cedar]

ur mother showers naked

[mossy void]

aw what you mean to tell me she takes her clothes off

damnit

[lone cedar]

[prisma quiver]

Oooo

[storm stream]

wow
more mods than Skyrim

[tidal trellis]

ow

[fading shuttle]

why are you not bashing

you have a shield, you should be bashing him the moment he raises his hand slightly

[mossy void]

that's what bugs me about skyrim combat
there's no real reliable way to avoid damage beyond straight tanking it, blocking, or bashing
kind of why stealth archer is so powerful because it's the only real way to consistently avoid damage

[lone cedar]

this was 2 years ago and i've just started the mod, probably didnt have bash

[fading shuttle]

bash isnt a perk

[lone cedar]

then idk then

[lone cedar]

wtf a mailbox

[mossy void]

they have a very robust postal service in skyrim
adresses, area codes, the whole nine yards

the septims help fund your roadways, courtesy of the high king(TBD)

[pastel quartz]

does that mean theres a courier to deliver the mail?

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-gif-26614980

[mossy void]

Yes, he’s very good at his job
He’ll find you no matter where you are.
it’s pretty creepy if you think about it too much, so it’s best not to

[pastel quartz]

the ancestors of courier 6

[fluid heron]

Making an rl 20 build no fun will be had for pve

[pastel quartz]

not creepy, he just wants to deliver the platinum chip without benny harassing him

[glad carbon]

courier sex

[pastel quartz]

fisto

[glad carbon]

your "package" "came" in the "male"??? ermmm wtf mr house

[pastel quartz]

real

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/milly-fatfatmillycat-cat-blehhh-gif-12271686053191649676

[ruby minnow]

saw a meme the caption was "we used to watch this and we call skibidi toilet brainrot"

and it was a bottleflipping challenge video

bro was born in 2010

[mossy void]

Literally still a zygote and is claiming he’s part of the previous generation

[fluid heron]

The Pokemon?

Wait nah that's zygarde

[mossy void]

Zygote is the name of one of the early stages of human fetal development

[fluid heron]

Insane

[mossy void]

Actually I think it’s the first stage

[final cedar]

ferdi fasber

[fluid heron]

Literally pokemon

[mossy void]

Yeah just googled it, it’s the moment just after the egg is fertilized and then divides for the first time

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bNFai.gif

[fluid heron]

Why did those creatures exist in the forest

[ruby minnow]

because experiment

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/suchorvlog-the-forest-gaming-dance-gif-16538728

[final cedar]

oni-chan and one-san getting too freaky

https://tenor.com/7BKM.gif

[mossy void]

Love this guy
He’s on so many layers of irony that he is virtually immune to criticism

[fluid heron]

How y'all gonna praise Mohammed yet make no prophets?

[final cedar]

he's a trust fund hack who's overly mean, probably insecure even after roiding up

[mossy void]

Oh yeah don’t get me wrong he is a deeply flawed human being, but he is fun to look at

[final cedar]

yeh, on some level he's actually a pretty good content creator, seems pretty honest towards his fans

[ruby minnow]

nothing wrong with him

expect one thing

[ruby minnow]

he just keeps getting away with it

[mossy void]

Yeah, because of his countless layers of irony

[final cedar]

his fight was pretty based tho

[fluid heron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z8yOMTph0Go

[final cedar]

like, he turned into a pretty wicked beast, the irishman persona was the cherry on top

[mossy void]

You can never tell if he’s joking or serious, so he’s always in that perfect middle ground where he can say and do whatever the fuck he wants because if it’s considered good it’s serious but if it’s considered bad it’s comedy

[fluid heron]

This was shit got me hella tight

[final cedar]

I'm sure this was 100% honest

[mossy void]

Schrödinger’s douchebag

[lone cedar]

@placid sail damn i love freeing the prisoners in Markarth

time to sell

[final cedar]

sellwhat

[ruby minnow]

meth

[final cedar]

what did you do to the prisoners?

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-mgrr-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengance-sundowner-gif-23620909

WAR PAYS JACK

[mossy void]

See that’s exactly what I’m talking about
The flow from honesty to comedy is so subtle you can barely tell it’s there
He starts saying something legit and then it goes off the rails

[ruby minnow]

so?

thats what makes him great

[mossy void]

I’m not complaining I’m observing

[lone cedar]

Their org..... their armor 🥺

[mossy void]

He uses the line like a jump rope and it’s incredibly interesting to watch

[glad carbon]

@atomic crane

[final cedar]

CAN YOU PLEASE A BLACK QUEEN?!

[glad carbon]

metro my friend, how are you doing

[final cedar]

Frog, my amphibian brother! I'm fine, how are you?

[glad carbon]

euthanasia

[glad carbon]

i am doing very good

geyming with the brainfarters

https://tenor.com/view/milly-fatfatmillycat-cat-blehhh-gif-12271686053191649676

[final cedar]

I want to play MPT

[atomic crane]

hell yeah my brotha

[glad carbon]

come play with sparter and us

[atomic crane]

i gotta pee

[final cedar]

can't - hand still gabagooled

[glad carbon]

😭

[glad carbon]

alright piss man

[final cedar]

Currently playing wt, hitting E the only thing I need to do on the keyboard

[glad carbon]

lolol

[glad carbon]

hbu anyways

other than crippled hand

[final cedar]

fine. hand has zero cracks. bones likely made of adamantium

I need a CNC machine

do those tiny desktop CNC machines do a good job?

