#🎪bruh-fart

1 messages · Page 1971 of 1

stone blade
#

Listen here

#

my grandpa used to work in the metal industry where they make parts for machines and stuff

#

and machine

#

that fucker

#

welded a makeshift stove that worked on gas
he would put it under the big metal barrel

#

so there was no smoke

storm stream
#

Machinist?

heavy peak
#

Still don't know what that is

stone blade
#

alcoholic beverage

heavy peak
#

I get that its a beverage

narrow lotus
#

very strong drink obviously that has a very hard to like taste

#

only a few humans can enjoy that shit tbf

#

it's made from rotten eggs i think

#

id say its worse than absinthe

heavy peak
#

Olive aperitif?

narrow lotus
#

lol aperitif

heavy peak
#

No wait, anise flavoured

narrow lotus
#

kekl brother when i drink i drink i dont take no aperitifs

#

the aperitif is 2 beers

#

and then i regret on the shitter the next day

ruby minnow
#

i can probably find some ouzo in Izmir

#

might try it out

heavy peak
narrow lotus
heavy peak
#

I googled
It still tells fuck all what it is

narrow lotus
#

I guess it's greek vodka , very strong and very hard to like i guess

heavy peak
#

One says its aperitif

#

Other liquor

#

Which fuckin is it

narrow lotus
#

liquor ye

stone blade
#

greek vodka is best way to describe it

#

RAKIJA however

#

now that's the shit

#

40 degrees rakija

#

oh boy

lone cedar
narrow lotus
#

RACHIU

stone blade
ruby minnow
#

🇹🇷

stone blade
#

stfu

narrow lotus
#

@heavy peak what about Sangria

#

i would drink a good one ngl

lone cedar
ruby minnow
#

i know some people who got drunk with like 3-2 cans of beer

stone blade
#

woops

lone cedar
#

i saw tarkov

stone blade
#

@narrow lotus

#

this is on the wikipedia page

ruby minnow
#

they used a system like this in America aswell

#

to make illegal liqour in 1914

stone blade
#

well ye

narrow lotus
#

pretty much , but our barrels were much more rusted and bomb like

#

clueless and they were glued with fucking kit

ruby minnow
narrow lotus
stone blade
#

the barrels my pa used to use were actually decently made

narrow lotus
#

that would kill you ofc if you drank too much

#

imagine not knowing what the first batch is

#

and drinking a whole glass

#

death

heavy peak
#

Haven't had Sangria either

stone blade
#

the main barrel which had the grapes was about 1cm thick , the lid would be screwed on by bolts with a rubber gasket , the welded stove on the bottom using gas , blankets all around to not let wind inside , pipe which went directly into the water boilet , one hose coming from the tab in the garage hooked up to cool the steam

#

I REMEMBER IT ALL

narrow lotus
#

Beer is a pretty "shitty" drink , as in it stays in your bloodstream much longer

#

and dehydrates you like mad

ruby minnow
#

idk why but my familys resistance to liqour is pretty shitty

#

at least the mother side

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
#

like my uncle came in my room asked did you drink that 35 vodka all by yourself in one day

#

i said yes

#

he was suprised

stone blade
#

other countries: alcohol is bad for you
my family: put your pinky in the glass to taste it , it's good for health reasons
@narrow lotus

ruby minnow
#

i ask any other person and they say 35 isn't shit

narrow lotus
ruby minnow
#

oil flavoured ouza

lusty sonnet
#

water do be good as well

narrow lotus
#

@stone blade PALINKA

stone blade
#

wtf is that

narrow lotus
#

our main cheap homemade drink was Tzuika / Tuica tho , it wa made from plums

ruby minnow
#

yeah what is that

narrow lotus
#

Palinka is basically vodka but made from multiple fruits

ruby minnow
#

bro y'all have so many homemade drinks

#

its crazy

stone blade
#

aaah

#

brendy

narrow lotus
#

Brother , in east europe alcohol is cheaper than water

ruby minnow
#

the max i cooked up was vodka

narrow lotus
#

back in the day , the 1st thing MEN did when they got their pay was to go to the local bar

ruby minnow
#

you get your first pay

#

10k

#

nice money right

stone blade
ruby minnow
#

15k of it goes to rent

narrow lotus
#

Țuică (Romanian pronunciation: [ˈt͡sujkə]) is a traditional Romanian spirit that contains ~ 24–86% [1] alcohol by volume (usually 40–55%), prepared only from plums.[1] Other spirits that are produced from other fruit or from a cereal grain are called "rachiu" or "rachie". Țuică is also the foundational element for creating the traditional Romanian vinars from different spirited fruits. In 2013, Romania produced 1.3 million hectolitres (34 million US gallons) of țuică.[2]

