🎪bruh-fart

[gleaming grove]

Theres a lot of vtubers turned out to be guy

[sudden warren]

A girl ?

[gleaming grove]

But thats a girl

[pale ingot]

i thought pekora turned out to be a guy, damn

[sudden warren]

Wait people actually watch vtubers

[gleaming grove]

I dont

I just meme it

[sudden warren]

I thought it was a meme

[pale ingot]

i do i just dont unleash the brainrot upon this chat like alex does

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/filian-dance-fortnite-vtuber-gif-14513663680615418633

[sudden warren]

Are there actual losers that watch hours of vtubers

Wtf

[gleaming grove]

Tbh

The same thing you watch twitter popped out a sick sweatiest move in Warzone tho

[pale ingot]

i put that shit on in the background just to have something to listen to. i could listen to music but no

[gleaming grove]

Or whoever that one COD female girl turned out to be cheater

[robust cove]

how do you think there's this many of them

[sage otter]

Why have overacted highpitched "eeeeeeeeeeeee" and "uwu" and screams with a background of dweeb chat when you could actully just put music

Plus that frees the screen for whatever

Litteraly only downsides to it

[fading shuttle]

you could say that for every streamer honestly

[sage otter]

No ?

[fading shuttle]

streamers are inherently just bad content

[robust cove]

how about you listen to people screaming in agony and pain mixed with nails on chalkboard (10 hour version) instead

[sage otter]

Number chasers yea

[pale ingot]

fire asmr

[sage otter]

Small streams with not alot of viewers are usually calm and much less degen

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/797783357042720789/933653989143224320/videoplayback_7-1.mp4?ex=662a2209&is=6617ad09&hm=2c0c29e3bbab0ef71f3109633cc77c898fc21356c4b8873c68d7f234e27be95e&

[robust cove]

those are great

[tidal trellis]

I met some good friends from a small streamer tbh

[gleaming grove]

A vtuber was harassed because it turned out they are actually a woman

It sounds extremely funny

[pale ingot]

RRAAHHHHH 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

[tidal trellis]

he was streaming doom 2016 and I met some good friends from it

[fading shuttle]

yeah they were one of those traps

guy pretending to be girl vtuber

except it was an actual

[placid sail]

I may have done an oopsie

[tidal trellis]

god damn it busy

[pale ingot]

fill your home with gasoline and set it on fire

[placid sail]

listen man

[sage otter]

I would if it wasn't 2€ a liter

[placid sail]

I didn't expect the ancient danger being filled choked full with new dlc meat friends

[storm stream]

brothers and sisters

[pale ingot]

true

[placid sail]

but you know

you live and you learn

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-thethethethethethe-pungle-gif-20101055

[placid sail]

well, I live and learn, and my colonists die horribly

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail who this?

[tidal trellis]

you should (not) be in charge of anything

[robust cove]

Alex

[sage otter]

yup, recognize the haircut

[storm stream]

ey piss off
wasn't me who made it

[placid sail]

this is Fred, he is volunteering to help with my paranormal science project

[lusty sonnet]

nice

fred and alex in the same body

[robust cove]

was you who decided to force others eyes upon it

[placid sail]

maaaan, that base was coming along so nicely. oh well

[sage otter]

rimworld c-con patch soon ?

[lusty sonnet]

one day I'll buy rimworld

[fading shuttle]

the same day it stops being so weirdly expensive

[lusty sonnet]

exactly

[placid sail]

you could

you know?

[lusty sonnet]

too expensive

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-laughing-haha-gif-21919022

[lusty sonnet]

I'm not falco though

[crimson flame]

damn, new dlc huh

[placid sail]

if you catch my drift?

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/close-eyes-rami-malek-saturday-night-live-startled-shocked-gif-23508890

just close eyes bruv

[placid sail]

pawns are now able to crawl when down and it's hillarious

eldrich horrors fucking shit up on my base, and the pawns are like ow ow owie and crawl away to their beds

[crimson flame]

pog

[fading shuttle]

im going home tomorrow for a day, i will post many pictures of demon

[placid sail]

(and slowly die of blood loss in them because nobody's tending them)

[crimson flame]

i thought the last dlc gave us horrors

but they made more shit lol

[pale ingot]

just man up smh

[placid sail]

I'll be honest

[pale ingot]

thug it out

[placid sail]

previous dlc, the one that added mechanists and xenotypes to pawns

left me disinterested really fast

but the new one, where you can touch dicks with the void god, is kinda fun

[pale ingot]

[placid sail]

but yeah be careful opening ancient dangers, it's not a couple of bugs as per usual, not at all

[deep topaz]

greetings gamers

my internet is installed at my new home

surely my absence from brainfart sent ripples through the community..

[placid sail]

Fred is sure happy about all that transpiring

but not Klope, probably

[pale ingot]

what has fred done in order to be permanently restrained

did bro call the eldritch horrors on you as vengeance

[ruby minnow]

Silent Hills lookin ahh battlefield bro

[sage otter]

siren sounds starts playing

[ruby minnow]

I got Fallout Dust too

[frail scaffold]

mount and blade

[lusty sonnet]

the new vegas shader pack

[sterile dome]

why are you mounting a blade

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067301595399856158/1074795485988147260/attachment-2.gif

[ruby minnow]

none

[sage otter]

where the redbull

[frail scaffold]

idk

[stone blade]

what? no. it's much worse

[tidal trellis]

they're apparently better now so I heard from a friend

[narrow lotus]

Original cock and blde

[river robin]

Tried a new cheese.
Never try fontina Val d’aosta.
It smells like dog shit and I mean that literally.
The smell is identical.

Promise me. Fucking promise me nobody here will

It’s mediocre taste isn’t worth it

[oak herald]

sounds perfect for me

[river robin]

One day you will suffer the consequences of your actions

[oak herald]

and it will be glorious

[sage otter]

isn't fontina aosta that semi-soft pasty one ?

