#πͺbruh-fart
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no that's... IPA
No ipas suck
Lost
cum, courier.

No kys
I use latex with your mom
ok 
-hot nerevar x dagoth ur action
BGM: Joy Robot - https://youtu.be/eyNz33GEQBU
THE LYRICS:
Dagoth Ur welcomes you my sweet persistent friend.
To this place where destiny(is) made, why have you come unprepared?
Nerevar, friend or traitor come and look upon the heart.
I wait for you countless ages on your next incarnation.
What a grand innoce...
I dont need siblings tyvm
ΠΈΡΠΏΡΠ°ΠΆΠ½ΡΡΡΡΡ Π²ΡΡ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ 
:flag_ru: Russian (ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊ)
β¬οΈ
defecate all the time
!courier
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welcome back. busy is about to get banned 
what he do
be !gay
Traditional monitor behaviour when I haven't used it in a few days
I can't believe I also returned in time to see busy byed
I bet your mom washed it
Nah
Maybe you deserved it
This just how It goes sometimes
what a perfect excuse to upgrade to 420hz
Nah it's almost fixed itself
Have you tried stabbing it with a fork?
Takes around 15-30 mins for monitor to stop acting up
Am eating food in the meantime
Helldivers servers are being shut down
Pulling out of russia
why?
he spent twenty five billion rubles (monopoly bucks) so he could pretend to be conscripted

great news, I died in a tutorial
it's been a hot second since I last owned a pc that is capable of handling modern games on high quality
bonus points for building it myself
did u dive in the no dive zone
well, to be honest - im happy for you 
happened to me too recently in the game LonaRPG
Almost done cooking
holy fuck aint no one readin allat
especially after being told it was written by AI 
what if they fart behind my back
Counter fart
the fruitcake did, which was the point 
30 minutes of their time replying to an AI generated essay
Testicular torsion

aaand its done
I crawled under gun fire expecting the rout to be safe
it was not
:(
Real
:flag_bg: Bulgarian (Π±ΡΠ»Π³Π°ΡΡΠΊΠΈ Π΅Π·ΠΈΠΊ)
β¬οΈ
I'll light my stove with it
damn , me
its literally me
:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
β¬οΈ
You fucking slut born from Roma scum. I shit on your entire family and I will shit on your grave, because after this text you will go hang yourself with a rope that you stole because you can't afford your own. Get the fuck out of my sight, you fucking whore.
hmm

@stone blade dis you?
Ivan doesnt speak Polish last time I checkes
Bad mouth a mod
correct
nop
:flag_pl: Polish (polski)
β¬οΈ
go kill yourself faggot
oh
Huh
Shhhhh
Is it porn
its not
no
Ok thank god
@broken topaz Do not expose
which of these words is the illegal game word that starts with F 
stan jooswang sksksksksksksksksks
The last one
I dont like kpop i swear
im not cringe
I like cool people music
like SOAD
and and
uhhh
you are already all the other different types of cringe
whats kpop to add to the list
move yo yousztrhst your mom
one of the helldivers was breathing heavily in his mic the whole game
dont say that
and not only that, he grunted as if in pain
go to the helldivers channel
he is roleplaying
out of breath from running all over the map
Iβm autism powered
it seemed like it 
Say what
I bet you are
whatever you said
I'm not repeating it
it may be a greeting here in the balkans but mods love to ban when someone uses that word
so dont say it
yes father
ew
Iβm Slavic itβs ok
me
Get your legend straight
You say your Slovak
Then you say you wanna serve in us army
He is American but he did a genetics test that said he is 2% slovak