#

86% alcohol

#

you get drunk by passing through and smelling

#

lol

ruby minnow
#

ok

#

that might be the one that those bulgarian

#

or romanian

#

idk it was slavic girls

narrow lotus
#

MONA

ruby minnow
#

made my brother drink

narrow lotus
#

@stone blade tell me you have the hot nurse spirit

ruby minnow
#

my brother described it as

#

he drank 1 glass

#

and got fucked up

narrow lotus
#

the ughh , desinfectant

#

whatever the fuck its called

ruby minnow
#

while the girls and their mother was just fine

#

it was probably one of these homemade drink of yours

narrow lotus
#

They are ruthless

#

They have livers made from titanium

stone blade
#

what desinfectant

#

this guy talking about some medication shit or what

stone blade
#

we do not have that

#

however

#

we do have rakija and Mastika in bottles like these

#

Mastika or mastiha is a liqueur seasoned with mastic, a resin with a slightly pine or cedar-like flavor gathered from the mastic tree, a small evergreen tree native to the Mediterranean region. In Greece, mastiha (Greek: μαστίχα) or mastichato (Greek: μαστιχάτο) is a sweet liqueur produced with the mastika resin from the Greek island of Chios, ...

narrow lotus
#

2 leva

#

bread : 2.5 leva

stone blade
#

classic

#

oh

#

another thing

#

we also use rakija to treat wounds

#

:)

ruby minnow
#

can't any alcohol be used to treat wounds

stone blade
#

I guess

#

but its diled down a lot

ruby minnow
#

but like if you have whiskey

#

you might think about it before using it on your wound

stone blade
#

no because

#

whiskey is actually expensive

#

rakija? we have 10 bottles stored in the attic

ruby minnow
#

which is one of the unrealistic things about dying light

#

you use 50l whiskey

#

to make medkits

#

do you know how much those cost

stone blade
#

nahh thats madness

ruby minnow
#

that's half of my rent

#

ok its not

#

but its still expensive

stone blade
#

my family used to make this liquid with rakija

#

rakija mixed with uhh wax

#

my mom used to apply it on wounds

#

when i crashed my bike or jumped off a wall

ruby minnow
#

we used yoghurt for burns

#

like this one time where my brother me and my cousin

#

got a lot of these small explosives

#

like thye cannot hurt anything

#

took their bullet powder

#

and turned into a bigger explosive that can hurt

#

my brother burned his hands

#

and my cousin burned his face

stone blade
ruby minnow
#

it was funny seeing him with yoghurt all over his face

stone blade
#

what?

ruby minnow
#

yeah

#

its not an official treatment

#

but its a treatment that will get used in a village

green schooner
#

it will put you on your ass

gleaming grove
#

Funny how some moonshine was literally gasoline

stone blade
green schooner
#

some do it legal

stone blade
#

you can do alcohoc illegally and not make it into gasoline though....

gleaming grove
#

Pretty sure the only thing separated from legal and illegal is a piece of paper you have to pay like 500 bucks something for it

green schooner
gleaming grove
#

Could be more

green schooner
#

isn't going to have

#

the resources

#

like someone doing it legal way

gleaming grove
#

Bootlegging was also a thing yoo

#

When they banned alcohol

stone blade
#

my grandpa can make rakija for free

#

why can't rednecks do it?

#

skill issue

#

git gud

green schooner
gleaming grove
#

You can brew alcohol for personal consumption

green schooner
gleaming grove
#

Once you sell them (which is why moonshiner is a thing)

