#πͺbruh-fart
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I didnt know goku was a helldiver
its def worth having tho
so what I miss
just make yourself smaller bro
just dodge the beisbol moving at many miles per hour
Jock strap
thank you, cod piece is the name I was thinking of
Yo juego el beisbol?
getting kicked in the cooter still plenty painful
elysium exosuit style where its like
tf is that
body armor?
jeans are just protection from dust n shit
A cLitical hit is plenty painful, I've heard
looks weird
worse, esgrima 
Damn
just some padded vest like they use during riot control
for the catcher who takes a lot of balls behind the bat 
I swear most of sword sport these days are just trying to see who can stab first
@broken topaz how can you finish side jobs in shadows of doubt murderers happen way too quick for me
Back then rapier sport is an entire different class of art
you arent wrong 
no, it's still "stab the other guy first"
they even make em with a cameltoe design 
True but is there even a womenβs football
Everytime I'm about to close in on someone it slaps me in the face and I gotta run for it
riot armor but damn
Cheeked up
death via heat


they cover the groin so I'm not sure if helldivers have penile protection
Depends on the job
its so the hunters dont bite ur cawk off
inb4 they are all eunuchs
And have time to spare
But i took one arrest side job that I still havent done
Cause the only info on the target is
Average height
Long brown hair
is that what the pope wears?
bruh moment
Hell divers have bigger worries than penis armour
The peope wears a maid dress by this logic.
literally
a very tall worry
fuck all yall
(bile titans)

not you
helldivers 2 baby
let it spew its stomach bile all over you
cori refuses to fight boogs, only bots
bugs is refreshing after fighting bots so long
doesnt bile come from the liver? 
nah the bugs are mutating
comes from your ass
bugs are free oil
its u
u should have told your friend demotwink to not get Unheard Edition
you ruined his life
i did
even before it im like "dont get it, i know you're retarded but dont get it"
what
@green schooner
you acting like his pimp


its actually funni
what is it
i sold some dude tourist delight in stalcraft 500/piece
he bought 84 which is 42k, after transaction he complained to me he could buy it from auction
and he just bought 90pcs for 450 each
sounds like a win
(disclaimer, tourist cannot be bought normally, can only be scavenged from crates in the zone)
@narrow lotus I'm about to hit you with some strong therapy. Is your mind, body and spirit ready?
ok
don't fight it
Or rather remember what they're fighting for
bugs don't have maids
time to sell grenades
what game?
quite a few
idk what that is lol
I LOVE PAKISTAN I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
I LOVE PAKISTAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
stalker but minecraft
dope
im waiting for my friend to get on so we can play 7d2d
yo i cant believe 7 days to die is coming out of alpha
never thought id see the day
Is everyone in peace with tarkov now?
ive said it once and ill say it again... fuck tarkov
gamma is just better tarkov
is 7d2d good now?
idk the "leaving early access" update has not dropped. but it's a fun game
I recall it being a bit jank last time I played it like 4 years ago
4 years is a long time
The Ranni pfp is back
playing it now, it's a fun game
Hai strigoi
you..... your...... .problbme.
greets
that game stole 80 hours of my life
was 5.57 euro until like 44 minutes ago
i will forgive the man who made me play it
it was a well earned vacation
but not the game
now its like 23 euro
tell me guys one thing, if you buy 84 stuff for 42k (500/piece) and normal market rate is 450 a piece, is it your fault after transaction
I bought 7d2d because i played a lot with my friends pirated
'ate games which are in beta for 200 years
pakistan
idk number 5
hate it
I'm gonna call it, star citizen will suck ass on launch and they will move onto other projects. "STAR CITIZEN 2"
i have a few doohickeys from the event rn @inland jackal
cute
i dont grind this game
Hold up is that stalkerium or what it's called?
i dont like the event either
its FREAKYcraft bro
hate this game
same, i cant get the yellow blueprints
I got killed by max level in front of beginner base. I haven't played since
i just hate grinding
Also the connection is absolutely ass
because 90% of the time i end up dying to something and it spirals into a streak of dying trying to get my shit back until i end up with nothing
and i still make 50k rubles in profit after all of it somehow

