#🎪bruh-fart

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livid pond
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smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, i see god

pastel quartz
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expensive as shit

tulip ravine
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It’s literally me

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Give me salvia and

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I’ll go down

pastel quartz
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and for a question that isnt relevant

tulip ravine
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WERE ALL IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE

frail scaffold
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Keepin it lemon

tulip ravine
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KEEP IT LEMON MUSH CHARVA

pastel quartz
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oceangate incident

tulip ravine
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ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ OHHH WERE EVERTON FCC DYCHES BLUE ARMYY

livid pond
frail scaffold
pastel quartz
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reminder that no remains of the oceangate submarine have been found yet

tulip ravine
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You have no excuse now

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I’m keeping it lemon

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It’s time for you to do the same

pastel quartz
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and that kids, is why we dont test nukes in the ocean

tulip ravine
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We should test more nukes

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Create some wacky mutant fish

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Get a human to eat the elephants foot then get them to be eaten by a fish

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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Battle fish

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Like imagine a army of cod with arms swimming at you

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You’d shit yourself

pastel quartz
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and boom

pastel quartz
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potentially the end of civilization

tulip ravine
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If you get killed by your own creation

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L bozo get better

frail scaffold
pastel quartz
tulip ravine
glad carbon
tulip ravine
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I’m keeping it lemon

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Plan b are for squares mate im lemon

frail scaffold
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Real

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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But still

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L

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I cba with kids yet, maybe when I’m late 20s early 30s

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Not yet

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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True true

tidal trellis
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no kids for me, bloodline ends with me

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shrimple as

fresh rose
glad carbon
frail scaffold
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Care to observe my hometowns electricity sidewalk

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Oh shit

glad carbon
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awesome

frail scaffold
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Its electric avenue

pastel quartz
# tulip ravine True true

the lesson for me is, unprotected sex+dude that doesnt know what he's doing=pregnancy 🤯🤯🤯(crazy, I know)

glad carbon
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thats how electricity travels

frail scaffold
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Im pretty sure one of the telephone poles fell here

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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My mate had a kid and wasn’t planned

fresh rose
tulip ravine
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Although granted the guy is miserable now

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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Since it’s basically thrown his life plans off track

glad carbon
tulip ravine
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But I told him you shoulda thought abt that before you nutted without a Johnny you gimp KekSkew

pastel quartz
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while poeple like me and my husband just have sex because why not, now me and him are parents

tulip ravine
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And he had the audacity to insult me and my ex for using birth control

lone cedar
tidal trellis
pastel quartz
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If that was me I wouldnt do that, my mistake is bigger, and worse

fallow trellis
tulip ravine
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You wouldn’t have used birth control?

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How else do you expect to not get pregnant if you don’t want to KekSkew

pastel quartz
frail scaffold
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REAL

pastel quartz
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but, he didnt, that boats sailed anyway

fresh rose
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I needed this one back

tulip ravine
fresh rose
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I lost it after i swapped pcs

frail scaffold
fresh rose
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I had it with terraria music as a video

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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I mean

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Aslong as your both happy

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That’s the only real thing you can ask for I guess

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Sometimes shit doesn’t go as planned I suppose

tidal trellis
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from what all I heard

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could be wrong but yeah whatever

tulip ravine
pastel quartz
tulip ravine
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Yeah real

pastel quartz
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makes me think, about the middle aged couples that struggle with having children of their own, even just one

frail scaffold
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My ass will not be having kids

tidal trellis
tulip ravine
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Yeah then you’ve got young people popping em out left right and centre

pastel quartz
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accidentally too

sudden warren
tulip ravine
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Wait Vapor did you want a kid?

