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mm iguana strips
They fuckinf retconned new vegas im murdering them
well thats toddy
for ya
its piper but crackhead edition
Who's the irish bitch?
Thats piper but crackhead
random npc
...
hard one coming
uh oh

I'm hitting the pipe pretty hard these days
the pipe:
Brainfart exile heh
I mean...that's just standard edition Piper tbh
gg
@grizzled meadow you okay there bb? no heart problems or something?
cait
Buff sweaty man
ESPECIALLY the men
Big bulge mod
bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear bull bear
cum courier
NOOOOOO
Father of lies
I am slightly concerned falco just silently ejected without a sound
italian
you aliiiiive or noooot
Wasnt there a STALKER show that got shelfed
Is this gonna be like mad max or something
he's locking in
but the game is already over
Reminds me of it
oh then he's just shitting
still locking in tho
Mad max when uhh idk WITNESS ME RAAAH 
i'm coughing like i have cancer and smoke 12 packs a day
Rahhh gimme all your gas
breaking bad reference???
What was that faction even called they went so fucking hard
Uhhhhhh gasstealers
Idk
Literally car vikings
More fallout new vegas memes because no one can stop me
BIG BOSS
@solar obsidian 
yes
lol
if anything the first 2 are the most serious
the rest are bombastic and pretty safe all things considered
as a tarkov player this keeps me up at night
imagine i spent 2k hours holding angles and then i get fucking dropshotted irl
i feel like just the fact that you're a tarkov player should keep you up at night
no i mean comedy every 2 seconds

yes
i killed killa and reshala today i am content with myself
productive day
the entirety of fallout 4 is a joke 
who cares, Todd retconned fnv out of the lore lmao
we will never see ncr in a fallout game again
i see what u did there
but yeah fallout has progressively been getting more 'safe' and 'facebook funnies'
even the guns are cartoonish as shit
its just that generic 50s bait
throwback to you being able to fucking obliterate a pedophile in NV 
modern fallout will never do this shit
throwback to you being able to fucking obliterate a pedophile in 3
not to mention being evil in any way
i haven't played much of 3, who is it
and I mean slaver evil, not cartoon villain evil
in NV it's some fucker in a city near the strip
throwback to morrowing freeing a slave so he can instantly go stab the slavemaster
theres a scientist who pretends to be a little girl in a simulation and does torture porn on his victims
is he a pedophile?
probably
wtf league of legends player
you tell me, his skinsona is literally a little girl
i wish fallout moved in the comedic direction kenshi took
it's on the edge but idk if i wanna blow his leg off with a 12 gauge just for that reason
where its not safe funnies but closer to absurdism like
"You DONT like slavery? What a liberal!"
he also kidnaps your daddy man
and turns him into a furry
?
yeah he turns him into a dog
I will flay zoophiles
me neither
the game got softlocked
and not because of something i did it was just a bug
fym
i remember killing a guy in megaton by pushing a barrel
it got launched directly at his head
and he falls over dead
bait used to be belivable
bro they put "i dont wanna set the world on fire"
they really wanting me to play fo again
what kind of zoophiles are we talking about, like PDFs or
all zoophiles are pedophiles
kilter
no, stop
bro what are these american creepypastas and shit
these ain't scary
you listen to one story in a balkan or turkish village
you won't sleep for a week
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penis certain
over and out
i've seen that one where like
is it a wolf?
gets beaten the FUCK up by a kangaroo with boxing gloves
against a cactus
and gets pissed on
oh christ it is that one
it's so fucking traumatizing 
that wolf couldn't have done anything
he got obliterated and humiliated
check the author's hard drive for animal torture videos
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Cococo
Cococo
cococopelli
spice7, your new nickname is Lynn
Me on a friday
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fallout spoiler ||first they retcon new vegas by making shady sands be destroyed in 2277 (the funny year) and now the end of the show is teasing that they're going to new vegas but new vegas appears mostly destroyed||
im sick of this shit
the disrespect
THE DISRESPECT
we stay losing
new vegas was bad anyway, nowhere near the enjoyment of fallout 4
eh thats bait
no
fallout 4 is better as a game since i dont have to download 50 mods to make its gameplay tolerable
ye, as a game
damn, most people dont admit that
both
but i cant talk about the bear and the bull on fallout 4
its about the story, the characters, the politics, the locations
you can talk about the institute instead!
bait used to be belivable
theres so much fucking depth to fallout and they could have done so much more with the tv show but they went "haha funny mad max apocalypse. look at this guy in power armor running away from a yao guai"
"lol haha he is saying the fuck word"
"haha town made out of scrap metal and wood"
it's over
the wastelanders were so shallow bruh, the old woman screaming at that dude because loud = funny was so cringe