you at bar?
aye
i get u som nades
moldovas?
yes
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Big Iron Β· Marty Robbins
Gunfighter Ballads And Trail Songs
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Mastering Engineer: Hollis Flatt
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Background Vocal: The Glaser...
IM POPPING OFF
gj
round ended
tough
well, its a set time
i fucking popped off at the end
and you fight whoever has most won rounds at the end
so true
down for more duels?
not really
all cool
Somebody else in another server stopped playing ultrakill halfway through the first act because it "got boring" and then immediately booted up valorant
I think I might explode
i have a worn ah3 and i need a shitton of alpha data fragments for a good condition one
and i dont feel like doing all that.
ultrakill that game with nintendo 64 graphics?


The first act does kinda suck
we be a lil edgy in this household https://youtu.be/p0kijKmK1A0
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im gonna go shoot stalkers in the east side of rostok @inland jackal
aight
which rostok are you in btw @pale ingot
so i can watch out
im on numero uno
β
nvm
some dude was doing a proto electro cluster in the east rostok and i got caught lacking by him

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mess with the merchant i dare you
Don't search w in the gif search
it is what it is
kekw
ok i give up on grinding
i mean
killing players
im gonna go grind.
can someone tell me what this dude said because he's the one that popped me earlier
shut up
Ask Russian brainfart
ππ»
hi monkey
arent you russian
df
hi hippo
hi sorry we just finished the campaign so we're returning you this backpack sorry for the murder
ok ill thank him. in english lmao


nvm itβs prob
To bad
in Russian
can i get some
no
why not!!!
yes
bruh
make me
im bored and attempting to quit porn once again so im watching the first anime thatt interests me to pass the time. look at this fucking giant ass mother fuckin cat got damn
@narrow lotus @heavy peak @winged chasm
why would you watch porn if you're not going to masturbate

gz on your new car
porn addiction masturbation addiction same thing
trying to quit
nah i got a friend who says
he enjoys watching porn
and he ain't even a virgin
one thing that helped me quit porn was playing hentai games all day until I got desensitized
might I recommend LonaRPG
ok not like getting pussy for the first time immediately takes away any possibility of becoming a coomer
still
this guy goes out
never inside
good for him man but i am not him
we want to play a 4 people game
mfs out drinking
he actually enjoys watching porn for the plot
when i get bored my first thought is "i should jack off" and thats why im keeping myself occupied with whatever
its been 3 days

corn fed motherfucker
corn enjoyer
the immortal car
aka the golf
welp heres to you π«‘ it'll be bit tough considering effects of it on your brain is essentially the same as having a addiction to crack or such, least I remember reading anyway
yeah that's how it be
i think if i manage to last 4 more days or so it'll be easier from there on out
cause the first week is the hardest from what ive heard
not like this is the first time ive attempted to quit porn though im pessimistic but im trying 
They apologise for murder you and said they will return ur loot
if you're not just shitposting then consider replacing the wank with something else
when you get horni start lifting or meditating or smthn
im replacing it with GGGAMINNGG.G..
my trigger for wanting to zerk is being bored so im doing just about anything
become marine biologist
steal fish
this implies that the fish are his. he fucked the fish.

bro is dragging the whole assassin with him? braaiinnnsssssss..................
scifi goblina slayer
dude got fucking ganked
might be neat then
i almost couldnt take the cringe of watching the intro section where his FAMILY was ALIVE
ah no that's just what it looks like to me idk what that anime is 
oh ok lol the main character is the dude with a sword inh is heart
oh the guy who does the stabbing reminded me of goblin slayer except slaying zomboi
theyre fodder characters lmao
this is like
cyberpunk with ninjas
doesn't cyberpunk already have ninjas
attempting to quit porn
Tmi
here's ryry
ok
Morning sunshine
man don't watch that video it will make it harder on you
im not that weak for a fucking video of a man sexually lubing up a machine gun to get me bro
NOT JUST A MAN, A UNITED STATE MARINE!
Power of Autism and 100% skill set to kill
Hi
Killing from a distance. Zero skill 
Unstoppable force of WEAPONIZED AUTISM