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Like morning after?

pastel quartz
lone cedar
tulip ravine
sudden warren
pastel quartz
lone cedar
tulip ravine
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Oof

pastel quartz
# tulip ravine Oof

yeah, I know, and when I found out, I wasnt dissapointed or anything, I felt, content

sudden warren
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Too apparently

lone cedar
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but warhorse is the gigaest chad

tidal trellis
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yeah is pretty cool

sudden warren
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Which is concerning

lone cedar
sudden warren
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Hope the game's good tho

lone cedar
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its gonna be 🤌

sudden warren
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Still odd having a black person in medeival Europe

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That's like finding a white guy in mediaeval japan

frail scaffold
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The first game didnt even have functioning polearms and your concerns are poc?

lone cedar
frail scaffold
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Smh

lone cedar
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its yasuke the black samurai

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Kotaku kekw

tidal trellis
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bro who listens to ign

tidal trellis
pastel quartz
lone cedar
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you cant spell Retarded without ign

eager igloo
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Comparable to transgender gta 6 protagonist

lone cedar
tidal trellis
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their doom eternal one was even worse

pastel quartz
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what do you expect

lone cedar
remote vine
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I’m tweakin rn

dreamy flaxBOT
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usagi1030, your new nickname is Rosemary

pastel quartz
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you make them play any soulsborne games and they'll publish it as being impossible

lone cedar
pastel quartz
lone cedar
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@remote vine look at kingdom cum 1080p

tidal trellis
lone cedar
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4070 = 4090

remote vine
tidal trellis
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though idk if that was actually ign or just some random journalist LOL

pastel quartz
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not even playing the game

pale ingot
remote vine
pastel quartz
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its acceptable if they nitpick mechanics or features

remote vine
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I thought it’d be worse

lone cedar
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some people cant mod for shit what is this reshade

eager igloo
lone cedar
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vs vanilla

frail scaffold
lone cedar
frail scaffold
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Yeah wtf is going on here

lone cedar
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4090 is cpu limited 90% of cases

frail scaffold
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Yeah cus that card is much more money

frail scaffold
lone cedar
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7900 XTX is power limited in a lot of the cases

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ive seen some insane overclocks it gets like 10% but at 200w 💀

frail scaffold
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I love my xtx

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However

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Pls let me turn off the brighter than the sun red led

lone cedar
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it should've been a 500w card 7900 xtx cus it gained good perfs from it, like their older card vega 64

frail scaffold
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red devil

lone cedar
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download their app and u can turn it off or customize

frail scaffold
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i remember trying but it wouldnt work

frail scaffold
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just said like "no amd device plugged in" or sumn

lone cedar
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maybe update the drivers

fresh rose
lone cedar
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ok wtf

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now even my devilzone software is bugging

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it worked fine before

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red devil gang 🤝

frail scaffold
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🤝

lone cedar
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oh there is a new one

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2024 version

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y works now

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for ur 7900 xtx

frail scaffold
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i got it

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ty

lone cedar
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workie?

sudden warren
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Is gfn now any good ?

lone cedar
sudden warren
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I don't wanna buy a new graphics card nann

sudden warren
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Connctn is that good enough

lone cedar
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it is but sometimes depending where the server is even if you have a fast internet connection it can feel like a slog

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ive played on the 4080 premium edition

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it said i had 144 fps but in reality i had 30

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thats how it felt

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and my net is like 200/100

sudden warren
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30fps ? Maybe you had a display problem because generallt

lone cedar
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Idk maybe it was a fluke, ill try it again

sudden warren
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If you go to settings you have to prefix it with your display

lone cedar
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but i dont have gfn now

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ive tried everything dw

sudden warren
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Because I gave it a try and it sucked ass but that was 4 years ago

lone cedar
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ive put it on "performance" and fastest speed

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you cant have 144hz if u dont have the 4080 tier btw

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120*

sudden warren
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Yeah ik

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Also people from 3rd world countries use VPN and hog the servers

lone cedar
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But the only flaw i guess is you cant play 🏴‍☠️ games

lone cedar
sudden warren
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So it's very rare to get a system without any wait

lone cedar
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doesnt that hinder performance

sudden warren
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Gfn

lone cedar
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how, i think its global u just have to put ur credit card info in

sudden warren
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Indians and Vietnamese guys use gfn alot

sudden warren
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They use vpns to do it

lone cedar
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Im from Serbia and it connects to some distant server, maybe thats why the latency issues are bad

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But i dont see connecting with a vpn would solve a problem

sudden warren
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Your probably gets connected to the Netherlands or uk server

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That's why there's lag

lone cedar
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i tried to play odyssey

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but it felt like 30 fps

sudden warren
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There's better services out there but are very expensive

sudden warren
remote vine
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I’m still tweakin

sudden warren
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Cloud pc costs hourly tho

lone cedar
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it was horrible

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my pc is ok for now

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but i wanted to try cyberpunk with a 4080