How does one acquire a CNC machine anyways. Is there a store that sells this?

[vital zinc]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1160527055352516618/attachment-2-1.gif?ex=6534fc0b&is=6522870b&hm=4e73cd4ae46297dd474dea01524a8975afbb9dab1a3cc53d13c88fc873e79522&

[cosmic cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1236727682721517638/mogilnik1.mp4?ex=66390fe8&is=6637be68&hm=d2cb2d7a8f6970cf80a937fc3295bb0e53001caa143013314340ac7581b6acf2&

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23165146

[vital zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

[livid pond]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-planet-fitness-fat-meme-rage-gif-6936658406272799266

[mossy void]

This one is a little spicy :v

Aw geez did it not send

There it is

Might get me in trouble but I’m gonna risk it

[glad carbon]

not a real brainfarter

[mossy void]

[storm stream]

Jagdtiger gets driven
its gearbox:

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[green schooner]

is me

[glad carbon]

hi buddy

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/хук-сталкер-сахаров-gif-23963854

bored

[pastel quartz]

this is so swag

[pastel quartz]

why is unc throwing hands

[glad carbon]

play something

[green schooner]

i am

[mossy void]

I love morphine addiction

[glad carbon]

what you playin

[mossy void]

(when you ingest codine, your liver converts it to morphine)

[green schooner]

mtc

[pastel quartz]

ww1 soldier survivor experience🙏

[mossy void]

Just give those boys some purple drank and send them back out there they’ll be fine

[pastel quartz]

get them high and thier good enough for the trenches

[ruby minnow]

the setup is done finally

placing weapons for some reason takes too much effort

[pastel quartz]

why does bro have pictures of gigachad like presidents

[toxic sundial]

Guys watch my house for a minute I gotta go to the store

[ruby minnow]

they're just there

[mossy void]

Motivation

[pastel quartz]

its like that too in mine, but with pictures of sarge arch dornan, august autumn, dick richardson, and john henry eden

[ruby minnow]

i also got a little corner here

[pastel quartz]

I named my prized laser rifle after sarge dornan🫡

[mossy void]

Bro you need to invest in a broom and mop fr

[ruby minnow]

nah this is fine

[pastel quartz]

its the wasteland

aint no pre war homes here

[mossy void]

Need some lemon pledge up in hyah

[ruby minnow]

i will never forgive bethesda for what they did with the original series

[pastel quartz]

my home is my x-03 hellfire power armor, I dont need no broom🙏

[tidal trellis]

Cozy

[pastel quartz]

they ruined it, yeah, but what can you do, the original studio is going bankrupt

[mossy void]

We may have lost society but I’ll be damned if we give up decency

[inland jackal]

Oh boy

1:30am

[pastel quartz]

it aint an enclave base

[ruby minnow]

this is where i post from

[tidal trellis]

4:31 AM for me

[mossy void]

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR SOLDIER

[ruby minnow]

2:31 am for me

[mossy void]

RAHHHH

[tidal trellis]

I am exactly

[inland jackal]

Flop is some china guy

[pastel quartz]

rip ravenrock, the mobile base, and the oil rig

[tidal trellis]

2 hours in the future from you

[storm stream]

arma 3

[ruby minnow]

what happens in the future?

[tidal trellis]

I'm from Pakistan unfortunately

[ruby minnow]

yes

should be arma 3 ports

[inland jackal]

Close enough

[tidal trellis]

We all die horribly

[ruby minnow]

nice

[storm stream]

fr?

[inland jackal]

For the french it should be like 0:32 now

[pastel quartz]

SIR I NAMED MY LASER RIFLE AFTER YOU SIR🫡

[tidal trellis]

Yes, why is this such a shock to people

[mossy void]

Bro why didn’t you guys warn america about september 11th

[ruby minnow]

because to europeans and americans

nothing exists

beside japan

europe

south america and north america

[inland jackal]

They didnt have internet at that time

[mossy void]

Oh right yeah that makes sense

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[mossy void]

Could have at least done smoke signals or smth jeez…

[storm stream]

do you ever hear stories of paranormal/supernatural stuff going on around you (or middle east generaly)?

[ruby minnow]

i think they're called jhins in english

[pastel quartz]

nevr lose yuor mk2 advanced combat armor

[ruby minnow]

are you talking about those stuff?

