🎪bruh-fart

[tulip ravine]

In fairness most good recipes do tell you timing

But to be fair y

You should learn how to tell things are done without using a timer

Makes shit so much easier

[gusty willow]

He can't make a bottle?

[green schooner]

Good ol eye balling it

[gusty willow]

Sounds like you'll have 3 kids

[pastel quartz]

suppose yeah, making babyfood is as simple as making coffee

[tulip ravine]

Bad, difference in ovens / pans can be immense from my experience

[true sedge]

i imagine most ppl who cant cook are teenagers who dont want to hog the oven, but shepherds pie/lasagna is pretty easy to learn

[gusty willow]

You should show him how to do stuff to keep himself and the kids alive

[pastel quartz]

seeing as some of it is in a powder form, and it just requires hot water

[gusty willow]

Like what if you get sick

[green schooner]

Just eat MRE’s

[gusty willow]

They're fucked

[green schooner]

[tulip ravine]

I tried a mre before

I didn’t shit for a day

[green schooner]

I know

They do that

[tulip ravine]

Fuck sake I got 6 hours of drinking to do

[gusty willow]

Hurry up

[tulip ravine]

32 pound should be enough

That’s what

[gusty willow]

Make it 5

[tulip ravine]

15 beers?

Pretty relaxed night out then not too much

[gusty willow]

Make it a 30

[pastel quartz]

I expect packaged ramen at that point, and yeah, I will, the only time I trust him with taking care of them is only after the twins'll be able to think for themselves, gain consciousness

[gusty willow]

That's not great

Teach him before they come

Or you'll have a useless husband

I can promise you that

[pastel quartz]

I will, in the process of doing that

[true sedge]

thats about 3 pints

[gusty willow]

My step dad is 70 and can't cook. When my mom doesn't feel like cooking he doesn't eat lol

[true sedge]

[pastel quartz]

that bad huh?

[gusty willow]

Yupp

[pastel quartz]

guess I gotta make sure my better half doesnt become dependent of me

[gusty willow]

He already is it sounds like

[pastel quartz]

no not really, he can clean up after himself, do adult things, its just cooking and being a parent

[river zealot]

damn

based

[green schooner]

You get issued one

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

less based part Is I sold that gun, so I could safely get back to my normal life in paris

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

I didnt sell it for a low price though, I just took 1% off the price I bought it with

[green schooner]

Just ask him for one

He can walk outside and grab one

And snuggle it for you

Smuggle*

[pastel quartz]

it is a genuine kalashnikov concern one, I will not lowball that

[pastel quartz]

hard

[pastel quartz]

best chances he could get is an ak-74m or an ak-12

[green schooner]

Still

It’s a ak

Maybe a asval

Or pkm

[pastel quartz]

true, still a reliable 5.45 ak

[quaint ore]

Funniest part is that Japanese call europeans 'Translucent' not white

[green schooner]

The Japanese called polish “true samurai’s”

Take that as you will

[quaint ore]

They are quite incosistent with their ideologies

[pastel quartz]

translucent, what does that mean

[quaint ore]

Straight up a cope for Japs cause they view white skin color as beautiful, but they hate foreigners so they come up with everything to call them ugly

Also if you are black in Japan, good fucking luck.

[quaint ore]

You basically look like a demon to older folks.

[pastel quartz]

that aint too far off from parisians, except less of skin color and more on how a foreigner speaks french fluently

[quaint ore]

I never was to Paris, and I dont know whether I should bother visiting it at some point.

[green schooner]

I’m going to speak only English and not even learn a little French and go to Paris

[pastel quartz]

dont

[green schooner]

If you like riots yes

[pastel quartz]

take it from poeple who went here, don't.

[quaint ore]

I can roast the french by saying:

One of your best military units is made up of foreigners, you are so bad at wars you need people from other nations to fight them for you.

[green schooner]

TRUE

[grizzled meadow]

[green schooner]

It’s not political

[pastel quartz]

french military turned to british tactics, thats what the uk did in the napoleonic wars

[green schooner]

It’s about the FFL

[grizzled meadow]

Napoleon mentioned

⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️

[green schooner]

It’s stella

[grizzled meadow]

0 days without mentioning Napoleon

[green schooner]

So

[pastel quartz]

you want him mentioned?

okay

[grizzled meadow]

You already did it

[pastel quartz]

guess why I chose a specific canadian dude? because he's 5'6 and speaks french (while not being totally french but its close to corsican)

[green schooner]

Napoleon was a short king

[river zealot]

yeah yeah we get it

no need to repeat it 10 times

[remote vine]

Wasn’t that confirmed to be made up by the Brits

[green schooner]

Yeah

He was average height back then

[pastel quartz]

nononononono you dont use "king" to adress him, that undermines all the efforts what the french revolution did back then

last time there was a king, he got beheaded on a guilliotine

and a queen too

fuckin monarchies

[green schooner]

I don’t give a fuck about France

Or their history

He is a short king

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/4-a-NnuZODM

[pastel quartz]

fair

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-abatukam-gif-26360022

https://tenor.com/view/gyatt-how-bout-da-pwicksh-face-when-he-saw-da-gyatt-gyat-sopranos-when-you-see-the-gyatt-gif-9314311709754884353

[green schooner]

The pricks face when he saw the gyatt

[placid sail]

for every thousand short kings suffering the disdain of wemen, god creates one stella, who out of strange turn of events and one precise hit on the head with a rock, actually prefers short guys more

the catch is that she's still rare, and you gotta be french

god is willing to help, but not make it easy

[river zealot]

im just like napoleon fr

[placid sail]

(oh and she is also hit on the head)

[green schooner]

I am not

[placid sail]

(maybe god isn't really trying to make it easy or helping in any way)

[green schooner]

True

[robust cove]

gey?

