Unlike god Sammy shows up immidiately when called wtf
#🎪bruh-fart
eager igloo
inland jackal
big as you can imagine
placid sail
now you have a rare opportunity to ask God directly
solar obsidian
now you have a rare opportunity to ask God directly
im gonna get cancelled if i do so
eager igloo
Id ping jesus but his reaction is gonna be predictable
placid sail
im gonna get cancelled if i do so
fine, I'll ask myself, you pussy
eager igloo
Whats wrong with her mouth
fading shuttle
Whats wrong with her mouth
jaw broke
placid sail
@weak jackal hey God, it's me, ya boy. my pussy ass friend here asks what's the God's cock size (he probably has nefarious reasons to know that, but you two handle that between yourselves)
fading shuttle
https://tenor.com/view/that-one-vtuber-concert-vtuber-concert-vtuber-concert-sti...
solar obsidian
Whats wrong with her mouth
stroke
inland jackal
weak jackal
<@232447588979179521> hey God, it's me, ya boy. my pussy ass friend here asks wh...
small leave me alone
eager igloo
"I will ask"
placid sail
and there you go delight
inland jackal
small leave me alone
thats what she said
placid sail
you're welcome
inland jackal
remember guys, brainfart 1-0 rufart in chess
grizzled meadow
placid sail
I feel the need to cheer up God to not worry about the cock size, but seems like they're kinda cranky
gods do be like that tbf
inland jackal
i have a great way to cheer it up
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-2...
me entering pripyat and seeing 2 chimeras and a controller literally next wall
grizzled meadow
open brainfart
"what's the God's cock size"
close brainfart
inland jackal
@weak jackal would you like a quest
inland jackal
>open brainfart
>"what's the God's cock size"
>close brainfart
its gonna be funny next time
solar obsidian
>open brainfart
>"what's the God's cock size"
>close brainfart
i thought this is a free country
fading shuttle
>open brainfart
>"what's the God's cock size"
>close brainfart
naive bison
>open brainfart
>"what's the God's cock size"
>close brainfart
it is infinite and omnipresent, it's in all of us
weak jackal
<@232447588979179521> would you like a quest
I'm playing star wars rp
placid sail
kinky
pale ingot
did you know
eager igloo
I did
placid sail
this makes an interesting theological dilemma though
placid sail
if Sam is a god, and their penis is small, would that not mean it is intentionally so, because a god is all powerful and could have any dick size they want
grizzled meadow
https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838
For legal reasons I didn't blocked ham but many brainfarters did, that's the joke
fading shuttle
For legal reasons I didn't blocked ham but many brainfarters did, that's the jok...
the joke is that ham is severely retarded
eager igloo
Wow explaining the joke makes it so much funnier
fading shuttle
Wow explaining the joke makes it so much funnier
the joke is thy mother
grizzled meadow
Wow explaining the joke makes it so much funnier
You won't get a personal command now
inland jackal
I'm playing star wars rp
did i stutter
fading shuttle
myshinka wont be annoying enough to get a personal command
eager igloo
Gotta up my game
tidal trellis
You won't get a personal command now
When will I get mine
tidal trellis
helb me some dudes sending me gore videos from twitter
Bruh moment
grizzled meadow
When will I get mine
tidal trellis
Average Twitter interaction
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/moe-rope-hang-gif-13032828
Understood have a great day
grizzled meadow
Understood have a great day
solar obsidian
rude
pastel quartz
Average Twitter interaction
the reason is I said you dumb fuck to a person who wrote fascist in its own profile
placid sail
imagine using twitter
solar obsidian
Imagine picking fights on internet
you stink and your pasta sucks
tidal trellis
What sane person uses twitter
fading shuttle
helb me some dudes sending me gore videos from twitter
send him aeromorph porn
solar obsidian
memes
grizzled meadow
you stink and your pasta sucks
placid sail
the entirety of the internet is memes, it's like saying "I use facebook for porn"
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/lotr-maybe-isildur-gif-24515009
Theoretically
solar obsidian
https://tenor.com/view/lotr-maybe-isildur-gif-24515009
you're cool and don't ever let yourself down. so chin up, king 
glad carbon
>open brainfart
>"what's the God's cock size"
>close brainfart
do you think it curves
stone blade
grizzled meadow
you're cool and don't ever let yourself down. so chin up, king <:gigachadhandsha...
