🎪bruh-fart

[low atlas]

only time I nearly stress puked recently was being in an airport alone for the first time

And the officer reviewing my papers started barking in a language I don't know

Then I was left in a locked room alone for like 15 mins without explanation

[broken topaz]

Its weird that stuff doesnt have me anxious

I recently travelled to norway alone

[minor cypress]

The worst part is your brain hyperfocusing on one topic while needing to do shit and not being able to let go

[broken topaz]

And it was my second time flying, first time in norway

No clue of train lines there either

[low atlas]

well it was to get into uni so it fucked with me rly bad, felt like I could've missed something or whatever so I was super anxious

[minor cypress]

Like spending a week researching lockpicking instead of doing important things

[broken topaz]

Yee i was going to see my partner, cause im a cringe e dater, and the timing was so tight if i missed something id have probably had to delay half a day or day maybe even book a hotel on oslo before travelling more next day

But since im always on the move

It doesnt hit me with anxiety

[glad carbon]

real

[low atlas]

like I genuinely thought I fucked something up but the officer was apparently mad that I was in that specific uni because he tried getting his son in and got denied, not even joking

[low atlas]

that's fair yeah, timings a bit stressful but honestly not too much for me

[broken topaz]

Also sweet reward at the end helps i suppose

Better than the reward being uni

Fuck uni

[low atlas]

One year left

[broken topaz]

Thats punishment

[low atlas]

yeepp

[broken topaz]

I have an undetermined time left

:)

At this rate

Its limit is positive infinity

[low atlas]

They're tightening the vice on me

Just gotta finish one semester, find a job, work 2 semesters on a final year project

Surely it'll be ok

[broken topaz]

Surely

[low atlas]

[broken topaz]

My uni performance started okay

And got worse every semester

[low atlas]

Surely I won't get gray from 21 years of age

[broken topaz]

Then i had a really good one

And last semester was the worst

[low atlas]

whatchu study

[broken topaz]

I literally didnt pass a single exam

Comp sci

[low atlas]

Fuck you too?

I'm sorry

[broken topaz]

Yea

And the job market for it here sucks

And seems like globally things are becoming more fucked too

??

Might just become a carpenter idk

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dogs-dog-meme-dog-memes-shiver-me-timbers-gif-23691933

[broken topaz]

Professional housewife maybe

[low atlas]

i can cook and clean if cybersecurity falls off

2 boiled egg and untoasted bread for breakfast

[ruby minnow]

the stray dogs barks sound just like human screams for some reason

[low atlas]

I'm sure I'll get someone interested

[ruby minnow]

i'm sure that isn't a problem

[broken topaz]

You sure thats a dog?

Might be someone getting killed rn

Like that time i heard screaming and then gunshots in stockholm

Fun times

[broken topaz]

I tried dipping my toes into different sectors with part time positions

But man the job market is ass

[ruby minnow]

i always hear gunshots

no screams afterwards tho

[low atlas]

I'm 6 hours away from China

[broken topaz]

And even after good interviews and promised employment i got ghosted

[tulip ravine]

Hello all

[low atlas]

I'm sure they'll appreciate me there

[broken topaz]

White monkey jobs lets gooo

[low atlas]

yess

[broken topaz]

I am learning mandarin as part of my comp sci studies

Perfect

[low atlas]

no wonder you're failing

Wtf

[tulip ravine]

To be fair depending on your industry foreign jobs could literally be easier

[low atlas]

Why mandarin

[broken topaz]

Had to pick an elective, that was outside of comp sci

Its a requirement

[tulip ravine]

Being a Brit I’ve found it easier to find a job in mainland Europe / America then I have in the UK

[low atlas]

i had a choice between Korean and Spanish

[broken topaz]

Didnt wanna do business, cause i already have a business education

[tulip ravine]

Might just be software engineering as a whole though

[broken topaz]

Archeology was an option but snooze

[tulip ravine]

Cori you could of been the next Lara Croft

l

Hold dat

[broken topaz]

My tits arent triangular enough

😔

[low atlas]

could've been the one unemployed fella on a Tuesday

[tulip ravine]

that one unemployed bloke ringing you up “yo you coming Spain” on a Monday night

[broken topaz]

Thats me rn cause im kinda doing an almost empty semester

[tulip ravine]

Actually had that happen to me

[broken topaz]

Cause i gotta figure out work

And therapy

And survivng

[low atlas]

I'm figuring out employment next trimester

Scared tbh

[broken topaz]

I had employment, then i had savings for a while

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

Now my money is gone

[tulip ravine]

Frog

[broken topaz]

And no job

[tulip ravine]

I’m 21 now

[glad carbon]

do you have a masters in anything or what

[broken topaz]

Fuck you're young

[broken topaz]

Ney

[glad carbon]

damn

[low atlas]

I'm 21 too but you think I'm 75

[glad carbon]

does it even matter for you brits

[tulip ravine]

No

[broken topaz]

Why are all of you so young

[glad carbon]

just drink at 18 or whatever

[tulip ravine]

Everything is 18 here

[broken topaz]

Man life is short

[tulip ravine]

Drink at 18

[broken topaz]

I started late

[tulip ravine]

Drive at 17

[broken topaz]

Time is running out

[tulip ravine]

Cori how old are you

[broken topaz]