[river zealot]

no

short

(king)

[robust cove]

same thing

[river zealot]

[green schooner]

Nerd

[sage otter]

It was to insult a uncultured english person, more important than sleep

[tidal trellis]

hi im back

I had pizzer

[proud torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470441681549000706/970277024964964352/b24e740e036eaf2156401ba24da412a60f11930286615b1a729e21030ad68bb2_1.mp4

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/494467860198850562/1227638594651553802/GKz4SIQW8AAeggW.png?ex=66292289&is=6616ad89&hm=0f42b4cba3a51dbc26a81c11b5bf68d4ed6cb635e45a1f5bd98a78efc5caf100&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=390&height=350

[storm stream]

[sage otter]

https://imgur.com/HleTubz

[placid sail]

https://coub.com/view/3e79qu

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-get-on-helldivers-2-helldivers-get-on-democracy-gif-330393969631516406

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis im about to be chewed out

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[tidal trellis]

what did u do

[green schooner]

Not wear my class A’s

[tidal trellis]

bruh moment

[green schooner]

I didn’t feel it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[placid sail]

I have a question for you iedy

[plucky void]

https://vxtwitter.com/rageofberserk/status/1777730270151795058

[robust cove]

Why is there not a single sopranos emote Falco smh

[ruby minnow]

i love stockholm syndrome

i hate this game but i love it

[grizzled meadow]

Because I don't have them

[ruby minnow]

falco we need sopranos emotes

or else i'll lower your kebab pay per month

[robust cove]

NOO THAT'S HIS ONLY FOOD FOR THE MONTH

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888516333568925716/1227370251784556645/MBF_AWM.mp4?ex=6628289f&is=6615b39f&hm=775799d762ae2c03ca168027d208713a9ada903449fb6d30991ac9f089ea24d2&

[ruby minnow]

reposted for the 100th time

[inland jackal]

didnt know fr

[ruby minnow]

mmm arma 3 and ron ports

[green schooner]

Mikeburmfire

Best guy

[green schooner]

I hate the sorpranos

[grizzled meadow]

Charon will be removed until further notice (never)

[ruby minnow]

you will find a horse head in your bed in 1 bussines day

[green schooner]

I already do

[inland jackal]

whos that

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-smoking-cigarette-lord-of-war-taking-a-drag-gif-20367466

[green schooner]

Lame movie

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/timeout-gif-12975321950793306050

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/na-naprava-za-izdelovanječevapčičev-gif-20995201

[dreamy flax]

spice7, your new nickname is Flame

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-fire-burn-flame-gif-5042503

[pastel quartz]

pling pling plong

[pastel quartz]

what happned

what did you do

[green schooner]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/дерево-gif-10976914554077547861

[pastel quartz]

same

[pastel quartz]

zack hazard and mike burnfire :D

[fading shuttle]

gods most painful fucking campaign

[grizzled meadow]

Do it again

[lusty sonnet]

Lame movie

[pastel quartz]

Dude is that fallout hoi4? i tried playing hoi4 years ago but I was too dumb to understand it, but i may have to learn it so i can play that

[fading shuttle]

mod is called old world blues

[green schooner]

[fading shuttle]

i played as lanius and rebelled against caesar cus ai wife told me that if i did it she would make me great empire

[pastel quartz]

thanks! I used to suck at strategy games when I was younger but now that I'm less of an idiot I'm enjoying these kind of games more and more

[fading shuttle]

ai wife

[pastel quartz]

like younger me would've HATED kenshi, but look at me now with 45 hours in it in 4 days

I need to start playing rimworld

[fading shuttle]

fyi, owb has a lot of fanmade lore, since there isnt enough lore to fill out the regions

[pastel quartz]

that game looks sick, my entire family apart from my mother is crazy for it

[pastel quartz]

I'm cool with that, as long as its decently written i see no issue

[ruby minnow]

yeah

that one is obivious

[fading shuttle]

i really like some of the more paranormal factions, like the bone dancers and the chained choir

[ruby minnow]

if they decided to do a more canon version

there would be like

[pastel quartz]

my solo skeleton in kenshi is becoming a menace, I solo cleared all of stack just with him, and i have a mod on that makes it so 3 npcs can attack the same target at once instead of slowly taking turns so it was even harder

[ruby minnow]

4 or 5 factions in the map

[fading shuttle]

wow, 6 factions

[ruby minnow]

legion

jackals

khans

NCR

[fading shuttle]

jackals?

[ruby minnow]

brotherhood of steel

[fading shuttle]

they arent even a faction

[ruby minnow]

the raiders

[fading shuttle]

in the game

[ruby minnow]

well they can become one if we turn the lore a bit

i mean do you know what happened to them after fnv?

maybe they became larger

maybe they got destroyed

[fading shuttle]

there would be the white legs, new caanan, ncr, arroyo, legion, lanius, vegas, vegas brotherhood, lost hills chapter, klamath, reno

modoc

[ruby minnow]

tbh don't really need to seperate vegas brotherhood and brotherhood

[fading shuttle]

eh, you sorta do, since they are separated ingame

[narrow lotus]

[ruby minnow]

its not like they are seperate

[fading shuttle]

since vegas brotherhood starts being lead by elijah

[ruby minnow]

they are still the same brotherhood

[ruby minnow]

no

after mcnamara took control

[fading shuttle]

yes? have you played the mod bro

[ruby minnow]

it turned to codex

[fading shuttle]

the brotherhood starts being lead by elijah

[ruby minnow]

oh you're talking about the hoi4 mod story

[fading shuttle]

and then if you fail, then mcnamara takes over

[robust cove]

Finally

Now do Delight please 😊

[ruby minnow]

so in the hoi4 mod

its before the war in helios one

[fading shuttle]

yes

[ruby minnow]

oh ok we're on the same page now

[fading shuttle]

and there is no courier in the mod

[ruby minnow]

yeah then they would be seperated

is there path in vegas brotherhood to actually follow orders and take hoover dam

or does the game force you to take helios

[fading shuttle]

there is a path where you can take elijah and harness the powers of big mt and the sierra madre

its very funny, you poison the entire wasteland

[robust cove]

