#πͺbruh-fart
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there is the sound of a tram outside, but I have to focus on it to hear, it's been around almost all my life, so it's white noise at this point
i got nailguns goin off 20 feet from my window all day every day

from 6 am to like 4pm
CLANG CLANG CLANG FWOOM FWOOM FWOOM
daylight construction, though it is annoying, is a given
Home.
but god how I hate the city workers doing all their road shit at 3 am
well, used to hate
when my head was acting up, it was almost impossible to fall asleep with that shit going on, but nowadays I ignore it no problem
I remember when I saw a couple of firetrucks and firefighters enter a housing block(maybe like 3 or 4 apartment blocks in total) in the middle of night
With sirens off
le fat bastard
my situation was worse, said construction was happening literally on my roof and it was so loud, directly overhead
loud machines and hammering something
it was torture
My neighbours and construction workers possess a magic ability that lets them detect when my head hurts or Im overstimulated so they can whip out the angle grinder and drills in that exact time
and cause of it theres a ugly beam
over my bed
which could fall on me potentially
i lived somewhere with constant construction and had my window open while i slept the entire time and never had any issues u ppl are just weak
silence fool
that reminds me, I also have a babushka neighbour downstairs that 1) loves falling asleep to tv working 2) legally deaf
which translated into busy laying awake at 3 am and slowly going very madge as the opera singer was quite literally screaming in his ear from the floor
and at some point I've literally jumped from the bed and started stomping at the floor with my whole weight
and it turned out that babushka isn't that deaf, and after a confrontation, we've come to an understanding
Why is busy talking about busymself in third person
good ending
you keep asking silly questions and I'll activate the drone
Too bad im 2 kilometres away
it was cause of that construction that happened directly overhead of me that I basically used the excuse of
sending another one, stay still
not being able to sleep, to just go study
cuz what else was I gonna do besides rage in my bed
release a bunch of rabid dogs on the roof every night
drill a hole in the floor and drop firecrackers on her
so the assholes would work on it during daytime only
I was considering homicide numerous times, but that's not good for your skin
I can sometimes just fucking see packs of dogs wandering about sometimes
shit is scary
buy one of those wifi connectected smart plugs and connect her tv to it and turn it off when you think shes asleep

busy peace arc
bro think he shao kahn
pissing on company time
ryry type beat
goomber
oh
Cotton candy
bal
Soy mencho wey
your mom
d
f
E
anger mangement issues
he's doing a unarmed build speedrun let him be
dont worry he has travel light
who is it
@solar obsidian 

Delight is speed
i saw u type and knew whats coming 
I killed every fucking
Deathclaw
The alpha cunt
The mother
I killed every single one of them
And then
I made an omelette
Undoing of Jerusalem is who he is
imagine if I didn't ping you
While movie obviously tries to paint him as a man of conviction
hm
Also I have a weird ick against historical movies that fly far away from the actual events
Real story is actually much more interesting
Not at the beginning of the game bru
Best character
Yes
I got boone
Cleared prim
I think i was like lvl 10
gyattam alaikum
Rel
Anyone here standing, swimming, floating, sitting, running, walking or jogging rn?
Why are you like this
no
what does this mean
Have a nice day
that the biggest piece of true
can barely see it
X-Ray crashed
oh
car
usagi1030, your new nickname is Rough
like yourself now
this was requested a while ago by some random dude in my comment section. here you go, sorry for the 4 month wait or however long it was.
MUSIC USED & CREDITS:
0:00 South Sea Island Lullaby (George Henry Elliott)
2:22 Queen's Aloha Oe (b) (Kapono Beamer & Queen Lili'uokalani)
4:53 Queen's Aloha Oe (c) (Kapono Beamer & Queen Lili'uokalani)
6:41 ...
Been listening to this all day
oh boy cant wait to see if i get a job as a mobility scooter repairman
hype
spamming this also lumps you with them
no
one of my mums cousins works at a mobility scooter selling/renting place and ive also gotten 2 of my mums friends that are also friends with the owner of the place to put in a good word for me
sounds fun
gj
Bruh
car
buh
idiot
I will not listen to you because this box was actually shar
Sharp
shar
Fucking balkan chocolate when it tries to cut off your fingers if you hold the box
koja cokolada
Edges sharpened for maximum pain
shogetten?
Nesto novo
deder ako nije problem slikaj
Nelina excellence