ok this is a fun watch lol
fighting scenes are funny

adam smasher if he was retarded or something idk
Literally mgr
In this video Dr. K dives into why trying to resist watching porn might actually make your cravings worse. He explains the neuroscience behind addiction and shares some counterintuitive tips on managing your habits more effectively.
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erm.. im not watching all that
k
fuck healthygamergg im not gonna get my health advice from some weirdo on the internet
Why you shouldn't resist watching porn:
because if you do then you develop willpower and might even stop watching my pointless videos while mentally afk
its so edgy
achovies on pizza
nah thats the next stage
wha
There is so much wrong with this
what the fuck youtube
religious charles xavier
youtube's sponsored stuff is fucked
Wait what?
Giving into your desires will help you develop willpower?
some of the worst ive ever seen forced on ur frontpage
stop watching porn: theres a penis in there
there
Just... Shhh... Get an Android and sideload YouTube ReVanced. Your life will be changed.
2 of em even
i think he meant the opposite
Mine have 2 - 9
we did not need to know this

No, cause the video he's talking about is specifically about not quitting
Dollar signs in my dreams I dont ever see Z's woah, woah woah
spotted furry who does NOT know social interaction at all, okay lore
Okay, yeah. Dumb thing to say. My bad lol.
i mean i think he meant if you do resist watching porn you will develop willpower and then yadda yadda whatever the rest of his message is
fucking just
say it in your head
Okay yeah, that'd make sense
I'm sorry, I did a dumb :(
anyway
watching this ninja kamui anime running rn. its so fucking edgy lmao but its a fun watch
I mean
anime that try to be super edgy and serious tend to be
the funny ones to watch
yeah lol
most of the times its just cringe
i mean if you give in to the cringe and just enjoy it, its funny lmao
If you know what I know hide ya hoe π£οΈ π₯π₯π§
I mean yeah
people on their way to play the fallout with the worst story and have to mod it to make it even somwhat appealing
the elite class anime is cringy to watch but the memes are so funny lol
the best part is the song is most probably made by ai 
true..
i cant handle like fucking anime that tries to be cutesy and shit like that but i enjoy anime that is edgy and fucked up
the first category of anime i mentioned i find cringe to the point that its unwatchable
the 2nd its funny
fucked up animes are the best man. just watch made in abyss. best anime ever
@prisma quiver
WITH GOLDEN TOP
The pyramids have golden tops?
Schyeahh π£οΈ π₯
Wait. Never mind.
interesting plot 
Im dumb
post that creature eating chips
^
Don't forget the cat not super far away
Yea
ah yes el gato
I'm lidrerlly the gae vampire rapper...
im gonna fuck that pfp
bro..
out.
Just finished watching fallout tv show
its funny
yes, and
π½ π€ shaloodledoodledoinkers doin doin doinks π
racist......
banned..
if being racist was rewarded I would be owner of this server
I would own discord
I would own your mom
I would own you

You underestimate my power fr
ur power is weak and effeminate
π½ π€ binkies bogkies
π½ flimminspoinkπ€
Europeans have been racist to each other for over a thousand years now, leave this to the profesionnal
yo where the cat at
europeans are also weak and effeminate
π½ π€
Lurking in the shadows, I don't dare go upstairs it's too dangerous
if that was upstairs I wouldn't go there yoo
I bought tactical vest to cosplay joshua graham
that's one hoarse ass cat
same

I'm teen X
I'm X man, he's me fr...
I'm Boybarbie Ken Carson......
you feen x
I'm goomba...

p!gae
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198 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 21,625.084085 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs:
Where the fuck my blunt where the fuck my cup where the fuck my reefer π£οΈ π₯
omg
21k
i can buy a whole car for that money