#

Its illegal

#

Depends on state too i believe

green schooner
#

ye

#

most things are

#

state regulated

gleaming grove
#

I think Cali is one of the states dont allow you to brew alcohol in any capacity

#

Of course its Cali

stone blade
#

get a few balkan people in there

#

they'll do it

#

dont worry

green schooner
#

california

#

is shit

stone blade
#

the US is shit

#

period

green schooner
#

no one willingly lives trhere

ruby minnow
green schooner
#

yesd

green schooner
gleaming grove
#

I remember they gave me morphine for the appendicitis

#

Which was 4 weeks ago

#

And I was trippin my balls out

green schooner
#

based

gleaming grove
#

It was just small volume

#

But god damn I felt floating

stone blade
ruby minnow
#

it was so good man

#

it got me sleepy

ruby minnow
#

i couldn't feel any pain nothing

#

if i was in a comfortable place

#

i would sleep

#

but they put me in a real uncomfortable chair

green schooner
#

surprised

#

they put me in a comfy ahh bed

#

I fell asleep before the anteshia kicked in

gleaming grove
#

Tbh that morphine shot sent me to sleep

#

It felt so relaxing

gleaming grove
#

They put blankets and stuff and it felt so warm

green schooner
#

lol

gleaming grove
#

And i just blinked and I was already in recovery room

#

It was weird

green schooner
#

same

gleaming grove
#

Like I thought I would see darkness for a bit

#

But no its instant

green schooner
#

yep

gleaming grove
#

And I asked the doctor they said I was under for 2 hours

#

And I couldve sworn it was only 2 seconds

#

Woo boy once Anesthesia worn off

#

The world of pain is real

heavy peak
ruby minnow
#

mines effects lasted a bit

#

since it wasn't anesthesia

#

it was painkillers

gleaming grove
#

So numbing agents

#

I supposed

ruby minnow
#

yeah

#

i got a real bad headache

gleaming grove
#

Its a side effect yeh

ruby minnow
#

i was crying because of the pain

gleaming grove
#

Since they literally shut off your nerve

ruby minnow
#

no this is the reason why i got the painkiller

gleaming grove
#

Ah

ruby minnow
#

it was a great feeling once the headache just faded away

gleaming grove
#

I jug tylenol like candies in military

ruby minnow
#

and normally when i get sleepy

#

its like my eyes sometimes start hurting

#

or just a really bad feel on my eyes

#

but the sleep that the painkillers gave was smooth

gleaming grove
#

What was the condition that caused that

ruby minnow
#

migrane

#

a really bad migrane

gleaming grove
#

I am having digestive related migraine rn

#

And its annoying

#

Its not shooting pain

#

Its just there

#

I can feel the pressure on the back of my head

ruby minnow
#

these migranes get really bad when i need to concentrate on school

#

because of exams and other things

#

i think this was one of those times

gleaming grove
#

They are not bad for me

#

They just gave me depression

ruby minnow
#

i mean usually mine aren't bad aswel

#

but when they hit

#

they hit hard

gleaming grove
#

I used to have a throbbing headache once

quartz ridge
gleaming grove
#

And it was the worst 2 days of my life

#

It was from Covid too

#

So I was bed ridden for 2-3 days

#

And the worst headache I ever felt

ruby minnow
#

i've never been covid thankfully

#

i wasn't outside much

gleaming grove
#

I had it twice

#

The first one hit me when I was in the middle of desert

#

Near Death Valley

#

I was doing military exercise and including the heat it was ass

ruby minnow
#

mf playing a open world survival game

gleaming grove
#

They airlifted me

#

And I got sent home so I remotely commune my duty

ruby minnow
#

oh you were in a exercise

gleaming grove
#

2nd one hits while I was at work

#

It lasts like 2 days

#

The first one was 2 weeks

ruby minnow
#

well covid caught you in the worst times

gleaming grove
#

It was

gleaming grove
#

Now I have chronic stomach pain

#

Hope its not cancerous

#

The chance is there however its like 2%

fresh rose
#

You will DIE

heavy peak
#

@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow

stone blade
storm stream
#

what is the meaning of this?

stone blade
#

idk but i understood everything

river robin
#

no clue what he is saying but I completely understand

slender rock
slender rock
#

GAHHHHHEHEEHHAGGGGGGGGGGCOGHGGGAGGFFFTH

sage otter
#

The monster squad grows

#

We're 3monsters so far

plain finch
sage otter
#

Nice lighter

dreamy flaxBOT
#

blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Onions

stone blade
upper axle
fading shuttle
livid pond
fading shuttle
uncut yew
keen lance
fading shuttle
#

yes

uncut yew
#

That man has to be mentally ill and/or continuously on drugs

fading shuttle
uncut yew
#

Just imagine if he knew how to shut up, everyone would think he was the cool one

placid sail
#

wasn't the initial rise of his popularity mostly supported by the fact he kept his idiotic mouth mostly shut

fading shuttle
#

the initial rise of his popularity is because people thought "he was one of us" and a "memelord"

#

since he reposted stuff from r/dankmemes on his social media

tulip ravine
#

Hello. Hat shows arroyo all

slender rock
tidal trellis
#

I go sleep

#

Bye

delicate trail
#

Everyone wants to be the judge, yet no one wants to be judged....

livid pond
high meteor
#

the fuck you mean its a shade of green

#

it says blue in the name

ruby minnow
river robin
tulip ravine
#

Hello overman the

#

I’m goofing to to go playpen Uber wok. Bye way if I amtire

#

Ajokerge clueless

undone wave
high meteor
river robin
#

Never forget the meme potential they STOLE from us.