Did they deserve it?
Arguably yes
Trick question, they always deserve it
but not always ):
Most are really nice normal people
Incomprehensible
We are talking about discord mods here
Only matched in cringe by reddit mods
No
splat
@placid sail, teach me to rizz up nurses
His ass stepped into a psy field
Y'all see Dracula flow 5 dropped
not funny
Itβs long asfff tho
Show some veins
did
I feel like a radar anomaly
You in hospital too?
Are you in SantariΕ‘kΔs?
so american
yes but Iβm pure blood
not mixed with a hundred different things
american
"pureblood"
"slovak"
you still got a connection to home, or speak the language?
yeah ok buddy
yes
half american
We have our family history book and speak our tongue still
suck muh nutsβ¦
car
Hello chat
automoderator for words makes me cri errytiem
alo
Anyways, any feedback on the game ? Is it beta or full build ?
Can't you ask in the #1234945584746594456 chat, idk if people here play it
Oh right, didn't notice there was a channel
Splat
Peace and quiet
WOOOOO!!!! BOOBBSBSSS....
it's big boobs from the hit hideo game metal gear
Solid boobs
liquid boobs 
That's this woman
Kojima when there's a strong female character and her cleavage isn't exposed at least once
the boobs have to be strong too
is this the one who got PTSD from having her feet scanned
the bosses cleavage isn't just exposed, she's almost showing crotch cleavage
I'll be honest. Her appearing like that was a virgin move. I had built up respect for her and boom. Titty and crotch. Under the guise of her showing her convenient scars
Also wasn't she non-binary or something?
Hmm. The substance coming out of my nose now has the consistency of cum. Infection almost cured 
Thick cum or runny cum
like thick but transparent
@stone blade ti je ciganom
ne.
Je bolgarom?
da.
q nenaviju rom
?
I know din dobre what it mean
yep me too lol just get rid of the pseudo stripping on the fucking heli pls
Bell pepper?
is paprika still paprika?
Yes
Bell pepper.
in bulgarian
Π§ΡΡΠΊΠ°
:)
if you replace the Π¨ with Π it becomes penis
youre welcome
"top single lords in bannerlord" is not something I was expecting I'd ever have to google
TIME TO TAKE A SHITTTTTT
bannerlord should add tinder

@fading shuttle IM SHITTINGGGGGG

there needs to be a "im shitting command" that will announce to the entire server
Wow wow wow wow
Thats a slur for middle eastern people in russian
which one tho
With Π or Π¨
@river zealot
I need to know for
educational purposes
The R
WHAT THE FUCK IS SEMI CHEATING
hacks are on only half the matches
ok what is legit cheating
not fake cheating

brother i think i stopped at season.....8
this is why HOUSE MD is the best
majority of the time its just him pissing people off
and being a smartass
the rest is doing a MRI
by the EMPIRE
I LOVE GUNPOWDER
but does gunpowder love you back
The horrors that all of chaos can conjure vs mah fucken boom stick
no way we're playing literally the same game
wrong
my germans have guns

and mortars
i have a parasocial relationship with gunpowder weaponry
That one's guys ability "mere mortal men" goes insanely hard
Extra speed, melee attack, an AP magic projectiles for free company
i like him but he isnt franz
she's all binary - as a video game character
Franz is a dork
franz is the fucking man
volkmar is old
8 lives left
erm what the kurwa
I wanna KMS I returned back to messing with models in source
I forgot how bad it is
real
damn
next thing you'll tell me is it's gonna be may 4th @grizzled meadow
unbelievable
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
as expected of andrew taint
the only mf capable of defeating virgil is indeed andrew tate
playing bannerlord made me realize I miss the insane weapon swing speeds from modded warband
banned lord
that shit is geyer than 2 men having sez
wish im him fr fr
real BY THE EMPIRE moment for someone who sucks at the game
@runic kernel have a cat on the hoyse
Mfs spinning him like carambit
brotherman spun it around like a butterfly knife in CSGO
didnt even see you say basically the same thing lmao
Ur loss
woa
cause youre even more slow
thats what no cardio gets you
Stalker Gamma did that for me
like
I was walking down the road with some guy
About like 5 minutes
I heard a chimera in my sleep once and jumped awake in .1s
And then I just hear a shot ring and the guy infront of me drops in the road
And I go to cover in a building
While hes screaming
"AHHHHHHH HELP MEEE!!!!"
Out on the road
damn
I feel that
what
why not just take water in your mouth
and do it like
manually?
Ah
And another thing which happened earlier
Rpg impacted near our mrap, driver panicked and drove off the road
It was full
Only me and another guy survived the crash
which gun should i use in tarkov
TT
Su-gma 12
that shit can't even be kitted π
your loss
from what ive heard it basically suffers the same exact issues as dragons dogma 1, the same game in a new coat of paint
that grip
looks like ks-12 from gamma
hi
what does that look like
an ak chambered in 12 gauge
isg saiga
]
unisg saiga yeah
hi
say bye to your balls and your groin
some HK shit
Me when I fucking get you
I can't differentiate guns sorry
hk416 makes me horny
why are you here
this would suck in cqb
me too
I have pc appropriate to try out some AAA
and all I want
is to play some MINECRAFT
you could play rimworld
you made some typos while writing "minecraft"
minecraft is boring, play rimworld
your ass is boring, play minecraft
minecraft is euro truck simulator for boring people
it's such an off the mark comparison that it's not even insulting
@grizzled meadow
tarkov chat is two blocks down bazonkers
just play terraria instead
no don't make me please
Bro
fk off and go to #π£tarkov-released
go to the spt chat
back to your abyss

