#🎪bruh-fart
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my grandpa used to work in the metal industry where they make parts for machines and stuff
and machine
that fucker
welded a makeshift stove that worked on gas
he would put it under the big metal barrel
so there was no smoke
Machinist?
Still don't know what that is
I get that its a beverage
it's a very......hmmm
very strong drink obviously that has a very hard to like taste
only a few humans can enjoy that shit tbf
it's made from rotten eggs i think
id say its worse than absinthe
Olive aperitif?
lol aperitif
No wait, anise flavoured
brother when i drink i drink i dont take no aperitifs
the aperitif is 2 beers
and then i regret on the shitter the next day

yeah you googled it kek
I googled
It still tells fuck all what it is
I guess it's greek vodka , very strong and very hard to like i guess
liquor ye
greek vodka is best way to describe it
RAKIJA however
now that's the shit
40 degrees rakija
oh boy
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RACHIU
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stfu

i know some people who got drunk with like 3-2 cans of beer
woops
i saw tarkov
bro i've seen this before
they used a system like this in America aswell
to make illegal liqour in 1914
well ye
pretty much , but our barrels were much more rusted and bomb like
and they were glued with fucking kit
and then you wonder why half of your family has cancer
nobody had anything but a good cheap drink
the barrels my pa used to use were actually decently made
that would kill you ofc if you drank too much
imagine not knowing what the first batch is
and drinking a whole glass
death
Carbonation makes you drunk faster
Haven't had Sangria either
the main barrel which had the grapes was about 1cm thick , the lid would be screwed on by bolts with a rubber gasket , the welded stove on the bottom using gas , blankets all around to not let wind inside , pipe which went directly into the water boilet , one hose coming from the tab in the garage hooked up to cool the steam
I REMEMBER IT ALL
Beer is a pretty "shitty" drink , as in it stays in your bloodstream much longer
and dehydrates you like mad
idk why but my familys resistance to liqour is pretty shitty
at least the mother side
that one looks easy enough to craft
like my uncle came in my room asked did you drink that 35 vodka all by yourself in one day
i said yes
he was suprised
other countries: alcohol is bad for you
my family: put your pinky in the glass to taste it , it's good for health reasons
@narrow lotus
i ask any other person and they say 35 isn't shit
father after dipping his hands into engine oil the whole day :
oil flavoured ouza
water do be good as well
@stone blade PALINKA
wtf is that
our main cheap homemade drink was Tzuika / Tuica tho , it wa made from plums
yeah what is that
Palinka is basically vodka but made from multiple fruits
Brother , in east europe alcohol is cheaper than water
the max i cooked up was vodka
back in the day , the 1st thing MEN did when they got their pay was to go to the local bar
can't even drink the pain away in turkey
you get your first pay
10k
nice money right
and balkans
15k of it goes to rent
Țuică (Romanian pronunciation: [ˈt͡sujkə]) is a traditional Romanian spirit that contains ~ 24–86% [1] alcohol by volume (usually 40–55%), prepared only from plums.[1] Other spirits that are produced from other fruit or from a cereal grain are called "rachiu" or "rachie". Țuică is also the foundational element for creating the traditional Romanian vinars from different spirited fruits. In 2013, Romania produced 1.3 million hectolitres (34 million US gallons) of țuică.[2]
86% alcohol
you get drunk by passing through and smelling
lol
ok
that might be the one that those bulgarian
or romanian
idk it was slavic girls
MONA
made my brother drink
@stone blade tell me you have the hot nurse spirit
while the girls and their mother was just fine
it was probably one of these homemade drink of yours
Those were Moldovan women
They are ruthless
They have livers made from titanium
?
what desinfectant
this guy talking about some medication shit or what
we do not have that
however
we do have rakija and Mastika in bottles like these
Mastika or mastiha is a liqueur seasoned with mastic, a resin with a slightly pine or cedar-like flavor gathered from the mastic tree, a small evergreen tree native to the Mediterranean region. In Greece, mastiha (Greek: μαστίχα) or mastichato (Greek: μαστιχάτο) is a sweet liqueur produced with the mastika resin from the Greek island of Chios, ...
can't any alcohol be used to treat wounds
no because
whiskey is actually expensive
rakija? we have 10 bottles stored in the attic
which is one of the unrealistic things about dying light
you use 50l whiskey
to make medkits
do you know how much those cost
nahh thats madness
my family used to make this liquid with rakija
rakija mixed with uhh wax
my mom used to apply it on wounds
when i crashed my bike or jumped off a wall
we used yoghurt for burns
like this one time where my brother me and my cousin
got a lot of these small explosives
like thye cannot hurt anything
took their bullet powder
and turned into a bigger explosive that can hurt
my brother burned his hands
and my cousin burned his face
????
it was funny seeing him with yoghurt all over his face
what?
yeah
its not an official treatment
but its a treatment that will get used in a village
if you know the right moonshine maker
it will put you on your ass
Funny how some moonshine was literally gasoline
some grandmas use cabbage leaves when you have a wound or something
cause some do moonshining illegally
some do it legal
you can do alcohoc illegally and not make it into gasoline though....
Pretty sure the only thing separated from legal and illegal is a piece of paper you have to pay like 500 bucks something for it
rednecks in the woods
Could be more
my grandpa can make rakija for free
why can't rednecks do it?
skill issue
git gud
that was prohibition in america
You can brew alcohol for personal consumption
cuz they are only good at making meth
Once you sell them (which is why moonshiner is a thing)
Its illegal
Depends on state too i believe
I think Cali is one of the states dont allow you to brew alcohol in any capacity
Of course its Cali
no one willingly lives trhere
but homeless people doing fentanly is completely fine
yesd
you are acting like the balkans are better
I remember they gave me morphine for the appendicitis
Which was 4 weeks ago
And I was trippin my balls out
based
never said they are
i got a heavy painkiller like that too
it was so good man
it got me sleepy
i couldn't feel any pain nothing
if i was in a comfortable place
i would sleep
but they put me in a real uncomfortable chair
surprised
they put me in a comfy ahh bed
I fell asleep before the anteshia kicked in
Same
They put blankets and stuff and it felt so warm
lol
same
yep
And I asked the doctor they said I was under for 2 hours
And I couldve sworn it was only 2 seconds
Woo boy once Anesthesia worn off
The world of pain is real
@grizzled meadow
Its a side effect yeh
i was crying because of the pain
Since they literally shut off your nerve
no this is the reason why i got the painkiller
Ah
it was a great feeling once the headache just faded away
I jug tylenol like candies in military
and normally when i get sleepy
its like my eyes sometimes start hurting
or just a really bad feel on my eyes
but the sleep that the painkillers gave was smooth
What was the condition that caused that
I am having digestive related migraine rn
And its annoying
Its not shooting pain
Its just there
I can feel the pressure on the back of my head
these migranes get really bad when i need to concentrate on school
because of exams and other things
i think this was one of those times
I used to have a throbbing headache once
Like zaza
And it was the worst 2 days of my life
It was from Covid too
So I was bed ridden for 2-3 days
And the worst headache I ever felt
I had it twice
The first one hit me when I was in the middle of desert
Near Death Valley
I was doing military exercise and including the heat it was ass
mf playing a open world survival game
oh you were in a exercise
2nd one hits while I was at work
It lasts like 2 days
The first one was 2 weeks
well covid caught you in the worst times
It was
Now I have chronic stomach pain
Hope its not cancerous
The chance is there however its like 2%
You will DIE
what is the meaning of this?
idk but i understood everything
no clue what he is saying but I completely understand
GAMBA
Nice lighter
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Onions
kitty you are so purtuguese
Jesus christ you peeled that poor woman!
Is this real?