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-protein-french-npc-gif-11680539627858951123

[storm stream]

erm mby

[ruby minnow]

i mean i hear a lot of them here at Turkey

[fluid heron]

Yes sir laser rifle sir

[tidal trellis]

I never heard of the paranormal in the area but yeah they're called that

[glad carbon]

what is that

[ruby minnow]

people cursing other people

[tidal trellis]

But I don't believe in em

[ruby minnow]

for things

never believed

but heard a lot

people going insane while doing work for them

[green schooner]

tank game

[glad carbon]

cool

[pastel quartz]

unironically that, but a ginger woman instead

[ruby minnow]

or people trying to enslave them and going insane

[tidal trellis]

I believe many things but in the paranormal, not so much

[ruby minnow]

bro horror story writers are sleeping on islam

we got some scary shit

[inland jackal]

Alo @glad carbon

[tidal trellis]

True...

[fluid heron]

I'm too drunk to tell what the fuck that means but something tells me I shouldnt ask

[glad carbon]

hi w

[pastel quartz]

you shouldnt

[tidal trellis]

Eitherway I hate it here still and wish I could get out of here

[inland jackal]

Shes trying to say shes a gingerbread woman

[zealous remnant]

@tidal trellis

[fluid heron]

Fuck gingerbread

[tidal trellis]

What is it

[zealous remnant]

$20

[pastel quartz]

something worse than a frenchie, a ginger frenchie

[tidal trellis]

Do not.

[inland jackal]

French hoe

[zealous remnant]

[inland jackal]

I saw that

[pastel quartz]

nuh uh

[inland jackal]

You said it

[tidal trellis]

I do not want $20

[pastel quartz]

30

[inland jackal]

Sto evra

[zealous remnant]

but think about how many $20 it would take to get out of pakistan

[tidal trellis]

I'm not going anywhere unless my dad lands a job outside of Pakistan

Otherwise I'm stranded here

[inland jackal]

Isnt there an -istan that banned all of internet except in the american embassy

[storm stream]

are french hoes better than american or eastern euro ones?

[ruby minnow]

Afgahanistan?

Tajikistan?

[tidal trellis]

• it probably has to be somewhere where we have family, so we can crash in their place otherwise...where tf would we go

[inland jackal]

Dunno man, could be

[pastel quartz]

zorse

worse

[inland jackal]

But there is one im certain

[pastel quartz]

thier french

[storm stream]

zamn

[glad carbon]

their

[tidal trellis]

But then again there's worser places to be still

[inland jackal]

French hoes are more manly than slovenians

[storm stream]

sadge to be french

[tidal trellis]

My poor cousin is living in Poland, poor guy

[fluid heron]

I forgot to grab the lord of bloods favor I'm going to lose it

[pastel quartz]

my bad gng, I'm not a native english speaker

[ruby minnow]

better then pakistan

[tidal trellis]

I feel sorry for him

[tidal trellis]

Is it really

[pastel quartz]

femboy conversion

[fluid heron]

I sacrifice my life for Pakistan

[zealous remnant]

a milf?
in brainfart?

zamn

[ruby minnow]

its a euro country

any euro country is better then pakistan

[glad carbon]

you're a florida mf

none of em speak english

[fluid heron]

Florida jitt

[pastel quartz]

naw

[tidal trellis]

He's a married man with 2 kids, ain't happening

[ruby minnow]

she don't believe in shooting stars

[inland jackal]

Milfs are usually about 40yo women, looks like stella is old after all

[ruby minnow]

but she believe in dutches plans

[inland jackal]

Fakin grandma

[zealous remnant]

even better

[fluid heron]

Rotting

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-gta-vi-gta-vi-6-gif-15547422712972793110

[pale ingot]

life without porn been so good tbh. feel so good

[pastel quartz]

I only lived in florida for 5 years purely for college, dont throw me in with those freaks

[tidal trellis]

I'll be blunt with you

[ruby minnow]

man fast food destroys your body btw

like actively

i ate at least 1 fast food meal per day once

and i was so fucking broken after that experience

[glad carbon]

hi buddy :3

[pale ingot]

this is me rn

[ruby minnow]

literally no energy to do anything

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot almost lvl 400, just need 8 more levels and a bit more farming, about a day of farming

[fluid heron]

it doesn't fuck you up it's literally just calorie math

[storm stream]

[pale ingot]

are you not still at 1k season pass exp per level

[ruby minnow]

eating homemade food is way better

[pale ingot]

does it get higher?

[ruby minnow]

i believe in my moms food and nothing else

[glad carbon]

how are you mr funny man

[pastel quartz]

I just had kids, and poeple I know say I look like a divorced aunt🔥🔥🔥

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215003056165490830/1229433629164179456/incelmagnet_-_1773303517467254967.gif

[pale ingot]

ohhh shig congrats

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7166268503332967470

[inland jackal]

To 500 you get the rewards yes but 501+ you get repeating rewards and the skin for the lmg from lvl 500

[tidal trellis]

Stella already on the path to, something idk

[fluid heron]

Already?