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and AC odyssey

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both games had issues

solar obsidian
tidal trellis
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bruh moment

lone cedar
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@sudden warren eu central may be the closest

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but still no blyat servers

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they have turk servers

austere shadow
placid sail
austere shadow
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Domino house

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A good kick could do this

sudden warren
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Because the nearest one to me is the Japanese servers and I had no issues running metro at 1440 60fps at high settings

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It actually felt very lag free and smooth

remote vine
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@placid sail rim

sudden warren
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And are too cheap to buy pc games

placid sail
sudden warren
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They'd rather pirate them

lone cedar
frail scaffold
tidal trellis
# frail scaffold

i'm more of a fit in with society guy (+ I don't like spicy air radiation)

proud torrent
tidal trellis
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though then again

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thats duty armor so

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erghjerjghd

frail scaffold
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i need to make that mod eventually

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that just makes the actor an alcoholic

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i think the simplest implementation would be to just make all booze fill thirst meter, drinks dont, and change the withdrawal effects of thirst

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
frail scaffold
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should of gotten more smirnoff

remote vine
frail scaffold
stone blade
sudden warren
lusty sonnet
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@solar obsidian peepohi

loud yacht
slender rock
pale ingot
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or go bandit again

frail scaffold
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Bandit loner or freedom are my picks

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Freedom if i feel like western arms

glad carbon
prisma quiver
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I like merc

glad carbon
prisma quiver
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Specifically Kenyatta Lee Frazier jr.

frail scaffold
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I got my hair cut and my weight is the lowest its been

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Must of had a lot of hair

solar obsidian
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@placid sail

frail scaffold
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Brutalism is hard

placid sail
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put your dick away delight

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I'm not having sex with you

remote vine
placid sail
glad carbon
glad carbon
glad carbon
glad carbon
sudden warren
# lone cedar one play?

Yeah oneplay is a cloud service that's excellent so far.. Serbia is near Russia so yeah it would work fine

frail scaffold
sudden warren
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Costs around 10 bucks a month tho

livid pond
tidal trellis
sudden warren
placid sail
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hi fork

solar obsidian
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busy, u playing rimworld? am i in it?

tidal trellis
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why do u want to be in rimworld

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so badly

solar obsidian
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its funny

tidal trellis
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its a cheap knock off of u

solar obsidian
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doesnt matter

placid sail
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busy has made half the brainfart addicted to rimjob

prisma quiver
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Bro? 😭

placid sail
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busy is cackling devilishly

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also yeah I'm almost finished eating so we're starting soon

glad carbon
placid sail
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where was that thread

tidal trellis
prisma quiver
glad carbon
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rimjobworld

tidal trellis
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stop.

prisma quiver
glad carbon
sudden warren
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Rimwrld

placid sail
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we go here

slender rock
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Granted he's in Oklahoma

sudden warren
glad carbon
sudden warren
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Why is america likes this

livid pond
pale ingot
prisma quiver
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inhale exhale yeah, breathe

sudden warren
# livid pond

15 minutes after parking near the gypsy neighborhood

loud yacht
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youre in romania

prisma quiver
loud yacht
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they love catalytic converters there

loud yacht
prisma quiver
loud yacht
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ah man

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i have cute dogs at home

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wanna see?

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just get in the van

loud yacht
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this bout to be me and you

sudden warren
tidal trellis
pale ingot
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he gave me a gooning tutorial

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hmmtakenote holy damage

heady crow
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haha yeah seems about right for his type of stuff

livid pond
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shit will level the whole area

sudden warren
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Dead Island 2 is so much better than dying light 2

livid pond
pale ingot
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im gonna save the nades for when i really need em

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nightmare mode has been making me utilize boosters, meds and other shit a LOT

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but its fun as fuck

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basically been relearning how to play this and use errthang efficiently

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cause when i played it the first time around i almost never used boosters and barely used throwables

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the inhibitors dont help either

pale ingot
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also ive been switching to regen boosters instead of straight up medicine

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since medicine uses chamomile which is used in a lot of other boosters

livid pond
pale ingot
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and the regen booster is more efficient

pale ingot
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i still love this booster by the way

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it fucks up your screen but time is slowed and you become a force of nature (it's crack)

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looks like ill be able to get a better one though if i upgrade this. and it's cheaper

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only issue ig is the time slowdown loss

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i dont know if these board missions eventually run out. they gotta right?

inland jackal
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jarate

livid pond
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kid named jared

fallow trellis
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GDN

pale ingot
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Wait.. Im goated

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shit loot apart from the regen boosters

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i mean toughness booster too.