@solar coral fallout 1 moment
woah, will smith
Will Will Smith smith?
wi smif!
ayo is that will smith
its so jover
man
brainfart is gonna mald over that shitty show for the entirety of its run isn't it
yes
first episode only sucks
the 2nd and 3rd that im on are like different shows
atleast for a few days
yep
I think after 3 days you wont be hearing much of it anymore
and it will fade into obsurity just like the halo tv series
alt. version of obama
Still on the fart loud topic I see
is it normal that gum can be used for a day?
it usually lasts me 2 days
ngl my jaw starts to hurt
I just think that Todd should stop taking bath salts
if the people from bethesda didnt take bath salts we wouldnt have the wack ass lore of elder scrolls
what
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fallout 2 protagonist destroying the water chip :
what the fuck does this mean
enclave armor yay
all the mods are gonna blow up
i hope it doesn't effect the pc
@pastel quartz look at this looser lmao
🤫 🧏♂️
guess he better tighten up his game 
He needs to lock in
can you translate what he's saying
i don't know polish
you're just not skibidi enough.
You fucking dick
You ass giving whore

probably meant Reno
toddy has spoken
"nuh uh skyrim is my franchise no show to ruin it"
lmao we never hear about it again but 2 months seems like a pretty urgent time limit
Bye bye
i liked it as a reference but they will eventually need to address it if they dont want it to just be ridiculed
free CC items
I'll rip the esp files regardless, fuck em
but what if
hear me out
saddest part is every modlist gotta take weeks to update now

