#🎪bruh-fart
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Im not racist
If you have a french friend you're racist
Not my fault my french teachers sucked at teaching back in highschool
Stop exposing me
man our english teacher changed
normally it was a based teacher
with a nice moustache
Alright gotta eep now
and a cake
now its a feminist
I will continue to shit talk french
Simmilar to our engineering teacher in HS
He literally played fucking
Arma
And had adhd
like any other teacher will pay no mind to us saying the n word
but this teacher uses twitter
so no calling your friend n word
might seem weird but we do that a lot here
allo
Smoking the good tonight
Tbh im mixed about the n word
SInce like
I used to say it a lot with friends and dont care if people say it
But at the same time its like
The more people complain about it being used by non blacks the more it gives the word power
where is the evil wizard weed
I am not an evil wizard
but it will turn you into one
nuh uh

yall ascended into madness yet?
see he gets it
before nobody cared
you said n word
f word
now youre gonna get canceled and fired from your job within a day
why are there a bazillion people in Lobby 1
hallo
me
@placid sail when hes talking about the major
is he talking about
the orginial big boss
yes I was bullied in high school for having an ugly mug
and YES I WILL TAKE IT ON THE ENTIRETY OF ENGLISH-SPEAKING POPULATION BY ENGINEERING A VERY BIZARRE PARASITE
no, zero
you speak english
so you MUST
die
all english people
are bad
LMFAO
its because we brought the sun on them twice
he may become an unhinged villain in a funny mask
TRUE...
it looks like he cut out
the plague doctors mask
and just decided to wear it
lool
fucking hamburglar looking ahh
Keep in mind: venom snake isn’t big boss.
Dude waited like 20 years to give his villain rant and he gave it to the wrong fucking person and had no clue the entire time.
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
i know
venom is
the medic
I just think it’s funny
hilarious how bro was ||made out to be the big bad but died like 2/3 into the game||
@stone blade @narrow lotus
Weed is legal in Germany now. Where would you acquire weed if you wanted to try it?
how else was the real big boss supposed to start outer haven
bubatz wird ist legal
Shut the fuck up, fed
It's actually legal i don't know how to get weed. It was illegal until now
Walmart
He wants weed, not crack or meth.
Use google to find local retailers.
Fuck stoners though, they all smell terrible and should fall into a lake and drown. Maybe they’ll smell good after, the water will be the first they had touched in days seeing as none seem to know how to take a fucking shower.
If you need to ask its probably not for you
Creates a funny conversation
grow it yourself stupid
Fallout Episode 8 is a certified banger
lore aside, the entire presentation is 
Hello guys i'm teenager from germany
where can i buy weed
haha
the most fed line of all time
my house
it's retarded enough to come from a kid, should be banned to keep him safe tbh
hi
honestly
even tho the show has some dipshit characters that make no sense
its pretty good
has it been pirated yet?
prolly
then might watch it
Actual retard??? Not you, (you are retarded though) I mean the person in the video.
Oh I already know what this is. Fucking classic
war crime being committed against turkish prisoner
we will deal with this swiftly
got that Yuri Gagarin treatment
fr when i was growing up we said a bunch of racist shit but we never meant it
but now if you say a single thing out of line " HR wants to talk to you "
my friends made jokes about Pakistanis -> id make joke about their race and after it all we would dab each other up leave and do the same thing the next day
An Automaton rap diss, believed to be targeted at Super Earth, has been illegally broadcasted onto nightly news channels across the galaxy.
#gaming #helldivers2 #helldivers #democracy
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Original song: Full Speed - Topi & Hayve
Used to work in a hospital as overnight. If you go on the roof and shine your flashlight down an exhaust pipe there were hundreds of those fuckers just looking at you
did you invite them to come out and play
Fuck no
sad
Don't need that shit coming back home
nice, where are those guys from?