fading shuttle
plain finch
#

god bless

gleaming grove
river robin
river robin
#

Yeah this is cringe

atomic crane
#

dont look at me like that

atomic crane
#

who do you think you are

high meteor
#

i am looking respectfully

undone wave
#

Are you being sillyous right meow

atomic crane
#

dudes be like "signalis"

#

bitch signal is what

atomic crane
#

spit it out

undone wave
atomic crane
#

flabbergasted

river robin
#

I mean this 100%, 1000%

undone wave
strong eagle
#

Number 23 I believe

#

Or is it the 21688th?

#

I forgor 💀

gleaming grove
upper shore
eager igloo
strong eagle
plain finch
glad carbon
plain finch
upper shore
olive aurora
inland jackal
inland jackal
#

Motorized

waxen rover
river zealot
#

I remember that quest

#

Its funny as fuck

river zealot
#

The dominatrix

clear vapor
#

ayo?

olive aurora
narrow lotus
#

tho she had business with Crimeea bullshit so she was Russia's puppet or shit but ever since then apparently she took arms against other Russian high ranking deputies so they sent her away

#

She got politically silenced as of today

olive aurora
#

she was for or against the crimea thing?

narrow lotus
#

pretty sure she was in favour of RU

olive aurora
#

coming soon to a pavement beneath an office window

clear vapor
#

@narrow lotus For some reason I just had a mental image of your bird with her head on it

clear vapor
#

Instead of bird noises, its just random slavic/stalker noises

olive aurora
clear vapor
#

true

olive aurora
atomic crane
#

they managed a tolerable first episode of fallout

#

everything after fucking sucked dick and balls

olive aurora
#

of course they made her an anime waifu

narrow lotus
#

oh yeah i found it

#

41gb

#

b r u h

atomic crane
#

they were doing so well but the dumb shit really added up

#

costume work for wastelanders is just mad max 2

#

there's a lot more i want to say but i think it would spoil it

quaint ore
#

Any series made after a game doesnt end well from my experience

atomic crane
#

inb4 "but the leather armor is mad max armor"

#

basically im a fallout nerd and i'm malding about the fallout tv show

olive aurora
atomic crane
#

i have complaints from every perspective too lmao

#

from the perspective of fallout 1 and 2, from the perspective of 3, from new vegas, and from 4

#

even as modern fallout slop goes, this is just hard to watch

olive aurora
fallow trellis
errant river
glad carbon
atomic crane
#

too much to explain

#

cant explain some of it without spoiling the show

glad carbon
atomic crane
#

idk

glad carbon
#

2 hours of good fallout media

amber marsh
amber marsh
#

Heyo Froge

#

hru buddy

glad carbon
amber marsh
#

Sounds about right

glad carbon
eager igloo
solar obsidian
olive aurora
stone blade
#

Gm

gleaming grove
#

The bogdanoffs

solar obsidian
#

no

#

they can never die

glad carbon
gleaming grove
#

No way they are 72

glad carbon
#

@atomic crane hi :3

#

can you tell me if she gets a cooler gun than a needler in later episodes

#

like a 10mm or something

atomic crane
#

im on episode 4 and she hasnt wielded anything other than that stupid fucking dart gun

glad carbon
#

let my bitch lockpick a safe or something

#

give her a .32 pleeease

#

@atomic crane wwyd if they pulled out the enclave in season 2

atomic crane
#

they would fuck it up and i would mald again

glad carbon
#

bring back colonel autumn

#

since you can spare him in fallout 3 if you talk him down

atomic crane
#

i would be happy to see colonel autumn in this show compared to some of the things i've seen so far

glad carbon
#

nothing against the t60 it just looks off compared to t45

olive aurora
atomic crane
#

they're an insanely built up BoS chapter on the west coast, where is the t-51

gleaming grove
#

Whats skibidi toilet, whats rizz, whats gyatt?
Come on dude its 2013, lets go play on our minecraft world like we usually do everyday after school