Yea wouldn't recommend

[stone blade]

@sage otter

aaaaa

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/aa-aaa-cat-hi-gif-14227049

[deep topaz]

soft cheeses seem to be a very fine line between feces and edible food

[eager igloo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/492787310534852618/1228775741521661972/fun-drunk.mp4?ex=662d4596&is=661ad096&hm=dcdc045f44f01f8b733c3efcad91dbb2b610e1937680392267a194bcef0635fd&

[sage otter]

Nah it really depends on the penicillium, lot of soft cheese are awesome

[deep topaz]

i mean like trying new ones

the already established ones seem pretty consistent

[deep topaz]

personally i dont think i've ever had a soft cheese, unless cottage cheese counts

[sage otter]

Eh, idk

Not in my book but technically it counts

[river robin]

Yeah it’s a semi-firm that smells like dog shit.
It’s taste I can only describe as awkward, somehow.

[river robin]

Try more.
Cheaper, supermarket bought soft cheeses tend to be ass.

[sage otter]

Ye I tried it and I don't like it either

How old was yours @river robin

[river robin]

Doesn’t say

Any time it exists is too long imo

It’s mere existence is sinful.

[sage otter]

so prob 90days

I mean I would not try it even if it aged properly lmao

[lusty sonnet]

@heavy peak dying light?

[sage otter]

Dw this region might have shite cheese but they redeem themselves with their delicous ham

[heavy peak]

Not at home

[placid sail]

BRO.

I HAD TURRETS.

I'VE JUST REALIZED.

I COULD HAVE LIVED

FUCK

[deep topaz]

is there a good way to enjoy prosciutto

i cant seem to find a good way to eat it

[fading shuttle]

[lusty sonnet]

[placid sail]

it's a new item that anomaly start starts with

portable backpack turrets

I have no habit of using them dammit

[lusty sonnet]

skill issue

[fading shuttle]

how is anomaly btw

worth starting up rimworld again

[lusty sonnet]

good stalker modpack

[pastel quartz]

wdym

[placid sail]

also yeah books are a thing now

well, they used to be with mods

also wall lights are a thing now

the oldest mod, too

[fading shuttle]

OI, HOW IS ANOMALY

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/companion-cube-cube-portal-portal2-jumpscare-gif-25741929

[placid sail]

basically, sylvester lowkey quietly adding the good mods in the base game

[placid sail]

I enjoy

[inland jackal]

Alo dima

[sage otter]

It's enjoyable but is it 26€ enjoyable

[fading shuttle]

i have no plans on spending money on rimworld

[inland jackal]

Anomaly is free

What are you talking about

[sage otter]

[fading shuttle]

im getting it through the 100% legal store

[sage otter]

100% off store

[deep topaz]

5 finger discount store

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-weston-gif-24957771

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-template-meme-gif-26388412

[sage otter]

the shopkeeper is brazilian or mexican and next we get a liveleak video of a tree getting his branches cut off

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

BRO

SERIOUSLY?

[pastel quartz]

busy having a crises

[placid sail]

imagine being an undead murder machine only capable of violence and losing to a fucking iguana

[pastel quartz]

therapy is expensive a 9mill isnt

[placid sail]

he had brawler and nimble, too

[pastel quartz]

is this rimworld?

rimjob

[placid sail]

yes

feels a bit rough around the edges rn tho

probably because of very recent dlc release

[pastel quartz]

I should give it a try

( i wont )

( i might )

( im indesisive )

( i cant spell )

[placid sail]

so yeah, so far, no reason to make a ghoul out of anyone but pawn with tough perk

everything else is a waste

[pastel quartz]

zombies make good slaves

[placid sail]

well

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-anniversary-11years-pvz-teredsr-pvz-plants-versus-zombies-gif-21437178

[placid sail]

he has insane regeneration and doesn't fall until he's literally dead

[pastel quartz]

random gif

[placid sail]

and he doesn't sleep

but he doesn't do anything but fighting, eats only raw meat and fresh corpses, and if you leave him hungry for too long, he'll eat you instead

and aparently his weakpoint is FUCKING IGUANAS

[pastel quartz]

the perfect husband

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/being-entranced-by-windows-media-player-in2004-rod-thill-captivated-mesmerized-hypnotized-gif-26804061

[dreamy flax]

@static delta (mar1lboro) has been banned for reason: Did not comply with the server rules. NSFW profile picture + Innapropriate profile name.

[placid sail]

oh

nice tits

[sage otter]

nice tits

[inland jackal]

nice tits

[storm stream]

kinda based profile?

[heavy peak]

I mean lets be real.
The pfp has been saved for future research

But rules are rules

[pastel quartz]

what was the pfp

for reaserch purposes

[sage otter]

Should've asked the source before banning

very unprofessionnal of you s5

[pastel quartz]

reul

[heavy peak]

Dw
I can find sources without needing to ask anyone

[sage otter]

goon super power

[pastel quartz]

coomer mods

[sage otter]

fr

[pastel quartz]

based or unbased

that is the question

[sage otter]

unbased

[pastel quartz]

the question had been answered

this concludes my TED talk

[storm stream]

the super-coomer

[sage otter]

He's prob the one that sent him that pfp in the first place

Only then to ban him for it

Mods really are cruel

[pastel quartz]

this is why i should be mod

[heavy peak]

[changing dina's profile name, just to get him banned. Brb]

[pastel quartz]

can you imagine

ill just be there like

https://tenor.com/view/tree-green-nature-gif-23265260

n shit frfr

[lusty sonnet]

man just went to a porn site and took a pic from there

[storm stream]

*twitter

[lusty sonnet]

Cynthia on his way to reverse image search it and have a wank

[storm stream]

Who?