had the same shit when i upgraded
games i downloaded were
I will, go away
oh oh I know
what's gonna both scratch my rpg itch and use the newfound capabilities
i wonder what i should play
Do it then
cba 100 gigs
ay
there it is
the WHAT

oh the tomato one
nice
o I know the guy made this
having a better pc it was sad playing calamity and ur pc not slowing the game down during supreme calamitas or exo mechs fight to make dodging easier
π
his hillarious live dick sucking made me want to play an actually challenging and interesting skyrim myself
turn fps to 10 before the fight
the what
?????????????????????????
he never really survived on any character
and was screaming in horror while fighting crabs
oh you mean being ass
I want to experience that too
sucking dick is not a saying
wrong
you suck dick
i. About 86 GB to download and about 128 GB for the installation. In total you'll need around 215 GB of space, but then after the installation completes, you can decide to delete the 65 GB download folder if you'd like. Note that if you delete the downloads, if you try to update the list, you will need to redownload the files.
brother I only have 500 gb rn have mercy
What
For what
for this
I get it
@green schooner its prolly easier to install than fallout mods
why arkays and not wildlander
letters are really boring and lame to read when you're so young
but surely you can logically consider the possibility
that 200 gb download for skyrim is a modPACK, not a mod
bethesda modlist has been here
155gb on texture mods
tell me about it
I use email and they're still boring and lame 
wildlander also uses requiem
Wildlander links:
Wildlander: https://www.wildlandermod.com/
Wabbajack: https://www.wabbajack.org/#/
Wildlander Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/8VkDrfq
Dylan's Patreon: https://patreon.com/dylanbperry
Wabbajack guide video: https://youtu.be/c9jDnjSRqOE
PERSONAL INFO:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/droppedicecream
Twitch: https...
i can not give you a good explanation, look up reviews, but wildlander is good
just as helpful as wildlander's wiki huh
oh well
time to read I guess
based
atleast wildlanders wiki is in depth and willing to explain everything if you need it
that I respect
any game/mod that has extensive and comprehensive documentation gets a pass
Wildlander is a survival roleplaying modpack for Skyrim Special Edition. It combines over 500 incredible mods with custom features found only in Wildlander.
remember to check the dl instructions here aswell
nuh uh you're supposed to be confused from playing first
wildlander wiki my beloved
no itβs the same
"video guides" 
you're just stupid
billions must have 300 mods to enjoy their game
I will
but watching a video? ew no
charon tried to play new vegas without mods
you didnβt help me and I couldnβt figure it out
no itβs fun
I tried getting mods to work
Couldnβt figure it out
so I just didnβt
im not guiding you through an already easy guide to install reload animations
as obsidian intended 
just watch a youtube video
There is none
twink confirmed
lazy twink
wdym????
Vanilla new Vegas is pretty good
crashes:
Iβve never had it crash

