#🎪bruh-fart
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training today really made me think about how much better i feel after losing a bunch of weight
klr has like double the health but i rarely get hit in the legs so should i just go with the scout legs for more speed?
not to mention the pump
god my arms feel massive even tho they're baby arms
its crazy how much easier you breathe, especially if you do some cardio too
and i can squat and stand up again without straining
like to pick something up or do something close to the ground, whereas before i would have bent over or leaned over
basically what im saying is fat shaming is warranted
and helpful
man
people born in 2007 when they grow up they be like
"BACK IN MY DAY, WE HAVE SKIBIDI TOILET, MEWING BE COOL"
and shit
instant response with the "you criticize society yet you participate in it hehehehehe" comic holy shit
it's like an NPC dialog option
my man Hamas Piker
throwback to when Hamas Piker interviewed a terrorist who captured merchant ships and told him he's like Loufy from one piece
😔
Idk people born in 07 will be 18 next year. I dont think theyll be the ones talking about skibidi toilet
yeah, thats people born in 2010
holy shit people born in 2010 are about to go to highschool i just realized
wtf
but gen alpha are the ones talking about that stuff, i mean we may to but only in distain i hope
welcome back
old but gold, i read that he really improved Namibia last time i checked on Adolf
New Game +
pacifist run

goofy kot
Hello frog
Wtf is this thing
game ing
cornish rex
Vampire cat
Dracula mf
:3
Chess
Im working rn so expect huge delays
what weapons you use
i just skipped a randomized terraria world name that was "The Trench of Blocks"
i am a homeless tweaker
isn't that just chicago
i use what i can afford
twerker
nope.
@inland jackal @eager igloo @tidal trellis @narrow lotus @fading shuttle @grizzled meadow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085037751369478186/1228434118422036551/SnapInsta.to_3243287429756872792_online-video-cutter.com.mp4?ex=662c076d&is=6619926d&hm=b40c76944fa6b6eb7cf6cbbf1086c08f353cc1039d63bc8752e005b90ef07d6e&
@eager igloo putting up a good fight
I dont remember most of my underhanded tactics
I have no tactics 
I can see that
tactic
Piss
Gg
dic dac
Gg
Woke up today
got sad since I will have to go to shop
open fridge
monster inside

whats funny is that he used to make like FRAT boy content
like
" how to pickup girls "
and funny shit like that
how i felt watching him say Alhamdulillah when he brought idubbzs to his house knowing that man has literally 0 religious thought in his brain
i have a really ghetto setup rn to block the light from my monitors while i have my window open
its getting hot here in the desert
@pastel quartz Play
yah, its rewind time
damn owned
@grizzled meadow

It's crazy to think people born in 2007 are almost out of high school
I do put Riders on the Storm in my car while riding through the wasteland my city is
You are excused
ty
real
Just oguzy
Ogussy
Real
What
fallout tv show

Yeah this scene was....interesting
There's no way that's real.
they cut off the last 2 lines of it
watch the show you discount zealander
diet kiwi
Mf, kiwis are diet us
show is bad, dont watch
I figured. It was about fallout, and from what I can tell, not the good ones
the show is good, fallout fans are just mentally stunted
"is the show bad, no its the fans who are wrong"
why is the show so horrible, please explain
dont talk about it retconning shit because that just aint true
the only thing ive seen it do wrong lore wise is the location of shady sands
nah, i dont need to explain anything, if i say its bad, its bad, simple as