[lusty sonnet]

Cynthia

S5

[turbid cave]

okay but like do we have some sauce to go with this fine pasta

[deep topaz]

the sexbox pfp

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/itpedia-xbox-sex-jolygolf-alexey-gif-22374319

jacking my sexbox

me jacking my sexbox

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/facts-big-facts-true-so-true-true-story-gif-10768238346551082063

[sage otter]

2€ on my paypal

[lusty sonnet]

5€ on mine and I'll give you the link

[sage otter]

I also give the link

[turbid cave]

why jack your sexbox when you could sex your sexbox

[lusty sonnet]

post the link here and tag S5

[sage otter]

Don't tempt me

[lusty sonnet]

👀

[pastel quartz]

give me the link becuz we homies

reaserch purposes

im a scientist you see

a tree of wisedom and knowledge

[sage otter]

alright

I respect science

[turbid cave]

how about some shitcoin and pocket lint instead

[sudden warren]

My fren got popular scitzo posting

[eager igloo]

The duality of a man

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-stare-sesame-street-rocco-death-stare-gif-24438342

[inland jackal]

Tits

[turbid cave]

jesus you should be more concerned about this unholy abomination

[delicate trail]

i know what i stand for son

[turbid cave]

the man is just trying to do some scientific research

[sage otter]

Sorry I donated my intel to the international scientific community

[delicate trail]

no, hes tryna destroy his brain by jerking off to a woman online and then wonder later why hes too scared to talk to a woman

[turbid cave]

I'd argue he's doin

gods

work

[delicate trail]

satans work*

[turbid cave]

trying to decode this mystery

[inland jackal]

Electricity is a sin

[delicate trail]

how so?

[inland jackal]

It was given by electric demons

[delicate trail]

[pastel quartz]

guddamn

[turbid cave]

rip guess ill go commit uninstall sys32

[pastel quartz]

where can i buy one

ill take 3

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-kurt-angle-stare-gif-2618405429234636640

alright...

[pastel quartz]

oh hi jesus

i didnt expect to see you here

[pastel quartz]

is that rimworld?

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/235864439579082752/1228766000535703632/IMG_20240413_130317_590.png?ex=662d3c83&is=661ac783&hm=26592e4beb99ba03c7a528b616fc4a9518ceeddc3b2ecbcdc5aebaac98deb4bd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1233&height=916

[pastel quartz]

I've been thinking of playing it, but the price for it and the dlc's would burn a hole in my wallet

[placid sail]

yup

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26024664

[pastel quartz]

yeah but I dont like putting on the peg leg and eye patch for indie games normally

[crimson flame]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DbjBqNQeHmI?si=7RUa3lL6gwza23MX

nile is probably a part time stalker

[pastel quartz]

I'm too caught up with "muh morals"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-how-they-felt-devil-dog-dog-mask-dog-in-mask-gif-23467335

https://tenor.com/view/deku-deku-crying-gif-22920820

[deep topaz]

i hate that i know the source

it's beyond cursed

[eager igloo]

The country of Finland himself

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/baltimore-peggle-baltimore-peggle-peggle-helix-baltimore-peggle-helix-gif-25087878

[green schooner]

ME

[pale ingot]

@pastel quartz saatana

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/395777802668081154/1228795698246451320/IMG_9390.png?ex=662d582c&is=661ae32c&hm=e41cbdb80312e20bc7047227be9f959dfcb02c99571fac3d2a122f663074fab1&

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/finn-finland-cick-bald-gif-20662247

[quaint ore]

Hardcore moment

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/top-trending-nft-art-video-gif-24302608

[runic kernel]

Hi

[pale ingot]

the doctor checking your reflexes:

[storm stream]

[high meteor]

hallo farters

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115586734722388048/1226963791313506475/3012ac39aca04929b4860abf746e9af4.mov?ex=6626ae13&is=66143913&hm=4f1be6e718a882326cee996d90dd2f9b4c5c0595b266f8e2e6cc958233a3284e&

[pale ingot]

i agree with what he's saying

[fading shuttle]

pretty

[high meteor]

is that skyrim

[fading shuttle]

yes

[high meteor]

i see your skyrim screenshot and i raise you with my own

moons are cool

[fading shuttle]

true

[pale ingot]

cool moons

[placid sail]

I wonder how the tides are in a world with two moons

[placid sail]

and similarly, in a world with no moon

[pastel quartz]

no tide

[placid sail]

yeah no I mean, I know

I mean that I'd like to see that

[storm stream]

Don't post pay gorn in the memes channel

[pale ingot]

Brainfart, its time to gachipost

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1218921335682633759/impala.mp4?ex=66251b74&is=6612a674&hm=618db7aa2acfbb387dc270353879ab75361fad99ffc6d29c99956f5cc10756fb&

[lone cedar]

better than starfield

[runic kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798503128373657610/1228639247091896411/FB_IMG_1713000811717.jpg?ex=662cc677&is=661a5177&hm=2a675ea1d52c42c898db645aebfd80986fb2cbd4da5abcdae316ebb9fbd2e97f&

[robust cove]

Yeah halo fucked up hard compared to the fallout show

[lost tartan]

nah

they nuked new vegas

bc todd is seething Obsidian made a better story then they could

[robust cove]

Did you watch the show

[fading shuttle]

at this point im scared of the show because i fear it has like

some subliminal mind control shit

only way i can explain why people say its good

[robust cove]

Sanest bulgarian

I am watching and it's aight, except the vault girl

[fading shuttle]

i mean, the vault girl acting like a retarded fish out of water makes sense

[robust cove]

She's very "well THAT just happened"

[fading shuttle]

is she one of those characters

like, the saints row reboot type

[robust cove]

First thing she says after going outside is "okie dokie"

[robust cove]

Idfk what that means I never watched that slop

[fading shuttle]

is she a left leaning zoomer with severe autism

[robust cove]

That still doesn't mean anything to me

[fading shuttle]

smh, its like you dont look at car crashes

[robust cove]

I already said enough, she's avengers type of writing

[river zealot]

sea of thieves it

[river zealot]

alo catboyo

[fading shuttle]

woah, rephrase that pal, we dont do anything illegal in here

[robust cove]

I sell meth in a public school

[pale ingot]

like """strong independent""" woman type character that drops crappy 1 liners every 3 seconds and acts all stupid?