yes
adult sized baby-man
That man has to be mentally ill and/or continuously on drugs
he is the most insecure billionaire
Just imagine if he knew how to shut up, everyone would think he was the cool one
wasn't the initial rise of his popularity mostly supported by the fact he kept his idiotic mouth mostly shut
the initial rise of his popularity is because people thought "he was one of us" and a "memelord"
since he reposted stuff from r/dankmemes on his social media
Hello. Hat shows arroyo all
it had to be done for science
Retard reinvents the wheel
its a blue green
@high meteor
Cranky cuz he has a Mercedes and you don't
Never forget the meme potential they STOLE from us.
insha'allah
1983
god bless
I don’t know what this is but it looks cringe
Yeah this is cringe
who do you think you are
i am looking respectfully
Are you being sillyous right meow
spit it out
Um don't you mean signalum?
#moddedminecraftmoment
flabbergasted

I mean this 100%, 1000%
We're all in brainfart because we keep smelling the syrup
Don't worry about it.
It's just Internet webshow with dark humour that's really about trust issues.
Number 23 I believe
Or is it the 21688th?
I forgor 💀
Since when did Dr. House get PTSD?
hi :3
Some even eat a spoon of honey in the morning to group the bacteria and take few swigs of rakija
Our distilleries can move 
Motorized
The dominatrix
ayo?
i remember her
whole internet got thirsty af a few years back
oh yeah they did
tho she had business with Crimeea bullshit so she was Russia's puppet or shit but ever since then apparently she took arms against other Russian high ranking deputies so they sent her away
She got politically silenced as of today
she was for or against the crimea thing?
pretty sure she was in favour of RU
coming soon to a pavement beneath an office window
@narrow lotus For some reason I just had a mental image of your bird with her head on it