Hey Good Lookin' 1982
thanks man
When the brain has farted or something idk
@atomic crane yo
did you see the raiders in episode 8
these mfs got rpds and sshit
hi :3
The ancient evil survives
fallout 4 combat helmet 🤢
and a fast MT or something
I laughed my ass off for 40 mins straight playing bo3 zombies
and now I’m about to snoozer
yeah thats usually how people act in vc
I hate this thing
It’s black ops zombies
so yes
I got heated for 10 mins straight cause I switched to the mp40 instead of my ray gun when the panzer came

Real
This shit is literally an hour long
I dunno how do you get to this point
Well 15 minutes
But still
You guys ever just wake up and lie in bed for some time
And then all of a sudden gain enough adrenaline to jump out of it
Yes
Like, just enough amount of it
To jump out
But then you wanna lay down again but standing up was point of no return till the evening
you stand up and you see black
eugh
Always, anytime I sleep normal times (24:00 to 7:00)
shotgun
thats a shotgun yes
Do want
that's a shotgun
Very cute
Sure hope they make the game fun this time
it was fun
Felt like I had to fight Kingdom come just to have fun
On release it was defo clunky and buggy i agree
Hopefully those 7 years were well spent
lets hope we live to see this moment
Job time
blowjob?
Regular job
not interested
what happen
I cannot believe gaslighting newbies is outlawed in 2024 this literally like George Orwell's book
Yeah exactly dud
why would you post this mf
I can
sure thing
Cry about it
still cringe
dont care
didnt ask
Ceo of copper
CeO of shitty streamers
Idk who it is that's every streamers title
Not all
fifth way: take out whole caesar camp with ballistic fists
oh hey its that one game that i remember watching on youtube all the time like 5 or 6 years ago
youre 7 now?
huh?
looks like roblox or sum shit
:3
I can take on the whole Ceasar camp
In a fight right?

so i thought
The friday goober 
clone drone in the danger zibe
zone
"I can take on an alpha deathclaw one-on-one"


"A fork in an eye or fucked by the guy?""Watch Your Ass" - a parody and a fun psychological horror game that will scare you with its realism, because such a story can happen to every... congressmen. It will plunge you into the incredibly nightmarish world of muscular men and their haters, who, instead of coming to an agreement and loving each ot...
$4.99
what did i just find

so basically enhanced stalker experience
"fork in in an eye" thing is an infamous russian "prison question"
so you would go to prison, go into your shared cell with 4 other inmates already in there
the tough guy asks "fork in the eye or get fucked by a guy"
the correct answer is "i see all of you have both your eyes"
thats a myth nobody asks this nonsence, but gotta admit entertaining part is on point
CLAWED
yeah ofc
there's also a second famous one
"there's two chairs, one is covered in spikes, the other is covered in dicks
on which are you gonna sit and on which is your mom gonna sit"
there are 2 chairs
I am pretty sure every eastern european knows those by heart
hi cuppy
Watch Nikolai fallout 3 vidya 
now you just offended me
this game is nothing like roblox and has great gameplay
True tbf
She wants a guy that can quote Romeo and Juliet but he quotes Mein Kampf instead
what is the implication
that pepsi max is pig blood or something
or that pig needs pepsi max to sustain itself
as it is deathly sick
gimme a challenge guys
what game is that
@narrow lotus
clone drone in the danger zone
i took the kick challenge
pepsi max is the concoction of a bloated pig gut
what the fuck is pepsi max btw
no real talk
what is pepsi max
pepsi but even more sugar
:3
Chat is Pepsimaxxing
don't watermeloncat me
I love this game
(I never played it)
yeah i'm just glad they're using real guns
and not some goofy starfield-level silly shit
kinda sad that the bos is using the maxim lmgs after seeing the NCR using rpds and shit
now think if it's a budget constraint or artistic decision
yeah i would love to see some more energy weapons or heavy guns
@atomic crane did you see the fallout 4 news
the performance update?