[robust cove]

No she's not like that THE WHOLE SHOW

But most of it I'd say

Thankfully the show follows multiple characters

[pale ingot]

you can tell liberal feminist has been here..

[robust cove]

It's just the norm for modern shows anyways

I'm just glad it's not like that the whole time

[inland jackal]

Best shoes are those i find on nylon bazaar for 2k rsd

[pale ingot]

and everyone hates it

[dreamy flax]

2,000 RSD (Serbian Dinar) :flag_rs: is equal to 17.076791 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[pale ingot]

you remember that video game a while back

[robust cove]

Suck my dingaling smartass

[inland jackal]

Cheap*

[pale ingot]

cr1tikal played it iirc

something about it being really badly optimized

[robust cove]

Every game ever

[pale ingot]

and the mc was a black woman with a bracelet that speaks and gives her magic powers

and the chick dropped shitty one liners every 3 seconds

actually idk if she was black but im pretty sure.

[robust cove]

Yeah idk slop game #433566

Yes she was black

And looked like a horse

[pale ingot]

i could go find it

[robust cove]

Doesnt matter

I know which one you mean

[pale ingot]

https://gyazo.com/c03c43f9322e2810f27b629b63f59b45.gif

[robust cove]

Yeah like that but worse

[pale ingot]

discord gif finder bricked my phone when i tried to search for that gif btw

for like

a solid 10 sec

i hate discord on mobile bro

[storm stream]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/1779232147947078104

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-forest-spooky-gif-8926095

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034508280229277848/1228806816205639771/20240413_163846.jpg?ex=662d6287&is=661aed87&hm=b797541a4aa9dbaac1ad388a1e4eb94dfd462b84b58f647a27c115df0cddcacf&

[tidal trellis]

Pizzer

[sage otter]

new orleans is for pussies

[delicate trail]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-rick-roll-rickastley-spongebob-gif-19367765

[final cedar]

Weird how all recent video game adaptations shat the bed so hard I automatically assumed the Fallout series would do the same. I guess the LoL mini series was pretty decent too

[deep topaz]

so nice to have my own house

can shit and fart wherever i want

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cat-gif-24179179

[high meteor]

cat waving the wrong direction

[tidal trellis]

Car

[high meteor]

stupid cat looking to the left

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/G8WhJPO9pmA

new gorb

[deep topaz]

take the one off that ten and we got a deal

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/0gfe.gif

helo

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/mmmm-myes-wash-froge-cute-funny-fieryrage-idke-gif-16770678

[final cedar]

am I the cute people?

[pale ingot]

No you're fucking ugly

[final cedar]

no chill, straight for the jugular

https://tenor.com/bnWL0.gif

[pale ingot]

true and real

[final cedar]

https://archive.org/details/apocalypse_now_workprint

[pastel quartz]

glorb

[final cedar]

Man this needs a cinematic release

5 hour work print of Apocalypse now

[green schooner]

hes me

fr

[final cedar]

who

[green schooner]

him

[final cedar]

fat brando?

[green schooner]

me fr

[final cedar]

are you obese?

[green schooner]

what

[pale ingot]

for reference

[river zealot]

in hunt

showdown

its alr

shotgun is useless

i bet its the frenchie who voted that

[pale ingot]

i just find it cool because of the shotgun doodad doohickey

[final cedar]

oh it's the one with the 20 gauge single shot?

[pale ingot]

yej

[keen lance]

I fundamentally think that's impossible.

On a fallout note: I seriously think the games are much better in that your ability to really do anything and have full control of the game / narrative / actions was only truly fleshed out in FO 1 and 2. Bethesda was too busy making Oblivion to learn what Fallout is.

Fallout is learning everything sucks. The world lives in the grey. Esp when we consider Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

I fundamentally think that's impossible.

On a fallout note: I seriously think the games are much better in that your ability to really do anything and have full control of the game / narrative / actions was only truly fleshed out in FO 1 and 2. Bethesda was too busy making Oblivion to learn what Fallout is.

Fallout is learning everything sucks. The world lives in the grey. Esp when we consider Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

[pale ingot]

nice double post

yerr.

[keen lance]

That was double? I just responded to something like 6 hours later?

[final cedar]

is this a shitpost, not even tempted to read

[pale ingot]

as in you posted the same fucking wall of text twice

[keen lance]

Weird. My phone must hate me

[keen lance]

Pixel gud. 3d bad.

[final cedar]

ID-10T error most likely

might need to update your OS

[keen lance]

Guess I better throw it out and get a new one. Consumer culture at its finest.

[final cedar]

look up the error I mentioned

easy fix

[glad carbon]

hi

[deep topaz]

greetigs

[glad carbon]

how it be

[deep topaz]

moved into new home. empty but cozy. enjoy being alive now

[glad carbon]

awesome

renting or what

[deep topaz]

home loan to purchase

[glad carbon]

pretty good

[final cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqsoSmOBFrQ

[broken topaz]

Im going to inject code

Into your ass

[final cedar]

keep your genetic code away from me

[broken topaz]

I installed a virus onto your lovense Bluetooth buttplug

It will steal your credit card info

[deep topaz]

it will scan your butthole so i can make a perfect 3d printed copy

[broken topaz]

Do you know those clone your own dick dildo mould sets ?