You too, have a gouda day
tidal trellis
do you think it curves
I lose brian sells everyday here cause of shit like this
glad carbon
But who's buying?
ruby minnow
man studying is so overrated
eager igloo
Depends what
pastel quartz
man studying is so overrated
if you are a stem major its not
ruby minnow
ruby minnow
if you are a stem major its not
well i mean i got small exams these days
eager igloo
if you are a stem major its not
Sorcery, traumathurgy, enchanting and magecraft
hot snow
speaking of dark souls
lament vapor
eager igloo
Why one of the first searches is a reddit post that is just a question whatit is
ruby minnow
ruby minnow
Why one of the first searches is a reddit post that is just a question whatit is
why would you use reddit
eager igloo
I don't
hot snow
Why one of the first searches is a reddit post that is just a question whatit is
I dunno honestly
eager igloo
I just wonder what kind of retard instead of searching information immidiately goes to reddit to ask
hot snow
it's very popular in the soulsborne community
hot snow
I just wonder what kind of retard instead of searching information immidiately g...
the kind that uses reddit if I had to guess
ruby minnow
it's very popular in the soulsborne community
reddit is popular in every community
expect the communuties where it isn't
eager igloo
Probably the same kind of retards that end up in newcomer exile tbf
hot snow
I meant archthrones
hot snow
it's very impressive but you can pretty easily tell where they didn't put much time into
it is a demo right now so you can't expect much
I'm having a great time with it so far though
(minus the shitty performance but we don't talk about that)
pastel quartz
I gamble
eager igloo
Life is a gamble
pastel quartz
Yet gambling is illegal in some places
eager igloo
I can see why
Polish gambling laws are pretty funny
You can't play poker in online games
Like gta online or rdr2 online
Bcs you can buy in game currency
It was really annoying
pastel quartz
glad carbon
https://tenor.com/view/rat-squish-gif-718833299784651514
balls rat
pastel quartz
I can see why
Gambling should be legalised everywhere
Oh right i forgot I was exiled
What did i do again
eager igloo
What did i do again
Calling crypto spam bot groks slave?
glad carbon
What did i do again
posted funny
eager igloo
(Racial slurs in general)
pastel quartz
I mean he does have crypto miners in our PC from gamma
glad carbon
(Racial slurs in general)
no i think it was a lighter offense
pastel quartz
I don't think I'm getting out
Oh well I guess
Not being able to gaslight rookies is fucking with my mind
fading shuttle
livid pond
inland jackal
livid pond
sonic current
tidal trellis
I don't think I'm getting out
Considering you were told "u will get out when I say so" or something, yeah I suggest getting comfortable
Probably gonna be trapped here for a while lmao
pastel quartz
I've never even seen him before so yeah I guess so
fading shuttle
Considering you were told "u will get out when I say so" or something, yeah I su...
thats how everyone gets exiled
eager igloo
Add some cocktail tomatoes and fresh mozzarella
fading shuttle
they only get unexiled when a mod remembers they exist
tidal trellis
thats how everyone gets exiled
Ahhhh wiire
eager igloo
Shits delectable
fading shuttle
Ahhhh wiire
livid pond
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-ahh-wire-wire-breaking-bad-jesse-ahh-wire-ah...
Exactly
livid pond
tidal trellis
Jesse, did you make the cobblestone generator
pastel quartz
Anyway I'm going to back to gambling
Pretty sure I have a higher chance of winning a slot jackpot than getting out of here
tidal trellis
Never quit gambling
plain finch
eager igloo
Wish
steel bone
steel bone
stone blade
@fading shuttle @eager igloo @tidal trellis @pastel quartz ❤️
eager igloo
tidal trellis
Real!!!!
eager igloo
<@478239916682248217> <@443415402718953483> <@695977198649081857> <@456226577798...
Aloo
narrow lotus
<@478239916682248217> <@443415402718953483> <@695977198649081857> <@456226577798...
tuz gura matii astazi maine si poimaine
stone blade
tuz gura matii astazi maine si poimaine
shut up I fuck your family
stone blade
ah but in dms its okay?
stone blade
ALO
slender rock
stone blade
ok I wished you a good day in dms
pale ingot
this is how dolphins get fucking zoinked
plain finch
this is how dolphins get fucking zoinked
tidal trellis
love you all
Good ending
narrow lotus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033437066203234385/1227562606269567046/2...