nothing is gonna be addressed, left as is, and some pr manager is gonna feed you with some half-assed excuse
and that's will be the end of it?
really hope that it doesn't affect pc
it is
y its gonna be the biggest fo update
LOL they're breaking mods just like they did with skyrim
i won't update
i probably wont care tbh
that wont affect me as i get my bethesda games through completely legal means
theres so much worse shit to mald about that the water chip reference is not even on the list of things i want to mald about
i assure you
Broski we all forgot, fallout london this month as well
non-negotiable
I forgot about that project
No todd please don't make me buy skyrim again
please i already bought it 12 times
i don't want another skyrim
bro who the fuck cares about fallout in Britain
Hope it's not gonna be frontier 2 or someshit
uh oh
it will be
it won't be for sure man
inb4 "still malding about the fallout tv show i see"
so bad that its funny
Funnily bad yes
at least they made driveable vehicles unlike toddy
it was funny
*yawn*
driveable cars, enslaveable teenagers, breedable deathclaws
PS5 and Xbox Series X players will get 60 frames per second and more on April 25
everything that fallout trully misses
i heard the main creator of that mod got caught for MLP porn
making a cod copy wasn't really a part of fallout
fallout london is gonna have to be delayed i bet
MLP?
my little pony
Damn
caught?
in one scene from the mod a character might have said "Courier last mag make it count"
does he live in iraq
i'm not sure
I would not wish my worst enemy to go down in that pipeline
the new FO4 weapons, leaf blower
yeah those great cool amazing cutscenes of your squad getting bonked time and time again or walking slowly through some scenic exposure got really old really fast even in the review I've watched
Cod copy is barely telling how sinfuly bad that story was
i mean
they copied the good cods
not the bad ones
but still
THEY COPIED EVERYTHING
i cant believe they kept a hype train going for like 10 years lol
Not only that, but the Fallout series hit monumental milestones, had a collaboration with Magic: The Gathering, and Fallout 76 –
What in tarnation is FO76 doing
I cant believe it Julius Caesar said its Caesaring time and proceeded to Caesaring over everyone
also there's another important story in frontier, aside from cognitohazard level of writing -
only thing they didnt copy was yo mama, since she wouldnt have been able to fit in the worldspace
they somehow managed to make already lacking bos even worse
you don't understand, it's called CREATIVE LIBERTIES
(when you make absolutely everything same, but worse)
(even Legion, somehow)
ur slave with stinky fish feet
(gauche sadomaso medieval castle of legion was very funny tho)
dont forget about the barely legal character you can make your sex slave in the frontier
God
its not even necessary for the plot
truly, the worst of the mod communiyty personified
its just the fetish and fantasy of the devs
PLEASE DO NOT
NCR campaign is "Try to jam as much stupid and cliche references as possible" into a game
I'm gonna both laugh and die of cringe
Gahd, dauymmmmm
oh god
Pretty sure the main art director dev not only into MLP but some furry stuff too
It was weird
it's both so funny and so painful
And the project lead is just a hypocrite
HAHASHUAHAHUA
can we go back to mid and bland show discussion from the absolutely unhinged frontier discussion
No
shaddup
also the generic german nazi scientist
we are actually talking about something entertaining
is with the enclave
for some reason
and they copied a scene straight from wolfenstein
watched first 3
first episode was sleeper
the other two were great ngl
frontier is very amusing, but I also feel how my soul is dying in real time
Why would you want to roleplay as Enclave, a racist and facism extremist faction?
Insert Legion Caesar like its any better
deal with it liberal
first episode tries to introduce multiple characters too fast thats why its too much
because i am not allowed to be that irl without getting deplatformed
God I was bored my ass out on New Cali
whats new california
A mod for NV DLC sized
Busy be like "ermmmm, are you having a conversation? No, I don't think soooo, we are changing the topic Right NOW because I am not interested!"
and they were working on that cursed meme hazard for like, what
sorry guys
eight years or something
"waah, why are you talking about other people, get a life, stop judging, kumbaya"
Pretty sure they are remaking frontier
I think they got the rep so they kinda keep ot low profile
The BOS in Frontier is...
Weird
first time launching FO76
Fps was 30 capped
all u had to do was edit 1 thing in notepad
fps fixed
ty toddy ❤️
what's there to remake 
Everything
new breedable deathclaw models
They keep going about fallout
There is
simple, make loverslab mods compatible
Thats already done I'm pretty sure
M..M-uh Stawfiewd better >w<
why have you forsaken us, hesus
Modder already gave up on it lmao
Kill yourself
Its been April and Starfield modding kit isnt even out