It yum
Just don't go looking for romanian chocolate
it looks for you
That packaging is eerily similar to cheap chocolate in Aldi here in Germany
Ah yes. Chocolate with rum. Give alcohol to your kids
theyre good though
Always hated them
they were nice
true................
It good doe
he found the shadoinksdoinksπΈπΈπΈ
eventually
sometime between the beginning and the heat death of the universe.
basically yeah
Hello i am sorry to say that this gun isnt very good, in fact its worse than anything else we've made
I'm so hungry i could eat a...
You're british?
Horse shaped bundle of spaghetti
Im like 4 things, 1 of those is irish
north irish
so
close enough
mhm
so english?
Is βnormalβ one of those or nah
Well lets see
czech, irish, norwegian, and denmark
Holy essay incoming
so
My condolences
furry furry femboy femboy
Irish, Scandinavian and Balkan and a furry, man cannot take a W in his life
This is so sad can we gift nitro
complete L
furry, drunk bomber, rich femboy, femboy
where tf did balkan come from
at least im not italian or french
slavic
Is it?
TBF czech is likely the least slavic slav cuntry
so dont blame urself
-Sir you do not understand I am just a small cat I am not equipped for war
-DIG THE FUCKING TRENCH
better lore though
nah thats slovenia
or Montenegro
why montenegro, theyre just discount serbs
literally "mountain people"
potato boy
also lowest ethnic % of slavic people out of all slavic countries iirc
more like tea and crumptatos
synth boy
oh right youre bri ish
my condolences..
get well soon..
Ham
Stfu man im 99% viking femboy slav and 1% tea and crumpets
You larp as ham on the internet
Cope still potato man
102% african with a 2% margin of error
thatβs actually just amateur pitches
Professional pitches have to be perfect 
you are currently larping as a strong nation
:3
Br*tish 
so like this?
My people was sailing the 7 seas while your ass was still taking shits on the tree of life
Almost as bad as the baguettes 
pitch looking lovely today lads π€
They're like femboys but buff
Mate. Letβs not get into this 
Every femboy i know and have dated is norwegian
yeah that fits
Well im not damn irish lol, thats like the least part of my ethnicity
Im a viking raaah
Mimimi my ancestry i have nothing to do with is better
They all look like that one minecraft YouTuber who beats his wife too
No not skydoesminecraft the other one
Pat?
You do know the majority of Brits have a mix of atleast norse and Irish right 
Me little armalite noises
It isnβt that special 
i dont really give a shit how much percentage ethnicity someone is unless they actually have a connection to that culture
He doesnt beat his wife smhhh
Based and true
Correct but fuck u
I drink honey does that count 
no
Ermm ackshually im 0.02% peckanese, 3% gibrish and 30% zaunite
Zamn
What about being a furry femboy does that count as norse culture
im 100% bulgarian simply because i have no connection to any other culture
I might make some mead
thats just being a bundle of sticks
It actually seems pretty simple
90% overlap
No stop being reasonable alex
Naw man you aint seen a femboy
get some runes on ur robot or something
P!alex
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What if i play elden ring 
Im preddy sure vikings wore animal skins to mimic them
i do this from time to time to throw people off
they were the proto furries
Exactly bro
yeah i guess so
Don't mention the turkish lore
we can work together to resolve this problem in a way that benefits us both
Dont mention egyptian lore
Sobek lord of CU-
Lads itβs birthday tomorrow 
soybek
all lore is wack
The ryry approach. Always keep it goofy so they never know
fuckin greeks n stuff too
Lore is wack*
My mate actually looks like that
im killing you
im killing you
π
poor guy
WHATS HER NAME
Athena was born then shoved into zeuses head then the grew up and busted out his eyeball
benis
she hit up the grib like wassup yo
Boobs
Bitch
?
didnt zeus turn into like a goose or something to bang a chick
this you?
greek lore is wild
Local brit mistakes 5 for S
where the fk does it say it ends with an es
Oh wait Iβm a retard I canβt read
Says 5
you illiterate mf
No im not chinsees
to hide from his wife i think be became a goose
Okay does bitch end in 5 
Iβm hungover mate I can barley think 
End?
you are
Big boobs is my favorite cat
so true
wheres big balls
the tabby version
Cease
google for more pictures
Which is your favourite Chinese street food house cat
when the company is lethal
fun fact
mr fresh duhh
Mr shock? I thought it was Mr judge
type in "men kissing" to see more pictures of that cat
Idk
ru lore
bg*
bulge lore
bulge-aryan
damn u was right
Tf u mean Belgrade lore
why is it half
jebem ti sunec
embed fail on my end apologies
MrΕ‘ u piΔku
car
Good day to you too

image gave up half way
@tidal trellis
real
its an underatchievrr
cool
It means good day
@solar coral are you gonna play the elden ring dlc
Dlc moje dupe
Yes
waiting for the no personality mercy gif
:3
Rain is falling
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if F04 after or before the show?