glad carbon
#

since t60 was in 4 and clearly x01 would be suitable too

atomic crane
#

X-01 is bethesda slop

#

so is t 60

eager igloo
atomic crane
#

but at least t 60 looks like pre-war power armor

#

X-01 looks like enclave power armor but isnt

eager igloo
#

Whoever expected much from amazon tv series

eager igloo
#

Alooo

olive aurora
stone blade
#

alo

atomic crane
atomic crane
eager igloo
#

I will it's boring

glad carbon
eager igloo
#

I can match with my hatred for foundation tv series

atomic crane
#

idk never put anything on him

#

i left all my companions in default shit i think lmao

glad carbon
#

i think if you let danse live in that one quest he gets x01

#

since you take his t60

atomic crane
#

dont remember

atomic crane
#

there are parts of the show i like

glad carbon
#

do i do mothership zeta or point lookout

gleaming grove
atomic crane
gleaming grove
#

Do zeta first

gleaming grove
#

Then grab alien weapons and do lookout

atomic crane
#

i didnt like zeta but the weapons are powerful as fuck

gleaming grove
#

My run routes are usually Anchorage - Zeta - Lookout and then Pitt

atomic crane
#

i think that's what i did on my last playthrough

gleaming grove
#

Anchorage for the PA

#

That shit is god damn invincible

atomic crane
#

zeta for the guns

rare mica
#

Alright i think I'm gonna buy incursion red river

atomic crane
#

lookout for the hell of it and the perks

stone blade
#

No cap no cap fr deadass on a stack

gleaming grove
#

Lookout is for story

#

The Pitt is VORKUTA

#

FIRST STEP THE KEY

atomic crane
#

the pitt for the story, the power armor, and i think there is a perk or two to get

gleaming grove
#

Best PA is no doubt the Winter T51

stone blade
#

what is you talking about?

gleaming grove
#

FO3

eager igloo
#

Fallout3

atomic crane
#

my last playthrough was evil i let ashur continue to run the pitt so i could integrate him into the BoS again with rebuild the capital

eager igloo
#

I hate this game

gleaming grove
#

FO3 is my least favorite tbh

stone blade
#

Fallout 3 is fine-ish

gleaming grove
#

Its extremely hard to mod

stone blade
#

I won't shit on it as I haven't played it

gleaming grove
#

So I usually just convert NV into Fallout 3

atomic crane
#

we play TTW in these parts

stone blade
#

but leave it to the fallout community to shit on fallout

gleaming grove
#

So I can stroll Capital Waste with Service Rifle

atomic crane
#

there are intricacies to the malding, ivan

#

we have like three generations of fallout

#

classic, good, and slop

eager igloo
#

I feel like that fallout malding has been going on for a week now

atomic crane
#

the show only came out this evening so i doubt it

stone blade
atomic crane
#

false

stone blade
#

NV doesn't count

gleaming grove
#

Imagine the world where Bethesda gave Obsidian 2-3 years to finish New Vegas

gleaming grove
#

We would actually achieve world peace

gleaming grove
gleaming grove
#

I dont know what that means

stone blade
#

actually no not maja

#

madi

#

I got the wrong M

atomic crane
# gleaming grove

^ this the type of dude saying "fallout malding is boring... stop hating... every fallout game sucks"

gleaming grove
#

Dude

stone blade
#

hehehehe

atomic crane
#

the western stalker

gleaming grove
#

I am the only person who unironically enjoy FO76 and I am confident that I am the only one here

#

So that argument is invalid

atomic crane
#

frog likes it

stone blade
#

stalker for people with no gun control laws

gleaming grove
#

Frog is wrong

#

His opinions arent real

#

Tbh

#

Stalker but America is called Far Cry

stone blade
#

no

#

thats assasins creed

gleaming grove
#

I love how AC came from badass stealth

#

Into click button to win

stone blade
#

AC games were never that interesting

gleaming grove
#

In AC Mirage you can literally teleport to kill people

stone blade
#

I'm sorry I said it

atomic crane
#

AC games have always been click button to win

#

that's how the series began lol

gleaming grove
#

Yeh but you have to atleast approach ppl

#

In mirage you teleport

#

Like no jokes

atomic crane
#

yeah the addition of "click button to win from afar" really changed it

#

i mean black flag had that but it was with a gun

#

the teleportation is just dumb

glad carbon
#

i like alotta things

#

@broken topaz hi cori

#

do you know if theres any akimbo revolvers in capital punishment

#

i found some akimbo semi-pistols but those aint cowboy worthy

tulip ravine
#

Hello all

glad carbon
#

@atomic crane thoughts on them using the fallout 4 assault rifle in the show?