[tidal trellis]

Idk what

[pale ingot]

no i mean the exp you need to level up your season pass

[fluid heron]

slippery slope

[inland jackal]

Cause you are french, ofc thats the reaction

[tidal trellis]

I forgot, cursed with being french

Makes sense

[inland jackal]

Well, the exp from 1 boss from graveyard is 100 so yea

[tidal trellis]

Maybe Pakistan isn't that bad after all then

[pastel quartz]

I'm an alcoholic and depressed, of course poeple would assume that

[inland jackal]

You need mad farming to get 1k levels

[pale ingot]

no motherfucker

i am saying

you need 1000 season pass exp to get one level

[gusty willow]

u finally popped them out ay

[inland jackal]

Yes

[pale ingot]

so does it get any higher if you get a higher level

like level 20 compared to level 400

[inland jackal]

Nop

[pale ingot]

okay

[pastel quartz]

I have enough wine in my system to supply a restaurant🔥🔥🔥

[pale ingot]

thanks

[inland jackal]

1k at all times

[pastel quartz]

yes

[tidal trellis]

How are you even alive

[fluid heron]

Speaking of alcoholics y'all seen chirsean rock baby?

[inland jackal]

Ask demoman

[fluid heron]

it howls like a cat shits fucked up

[pastel quartz]

semi moderate amounts of red wine

[gusty willow]

hope you aint breast feeding cause kids will get fucked up

[pastel quartz]

I dont anymore

but before I got preggers, I drank, heavily

[inland jackal]

And lemme guess, smoked as well

[pastel quartz]

no

[pale ingot]

i feel so alive https://youtu.be/BoCHcKJSAgg

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

[fluid heron]

Bro ngl drunk people me irrationally violently angry

[pastel quartz]

I'm not that depressed

[inland jackal]

French smoke enough to smoke an entire butcher shop

[pastel quartz]

just the wine consumption

I'm already on my way to be a milf

[fluid heron]

Snuff a cig around your wine glass like salt like a true frenchie

[pastel quartz]

I already have 2 kids and an alcoholic, couldnt get more french than that

[inland jackal]

Just remember to put yer babies on your profile pic, it scares away the single men and attracts weirdos

[storm stream]

what exactly does it meant that you call yourself that?

[fluid heron]

it means she would fuck herself ig

Cuz that is what the acronym milf means

[inland jackal]

It wouldn't be surprising if stella was an aunt already, and now an alcoholic aunt
Couldn't ask for a more fun aunt ngl

[pastel quartz]

my husband and basically relatives tell me that I look like that one alcoholic divorced aunt thats still somewhat attractive

[fluid heron]

I knew this girl in highschool named Stella recently I heard she fucked a 13 year old so idk

[pastel quartz]

idk if its a compliment or an insult

[inland jackal]

Hmmm

[storm stream]

only somewhat? and you're how old?

[pastel quartz]

20, but I look older already

[tidal trellis]

Jesus

[fluid heron]

Damn you skipped past milf and went straight to cougar unfortunate

[inland jackal]

Damn

20 and already kids, hell naw

[tidal trellis]

20, already with kids and hit with alcoholism

[inland jackal]

Im 20 and i wanna wait like 5yrs

[fluid heron]

That is not good

[tidal trellis]

What a way to go

[storm stream]

2 kids at 20 !!
SHEEEE

SH

[pastel quartz]

mistakes are acceptable, but some mistakes are bigger and harder to fix

[fluid heron]

I don't ever want kids

[pastel quartz]

thats what their sayin, yeah

[glad carbon]

its twins?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[glad carbon]

good luck dude

[inland jackal]

They gonna fight everyday

[pastel quartz]

twin girls

[inland jackal]

Just imagine, every single day, girls arguing, pulling each others hair

Nightmare

[pastel quartz]

nah, I'm afraid they're gonna turn out attached to each other

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

forgot the g word isn't allowed and I can't ask if g son or t daughter

[inland jackal]

Hope you run out of booze

[storm stream]

wdym? and why?

[fluid heron]

What like littermate syndrome?

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-aniki-billy-herrington-sleepy-sleep-gif-14066389

gn brainfart

[inland jackal]

P!gae

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

like, they share everything (I mean everything), and they cant go one second without sticking to each other

like they're stuck together

[glad carbon]

what if they're conjoined

[pastel quartz]

they aint

[inland jackal]

Siamese

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/milly-fatfatmillycat-cat-blehhh-gif-12271686053191649676

[pale ingot]

alexposting

[pastel quartz]

something like that

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-gif-25974981

[tidal trellis]

Car

[fluid heron]

I've been rubbing this dogs belly for 10 minutes and hes just been on his back the entire time

[inland jackal]

Car

[pastel quartz]

I can jus imagine them on tiktok years later making those goth girl vids

😭🙏

[pale ingot]

he chill like that, damn.