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only thing i dont need is the axe

livid pond
stone blade
heady crow
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#gachi #гачи #ремикс #remix #gorillaz #feelgood

Это "reMASTER" легендарного ремикса легендарного миксера Gachi Fingers'а. Спасибо за то что направил меня на это русло кстати!

Канал фингерса - @gachifingers.reloaded4580
Оригинальный микс - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GQ1ByCFUPM

Спасибо за помощь в создании @gachimouse
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pale ingot
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MY GAMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE.... it crashed...

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after 8 consecutive hours

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that insta tag has me sweating bullets

solar obsidian
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i wonder why iedy has a bird instead of horse

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then again, training a bird to steal things is a better idea

pale ingot
solar obsidian
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gotta make it more exotic

pale ingot
lone cedar
solar obsidian
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she right

pale ingot
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the thing to note here is that the image depicts an interaction between a girl and her little sister, not her little brother jokerge

pastel quartz
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You are

lone cedar
pastel quartz
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My friends calls me a homo for watching my little pony with my sis

lone cedar
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Chadge use a barbie so your action figure can punch it

pastel quartz
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They're not exactly wrong though

pale ingot
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every lil doohickey doodad i get that improves my life expectancy makes me happy

lone cedar
lone cedar
pale ingot
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i love the hypermode bro

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they got the event back from the new years

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the ragdolls are amped up to 300%

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shits amazing

lone cedar
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i didnt play that, but sounds fun

pale ingot
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no i mean

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hypermode event in dl2

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its fun

lone cedar
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Yes, i didnt play that

pale ingot
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they have it back

lone cedar
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ive burnt myself out from DL2 now im back to DL1

pale ingot
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its gonna be till the 22nd

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fair

lone cedar
pale ingot
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to me dl1 feels like it doesnt have like anything to do in endgame

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dl2 does

lone cedar
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DL1 feels more like a zombie world with parkour
DL2 feels like a parkour world with zombies in it

pale ingot
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neat way to put it, i dont care though its fun

lone cedar
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At first i was harsh cus it wasnt similar to DL1 but i grew to like it

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i just wish that humans were more reactive in combat , especially towards ur guns

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but DL2 launch vs DL2 now is night and day

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you couldnt turn off the annoying HUD markers or anything , no volatiles at night at all

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there were no ragdolls at all

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now you at least have some

pale ingot
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you havent even seen the new nightmare mode in dl2

lone cedar
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oh ive been waiting that for ages

pale ingot
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give it a shot

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let me give you a quick rundown

lone cedar
pale ingot
# pale ingot let me give you a quick rundown

new stamina mode, tactical stamina. it regenerates slower and if you deplete it you can't do anything but shove until it's fully regenerated, basically gotta be more careful with stamina.
new chase level (level 5) you have a new volatile variant that chases you
rarer loot my beloved.
glider's nerfed at night, that means it drains stamina a lot more so you cant just glide away from chases
most of your hud is hidden and survivor sense is almost nonexistent apart from investigations in missions and stam/hp (also quest markers and shit are still there)

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that's about all i can recall off the top of my head

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its honestly a lot of fun

pale ingot
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and it might not be the same for you cause youre probably like max legend level but its made me start using consumables and boosters a LOT because im not strong enough to just obliterate everything on sight

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which is fun

lone cedar
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im using 24/7 boosters in hard difficulty

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without it the game is unplayable

pale ingot
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thats what im sayin

lone cedar
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volatiles 2-3 shot you

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but i use that UV throwable which makes 10m around it all purple

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pretty damn broken

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doing GRE anomalies

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gives you lootbox each time u finish it