(it got clipped in a wall and can't get out)
Todd Hogwart
Fallout 4 i believe is the second most modded Bethesda game
Literally saw major modders give up on making starfield mod projects because it's that empty and boring
19,998 of those players play the game modded
imagine some absolute psychopath making an overhaul for starfield that grabs all the quests and interesting objects and slams it together on a single planet and stitch it into one open world with minimal loading screen time
the rest of them are youtubers that are taking footage
Gotta wait for new vegas remake with the updated FO4 gameplay engine
and then it becomes super popular, and then Toddy assassinates the mod maker in a fit of complete malding
The rest are normies after watching the show
Tbh
Its there, its taking forever tho
Oh yeh Fallout London is planned to released this 25th
Time to shank people with no loisence
I'll try it out for sure
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They release weapon mods often on their discord
Fallout London seems to have everything set for success
Hopefully its not as ass as Frontier
They even got Doctor Who actor to voice a character
Never in my life thought something would come out as horrid as the frontier, writing wise
I try to think of a game or a setting I would like to explore in London and could not imagine any
I wouldn't want to visit real life London, either
and he was also in morbius, whats your point bro
why would you make your game in London, or UK
My point is
He morbs
FO: london looks promising tbh
feels like a brand new Fallout game that we should've gotten instead of starfield
We get it london bad england no teeth hee hee harr who cares bruh you're not on the mod team
not the impression I had, but sure
Obsidian asked Bethesda 2 years ago if they can start on a spin off project for Fallout 4 or Skyrim to keep fans coming
Bethesda said no
You have no impression on anything, you're a fucking doomer
Their biggest mistake, it would be the same obsidian
and they would keep making bangers
obsidian making bangers?
guys
Idk what they thinking
the outer worlds was a joke
thats not the same obsidian
be careful what u say around indians ,the red dot means they're always recording
They can let Bethesda making new Fallout game and still gain revenue from doing absolutely nothing
the outer worlds is better than starfield tho
thats like saying piss is better than shit
Outer World is alright
no
starfield is not even a finished game
im not hyped for avowed but im willing to give a try
It feels like Prey
and the outer worlds was the most mind numbing finished game ive played in a while
More than anything
No bethesda game is a finished game
Oh yeh
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their best game after new vegas
Outer World was received pretty well tho
it had interesting premise
I should finish it someday
I think Bethesda is making an Elder Scroll like game
tbh after seeing BG3 i just wish every CRPG had the same polish
so
Obsidian*
not a goty without a reason
Tbh yeh
They missed out adding mod support
And shits
it feels too closed
and i wish it was 1 world
But it was "outter worlds" haha
The game was very linear yes
💀
There are some rpg ish here and then
But at the end it doesnt feel as impactful or as dynamic as FNV
only the first decision
major decision in the first city
the rest doesnt feel at all
but i didnt play the dumb playthrough
which would seem fun
low int
My only gripe with that game is how they handed you so many op weapons at the beginning
Like I am only level 9 but I can one shot nearly every enemies
I was kinda hyped for outer worlds because yoooo obsidian, and then I've watched a little bit of playthroughs and felt absolutely nothing
Calm down ledy
weird plastic frontier capitalism dimension
I cant play Outer World lol
the best rating to give it
is OK
its an OK game
When I played it during Covid I was having a very bad headache due to how bright and vibrant color is
I thought it was Covid that I felt headache
The second time I return its boring and similar headache
dogs are simply better
i been turning into a dog person
used to be a cat person but lisn mam . dogs are cool
Why wont you flyyyyy highhhhhhh a freeeeee birds yehhh
Cats are just little people, dogs are desperate
dogs are too big
Guitar riffs
I mean, it's kinda balanced in an ironic way, obsidian made a really fun and developed rpg for Todd
cats are evil. dogs are just retarded
and to pay for that, they made a bland rpg sandbox next, bethesda-style
Cats arent evil wdym
clueless
How would you feel if a giant just picked you up and started rubbing you
!!!!!! (its ai generated)
Cats are evil....
But I want to die for them
Do you perchance own annorange cat
no
mfs really be assigning personalities to their cats based off of their fur colours
oh yeah, well look at this liberal
Nice blurry image, liberal
this is... RACISM... THIS IS RACISM!!!!!! GRAAHHH
cats often get influenced by the owner's character, so of course yours is a demon
California
My car is racist
And so is my snake
thats his name yes

