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insanity chat
releasing your hot payload all over him?
yes
hot
BRUHH MOMENT

don't act like you wouldn't have been on team "antagonize terry until he snaps"
Nah he was funny
aha 
I donβt interfere with people like that, I just watch. Let them do things on their own.
Anything they do on their own would be funnier than anything anyone could make him do
you got issues

alt reality where he actually finishes working on Temple OS
If Terry wasn't as schizo he'd be unstoppable
Yeah he was a fucking genius but got schizophrenia
fuck you I have divine intellect, I wrote a 20 thousand line ahead of time, just in time compiler for x86-64 with a brand new language, straight from god himself called HolyC and you are a little fucking retard
real
I AM KING TERRY THE TERRIBLE


Didn't templeOS man die

taken too soon
what would happen if i
ay it works
The computers went wrong when you made them for bandits. Thatβs when it went wrong. Itβs like how many people, itβs like, βUgh itβs a command line..β Ah, fuck you man. Stalkers donβt mind it, ok? The stalkers are like, βYeah itβs a command line. So whatβs your point?β The bandits are all like, βNooo! We donβt like the command line!β Hereβs the difference in a stalker and a bandit: Do you like the command line? Ok, youβre a bandit. Fuck you. Get the fuck out.
gimme a horror movie guys
bein a tree
The Thing 1982
@grizzled meadow
cocaine bear
Mad God
the thing is currently
dead meat did a podcast on it, im interested in kill counts
they did one for emesis blue tho
Track 79
Uh yeah the song and all that good stuff not made by me all I wanted was to see the two lads dance while listening to this jam. Don't hurt me Sega I love you
You forgot: dont fix bugs that have existed since launch, which can corrupt save files, that have been fixed with two lines of code by modders for a decade.
that's not obama you idiot
that's will smith
(rip)
sorry, im racist, these people all look the same to me
gasp
anyway rip will slap π

@placid sail hi
busy, its putin showing u middle finger!
dont play it!
"not sorry for the ping"

dude spoilers
am right
mr. president get down!
yes
@solar obsidian 
how are you doing rat physicist
@placid sail 

discord is slower than i am today
oh my god fuck right off 
that did psychic damage to me irl
@fading shuttle this guy...yeah...melt his brain
i have my gifs on "mouse over to play" mode and while i was typing my mouse was there and i got microjumpscared (not rly)
hello bezin
π₯©
CHIEF KEITH?!?!?!?!
Could be worse
indeed, you could be clownie or even alex, so not all is lost
i am going to turn you infertile
alright busy time to be not lazy for a hot sec
OJ simpson checking into hazbin hotel:
π 40.25K π 5.01K
Alex is red pilled and geymaxxed
nostalgia π
me and my homie
based caption
ryry face reveal
Iedy on his way to work at the brainfart lockdown factory
@fading shuttle
also dope on ze mic
What did oj Simpson do
Die
But other than that
Live
Guess I'll ask Wikipedia
O.J. simpson definitely DID NOT murder his wife
certainly
killed his wife
that is a television
iv enever seen hazbin hotel i cant believe these people fuck TVs
I'm gonna be real chat
I haven't seen a single episode of this show
I just read the phrase "real vox dickriders" once and decided it was kinda funny

i thought i was his top guy
Live footage from the Nuremberg Trials (1946)
Vox got like .002 seconds of screen time and a single song with Alastor 
Also obligatory pyrocynical reference 
Thank you Rick Beato π
all is lost once it is a tree
fake news
it's cool to be a try
reaul
well, until the animals and humans decide to fuck with you in some way
that's why you become a tree on a remote island
and chillax like a boss
man you're so pessimistic
tsunamis are not so often and don't happen everywhere
does a tree get inconvenienced by a spirit in any way