25

[glad carbon]

born later

[low atlas]

mf

That's not old

[tulip ravine]

You’d think im in my 30s ngl

[glad carbon]

ur young too dont worry

[tulip ravine]

I’m there with the geezers in the pub

[broken topaz]

Im ready to retire honestly

But my finances dont agree with that

[glad carbon]

just dont stress too much or else you'll look older

[low atlas]

you sound like one of my 30 y.o brit friends

[tulip ravine]

Assisted griddys go hard

[broken topaz]

I have been growing grey hairs since i was 14

[tulip ravine]

Well I’m 21 year old brit so checkmate

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-mclaren-cat-shocked-face-shocked-surprised-gif-7074878402551830596

[low atlas]

nope your names jim and you like working with an oven now

get used to it

[tulip ravine]

No my name is NOT Jim

[broken topaz]

Jimothy

[tulip ravine]

FUCK YOU

[glad carbon]

just ride the wave that is life

[tulip ravine]

IM NOT JUM

[low atlas]

Jimjam

Big jimbob

[broken topaz]

Cant flimflam the jimjam

[tulip ravine]

PISS OFF YE LITTLE WANKER ALL THROTTLE YE ALL

[low atlas]

you're not a driller

[broken topaz]

Waves crash

[tulip ravine]

I’m a certified driller

[glad carbon]

yeah but you just get back on it

[low atlas]

you're not a drilla

[tulip ravine]

I drill alot of things

[glad carbon]

maybe you gotta paddle for a bit but u always recover

[broken topaz]

I cant even swim

Fr fr no joke

[low atlas]

https://youtu.be/HBvhxXM1HXM

[glad carbon]

poor fella

[broken topaz]

Dont trust water

[tulip ravine]

I just got sent a video of my friend on a strip pole in a club when I went on a night out

[broken topaz]

Ever since a neighborhood kid tried to drown me

[tulip ravine]

Bahahahha

[broken topaz]

I avoid water i cant stand in

[tulip ravine]

I started throwing 10 p coins at his head and was funny

[low atlas]

my family's rite of passage is drowning you as a child to see what you'd do

[glad carbon]

i nearly drowned too

and i dont swim no more

[low atlas]

if you don't have an uncle who likes drowning a little too much you got lucky

[broken topaz]

Maan wtf

[glad carbon]

maybe ill go in a pool or something if its nice and not deep

[broken topaz]

Mods kill this persons uncle

[tulip ravine]

I got a uncle that’s bald and peeks his head around corners at 5 am

[low atlas]

i swim better than his fatass now so

[broken topaz]

You can drown him

[low atlas]

If I use my entire bodyweight on his head maybe

And that's maybe

[broken topaz]

Just weigh more

[low atlas]

I'm trying

[glad carbon]

throw a weighted net on him or something

like catching a lion

[broken topaz]

Weighted blanky :3

[tulip ravine]

Wait which one of you called me Jim

You just reminded me of something

[broken topaz]

All of us

[low atlas]

Me

[tulip ravine]

Fuck you cori your old

[ruby minnow]

but nobody ever starts drinking or driving at 18

[tulip ravine]

They start at

[glad carbon]

tism comforter

[tulip ravine]

15

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[broken topaz]

I had my first drink at 14

Very typical here

[low atlas]

21 and still sober

[broken topaz]

Yea it was a game changer man

[glad carbon]

18 no drink

[broken topaz]

Love my weighted blanket

[low atlas]

hopefully never

[tulip ravine]

Reminded me of this

[glad carbon]

yeah prolly true

[ruby minnow]

i smoked my first hookah at like 10

[broken topaz]

Good yea dont start

[ruby minnow]

first drink at 13

[broken topaz]

Are you a turk?

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[ruby minnow]

yes

[tulip ravine]

He is

[broken topaz]

[glad carbon]

if I drink ill end up unfunny like you

[tulip ravine]

Fun fact

[broken topaz]

Yea exactly

[tulip ravine]

If you get into technical meaning

In English law

You can drink at 4

The law literally says it’s illegal to give alcohol to children under 4

[broken topaz]

Technically legal guardians can give you alcohol whenever

Here

So if they allow it

[tulip ravine]

Here it’s in a private space

Home etc

[low atlas]

That's you yep

[broken topaz]

That might also factor in

I forgor

[tulip ravine]

FUCK YOU WANKER

[broken topaz]

My civil law classes are years behind me

Dont rember

[low atlas]

Jimbob

[tulip ravine]

Actually no

Your Jim

[ruby minnow]

british drinking laws are crazy

[low atlas]

How

[tulip ravine]

YOU ARE JIM

[low atlas]

I'm not even English

[tulip ravine]

I DECREE IT

[broken topaz]

I stopped drinking

[tulip ravine]

SURJIM

[broken topaz]

I just take drugs now

Amphetamines to get me started, weed to calm me down, cocaine for a little second wind

Benzos for sleep

[glad carbon]

real

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-crack-sparrow-gif-9871647630524585868

Cori this you?