[final cedar]

why y'all want to fuck my ass so much?

too sexy for this chat

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/too-sexy-for-my-shirt-singing-sexy-shirtless-gif-11407351

[glad carbon]

hi cori

[broken topaz]

Hai froge

[glad carbon]

hows it goin

[final cedar]

account compromised, spamming ads now?

[broken topaz]

I cant eep

[glad carbon]

[broken topaz]

Use code cori for 25% off your very own pair off RayCon wireless earbuds

LIMITED TIME OFFER

[glad carbon]

push harder

[broken topaz]

Why is darth Vaders helmet shadow imprinted on my ceiling rn

[final cedar]

brain tumoa

[final cedar]

[glad carbon]

hi metro

[deep topaz]

brain tumo

[final cedar]

hi frog

[glad carbon]

how it goin

[final cedar]

just watched the 5h uncut apocalypse now version

[broken topaz]

He's watching me

[final cedar]

u?

[final cedar]

there's nothing

[broken topaz]

You dont see it?

[river zealot]

are you high?

i remember you got those shrooms

[broken topaz]

No just schizophrenic

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

phrens

[broken topaz]

I havent taken any of those

[river zealot]

there is nothing there man

what are you seeing

[broken topaz]

Its easier to see in person

I swear

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to cori._.

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[broken topaz]

Just come over

[river zealot]

what are you evne seeing

[broken topaz]

:3

[broken topaz]

A big shadow in the shape of darth Vaders helmet

But the picture squishes it

And makes it alot less visible

[river zealot]

i kinda see it

[broken topaz]

Also alot more red

I swear its not that red in my room

[glad carbon]

watching tv

[river zealot]

its like that 4 chan story

[glad carbon]

its the camera clearly

[river zealot]

where the guy just has a red light coming from a differnt room

[broken topaz]

I think its the nightvision mode

[broken topaz]

What

Now you gotta find and post the story

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/539691993048285184/1228887229389209641/image0.jpg?ex=662dad6b&is=661b386b&hm=d33d8583d201f761507ba6a4ce2cd5b91d0a86f82599be3b5c85d51fdffde2aa&

[river zealot]

nuh uh

[final cedar]

good stuff on?

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53JUTZhGPQk

ok this was esay

[broken topaz]

Or an /x/ post

I love browsing x

Those people are completely insane

Thats where i learned what a tulpa is

[final cedar]

x is full of cia and schizos yet to be recruited

[broken topaz]

The x schizos cant be recruited

[final cedar]

right...

[broken topaz]

They are too busy astral projecting to fight allah

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

@pastel quartz

[glad carbon]

no

imma go play capital punishment i think

[broken topaz]

CP?

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1228837957046374440/GK5V1DwWsAAaTVI.png?ex=662d7f87&is=661b0a87&hm=ecf6a9fc286d2e0128b9d3752b4886dd03e79e8934e1c5862ae7f7420a0d1cdf&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1228797857050525726/20240329_094046.png?ex=662d5a2f&is=661ae52f&hm=db95e99646d48fcc4cac242ca1e6d19106355690171cd1a4cece536f02e89996&

[final cedar]

you mean the PC game?

[broken topaz]

The mod pack for new Vegas

[final cedar]

oh

[true sedge]

have people finally started making mod packs for bethesda games

genuinely baffling noones ever really done it

[broken topaz]

Wdym finally?

Automated installation modpacks have been a thing for a good bit

[final cedar]

yeah modpacks have been around forever

[true sedge]

i can only think of like, one for f04 and one for skyrim

[broken topaz]

And before the automated installer, people would prepack mod packs

[broken topaz]

Wabbajack has several for fo4, new vegas, Skyrim, the vr version of those games

And some others

Even including sex mods if that's your thing for skyrim

Wouldnt know personally how good those are of course

[final cedar]

ah yes, sex mods. 5 hours of tinkering for 15 minutes of gameplay

[broken topaz]

Well with the automated mod packs

No tinkering needed

They even have automatically applied mod configs

Or so ive heard

[final cedar]

the tinkering includes the character creation

[deep topaz]

theres a lot of strange fetish stuff

[broken topaz]

Not enough

[broken topaz]

Yea but that always takes long in Skyrim

[final cedar]

world war 3 incoming folks

[true sedge]

nothing ever happens

[broken topaz]

Yaayy

[true sedge]

repeat after me: nothing. ever. happens.

[broken topaz]

Until it does

[true sedge]

nope

[broken topaz]

Maybe this time it do

[true sedge]

nuh uh

[broken topaz]

:c

Yuh uh

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-nerd-blisk-nerd-card-titanfall2nerd-gif-27484897

[true sedge]

is that titanfall 2

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/577628713332637728/1226715094402994236/IMG_3789.gif

[broken topaz]

I dont know

But ill just say yes

[final cedar]

university point pharmacy prolly my fav base in vanilla FO4

[true sedge]

titanfall-nerd-blisk-nerd-card-titanfall2nerd-gif-27484897

[deep topaz]

i remember seeing a vid a long time ago on like the "worst of skyrim sex mods" and there was a fucked up one where everytime you "died" ingame you'd spawn with a note written by the guys who killed you explaining all the ways they r-worded you and how they hope you have fun raising your new kid. then in a week you'd give birth to said kid and then have to take care of it

and i was just like WHO IS INTO THIS

[true sedge]

☹️

[broken topaz]

They'd leave you a note?