I know fuck all about nv endings

[ruby minnow]

so what he wanted to do in the normal game

[fading shuttle]

yes, but this time he does it while leading the brotherhood chapter

[ruby minnow]

damn that would be scary

[robust cove]

Why would you side with the dementor

[fading shuttle]

also if you fuck up the big mt focus, they become a faction and you have to kill them, else they take over and start doing even worse shit

[ruby minnow]

well they did want to spread to the wasteland and lobotimise people after all

[fading shuttle]

my current run involves a very rebellious lanius with highly advanced tech given to him by an ai goddess

and i am currently dying trying to hold legion and ncr territory

[ruby minnow]

but reddit said if lanius took over it would be way better

[robust cove]

Fallout Dust mod does a pretty nice job of showing the wasteland after the independent new vegas ending

[fading shuttle]

if he had an ai mommy to tell him to not be a nutcase, yes

[ruby minnow]

which independent one

[robust cove]

Reddit also smells their own farts

[ruby minnow]

there is like 10 differnet choices inside of that ending

[robust cove]

Which ever ones end with the Courier telling the ncr to fuck off

[ruby minnow]

well courier does that in every one

[robust cove]

Then there is your answer

[fading shuttle]

we fuckin did it lads

we made lanius a republican

[robust cove]

This guy did a really nice job of breaking down everything that happens in fallout dust. I recommend it if you ever watched the Storyteller
https://youtu.be/1C2f2o0fmN0?si=iwmAa6zrmYujd3SW

[robust cove]

The fuck

The Res Publica

[ruby minnow]

why didn't you destroy white legs yet

[fading shuttle]

why should i

they are hard to reach and dont matter

i gotta plan to invade texas

[ruby minnow]

so provisional republics?

[fading shuttle]

yes

[robust cove]

Oh no they might throw spears at you

Bite your ankles or something

[ruby minnow]

they have 50 cal snipers and tommmy guns

well do they in the hoi4 mod

[fading shuttle]

my legion has robots and fuckin laser swords at this point, we aint your babies legion with shitty little gladiuses

[robust cove]

That dlc makes fuck all sense

[lone cedar]

https://www.vg247.com/fallout-tv-show-series-review
speaking of fallout

[fading shuttle]

ai mommy taught us how to not suck and the answer is use technology

[ruby minnow]

this isn't your grandmothers legion that uses waves of people with machetes to weaken the enemy and then send the main people in

we got laser swords in this bitch

[fading shuttle]

we got fuckin securitrons

[robust cove]

Le cash grab show is le good

I don't believe that for anything

[fading shuttle]

we aint your grandmas legion

[ruby minnow]

fallout tv show is going to suck

i'm pretty sure of that

[lone cedar]

goes to watch anyway

[robust cove]

I only had to see a single scene and I know it's absolute slop

[robust cove]

Who?

[ruby minnow]

if it gets pirated

sure

but i won't pay to watch it

[lone cedar]

who pays to watch

[robust cove]

I won't even watch it if someone pays ne smartass

[lone cedar]

[ruby minnow]

oh man and they are going to consider this show canon right

[fading shuttle]

also lanius renamed vegas to "Nova Byzantion"

[ruby minnow]

bethesda is going to fuck up fallouts lore more

[lone cedar]

ok now toddie release the next gen version

[robust cove]

Of course

[lone cedar]

do not seek fallout 76 lore

[robust cove]

who could have guessed that's even possible

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-bethesda-elder-scrolls-oblivion-laughing-gif-27490544

[ruby minnow]

i wonder how fallout 5 is going to fuck the story and lore up

they'll be like "we added better power armor system and better weapons"

but the story is just missing

dialouges are trash

[lone cedar]

hold ur horses , get an ssd, watch loading screens

[robust cove]

Just look at starfield

Do you think that's an improvement over their previous releases?

[lone cedar]

its not a bethesda game its a shit game

[green schooner]

Power armor system was already fine in fallout new Vegas and prior

[lone cedar]

u didnt have that much exploration anyways

[robust cove]

Same thing

[lone cedar]

in fallout 4 u at least have that

[green schooner]

Fallout 4 on its way to have the most anti climax ending ever

[ruby minnow]

fallout 4 fucking sucks so much oh my god

[green schooner]

(I slept through it)

[robust cove]

I just want something that will be even better to mod

[lone cedar]

fallout mod it for sandbox survival, instantly better game

[green schooner]

Fallout 4 players on their way to mod their game to oblivion

[ruby minnow]

i only download fallout 4 for taking screenshots

[fading shuttle]

the funny

[ruby minnow]

the game is not enjoyable otherwise

[green schooner]

Fallout was known for great story telling

[ruby minnow]

vanilla fallout 4

[green schooner]

not sandbox

[ruby minnow]

sucks so much

[robust cove]

Yeah, but now compare it to starfield and it's absolute kino - which is a bad thing yes

[ruby minnow]

i could come up with a better story for fallout 4 in 30 minutes then what they came up with for years

[lone cedar]

peak story is fallout 1 in the fallout franchise

[green schooner]

New Vegas and

1 and 2

are good

3 was meh

4 was shit

76 was shit

we don’t talk about brotherhood

[robust cove]

Crazy take there sir

[ruby minnow]

that's a fangame

idk why you included it

[lone cedar]

3 had one thing going for it, its the first person perspective, was mind blowing playing it as a kid

[ruby minnow]

that's just fanfiction

[green schooner]

cause it has fallout to the bane

[green schooner]