Alright time to save up
If you scared you shoulda stayed tf home
Harcore π£οΈ π₯
hurrcore!!! π£οΈ π₯
High-key
This is like the worst song he has
He shoulda played fighting my demons
he shoulda played anything else
Yea
Hardcore sucks
Fighting my demons woulda been perfect
It'd a been like
"If you scared you shoulda stayed tf home"
And then like
"WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER π£οΈ π₯ "
I s this considered good music these days
Nope
It's considered good mumple rap
Rage
fc6 best game
You need to be tortured
i like it
LETS GOO it started raining
@stone blade
Bulgaria too
i literally know a place like this
ive been there
I didn't understand what he said before I looked it up
He says
"I'm going gore."
The wizard will now install your app
NEMA PARA NEMA PICKA
π£οΈπ£οΈ
so real
man this rain
tomorrow work from home
oooo yes
LETS GO
The only thing you cookin is my eardrums !!!
Cause it's so fire, haha
damn bitch are you trying to draw on that thing or trying to make music
I'm making
A Greater Chaos...
when you were born the doctor said you were a greater chaos
your drawing skills are a greater chaos
I wasn't born
your music taste is a greater chaos
I awoke in a grass field when I was 15
Hey how'd you know I like ken carson
your music taste is shit
your music taste is poopoo
No
My music taste
is...
A Great Chaos...
Why
Why do all women think they're fat and ugly except the ugly and fat ones?
nah
your music taste is fartrrt... brrrtt... prbrbrbbrrtpppp ... ... (plop).... [flush]vvvjjjeewjwejwewjeejessfsshfshhhshfshfshfhshsfhsfh.....
My music
My music taste
My music taste is......
A Great Chaos
skibidii ttoilet...
A Great Chaos.....
this is playboi carti
I love it
Blegh i gotta eat something after practice
I threw up all my food and water beforehand

I'm high as shit lost on elden ring
bayzed bullpup G36
wwhy?
Unexplained chronic anxiety attacks
u good now?
imagine like.. caring
I havent yet figured out why they occur
Imagine a grilled cheese
If i have anything cheesy rn
hi catbites
Ill throw up again
happy monday
if there is a hole there is a goal type of guy
Ok imagine a grilled cheese with a lil ham in the middle
ew
also shit translation
imagine normal toast right
who the fuck translated that
frog
I want a crab rangoon
not goonning thats fo shure
gooning hard or hardly gooning
Get up to a girl
"Are you Tarkov? Because I can't escape from you"
The girl responds
"Are you edge of darkness edition? Because I Unhear you"
Has anyone checked on my man Ben
hardly gooning
nice, nice
Ask her
hi weylin cat
bruh
Are you a Tarkov hacker? Because you stole my prescious
And beat the heck out of her because she stole your LedX
What
bro is a lost cause
Bros fucking lost it
What tarkov does to a mf
I hate what tarkov has become
what has it become
bee cum
That's why im only gaming spt now
Most fun I've ever had in tarkov
honey
Barring the early alpha
Where there was only fort and paca
Those were the days
Fort kiver 4 stack on factory
No cheaters
Only 1000ms network delay
On average


i wish my buddies would too
they're all gooning in ss13 n shit
no time 4 real games

Haii Ivan <3
Hello chat
Alo β€οΈ
@broken topaz
So wholesome
how u
Im starving and exhausted
I had that same gun
Just finished exercising
Get food then idiot
Just eat
Imagine exercising
One day exercising is one day less rankmaxxing on siege
oke
id rather drink monster
Monster is wank
Im hard rn
Guhhh
Man do you not have 24/7 shops?
XDD
Lol no
Here like half of the shops shut at 2 am
And the others are open 24/7
Only thing that's open is the gas station
Go there then
But im not paying more than triple the normal price
Guhhh
For a can of monster
Uber eats isnt a thing here
sippin on pipeline punch rn
Just eat?