#

I think they use it right, as a power armor gun

atomic crane
#

yeah i was cool with it since it was paired with the armor

#

sad it exists in the first place tho

glad carbon
atomic crane
#

ye

glad carbon
#

let the combat rifle shoot 5.56 or add a new fucking gun

#

maybe the r91

atomic crane
#

or just add the fallout 3 guns

glad carbon
#

yeah

atomic crane
#

like the r91 and the chinese assault rifle

glad carbon
#

the r91 is the fallout 3 ar

#

i like it

atomic crane
#

or add the classic fallout guns, that would've been cool

#

or the stuff from FNV

#

really anything other than what we got lmao

glad carbon
#

like the combat rifle

atomic crane
#

the .308 combat rifle slaps but in .45 it gets outclassed by the SMG

glad carbon
#

.45 rifle???? and then theres an smg that uses the same ammo but shoots faster and has a higher mag

#

yeah

#

the combat rifle shouldn't have even been in the game tbh

#

combat shotgun shoulda been the fallout 3 one but remodeled a bit

atomic crane
#

it's bethesda's new fallout

glad carbon
atomic crane
#

everything changing

glad carbon
#

also the damn uniques suck

atomic crane
#

they coulda done stuff that was already canon

glad carbon
#

fallout 4 has great gunplay

#

its just too bad all the guns are nasty

#

and the uhh

#

map is kinda meh

#

the buildings are borderline flourescent

narrow lotus
#

Honkai Cringerail

glad carbon
narrow lotus
#

In the city

#

Kekthesda

glad carbon
#

its funny because the mods that solve that are just

#

basic optimization

#

nothing insane

narrow lotus
#

Fallout 4 if you get a never ending or explosive legendary its gg you dont use anything else

glad carbon
#

I kinda like the legendary effects

#

but they just made uniques useless

#

uniques woulda been cool if they all had unique models

#

to make them unique instead of just a normal gun with a shitty legendary effect

narrow lotus
#

Too much work for AAA devs

glad carbon
narrow lotus
#

I expect nothing more from bethesda nowadays

solar obsidian
#

iedy, they dont have the budget, cmon

narrow lotus
#

I will wait eso6 with great weariness

narrow lotus
atomic crane
#

yippee

glad carbon
narrow lotus
#

Dont spoil or muted

narrow lotus
#

I will watch the thing

glad carbon
#

dont tell me how she got it

atomic crane
#

10mm pistol

glad carbon
#

ok awesome

atomic crane
#

big surprise

glad carbon
#

the most basic gun in fallout

narrow lotus
#

Ah yeah its in the trailers

glad carbon
#

a classic

narrow lotus
#

The 10mm

solar obsidian
#

ah the tv show is out

#

oh boy

narrow lotus
#

Yes

#

It will drop the ball at some point

glad carbon
#

its crazy how the tv show doesnt change how california looks

#

they actually filmed it live on set

narrow lotus
#

If california were to be nuked, all that will be new would be the radiation i guess

atomic crane
#

powerful message from iedy

#

are you calling californians mutants

glad carbon
#

i can go outside and it looks the exact same as the show

glad carbon
atomic crane
glad carbon
#

and SF

atomic crane
#

a little bit

glad carbon
#

its kinda garbage

#

its a tourist trap

#

like all big cities

atomic crane
#

man i thought they were just gonna ignore the fact that the NCR should be all over the fucking place in the areas the show is set

glad carbon
#

lmao the fuckin half life noises at the start of episode 2

#

INCIDENT RESPONSE

atomic crane
#

I KNOW RIGHT

#

lmao my head perked up when i heard that

glad carbon
#

i know u little half life lover

atomic crane
#

you have no idea

glad carbon
#

half life 1 survival game

#

assaultrons
wokege

narrow lotus
stone blade
#

@inland jackal ima para

stone blade
#

a pigeon shit on my pants once

#

the stain is still there

#

@narrow lotus I bought tedy for today , with peach GrokChadGAMMA

glad carbon
#

@atomic crane POGGIES1

#

i just realized the dude has the classic 10mm pistol

atomic crane
#

i also pogged

glad carbon
#

the mag fed revolver

atomic crane
#

it was weird looking but yeah

glad carbon
#

at the yaoi scene rn

inland jackal
inland jackal
atomic crane
stone blade
glad carbon
#

the yaoi gey

atomic crane
#

my god

glad carbon
stone blade
atomic crane
#

you mean "there's more"

inland jackal
stone blade
#

I dont remember the meme

inland jackal
stone blade
#

am I the only person on earth

inland jackal
stone blade
#

who never found SFM funny?

inland jackal
atomic crane
#

which sfm

stone blade
#

because it genuinely wasn't

#

any tf2 sfm

#

or gmod

#

or whatever

hot snow
inland jackal
atomic crane
#

thats such a general statement

#

"sfm isnt funny"