I mean. My expectations aren't exactly high. It's modern fallout content.
its pretty faithful to the older stuff when it wants to be
@placid sail where tf did you find plazma, it literally just came to my mind to ask you
@heavy peak
XD
P!piss
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(literally no connection here
)
AK but zased
why is russian cursive so impossible to read
and baltic language really
because skill issue
also its bulgarian
not russian
if it was russian it would be even harder
you realize back in those days
people wrote like that because they wrote with those ink despensing pens?
so you had to write slanted
cursive existed to fool others that you could write
longest running pyramid scheme
Cursive exists because raising your hand after each character is exhausting if you're writing a fuckton
its the same when i was a kid and my mom gave me a brick phone and i pretended to use it
i was just mashing 5 and 6 again and again
" people wrote like that because they wrote with those ink despensing pens? so you had to write slanted " 🤓 👆
Been posted already?
Right
Fuck indian scam centers im teaching 50 crows english and how to use a computer and phone
Morning has passed a long time ago
1h ago to be exact
We should play Minecraft one day
There was already a brainfart mc server
but it had madirex, so it was objectively bad
and also it was minecraft and not terraria so it was objectively bad
hi
hows it goin charon
playing cold war game
which 1
yes
I will c
cuh
my secret agents from Serbia delivered me some to try, along with some other addictive cookie which name I forgor
I wish his family the best
The house always wins
ombat illegalities
long hair mf
Chadge
finished it, its fucking dope
someone from another server said he was "too arab to be house"
????
Ye it was good
literally looks 1:1 as house does
Even has that arrogant smirk
And the last scene of the series is a teaser for FNV fans
No, i heard Fallout show is 4 years before NV
no
its after
it has to be after nv because the teaser shows post game vegas
They've put out a timeline as well
I means it makes sense
thats the true ending to new vegas
But ppl say NCR doesnt exist
what about the last episode 
It would be independent vegas but i think its the House controls vegas
Or could be everyone got killed by the courier and ye, vegas is just independent
that'd be sick
Courier/House antagonists ? 😳
if they went for the DUST approach
Legion got civil war to hell after Caesar and Lanius death and NCR after Shady Sands
where the courier just killed everyone in vegas
i still think shady sands fell before the thing happened to it
the legion is in an alliance with vault tec
I mean even the controlled robots by house were enough to make everyone run away
Might be, because maximus is at least 20
and vault tec are the zetans
and control everything
He was like 8 when Shady fell
SHADY SANDS FELL BEFORE THE NCR DID!!
people are mixing up the time lines too much, since you can have the thing happen after the town has been kinda left behind as the ncr
you mean where he unleashes the
toxicf fart
fromt he sierra madre
stop spoiling you slut
i havent played all of dust yet
we need друг
wdym spoiling
new vegas is like
10+ years old gang
15 years behind the show rn
yes but dust is always fresh on the mind
dust is a fuckin mod
no sir
"damn this lore is great!"
"you wanna make my cock explode?"
the house won 😎 deal with it
the duality of the fallout show
average brotherhood rizz
What did the other one look like
Mood
Oh, is it still up?
Its there, just not turned on rn
Oh
I can get you access but you gotta tell me your aternos username
...
I COMPLETELY FORGOR.
Раша наша
I think it had chocolate glaze and some kind of coconut flavor?
Держава Наша
Америка ПАРАША
that is NOT street legal
i have no idea what ur talking about but keep going
where they taking him
i wish i knew the original
Понеслась
С этим хз
@frigid nexus |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| _ _ _ _ _ _
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It reminded me of the scandinavian tradition dating back to the time of byzantine Empire. When varangians went across the seas to serve the emperor. This guy came here from a russian chat to earn the title brainfart reject. Same energy. He will come back there with honor.
It's for the best
they went to serve cus the byzantines paid them extremely well
not because of honor
The duality of man
brainfart reject got to be the worst possible role you can get
literally not fit to be in the insane asylum 
Only way to kick russians out of here, and make them use their own channel 
Im about to not be fit for society
Horrific phone data plan
3 hours of sleep
9 hours of trying to fix internet and dragging cables across my fucking house
30 youtube tutoriaos
Tutoriaos
Tutoriaos
FUCK
Scientists have discovered around a hundred new ocean species in Bounty Trough, an oceanic rift off New Zealand's south island 🪸
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new fishes
Im losing my grip on reality
sploingus
Ive gained 10 kilos in the span of 10 hours by breathing in my attic
10 kilograms of dust in my lungs
babe wake up
new fish lore is dropped
I went up there and it was poison spider spawner minecraft mineshaft
So much cobwebs and shit
this means we will have a new evolutionary understanding towards species
it makes me happy
The fact of humans still alive is a big fucking joke
we are the reasons of the crisises in the world
eye balls are spheroid
the russian zerg WILL be stopped