Instead of bird noises, its just random slavic/stalker noises
your intrusive thoughts typed this comment
true
My mind right now:
Stop doing meth
they managed a tolerable first episode of fallout
everything after fucking sucked dick and balls
of course they made her an anime waifu
hmm wonder if i can watch it on a website
oh yeah i found it
41gb
b r u h
they were doing so well but the dumb shit really added up
costume work for wastelanders is just mad max 2
there's a lot more i want to say but i think it would spoil it
Any series made after a game doesnt end well from my experience
inb4 "but the leather armor is mad max armor"
basically im a fallout nerd and i'm malding about the fallout tv show
gonna go watch is as soon as gamma is done installing
i have complaints from every perspective too lmao
from the perspective of fallout 1 and 2, from the perspective of 3, from new vegas, and from 4
even as modern fallout slop goes, this is just hard to watch
what about it
so much
too much to explain
cant explain some of it without spoiling the show
the first episode is almost 2 hours long yeah?
idk
2 hours of good fallout media
gooning
Sounds about right
hru
Very sad
Gm
hi jelqo
certified serbian moment
yes they are die
No way they are 72
okay, where
@atomic crane hi :3
can you tell me if she gets a cooler gun than a needler in later episodes
like a 10mm or something
im on episode 4 and she hasnt wielded anything other than that stupid fucking dart gun
AHHHHH
let my bitch lockpick a safe or something
give her a .32 pleeease
@atomic crane wwyd if they pulled out the enclave in season 2
they would fuck it up and i would mald again
i would be happy to see colonel autumn in this show compared to some of the things i've seen so far
i wish they used the t45 instead of the t60
nothing against the t60 it just looks off compared to t45
"you again"
they're an insanely built up BoS chapter on the west coast, where is the t-51
Whats skibidi toilet, whats rizz, whats gyatt?
Come on dude its 2013, lets go play on our minecraft world like we usually do everyday after school
x01
since t60 was in 4 and clearly x01 would be suitable too
but at least t 60 looks like pre-war power armor
X-01 looks like enclave power armor but isnt
Whoever expected much from amazon tv series
alo
Alooo
yeah he's done nothing but whinge for 30 mins lmao
alo
it deserves all of my hatred, dont try to break my stride
i'm gonna keep going
I will it's boring
cant danse wear x-01
I can match with my hatred for foundation tv series
idk never put anything on him
i left all my companions in default shit i think lmao
dont remember
there are parts of the show i like
do i do mothership zeta or point lookout
PL
Do zeta first
Then grab alien weapons and do lookout
i didnt like zeta but the weapons are powerful as fuck
My run routes are usually Anchorage - Zeta - Lookout and then Pitt
i think that's what i did on my last playthrough
zeta for the guns
Alright i think I'm gonna buy incursion red river
lookout for the hell of it and the perks
No cap no cap fr deadass on a stack
the pitt for the story, the power armor, and i think there is a perk or two to get
Best PA is no doubt the Winter T51
what is you talking about?
FO3
Fallout3
my last playthrough was evil i let ashur continue to run the pitt so i could integrate him into the BoS again with rebuild the capital
I hate this game
FO3 is my least favorite tbh
Fallout 3 is fine-ish
Its extremely hard to mod
I won't shit on it as I haven't played it
So I usually just convert NV into Fallout 3
we play TTW in these parts
but leave it to the fallout community to shit on fallout
So I can stroll Capital Waste with Service Rifle
there are intricacies to the malding, ivan
we have like three generations of fallout
classic, good, and slop
I feel like that fallout malding has been going on for a week now
the show only came out this evening so i doubt it
NV doesn't count
Imagine the world where Bethesda gave Obsidian 2-3 years to finish New Vegas
We would actually achieve world peace
I dont know what that means
^ this the type of dude saying "fallout malding is boring... stop hating... every fallout game sucks"
Dude
stalker but in america
hehehehe
the western stalker
I am the only person who unironically enjoy FO76 and I am confident that I am the only one here
So that argument is invalid
frog likes it
stalker for people with no gun control laws
Frog is wrong
His opinions arent real
Tbh
Stalker but America is called Far Cry
AC games were never that interesting
In AC Mirage you can literally teleport to kill people
I'm sorry I said it
yeah the addition of "click button to win from afar" really changed it
i mean black flag had that but it was with a gun
the teleportation is just dumb
:3
i like alotta things
@broken topaz hi cori
do you know if theres any akimbo revolvers in capital punishment
i found some akimbo semi-pistols but those aint cowboy worthy
Hello all
@atomic crane thoughts on them using the fallout 4 assault rifle in the show?
I think they use it right, as a power armor gun
yeah i was cool with it since it was paired with the armor
sad it exists in the first place tho
it shoulda been just labeled an LMG in the game and chambered in .308
ye
or just add the fallout 3 guns
yeah
like the r91 and the chinese assault rifle
or add the classic fallout guns, that would've been cool
or the stuff from FNV
really anything other than what we got lmao
fallout 4 has so many guns that have 1 ammo type and are outclassed by something else a level later
like the combat rifle
the .308 combat rifle slaps but in .45 it gets outclassed by the SMG
.45 rifle???? and then theres an smg that uses the same ammo but shoots faster and has a higher mag
yeah
the combat rifle shouldn't have even been in the game tbh
combat shotgun shoulda been the fallout 3 one but remodeled a bit
it's bethesda's new fallout
😭
everything changing
also the damn uniques suck
they coulda done stuff that was already canon
real
fallout 4 has great gunplay
its just too bad all the guns are nasty
and the uhh
map is kinda meh
the buildings are borderline flourescent
Honkai Cringerail
3 unique harpoon guns, only 1 unique 10mm
Also 35 fps even on top rigs
In the city
Kekthesda
its funny because the mods that solve that are just
basic optimization
nothing insane
Fallout 4 if you get a never ending or explosive legendary its gg you dont use anything else
real
I kinda like the legendary effects
but they just made uniques useless
uniques woulda been cool if they all had unique models
to make them unique instead of just a normal gun with a shitty legendary effect
Too much work for AAA devs
AAAA
I expect nothing more from bethesda nowadays
iedy, they dont have the budget, cmon
I will wait eso6 with great weariness
True, Skyrim was the best indie game