#

sfm is just a way to make animations

#

there are dramatic sfms, funny sfms, all kinds of sfms

hot snow
#

europa fm

inland jackal
quaint ore
#

But heres the caviat

#

Valve never updated it since 2009

#

It is broken as fuck

atomic crane
#

what does that have to do with what we were talkin about

quaint ore
#

Just triggered my PTSD cause I used that shit

#

Mm yes

Importing models from gmod and finding a way on how to fix a broken rig

glad carbon
#

@atomic crane thoughts on the one ghouls revolver?

atomic crane
#

lol what are your thoughts

glad carbon
#

cool but how tf does it fire more than 5 rounds

atomic crane
#

classic movie gun

#

my head canon is it's a modified ranger sequoia

#

a hunting revolver

#

from fnv

glad carbon
#

after firing 6 in a row

atomic crane
#

yeah

eager igloo
#

Sneaky windows

#

Crashed computer and now makes an update

hot snow
eager igloo
#

"You are 30% there" yea to losing my sanity

hot snow
#

it thought you already lost it

#

I sure as shit have

eager igloo
#

Not once, but not right now

gleaming grove
#

SFM

hot snow
#

you don't regain sanity once you've lost it

#

that's an illusion

gleaming grove
#

Ah the old memory

#

I used to love posing TF2 wallpaper using SFM

#

Good time

hot snow
#

I used to watch the same like 5 tf2 sfms 10 times in a row for like a month

#

and people wonder why I'm so braindead

tidal trellis
inland jackal
#

@eager igloo

atomic crane
#

if brainfart was a fallout vault

#

what number would it be

final cedar
inland jackal
hot snow
#

I dont think there's that many

#

I literally don't remember fallout lore

atomic crane
#

i think the highest vault number was 112

#

havent played 76

final cedar
#

or 122 planned, 121 built

#

hazy on vault 0

#

speaking of haze, look at that hilariously ironic header

atomic crane
#

oh my god bruh the fallout tv show just retconned fallout new vegas

gleaming grove
#

Quieres?

atomic crane
#

im so done

final cedar
#

oh snap it's released?

#

right april 11

pastel quartz
gleaming grove
#

I still dont get how the vault that the protagonist is in has so many mutated ppl

#

Vault Tec is cooking something i swear

final cedar
#

you talking tv show?

gleaming grove
#

They look so weirdly inbred

pastel quartz
#

Probably one of their experiments

gleaming grove
#

Yeh the show

pastel quartz
#

Inbreeding experiment

final cedar
#

let me guess, showrunner never played a single fallout game and just heard radiation and instantly called the makeup department?

placid sail
#

vault with asbestos-laced food

gleaming grove
#

There is a fucking dude with one eye

atomic crane
#

nah they heard apocalypse and called up the mad max 2 costume designer

gleaming grove
#

Dude is literally a cyclop

placid sail
gleaming grove
#

Did this vault experiment with ppl being inbred 134 times or this vault experiment with people genetic code being programmed by ChatGPT

final cedar
atomic crane
#

i would guess FEV since that's fallout's scapegoat

inland jackal
#

Goat

#

I dont like that test

gleaming grove
#

Talk about AI

#

Some arts for the Fallout show is AI generated

#

Im not surprised they cut corner

final cedar
#

CRINGE

gleaming grove
#

Tbh even before ChatGPT

#

They were able to ChatGPT the fucking assault rifle

#

Thats why it looks so horrendeous

pastel quartz
#

They'd cut a lot of corners if they film in detroit because it already looks post-apocalyptic

stone blade
final cedar
stone blade
#

wouldn't be surprised if it is

final cedar
#

I'll start watching it for the sake of argument

atomic crane
#

it has a few redeemable parts but otherwise it's amazon and bethesda slop mixed in the same bowl

final cedar
#

hopefully there's big booty latinas in it

inland jackal
narrow lotus
#

That assault rifle is so goofy

#

Shittiest design by far

#

They took the fo4 shit model and made it 2x bigger lul

pastel quartz
#

Hey can I get out of exile

stone blade
#

a lot of fallout designs are goofy

pastel quartz
#

I've been a good boy haven't i

gleaming grove
#

Atleast in Fallout show they able to make it looks Power Armor esque gun

inland jackal
gleaming grove
#

In Fallout 4 it looks weird

pastel quartz
#

Oh well

final cedar
#

ok 1 minute in it feels terrible, forced "fan service" with the music

#

song choice completely out of place

atomic crane
#

im just trying to enjoy it for the redeemable parts

inland jackal
glad carbon
#

showrunner played fallout 1 and 2 and liked them

#

then called up todd howard because he heard he was incharge of fallout now

glad carbon
atomic crane
#

"make it a sitcom"

