#🎪bruh-fart
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Go into the forest and run up to a momma grizzly and give her a big hug
It helps if you put your arms waaaay above your head
(don’t do this you will die)
I could probably kill a black bear with my bare hands
why is my timing alwayst so shit
cuz youre stupid
Think faster chucklenuts
stop stroking bears
Woah
but can you kill it.. with your bear hands?

Bears eat beets
hi buddy
Trump save me🙏
hey little guy
Yum
I think if you get a bear in a rear naked choke they can't do anything
why does it have to be naked
6 pixel boobs
wtf
whats up big man
Battlestar Galactica

He fucks bears
not much king
bg3 reference
Dunno why that’s a wonderful way to get mauled
listen if I wasn't fucking the bears who would
it was a gif I sent to a friend to troll him but discord distorted the gif into this monstrosity 
boozing tonight?
maybe
if I wasn't out there 26 hours a day fucking bears nobody else would and then what
maybe soon
Bear bull bull bear bull bear bear bear bear bull bull
awesome
We do a little bit of boozing
Cum courier
we do a significant amount of boozing
Which bear is best
Trick question, black bear
:D
boozing alone?
synth freak
Weak internet
yeah whats the alternative
Hmm today I will assassinate my wife 
boozing with the boys
Imagine your playing hitman and you load in and on the back of 47s head is a swastika
no boys to booze with in real life, only on the computer internet discord
i live in a field in arizona
show me the boys
😔
better yet, pull up
Run into the desert
i'd booze with you but i aint able to drink
why
whats wrong with you
Frog is hooked up to a dialysis machine rn
legally not allowed
you're... a miner?
no im just under 21
A coal miner
what backwater do you live in for the minimum drinking age to be 21
Cannot drink alcohol, as there is too much coal dust in his lungs
The US
the united states
amerikka
the horrors of being american
America
can you legally fugg tho
yes

You are old enough to die but not old enough to drink
cigarettes? yeah its no longer up to each individual state. minimum federal tobacco purchasing age is 21.
Same
iedy hop on spt
old enough to have kids, still not allowed to drink 
this is a real "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene" moment
You can legally sign binding contracts get tattoos but you can't drink
you can be married and have a kid but you cant drink
shit you can get married at 16
what do they do to you if you drink
m I high or low
Am I bipolar
Need another you
To shake it shake it
Ohh I love that face
perfect stranger
Cus I could use someone
To shake it shake it
But I know that I can’t get you out of my head
And I know I can’t numb you away
Yeah I know when I wake up with her instead
No there ain’t no one replacing you
No there ain’t no one replacing you
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
Uuhh
Healing my hearts confusion
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
But there ain’t no one replacing you
Uuhh
Been looking for substitution
Uuhh
Losing all of my illusions
Uh-Uuhh
Looking for substitution
Cus there ain’t no one replacing you
Gotta losen up
My emotions
Just start it up
To shake it shake it
When I hear your name
I can’t be sober
I could use someone
To shake it shake it
Nothing
lock you in jail for ever

who cares
"you'll damage your brain development!! oh by the way, feel free to access all of this pornography and brainrot on the internet starting from the age you can hold a computer mouse"
duten pula mea
Honestly they prolly shouldn't let 18 year olds drink especially since you gotta use a car everywhere in the us
mortii matiii
i have never drank alcohol outside of my own home
yeah
Yeah well some people like the ruin shit
what does this contribute to the conversation
hes jerking it
goonerator
iedy is in the stripped club, strait up jorkin it
his peanits
I had to drive back an hour from Atlanta while drunk and wanted to fucking die
jorking... jorking waht
idk man google it
Fuck plants
he was talking bout...
ur welcome
his peanits
its a bussy
thats insensitive
the ass is the whole thing
@atomic crane why you up at like 3am
because you asked me if i was boozing and i was like "shit you right"
booze til you snooze
amen
booze, slop, bedtime
slopper
undertime slopper
solo slopper

pov: you're no longer being forced to learn how to military so you also don't know how to overthrow your own government
contemplating it
i love underlime slopper
https://www.tiktok.com/@undertimeslopper/video/7169255650415906091?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
fuck i got trolled
no embed?
yes
thats why the US wants to ban it
@pale ingot 
Take it off
what game is that
That better not be stalcraft
very hungry fellow
^
its stalcraft
critical penis failure

gooned to death
Me rn
Bro stalcraft was the most over hyped shit show of a game
Mfs were talking about it like it was the second coming of christ
If it was just a bit balanced maybe
@narrow lotus Hristos a înviat 
Adevarat a inviat ! 🫡
i sell frog at kfc
Yo check this video out
chicken fried steak would be sick rn
i want a real slopfest
sloppin solo
😋 🤤
s5 with the perfect response
eat slop, no youtube
Babaq bacon burger
BabaQbacobbuerger
stay inside, no weed
Stay inside, rot
Chickens don't even cook nowadays smh #lazyfuck
all they know is eat lot of grain and die
swap 2 and 1 and we have a deal