ive given up on boothesda
Dont spoil or muted
what gun
I will watch the thing
dont tell me how she got it
10mm pistol
ok awesome
big surprise
the most basic gun in fallout
Ah yeah its in the trailers
a classic
The 10mm
its crazy how the tv show doesnt change how california looks
they actually filmed it live on set

If california were to be nuked, all that will be new would be the radiation i guess
i can go outside and it looks the exact same as the show
have you seen LA

and SF
a little bit
Donny teaches Clarence how to fight
https://linktr.ee/jarrad.wright
dont visit
its kinda garbage
its a tourist trap
like all big cities
man i thought they were just gonna ignore the fact that the NCR should be all over the fucking place in the areas the show is set
yeah
i know u little half life lover
you have no idea
abiotic factor next month
half life 1 survival game
assaultrons
@inland jackal ima para
true
a pigeon shit on my pants once
the stain is still there
@narrow lotus I bought tedy for today , with peach 
i also pogged
the mag fed revolver
it was weird looking but yeah
at the yaoi scene rn

Ima picke
the what
nema para
the yaoi gey
my god
what
a bucket.
you mean "there's more"
NEMA PICKE
am I the only person on earth
who never found SFM funny?
which sfm
Pootis engaged is fun
thats such a general statement
"sfm isnt funny"
sfm is just a way to make animations
there are dramatic sfms, funny sfms, all kinds of sfms
europa fm
Watch part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGJBUauU-CE
i've been working on that since 2019, i hope you will enjoy it, even though the second half of it is not as good as the first one
also, can u please not reupload that MR heavy dance to youtube, im going to do it myself
Еще у меня есть группа в ВК, но я наверное особо зависать там не буду...
Sfm is the most accesible and noob friendly animation software
But heres the caviat
Valve never updated it since 2009
It is broken as fuck
what does that have to do with what we were talkin about
Just triggered my PTSD cause I used that shit
Mm yes
Importing models from gmod and finding a way on how to fix a broken rig
@atomic crane thoughts on the one ghouls revolver?
lol what are your thoughts
cool but how tf does it fire more than 5 rounds
classic movie gun
my head canon is it's a modified ranger sequoia
a hunting revolver
from fnv
he reloads and it shows 4 shots
after firing 6 in a row