I say fallout is meh cause the story is meh the gameplay is fun

[ruby minnow]

well if i name my porn game fallout:patrolling for deathclaw pussy

are you going to include it

[green schooner]

no

sorry ma’am

[ruby minnow]

well but tbh it will have a better story then fallout 4

[lone cedar]

fallout 3 had goated DLCs

[green schooner]

The DLC’s are great

I mean the base game

but in the end fallout 3 walked so fallout new Vegas can run

so in personal opinion it’s not that bad of a game

[lone cedar]

but the vanilla ones is meh, beside that one quest where the quest is the hotel/ghouls
If u let them in
after few days later the hotel is overrun by them

[ruby minnow]

every dlc of fallout games are goated

[lone cedar]

''coexist''

[green schooner]

TRUE

[ruby minnow]

expect for nuka world

[green schooner]

anchorage and

[ruby minnow]

it doesn't even work

[green schooner]

uhh

lonesome road

Are the top

[ruby minnow]

far harbor is a great dlc

[green schooner]

and dead money

[ruby minnow]

its far better then what fallout 4 is

[green schooner]

I played it it was ok

[high meteor]

im mixed about nuka

[ruby minnow]

i couldn't play it

[high meteor]

one hand i like the new area

[ruby minnow]

it was just broken

[high meteor]

damn

[lone cedar]

ngl kinda mimir at lonesome road
bro decided wants to throw nuke cus i delieverd a package

but cool voice actor

[ruby minnow]

bull bear

bear bull

[high meteor]

bull bear

[ruby minnow]

bull bull bear

bear

cum courier

[robust cove]

Yup

[ruby minnow]

bull bear

bear

[green schooner]

yeah but lonesome is for

[high meteor]

the bull and the bear

[ruby minnow]

bull

[green schooner]

Lore

[ruby minnow]

bull

[green schooner]

people

[ruby minnow]

bear

the bull came so did the bear

[high meteor]

the upgrades eddie got from the dlc were great

[atomic crane]

the bear comes

[lone cedar]

old world blues = fav from new vegas and tbh dead money just cus im a masochist

[ruby minnow]

dead money made me think i was playing a first person mod for a souls game

[atomic crane]

why is OWB your favorite, lobotomite

[lone cedar]

DOG GOD

[ruby minnow]

!courier

[split canyon]

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[robust cove]

I liked that new vegas did a direct reference to Nuka Break, fan made fallout series if someone doesnt know

[ruby minnow]

its only a sign tho

that many people won't use

[atomic crane]

the GRA dlc did a reference

[ruby minnow]

and you have to have 30 speech so that you can say No to mick and get to his secret stash of weapons

[robust cove]

How often does a AAA game aknowledge anything made by fans

[atomic crane]

back in those days it was a lot more plausible

[robust cove]

Nah

[atomic crane]

and obsidian were based

[robust cove]

Yes

[ruby minnow]

but now obsidian sucks

[lone cedar]

this dlc is so fucking good man shat myself

also its re-created in FO4 now

[robust cove]

Yeahh

[ruby minnow]

people who say "obsidian should do another fallout game" are retarded

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1227606243829354526/IMG_2985.png?ex=66290468&is=66168f68&hm=e84fc6e56b98584ab3a57ca287dfb59a6eda6f76b23f9a67b554ecebbf4d312d&

[lone cedar]

obsidian should do another fallout game

[ruby minnow]

they're not the same obsidian that made fnv after all

[lone cedar]

(will do better than toddy)

[robust cove]

I mean, how many original employees are there now lol

[atomic crane]

point lookout was really cool

[ruby minnow]

idk the janitor?

[high meteor]

we should just mod fallout into skyrim

boom fallout 5

[atomic crane]

Fallout: Last Seed

[lone cedar]

ok toddy now release fallout 4 next gen update

[robust cove]

Reminds me of back 4 blood

THIS GAME IS MADE BY LEFT4DEAD DEVELOPERS

and it's like 5 people, where most key left4dead developers were from Valve lol

[lone cedar]

how hard is it to optimize the game, release 4k patch and 60 fps patch

[atomic crane]

this writer is pulling this out of his pussy

[plain finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920786438239440966/1227552687625732098/1712733008737191_IMG_7314.jpg?ex=6628d287&is=66165d87&hm=9456634610e3271f9f8c5085d4f9c426c00b59b522b5fdb0e5202a7503bf9fbc&

[atomic crane]

name a single adaptation that did the original game any justice

you CANT

[ruby minnow]

i mean there is not many things wrong with NCR

you live under that same government in real life

[green schooner]

Corruption

[plain finch]

they want me to pay taxes

[green schooner]

Weak government

[ruby minnow]

so?

[high meteor]

i will not pay taxes

[green schooner]

unstable economy

[ruby minnow]

the same government you live under

its the closest one to the reality

[green schooner]

TRUE

[lone cedar]

i will NOT put my balls in sulfuric acid

[plain finch]

the NCR is a californian government, syno

[atomic crane]

NCR is fine, it might fall apart if it gets stretched too large tho

[green schooner]

they already struggle with that

so

[robust cove]

Oh noooo, not corruption, I can't imagine living in a world controlled by corrupted politicians

[atomic crane]

compared to the rest of the world, NCR is nice

[green schooner]

That’s why they are destined to lose the war against the legion

unless the courier steps in

[ruby minnow]

HAHAHAHAHA

[green schooner]

[lone cedar]

NCR bad because goverment

[atomic crane]

just make sure you live in california

not anywhere else

[lone cedar]

legion good cus femboys

boomers good cus boom boom

[green schooner]

I don’t want to go to federal prison

[lone cedar]

omertas good cus godfather roleplay

[plain finch]

how about neither

if i could join the enclave i would

[green schooner]

Same

[atomic crane]

yeah what bruh

[lone cedar]

enclave 404 missing

[green schooner]

enclave is

[atomic crane]

legion femboys

[green schooner]

The best

[robust cove]