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and its spamable

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i reccomend u do it Multiplayer

pale ingot
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i thought they got harder each time you did one

lone cedar
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its the same

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and i u open like 100 boxes u will have 99 bombs max level/99 hp regen booster/99 muscle booster etc

pale ingot
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interesting

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thanks for the tip

lone cedar
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also when u reach legend level

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first 50 are super easy to level

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almost comical

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and u get a lootbox for every level too

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so u get bombarded with stuff

pale ingot
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rate my current weapon

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note the level 8

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i dont have legend levels yet

lone cedar
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I see

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the stats on it are very good

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but i hate two handed weapons,
one handed deals 70% of it while using 1/4 stamina

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always pick one handed for majority

pale ingot
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the charm i have also makes it spend 15% less stamina

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and im using brawler gear so

lone cedar
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i honestly didnt pay attention much to the gear armor etc

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i just used the [tanky] one

pale ingot
pale ingot
lone cedar
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these two if i dont have them on my weapon

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i go open another lootbox for another one

pale ingot
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kekw

lone cedar
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from the weapon modifications i use
When i crit them i bleed them and electrocute them, no active

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and the last charm is for DMG

pale ingot
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i need more combat levels but im pretty sure PK settlements are the ones that give out combat quests and i went with survivors

pale ingot
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poison is goated imo because it basically stunlocks any enemy

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and with the poison blast mod you basically have an on demand AOE stunlock

lone cedar
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Electrocute for me , cus it stuns multiple enemies

pale ingot
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poison blast mod does multiple enemies too if you can aim it

lone cedar
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ive beaten DL1 so many times on 🏴‍☠️ version now i have the original wanna 100% it

pale ingot
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i dont know how to get money fast

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i guess i can do the uhh

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nighttime things

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dark hollows

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and there's also the 50 billion inhibitor stashes laid around the map that ive already looted so now they spawn crystal dust and other valuables.

raw stratusBOT
lone cedar
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u get more exp multiplier when u are new game + / night time and the more people the more exp multiplier in ur lobby

lone cedar
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u cant get them all on ur first try

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u have to go new game +

pale ingot
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i know

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im already ng+

lone cedar
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o nice

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i finished the game at NG4+

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got tired of it

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u can do survivor missions multiplayer

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but honestly the best $ maker is for GRE anomalies spam

pale ingot
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im not gonna do any more ng+'s

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im fine with just 1 tbh

lone cedar
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if u have the good gear for it

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@pale ingot kekw

pale ingot
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did you ever get the scorpio

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its fun to use

lone cedar
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the gun weapon?

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yes

pale ingot
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the blicky

lone cedar
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its unlimited durability too

pale ingot
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exactly

lone cedar
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i will never

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forget this bug

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when i turned on the electrical station

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raider was chilling like a normal civilian

pale ingot
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bro converted

lone cedar
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not attacking anyone

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also fuck the survivors

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they have useless upgrades

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PK gives you so much useful stuff

pale ingot
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i like their parkour upgrades

lone cedar
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and it doesnt matter lore wise what you give to who beside the first one

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PK literally gives you truck mounted harpoons that 1 shot

pale ingot
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although i guess NOW

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that im in nightmare mode

lone cedar
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and a free crossbow , so many traps

pale ingot
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the pk upgrades, traps in particular, seem very

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very tempting

lone cedar
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y its totally worth it

pale ingot
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but its too late

lone cedar
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did u do all the nightrunner challenges

pale ingot
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im alr specced into survivors

lone cedar
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ngl most fun i had in the game

pale ingot
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nightrunnner parkour challenges?

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they go hard

lone cedar
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yes

pale ingot
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i havent finished all of them

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i have a few done on platinum but thats about it

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i like how different they all are though

lone cedar
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my nemesis is "Alice in the wonderland"

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i fucking hated that one

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took me entire day to win gold

pale ingot
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survivor settlements give out a lot of parkour challenges idk if you get the same quests if you go PKs

lone cedar
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you do get all

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only difference is, sometimes u get a questgiver that drops you a collectable card

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but if u choose the opposite faction, the card is on the table for free

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the collectable

pale ingot
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imma guess its like the goon card i got

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i had to do a fucking trivia quiz

lone cedar
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XD

pale ingot
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on infected

lone cedar
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i remember that

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quest

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then i failed and he said come back again later

pale ingot
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for this piece of shit

lone cedar
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ppl that 100% the game