[broken topaz]

Obvious jk btw

[keen jetty]

i just drink and smoke cigarettes I'm normal type

[tulip ravine]

WHEYYYYYY

I drink occasionally

[broken topaz]

I dont have this much drip

[tulip ravine]

But when I drink I go hard

[upper shore]

Jackin' off is free 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Anywhere ya go

[glad carbon]

the amphetamines arent jk, adhd fella

[broken topaz]

Banned

Sexual talk in brainfart

[glad carbon]

i know you still takin adderal or whatever

[broken topaz]

No i stopped adderall

[low atlas]

he schlonking it in shit talk 🗣️

[glad carbon]

i stopped focalin years ago

[keen jetty]

I'd almost be welcome in the nations of eastern Europe for these habits (except for everything else about me)

[glad carbon]

i should start taking it again tho

[broken topaz]

Im raw dogging life again

[keen jetty]

powerful

[broken topaz]

Unmedicated

Unhinged

[tulip ravine]

yannick yannock bolasse runs down the wing for me

[keen jetty]

unreasonable

[glad carbon]

my tummy hurt

[low atlas]

my only drug is tea for calm time and battery acid (monster) to keep me awake

[broken topaz]

And unmoisturized

[glad carbon]

i must have an incurable disease

[tulip ravine]

Okay yeah ur now a honorary Brit

Drinks tea

Drinks monster

[broken topaz]

Tummy ache survivor

[tulip ravine]

Basically 90% there

[upper shore]

Consciousness? Well, there is one cure.

[glad carbon]

i think its because i forgot to eat real food today

[tulip ravine]

Yoo my dad got me football tickets for the game today

[broken topaz]

Nah i also didnt

[tulip ravine]

LETS GOOOO

[broken topaz]

And im fine

I had a milk drink

And a monster

[glad carbon]

i had cereal

no milk

[broken topaz]

And one apple

[glad carbon]

like 4 am

[low atlas]

Do I have to be homosex to be 100% there?

I assume yes

[tulip ravine]

No but I’m sure there’s a place for that

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZys4sCkI7o

[low atlas]

nah

[upper shore]

Only if you're a cop

[low atlas]

too real

[glad carbon]

combined we ate one whole breakfast

[deep topaz]

arizona blueberry tea fucks

[keen jetty]

British cops need to be home?

based Britain???

[broken topaz]

So we ate one meal combined, when together we should have had 6

[tulip ravine]

Well in that case what am I doing in the police

[broken topaz]

We're doing good

[tulip ravine]

But no it’s unironically the opposite

[broken topaz]

Straight up killing it

[tulip ravine]

Brit land has like

[keen jetty]

find a handsome man

[tulip ravine]

Kinda high homophobia

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1199850713942073476/dumbass.gif

[tulip ravine]

But it’s also not

[upper shore]

3 meals a day? wtf

[tulip ravine]

It’s weird

[keen jetty]

oh yeah I been there a few times I'm aware

[low atlas]

every person from the UK that I know is homosexual

[broken topaz]

Breakfast lunch and dinner baby

Ive never had 3 meals in my life

[keen jetty]

they have a complicated relationship with it

[upper shore]

More like: 1 ration when tummy hurt really bad

[keen jetty]

like the northern half of the USA

[tulip ravine]

Nuh ih I like girls not guys

[low atlas]

I corrected it

[glad carbon]

i have had maybe 2 full meals max

[keen jetty]

me too but it's because I only talk to that kind of person most of the time

[glad carbon]

in a day*

[tulip ravine]

A lot of the peoples issues come with when people try and almost make it a personality, people just kinda get pissed off at it here

So in turn they do what they can to annoy people

[keen jetty]

actually no I know 1 non homie person in the UK I think

[tulip ravine]

In return they do the opposite

It’s a massive shitshow and I’m here for it

[low atlas]

where I'm from they don't allow anything

so there's that

[keen jetty]

I'm gonna boink that dog.

[tulip ravine]

Uh what

[keen jetty]

the ultimate weapon

[keen jetty]

the cartel 12.7

[broken topaz]

Apex predator my ass, im gonna pet that dog

[keen jetty]

lions tigers and bears oh my

[broken topaz]

Those three were rescued as babies

[keen jetty]

that thing is just a cat.

[broken topaz]

From a deug dealers house

[broken topaz]

And so they are frens

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-crunchy-cat-glasses-cat-luna-glasses-cat-gif-12732289841207803174

[low atlas]

Certified lunaholic

[tulip ravine]

Speaking of the uk it’s funny how many people I know who have complained how they was treated after I literally told them it would happen lmao

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-judgy-gif-10816385895034373873

[final cedar]

Senshi going to cook that dog into 3 meals

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-meme-mcdonalds-luna-gif-10064932052129888265

[tulip ravine]

They go to some small shitty northern town and wonder why they don’t get treated like a native

[broken topaz]

He would never

[upper shore]

thinking people listen

[tulip ravine]

Oh I don’t care if people listen or not mate

I’ll carry on my ramblings regardless

[upper shore]

[tulip ravine]

Cori your German aren’t you

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-plinker-plink-gif-1317261633404946088

[broken topaz]

I miss him

[broken topaz]

Yea

[tulip ravine]

Does Hannover have a airport

[broken topaz]

I dont fucking know

How about you use google

[tulip ravine]

Wym you don’t know

[broken topaz]

I don't fly within germany

We have trains for that

[tulip ravine]

I tried and i got mixed answers, one said they do one said they had to go to somewhere and get a taxi

[glad carbon]

known to be so reliable

[green schooner]

The fuck is a train

[broken topaz]

On monday

[glad carbon]

idk boone

[broken topaz]

When i was done with practice

All trains were cancelled

[low atlas]

@tulip ravine https://youtu.be/MwtIW2s1CHw

[broken topaz]

Or the rest of the night

[tulip ravine]

Oh wait I’m actually a retard

[low atlas]

I fuckin love this video

[tulip ravine]

I can just drive to German t

[low atlas]

I hope you know this

[tulip ravine]

I can do the accent perfectly

But I’m not going to

Because it’s cringe

[upper shore]

Depends. With or without rails?