[pastel quartz]

he chill

[pale ingot]

mf is relaxin

[inland jackal]

Nah they will turn out sesbian

[pale ingot]

alright

fuck it

im actually going to sleep

gn shifart

apart from the catposters

fuck those guys

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot

[pastel quartz]

if they do, they'll be sharing the same lover😭🙏

[storm stream]

you gotta teach em to cook and clean hause like a asian mum

[pale ingot]

you got me as i was closing discord, what

[inland jackal]

Fuxk you 🤝

[pale ingot]

🤝👅

[pastel quartz]

of course, I aint gonna raise spoiled ass princesses

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-aniki-billy-herrington-sleepy-sleep-gif-14066389

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-aniki-billy-herrington-sleepy-sleep-gif-14066389

Cya folks

[fluid heron]

Dad and his two sons

[storm stream]

[inland jackal]

Yea dont be like my aunt

She raised 2 spoiled girls

[pastel quartz]

you see now why I get refered to as a milf/cougar

[fluid heron]

If I have kids they are gonna be growing up in the woods like a unibomber

[inland jackal]

If one wants pomme frites in middle of the night, aunt will make it for them cause they asked for those

[pastel quartz]

mini teds

[inland jackal]

One of them is literally older than me

[pastel quartz]

that sounds like hell

imagine getting up in the middle of the night for your spoiled ass kids

[inland jackal]

Everything was given to them on a spoon

[fluid heron]

I caught this creature

[pastel quartz]

they have a job?

[inland jackal]

Also since my brother knows to polish cars, they want my bro to do it for their cars for free

[pastel quartz]

or do they depend on their allowances

[inland jackal]

Yes she has in a pet shop

[storm stream]

but Ted grew up in society and only later went away to the woods

[inland jackal]

Other one is bit older than a toddler, 10 i believe

[fluid heron]

Yeah well they are going to be learning from their father

[inland jackal]

12 could be

[pastel quartz]

entitled too

[inland jackal]

Yep

[pastel quartz]

goddamn

[storm stream]

you live rural or in city

[inland jackal]

Recently i went to her place to assemble some little tables she bought

I didnt even get a thank you in the end

[fluid heron]

Rural

[pastel quartz]

🙏

[inland jackal]

But aight

[pastel quartz]

😭

ungrateful mfs

[inland jackal]

This wasnt the first time

[storm stream]

fair then

[inland jackal]

And man, i gotta tell you smth

It fuckin

STINKS

5 huskies, 3 cats

Ants everywhere

[fluid heron]

5 huskies?

[inland jackal]

Like yea they got a roof but clean a bit, spray something that smells nice

[pastel quartz]

oh hell nah

[inland jackal]

Yea she breeds them and sells puppies

[pastel quartz]

how much she charging for a pup

[inland jackal]

Im wondering how did she get a bf

[inland jackal]

Honestly no idea

[pastel quartz]

groomed the mf, payin for his shit

[fluid heron]

I have 5 dogs

[inland jackal]

Never planned on getting a husky

[fluid heron]

couldn't imagine having 3 cats on top of that

[pastel quartz]

there are two of them, sisters afterall

he mentioned

[inland jackal]

Could be 2 cats, shoot me if im wrong

[inland jackal]

Nah nah, the situation is the old sister lives separated from family with her bf

[fluid heron]

Having 5 huskies that just howl all the time would make me loose my fucking mind

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck

thats a full on catlady

[inland jackal]

Yea they get constant complaints

[pastel quartz]

fucking insane

[inland jackal]

Circus if you ask me

[fluid heron]

Our neighbors let out their dogs at the same time as ours and complain about it like wtf do they expect

[pastel quartz]

a whole ass zoo

[inland jackal]

Also remember that sentence i said she wants my bro to polish her car

[pastel quartz]

nah

[inland jackal]

The thing is that everyone whos car is being polished, has to provide the polish solution

They call it milk for some reason, its white idk

Its been months and hasnt came by with it

[pastel quartz]

milk?

[inland jackal]

So my advice is to make some stuff harder to reach for them

Let them think how to get to goals

Dont feed them solutions

Whether its financial or general things

[pastel quartz]

yeah, I'm gonna make sure my daughters aint gonna grow up to be like them

[inland jackal]

Hopefully you wont drink in front of them

That would make them think its good for them if you drink it

And at age of idk 8, a bottle of wine fell cause they had to pour it in a fancy moms glass

Mierda

[pastel quartz]

hell nag

I'm changed, aint no drinking for me(unless I'm home alone)

[inland jackal]

You gonna wait 18 years then to be home alone

[storm stream]

afaik in France a glass of wine with a meal is normal and not considered "drinking"?

[inland jackal]

Heck even 16

[pastel quartz]

damn right

[broken topaz]

normalised alcoholism

[undone wave]

Some Germans like to sip on Jägermeister after dinner

[fluid heron]

I just don't like alcohol all that much I usually just drink Chardonnay cuz It doesn't make me gag

[broken topaz]

Its common in the older generation

Jäger or any other spice liqour

[inland jackal]

Glass of wine and a cig
Can take care of a french
Like for a slav rakija and fig

[broken topaz]

My grandparents did that on bigger family dinners atleast

[undone wave]

I'm an American 21 year old and I love jäger straight

[pastel quartz]

wine is just fermented squeezed grape anyway

no artificial acohol or anything

[fluid heron]

I wanna try to make mead it's really fucking easy

[pastel quartz]

yes

[inland jackal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wr6c_fOgnZU?si=mfRTl3GOhmTF7HLJ

[pastel quartz]

russians I believe have a thing for that

its fermented bread wine

[broken topaz]

That wasnt even a jägerbomb

he just drank a shot

[fluid heron]