You should lockdown brainfart
gets unmuted
immediately calls everyone dicksuckers
surely he'll be polite in three days next time
el catto
car
this dumb fucking robot moves so slow
blow it up
prince named Arthas
kid named finger
oh okay
you will enjoy the convoy quest
robot is specifically programmed to go past every single enemy fortification
@placid sail new ram for ya'll
not enough feet for him
my current old puter runs on vengeance
not that kawai looking tho
also pretty sure I broke away one of the ram plastic fins to even fit it on the cramped up mobo
you should try getting it to run on ram instead, vengeance is a fools game
its the guy
wait what
whoever buys an aio is legit poopa kaka head
air cooler kings
Questionable Ethic
oh i know that one, was popular for a long time cus it was lowly priced
but then corsair tax
their shit aint cheap now
air cooler chad
ive put the kryosheet thermal pad
works wonders
when the ethics are questionable
That was my friend

spanking him cause his parents won't 
Buckshot
Aint that right @mystic hazel
time for chocolate
FINALMENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Che puoi parlare qui o il gioco? 
il gioco ovviamente
ma scherzi, vestirmi da cumano e scannare i cristiani è la cosa più bella che esista
Hopefully it will have black people this time

chill buddy
no
Noi due in questo momento
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
Me 2 days ago : Literally thought when the fuck are we getting KCD 2
i literally watched the whoel cutscenes of KCD 1 a few days ago
I just felt like remembering the game
Bruh
HENRY
Will come see us one more time
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
thank you Iedy very cool
what joke
but now its just annoying
lockdowns are not a joke i have no idea who told you that
they are jokes
TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ
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TE PUTA MADRE @narrow lotus
SE DENTRO IL TUO CERVELLO C'E' CHI TREMA E C'E' CHI SUON, SI CHIAMAN BRUNO POWER MA LO CHIAMA, CAROGNA!
with love
:flag_it: Italian (Italiano)
⬇️
IF INSIDE YOUR BRAIN THERE ARE SOMEONE TREAMING AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO RING, THEY'RE CALLED BRUNO POWER BUT THEY CALL HIM, YOU CRAP!
this is a song text
me going to school at 7
old ladies already out with their shopping bags racing to get to the market to get the good deals @narrow lotus
this song
what the hell is "treaming"
bruh thats so true
where the FUCK are they going
everyday
To the market man
Crazy
That's based
you see
They get better food than you and they get it cheaper
people get the good ones first since the price is the same
so at the end only shit ones are left
theyre smart dude
them grannies can teach elon musk how to make money
@grizzled meadow i had a feeling KCD 2 was close because the Voice Actor posted a picture of him in Prague and said he is done with the cutscenes or smth
So we getting Prague
Time for Henry the Killer to enter Prague
Me ringing my mom because shes 1 hour late(shes probably in an accident(
her: WHY DO U RING ME IS IT SOMETHING IMPORTANT?
Henry of Chadlitz and Hans Chadpon
YOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOO
YOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOOYOOOOOO
IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
THE BETTER BETHESDA GAME
"Shivering" in this case
ew
neapolitan ilarity
im especially guilty of engaging in the aforementioned psycho behaviour since i play on zombified stalker savefiles for fun
1 minute 40 times 
we chilling
what is this dude sending
can we gulliotine this guy's entire family
@grizzled meadow
yeah pigs do that
me:mention 4 times to my mom i will go out
her: says ok every time
me: okay mom ill be heading out
her:WHERE? DIDNT YOU SEE THE CLOCK? WHO ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH ?!!?
@narrow lotus
mom brain
Iedy and the lockdown command
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
Me:having the slightest argument with mom
mom: WHEN I DIE YOU'LL SEE!!!
Fra un po' troppo
ma un maiale con uno spaghettino
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
Haha heavy weapons go brrrr
dunno why this bandit group was so big but my dude shredded
@stone blade my mom after i got a slightly bad grade in maths
How's brainfart doing today?
lockdown
what happened this time
Mine used to pull my ears
we got bored
Mine used to break umbrellas using my back
lol
No better reason then that i suppose lol
oh not to mention
I used to get beaten with the stick thats used to make yufka
that stick is still in our apartment
in the corner
ready to strike
It will be passed onto you someday
i hope
That thing brings fear
and terror
guys
You ever get so bored or theres so little going on in your life you start closing and opening apps as if something new will pop up
For the past few years
the kid that attended all classes yet knows absolutely nothing
that's the opposite for me
idk how but
i don't attend shit
i'm like at %25 of classes
yet i do decent enough in exams
@narrow lotus @ruby minnow @heavy peak
lol OJ Simpson died
bro watch the reel mf
Natural causes?
cancer
this fucking kid does nothing, i will take your computer , you'll see then

!1984
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You havent had a childhood unless u can tell who is walking based on footsteps alone
Or when they would beat you up and leave you sobbing and then go
"come to eat"
Footsteps at 3AM : IF he opens the fridge , it's dad.
If she slams the door and tells me im fucked, it's mom