I’ve had this gif for over 2 years
This thing popped up on my reels and I wanted to curse yall with it
cool fuckin knighta
Looks like a depressed uncle
damn if it isn't Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord with the Warhammer Overhaul Mod?
erm... chaos undivided??? more like chaos undivide these buttcheeks
no?
@grizzled meadow thinking
oh ok
its just warhammer 3

nope
empire
sure does look like empire yup
yes, armor is too fancy and properly made for it to be chaos
your honor, slaanesh's struggle for perfection
🙏
knights of the black rose rock
elspeth is peak empire
empire is fun to play again
armor has no purple
Жоро игнатов screaming on tv
its over
Giving the homies good luck kisses
those better both be men
They are
this isnt brainheal

late
it doesnt matter
fuck i heard one of my gunners ask "where is kruber, i havent seen him since talabheim"

@pale ingot @pastel quartz @hot snow PASTELE 
kruber, the bounty hunter?
thats enough out of you
SARMALE
say the line, breezy
the mercenary captain from vermintide
HRISTOS A INVIAT

i only played VT2 and saw the bounty hunter version of that one guy
you know the one
bounty hunter is the witch hunter
the sigma guy
ADEVĂRAT A ÎNVIAT

not kruber
sigmar male grindset
i already had easter
ХРИСТОС ВОСКРЕСЕЕЕЕЕЕ
cause im half hungarian
these guys are really getting on my nerves
flooding the chat with letters
ive really had it up to here
we can flood it with numbers if you want
we should make an english only brainfart
oh wait

we are celebrate easter, join us 
oh yeah
i thought easter was last month
i know
it hurts me too
NO YOU SAY IT 
Just had to check what month it was
erm, what the flip
Poggers

unlucky for you, ive been playing kingdom come deliverance and you're looking like the type of dude that would hire Cuman mercenaries in your conquest of bohemia
What the sigma

i would never hire cum mans
What the skibidi rizz
thats what i called them as i played
do it moat
Nah I did it
kai cenat and baby gronk
yeah i constantly think to myself "uuaaaaaggghhh im... im cuman aaaaaa"
This a freezeframe from a clip where some guys tried capturing me and nursed me back to health, but they forgot to cuff me so I got back up and killed them
not ours 
they are muslim, easter is on a different day
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@glad carbon
anyway im gonna go back to being happy where i am in breakpoint
im gonna go get that drink ive been dreaming of for the past hour and maybe do a little slopping
awesome
drunk sloppy
the drunk slopper
@ruby minnow

hes so talented...
i love seeing the little men march
you love seeing men

Idek if this is like
Realistic
But in arma reforger rpgs have a really low muzzle velocity
So if someone shoots one from really far away you can dodge it if you react fast enough
Saved
thanks
I LOVE GUNS, I LOVE KNIGHTS
magic bullets
salami and crackas
too inaccurate
eagle airstrike, orbital laser, orbital railcannon
500kg bomb
come on, people
rail cannon
This pfp sucks
thanks for letting us know
Cant believe our parents let us watch happy tree friends
no wonder we turned out this way
Have been a disaster for mankind
you freaky freaky
😝
dont anger the sigma pal......
Before I get freaky w u.... 👅
Ingame
Drake size
you just gon freak it
I could NEVER
plush wanter
you a freak!!!
you're older than 10 years old and you're feeling some level of desire to own a clump of fabric in the shape of a video game character
It's NOT a videogame character
its my king....
im a big bully and im gonna judge you
Kenyatta Lee Frazier jr.
im going to tie ur shoes together and throw them on a telephone wire
do you want total war
So
Carti arc
Forbidden arc
Freaky opium arc
total war 3
Someone give me ideas
silly car
Drake arc
get the trade started
china is free real estate rn
eating salami and crackers rn;...
-___-
fuck i should make some
no salami tho
slomy
idk how many shots would equal 6 gulps but im on 6 gulps rn
"I am, Atlanta." -King Kenyatta Lee Frazier II
sucked it right out of the bottle
Drink until failure
You are in the long game here.
plastic bottle for easy sucking
@prisma quiver breaking bad arc
All the others? They're gonna quit.
But not you
You are in here for the long game, drink until liver failure.
plus 1 beer to wash the disgusting liquor taste down
Been there
why are the ghosts green like fart
possum arc
why are farts green like ghosts
Oh, possum?
bullshit you are lying
yo, possum
Reetz gives the kitties some life with a double, bringing in 2 runs
💖 10 🔁 2
what am i watching
i have no idea man
nice algorithm :)
music be like woop woop woop woop
ratjam
also today during the game
Hey guys
true
one dude from rivercats (our team for MILB, Affilate of SF Giants btw) got a fucking ball to the ankle
the batter*
It made a nice clunk sound like dude
MILB
then someone broke a bat from a direct ball hit
Minor league Baseball
wtf
Man, i'd like to BALL 🏀
Ball ball ball ball 🏀
balls
balls indeed
I LOVE BALLS!!!
'ate chaos (not racist jus don loik em)
yooo