[low atlas]

I'll happily purchase my guy..

[green schooner]

Our

both

[broken topaz]

I wish we had a maglev train

But germany hasnt had good rail infrastructure since the 40s

[tulip ravine]

I must say that’s one good thing about Europe

You can just drive to places

[low atlas]

blem a zoot. Up with my boydem and galdem. G

[glad carbon]

usa maglev couldve been real

[tulip ravine]

It’s gyaldem Aktually

[low atlas]

he says it like galdem

[broken topaz]

The japs have a maglev

[tulip ravine]

I know how he said it

Wag1 my g wanna buss thru come bun a spliff

[broken topaz]

Why does every brit do impressions of thst accent?

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/204413197208387584/1198697728251801830/kate.gif

[low atlas]

roo safe yea and get back to me on the quick ting

[tulip ravine]

Because it everyone thinks we either speak posh or like that

If a foreigner mocked a Manchester accent I’d be impressed

[broken topaz]

Doner with extra red sauce please bossman

[low atlas]

i could try

[tulip ravine]

Gowan

[low atlas]

I grew up with mancs

[tulip ravine]

I’ll rate it

[low atlas]

nah too shy

can't record it gotta be in vc

[broken topaz]

Record it

Post it here

[tulip ravine]

I could jump on in like 5 mins or somet

[low atlas]

nope

[broken topaz]

I promise i wont save it

:3

Tee hee

[low atlas]

I'm in uni

[ruby minnow]

alright big man one doner

[broken topaz]

Need to go the uk at some point

Go to a chippy

[low atlas]

not much to save dw

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz i got food finally

[broken topaz]

Get some proper peas and fish n chips

[glad carbon]

went downstairs and there was dominos on the counter

[broken topaz]

Wtf

Thats messed up

Im still starving

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

hydro

[tulip ravine]

Yes

[low atlas]

Do you know indigo kidda

[tulip ravine]

Who

[low atlas]

Scouse meme

Hold on

https://youtu.be/EeM-n036H94

this shit is so autistic it's funny

fucken eeeeelll

[clear vapor]

British Scarface

Someone made it a reality

[broken topaz]

He is speaking fax

I believe him

[low atlas]

Scouse accents are my favorite

[tulip ravine]

They are horrible

[low atlas]

I introduced my Arabic friend to a scouser

He was fucked off you know he couldn't understand a word

[tulip ravine]

The problem with the uk

Bradford

Birmingham

London

And Liverpool

[low atlas]

You somehow don't mention blackpool

[tulip ravine]

Blackpool is calm

[low atlas]

Pfffffffff

[tulip ravine]

Never had a problem there

Local tho so might be different

[low atlas]

i have a blackpuddlian and he seems ketheads all the time

Just in the middle of the street

[tulip ravine]

That’s just the uk

[low atlas]

Nah it's bad like

[tulip ravine]

Ketheads are based

When they are in a hole

You get em to do jumping jacks for a 10ner

[low atlas]

nah that's twisted that

[tulip ravine]

Welcome to the uk

That’s not the worst I’ve seen

[low atlas]

i haven't been to a country with a drug problem yet

Hoping that doesn't change

[storm stream]

All countries have people using drugs. Depends how you label it

[low atlas]

also this

https://youtu.be/gsqN8FcjkPM

[broken topaz]

When i think of the uk

I think of ketamine kyle

[minor cypress]

My condolences, field is bloated af right now

[low atlas]

I mean I don't think that I've ever seen a person on drugs like you see in some states in the US or UK

[tulip ravine]

Nightclub seen here is fucking amazing

Go out

Get rolling

Party

[low atlas]

Worst I've seen were potheads

[tulip ravine]

Wake up in a random kitchen

Bosh

British kitchen parts are class

[broken topaz]

Ive stepped on a heroin needle before

[tulip ravine]

Partying from like 6am to 8 pm

[broken topaz]

Hamburgs such a fucking shithole man

[low atlas]

that's fucked

[deep topaz]

hamburger

[low atlas]

i went to an abandoned place once and I saw needles all over in one of the rooms

i fucking hate needles

rather see something dead than a used needle

[deep topaz]

never look inside a sharps bin

[low atlas]

I know

[green schooner]

Walk into a subway in Berlin or any German subway
instantly sees meth head injecting heroin

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206661786691043359/1225820025127178390/the_looker.gif

[storm stream]

Is it ok to kill them?

[green schooner]

I think crack heads have more rights then you

[low atlas]

with hammers / hatchets?

and whatnot

[storm stream]

How so?

[green schooner]

Laws

It’s like squatter rights

but like

That’s retarded

[minor cypress]

True

[storm stream]

Deranged libs

[green schooner]

As I always said

A dead man can’t testify

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/office-depot-office-space-bored-so-bored-im-bored-gif-816199045062666940

[inland jackal]

How is brainfart on this morning? (fuck you, it's morning.)