yeah
"You are 30% there" yea to losing my sanity
Not once, but not right now
SFM
I used to watch the same like 5 tf2 sfms 10 times in a row for like a month
and people wonder why I'm so braindead
L
1
69
555
I dont think there's that many
I literally don't remember fallout lore
no 
122 I think
or 122 planned, 121 built
hazy on vault 0
speaking of haze, look at that hilariously ironic header
oh my god bruh the fallout tv show just retconned fallout new vegas
Quieres?
im so done
"the world deserves a better ending" yeah the enclave
I still dont get how the vault that the protagonist is in has so many mutated ppl
Vault Tec is cooking something i swear
you talking tv show?
They look so weirdly inbred
Probably one of their experiments
Yeh the show
Inbreeding experiment
let me guess, showrunner never played a single fallout game and just heard radiation and instantly called the makeup department?
vault with asbestos-laced food
There is a fucking dude with one eye
nah they heard apocalypse and called up the mad max 2 costume designer
Dude is literally a cyclop
the guy who plays the ghoul literally said "I evaded playing any fallout games to do my own thing"
Did this vault experiment with ppl being inbred 134 times or this vault experiment with people genetic code being programmed by ChatGPT
god bless amazon burning money by the kiloton
i would guess FEV since that's fallout's scapegoat
Talk about AI
Some arts for the Fallout show is AI generated
Im not surprised they cut corner
Tbh even before ChatGPT
They were able to ChatGPT the fucking assault rifle
Thats why it looks so horrendeous
They'd cut a lot of corners if they film in detroit because it already looks post-apocalyptic
is it absolute garbage?
that's the worst part, someone actually decided this would be a nice design
wouldn't be surprised if it is
I'll start watching it for the sake of argument
it has a few redeemable parts but otherwise it's amazon and bethesda slop mixed in the same bowl
hopefully there's big booty latinas in it
I do not remember that guy from BoS
That assault rifle is so goofy
Shittiest design by far
They took the fo4 shit model and made it 2x bigger lul
Hey can I get out of exile
a lot of fallout designs are goofy
I've been a good boy haven't i
Atleast in Fallout show they able to make it looks Power Armor esque gun
No
In Fallout 4 it looks weird
Oh well
ok 1 minute in it feels terrible, forced "fan service" with the music
song choice completely out of place
im just trying to enjoy it for the redeemable parts
Uranium fever throughout whole movie would be good
no
showrunner played fallout 1 and 2 and liked them
then called up todd howard because he heard he was incharge of fallout now
unironically tho i think it was 3
ok the grognak tv teaser is pretty cool 
yeah it has some redeemable qualities
theres just so much to complain about tho
WHOA
BOOBA
yes
i think the cool shit outweighs the mediocre shit
Love em
Pay me 500 hundred doller
It's smoke jayney it's just a fire 
I'm digging it so far
black dude gets assaulted for racist reasons 
get the FUCK out my fallout shelter
you know YOUR kind aint welcome down here
wholesome interracial couples everywhere
i love it!!
already hate the vault design
its just fallout 4 vaults
whoa, that dude has a SCHNOZ
emergency butt plugs?
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mortar shells
what game was it where you just throw mortar shells
was it cod:waw
i know it was a ww2 game
i think it took place in the pacific theatre
COD WAW i believe
yes
fucking glorious the way they bang them on the knife to trigger the fuze
I'm pretty sick of set designers thinking they cute
whats cute tho
"hiding" graphic images
well its kinda meta because that's a graphic inside of a graphic

yo koko
did you see the gun the knights use?
crazy they got Paul Atreides to play the overseer
i cant screenshot this wtf
yeah...
i hate windows
it's not windows
"ouughhhh you cant screenshot video clients"
it's amazon
no it's amazon
they have some kind of script on the site that detects screenshotting
ok well go to episode 3 43:32 and look at his weird pistol
its like a deagle mixed with a laspistol
cring
emergency depleted uranium discarding SABOT's
Hank just drowned his son in law in the pickle barrel 
pickle barrel pickle barrel pickle barrel
man they REALLY like beating up black dudes 
*pretend to love
@glad carbon thoughts on the world's first impression of the brotherhood of steel being knight titus
arrogant prick and also a massive pussy
but otherwise a good show of the BoS
clearly brotherhood of steel knight material
prolly true to the west coast BoS
idk about that
wasn't the east coast BoS also a bunch of pussies
killing ur best soldier because you found out he was a robot (he didn't know)
no one in the BoS is a bunch of pussies lmao they're brainwashed into technology collecting badasses
:3

guys, wana play a game of cube brick?
any blacks playing?
see they love b.lagg p;eopl
fucking brainrot
Brainfart*
I swear brainfart can come up with a better show than this
ofc
i could come up with a better show
only downside is
solo
and ghouls
ye
maximus cranking his knob 
not maxibust