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i feel so bad for u

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trillions of missables

stone blade
pale ingot
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this is HIM bro

pale ingot
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btw

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i need to keep doing the storyline

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i havent unlocked the inhibitor detector yet

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but im at the cathedral story quest and its gonna be a pain in the ass man

lone cedar
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btw

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some secret inhibators dont unlock

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NG+

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there is one very near a safe zone

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if u wanna know

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||above the PK ship in the water||

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||north side||

crimson flame
pale ingot
lone cedar
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There is also one in a pretty tight spot, its in between the green radiated area where u cant stand
The bridge is unaffected so you go there and its in the trailer

stone blade
pale ingot
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and i just got my head bashed in ONCE by a heavy renegade npc and i got instnat killed

lone cedar
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its in the central part , south west

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oh

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👍

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there are also some

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behind a safe lock

pale ingot
#

its like here somewhere right

stone blade
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Literally me

lone cedar
#

its near here

pastel quartz
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What game is that

pale ingot
#

dying light 2 brab

lone cedar
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Dying Light 2

pastel quartz
#

Oh

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How is it

lone cedar
#

its good

pastel quartz
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I've only ever played dl1

lone cedar
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u like zombies? u like parkour? Dying light is for u

pastel quartz
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And the dlc

lone cedar
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and can jump higher

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TL DR its sped up

pastel quartz
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I already am a superman

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Because I have the patience to play boring ass games

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All skin no meat

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I'd love some meat right now

lone cedar
pastel quartz
#

Get it?

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It's a bo sinn reference

stone blade
pastel quartz
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I never pay attention when I'm on a motorcycle

pale ingot
stone blade
pastel quartz
stone blade
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if this is all a dream

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then wake me the fk up

pale ingot
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i want more 1h blunt crafting recipes man

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i want to make a legendary tier blunt melee

pastel quartz
pale ingot
#

im specced into 1 hand you know..

pastel quartz
pale ingot
severe flicker
tidal trellis
ruby minnow
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i saw somebody say that fallout 4 mods are actually better then fnv mods

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this is real funny

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because fallout 4 only has guns and porn

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it has maximum 5-10 quest mods

narrow lotus
eager igloo
#

How do I kill my ego

narrow lotus
eager igloo
#

Tf

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
#

nerds

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all of yous

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damn straight @narrow lotus

broken topaz
#

or meditation under yogic guidance

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I prefer drugs

pastel quartz
tulip ravine
#

Lads

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It’s Saturday night

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It’s party night

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LETS FUCKING GOOD

tulip ravine
pastel quartz
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ignore this

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but car crash : 0

toxic sundial
#

I got into my fiancees chocolates and before I could finish one she came over to try and kiss me and she started yelling as soon as she smelled them on my breath

prisma quiver
#

Iedy

solar obsidian
dreamy flaxBOT
#
**delight72** once said...

Rizz be so fine its almost predatory

lunar brook
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Does this command ping

dreamy flaxBOT
#
**kolerder** once said...

It does

lunar brook
#

No

dreamy flaxBOT
#
**grokitach** once said...

amogus

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**kolerder** once said...

There is a snake in my ass

pastel quartz
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@grok lol look at this meme

lunar brook
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severe lack of balls

dreamy flaxBOT
#
**hamma__** once said...

skibiddy dop dops dop yees yees skibidy dablew diib diib

pastel quartz
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@tree

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hm

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new knowledge aquired

dreamy flaxBOT
#
**delight72** once said...

I love Men

broken topaz
#

He did say that

pastel quartz
#

indeed

lunar brook
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I would make a Cori quote but anything that comes to mind is severly nsfw

pastel quartz
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RAAH

lunar brook
#

Age rating R

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for Retarded

dreamy flaxBOT
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**cori._.** once said...

Is so joever

broken topaz
dreamy flaxBOT
#
**cori._.** once said...

That sounds about right

narrow lotus
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had this happen

tidal trellis
broken topaz
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Couldnt say

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I dont know the context of that girl

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I have no clue where its from

pastel quartz
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this is usually how people express joy

tidal trellis
solar obsidian
#

its porn

tidal trellis
broken topaz
tulip ravine
#

New command?

tidal trellis
#

you chose it!!

broken topaz
#

Somebody posted it in here already cropped

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I just yoinked it

tidal trellis
#

yoink

lyric horizon
#

👀

lusty sonnet
storm stream
#

someone's pfp looks happy
look inside
porn

pale ingot
#

heals...