You could tell me Jager is fermented diarrhea and I would believe you

Fuck jager

Fuck gin too

[pastel quartz]

its a good decision if you dont want to drink alcohol

[storm stream]

fuck does "artificial" mean? Every way of making alcohol has a different drink assicoated to it

[fluid heron]

One sip of gin makes me puke

[heavy peak]

thats why you don't drink it straight up

[pastel quartz]

wine is usually just grape juice, thats aged

[fluid heron]

Even mixed it makes me feel gross

[inland jackal]

Yall disgust me
Rakija is the mother of all alcohol

Apricot, plum

Apple, pear

You name it

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sinister-dark-maga-dark-maga-trump-gif-25180038

[broken topaz]

all alcohol is bad

[inland jackal]

Agreed

[green schooner]

no thats moonshine

[fluid heron]

I just don't like alcohol I might drink a twisted tea every once in a while

[pastel quartz]

yup, we blacking out with this one

[inland jackal]

Potato is fruit too

[glad carbon]

yes

[heavy peak]

well then don't mix 3 parts gin and 0.5 part of whatever else

[green schooner]

I drank moonshine

[glad carbon]

never drink never smoke

[green schooner]

it fucked me up

and usually most dont

lol

[heavy peak]

or you'll be like that grandma that dumps whole bottle and says she needs a few lemon wheels xd

[fluid heron]

Bros gins number 1 fan or sum

Idgaf

[ruby minnow]

what

[green schooner]

gin is meh

jack is like 10 times better

for casual drinking

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[heavy peak]

no taste whatsoever

[green schooner]

i said

for casual

[fluid heron]

Jim beam wit some orange juice

[heavy peak]

jack literally tastes like puke xd

[green schooner]

idk i like it

personally

[pastel quartz]

how bout whiskey?

[green schooner]

we are talking about jack daniel whiskey

[fluid heron]

you could put any flavored whiskey in orange juice and it's good

[ruby minnow]

man i wish i drank any other liqour then rakija vodka and beer

but too expensive

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/weakness-disgusts-me-senju-gif-13079766

[fluid heron]

An acquired taste for shit and piss

[pastel quartz]

oh, its just that I havent really bought that

just come across it in the same alcohol isle

[fluid heron]

Jack is yucky

[pastel quartz]

I thinked of trying it once

but was unsure

[fluid heron]

It's real bottom shelf that presents itself as better than it is

[pastel quartz]

and its expensive too, I guess

[fluid heron]

It's like Henny for 30 year old white men

[inland jackal]

I had once some canadian whiskey

[inland jackal]

Felt like i drank hot perfume

[pastel quartz]

prob from quebec😭🙏

[fluid heron]

Bro gin just makes me feel like I drank oyster water

[pastel quartz]

I do not want to know how that tastes like, how do you know what oyster water tastes like?

[heavy peak]

and what kind of bottom shelf gin did you drink?

[fluid heron]

Nah not like the taste like the texture

[heavy peak]

in that blue square bottle?

[fluid heron]

it's the texture that fucks me up

[pastel quartz]

thick?

[fluid heron]

some 1809 empress gin that is going to sit on my counter for eternity

[heavy peak]

picture or didn't happen

[fluid heron]

It was like 50 bucks

1908

[heavy peak]

lmao
i guessed it was blue

and sure enough it is

[fluid heron]

Bro this shit has a 100% puke rate

[pastel quartz]

yeaaaah...I aint going to touch other alcoholic drinks than wine

[heavy peak]

lmao
infused gin

[fluid heron]

It goes down like flem

[ruby minnow]

why did you post a time capsule

[fluid heron]

it's fucking nasty

[pastel quartz]

thick?

[fluid heron]

Yes very and dry as shit

[heavy peak]

he's giving a bad rep, because he drank an infussed gin that he didn't like

[fluid heron]

it feels like you are suffocating and drowning at the same time

[pastel quartz]

I dont want to know how that tastes like

[pastel quartz]

liquid waterboarding?

[fluid heron]

It like leaves a snail trail in your throat

[storm stream]

gotta wash it down with sumn

obv

[fluid heron]

Bro it's like oil it slides right off

[storm stream]

wtf

[fluid heron]

Feels like if you drank olive oil it fucking sucks

[pastel quartz]

yeah I dont want to know how that is like

[green schooner]

ill drink it

[fluid heron]

It's for people who have sat there and drank poison for so long their body doesn't react like it's poison

That's what an acquired taste is

[green schooner]

give

give

give

[glad carbon]

you'd drink anything

[green schooner]

ive been drinking since like

15

I'll be able to

handle it

maybe

[storm stream]

what if you mix it 1/3 gin 2/3 tonic (or whatever)?

[glad carbon]

you're an alcoholic

[green schooner]

yes.