suck peanits tarkov
oh so all the mods are gonna break again
alo
I see your desire for wildlander hasn't lasted long
pula mea
bobr kurwa?
i remembered there was the empire update bro
i gotta pike and shot
its in my nature
fair
light work
wildlander aint going anywhere
average tarkover
omw to post the prapor fanfic
hows your install going
prapor is sidorovich ripoff
I'm at the dentist rn, I'll continue installing when I'm home again
hi buddy

fuck
these amethyst units going hard
is this total fart
yes


i accept none of the blame for making this
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big gey men
i hate dwarves
Joined duty, ive never felt so gey in my life.
i just gotta get those hellblasters and im set
you gotta love yourself
how tall, are you serbian?
i am 190
big man
I'm crawling 3 cm below
such a silly story, but on the other hand, hampters do be obsessed with dying as fast and stupid as possible
would
would? WOULD WHAT?
would
hello cori
hello
hows it goin
Hello cori hello frog


I’m busy securing the bag rn 
Got this goth girl I’m talking too tryna secure it fr
Because goth girl calls 
Goth bitches 🤝
im sorry hydro but in the real world the twink femboy gets the goth girl
Maybe in Germany or whatever backwards place your from
But here it’s the proper geezers

I'm moving like Oppenheimer
cool
It's Kiryu
Too thin to be Falco
Go away SerGAY

whats wrong wit this cat

cut off at the perfect moment to make me wonder if he just said Kiryu-chan
yes
thats exactly what he is saying
Idk do you
i love both
you should watch the sopranos
obamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobamaobama
CUM
cum courier
MONSTER
THE DRINK
@lone cedar @inland jackal BRAĆO SAHRANITE ME ZA DORUČAK PRASE 
Watch full metal alchemist
wdym boring
And thats my second watch thru
we continue clicking our way into wildlander
shit's funny asf
autoclicker broke?
nah it works, thankfully
it even saved yesterday's progress, only 300 mods to go
nuh uh, sewerslvt has a v in their name,
this one is fake
I wonder how many of those wildlander mods are not a real content but some shit like "give deers a nice eye color" and "Nazim's model has a 40 cm girthy cock now"
too many
sigh
prijatno
I'll probably just scroll through what's already installed and remove clutter eventually
30% are those 1kb fix mods
those are fine
Indonesian traditional Skibidifest in Indonesia
theres the animation fixes, 10% are like, frameworks
and about 20% is the actual content stuff
i see wildlander as a base for requiem if u like that type of shit
but i would wish for more content
"hd rabbit"... gee thanks wildlander, really needed that
yes you do
it's for furries that like zooming in on the wildlife
i mean u got a new pc so why not
true
listen those polygons are gonna kill it
that hd rabbit is gonna bend the pins on the cpu
silence
gonna heat those pins so hard they will bend on the weight of the chip
Main Quest does not start until you kill a dragon. Dragons don’t spawn until level 15.
heads up busy
boost the dragon spawn level until like, 40
because with the way requiem is, you aint taking em down at 15
bonus for magic school at least
atronach? 
yes sir
they got a whole ass roadmap
quite a based choice I always use that one in morrowind
in morrowind, having atronach is not even a downside
next update will pretty much be just the religion and jobs
straight upgrade
summon and abuse a ghost for 19 seconds on self
where tf do i find what quests are added
111/267
found it
wildlander doesnt really have actual quest mods
its mostly vanilla in that regard
time to kms
heres the best mod
give us the dark elf
damn jarl balgruuf executed all the barbers
whomp whomp
yep
and tweaks
only 100 mods left
bigger mods soon
Hvala
HD 4K SNOW THAT ONLY WORKS IN ONE DUNGEON ON THE MAP
takes up 30 gb