before i think
the prydwyn is in the show
We have bands from Wild strawberries to electric orgasm
its like 10? years after 4 or something
π€
How many times do i have to go in the grass for these cyclists on my walking area
idk they should make another path
have you tried throwing rock at them
They already have a lot of second paths
just eat the cyclists
Mr fresh is so fat wtf
Stick
stick
stick
This is the worst situation
omg
I gotta shit and rain is falling, and im half way to my home
i went to highschool with that guy
Luckily theres a train station nearby
or a convenient bush
eat them and make a cloak out of their skin
lets fix you rq
i eat the icepick
Cloak? Why
protect you from rain
Nah im okay with rain
and cloaks are cool
Im mewing
oh hey mercer
YIPPIE finally good news, one day without void omega black pill
YOOOO
Mhmmmm Soup :)
is that from stalker?
i hope a train runs you over
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kys
you didnt cry for me i have no respect for you
keep myself safe? sure
flip flops
I cast, flood lung with stomach acid
I cast drone strike
Hello delight
It's a FUCKING DRONE RUUUN!!!!! π₯
@pastel quartz, why do you look like The Wise Tree? 
hi delight
hi there 
Delight i was in jupiter
Exactly
But i go to college to get more knowledge
guys
So it cancels out
@inland jackal π₯
nope
I'd assume not
Delight is like 40
im gonna repost your own meme
yup and thats why i posted there 
Unfortunate for you
Delight you know the putin im sorry for the ping meme is okay, it depends on context
yeah
sound meant the austrian painter
Australian
yes, pardon me
Potato potato same thing
true
look at those pieces of art
@weak jackal is from austria, i heard
Hamantha
Sounds like me ngl
lets see
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: hammamantha
Lovely shipping~
Ship name: soundtrsenpai
are you alright?

Yea
wha
When isn't discord itself shit
what is blud doing
why is he destroying the fucking energic thingy
Destroying the i fell tower
Real
Fake
yes cool painting
randy is honestly the best
calm down its been a week
i wish he had more retarded events tho
HD
mods
we lost another legend
finally

what now
"That's a great question, I'm glad you asked. Moving on..."
cant say retarded anymore
No
he said he'll find the thing based on what I asked
Ρ Π»Π΅Π±ΡΡΠ΅ΠΊ
I'm blaming catboyo's dissapearance on ryry
heheehe Π₯Π»Π΅Π±ΡΡΠ΅ΠΊ
Within 48 hours he shall be doxxed and killed
catcringe couldnt handle getting mocked
big ass forehead
now you're just grasping at straws
i have no fucking idea what you mean
Time to scavenge some old ass lab
shortcut to Ukraine
it looks like a maintance room
say hello to Artyom from us
straight to trenches he goes
also make sure not to bring any light sources
mobilised
oguzy recording cringe mewing tiktoks in the trenches
It goes into a geological department
ΠΡΡΠ΅ΡΠ±ΡΠΎΠ΄
its fucking tuesday
Maybe I'll find some glowing stone
why is this chat living in the past
ffs
they can only lockdown and abuse poor busy
its why we can never have anything nice
Just push yourself harder
woah
the urge to poop
Tutorial:
did u do it
no
no balls
i tried it when i was a kid
is that to rip your tendons?
but it didnt work for some reason
im pretty sure. that or it dislocates your thumb, i dont know

don't you love it when you don't have the stuff. tools or even materials to do the thing so you do the other thing

AAAAAAA
what was that
i missed it
damn it
proud of him
it's metal with plastic over the half the base in a U shape. inner core is metal. but to put that on a curved wide screen montior there's nothing to stick it to

Gamer hours
lock it in
so one shitty ring lights it has enough length to peek over and be held by the monitor armstand and the back of the screen
attaching these two fucking things is literally some PVC cardstock and ducttape
I need a 3d printer
rude
the feds will remember
good
you should look at buisinesses who do 3d printing sometimes they throw out old printers so keep an eye out when they upgrade their hardware
you might be able to cop a cheap or free one
i must be a gamer 'cause I keep being oppressed
gamers rise up
if they don't chuck it on creegisliessst
lost 70$
we'll come back stronger next time
the deplorable classifieds of the internet
I mist be a gamer because i keep opressing
mist
Serria Mist
still you might get a good deal