[glad carbon]

poor lil guy

[heavy peak]

Mhmm
Now i want 12y old Irish whiskey.... Too bad i don't have a bottle of it

[fluid heron]

I still taste the fucking nastiness

[green schooner]

it makes playing games

more fun

[ruby minnow]

the 1st world alcoholism is crazy

[heavy peak]

Sucks

[ruby minnow]

they drink

whiskey and wine

[green schooner]

i just like the taste

plus its fun

kinda like weed

but without weed

[ruby minnow]

i would love to try out a good whiskey

[fluid heron]

I like Arnold Palmers half and half I like sweet shit

[ruby minnow]

but don't got the money

so will contunie drinking vodka and rakija

[storm stream]

same

[fluid heron]

Shit is making me cringe just thinking about a swig

[heavy peak]

Shit's good wdym

3/4 part of fresh lemon juice and honey syrup
And 2 parts of gin

[ruby minnow]

bro you are not even drinking whiskey anymore

what is that

[fluid heron]

Shit makes me immediately start burping till I vomit

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/milly-fatfatmillycat-cat-blehhh-gif-12271686053191649676

[fluid heron]

Yeah bro the alcohol is really good once you mix it with a million things

[green schooner]

i was playing mordhau drunk and

[fluid heron]

yeah no shit

[green schooner]

best experience ever

[ruby minnow]

if i mix the worst tasting thing

with 20 other ingredients

it will taste good

[fluid heron]

I was crazy at mordjau when I was drunk

[ruby minnow]

just how chicken

tastes like shit

and smells like shit

without spices

[green schooner]

bro same

[fluid heron]

Until you season it

[heavy peak]

Not unless the worst thing ends up being Southern Comfort

It will come through

There's no stopping it

[glad carbon]

cool beans

[ruby minnow]

i know a guy who played games better while he was drunk

[storm stream]

What else? You're not gonna thow it away, right?

[heavy peak]

Me

[fluid heron]

When I'm like a little tipsy I get way better

[storm stream]

Me in WT

[ruby minnow]

actually

[fluid heron]

and then it's just a slippery slope

[ruby minnow]

i played better while drunk aswell

[fluid heron]

to absolute shit

[ruby minnow]

i guess being drunk just makes you play better

[ruby minnow]

yeah

i never got drunk too much

[fluid heron]

You do good for like 2-3 game and then it's just awful

[ruby minnow]

but i know he did

and he couldn't even talk

[heavy peak]

Lets do a drunk lobby and play CS:S together

[green schooner]

im up

[undone wave]

Door stuck

[fluid heron]

I'm playing elden ring on my Xbox so nah

[ruby minnow]

i don't got any money to buy any kind of liqour

i'm saving up for the summer rn

[heavy peak]

Idk
For the past 10 minutes you were yapping and copping about the bottle you wasted money on

[undone wave]

Homebrew some mead

[fluid heron]

And for the past 20 I've been playing with my dogs

[pastel quartz]

mf I'm glad that etiquette in france is to bring wine to whoever you visit, friend or family, and lately I have a lot of guests that brung me expensive ass wine🔥🔥

[ruby minnow]

i hate wine

idk why people like it

[pastel quartz]

suit yourself

[toxic sundial]

Don't drink it then

[heavy peak]

It depends what type of wine

[pastel quartz]

depressed women

[fluid heron]

Just took a shot and I didn't even let it hit my tongue I'm the goat

[ruby minnow]

yeah actually

wine industry is kept up by depressed women

[pastel quartz]

I'm one of those mfs😭🙏

[fluid heron]

I think I don't like getting drunk because I got weed

[pastel quartz]

it aint hit as hard and gets me drunk if I drink too much

[pastel quartz]

its okay, alcohol is an acquired taste

[fluid heron]

bro I hate that fucking word

[pastel quartz]

not for everyone, I guess

[fluid heron]

"it's an acquired taste" no it tastes like fucking ass

Some people like eating ass and some dont

Eating ass isn't an acquired taste

[pastel quartz]

thats a kink sir

[fluid heron]

Chiv 2 gross

Fucking stinker of a game

[ruby minnow]

you've never experienced life

unless you put cola in your vodka

drank it

and got poisoned

[toxic sundial]

K

[ruby minnow]

that's when you have experienced life to its fullest

[fading shuttle]

why

[pastel quartz]

rasputin experience

[fluid heron]

Experiencing life to its fullest is when you driving down i95 high as shit hydro planing

[pastel quartz]

this one relatable

[ruby minnow]

it was a good time

hospital and all that

[fluid heron]

I had to drive my drunk parents back from a braves game one time and I was so close to just sweeping into a median and ending my shit

[ruby minnow]

also another note

don't buy cheap vodka

[fluid heron]

Shit taste like the smell of lighter fluid

[pastel quartz]

speaking from experience, yes?