pretend this is me directing my charckra energy and harnessing it to pregnant man react you
no
unless it is a wailing spirit like a banshee
then being haunted tree is fine by me
or something
also your chakra is fucking weak
yes
or be like me a tree in the middle of nowhere people are not really interested in the middle of the deasert
unless oil which is unlikely
the main goal of being a tree is becoming really fucken old and big
because then international law protects u
unless a woman burns you down trying to smoke crack
( let me find he articcle)
oh you would think so, and you would drastically underestimate the stupidity and malice of humans
The TΓ©nΓ©rΓ© Tree (French: L'Arbre du TΓ©nΓ©rΓ©) was a solitary acacia (Vachellia tortilis) that was once considered the most isolated tree on Earth, the only one for over 400 kilometres (250 mi). It was a landmark on caravan routes through the TΓ©nΓ©rΓ© region of the Sahara Desert in northeast Niger, so well known that it and the Arbre Perdu (Lost Tree...
chat what is this
florida ovsily
so yeah, being in the middle of nowhere doesn't help
be in the middle of nowhere where is also absolutely nothing interesting or useful for humans
otherwise some hairless monkey will eventually tear you down just because
the most isolated tree is still not safe from drunk drivers
how the fuck are you even drunk driving in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
aight , binged the whole fallout tv series
a drunk driver will always find a single tree across 400-kilometers desert
willing to bet the metal replacement has a ding in it
lmao literaly me
it's not as fun to ram some scrap metal welded together, so I suspect there won't be as much damage
a subjective video game adaptation
there is still room to butcher it
Where was wise mystical oak tree when the drunk driver was there in 1973?
you know what also gravely concerns me, tree man
drinking
speak your mind
that humans made A FUCKING HIT LIST OF LONELY TREES
TO HUNT DOWN
The following is a list of individual trees. Trees listed here are regarded as important or specific by their historical, national, locational, natural or mythological context. The list includes actual trees located throughout the world, as well as trees from myths and religions.
lmao bozos
The trees are coming
absolutely cannot have shit in Detroit on Earth
I'll eventually have to watch it myself, I have pretty high expectations because i quite like fallout
the trees are speaking zulu
alot of the trees are baobabs
cool ass trees
bookmarked by every drunk driver
they are my neighbors
baobabs are chill
you wanan know something funny
most of these trees are in south africa
did you hook up with a baobab
noted
will take notice
they are your brethren
Im too heavy for normal cars
Ill need like one of those fancy APCS
also, it seems like baobabs accounted for drunk humans
because older baobabs are pretty fucking thick
real
My last neighbors were so rude they blocked all the sunlight when i was a wee sapling
thank god i moved
what was that power from Warcraft 3
yee yee ass
Oh shit. It's the car chase from the TVs in the bar in Duke Nukem 3D
human equivelent
this is rlly fkn smart though
functional and fashionable
Kolobok artifact if it took human form
the cockblock
i read that as cockblock
oh shit, mbeke bizzare adventures
fashionable aint it
hey hey people
stand nameγMERCHANT GUILDγ
busy did russia ever get the 2010s emo girl phase?
i feel like that was a worldwide phenomenon
unless im wrong
( I seem to be mildly wrong )
( mildly)
I haven't seen much of them, but supposedly there were some
it was more of a meme than an actual subculture
that looks like a man. or a lizard person, can't tell
its all of the abouve
that goes so hard
reel
ring world
Im not binging bad haircuts
fallout 3 looking mf
that was the hottest FO3 woman protagonist you could get thouh
its not like their options were varied
white women are a strange phenomena
trunkussy
thats the first thing that comes to mind?
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does this awaken something within you
IN PULA CU SATELITU 
bird man horny on main
Ok im making a meme abt this
hi busy how are u today

tonight actually cause its 10
hi, just chillin
very nice
how about you
@fading shuttle https://youtu.be/eWmmpo5OsC8?si=Xiclo6vqTjjGCFBK
The official login screen for Captain Gangplank.
Download the music theme: https://soundcloud.com/leagueoflegends/gangplank/s-MgT9e
Short Story - Burning Tides:
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League of Legends Sign Up & Download
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NEITHER THE FLAMES , NOR THE DEPTHS COULD CLAIM ME!
Gp is such an underrated chad character
bro died but said "nah I'd live"
and lived