More like Sopranos really

[atomic crane]

legion doesnt fuck femboys they just fuck boys, they're roman

[ruby minnow]

NCR officials send few troops to the frontlines with legion

[lone cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout2-dornan-gif-27283506

SOLDIER WHY ARE U NOT AT UR POST

[ruby minnow]

and pay mercenaries to do their jobs

i wonder where i have seen that before

idk

a thing a called

[high meteor]

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

[ruby minnow]

invasion of iraq

[atomic crane]

the congo crisis of the 60s

[ruby minnow]

NCR is literally a real world government

these guys have bringed back the old world

[lone cedar]

Bro got disappointed when he figured they sent an idiot to serve

[fading shuttle]

rip texas

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/hold-your-horses-horse-slow-down-halt-stop-gif-6897480104487456498

[atomic crane]

you cut the tip of the star off

[ruby minnow]

well i mean this is not political

unless we decide to make it

its just the fact

not many troops were sent in

and there was failure

[robust cove]

Wait for a mod and he'll make it

[ruby minnow]

just like how NCR doesn't send enough soldiers to fight legion

[atomic crane]

mods be like "shut up syno what the fuck is wrong with you. rule 25: no politics."

[lone cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEDCupW-6dA

[atomic crane]

5 day mute

[lone cedar]

PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES?/

WHO THE F--I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS

[robust cove]

"+ 10 extra days for being turkish"

[atomic crane]

a racist gamma moderator lmao

[ruby minnow]

i will not give names

but

i know them

[robust cove]

Unheard of! (Don't ask an italian mod what he thinks of the french )

[lone cedar]

YOU JUST SIT TIGHT AND ILL ORDER UP A LITTLE CELEBRATION FOR YA. INCLUDING FIREWORKS

[fading shuttle]

thanks mom

[atomic crane]

which gamma moderator are you:

1. the racist
2. the racist
3. the racist
4. the racist
5. the racist

[ruby minnow]

wait i've seen this artwork somewhere before

[ruby minnow]

i know for a period of time

some people thought

i was a mod for some reason

[fading shuttle]

made for the mod, yes, it was the title screen for a bit

[robust cove]

Were you a tight ass or something?

[lone cedar]

what is this riot games

[ruby minnow]

no i didn't do anything

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yba-staff-gif-25987870

[ruby minnow]

people just thought like that

[atomic crane]

YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY YOBBITY

[ruby minnow]

i haven't dm'ed a mod for a year

[high meteor]

oh no

Iedy is here

[robust cove]

"He hates mongols, he must be a moderator"

[lone cedar]

hi muchacho

[ruby minnow]

"He's openly racist in the chat he must be a moderator"

[fading shuttle]

hah

[atomic crane]

oh no

dont do it

[fading shuttle]

i am a changed man, i only want to heal the wasteland\

mom will get angry at me if i dont

[atomic crane]

nooo dont create the republicus americanus

[ruby minnow]

wasn't her name like neptune or something

[atomic crane]

you're so sexy ahah

[fading shuttle]

i already have you fool

[ruby minnow]

"Haha don't kill yourself you know so much about roman history"

[atomic crane]

"nooo dont quote marcus aurelius you're so sexy ahah"

[ruby minnow]

man i love agarthans

i love Hannibal

[fading shuttle]

my favorite part of this entire playthrough was lanius asking Diana (ai mommy) who the fuck alexander the great was, and if he was so great why wasnt he a legionary

[ruby minnow]

i love sending 20 thousand elephants to italy

[fading shuttle]

art does hit hard doe

[atomic crane]

wait he actually has like little dialogue options with his AI mommy?

[ruby minnow]

yeah it goes hard

[fading shuttle]

yeah, cus she tries to teach him how to be a better ruler

[atomic crane]

im launching old world blues

[ruby minnow]

tbh if i was a leader

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gladiator-approved-thumbs-up-gif-5143856

[fading shuttle]

the lanius cohorts fuckin tough to do though, you will have to win a back to back war against the legion and the ncr

[ruby minnow]

that wanted to massacre masses

and my ai mommy says no don't do that that's bad

[atomic crane]

abby de-uggofied

[ruby minnow]

i would destroy her

[narrow lotus]

dude what fucking game is this

[atomic crane]

old world blues mod for HOI4

[fading shuttle]

hearts of iron 4 old world blues mod

[ruby minnow]

hoi4 fallout mod

[narrow lotus]

lol

[robust cove]

Dayum, maybe I will play tlou

[lone cedar]

muggy the goat

[narrow lotus]

he doesnt know

[fading shuttle]

art has the exact same vibe of meeting gwynevere in dark souls 1

[fading shuttle]

yes he doesnt

[naive bison]

check your twitter account ur banned

[fading shuttle]

diana tries to teach him important lessons and hes like "who are these greeks you speak of"

[placid sail]

iedy

iedy

[high meteor]

hai busy

[ruby minnow]

its actually funny

the only member of the legion that knows roman history is ceasar

[placid sail]

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO IGNORE ME BIRD PERSON.

[high meteor]

I WILL IGNORE YOU KITTEN

[atomic crane]

does lanius start with ai mommy or is it a focus

[placid sail]

not you

[lone cedar]

DONT TALK TO ME SKIBIDI TOILET

[ruby minnow]

focus i think

[robust cove]

Bruh so clingy

Marry him why dont ya

[placid sail]

FUCKING IEDY

COME HERE THIS INSTANT

STOP HIDING

[robust cove]

I bet you would

[ruby minnow]

busy will yell "So no head" and throw his phone onto the bed

[lone cedar]

no head????

[narrow lotus]

oi yes

Y E S

[placid sail]

a question

[robust cove]

Gey son or thot daughter

[placid sail]

what will happen if you mix human and goat DNA?