videos are potentially more information-rich, but only potentially - most of the focus is on showing the beauty and action sequences of the game, not the balance, gameloop, progression etc
so eh, I'll read instead
My Vegas didn't crash until I started modding
lol exactly
you kept telling me to try modded fallout
I tried and asked for help and you said no
so
Shush
just play fallout 1/2 standalone fan games 
now you can play olympus
@placid sail wildlander has the windhelm racism mod, this should be enough reason
and sonora I guess
left the poor illiterate twinkie alone against the perils of modding
how could you, frogbert
There was NO videos
where's this meme with the feminine guy trying to lift heavy shopping bags
ah I see why you are promoting this modpack so eagerly now
im sorry
I donβt have it
yes
the morrowind slur is automodded 
yeah because people were using it as the actual nword
yes
I loved it
cant have shit
slavic superiority n'wΠ°h
...what
Falco said we canβt say that
WHAT 
iedy threatened to lynch me if I keep using it
Faldo 
type fast

"FALDO" 
where's faldo?
Faldourien

@grizzled meadow new name
if I am to be banned for a fictional slur in a fictional video game that, even on paper, simply cannot possibly insult anyone here, because it refers, within the fictional world of a game, to outsiders of a specific fictional country, then so be it
Based
No I genuinely wasnt sure if you meant Aldourien or Falco kek
Type it again
oh fuck you stinky
It's blacklisted for real
anyone have a suggestion for a keyboard / gamepad for people with fucked hand?
Yes I have the error message to tell me that 
@fading shuttle
i just use a normal keyboard
Why is your hand messed up

how tactful Falco π
What
alex

Why are you booing me I'm right
not sure, might've broken it today and I have to wait till tomorrow for xray
No
π
it big rn
sucks
So was the twink referring to Al-Durian or Falcone? 
No (hi)
I'm not even gonna bother to explain it to you
falco
Don't treat me as an autistic
you're just gonna say SO WHAT I'M RIGHT in the end
Listen here falco
Probably me
Listen to me very carefuly
Because I am right
... but truth is, you kinda are 
and a bloody 7 j90 mouse cus it has like, 9 extra reprogrammable buttons
Just because Metro said "fucked hand" doesn't mean that I didn't want to be tactful
No he will instead use the lotr no gif
they even mocking you with the hand symbol

So treat you down syndrome?
faldo got that
for you maybe
How
downies highkey better people
I got that 
alright, let me explain with a colourful example
- guys does somebody know how to treat a horrible, walls-tainting, ass-exploding diarrhea?
- oh I know and you point to a person who had one
autistic lil goober
can you see what is being slightly distasteful here?
Yes
So what
No it's not
"downies" ?
Iβm autistic powered ask metro
I'm just pointing the person to someone who has the problem as well
yes, people with downs
i saw the photo
Iedy never directly threatened me but I bet he tells falco to bully me every day in their secret mod chat
That's crazy
LOL
benzin you are not cooking
and this is why I don't bother with explaining
who am I
The new computer got to his mind
it's over
when someone who has an issue needs help, you fuckin ask someone who has had similar issues
I understand your POV but as you can see even Alex is not bothered by me saying that 
SEE?
HE GETS IT
FUCKING BENZIN
Just for that you get your name changed, get bullied
pov = penis or vagina?
if it's a well-known fact, sure, and if you wanted it to remain a private information?
mods asking for nudes smh
bro half the people who matter in this discord know
know what
Falco is my bestie
see
Benzin missed the whole world today
you dont matter metrom shut
Iedy is too busy swearing at gypsies on the street he doesn't have time for you
Ignored by the mods. The literal dream 
do you go to second hand stores?
nah, they never have anything for me
I would ignore you too tbh
Does alex like not have a hand
No but I bet Alex goes to 3rd hand stores 
"but im not because
I don't think I have the information for this joke
:flag_tr: BigadiΓ§/BalΔ±kesir, TΓΌrkiye
:clock11: 03 May 2024, 23:16 (11:16 PM)
π +3.0 (Europe/Istanbul)
π Night
π Clear sky
π 78% humidity
π SSE 148Β° | 2.56 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 7.85Β°C (Feels like 6.85Β°C)
46.13Β°F (Feels like 44.33Β°F)
he has a dick for each one of it instead
HERE WE GO AGAIN
hence he's such a dick
must be your disarming personality that makes them not like you