God please not Bulgaria
Hello doctor where am I
LEVSKI ILI CSKA?!?
good point
Talvella 2013 saattoi törmätä tällaiseen veijariin hiihtoreissulla. Kamera Praktica DVC 14.1 HDMI.
type of shit i been on recently
it starts with
one thing i dont know why
Massive
omg nick l4d2
insanity
gooning insane
og is tad difficult to watch, alien force is where its at
i wouldnt know, i havent had cable since i was 12
I made this cause I was annoyed at the timing of the music in this video:
https://youtu.be/-09bEScKV4Q?si=ReX36AC9qGFX9R_Q
imagine having
a character repeat their arc
literally
every season
despite the fact how many times the show says they learned now
it gets annoying
basically it was just that
sounds like the average kids show, but even worse
@solar obsidian 
I’m about to make some questionable financial decisions
salami
you blood is weak
a cat wrote this
your blood is also weak
if you were talking with 12 year old me hed agree
i once stayed up 2 days and caused myself to hallucinate while playing gta online
i literally saw a huge ass mosquito on my hand in the dark, freaked out and turned the lights on to see nothing
this is a power not a curse
i cast: Heart arrhythmia
then i put my headset back on "sorry guys, i think i need to sleep"
his name is benjamin he is chill
trees cant have heart attacks
he prolly was but tell him to get less ugly
ok rude...
bro harbored a deep sadness
you're a bush at best
strong words there champ
a mere fern
yea well
your a poopy face
and your mom is also a poopy face
and your dad is a big poopy face also
🔥
OguzY more like Oh Banned
Kanye not post that sir
thats kanye
L
I have heard mostly only good things else than the lore being a little screwy
i heard the show is pretty good
good thing we do not care about your opinion
who said that
must have been the wind
grammar mistake
Im sure Alex said it
But if you are an og fan and all i see why you wouldn't like it, it plays into Bethesda's style of fallout more than the classic fallouts
The gun scene was hilarious
tho we do have a tomboy BoS soldier
Based
And its normal thou
Women will turn into tomboy after war
I love the Discord Bloom 
its great
terrifying
I must admit, I've felt a treacherous thought form "maybe the show isn't bad" after seeing alex state it's bad
because alex is alex
good thing I don't watch shows anyway and it's not much of a dilemma
alexs opinions will always be the opposite to most peoples just to make them mad
Only show I watched recently is Shogun
Most shows right now are mid
It’s a 7/10 which is a lot like the games
Not enough to be the greatest thing ever but it’s not pure dogshit
One day Ill come to brainfart and its not talking fallout
I watched redline recently
Hello ppl