[pastel quartz]

both

[ruby minnow]

the 1 platoon division watching me enter their borders with 4 tank divisions and 10 infantry divisions

[atomic crane]

gey son

[pastel quartz]

completonist playthrough

[atomic crane]

g*y is back on the slurs list boys

[ruby minnow]

!gay

[narrow lotus]

well , probably nothing , aside from degeneracy

its HOW you want to mix them

[placid sail]

you will get thrown out of the contact zoo

[ruby minnow]

don't you know goatman?

[narrow lotus]

[robust cove]

[pastel quartz]

Busy fucking goats again?

[green schooner]

gey son

[high meteor]

[pastel quartz]

not based

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/lamar-franklin-lamar-roasts-franklin-gif-20079680

[ruby minnow]

child neglect

[ruby minnow]

or sent to afghanistan

[narrow lotus]

Bro Star Wars Outlaws is a game?

[robust cove]

I know thats your answer, you are one

[narrow lotus]

I thought it was a shit spinoff movie

[ruby minnow]

a shitty one

but yes

[atomic crane]

wtf lmao

[narrow lotus]

ofc its shit but htey made a game kekkkkkkkkkk

[green schooner]

have a common whore or kill your bloodline

[high meteor]

that assassin droid in the coat makes me wonder why we always play as humans

[green schooner]

females don’t carry the blood

so

[robust cove]

Blow up your family

Ez

[narrow lotus]

oh is manor lords out

??

[green schooner]

only 1 sister

[ruby minnow]

somebody asked me

why my friend josh

blew himself up and his 2 children

[narrow lotus]

26 april bruh

[robust cove]

Took me a second

[atomic crane]

@fading shuttle is this the focus you take for ai mommy?

[green schooner]

And 2 brothers

my bloodline is continuing 🗣️

[fading shuttle]

nope, take over the northern faction, the priests

and she will contact you and give you a choice

[atomic crane]

oh

[ruby minnow]

i only have one brother which is real good and bad

[atomic crane]

focus for it or nah?

[ruby minnow]

good because he cares about me a lot

bad because he messes only with me

[fading shuttle]

dies irae is the focus to attack the priests

its not a focus, its a unique event

[green schooner]

The other brother we don’t really talk about him

but my other one is same mother

[ruby minnow]

who is he voldemort?

[green schooner]

And close age group

[green schooner]

disowned

[narrow lotus]

🤡

[ruby minnow]

oh if we're taking the whole family into the picture

i have 2 sisters

[green schooner]

yeah I’m talking whole

[ruby minnow]

2 sisters that i have never met

but know that they exist

[green schooner]

lmfao

i know mine

[atomic crane]

this writer doesnt know shit

50% of fallout 4 is dealing with fallout 3's aftermath

[ruby minnow]

even institute

even tho its a really small thing

technically it still is

[placid sail]

Syno having his hopeless one-man war for fallout lore against journalists and writers of bethesda themselves who completely gave up on it long time ago

[ruby minnow]

real

[fading shuttle]

mom and dad are fighting again

[high meteor]

is that legate lanius

[crimson flame]

join them

[fading shuttle]

yes

[atomic crane]

that art goes way too hard

some fallout dark souls shit

[fading shuttle]

she pretty much is just ai gwynevere

https://tenor.com/view/gwynevere-dark-souls-from-software-fromsoft-sunlight-princess-gif-20346320

[green schooner]

boobs?

[high meteor]

illusionary boobs😔

[gilded blade]

Time to shoot this bitch with some arrows

[fading shuttle]

hows your alliance with mom going

[zealous remnant]

No feet?

[gilded blade]

Meowmachine be like

[fading shuttle]

by mars we shall make mexico roman alhamdullilah

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[fading shuttle]

that is how long it took me to get this far yes

never fuckin playing lanius again this was painful

[placid sail]

what aren you on about

[fading shuttle]

what aren you on about

mom

[atomic crane]

i havent even unpaused the game yet

still looking at lanius's focus tree

[fading shuttle]

bruh

you know the focus tree is gonna get replaced

[atomic crane]

i found the focus for twin mommies but the rest is cool to read

[fading shuttle]

the moment you get the alliance with momma

[atomic crane]

oh that's nice, i was wondering why there was just an abrupt end to the twin mommies focuses

[placid sail]

what's the game

[fading shuttle]

also heres a tip, try to hold off the war with the legion for as long as possible, its gonna suck since you will have to fight the ncr aswell

[atomic crane]

hoi4 owb mod?

[atomic crane]

oh god

[placid sail]

oh god

[fading shuttle]

old world blues, fallout mod for hoi4

[placid sail]

hearts of iron fallout mod

unhinged people

[atomic crane]

they'll have to go through caesar to get to me though theoretically

[fading shuttle]

they wont be allied dont worry, but you will have to defeat them both back to back

yes, usually you kill caesar alongside the ncr and then you have a clusterfuck of a fight against the ncr

[atomic crane]

these focuses lead to mommy, right?

[fading shuttle]

no

i told you, the focus tree changes the moment she contacts you

and you agree to her alliance

these are the standard ones where you kill her

[atomic crane]

oh so you dont take a focus to contact her, you just conquer them and then she contacts you

[fading shuttle]

you border her, and she contacts you

[atomic crane]

oh

i am coming, mother

[fading shuttle]

you use that early focus called "dies irae" and kill these boys, and then she will contact you in a bit, in the meantime continue conquering the other stuff

[placid sail]

YOOOOOOO

[fading shuttle]

fun fact, the concept for the twin mothers and Diana comes from the cancelled fallout 3 van buren

[placid sail]

yyyyyyyooiooooooooo

https://youtu.be/krDFltgjLtE

[atomic crane]

does your tech tree change at all?

[atomic crane]

or doctrines?

[tidal trellis]

thats welcoming

[fading shuttle]

she gives you access to higher techs over time, so you will by the end have access to advanced tech, unlike the legions basic tech

[lunar brook]

Holy shit best videogame: 2?