@narrow lotus not sorry
and the fact that iedy has a gf
makes it even worse
@fading shuttle https://youtu.be/yw0zF29_QpM?si=6JsqMPtDmlUB6P7b
Full theme from Bilgewater's Event
PART1 0:00 Butcher's Bridge Champion Select
PART2 1:08 Butcher's Bridge Early Game
PART3 6:34 Butcher's Bridge Mid Game
PART4 10:09 Butcher's Bridge Late Game
PART5 14:59 Butcher's Bridge Victory
PART6 16:29 Butcher's Bridge Defeat
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Oranj
I hate the small talk anyway
fuck small talk
its about that big talk
would you rather sing every time you speak or dance every time you move
I have absolutely zero skill and desire to dance, and I sing badly on occasion, so first option
alright
If a man came up to you and said he would buy 1 inch for 30 000 dolars how many inches would you sell
duty seemed the most like the goth type
idk
Don't blame me
I don't support any faction
I'm a loner enjoyer
I sit around the campfire
an inch of what
pebnis
pebnis is not for sale
broke boy
and the price is not even that good
-30k in debt

fianal question
Would you rather have all of your messages and photos leak publicly or never use technology ever again?
i have a facebook account which i havent checked in a long time
and the first thing i see is like just
fucking hentai or some shit
very simple answer
i can survive without a phone
phones are overrated
bro i aint goin to prison 
unabomber it is bro
never use technology: Wakes up naked in Antarctica, dies
its ALL tech
theyre removing this next update
i havent played league in a year and a half
i figured
stupid as hell
nah you just
cant escape the stupid armored hoes ult anymore
with anything
its so shit
ARR THERES A LEAGUE PLAYER OFF THE PORT BOW
SHIVER ME TIMBERS
SHIVER ME LEAGUERS
THROW HIM OFF THE PLANK LADDIES
TO THE FISH HE GOES
@narrow lotus https://youtu.be/hEaB9Z26RuY?si=veasHoWMwxBoT00I
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just found this onn twitter
TRAIASCA LIBERTATA TRAIASCA ROMANIA
bro use linux its so modular
SCUTTLE THEY SHIP, FOR THERE BE NOTHING OF VALUE ABOARD MATEYS
PLUNDER THEM ALL THROUGHOUT
STEAL THE WENCHES
i dont have inches to spare
BURN THE FLAG
average nu stalker player
im supposed to know what this means
yes
alice would never
what's that music from again 
metronxp, your new nickname is Rainman
the amazing
this is why i tell em to play vanilla
digital cunt
pre chamber ignition is so weird man
good meme 
patriotic song
it is time
doaren pula ia la muie
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bro started spamming minecraft enchanting table thinking someone was gonna agree β οΈ
fuck your mother too btw she's a shroom whore
@narrow lotus tell him I said I hope his mom is good
ok why did you include the word "hemorrhoids"
fuck your whole familu hope your romanian dirt hut burns to the ground
speak to me in english pussio


End of discussion
Start of discussion
alex pov
tru
Pavlo could we not post this shit?
Y'all can't just casually post jokes about Incest.
@fading shuttle @narrow lotus
I'm gonna casually post jokes about banging your mum
fucking report me
Most sane woman in Bulgaria.
I'm not a pussy, I'm just gonna doxx you.
IP: 192.567.120.17
This is brainfart, we clown in this bitch, better take yo sensitive ass back to #βπ°β’newbies-chat
Could not talk about masturbating animals?!
I'll talk about masturbating me self to your mum
Chat can we cyberbully this guy?
wait is that
WDYM
You are Italian.
Why should I listen to you?
You are litterally a Walmart Great value discount Greek man.
You're american
End
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both have valid points
your romanian
SfΓ’rΕit
then your worse
wait that no the right one
Y'all are turning my brain into Spaghetti.
@grizzled meadow stiamo vincendo 
.....
You do realize that Falco just called me, a Latino... A god forsaken Yankee?
That's an unforgivable sin
Worse than getting called L*tinx.
You are beating your dick until it turns into a spaghetti noodle.
That's an L
Stop watching porn.
what is my
do u know what
channel ur in
what do u mean bruh
you brought retardation here yourself
The average Brainfarter is more stupid than someone with Down Syndrome.
you're worse
I think you brought mkre
I mean your not exiled, u can get out of this hellhole LMAO
your the only one putting yourself through this
.....
also a few bonuse ones im sure
Wait a minute....
yeah idk why he's being such a biatch
Ohhh yeah
Can't believe you would lie like that... smh my head
just fucking leave this brain world virgin
BAHAHAHAAH
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AHAHAHHA
KLMAOA
rip bozo
AHAHAHA
NO WAY
whoever did that deserves a kiss
fr
I'm here playing 5D chess.
Can't see retardation on Brainfart
If I block anyone chatting in brainfart.
what a pussy
discord will have an anourysm
also im not googling prounciation
why is he so disfigured
he looks like he smelled something bad
JUST FUCK OFF TO NEWBIES CHAT YOU DOG
Discord power user
top 5 cars
he smelled that pyro dud
I love cars
funnily enough its worser than brainfart lol
truly
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less braincells than ryry on the worst days