next month's list of things to do
down by me you can get 3d printers pretty easliy
mainly because we steal them but thats not the point
States or Euro?
africa
you should come visit sometime
so... either they sell it off direct in auctions to get back the money
bring your wallet /srs /j
I got buddies who work for auction houses and they actually got a whole bunch of printers from a container that had belonged to a freelance company a few yrs back
If im correct they made 175k in rands which is
10k dolars
ah nice
printers are fucked tho even enterprise level printers, that use toner and fax are getting locked with the toner/ink carts to shit
mind you some where worn and broken but still a good haul
plus these dudes buy some weired tech that ppl dont touch they fix it and resell it
the was an audiomixer that no one bought so my pal got if for 200 bucks (10 dolar)
it's not going into the landfills and just being wasted like it is here
by me its gold hauls cuz people only want pcs and tvs
if it looks complicated its scrapped so you get alot of fixer uppers who make absolute bank
yeah
like imagine you do 3 of those audio mixer types thats 6k dolars minus 1.5k dolars for the mobos
some repairs might even be cheaper
usually are in some cases
minus apple being cunts
nah this stuff is like your sony things
ham radios also sell for alot
There was also a case of a lazer projector that was bought for 5k ( 260 dolar ) tuned up and sold for 75k ( 4k dolar )
dolar
what is it
you know what it is
you should rename yourself into Flip
and harass Flop until the end of times
there is nothing he can call me that'll upset me, I've been called many things over my few years of existing
do it for the vine
I had no idea there was a gif that explains all my issues with modern reload animations.
βοΈ Quoting ZooL (@ZooL_Smith)
real
fallout modders reload anims are retarded
π«
hi memegg
hi frog
hello also frog
aha
New unwise tree just dropped how did i do @placid sail
lion king 3 sounds dope
Honestly dude, I applaud the grind

Ill take that as an ok
dedication
we just got a letter we just got a letter we just got a letter i wonder who its from
foot licker
Better that stepping in dop poop licker
or wet sidewalk puddle licker
listen being a flipflop is a hard job but we are the backbone of feet utensils
without us the world would be barefoot or wearing normal shoes but normal shoes are for chumps
he got that fade
pants so fly, even death must die
Flips so flop make shawtys booty drop
may i please have some water
why are you unfit to help
Iedy gave me that cool colour after I posted this
:3
L
L gato
malding romanian
based
oh hi surrae
hello flop
alo
how it do
am okay
Don't worry tomorrow my classes are from 8 to 6 again
me
the long march
real af
don't go to school tomorrow
silenced
car
do not
bro looks like a busted can of biscuits
you look like a sorry sad sack of tatos
puss without boots
intrusive thoughts won
bootless behavior
puss out of boots
hi catbits hi busy hi
hi frog hi surrare hi catbytes hi bussy
hi bussy
how are you doing mr bites
could i interest you in flip flops
bro's pp 
NOOOOOOO
good :3
good
hello to you
yea what about my pp?
lol
he posted nsfw, mods !!!!
what if instead of brainfart it was brainfreak and busy was called Freaksy and wisetree was called wisefreak
busy starving again
i would shid and farted
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck are you talking about, yet it makes me feel mad for some reason
awesome
im not updating for a while
the bit hasnt lasted long enough
still no idea what's the meaning of all this
but I disapprove
weird ass twatter memes
this Tuesday is just rancid
sorry to hear that bro
maybe its rimming time
truly the most cursed day of the week
mostly because of you and other cursed posts here today
see?
this is supposed to be relatable
hell yeah man that's my favorite song
skill issue
is that russian
no
i know few curse words
the 2nd one sounds like its from Oblivion
ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈ
where are u from busy, I forgor
bro's from mars
the body is round
elon musk bought his ass
ur round
skill issue
avarage russian L
really common
Π½Π°Ρ Π°Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΠΊΠΈΡΠΏΠΈΡΠΈΠΊ
@river zealot's favorite place
Cringelandia
Delight
pakistan
you are very funny
you know where you should be?
weird change of topic, but I sure am
Right here, Next to me π
down bad tree
you can be the left flop
too many flops
@pastel quartz, from which mental asylum are u posting rn?
black dolphin prison
are you a male tree or a female tree heavy breathing
nice
πΈ
he just showed his tock
thats a branch idiot
do trees have foreskin
nerd
sometimes
only the german forests do
wrong
this is worldwide
having bark stripped fron your branch is basically a circumcision
sorry. argentina too
ladyboy
its a thai tree
aren;t plants both
did you guys know that 77+33 is 100
they got male and female bits

brainrot
piped* line
brother lost his soul
Atf when they find out my wolf is actualy a dog
petting the homie
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yuck
stfu
ay yo mum ye
thank you very much yoink
such is the life in the wild west 
goes hard