Edward dickhands
but this is a bigadic
and don't ask about alex's legs
that one doesnt make sense
because he could be a horrible cunt, too
guys guys
benzin just mad cus he likes to play minecraft like a dweeb
dont bully alex
Hes very brave for going into battle unarmed
what it has to do with minecraft even
ok dream, go back to your child wife
you know
Alex would be great at one arm pushups
orange
I'm on a roll with these
ivans going through the entire list bro
ne se obijdai
β€οΈ
Alex^
wrong, im not !gay
I can work out I'm loosing so many gains 
Literally him. i think he hates me but whatever
now every fucking day is leg day
yes i do
freak wanking accident?
p!gae
I just wrote the command
!pgae
Impossible to type
come on sharpy
lol

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p!weebsh handholding 22
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said the guy who can't hug people properly
command fail friday
thats just insulting now
sorry
I agree, Ivan I will slap you
go back to trying to make jokes
racing 
I guess famicom wars isnt allowed? 
Censuring hitler like it's a slur
you asking Ivanko of something he's not capable of
Like he wasn't a very real person
Im fucking cryinf isk why its so funny
But a made up word
nah I just wanted to make some one handed jokes
Ob*ma
you arent capable of playing rimworld, START RIMMING ARTYOM
Hetler from famicom wars? 
I'm down to rim
@grizzled meadow
Hitler from call of duty vanguard?!
Hitler from WOLFENSTEIN?!
hitler from famous hit game, sex with hitler?
Probably the 15th time now
Busy tell me something about LOOMβ’οΈ
fuck i figured youd already have seen it but this is the 15th one? darmrnrnrmnm
When does my exile end </3
niemals
15 is obviously a random number but it's a certified β»οΈ
I go for a quick piss and have no idea waht's going on anymore
I don't know what that is
We're JDM fans
The only thing getting blown around here are apex seals and head gaskets
damn i should start a new wildlander battlemage character
why you guys posting initial D
i love heavy armor spell casting, i love firesparks costing 200 mana per second
We want the D
this sounds slightly suboptimal
we're making out of tatsumi pa with this one π₯
get/support/check out night-runners' progress here:
https://linktr.ee/night_runners
song:
Dazegxd - emotion engine
check out other stuff from Dazegxd! (recommended)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMKkopzxHYu5r1AHh2VdEWQ
nsfw woah
battlemage is fun
have this game its free on steam
ban for handholdingposting
surely there are some perks that reduce the heavy armor penalty on magic
the wiki said "we do not recommend you play this archetype as your first character"
"who cares mana was meant to be burnt"
yes, but not fully, you will still get penalties, but just reduced
the penalties are based off your armor count, the higher it is the higher they are, so daedric armor has greater penalties than steel
and so i played battlemage as my first wildlander character and ive been addicted to the archetype since
is it requiem itself that adds potion drink limit?
are broken enchantments not a thing there?
idk if wildlander had that, atleast i dont remember it being an issue
ring of "fuck it we ball" with 200% mana and stamina recovery?
enchanting is pretty much mandatory because of how requiem works, requiem expects you to use the game fully if you want to complete it
thats nothing
so why not spec into alchemy as well and be balls high on mana potion to cover the penalties
i just dont like alchemy
just consider the fact you're stealing something from nature, that will get your Bulgarian heart going
what's the modpack name again
ah wait, it wasnt armor count that penalised spells, it was the weight of the armor
fuck me i shouldve read the wiki better
this is where the magic happens
what it do
this is the part of the skill tree where the magic penalties are reduced
noice
fyi i recommend imperial as a starting race, cus they are very good and can go in pretty much every direction, they are the jack of all trades
and are pretty much the best choice for a spellblade or battlemage type build, with bretons being a close second
also wildlander fixes magic, so its actually good
vanilla skyrim magic, while adding few interesting perks, is so boring overall
vanilla magic isnt just boring, its not good either
any decent modded perks/spells make the system really bloom
by adding spell crafting? 
- every modder that makes the restoration school interesting, fun AND actually practical and decent on its own deserves a thumbs up
because the fucking bethesda itself completely gave up on it
that fucking restoration expert in winterhold college being basically a comic relief. cringe.
civil war - Changing this would be like sticking a band-aid on a decapitation