60 fps on consoles or w/e
the "creation club content" stuff too
one good one and 2 mediocre ones
didnt even include the AMR
ye
thoughts on the ending where it panned to that one city
its just LA
like all of it
no i mean like
i mean it's bombed tf out and i'd like to see them explain why
Alo
do you think its the robot ending or one of the actual factions
@glad carbon
wassup
my guess is it's robot ending
yeah not the old guy robot ending, the gambler robot ending
yeah
i have little hope considering we saw ||that family wearing old NCR ranger outfits which would've been like a big no no if the NCR was still around||
real
and also the fact that ||the remnants of shady sands went to a vault instead of to one of the innumerable other NCR settlements or caravan routes||
considering ||the raider boss's hq was in a fucking ncr base, i think they've moved east||
or dont exist anymore
true
i thought jadro means core
balls
i hope caesers legion shows up so we can see cool melee choreography
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Cezer121
that would be dope and super easy to costume for
i wanna see a power armor mf chop some dudes in half with bumper swords
How do i do spoilers i need to ask a question lol
i want to see a power armor MF not get his ass kicked by some random guy
Also
double pipe me
|| ||
||
🫦
above the enter key
||didnt the show retconn basically all of new vegas, if it did i hope big dick Johnson survived it||
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Keksa12
so thats what i thought at first but the board actually shows the bomb AFTER 2277
-.-
Wait what
so it probably happens after the events of NV
yep
nv happened before the show
Guys do you think the yes man ending is the true one
I also heard ( you may have seen it ) that there is like a immediate sex scene or smth
||shady sands "fell" around 2277, and got blown tf out at some time in the future, but long enough ago that the BoS main character could have been around 10 years old when it happened and around 18-20 years old during the show||
the curtains
burn them
||wait so they blew up SHADY SANDS??? wtf||
thoughts on the vaults?
||so did like Ulysses actually nuke the ncr||
||and shady sands is just part of LA now, i guess. where is the adobe buildings, bethesda||
i think they did a great job with them but that's mostly because amazon slop is always sitcom-ey and vaults are sitcom-ey by design
tbh it kinda irked me how they paced it
it wasn't like "wow we found a couple vaults, we should find out why they're all so fucked up and evil"
they kinda just explained it at the same time as them finding it
||nope. do you want to know||
||yes||
i didnt feel that way
i think they made the discovery feel pretty close to how i felt in fallout 3 exploring them
the pacing
i guess so
idk they kinda outed vault tec too early i felt
coulda saved the big fish for season 2 or something instead of just revealing it in 1
not literally big fish but like the cool vaults
i think it's essential to know to understand the depth of the vaults
otherwise it's just "oh, le funny sitcom inside a bomb shelter"
||wait so
The mc's dad nuked it? How? Like something simmilar to what Ulysses found in the divide?
Also heard the enclave is back
Despite new vegas telling us they got literally obliterated and any the " real enclave " soldiers were super fucking old which means dead by now||
bro
i thought ||the ghoul that walton goggins finds in that old building|| was a super mutant because of his voice
They have to since the master remember?
but then it showed what it was and i was like aw]
This shit a scp article if u don't unspoiler
||it spoils the end of the show to tell you||
The Difference Between a Wolf and a Dog!
In 58 seconds, I try and list the physical differences between a wolf and a dog. Our wolf Honey has a tiny chest, about an inch or two of space between her two front legs and a long straight tail. Her tail looks like it's been dipped in ink, and I point out her caudal mark. She also has a triangle shaped...
||made you look||
Welp shit i guess ill watch it
WOLF Pup
Anyone know like
yeah CIA redacted this discussion
sorry civilian
I think the enclave is just the writers take on it
how dare you
dont get bant
they shoulda been gone but like
idk i think its the only faction that can actually stand up well against the BoS
It is not like 99% of the movies i have watched since childhood have been pirated no sire!!
other than NCR
Yeah but navarro fell
or institute but surely institute wont be in the show
god forbid todd makes a new faction the villain instead of the enclave
i mean yeah
So wouldnt the enclave be gone
its a retcon for sure but idk
im glad they still around
Yeah but it acknowledges new vegas
they're the only cool bad guys in fallout
Which means navarro fell
True
i said its a retcon for a reason
hey, the legion is funny
Funnly boring
legion is comically evil
they're not good bad guys
yes
the enclave are austin powers henchmen
Their whole shtick is that they " mah trad rome "
the black ones
yes the legion is comically evil, thats why i love them
they have no "look we're not that evil, we can save the wasteland"
enclave had that in 3, despite it just being poisoning everyone that had radiation in em
Doesnt the leigon massacre the strip in their ending
too often they try to make villains seem like they have good reasons for what they do, i miss the days when a faction could just be evil
Okay joker
so you can be "le epic based!!!" for siding with the faction written by a moron
the costume design for the enclave soldiers in the show was comical
no, i wanna be evil
it really was
i want an evil faction
it was worse than the vault tec guards
just that
Is this actually a image of enclave remnants
Dayum pathetic
lol i like it
not actual footage
Everyone used to have power armor
Or like
I meant is that was they basically look likr
But with fallout guns
Are they ever gonna acknowledge the fact that modern weapons existed in fallout
they did dude
I swear in 1 or 2 you could find mp5s and m249 saws
maybe in 2, but in 1 it was just the same brands making new guns which was cool
modern guns can work in fallout, but they must not be made of mostly plastic
i saw the classic laser pistol
and it didnt shoot lasers
i dont think we saw any energy weapons actually, am i wrong?