[ruby minnow]

yes

i haven't gone blind yet

but ending up in hospital isn't great too

[fluid heron]

My undying hate of drunk people makes me not wanna get drunk most of the time

[pastel quartz]

you get that from moonshine

[ruby minnow]

nah anything homemade

gives you that

at least from what i heard

[fluid heron]

If it's got enough ethanol

If you drink a pure shot of ethanol you fuckin die

[ruby minnow]

there was a period of time

where my mom got drunk a lot

in the house

i hated it

[pastel quartz]

the jug with the 3 x's is where its at

[ruby minnow]

worst times of my life

[fluid heron]

One time I brutalized my mom's drunk boyfriend

tried to fight me and I beat his ass for 15 minutes

[ruby minnow]

i'm happy that my mom listened to me and my brother

and finally dropped liqour completely

[fluid heron]

Yeah my mom picked up the bottle again so I needa talk to her

fucking hate alcohol brings out the worst in people

[ruby minnow]

yeah

and while this was happening

i wasn't at the maturity i am right now

i was like 15

so it was way worse seeing my mom like that and not being able to bring it up

[fluid heron]

yep

that's what happens

then you get a little bit older and then you just sit there and fucking stress because your family is falling apart

[ruby minnow]

well my family fell apart when i was at single digits so no problem

[fluid heron]

My dad left my mom like 2 years ago and she has just attracted the worst people I've ever seen

[ruby minnow]

yeah my mom has been getting boyfriends aswell

none has been bad

thankfully

some even try to seem like a father

[fluid heron]

that shit infuriates me

[pastel quartz]

like in what way?

[fluid heron]

when they try to act like your dad

[ruby minnow]

i mean how does a dad act

[fluid heron]

They don't even act like a dad

They just act like they are above you

[ruby minnow]

that's the thing

[pastel quartz]

I dont have one, I dont know

[ruby minnow]

these ones don't act like that

[pastel quartz]

I was raised by my aunts

[fluid heron]

Well a dad is someone who cares about their kids

[ruby minnow]

i mean it might be because i'm also pretty cold to them

[fluid heron]

obviously some people don't feel that way

[ruby minnow]

but none of them has tried to act like my biological father instead of just a guy that cares about me

[fluid heron]

they dont really care

[pastel quartz]

a mother figure, but a dude?

[fluid heron]

Pretty much

[pastel quartz]

thats swag

[fluid heron]

it's hard explaining what a dad means to someone of another gender

ig for women it would be like a protector almost

[ruby minnow]

for us it would be more like a

[fluid heron]

For men it's someone to look up to

[ruby minnow]

person who teaches you the things

you need to know

[ruby minnow]

yeah and that

[fluid heron]

I'm prolly gonna call my dad tomorrow

[ruby minnow]

imma check if my dad is dead yet

[pastel quartz]

my dad is gone, he and my mom got divorced when I was a baby

[fluid heron]

unfortunate but that's just how it goes sometimes

[pastel quartz]

no father figure present in my life

[ruby minnow]

it kinda had been like that for me aswell

[pastel quartz]

thats italian parents for ya

[fluid heron]

Im lucky my dad is still in my life

[glad carbon]

hi buddy

[ruby minnow]

i wasn't with my dad for many years when he and mom was together

but the years i was with him

it was terrible

now only relationship i have with him is waiting for him to die and wanting money from time to time

[toxic sundial]

Hello

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/milly-fatfatmillycat-cat-blehhh-gif-12271686053191649676

[fluid heron]

I had my dad for my most of my life but then one day they got divorced and then he kinda just dropped off the map

[pastel quartz]

thats how I was thrown in france too, neither my mom or aunts can take care of me, so they send me off to my relatives

[ruby minnow]

also there is this thing in Turkey

[fluid heron]

Where are you originally from

[ruby minnow]

where

[pastel quartz]

sicily

[ruby minnow]

male children have the say on the property that was left from their parents

[fluid heron]

I'm originally from Wisconsin

Now I'm all the way south

[pastel quartz]

the midwest?

[fluid heron]

North east

down to the south east

[pastel quartz]

oh, sorry, I dont know much on states in the U.S

[fluid heron]

Most people in this server dont

When I say Georgia they think of the country

[pastel quartz]

probably because half the poeple in the server are europeans, but it is what it is I guess

[ruby minnow]

all i know is

applachia is at north

texas is at south east

and florida is south west

[fluid heron]

wrong right wrong

Florida is south east

Appalachia is in south east

Everything in the mid west and west sucks ass

[ruby minnow]

wait why did i thought applachia had a border with canada

oh because i was thinking of montana

[fluid heron]

I don't know shit about the US Canada bordrr

[pastel quartz]

originally, I was planning on moving somewhere in the midwest

[fluid heron]

The tax rate and living cost is usually low

[pastel quartz]

a small town that nobody really knows

[fluid heron]

But job opportunities aren't ad much

[pastel quartz]

a perfect quiet life

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/yoshikage-kira-gif-12544927738877079713

[pastel quartz]

just enough to live by, aye?

[pastel quartz]

I swear I'm not him

[fluid heron]

I don't know I don't live far from atlanta

[ruby minnow]

what i don't understand about america is

[fluid heron]

The states?

[ruby minnow]

you have washington dc at virginia or somewhere there

why do you have washington state

[fluid heron]

This is gonna be so hard without sitting here and typing paragraphs

[pastel quartz]

someone american, speak up

[ruby minnow]

and it was like

the latest territory y'all got

[pastel quartz]

dawg you interacting with europeans

[fluid heron]

Yeah but I don't want to type paragraphs

[pastel quartz]

thats understandable

[fluid heron]

essentially British colonies

eventually gain independence keep their denotions

Civil war