[minor cypress]

Currently wishing my autistic as fuck coworker would shut up in this scrum meeting

Man turns 30min meetings into 2hr yapping about bullshit in the most verbose way possible

[inland jackal]

yeah

[minor cypress]

Im convinced he does this shit just so he can sham and not actually do work

Unfortunately the powers that be decided nights need to have a 30min daily meeting for "muh communication"

[zealous remnant]

imagine doing a 12 hour night shift and then having to spend the next 2 hours discussing what happened throughout the night
i do not miss being an electrical/mechanical technician

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uTCgBq2ibY8?feature=share

[slender rock]

you want the truth or shitpost?

[inland jackal]

"lets have this 30 minute daily meeting so we can communicate, granted the higher-ups won't listen and not even be guaranteed to be there, but we'll make it mandatory because fuck you."

[inland jackal]

Bad?

[minor cypress]

More like do 12hr shift, spend the first 30min-2hr talking about day shift and whafs going on

[minor cypress]

Nah, our direct managers are chill as fuck. Its just trying to get the team on the same page thats a clusterfuck

[inland jackal]

nice, don't see those every day

[minor cypress]

Autismo fucked up the meeting invite, so big boss got called, said "Shits not on fire? Sweet. Imma go back to this beer and get the fish out the oven. Peace."

[slender rock]

Had to clean up shit smears on the floor of the bathroom, around the fucking toilet because this fucktard idiot of a housemate who is idk a fucking druggo or alchi perhaps both. Shat himself and "made" an attempt to clean it only to look like a fucking smear fest and using up all the fucking toilet paper and throwing shit covered drawers in the washermachine so I gotta clean that up once hes doing doing "Laundry"

Dogcunt this dude is

[inland jackal]

Shiiit. that's rough.

(uhh, pun not intended)

[slender rock]

algood brother

[minor cypress]

What the fuck? Kill.

[slender rock]

believe me

that's a passive fucking thought

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1232452855856889996/4a5bfe5471de4ee09dcc0a76de627510.mov?ex=662982aa&is=6628312a&hm=a345559a8b62ab81cef9baa82a763899182425cf3b59c1948c1837b7c8337bcb&

[slender rock]

shared housing to solve the homeless issues

no bullshit

sticking people in a house who are correct, didn't lose domestication with complete fucking retarded fuckwits who can't fuction without making it impossible for those living with them

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[deep topaz]

solve homeless issue by making it illegal for corporations to own single family homes

over 50% of all of them in the US are owned by corpos

[slender rock]

please

something fuck

oh not only that I had a e-interview for bestbuy after that and then the owner with contractor shown up today as well

[minor cypress]

Finally free from meeting hell

Time to see how much catch-up work needs to be done

At least meds are kicking in and i feel human

[slender rock]

I feel too much right now

and kinda being real though

I am fucking on the edge

trying not to lose it

[inland jackal]

Man, today's been beating your ass, huh?

[slender rock]

yeah

then tomorrow is gonna be a renting interview for some housing thing as a replacement since this org is going under into cut funding

idk some apts 2bd

seems like back to 2015/16 again

time repeats

[inland jackal]

Man, yea

You'll get through it

[slender rock]

hopefully

[inland jackal]

I'm so confused

[slender rock]

iraq or falluja US M1A2 I think

eh

[clear vapor]

Its a Magach 7C

[slender rock]

yeah now I am seein the part it ran over the fence

the turret is different

[clear vapor]

Rocks vs Tanks

[slender rock]

okay nevermind

[inland jackal]

Yea, I was gonna say, defo not a freebrams, side armor doesnt look right, tracks seem a little too tall, and the turret is different

[slender rock]

it's Israeli the low vhs got me I assumed it was Our dumbasses doing something

well

honestly we meddle in shit

🙂

[zealous remnant]

[Removed by mods for being political]

[slender rock]

then Aus Armed forces fuck with americans SF bois and get them drunker than they ever will and go do stupid shit... in a desert

lol

[slender rock]

this is gonna happen

!lock

[inland jackal]

AUSTRALIANS ALL LET US REJOYCE-

[clear vapor]

Its like being in a closet and the walls are closing in on what can be posted in #🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

mad cunts

[zealous remnant]

imagine thinking Australia is real and isn't a psyop

[slender rock]

that's the point numby

[inland jackal]

Nah, We're on strike today, it's real rn

[slender rock]

it's just 2nd america

sorta

[zealous remnant]

a second kangaroo has hit the servo

[ruby minnow]

Australia is not 2nd america

i'm pretty sure

[upper shore]

British prison warrior zone, made as an experiment to create independent super soldiers to be deployed into target areas for maximum effect at a low cost

[slender rock]

eh

ehh

[inland jackal]

It's a second, even more corrupt and incompetent america

[slender rock]

^

[sterile dome]

politics are fun

[zealous remnant]

more like China 2.0

[ruby minnow]

2nd california

but a whole country

yeah

[slender rock]

oof

[clear vapor]

with humor its even better

[slender rock]

Syno ya know

[upper shore]

[slender rock]

fair

that's fair

[zealous remnant]

imagine pinging the mods for no reason

[ruby minnow]

California burns australia also burns

[sterile dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108881895208517755/1231440902363418734/caption-43.gif