okay wildlander wiki made me laugh
civil war my ass
it does have spell research, but that thing genuinely goes over my head
gang wars in san andreas were more intense than that "civil war"
only spell i used was the one to make NPCs have sex with me
i still dont know how to use spell research in wildlander

At least 135GB* of free space. (*You can delete 45GB of downloads after the install, if you donβt mind downloading them again for updates.)
okay okay wildlander is lighter, you have my attention
become inebriated and everything will come naturally
hmm
if I even plan to do all this, I should probably look for a premium nexus account somewhere inbeforehand
but i do think there is an incentive to use spell research, since it contains spells that you cannot acquire normally in game
i can send you a script that clicks the dls automatically
sure
but you will need a burner nexus account cus this sometimes gets them banned
are you actually minmaxing requiem in here
not yet, bro hasnt downloaded the modpack

is there some kind of secret wildlander cult in brainfart
and I am about to be indoctrinated?
you vill eat ze stew, you vill wear ze cloak, you vill keep track of your durability
und you vill be happy

you vill camp in cold environments to avoid freezing to death
akatosh almighty I just wanted a challenging rpg fights, not rust
you vill bathe your character because being dirty reduces your speech
making trading unprofitable
why not
sounds like it gets so realistic to the point of being unfun
not really
if i can understand it and have fun so can you
@placid sail
I like how a good chunk of balance changes is more or less saying "your shitty sandbox slop has no logic and demands at all, here's some"
youre saying this like youre retarded (you are)
ah shit here we go again
heavy attacks now cant be aimed after they have started, so if you are smart you can sidestep them and beat on the attacker
@stone blade coming to visit you, where are you
are there spears? 
Mods, penetrate this guy
yes, you need to have actually stolen a fair amount of stuff before he comes to you
I did not give you consent to count the coins in my pockets
In Morrowind? For sure.
fuck you and your lame ass thieves guild, if I want to do it, I'll find you myself
go bother beggars
in this strange skyrim mod tho?
also if you become a thief, wave goodbye to the divines and their buffs and shrines
because commiting immoral acts locks you out from having buffs from the divines
but are there spears? 
no there are no penis mods in wildlander
oh shit, that modpack even has anti-alex security system
the divines buffs are actually pretty good so not fucking up is important
because that's often my to-do list
divines buffs go hard
ok but murdering someone.. does that count like.. just hostiles
like bandits?
reconsider cus your ass wont ever get them otherwise
smh you cant commit the greatest crime? Stealing from gods?
nah self defense ain't murder 
you can, you will just have to deal with the gods ignoring your pleas
who cares i'll just steal the bonuses too
π·π΄
ohhh that's sexy
still killing innocent people and stealing tho
im sorry to say, but the handful of daedra buffs that are in wildlander arent that good sadly
there is supposed to be a big update that properly fleshes the daedra buffs out later this year
First step before trying any dungeonβ¦. killing mudcrab and wolf pack without getting killed (no joke)
did i cook? i was trynna remake jennifers body by ken carson, i think it turned out pretty good(this is a joke I did not make this)

I'd laugh
but I saw tomato getting pegged by crabs in another requiem-based modpack
id say that is a bit harsh, you can try some of the weaker dungeons if you play right
wildlander adds bounty boards aswell, those usually have basic jobs like deliveries and stuff, they pay well so they are a good way of makin money early game
you have to actually be a blue collar worker before you risk your life in life-and-death combat? eermm,.
ah yes