Lame

Theres mods were there's at least rape animations

[final cedar]

getting stomped by a troll early in the playthrough

[deep topaz]

it was optional

[final cedar]

goblin slayer vibes

[deep topaz]

you can see it or it just flashes to the afterwards

[broken topaz]

The bear in tbe first cave

[visual stirrup]

God's light does not shine on #🎪bruh-fart

[broken topaz]

Theres also mods that turn all loot able containers into rng roll traps

[final cedar]

would be fun if they put the effort in to make beast's notes really badly written as if even bears had some level of sentience

[broken topaz]

That can lock you into bdsm gear

[broken topaz]

Elder scrolls does have werebears

Maybe it was one of those

[deep topaz]

grarr...rur...rawr....hurr..rur..rarrrrr

[broken topaz]

Hur hur hur hur hur

[visual stirrup]

Skill Issue
-Bear

[deep topaz]

fredi fazbar

[broken topaz]

I could take a bear

In combat

[final cedar]

steal a piece of fruit... the guards beating you unconscious and violating you

[broken topaz]

They dont beat you unconscious

Thatd be too nice of them

[deep topaz]

in morrowind they'd kill you just for picking up an item

[broken topaz]

They lead you to the town pillory

[deep topaz]

like holding Z to pick up

[broken topaz]

And let everyone even Nazeem have a go

[final cedar]

i mean in the context of the mod mentioned

[broken topaz]

Rape is not poggers

Remember kids

[deep topaz]

i figured that was a given

[broken topaz]

Consent stops rape Everytime

[broken topaz]

Flower

[final cedar]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

oilseed rape

fetish modders all over the world:

https://tenor.com/bnqr0.gif

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-cosby-seductive-flirty-gif-5687061

You'd be surprised how common of a fantasy that is with women

[deep topaz]

its something you would fantasize about but never actually want

[broken topaz]

Obviously

[deep topaz]

like getting married

[pastel quartz]

darkromance category

[broken topaz]

Talking from experience

[pastel quartz]

some women who read "dark romance" books are those exactly

[broken topaz]

Not sure what qualifies as dark romance

[pastel quartz]

borderline 🍇

not borderline

[broken topaz]

You can say the word

[pastel quartz]

straightup rape

[broken topaz]

You dont have to say grape

Fucking hate this zoomer shit of saying grape

And unaliving

[ruby minnow]

sometimes the barking of the stray dogs outside my house sounds like people screaming

i wonder why

[broken topaz]

It infantilises the whole thing

[pastel quartz]

sorry man, I thought there was a filter

my bad

[broken topaz]

And yeah its difficult to talk about

[ruby minnow]

yeah imagine if you say

[broken topaz]

Especially for victims

[ruby minnow]

hitler unalived millions of people

[broken topaz]

But if the victims cant even say the word

Theyre never getting over it

[pastel quartz]

basically, dark romance is just straightup rape, even stooping to sexual violence

[broken topaz]

The soviet union graped thousands of german civilians

[final cedar]

this is especially evil since it's only done to keep monetizing content cause advertisers are scared of having their brand associated with bad words

[river robin]

really annoying and retarded. Everyone knows what you mean. Just say the word, fucktard.

[broken topaz]

Interesting

Like killing stalking

Tho that hasnt got much romance

In it

[pastel quartz]

its a trope of an overly agressive masculine man and the women in those books are actually victims

[broken topaz]

Yee ive heard that some women will basically use the forced aspect as a cope

They basically retain their purity and innocence

Cause they didnt engage in it willingly

But forced to enjoy

[final cedar]

masculine = aggressively dominant?

[pastel quartz]

yes

[broken topaz]

Atleast in the context of romantic fantasy novels

[final cedar]

weird

[broken topaz]

Stuff like the gentile rogue

[pastel quartz]

thats why its *straightup rape, the women in those books as cori says implore a forced aspect

[river robin]

Most men don’t realize that woman are just as retarded as men when it comes to sexual stuff.

[broken topaz]

To some degree twilight and fifty shades too, tho its not forced in twilight it's basically a mormonised erotic novel

Looking at you cuck tent scene

And also fetishising animalistic natives

[river robin]

Anyways. Have this dog.

[glad carbon]

go to sleep cori

[broken topaz]

No

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

#🐈pets-posting

[broken topaz]

I have seen the twilight cuck tent scene

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-now-steal-take-grab-mine-gif-13196166

[river robin]

[broken topaz]

And now you must hear about it

[glad carbon]

all these monsters got you messed up

[broken topaz]

Im team edward

He can bite me

Fr fr

[pastel quartz]

and yeah, metro, dark fantasy is basically just sexualizing and fantasizing rape, I repeat do not read those if you arent into it.

[broken topaz]

Or do read those if you arent into it

Ya know

In the spirit of forced fun

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

I prefer edward in the 2022 batman movie

[broken topaz]

Robert Pattinson is a good actor

[final cedar]

twilight almost ruined the actor, he's great in most everything else he plays

[broken topaz]

Phenomenal in everything he's been in

Except twilight

[final cedar]

yeah

[broken topaz]

But thats because the director wouldnt let him do what he wanted with the character

[visual stirrup]

Why is it that each pervert has like fifty different fetishes?

[broken topaz]

Apparently he went so hard

They had to stop him

[visual stirrup]

Why can't they settle with one?

[broken topaz]

And neutered his performance

[broken topaz]

Greed and lust are two sjns that go well together

[deep topaz]

twilight was originally like some tween romance thing so he probably couldn't spread his wings

[visual stirrup]

We need to bully Cori out of the server again

[river robin]

Sex lives rent free in their head. Idk man

[pastel quartz]

I got my hands on one of those, fucking paid 50 bucks for a story that if it isnt for the romance aspects, its just sexual assault

[glad carbon]

is twilight really this bad

[broken topaz]

No twilight was the Mormon erotic fantasies of stephanie Meyer

[pastel quartz]

vampire alpha male show

[broken topaz]

Which she denies cause shes mornon

[final cedar]

because why stop at one?

[broken topaz]

Mormon

[deep topaz]

what does mormon mena

[glad carbon]

team jacob or team edward

[visual stirrup]

*moron

[broken topaz]

But even robert Pattinson described the book as her sexual fantasies

[broken topaz]

The religion

[final cedar]

having a friend with you to shake the bed

[pastel quartz]

I have no fucking idea, I don't watch that shiesse🙏

[glad carbon]

jumping on da bed for a homie

[final cedar]

🤝

[deep topaz]

oh it's that thing

[broken topaz]

Any homies up for soaking?