Im too lazy
did i miss one?
Just reposte it
RPDs
the leader lady at the end had one
she never shot it tho
OH
so we didnt get to see the gfx
the fallout 4 laser pistol
yeah
and the enclave were holding laser rifles too i think
maybe
fallout 3 style laser rifles
I like how they remade the lazer guns in 4 to have sights
laser weapons are supposed to be somewhat harder to acquire so that atleast makes sense
@stone blade @heavy peak
eeeehhhhhhhh
next season should be good
Hey tell that to the van graffs
gonna have deathclaws 4 sure
plasma yeah, laser was like any military grade weaponry
They made a convenience store but for energy guns
i wanna see deathclaw gauntlet
i cant cus they all dead, wanna bet the van graffs wont exist in bethesdas new universe?
@atomic crane also did you notice in the outro
she finally got an actual weapon
a mini14 i think
not just a 10mm pistol or a syringer
Well it takes place after new vegas
And im pretty sure everyone killed them
except the events of new vegas never happened
But like
He just said the show takes place 4 years after vegas
they did
just some of the events didn't happen
didnt the ncr collapse 4 years before new vegas was supposed to happen
i think one of the endings happened
vegas happened before the show
Can i see like a SS of the rpd
Abd the guns
Cause i cant find any images online
yeah i think they made the right move limiting the main character's combat but they shoulda given us some eye candy to look at
but the enclave part of vegas isn't the same
yeah, so new vegas happens in 2281, shady sands gets nuked four years earlier
nope
Do it bruh
prime video doesnt let me screenshot anything
the nuke happens after 2277
Shouldn't stop snip and sketch
it does, it stops any screenshot thing
the board shows 2277 is the "fall" of shady sands, and then the bomb is illustrated at the end of an arrow
its with the video player
Nub uh
not the screenshot thing
i like how we did all that CIA redacting only for alex to come in like "yeah so shady sands gets blown the fuck out"
Lol
trolled
im sorry im not spoiler marking a shit show
ive been banned from places by soys too many times because of spoiling something that was shit anyway
not taking any chances with my favorite toilet (brainfart)
damn blur you took like 5 blinkers huh
you have to provide context for random images
nah... it's more fun to figure it out
🙂
not gonna happen
good
sorry chud, not gonna happen 
soy whats
maja
well... you know
no that's
soy what
fucking !maja
what are you
Did you hear sac sheriffs are hosting a rodeo in a few months
!maja
Blurious
P!maja
they are?
Blurtavias
you mean what are they
alex why do you need to watch the show
Yeah on their insta they posted a ad for it
just go outside
yo soy Frog
how will alex mald if he cant watch the show frog
alex you have to mald about the wastelanders costume design with me
tell me how much you laughed at the trader scene in Filly
But i cant mald about it if i cant see it
honestly
So this
not that bad
what
thimbles for goggles n shit
👁️ 👁️ too many alexes
Idk i think we both are a little special in the head
purge one I gues?
Alex should be mod
I think mine is because i got my head bonked by a drill falling off of a ladder when j was like
i cant stand mad max costume design
It would be funny
very funny yes
He would bring back the femboys
wouldn't that be covered by medi-cal for disablity
slander
Maybe i havent checked tho
He would bring vtubers
w220 
that is actual slander
goberment monies bro
sit
Ill probably check next time i gotta go to Kaiser

i do not want every human being on the surface either being a retarded primate wearing a diaper, or a retarded primate wearing a dope BDSM setup and fucking THIMBLE GOGGLES
RRRAHHHH
Point west is chill
you think they got tailors on the surface???
point west?