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hell yejj

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its so much more efficient than a regular bandage even though its over time

naive bison
#

it gives you crack addiction tho

pale ingot
#

bro its made from poppies its opioid addiction

pastel quartz
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thats drugs

pale ingot
#

it is

pastel quartz
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cool

pale ingot
#

its that good shit

orchid kelp
pale ingot
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(these guys are about to die)

orchid kelp
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dying light prequel was better

pale ingot
orchid kelp
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idk whats the sequel called

lyric horizon
#

lawmen in dying light 2 are the only one based

pale ingot
lyric horizon
pale ingot
#

fuck suiciders

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boomers

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explodars

lyric horizon
pale ingot
#

bombb.

lyric horizon
#

but yea

pale ingot
#

(they're seconds away from death)

lyric horizon
#

i finished dl2 3 times because i wanted to try different endings, but yea it was cool

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i liked this storyline more than dl1 omegakekw

pale ingot
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im doing the same ending just cause i had to do new game plus

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also rip wierzbowski

lyric horizon
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i still have to 100% it

lyric horizon
pale ingot
#

bro said his kid was gonna be born any day and he fucking died

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brother turned into a splat on the wall

lyric horizon
#

every person with surname ending on "ski/cki" is goated

fluid heron
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forgot the braves game was today gonna have to do a tad bit of drunk driving

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In atlanta traffic a fate worse than death

pale ingot
fluid heron
pale ingot
#

thats what im saying

fluid heron
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However I'm really tryna not get an ignition lock so I gotta lock in

river robin
crimson flame
#

his bio?

fluid heron
#

The entire truist park braves stadium smells like pack

ruby minnow
primal kiln
proud torrent
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it made its favorite sleeping spot on green paint

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THE BULGARIAN GREEN CAT
In 2014, a stray cat (or at least it seems to be a stray) at a Bulgarian seaside town of Varna made headlines due to his green colour. At first, outraged locals believed that the green cat had been attacked and painted or dyed. They set up a Facebook group called "Punishment to the the perpetrator of this criminal act". It later transpired that the cat habitually slept on a pile of synthetic green paint left in a garage. over a period of time, the paint has discoloured the entire cat. Each time s/he sleep on his pile of paint, the colour intensifies. Not everyone is satisfied with this explanation as the colour is evenly distributed, suggesting a dye job. Every time the cat grooms, it is ingesting some paint or dye, which won't be doing it any good. Instead of photographing it, locals really need to find it a sleeping place away from green paint. Some time later, the cat had reverted to its normal colour due to getting wet, but was likely to get a green tint as soon as it started sleeping on the paint again.

lone cedar
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the military med kits and the booster regens is where its at

high meteor
pale ingot
lone cedar
#

no

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not even upgraded

pale ingot
#

thats hwat im saying

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theyre ass no matter what

lone cedar
#

😡 STOPPPPPPPPPPP

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STOPPP

pale ingot
#

retard

lone cedar
#

STOPPPPPPP

pale ingot
#

im saying theyre bad

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

lone cedar
#

||i know sir||

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but
STOPPPPPP

pale ingot
#

IM GONNA KILL YOUR FAMILY

lone cedar
#

in game?

fluid heron
#

Happy days

green schooner
#

Me

livid pond
#

so insightful

storm stream
fluid heron
#

Definitely a bowl of ice cream at 4pm kind of day

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Fucking what

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Mint chocolate chip better

stone blade
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how life be feeling like lately

naive bison
# fluid heron

one of my favorite sam hyde skits is when he rolls up on a starbucks

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asks for some fucking

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ham and cheese sandwich

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and they say "oh, so sorry, we're all out of ham"

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and he just loudly yells "FUCK"

fluid heron
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Didn't you just say that shit was expensive sounds like some peasant shit I can't relate to

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Fuck yeah

stone blade
#

this was requested a while ago by some random dude in my comment section. here you go, sorry for the 4 month wait or however long it was.