never
also hello

How is the tree doing recently
Are the roots sufficiently watered
How do I open this shit on my phone
with great effort
bonjour
fr*nch scum 
OUT
Download it and then tap on the blue text
non
They give better grip for sure
"grip"
Btw are they out
if they were I wouldnt be online, I would be in a hospital for a week recovering
We dont know the truth without proof
they done cooking yet
Hold on
Sous vide is a French cooking technique and the term translates to “under vacuum." In the sous vide technique food is vacuum-sealed in a cooking pouch and heated at a precise temperature in a water bath.
OI FRENCHIE HAVE YOU POOPED EM OUT YET
@fading shuttle
very cool cooking technique, regretfully bearing French name
when are they droppin?
😭🙏
Tape
it'll buff out
practically brand new
i swear everytime somebody asks it only gets funnier
Are they out
Twitter virus
the headlamp...
tf u mean buff out
thats crude plastic, once broken you need a new one
tape
or an infuriating part replacement
tape is okay temporary solution
but its going to fuck with the reflections and lightning
bz is down bad again
down bad for what?
the Skulls sniper unit
Just use a plunger smdh
also the desire of kojomba to dress every woman in his games in bikini is just too ridiculous
how
the MGS4 photoshoot part with the bosses was in a different league tbh
Stanfield is Garbo tier once you realized it is incredibly small and innovated on nothing.
Which game is that?
the driver in question
my brain
the best scene in the movie
when there's no hair to pull so you have to improvise
twittards
remind me to never post memes again to a bunch of ungrateful asses in brainfart
grab her by the ears
and scream "happy birthday"
man they bringing back 2007 memes
that works too
Shame those are all the bad fallout games.
took you some time, i realized it was garbage before it even came out
ok
Navarro and Junktown era or bust.
So I never read anything about the game before it came out. I did binge two playthroughs when I did play it because I had a vasectomy and nothing to do.
I kept reading things that it eventually clicks and gets better, and then I ran out of quests and factions and realized smooth brains wrote such things.
Starfield show
i was busy playing bg3 at that time, not saying this game gets S tier from me, but it feels considerably better waste of time than anything bethesda released in the last 10 years
im bored to the point where theres no games i can play i think ill just lay in bed all day and read manga
For sure. My wife is playing BG3 and I don't know when I will devote to starting a run.
Fallout 3 and NV rang pretty hollow, so I 200% lost interest in 4 or 76
Have you tried reading?
Ever play Outer Wilds?
i am about to go read
outer wilds doesnt interest me
Shame. Outer Wilds was probably the best narrative adventure game I've ever played as an adult.
за нью вегас и двор стреляю в упор
Isometric or bust.
bro
I would have understood going "first two had the most immersive and detailed world and storytelling"
but fucking isometric, that's your kink?
unhinged
horrigan already sent at your address
Isometric games are funny
isometric games bad
gender bend yourself
im going to bend your femur
WHAT being terminally online(mentally ill) does to a mf
iirc the knife in soc does the same dmg as an rpg
what the fuck does any of this mean
This is just alex being alex
league of legends
it tells someone who plays sett with the conqueror rune as support to kill himself because he is stealing gold
I played lethality sett with hail of blades
jesus is my biggest fan ❤️
Ethanisonline
always has been,
P!exile
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now cease degeneracy
no
Man I like anime but at least I'm not THIS deranged
last i checked ppl who like anime and more prone to jerking it to 2d characters
not saying they all do it, just more inclined to do so
Totally couldn't be me though
i cant read that son
100% more inclined
The fertile crescent has fallen, millions must invent agriculture
Can we just ip ban Alex already
nothing has changed 😄
Society has been falling for around 10k years now
Skill issue atp tbh
6K actually
player count goes into the negatives on starfield!
The pyramids are supposed to be older than 8k years
i dont trust anything carbon dated, when you subject a rock to testing and one test says its 50million years, the 2nd says 500 million years, and the 3rd says 1 billion years. Theirs too much room for error to even believe it
True but fossilised dna is actually veryyy accurate and they found bones so there's that
new video: Rise and fall of deez nuts (1 hour long video)
Actual degeneracy
they found skin on a triceatops dude... Skin doesnt last on a fossil for millionsof years
Alex I may be just as much of a gooner as you but at least I hide my degeneracy 
hey alex, you should go try talking to a women
can i have ipfon
its great
🍿
my girl likes to threaten to kick my ass. I get her mad just so we can wrestle,
Again there have been cases of very well preserved dna evidence so can't really comment on that
Does that end up in sex ?
duh
You're living my dream rn bro
and you know how i got here? I spoke to a woman
We are supposed to be in eternal coomer hell
dont matter, you can look like the fat kid from the goonies but if youre confident it just works
Sometimes it's just over
only cus you think it is
change your thinking
bro, just go up to a girl and say hi.
Tell her shes so pretty that you wish you were crosseyed so you could see 2 of her
always makes em laugh
ez
youre not wrong
"Just say hi" lmaooo
dont be scared pussy
Again some people aren't supposed to breed
stop watching porn and you might just get the courage to walk up to a girl
Or like attract the opposite gender
Literally Haven't coomed in a month
It's time to become a femboy
victory non the less
consider suicide instead, its less harmful to the environment
who said oyu could crawl out of your hole satan?
You're literally a weeb 😭
i did
femboys are worse than weebs
get back in it
I agree
this man judges, because he secretly practices the thing he speaks out against
That actually explains homophobia☠️
Based jesus
jesus hates satan because he is him
its a term used to call ppl that dont agree with it
my spacebar is squeekin
Yeah but people hating on other's for having a different lifestyle is just shitty regardless
a phobia is any irriational fear that involves seemingly innoncent things
True the right word would be disgust rather than fear
I believe homsexuality is a lie, Its to keep those from understanding their true identity in christ. The reason christians despise homosexuality is not because they hate the ppl, its because they see the Lie
and they see how it robs people of life
but anyways
innocent things?
but do you freak out like a WW1 soldier with shell shock?
phobia isnt the fear of innocent things, phobia is just an irrational fear of something
fuck you mean exactly, you said a different thing
here i got some food for you
me
Ares 
hey @fading shuttle
dont let them ruin ur mood
stay up g
then kill yourself
❤️
it is time for the depression game called R6 Siege
Kek
why dont you take a nap instead
it's 19:30, too late for a nap
then go to bed early
tomorrow
thats too early
no
give it 24 more hours
spent most of the time in the garden, 0 stress
why ruin that zen
no
promised a friend
its like watching the same episode of a single cartoon over and over
its not fun anymore
do something fun on god
like crashing cars into telephone polls
and driving on a sidewalk
find a new thing to annoy people with
no
people get annoyed at repetition
-10 points
this might seem weird
but I kind of miss the smell of the school gym , that balkan smell
wtf
you enter , walls are crumbling , lamps don't work
the stinch
no
-20 points
you know what I'm talking about
Lol
idk what kind of school gym you guys had but ours was big and thats abt it
it didnt smell or anything
sometimes it was just floor wax
to make floor shiny
alex doing alex things
alex SINGLE handedly...
yes
nvm,
made vtuber gifs boring
its not even brainfart regulars who are annoyed its the 1st time ever brainfart user and then they disappear the next day
lmao
alex single handey jerked off to 2d hoes
vtuber gifs are boring now
no
the prophet of dumbass has spoken
yes
they were boring for the past month
a video lol
its like watching paint dry on a wall now
imagine thinking we would click that
now imagine if we did click it and it wasnt vtuber
I'll click it
now thats something new
sadly its all the same
cause alex became boring
bring back prime alex
AlexTheFellOff
me when i haven’t touched a woman in 20 years
alex so mid
AlexTheMid
when can we stick Alex in a guillotine, just curious
We should brainfart exile him until he gets a new gig
petition
make brainfart unboring
its called reject you fool
brainfart exile? i live here
live is a strong word
stop sending woman dancing @fading shuttle
it looks like what youre doing is called rot
scarlet rot IRL
but its alex' brain
brain rot buildup
lobotomization
the vtuber brainrot
didn't that one turn out to be a guy
No thats a girl