#

man this shit ratarted

final cedar
atomic crane
#

yeah it has some redeemable qualities

#

theres just so much to complain about tho

#

WHOA

#

BOOBA

glad carbon
#

i think the cool shit outweighs the mediocre shit

modest oriole
robust cove
glad carbon
#

i do it cheaper

final cedar
#

It's smoke jayney it's just a fire pogchamp

#

I'm digging it so far

#

black dude gets assaulted for racist reasons lmao

atomic crane
#

you know YOUR kind aint welcome down here

#

wholesome interracial couples everywhere

#

i love it!!

final cedar
#

already hate the vault design

atomic crane
#

its just fallout 4 vaults

final cedar
#

whoa, that dude has a SCHNOZ

atomic crane
#

okay they nailed the nasty fucking vault experiments vibe

#

im gonna frow up

final cedar
#

emergency butt plugs?

gleaming grove
#

I stream on twitch if you would like to drop by!

➡️ https://twitch.tv/megalodonVT ⬅️

✨Merch✨:
➡️ https://uwumarket.us/collections/megalodon ⬅️

✨Gamersupps✨:
Use code MEGA for 10% off!!!
➡️ https://gamersupps.gg/ ⬅️

🌊🌊---------------------------------------------------------------------🌊🌊

Credits ~

▶ Play video
plain finch
atomic crane
#

what game was it where you just throw mortar shells

#

was it cod:waw

#

i know it was a ww2 game

#

i think it took place in the pacific theatre

gleaming grove
#

COD WAW i believe

final cedar
#

fucking glorious the way they bang them on the knife to trigger the fuze

#

I'm pretty sick of set designers thinking they cute

atomic crane
#

is that a cawk

#

bro i need to suck

atomic crane
final cedar
#

"hiding" graphic images

atomic crane
#

well its kinda meta because that's a graphic inside of a graphic

final cedar
inland jackal
glad carbon
#

did you see the gun the knights use?

atomic crane
#

no

#

i only saw the assault rifle and the pistol(s)

final cedar
#

crazy they got Paul Atreides to play the overseer

glad carbon
#

i cant screenshot this wtf

atomic crane
glad carbon
#

i hate windows

atomic crane
#

it's not windows

glad carbon
#

"ouughhhh you cant screenshot video clients"

atomic crane
#

it's amazon

#

no it's amazon

#

they have some kind of script on the site that detects screenshotting

glad carbon
#

ok well go to episode 3 43:32 and look at his weird pistol

#

its like a deagle mixed with a laspistol

atomic crane
#

yeah i know what ur talking about

#

its fuckin weird

final cedar
#

breeder just wiped his dick on Lucy's curtains kekw

#

in more ways than one

fresh rose
naive bison
final cedar
#

Hank just drowned his son in law in the pickle barrel snigsmile

atomic crane
#

pickle barrel pickle barrel pickle barrel

final cedar
#

man they REALLY like beating up black dudes pepew

atomic crane
#

no they dont

#

they love black people

final cedar
#

*pretend to love

atomic crane
#

@glad carbon thoughts on the world's first impression of the brotherhood of steel being knight titus

glad carbon
#

but otherwise a good show of the BoS

atomic crane
#

clearly brotherhood of steel knight material

glad carbon
#

prolly true to the west coast BoS

atomic crane
#

idk about that

glad carbon
#

wasn't the east coast BoS also a bunch of pussies

#

killing ur best soldier because you found out he was a robot (he didn't know)

atomic crane
#

no one in the BoS is a bunch of pussies lmao they're brainwashed into technology collecting badasses

inland jackal
#

Trust me

#

Im an engineer

waxen rover
clear vapor
stone blade
#

bad man juice

#

@narrow lotus

#

@hot snow

final cedar
#

guys, wana play a game of cube brick?

atomic crane
#

any blacks playing?

final cedar
#

only whites s2cringe

#

WHO APPROVES THOSE IDEAS

atomic crane
#

see they love b.lagg p;eopl

final cedar
#

fucking brainrot

inland jackal
final cedar
#

I swear brainfart can come up with a better show than this

stone blade
#

ofc

atomic crane
#

i could come up with a better show

stone blade
#

only downside is

atomic crane
#

solo

stone blade
#

it will be racist

atomic crane
#

fallout is racist

#

but only against mutants

stone blade
#

and ghouls

atomic crane
#

ye

final cedar
#

maximus cranking his knob snigsmile

atomic crane
#

not maxibust