Chat is this real

[atomic crane]

lanius starts off going down conventional warfare which sounds counterintuitive for twin mommies robot warriors

[ruby minnow]

ho ho ho holy shit chaahtaathath is tihis real chat

[fading shuttle]

best go down asymetric or conventional, the robots are a bit expensive and not too practical to use until the end game

cus the biggest issue with most of the lanius game is that you will always be the underdog, so you have to make good use of resources

[atomic crane]

i think i understand what i must do

[fading shuttle]

yeh, asymmetric is the defacto legion doctrine

theres also the outsider one which is useless unless you use ghouls or super mutants

[atomic crane]

i wonder why lanius starts out with conventional

he really seems like an asymmetric warfare doctrine kind of guy

[fading shuttle]

he makes big use of the uh, chariots

so technically conventional is good for him cus it boosts everything motorised

but the chariots are giga expensive so i go asymmetric

also lanius doesnt really seem the type to enjoy trickery in warfare, he is very much a conventional warfare man

[pastel quartz]

another holy nation city solo'd, wonder how hard the next one will be

[pastel quartz]

would

[grizzled meadow]

Iedy nooo

[visual stirrup]

Are you just now realizing that iedy is such a degenerate?

[inland jackal]

iedy is just alex alt

[grizzled meadow]

I knew it for a long time

Mf is either horny or based, no inbetween

Best moderator ever

[placid sail]

I like self-checking

it appeared even in the hobo chain shops now, and it allows me to quickly buy my shit while the whole queue and the cashier all are super fucking slow and want to die

[heavy peak]

Cashier experience

[river zealot]

i didnt know you played hoi4

let alone OWB

[placid sail]

it's funny because it's like, one cashier and three self-checkout bots

[fading shuttle]

i am a man of mysteries

[placid sail]

and there's an entire queue to the cashier who is fighting an urge to kill himself and just a couple of zoomers using the self checkout

for the machine's secrets are too complex to graps for local babushkas, boomers and alcoholics

[heavy peak]

Alcoholics would stand longer, because they need to be verified by human, that they are indeed of legal drinking age

[river robin]

Release the chimps. Put them in the store.
All will be balanced. All will be good.

[placid sail]

40-something decomposing, barely standing still dude with a decay aura strong enough to kill smaller pets and unattended children does not need an ID

[heavy peak]

Other 2 parties mentioned just break the machine all the time

[heavy peak]

Doesn't matter
Human must verify

[placid sail]

not in Mordor!

well

[fading shuttle]

i also play victoria 2, because i am severely mentally ill

[placid sail]

you must in bigger shops and chains, but not in some local small time shop

like dude come on I've bought antidepressants without any recipe on several occasions

[river robin]

Stop talking about grocery stores and get on that releasing chimps into stores grind.
Go, do a crime.

[placid sail]

it's Mordor, only your persuasion rolls matter, rules are just suggestions

[narrow lotus]

where in Romania can i eat Beef Welington

[river robin]

Who cares about beef Wellington, we chimpin up this bitch

[placid sail]

just buy a roastbeef, a loaf of white bread, jam the roast inside the loaf, toast it a little in the oven

ta daaa

[river robin]

I’m going to keep going until somebody says something, y’all fuckers know that right?

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-chimp-chimpanzee-funny-where-is-it-gif-15903176

[narrow lotus]

see , i cant cook for shit sir

i will pay tho

however , you might be right busy the benzin

cause apparently you cant order it anywahere

so DIY is

[placid sail]

the instruction I've provided you with does not require any cooking skill, just enough fine motoric skill to not cut yourself to death while putting meat inside bread and then inside an oven

[river robin]

For chimps? Funny you would say that.

You should release chimps into a store

Your friends, your family, the world even, all will thank you

[narrow lotus]

Ryry i just realised , this discord clown bullshit, must be so good for you lol

this frame or whatver it is

[river robin]

It’s limited time sadly

[narrow lotus]

well good cause it's horrible and makes everyone have the same pfp and shit

but for you it's literally perfect cause you like clowns

ggs

sometimes we lose , ryry wins

[placid sail]

chat

[river robin]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-monkey-gif-21553825

[placid sail]

I've eaten spicy ramen with sosig

and feel content

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/taco-bell-morning-shit-poop-big-pile-of-shit-gif-18021700

[placid sail]

never had anything like that after taco bell

but tbf, I only had shitty off brand mordor taco bell

[river robin]

Reverse skill issue?

[placid sail]

the morning after some really, really spicy wings was rough tho

[river robin]

The fuck? Wdym off brand mordor Taco Bell

[narrow lotus]

oh damn yeah i forgot

you guys have been literally exiled

[placid sail]

well no

taco bell wasn't here before the war either

[narrow lotus]

Russia restrictions made many brands like McDonalds pull out

[river robin]

Oh fair enough

[narrow lotus]

So instead they have their own off brand shit

Like McDonalds but the M is a W

How is that one called busy

[sage otter]

тако бля

[river robin]

Real???

[placid sail]

tasty and that's it

[narrow lotus]

Yes TASTY

Tasty is called

lmfao

[ruby minnow]

man i remember this one fat russian guy that chained himself to a mcdonalds to not let it close

[river robin]

Is it truly a W??”

[ruby minnow]

cultural victory right there

[narrow lotus]

It's literally a W

[placid sail]

mordor's mcdonalds used to be substantially better than american and even european

off brand mcdonalds is worse

[ruby minnow]

idk why people like mcdonalds or burger king tbh

[narrow lotus]

yeah expected

[ruby minnow]

their burgers are too small

[narrow lotus]

because we are not american thats why

as busy stated

in america they acctually offer nothing but trash

here i could buy mcdonalds cheaper than a normal meal somwhere else

they had combos and shit

[river robin]

You say it’s a W, and you’re being literal but… It’s an L…
Not that McDonald’s is good, mind you.