ALOOO
plain finch
narrow lotus
MANGO LOCO
plain finch
people who drink monster energy should all be pushed into the ocean with no way back on land
narrow lotus
people who drink monster energy should all be pushed into the ocean with no way ...
you drink piss or what then?
plain finch
you drink piss or what then?
water you stupid furry
narrow lotus
our money has drip ngl
pale ingot
that money is so not legal
good enough
stone blade
good enough
For romania? yes
pale ingot
For romania? yes
true and real
stone blade
our money has drip ngl
our money has architects , or people who are very famous in our history
narrow lotus
I mean same
stone blade
pale ingot
eminescu e pe 500 nu?
nu-mi amintesc
plain finch
pale ingot
nici eu 
plain finch
i see this language i had to lock my car outside just in case
glad carbon
hi :3
narrow lotus
stone blade
<:clueless:1031200942722387978> nu umblam cu bani mari
CUM? 
plain finch
clear vapor
i love denzel
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
plain finch
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> Face din rahat bici
te joci cu curu gol pe langa pula sculata
slender rock
they only had aussie lemonaid and Kaotic Orange
stone blade
A dat cu mucii-n fasole
narrow lotus
i see monster
stone blade
slender rock
yes
narrow lotus
what kind is that
stone blade
thats the lewis hamilton one
slender rock
Kaotic Orange I think
narrow lotus
is it any good
plain finch
stone blade
ye its good
slender rock
it's not as sweet as I thought it would be
dreamy flaxBOT
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Clapton
plain finch
stone blade
my desk is full of monster opener tabs
narrow lotus
stone blade
:)
narrow lotus
we so back
hazy finch
they only had aussie lemonaid and Kaotic Orange
never actually tried aussie lemonade before what does it taste like?
stone blade
I've seen it
slender rock
no, that's just because there's fake laminate "wood" tile that is cold as fuck.
stone blade
ceramic tiles are the worst
plain finch
narrow lotus
slender rock
literally concrete/cement slab then that plastic wood shit
narrow lotus
my man has war thunder leaked documents on his wall
slender rock
my man has war thunder leaked documents on his wall
you sure that's what it is
narrow lotus
idk , looks like an engine
plain finch
stone blade
iedy is overanalyzing that photo so hard
slender rock
slender rock
yessir
narrow lotus
nicee
narrow lotus
ok not even close
slender rock
slender rock
regular bottle of water
plain finch
slender rock
void of space
stone blade
iedy
narrow lotus
fuck this
stone blade
join lobby 2
slender rock
guitar tabs are just
narrow lotus
damn
plain finch
dreamy flaxBOT
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Maxwell
Seems like I can't change your nickname iedy
But your name is now Ripley
plain finch
glad carbon
slender rock
never actually tried aussie lemonade before what does it taste like?
lemon aid but you can tell it's got an obvious energy drink aftertaste
hazy finch
my favourite flavour is that mango loco one
wraith osprey
It's not. Magic trust me bro
ruby minnow
i love when visitors kid comes in
says can i play with your tablet
because of course my mom tells them i got one
and i give them the broken one
with the shitty screen
naive bison
this meme has been brought to you by Bradley Martin
inland jackal
river zealot
river zealot
with the shitty screen
Based
slender rock
Violence
lusty sonnet
@solar obsidian 
dreamy flaxBOT
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Maxxxx
glad carbon
hi
inland jackal
@river zealot please
inland jackal
inland jackal
I currently feel like that gachi dude drinking in the neon bar
Walking down the road
inland jackal
Nice
glad carbon
<:arnoldhalt:1212783583811346572>
inland jackal
Try not to dab challenge
slender rock
hazy finch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMLn58Bwizo
hazy finch
kurt cobain was the music guy that shot himself with a shotgun right?
hazy finch
this new youtube layout is so fucking AIDS
like wtf is this shit (dont mind the videos trust🙏 )
slender rock
what it is VX for twitter/x
quaint ore
like wtf is this shit (dont mind the videos trust🙏 )
What the fuck
river zealot
like wtf is this shit (dont mind the videos trust🙏 )
Rust player detected
hazy finch
ive yet to find an option to turn it back
river zealot
He is a racist, and he must win
hazy finch
havent played rust in a while cause it keeps fucking crashing on me and its pissing me off
hazy finch
havent played rust in a while cause it keeps fucking crashing on me and its piss...