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-runaway-run-retreat-gif-15654151

[slender rock]

both places avocado toast exists

so

[inland jackal]

(well, until labour came into power)

[ruby minnow]

California has fentanly addicts

Australia has kangaroos

pretty much the same

[inland jackal]

Same thing, really

[slender rock]

lol

[sterile dome]

Imagine saying imagine

[inland jackal]

Oh, also bath salts

[sterile dome]

when you can just be real

physical

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-gunna-kill-you-sponge-bob-squidward-squidward-meme-im-a-winner-se-my-prize-gif-25631410

[heavy peak]

[sterile dome]

am sorry

twas me

[zealous remnant]

smack his nuts

smack them

[sterile dome]

politics

[slender rock]

we did bully Aus into have a super secret miltary bass in the middle of fuckall aussie land

[clear vapor]

Awake but at what cost

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-ping-discord-useless-gif-18197332

[inland jackal]

Fucking coalition.

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/meth-smoking-high-smoke-gif-21796332

[toxic sundial]

: (

[slender rock]

boyboy didn't go into if the aussies standing guard outside that facility are being paid a nice salary

[inland jackal]

boyboy?

[slender rock]

one sec

[toxic sundial]

Two aussie YouTube cunts

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHMa-Ba-2Mo

[toxic sundial]

Mid at Best

[slender rock]

with Jordies this time

[inland jackal]

Oh right, I only recognized jordies

[slender rock]

yeah

[glad carbon]

we love area 51 au edition

[toxic sundial]

Friendly jordies is cool though

[slender rock]

he is

[slender rock]

where are you again frog

[glad carbon]

same as you

[slender rock]

would you like US to plant a base in your country 🙂

oh

damn

[glad carbon]

a little south tho

like napa ish

[slender rock]

ah yeah thats right

look i am kinda retarded okay

i forgets

[glad carbon]

get well soon

[clear vapor]

Tuesday does that

[inland jackal]

Chewsday? mayte, It's Wednesday. git it roight cahnt.

[toxic sundial]

It do be chewsday

[zealous remnant]

lmao okay kiwi

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[inland jackal]

If you dare compare me to those fucking-

[slender rock]

oh no

never mix those two up

[toxic sundial]

Racially charged

[zealous remnant]

yeah? you'll what?

[glad carbon]

i love calling au fellas kiwis

or sydney fellas perth fellas

[inland jackal]

We'll shoot another innocent afghani farmer, and not put the guy who did it in jail

[slender rock]

oh god

[inland jackal]

I hope you die.

[glad carbon]

[zealous remnant]

Kiwis when there isn't any room in the chopper

[slender rock]

Aussies like canada love their warcrimes but they're silent about it

[toxic sundial]

I hope you LIVE

And LOVE

[glad carbon]

how are you doin nota

[toxic sundial]

I'm doin

[zealous remnant]

I love Australia

🇳🇿

[slender rock]

that's not

ugh

[inland jackal]

I swear to god I'm going to drop this cunt

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/new-zealand-flag-flag-waver-gif-24049796

[upper shore]

CAHNT

[glad carbon]

and thats all we can do

[toxic sundial]

What happened

[upper shore]

🇦🇺

[slender rock]

my ears

[glad carbon]

lame fellas

[inland jackal]

lmao, i got muted

[toxic sundial]

[upper shore]

get shot bitch

[toxic sundial]

We all did I think

[zealous remnant]

stealth lockdown

[slender rock]

whol channel did

[upper shore]

Machine gun fire

[zealous remnant]

[inland jackal]

oh, wait, that's a thing?

[glad carbon]

mods locked down whole channel for ???

[slender rock]

Drink more VB you're not wasted enough yet

[upper shore]

Mods got the unmarked vans

[toxic sundial]

Extremely common mod abuse kek

Brainfarters are oppressed

[clear vapor]

nah fookin waey

[inland jackal]

we must revolt.

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1221132617240543293/lockdown.gif?ex=6629325f&is=6627e0df&hm=ebab4af91000032d087bb48731a8bbd93ba448b379e1dedce50511450f15d3c1&

[toxic sundial]

My earring was infected this morning and it's pissed me off the whole day

[glad carbon]

that really sucks

[toxic sundial]

Well you can't, you don't have any guns

Major L

[inland jackal]

we have boomerangs, it's close enough

[upper shore]

Imagine the chaos if all users had guns

Josta would probably either be dead or a war hero

[upper shore]

Yeah but how are you gonna catch 'em all when they each start coming back to you

[inland jackal]

Oh yea, if the server were to revolt, it's gonna be like the Romanovs

and just like the Romanovs, 2 will be missing from the scene

Okay, now that I think about it, it'll probably just be josta that goes

[toxic sundial]

K gonna go do a lot of drugs see ya tomorrow chat

[inland jackal]

byebye

[deep topaz]

im gonna fuck that pfp

[upper shore]

[inland jackal]

is this just gonna be an inside joke now?

[deep topaz]

🥵

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-choice-words-joker-gif-25761155

[inland jackal]

SHIT!

FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tulip ravine]

Smooth operatorrr

Smooooth operatorrrr

[inland jackal]

(stfu hydro)

[tulip ravine]

Yoda when he gives the wrong signal

[inland jackal]

Not star wars nerd, pls elaborate

[tulip ravine]

Nuh uh

[tulip ravine]

I’m not a Star Wars nerd but yoda speaks funny

https://tenor.com/view/teach-you-yoda-star-wars-mentor-teach-you-i-will-gif-13942585

So Fuck I didn’t mean

[inland jackal]

ah

WAIT NO

[tulip ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506176959500517376/1232133821026275378/80316-1678301895-342759583.webp?ex=6629ab0a&is=6628598a&hm=5fd1370612111f920da08a874d39ffd080fb21be26ed6dfeb3149c15b2a9807c&
new vegas modders are not ok

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-clown-gif-6147003

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/536175290519650325/1110277260407226378/Semen_gif_lee_kot_vzorvalsya.gif

[gusty willow]

https://youtu.be/JRBBcoANRIE?si=QWLAOwRpXxjX8wEb

Such a banger

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-akiyama-swag-mr-magic-man-penguinochillz-gif-20212707

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aHH2oYzJGnI?feature=share

michael is cracked

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jubal-cat-orange-cat-sleepy-tired-gif-25718322

imma go sleep right meow

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4YfyIvit1GA?feature=share

[zealous remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-cat-kitty-feed-me-get-up-gif-23487416

wake up

[inland jackal]

Average twitter conversation

Dead chat lol

[fading shuttle]

the majority of americans have been removed or stopped talking, so chat is dead at night

[upper shore]

I guess insomniac schizos will just kill themselves then

[fading shuttle]

i just go to bed early and wake up at 5am

[upper shore]

[fading shuttle]

cus i like having time to get my shit together before i go to lectures

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/suisei-hololive-sad-suisei-sad-hololive-suisei-gif-23845313

[deep topaz]

so...stupit

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697231914397859893/1232475468549066762/4173D880-CCA1-472A-BBD0-E4CE18508AE9.jpg?ex=662997b9&is=66284639&hm=0d21cf36849cb0cef6e82a3289435e290588557788f5ce0d23b46cb603ce7eb4&

https://tenor.com/view/soap-grinder-gif-27697286

https://tenor.com/view/cum-gif-20877441

[ruby minnow]

the clickbait is insane

[deep topaz]

probably an onionlike news thing

[ruby minnow]

it just feels like day 1 cyberpunk

[pale ingot]

id believe it lmao

[visual stirrup]

damn, skibidi toilet language looks wild

[pale ingot]

tourkeyyyy.. Tourkeyyy!!!!

[visual stirrup]

It's wild that the government wants to change the English name of the country to Turkiye to avoid associations with the turkey bird

My brother in christ, the bird is named after the country
Same with the rock "turquoise"

[eager igloo]

Voyager 1 sends data again

[narrow lotus]

[visual stirrup]

If they change it, I'll call the bird Turkiye

"Nothing like a great Thanksgiving Turkiye!"

[visual stirrup]

They're called "Human Rights" for a reason

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[visual stirrup]

Suffer not the alien, the mutant, the heretic

[gusty tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-rage-blood-angels-wh40k-angry-rage-gif-19881088

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doomguy-doom-slayer-stare-doom-eternal-gif-2184555475206351711

[gleaming grove]

actually nvm that

[ruby minnow]

do you know how i say hello to people

i raise my hand and say skibid toilet

they say toilet skibidi back

[green schooner]

@glad carbon

USA 🦅

[visual stirrup]

Imagine being in Constantinople during the end of the empire and having to hear that "skibidi toilet" garbage outside the walls

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/life-or-bath-life-or-bath-for-dry-cat-gif-15743503172355780332

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215534830201085982/1232545102564692009/Cell_States_his_political_views.mp4?ex=6629d894&is=66288714&hm=f3e1f341ac63e0b54f162e2dd217d79c8be55a63b9475f7fb5d8061403d68b7e&

[deep topaz]

https://vxtwitter.com/CrabDay/status/1781718816461893739?t=QiwuNmf_hfv_5TwKGXLlZg&s=19

pink carb

[visual stirrup]

I was recently reminded of the old comic "The Outbursts of Everett True"
This guy is literallyme

-Bald
-Big
-Ugly
-Angry
-Violent

[naive bison]

baaaased

[visual stirrup]

Holy fucking shit, this one

[naive bison]

assault people who disagree with me

[pastel quartz]

I agree

[naive bison]

OH MY GOD

[pastel quartz]

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

God I wish I had strength to beat up asshole drivers

[visual stirrup]

I hate it when people fucking lollygag at thresholds and chokepoints

[pastel quartz]

I hate people

[visual stirrup]

This shit has been going on forever

[pastel quartz]

who is this

[eager igloo]

Everett True

[pastel quartz]

why is this

[visual stirrup]

literally me

[eager igloo]

Funy

[pastel quartz]

you are a fat guy?