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fluid heron
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river robin
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the second is just as amazing

final cedar
#

Desperados is a fine movie

stone blade
final cedar
stone blade
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jcole saw meat canyon and went yoo ima sample that

final cedar
stone blade
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legend

stone blade
final cedar
stone blade
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GET THAT 808 BUMPING IN MY EARS

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

final cedar
#

tron went hard

stone blade
#

this song goes hard

final cedar
#

10pm, gotta turn on the preamp

stone blade
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1:20

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that bass line

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my god

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god bless Basstronics

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however

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let's not forget the original

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The Bass Mekanik

final cedar
#

Know that one?

final cedar
stone blade
#

why spotify bruh

fading shuttle
stone blade
#

this one is slightly higher

fading shuttle
#

blue blur?

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SONIC

final cedar
#

sanik

fading shuttle
stone blade
final cedar
#

I need a bigger sub

stone blade
#

how big is it

#

thats what she said

final cedar
ruby minnow
#

giving homeless people money and food every day so that if i get attacked or mugged

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they protect me

#

and they create a civilization of their own with that food and money

final cedar
#

jesse

#

what

ruby minnow
#

i'm cooking

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something special

final cedar
#

if you cooking then an army of methheads is definitely the way to go

ruby minnow
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we will mine

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we will take the copper wires

final cedar
#

Your beer tastes like piss
We know, that's because we piss in it

KekSkew

inland jackal
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piss

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p!piss

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fading shuttle
green schooner
#

Literally

stone blade
#

Yo

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idiots

#

anyone here walk to work?

green schooner
stone blade
#

distance?

green schooner
#

Like not even that far idk

#

I have to walk through town and then

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3 hills

stone blade
#

for me its 1.8 to the job site

green schooner
#

and then I’m there

stone blade
#

km ofc

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so 3.6 daily

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shit feels good

#

Legit just walking

green schooner
#

good leg workout

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Lmfao

stone blade
#

yes

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and weight

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then again god bless I walk

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8 hours in office nahui

craggy wigeon
split canyonBOT
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stone blade
#

A cringe man will always think he is based , but the based man will stay truthful to his cringe self - mahatma ghandi

proud torrent
stone blade
surreal smelt
fluid heron
#

The alcohol is telling me I must drive

clear vapor
#

Not the weed?

stone blade
#

audiiii

fluid heron
#

I live in a suburb full of rotting old people I do not have easy access

#

I really don't want to take the highway cuz I know theres gonna be traffic but that's basically the only way into atlanta

stone blade
#

what audi is this

fluid heron
#

Honestly I don't even fucking remember

stone blade
#

the one with the wheels right

fluid heron
#

For sure

stone blade
fluid heron
#

and it's got an engine

stone blade
#

wow

fluid heron
#

insane I know

stone blade
#

crazy

#

@grizzled meadow

#

❤️

grizzled meadow
#

My man 🤝

stone blade
#

jebem ti picku

fluid heron
#

Fuck off Google auto

stone blade
#

sorry I meant

#

have a good night

dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ba: Bosnian (bosanski jezik)
blank⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

fuck you bitch

grizzled meadow
stone blade
#

XD

fluid heron
#

The Android auto doesn't even display maps on the screen

#

And there is no place to mount a phone

stone blade
#

it means pussy not bitch but ok

#

it works

stone blade
#

BOMB THIS MAN AND HIS FAMILY

fluid heron
#

Manual users trying not be insufferable about driving a manual challenge (impossible)

stone blade
#

I don't drive

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lol

#

I dont have a license even

fluid heron
#

Eu?

#

public transport doesn't exist in the US unless you live In a shit hole like new york

stone blade
#

I live within walkable distance of 90% of the things I need

surreal smelt
stone blade
#

i dont need a car

fluid heron
#

Car has fucking dlc

stone blade
#

LMAO

#

BRO DIDNT PURCHASE NAVIGATION XDDDD

fluid heron
#

It already has Google maps

#

which magically just started working after the 20 times I've tried

clear vapor
#

Wheres the air support button?

stone blade
#

Wheres the kerosene button

fluid heron
#

Next to the Morse code machine in the back

stone blade
#

Nice

#

Whats the difference between a retro car and a 30 year old woman