[deep topaz]

religion is hilarious

[final cedar]

the term soaking itself

[broken topaz]

I was never bullied out

I left cause you guys are fucking boring

[deep topaz]

you'd think religion would be that thing that would've disappeared by noiw

[pastel quartz]

it is, you want to hear interesting rules my mom told me if I were to find a man?

[glad carbon]

i'd always help a soaking homie

[broken topaz]

And it only got more boring after the femboys got banned

[deep topaz]

sure

[river robin]

The fem boys did nothing but horny post the fuck are you on about you moron

[broken topaz]

I took MY femboys and left to my server

[broken topaz]

That was way before you even were conceived lil bro

How would you know

[river robin]

I’ve looked

I’ve seen the purge and scrolled the posts

It looked awful

[final cedar]

going to the polar opposite there is this practice of dry sex in a lot of african countries where women are required to dry out the soft tissue to increase friction. I still don't believe this is not a meme

[river robin]

What

[broken topaz]

Thats gotta be a meme

[final cedar]

like put sand up their cooch

[broken topaz]

No way thats real

[river robin]

Nah

No fuckin way

[broken topaz]

Why would you do that

[true sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-cute-esoteric-sealwaffen-stare-gif-23528104

[river robin]

Sounds like an elaborate shitpost

[broken topaz]

Its coarse

[final cedar]

apparently it's linked to the rapid spread of STIs

[broken topaz]

And rough

And gets everywhere

[pastel quartz]

on the topic of my accidental pregnancy last year, if a man were to accidentally or intentionaly knock me up, when the fun ends, its either he stays as in a marriage or he leaves, as in gets excommunicated from talking to me

[visual stirrup]

Inertia is a hell of a drug
most of the world's political and social problems are just leftovers of the ignorance and savagery of our history

We never got a clean break from yesterday

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

toxic patriarchy but fr

[river robin]

Nah this has to be a shitpost

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

one way to find out

[glad carbon]

yo matro

[broken topaz]

Im not ever touching sand in africa

[deep topaz]

that seems quite normal

[glad carbon]

you still watching house md?

[final cedar]

yeah

which ep you on?

chick ded yet?

[glad carbon]

s5 e 16

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/sand-eat-eat-sand-yummy-gif-20549525

[glad carbon]

the episode after the rapist priest

[broken topaz]

Me with the baby formula

In the super market

[final cedar]

he wasn't a rapist dude

or was he?

[visual stirrup]

Me in Auschwitz

Mods are offline

[pastel quartz]

oh it is? I find the part that I cant interact or even be allowed to see the dude fucked up, basically a restraining order

[glad carbon]

i think he touched one of the choir boys

[broken topaz]

Why is it even called baby formula? The formula cant even be used to make a baby ???

[final cedar]

no the boy made it up

[glad carbon]

oh

aight

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

Thats what the priest wants you to think

[pastel quartz]

I think they use babies to make the formula

[broken topaz]

I see

[river robin]

[broken topaz]

Like soylent green but babies

[deep topaz]

yeah but if a man isn't willing to support his wife and child, ostracizing is normal

pretty much everywhere

[final cedar]

boy this season goes places still

[broken topaz]

Thank god my gf cant get pregnant

[glad carbon]

[final cedar]

get ready for s05e20

[broken topaz]

I need to continue house

[glad carbon]

yes cori

watch it

[pastel quartz]

understandable

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/house-gif-boombox-md-hugh-laurie-gif-5490452

[final cedar]

regardless of the presence of ovaries get a ball switch, it's hilarious

[broken topaz]

Ball switch?

[deep topaz]

how do you know what is on and what is off

[final cedar]

yeah a cock safety

[visual stirrup]

Metro is above mere flesh now

[broken topaz]

Cock safety?

Like a chastity cage?

[final cedar]

doctor gotta turn it on and you gotta shoot in a cup

[pastel quartz]

I thought it was a glock switch, but for the balls

[visual stirrup]

Uncocks cock

[river zealot]

dr house in the house

[broken topaz]

A gock switch?

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

what the fuck is a cock safety😭

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bwTcB.gif

[broken topaz]

We shootin blanks out here

With the cock switch

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dracula-flow-gif-4361431640026043595

[pastel quartz]

dicks arent guns why do they need a safety, and a switch too😭🙏

[deep topaz]

full auto cumshot

[broken topaz]

Playing smash with the bros, but youre the switch

[pastel quartz]

what a time to be alive

[broken topaz]

Its more like a burst fire, wouldn't you say

Cause it comes out with every throb

[final cedar]

it's a ceramic valve they put in your sperm lines so you can be rendered inert if your splooch is too powerful

[deep topaz]

two round burst

[broken topaz]

Is this real or are you memeing?

[final cedar]

real

[visual stirrup]

One moment of excitement can ruin someone's life

need a safety

[broken topaz]

[glad carbon]

so true

[pastel quartz]

it stops your cock from shooting

I see

[broken topaz]

Im on that hair trigger

Rifled barrel

[final cedar]

and the best part: it's 100% covered by health insurance

[visual stirrup]

snub nose

[pastel quartz]

I feel that

[glad carbon]

i dont think so

[broken topaz]

Its not snub nosed

[final cedar]

obrez

[visual stirrup]

I'll get a modification as well
I'll unbullpup my cock

[final cedar]

lmao

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-smile-villain-long-gun-gif-17427254

[broken topaz]

I guess technically your cock and balls are bullpup

I hate that

[pastel quartz]

by how powerful cumshots shoot out, I'd say not 7.62x54r and moore...weaker than .22 short

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/574529314591211530/1228692925693562880/IMG_0672.jpg?ex=662cf875&is=661a8375&hm=0560118e082abcda82da05ca1120a7dbd8b82135cd366a656ab8d0df281dc590&