Bowlingballmaxxing

[visual stirrup]

I'm not fat, but I am very W I D E

[lunar brook]

Everett

[pastel quartz]

uhu

[green schooner]

ok buddy

[eager igloo]

A large fellow

[visual stirrup]

People have always been like this

[lunar brook]

Spacious

[green schooner]

Is that the mfs that take up 2-3 seats

on a airplane

[visual stirrup]

Unfathomably based

[green schooner]

If he lost a bit of pounds

his box mustache would look good

maybe he can get into art school

[pastel quartz]

You build like this?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/wide-vladimir-putin-russian-walking-gif-17506944

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-gif-14699957714023232752

[visual stirrup]

This one has become relevant recently

too many assholes with those bright ass headlights

[green schooner]

based

it’s fun to do

on the road

Bright ass lights

and then hi beam

with even more bright ass lights

[inland jackal]

I just woke up

Open discord
Boomerfart

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[river zealot]

W

[inland jackal]

Artyom

[wraith osprey]

Fat fuck angry at cloud

[eager igloo]

Hotline Miami looking headass

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

Fuck you @wheat kestrel

[wraith osprey]

Serb

[inland jackal]

Tam

[eager igloo]

Fuck you Baltimore

[inland jackal]

Who?

[eager igloo]

Who's that

[inland jackal]

Just some dude from #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

We regularly say fuck you to each other

Cause funni

[eager igloo]

Understandable

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967822922750263351/1232485377852444712/1695850859_new_photo_2022-11-16_20-51-24.jpg?ex=6629a0f4&is=66284f74&hm=4fa5c1193502dd29aafa0f9d3b58f1ea6d3b6392e6061fbd7bae35f19958d493&

[visual stirrup]

this dude's gotta get a grip

[upper shore]

the grip is insane

[narrow lotus]

@heavy peak

Far cry 7 looks lit

[visual stirrup]

I can not stress how much I hate people loitering on side walks and in hallways

Some of us have places to be

[inland jackal]

Istg this is boomerfart now

[green schooner]

he’s very old

forgive him

[visual stirrup]

I remember when fortnight was a base building survival/horde game

that's old

[inland jackal]

Fortnite a horde game

What

[visual stirrup]

The original trailer for the game was about fighting zombies

[inland jackal]

Go play cod zombies then

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHTE5xg9E-g&ab_channel=GameSpot

I can't believe this was 12 years ago

[eager igloo]

Was it?

[naive bison]

Everett Trueeeeeee

[visual stirrup]

If the comic was written today, he would be called "Everett Based" or some shit like that

[pale ingot]

"may contain content inappropriate for kids" look how the turns have tabled

[wheat kestrel]

Fuck you Wes I was in a streets raid

[inland jackal]

You died?

[wheat kestrel]

lived

found a bitcoin

[inland jackal]

Is it worth it?

[pale ingot]

1 dabloon

[wheat kestrel]

I'll show you sell to vendor and flea prices in a sec hold on

[inland jackal]

never played tarkov

[inland jackal]

Birb

[eager igloo]

Fuck me I can't just fuckin lay in peace

[inland jackal]

Sure

[wheat kestrel]

okay yeah 357 Thousand rouble sell price to therapist

[eager igloo]

Fucking construction

[inland jackal]

Why do you fuck it

Its not safe for work

[inland jackal]

Veri nice

Sell it

[eager igloo]

Bruv why are they pinging me in newbies chat

[inland jackal]

They are into you

[naive bison]

Tarkov?

[wheat kestrel]

SPTarkov

[naive bison]

Ah

[inland jackal]

They see you as a parental figure @eager igloo

[naive bison]

I was gonna say btc rn is 850-900k

Btc farm is infinite rouble glitch

[eager igloo]

Ill give them some candies (drugs)

[wheat kestrel]

I'm supposed to have live flea but since Live updated and I haven't updated my SPT....

womp womp

[eager igloo]

Okay its not drugs
(Its laundry detergent)

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arwwh8-QxI&ab_channel=jjfajen

[eager igloo]

Trolling in newbies chat until josta bans me speedrun any%

[sage otter]

Eat your laundry tabs 20minutes after workout

[eager igloo]

What have you done

[sage otter]

?

[stone blade]

@sage otter @eager igloo ❤️

[eager igloo]

The role

[eager igloo]

Hai hai

[sage otter]

He’s playing using his coagulated tears

[stone blade]

alo

[inland jackal]

I troll regularly

[stone blade]

https://youtu.be/V6lWntKl588?si=iGC4c2-zPGHw8vVV

[inland jackal]

Havent had exile ever

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/pascal-pedro-pedro-pascal-discord-crying-gif-21761489

[sage otter]

@eager igloo

[stone blade]

@eager igloo jebem ti majku

[stone blade]

it means I wish your mother a good day

[green schooner]

[pale ingot]

wait didnt br. mond already win, in the assumption that he was red

[eager igloo]

Surely

[stone blade]

yes trust

W tell her

@inland jackal

[green schooner]

@stone blade idz sie zabij

It means I love you

Very much

[stone blade]

pusi mi kurac

it means I wish you a pleasant day

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1206661786691043359/1225820025127178390/the_looker.gif

[stone blade]

with flwoers

[eager igloo]

When will duolingo teach me how to swear in finnish

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[stone blade]

nah fk finnish

[inland jackal]

dudlaj ga

[green schooner]

Find a Finnish friend idk

[stone blade]

you need to learn howto swear in balkan

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/striko-ulemek-striko-ulemek-srbija-milomir-maric-gif-23919793

[green schooner]

the first swear word my bubba taught me in Slovak was the n word

[stone blade]

say jebem ti picku
all of the balkans know you wish them a good wednesday

[green schooner]

Classic

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8t5zxVhE18

[eager igloo]

Ur swears are almost the same as ours

[stone blade]

yes