"Was that a yes or a no?" "It was a fuck you!"
i already drank it
Idk why I buy monster

Gn I SAID
i should get doner
mmm doner
Doner kebab goes hard
ok bye
I got a pizza meal coming tho
Oh sorry, my bad, gn eep well :3
2x 12 inch pizza 12 inch garlic bread and cheese 2x fries 2x drink for 20.99 I think it was
looks like my great (not so great personality) grandma, shes dead tho sadge
BOSHH
she claimed to be crippled but then spotted moving sitting spots when not watched
scp173 irl ngl
I puked in the toilet from just one whiskey and cola
Its cleansing your body
I am a dishonor for my alcoholic ancestors
on the plus side, I feel so fresh now
bless you, gross ass stomach ejection mechanism
LOOOL
FIRE BRBRBRB FIRE FIRE BRBRB APAPPAPAPAPAPA JUJUSJSUJSUSJSUSJSUSJU
Rank requirements? Or what
Gus
Only rookies may enter
Idk why he has 2 ranks tho
How much did the scooter cost btw
gaaag.. aaag
i think i had 2 ranks at one point too
@cedar hatch alo, we've been trying to contact you, about extending your car warranty
579 rubles for like, a hour or two of riding around with two stops
eugh
Not too bad
my entire digestive track tastes like acid now
@placid sail PC building stream when?
you also can buy a subscription and ride even cheaper
Those scooters are fairly expensive here
you charge less than that
I think when i tried it was 2 euros a minute
right after falco face reveal
Only useful if youβre gonna use it to commute


2 euros a minute is crazy
oh wow that's expensive
sure we can, as long as you also play lmfao
has tarkov unshit itself yet
No
Are you actively dying or can we play when I'm home?
Last I checked they walked back on some stuff but not all of it
Dont accept Nikitas walking back
Its damage control after he tried shitting in our mouthes
And washing it down with piss after
whats up with you and piss
Now he gives us the most false apology ever and walks back on just the PVE mode
not gonna be going into tarkov anytime soon is probably the right move
Im quoting some dude on the reddit thread
im eatin bread and butter rn
@broken topaz
Iβm waiting for the other extraction game thatβs coming out soon
Hai w
drinking monster on empty stomach is bleh
Fun fact
i dont think im in peak tarkov mode rn
Bitch
I'm relatively ok xd
Okay we playing
gray zone warfare I think itβs called
Can't wait to watch all of the post mortem video essays about the downfall of BSG

Something like internet historian stuff
Just gotta get home
Coming tomorrow
But my pc wont run that shit
Plus they rushing EA because of tarkov
Im 100% sure of that
I want more proper tarkov likes that can compete well
Itβs not gonna be a launch day purchase for me
i'd hope no one buys it launch day
Maybe wait a month or 2 and see if the game is more stable by then
let the content creators play and see if its changed since last test

that's true
i might buy if i got a homie to game it with
Isnβt reforger just a testing ground for arma 4
abiotic factor
Yea
you ever play grounded?
ohh
or the forest
its kinda like that survival gameplay loop but you in da black mesa facility
or the legally distinct version of it
Might as well wait for arma 4 then
I know of it
Knowing bohemia thats gonna take another 4 years
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And another 3 community dlc for a3

I played the demo but unless I can convince my friends to play Iβm not gonna buy it
Mobile internet too slow to load images and videos
ill play with you if you ever get it
i know im buyin it
Bro
Itβs a very solid survival game
german trains moment
Real
was it delayed too
(it was)
Canβt believe german trains no longer run on time
well you see what happened was

build more lanes
And even that sucks now
Just one more lane
thats why boston drivers are so aggro
if you miss one turn you doom your entire bloodline to traffic
try driving in SEA
the amount of scooters and traffic violations will make you yearn for the highway
Want to talk about bad driving? New York sucks for driving, trust me.
Yea but scooter
Loses against 1 ton car

Spaghetti
Imagine living right next to that
They told us all to get out the train
@glad carbon is this good idea
They have to reboot it
explosive poison
from what I understand a lot of american "towns" are just massive stops for truckers
shoot it
yes
nobody actually lives there
alot of towns are barely more than what boom towns were
and shoot it with incendiary ammo
Have you seen those massive concrete jungle truck stops
With like subways, McDonald's
Walmart
And all kinds of shit
truck cemetary vibes