did he go
I've got all the tech I need right here
slash me slaps the top of my old pc, causing it to violently explode
love you too ryry

Hey whatβs good
π€
eric andre is zoomer humour, loud = funny
What was on it
what was in ze sammich
Cat pfp coping
oh god
I can't tell u otherwise I'll be buried
beeeeeeer
my lawyer advises I don't say
i loove beer
I donβt watch him. I have that gif as my banner because itβs funny.
The fact Iβve made you mad is a bonus.
Have it again
me
b ut also beer
"mad" that's so funny
car
racist...... .
I love cars
A tad upset
you're not nearly as important as you think
lightly disgruntled
Heβs so bothered
if you got blown up tomorrow with a targeted air stirk there wouldn't even be a news story
what
are you on about
??????????
Tell me more
idk i should probably sleep
you can get vtuber gifs instead 
mf got colored rank aand wilding already
Nah thatβs Alexβs job
that is so true!
classic
@narrow lotus @fading shuttle @inland jackal
I think youβd have to be a bit retarded to play this
fck is wrong with yous
the game where you BLEEED
i value my singular and only hand too much to ever do something like that
I love to hurt myself -nobody ever
well
Not balkans kids
Nobody sane at least
Right
my bad
forgot youre a special case
He is very speshal indeed
im always speshul
ryry dont know the L O R E
Alex canI hand it over to you :S
The other is too occupied jerkin it
:Dddd
he is clueless about the lore
Permanently occupied hand
rel
Tell me the lore then
Alex should be the one saying anything imo
a lot of people in this chat
ivan has it right
oh for fucks sake
XD
lol
Super rare
fact checking this rn, going to piss
Good luck
Better to take a piss before the piss takes you

it was a mediocre pissing session and my patns r wet now :(
Them slippers bro
Real skill issue
i remember my slippers broke while walking to the beach and i was so annoyed
went to the 1st gypsy that sold thousands of them
2 euro a pair

Nuke proof
very
works as a weapon too
TWO??!!?
old mexican ladies can confirm
TWO FOR TWO
unrobbable, he is romanian
those were meant to be used as a blunt weapon on the road
he knows
they could be
go buy bread from the other village, return full with loot and 3 levels up
however
instead of them
we used the tongs we use to put wood in the fireplacee
getting hit on my hamstrings as a child with one of those