Response RD clinic
brahmin
over by cal expo
they got an mf who can fry iguana and an mf who can make a pipe rifle
leather
thats it bro
look at fallout 3 and 4
Oh those guys
Idk i live like
everybody is wearing something that is at least comfortable or practical
I think they did
Down the streets from kaiser
someone in the saccord mentioned it
:'(((( yes
except raiders but they have a reason to dress BDSM
Just as bad as when cal expo made the dirt biking area that was all mud into concrete
they made every wastelander a raider, its too much
California has fallen
oh yeah did you see how the lady had the classic armored jumpsuit?
it's been
yeah
Oakland A's staying with us for a while
did you see the guy wearing a diaper trying to turn sand into water
yeah
while their chiefs fiddle fuck around
poor attempt at wild wasteland, surely
that was a loincloth or whatever its called
Did you hear sf is suing oakland's Airport since it tried to rename itself to like " San Francisco bay airport "
that tribal crotch cover
that man had bare ass legs and a sumo wrestler fucking diaper
that was not a loin cloth
Christ
F V C K
wtf
Its gotten so bad my local hs stopped doing field trips to sf and Oakland
Use hand as paper
Iedy time to use socks
Because they are afraid of law suits
use ur hands
jesus
We lost
the shit has fallen, billions must wipe
use your birds
well System of a down is playing down in SF
just use the sand
my brother is gonna be here in state for a while
use socks then throw them out
:/
I remember going to sf a year ago and seeing every street being dirty as fuck
tix are expensive
Yeah everything here is
Ok this is the 2nd suggestion to use the socks
What the fuck am i missing here
dont need them and you can throw them out
wipe, rinse with water in sink, repeat @narrow lotus
just slide it over your hand, wipe, then turn it inside out and toss it
you clearly dont own a bidet
well they're playing with Deftones too
I do
and a few other bands
I have 3
We literallt are getting a 4th to use when we shower our cat
Why would you fry air?
showering your cat in the toilet, i see
I used to but then everyone came to sac
aaa
I did a airbnb once and when taking a dump the only way to have the door be closed was putting a gatorade bottle infront of it
And it stank since the owner didnt want anyone throwing toilet paper and flushing it??
well that's interesting
Which was weird as fuck
were you staying in pakistan
what the fuck
No san Francisco
oh, pakistan
Basically
Pakistan basically had better toilets than san fran
well you're not supposed to use a toilet in san fran anyway
oof
you're supposed to drop logs on the sidewalk and let it roll down the slope for people to jump over
if the fault line goes?
Sacramento will be the new bay tho
How did SF, LA and Oakland go from " the place to be " to shit holes
True
We aren't the bay
Yeah
ballsacramento
2 hours away
even worse when people think it's all LA or SF
but like fuck
Lodi gets left out man
the actual norcal is beautiful, i just wish it was in a different state
real
i took a road trip up the coast from san diego up to Orick
The forests are straight out of ted Kazynski's dreams
either racist or mentally fucked up or both?
then over to Redding for a night
didn't uncle ted stay here before?
then back down
He went to davis for a bit
And Berkeley
Yeah its pretty safe
True
Police there actually do their job since basically everyone is in the U.C
They aren't
Their homes cost like
A mil for a 200k home here
Literally over priced as shot
Shit!!
When they are done with uc davis they either move to sac or leave the state
even the citrus heights trailer parks are getting more
😦
13k for tuition and thats without anything extra like dorms
lol we took over the chat

Like my dad went there for a total of 15k
916 916! RAH RAH
916 ontop!!!
rip
Yeah i get out at 7:30 and get there by 7:55 usually
Cutting it really close
And you're one of 'em
ok imma go watch fallout i guess
bro... this will NOT look good at the pearly gates
This will look GREAT at the pearly gates 🥵
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still melting
being to poor to afford one means being blessed
alo
real
what is bro yapping about
letting yall know that his syndrome might be down but his money is up
he was real for that
that goes hard
good for BBQ grilling (draws 600w) + melted plastic
20 minutes into fallout tv series and we already have man cheeks on screen
i actually went here yesterday 💀
naaaah u dont
i do.. i have the toes..
dropped by a predator drone
Holy strats
this is me, if yall even care 💔
i choose all at once
so fucking cool
Cocainum
Ah nice , i like to see a nod to the left handed bullshit lul
why is he holding that goofy rifle with the left hand
idk bro watch the show
stop jerking it in the chat






probably not gonna win