I could tell by the shuffle, and the specific way dad or grandpa coughs 
for me its
Dad : It's late kid , get to bed already .
Mom : EEEEE PAI FIRAR MAMA TA A DRACU DE COPIL , AI NOTE PROASTE LA MATEMATICA SI TU TOT STAI SI TE JOCI INTR-UNA IA CA DE MAINE NU MAI VEZI TU CALCULATOR , SA VEZI CE VIN SI PE LA SCOALA SA VAD CE NOTE AI
We lost
and sounds like doomguy that wants to kill some demons
dad is going to beat the shit out of me
I mean were neighbours so
"this kid is useless i will take away your computer" aswell
been there

NOW IM 26 , GUESS WHAT , WHO IS LAUGHING NOW
Mom calls me : You still stand at that computer i curse the day they inveted those
lol
never win
me:mom look at what I unlocked in game
her:IS THIS ALL U THINK ABOUT ONLY GAMES HUH?? DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOMEWORK OR HOW YOU WILL LIVE ALONE ONE DAY?
yeah man fuck
day ruined
my mom has accepted me
she still says this btw
TO THIS DAY
yeah you play game
SHE SAYS THAT SHIT
but care about your school too
my dad/brother will be like
i will kill you if you don't do your homework right now
my mom knows that school is pain
understands me
if you had to do a 9-5 school you would not do any kind of homework aswell
Syno you still young brotherino
Well...younger
Yeah that is true to be fair
16 to 19 for me was top tier life
i didnt give 3 shits, drank like a pig , played 16 hrs a day , had food on the table , didnt have to pay for shit
me tastes a random snack or cookie
parents:u like em?
me: ye
them next time:come home with 15 bags
bruh, i remember going to high school to sleep becaue i played Dota until 3 in the morning
i mean that's what i do to
i was looking at the classes
ahh first 2 classes english , i already had top grades there , i literally slept
sleeping in school is most of what i do in school
english is so easy
me who is 21 and im friends with some romanian who lives in a different country
classic
@stone blade Wednesday : Starts at 8 - Art class
At 9 - Religion class
Ok so we start at 10 , got it

but i hate my school because of putting 2 pshyics class and 2 math classes at morning back to back
a lot of bla bla bla
🤝 Zdravei
CIAO
yeah same
but at least now i get to choose to go to it or not
but the biggest problem with Turkish school system is
Yes yes Седни ми на хуя ако щеш
i want to go to a university about language
i want to learn german spanish french
do shit like that
but i have to learn math
and pshyics
You will get through it man we all had to do that shit
@stone blade do you know math and physics
I for sure as shit dont lul
that's the thing
i need to go to a lot of pshyics and math classes
but i don't know shit about it
because i don't understand shit about it
then go man, just pass the classes whatever you can
same
i guess at the end exams find a tutor or smth
to help you
Know what?
well thankfully i'm popular among teachers so that my grades don't get too bad and i can at least get 30 in exams

I know how to pay my bills
and maybe ask for a plastic bag at the store
What else do u need?
30
what kind of grading is that
you need 50 to not fail a class
sorry
We struggling to get 5 or shit and he has 30
entire turkish goverment is just
a bunch of roaches
in a wall
30 isnt even a grade in bulgaria wdym
and they have tiny desks
i wish they were as smart as a roach
so basically do half or die
lets make Turkish 70 to pass class
you got hired?
so now instead of 50 i need to get at least 70 to pass the whole class
no?
thats what i understood
then they probably realised it was retarded and reverted it back
when we talked 2 weeks ago or shit
ohh congrats then , good luck
i mean ivan i always took you for a guy that would wake up at 1 pm and go into the woods
bruh
is it your first day ?
Same, in my mind Ivan was my bulgarian unemployed friend doing youtube challenges in the forest on a tuesday
i thought you were the type of guy to wander woods with a wand
gn
Same, gtg
damn bro everybody gotta go
French is mid
Je ne pas francais!!!
Literally all i remember from high school french
I have a french friend so