kids these days dont know the pain
protection from the feral dogs
packs of 8
god forbid they see u
u lost
to walk to my home and get out of my home
i need to either beat the alpha of this pack
and become the alpha
or kill them
or else i'm dead
ripped to shreds by dogs
i mean 2 people got killed by street dogs in the past 2 weeks
i never cheated
because i'm retarded
everybody in the class cheated but not me
been there
honestly same asf
they always put me in the most fucked place
near the retards
the ones who go to school just to fuck around
and meet with their friends
i swear to god if i get attacked again
by a pack of dogs
either the government takes them
or they're dead
and i have no mercy for these creatures
we're all social rejects in here dont worry
Bro needs to download the spray control map
its gonna make it worse
It makes a 7 shape itβs not that hard
he's just gonna piss harder
i know what is she talking about
or what is he talking about
and i don't even know the language
language barrier is not a problem
it is very understandable
without knowing the language
the 2nd monster looks like he smells buttholes
"U got any games on yo phone? πββοΈ"
Yapping
BURN THE WITCH
@final cedar @eager igloo
my friend group made a plan a few days ago that we would play drunk hoi4
as allies
and i said specifically
i will fuck anybody in the ass that changes plans last second
and what you know
nobody is up
lots of ass to go around
Guess you get buttsex instead then?
and one guy said
this is the last day i can come
tomorrow i'm gone
well mf why aren't you up then??????????
yes, because he must take a nap and get sleep, he has big day tomorrow
thats a big day
This guy deserves a award
He helps disabled / recovering people train and get back to normal life
Only femboy for you sinner
all of this is a skill issue
Shame on you to assume hes not into it
He is
Getting paid?
lol wait isn't that Charles Bronson?
real life skill issue
dudes be like "ahh. getting beaten with household objects. no one nowadays could relate"
i just got the belt
or the hand
that pisses me off
i feel it on another level man
homies do NOT ditch on hoi4 night
hi
i feel like im in the twilight zone right now
brainfart is so quiet
eepy chat
undoubtedly would
would what
Would
you better say "would cover her as she arms the hellbomb"
that too
cover her 
Gonna fill out that c-01 permit
Me watching as the bonelab update stress level zero promised to release the beta for "before 2024" still has had next to zero news despite it being april
jesus i had to make like 15 edits to that message i need to take a nap
Im even less coherent than normal
Must he polish
Europoors
good morning brΓΌno
Morning cori
Is it really morning or have you just been yapping in vc with marie for the entire night?
Whats up though
wtf lmao
Ah you know the usual
hi coree
@grizzled meadow
Sorry to hear that
Santeri has been complaining at marie and I every chance he gets
Also you didnt get kicked out of uni?
Dawg yeah i kinda expected that ππ
I don't mind it, just feels bad for the guy
Have you gotten jackies and isumis side of the whole happening or?
Nah
Hello all
I havent really talked to either
How are you
Because well Jackie and I were never really that close, and i got a bit uhh
well wanting to distance myself from isumi recently
I went on VRchat with her recently, and just ended up sandwiched between jackie talking to some guy
and Isumi talking to some guy,
didnt feel like 3rd wheeling either
Yeah, i know exactly how you feel
I get bad vibes from the game in general and that just makes it worse too
Been there done that
And then Isumi was, according to santeri, spreading some rumor about santeri spouting off on twitch
or something
Then he got booted from the server
and a bunch of his friends started avoiding him on vr
so
I decided i just stick with him over the others
Thats fair, im not involved in any way really thankfully
Both sides have a really different view of it though
Highschool level drama hijinks i really can do without
Mhm
god I have such a funny meme but I know this shit will get me a warning 
Also just something isumi said recently that just left me with such an awful feeling about her
oh my god thats such a bad feeling, im debating if i want to play it safe or take the L and get muted
If it's good enough you won't get muted 
metro, can i send it to you so you can tell me if you think its good enough for me to send?
No clue why i find it so funny
its probably not even that good and my humor is just broken
What was it? Or dms?
yeaaaah but that sort of takes away from the impact, i'll do it though because its better than not sending it at all
true
if its n word
but this is a definite warn, most likely a mute
you will not just leave with a warn at this time
yeah im not risking it lol dw
premeditated or how it's called
communist
lives in 15 million dollar mansion
sells shirts
guess who is it
I'm a lefty but hassan is such a moron
though ngl this applies to most streamers, complete troglodytes
like armsgold or whatever his name is live in fucking filth despite being a multi millionaire
atleast while also being an idiot xqc doesn't really try to act smart, everyone knows that he has room temp iq
man the time when he reacted to war footage
becaues he is a soulless goblin
somebody on twitter said this is bad
and he flexed his money and watches
as an argument

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUXNorZWQiI this song goes so hard
I love Kenshi and the Soundtrack so I tried to make an extended version of the Song.
All rights belong to Lo-Fi Games Ltd.
if i posted this, i would get banned
posted what?
i dont see anything

blind from looking at the sun too much
blind from looking at too much
yeah copy that