[broken topaz]

I dunno they can have some forcr

Ive hit my exes ceiling once

[glad carbon]

low ceilings

[broken topaz]

You underestimate my power

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/obiwan-star-wars-dont-try-it-ewan-mc-gregor-revenge-of-the-sith-gif-7971802

[broken topaz]

Ive also hit myself in the face

Several times

[broken topaz]

On accident

[final cedar]

just hanging from the middle of the shaft

[pastel quartz]

depending on how excited the dude is

[broken topaz]

And several times on purpose

Jk

[glad carbon]

one teste on either side

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

Foregrip

[deep topaz]

one time i hit an 8 foot ceiling while seated

[glad carbon]

goon power

[visual stirrup]

There's a surgery you can get that severs the tendon behind your dick
You'll get an extra inch or so of length, but your dick can no longer stand up
And I assume it causes your dick to go bullpup

[pastel quartz]

what

[broken topaz]

The frenulum?

[pastel quartz]

the fuck

[broken topaz]

Why would you cut the frenulum

[final cedar]

oh yeah, I read about that

[broken topaz]

Or some other tendon?

[pastel quartz]

doesnt that render it completely useless to some degree?

you cant use that extra inch if it cant get erect

[visual stirrup]

No, you can still get an erection
But the penis won't stand up when it gets hard

[pastel quartz]

how are you going to stick it up someone?

[broken topaz]

Tbf it could be a little droopier

[visual stirrup]

Manual aiming

[final cedar]

apparently it has the added benefit of getting rid of those last few drops left in the pipes when pissing standing

[glad carbon]

who knows

[pastel quartz]

those are a problem?

[broken topaz]

Just wipe em off with your finger and lick it clean

Like a normal person

[glad carbon]

some people really want that extra inch

[visual stirrup]

With a hand, like normal people

What is your experience with sex?
Do you just see people springing into each other?

[glad carbon]

cori whats up with you and piss

smh

[broken topaz]

Nothing

[final cedar]

goone too far

[glad carbon]

piss fiend

[broken topaz]

I was joking man

If it wasn't obvious

[final cedar]

*jerking

[glad carbon]

jelqing*

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

my experience is pretty vanilla, and I experienced a little mishap

[broken topaz]

I dont need to jelq

Ill still mog you all

[glad carbon]

no oway

[pastel quartz]

and it usually involved an erect penis

[broken topaz]

Lenis

Who is lenis

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bmBu2.gif

[river zealot]

you sound like you really want that extra inch

[broken topaz]

Lenny!!

[river zealot]

THEY KILLED LENNY

[broken topaz]

Mah boah

[pastel quartz]

little mistake

[final cedar]

[river zealot]

was it lenny even

i dont remember

no on

[final cedar]

black guy

[river zealot]

its kenny

[broken topaz]

Lenny dies ye

[river zealot]

yeah i dont remember

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/t8WEMcl0g7F.gif

[visual stirrup]

Why did you have that on reserve?

[broken topaz]

I happen to have this meme on hand for you frog

[final cedar]

[broken topaz]

Sent it to my gf earlier

[final cedar]

hive mind strong today

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067301595399856158/1074795485988147260/attachment-2.gif

[dreamy flax]

metronxp, your new nickname is Rockford

[glad carbon]

do anyone got any rimworld modpacks for 1.5/anomaly

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/bBccD.gif

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-gif-8139856

[broken topaz]

Its all i got anyways

[river zealot]

[final cedar]

gf = grandfather?

[glad carbon]

pop pop with dementia

[broken topaz]

My grandfather is dead

[pastel quartz]

what?

[river robin]

I’m gonna kill you

[final cedar]

[pastel quartz]

my brother in christ what the hell is that

[river zealot]

im impressed how falco still havent exiled cori

[final cedar]

exiled to where?

[broken topaz]

Oh itll happen

[glad carbon]

hi memegg

[river zealot]

[broken topaz]

Cause i havent been posting recently

[river zealot]

out of here

[pastel quartz]

lower brainfart

[broken topaz]

And if he reads tonight's chat

[final cedar]

rejected

[broken topaz]

Im definitely gone

[pastel quartz]

the last layer of hell

[visual stirrup]

Cori is a Made Man
Would have to fall to Madi's level to get banned

[glad carbon]

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[final cedar]

p!urban helk

[foggy mantle]

**helk**

by Ca-Or

Definition

1.a combination [of hell] and [heck]. It's worse than hell, but not as bad as heck.

2.What someone says when they almost say hell, but try to stop themselves at the last second by [adding] a k at the end.

Example

1.[What the helk]?

2.[What the] hell-k?

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[river robin]

The Walmart parking lot at night?

[glad carbon]

p!urban jelq

[foggy mantle]

**jelq**

by rkilgore35

Definition

An exercise to increase penis size naturally. First a warm rag is use to stimulate blood flow and put the wang into a semi-erect state. Then lubrication is used on the hands and the [mumbo jumbo] in question. Use a thumb and index finger positioned in an "OK" grip on the base of the schlong. Slide your hand up to the head then take your other hand and grip the base. Release [the grip] of your first hand and return it [to the base] to repeat the motion while the second hand is sliding to the head of the penis.

The goal here is to force more blood flow within the cellular walls of the one eyed weasel. The result out of consistent exercise for at least 30 minutes a day, [3 to 5] days a week is a gain in 2+ inches in length and girth from 6 months to over a year. Mostly fails to work due to a lack in effort.

Example

I got [carpal tunnel] from [jelqing] and had to go to the hospital. There's a [catheter] in poofy penis and now the guy who brings me the jell-o is winking at me.

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[pastel quartz]

nah

detroit

[glad carbon]

LMAO

people do it for real

wtf

[final cedar]

ofc