well this guy makes tens of thousands each month from the brainless with too much money giving it to him on patreon
so his modlist is desigend for said peole with too much money and their 999TB PCs
been following that shit since it was called ultimate skyrim
it basically invented the need for wabbajack by itself
based then
wabbajack is easy to use for people who dont want to put effort into modding
yeah wabbajack is the next best thing after just uploading the whole modpack somewhere into a single download
there is additional merit to modpacks, I could smack a lot of mods together on my own, but they're not fine tuned to each other
sir recommend me one stuffed modlist with crap tons of quests
max he makes is 1k per month, maybe even less
fuck you
wildlander
No sir
damn that's a huge falloff
guess the dumbasses got savvy after being milked for 2 years
or wait is it 4-5y now
dylan parried deez nuts
meh just old saltyness dont mind me
Yeah
Depressive russian city
Based
tbh his patreon is just how most go the way i see it, remain obscure, big explosion with tons of money, and then only the people who actually care stay supporting after a year
dudes in school rn from what ive seen
shame the next update wont be with the religion stuff
deathclaw pussy got me going into quarry junction without a 50
Assaultron
you should totally be a vampire
Is that fur growing out of your ears?
+50 rads
+50 rads
what that laser do
heating

I'm telling you, I heard it. Howling. Those werewolf tales are true
Dont stick yo dick in crazy
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maybe you even do the companions' quests as well you furry?
How else
I only did companions quest once cause Kodlak seemed nice
They are the only heavy armour trainers in 19 miles
just finished shitting
ok
out here wilding my lands
do em
im a wildlander man
get farkas in yo home
I only play female elf vampires 
with mods that make elfs hot
@grizzled meadow
I recognize the whiterun stables anywhere
I just like to roleplay as myself in video games
why would you play as a failure
Ivan wtf? 
❤️
back to the banned lords then
you also probably play as a girl there
girl liker
this is so much worse than what wilgruf dick cheese was
you disappoint me alex
yes
Strigoi really fell off into the void
gladius for sieges
spatha for cavalry-ing
spear for supporting my infantry
the uh long golden spatha I yoinked from my husbando
indian steals the life essence of a random bangaledeshi man he found off of the food stall street colorized
is butter lords popular in turkey?
@placid sail
these fuckass images are too funny man
i cant wait until benzin learns the glory of our lord and saviour
apple cabbage stew
why is he so pissed
like hes about to murder him
I know it's made in turkey das why I axed
its literally him
I should get a falx so I can demolish all my oposition
Turkish
Yo... Charlie is suing US Immigration
This is the greatest upcoming lawsuit of All Time
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bro what reshade is that I never seen stalker look so colorful
its a private reshade
i'm planning to release it for
250 dollars
WHAT THE FUCK that's so cheap by modern day standards 
ah i forgot that i shouldnt modify list and load saves
welp, atleast i didnt play that character much
so... What is up with these Lebron memes recently?
Know your meme is gonna drop a video on it and its gonna stop being made
what do u guys think
Id eat that
nice

looks like dragon flesh
fire bro
okay
installed windows 10 after some hassle with my moms new laptop
turns out this bitch didnt have network drivers
angry silver rathalos
I had to download em from the HP support page
the laptop is actually meant originally for windows 11 since there was no option to choose windows 10 on the page
but the drivers worked
god fking bless
looks undercooked
don't quit your dayjob
aela is just the protag of horizon zero dawn
ALOY!!!!
nuh uh, her name is aela
anyway im companion now
time to steal all the silverware

grandpa house goes hard
when its raining
Wallah its so chill
until a gypsy passes ofc
This rain passed thru my town earlier
Ivan lives close by
Murder by all means 
Alooo
about to throw A hand
you could probably clubber someone with the other hand with enough momentum
Yeh, I have this arm brace with metal in it I wear when I'm outside
I have used it to clobber my brother when we were fighting and according to him
"it hurts"
you weren't lying, the last mods take quite a bit of time to install
I took a nap, and it's still going
30 left
hi going home till monday

expanded dawnstar my beloved
yes cus the mods in wabbajack are ordered by size
from smallest to largest
oh my god what did they do to her
what, is this expanded or 
yes, vanilla dawnstar is like 3 buildings
todd howard is utterly convinced that any place with several buildings and five people in total is a city
the elder scrolls, fallout
you will suffer as every single female character has gone through this
starfield atlantis city is stretched out so far to make it look like a big city
curse you modders
but every 100m there are 2 npc walking
Who wont busy rim me
that are irrelevant

i curse you with modded ysolda
I haven't even played the game, but already know hodd toward's handywork
ok let me elaborate you the main quest
quest 1
collect rock
quest 2
Collect rock
quest 3
collect rock
on a plus side, killing npc will be even less of an ethical concern now
it doesnt say in the mod organizer that it has dawnstar expanded but hey im not complaining

idk what the actual mod name was
but all the smaller holds like falkreath, dawnstar, morthal get expanded
I can stream wildlander later if it floats your boat
i see sir
hop on wildlander
Make screenshots for me
Streaming uses too much traffic
she has no clue
CURVED
that is a very beautiful yard sir