[placid sail]

what's funny is that burger king didn't pull out but became shit anyway, and long before war

[ruby minnow]

even my mom who is a 1.50 woman that is like 50 kgs says that it cannot feed anything

[river robin]

Release a chimp into their restaurants.

[sage otter]

I stopped eating mcdonalds after I worked for them

[river robin]

Trust me busy

[ruby minnow]

also yeah my mom once ate dog meat in a mcdonalds

so another reason

she doesn't really like mcdonalds

[placid sail]

almost every chain fast food is designed not to be filling or nutritious, but addictive and made out of carb farts so you'll order more

[ruby minnow]

yeah

but like the doner place that i always order from

i get one doner

it can keep me energetic

for the whole day

[narrow lotus]

so you eat dog but not pork

fucking turks

[ruby minnow]

no we don't

i mean nothing says it isn't allowed or it is allowed

[narrow lotus]

yeah well we eat all meat , GOD BLESS THE MEAT ALOOOOOOOOOOOO CARNE DE VITA @stone blade

[ruby minnow]

its just morally and for your health not correct

[narrow lotus]

ALO IM GONNA GRILL SOME MICI WITH THE BOYS

[ruby minnow]

man what the hell happens at night

[stone blade]

I love meat

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah i would never

[stone blade]

Cevapci all day

[ruby minnow]

always a talk about muslims eating pork opens up

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

dog / cat / horse meat no thanks

[stone blade]

nah

we eat horse meat

its so good

[narrow lotus]

yeah we kinda do i guess

[stone blade]

we eat pig feet

[narrow lotus]

Turkey meat ( not Syno ) is also good

[stone blade]

:)

[ruby minnow]

selling of dog/cat/horse meat here is illegal

[narrow lotus]

I dont eat lol , but i know someone who ate cow brain

and tongue

i almost died of cringe

[stone blade]

pig feet , pig ears , cow stomach lining , cow tongue

[narrow lotus]

same here

• you get beaten

[stone blade]

we also take the fat and fry it

[sage otter]

Ever had beef tongue Ivan ?

[stone blade]

I dont think so

[placid sail]

eugh offals

[sage otter]

Texture's weird but it's okay

[stone blade]

hi dina

[sage otter]

I ever had it as a kid in the cafeteria

[ruby minnow]

man i had this meat the other day at my grandmas house

idk what it was

but it was squishy

easily swallowed

and tasted great

[stone blade]

its always at grandmas house

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[sage otter]

[ruby minnow]

normally the meat is hard to swallow

[stone blade]

Aha

is it

[narrow lotus]

YOu would know

[stone blade]

oy oy

[ruby minnow]

no i don't suck dicks at my free time

greeks do that

[stone blade]

youre turkish

its the same

aideeeee

we lost

I triggered his inner turk

time for 500 more years

[ruby minnow]

i invade you

now

[stone blade]

[narrow lotus]

bro i was surprised at greek restaurants

i ordered souvlaki , gave me a big plate , and then they gave us for free either ouzo ( bruh ) , some cake or wine

[ruby minnow]

bring back ottoman empire

[narrow lotus]

ew

ouzo = death

@heavy peak

have you had ouzo

[stone blade]

ouzo is cringe

[ruby minnow]

i'm typing this from my house in berlin btw

[stone blade]

rakija is where it's at

[ruby minnow]

hell yeah

vodka and rakija

[narrow lotus]

homemade rakia ( moonshine )

[ruby minnow]

i've drinked homemade rakija

couldn't see for 1 week

[heavy peak]

The what?

[narrow lotus]

me : eats a single grape from the bucket

grandpa : you damn kid, stop eating the moonshine

[placid sail]

breaking news, local mod alcoholic does not know of a particular alcohol beverage

[stone blade]

one sip and you get sent to heaven

[placid sail]

the market is in shambles

[stone blade]

I was tasked with stirring the grapes

missed the day once and got scolded

rakija ruined

[narrow lotus]

i have a bad memory of one, my friend on his way from italy bought 2 bottles of homemade rakia , worst hangover i ever had

[sage otter]

you had a swing of this ?

[heavy peak]

Falco won't get you out of that pickle

[narrow lotus]

ouzo

[stone blade]

rakia isn't for beginners

especially homemade

that stuff will make your socks fly off

[narrow lotus]

yep , my grandpa used to sell it to the village drunk

he always bought it

[stone blade]

ah ofc

[ruby minnow]

the first time i drank rakija like seriously not just one glass or something

[narrow lotus]

ez antreprenurs

[ruby minnow]

there was a fight

and my brother got opps

[stone blade]

its not the balkans if there isn't a distribution of homemade moonshine

(its illegal to make without a license btw)

[ruby minnow]

the fight wasn't caused by me tho so that's completely unrelated

[stone blade]

When my Pa used to start making it he would always tell me , "if the neighbours ask you what I'm doing , tell them I"m making compot" @narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

without a licence? without a fucking facilty

our grandparents would literally make it using a homemade stove that could turn the yard into chernobyl

[ruby minnow]

bro we made that shit on our dinner table

[stone blade]

we used to make our in the backyard

under a little roof

where we kept the logs for the winter

I still remember the process

[narrow lotus]

and whats funny is you always knew

[stone blade]

well ofc

[narrow lotus]

because everyone in the village would do it in the season

[stone blade]

All the neighbours knew

[narrow lotus]

so every fucking yard you could see the smoke from the fire in the back lul

those were the days

[stone blade]

our yard was connected to the neighbours without a fence

[narrow lotus]

now everyone has solar panels and modern heating

[stone blade]

because originally the houses were one big uhh piece of land

so there was no fence

:)

[stone blade]

nahhh

you did it the primitive way