#╟❓general-offtopic message
already tried to see if i could refund it but nope
slender rock
wiggle wiggle
slender rock
Neither wenches
inland jackal
Now everyone
Trust me
Im an engineer
Oh shit i think im out of here
Trust me
Im an engineer
Trust me
Im an engineer
I think that goes right here
river zealot
@pastel quartz how did you get exiled delight
hazy finch
slender rock
https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-cat-annoyed-annoying-cat-please-shut-up-gif-13087...
Yappy
cat is like Zzz
eager igloo
Bet your copper is subpar
hazy finch
dunno my copper comes from microwaves
magic tartan
river zealot
i need... more... copper...
Romanian spotted
robust cove
like wtf is this shit (dont mind the videos trust🙏 )
I knew you'd watch that geyboy
tidal trellis
What will we use to induce this beautiful current with
What particular element, comes to mind
hazy finch
I knew you'd watch that geyboy
who sseth?
robust cove
who sseth?
No, stimpee lmao
hazy finch
nah i reckon you're talking about unboundclown
hazy finch
heavy peak
stone blade
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⣠⣶⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣄⣀⣾⣿⠟⠛⠻⢿⣷⠀
⢰⣿⡿⠛⠙⠻⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣶⢿⡇
⢿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠏ 𝓕𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓷𝔂𝓵
⠀⠻⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡿⠃⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠻⣿⣄⣴⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡿⠟⠁
tidal trellis
https://youtu.be/pqBsIumLioQ?si=Q83aFQdw6IHgO0Qh
deo gratias
eager igloo
Fucking diagnostic scripts
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480332363356831755/1227287340209143808/Perceptualpeevishconsiderate_c204d5_10789609.jpg?ex=6627db67&is=66156667&hm=62da794f205285bb3bab1a7690489d60498432f1664f768e9dc3f6422d8265ba&
hazy finch
the new youtube layout at first i thought it was some weird graphics glitch on my end but i refresh the page and now its complete fucking aids now
tidal trellis
the new youtube layout at first i thought it was some weird graphics glitch on m...
bro u should know
it is a moral obligation for companies to make their layout
ass
hazy finch
i was praying to god that you were gonna say that there was an option to revert it i really fucking did
eager igloo
You will feed the fucking algorithm whether you like it or not
placid sail
Fucking diagnostic scripts
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480332363356...
you will probably not appreciate that
but there's some important training you should undergo
eager igloo
you will probably not appreciate that
I don't
Your obsession with rats starts to worry me
placid sail
I'm only trying to help man
eager igloo
placid sail
yeah that's why
tidal trellis
rat
placid sail
hazy finch
i used to have a pet rat when i was about 6 or 7 his fur was slightly blue so i called him ratatouille i had him for about half a year before he died i dont even remembered what he died from hes still buried in the front yard garden somewhere
tidal trellis
i used to have a pet rat when i was about 6 or 7 his fur was slightly blue so i ...
bruh moment
naive bison
he made a "weapon that targets specific ethnic groups"
holy shit he made a racism laser
hazy finch
dude i was literally just watching this video about an hour ago wtf
quaint ore
https://youtu.be/y4BJLi5r2nc?si=A1HzxsPW3hm-z8MY
How to get cockslapped 101
step 1: declare your full hostility to the planet
Step 2: death
hazy finch
bruh moment
i accidentally dug him up one time while helping my mom with the gardening
tidal trellis
BRUH MOMENT
hazy finch
he was like stone
remote vine
hazy finch
update found a job with this kind of description plant operator invilving making roof wall and floor trusses and frames shits pretty close to me too
ive applied for it now i just gotta wait
for you americans thats 16-19 bucks an hour
placid sail
https://youtu.be/y4BJLi5r2nc?si=A1HzxsPW3hm-z8MY
that's a radical approach to fight those allegations against you mr spacey
hazy finch
for you americans thats 16-19 bucks an hour
or for the russians thats 1500-1850 rubles an hour
pastel quartz
<@456226577798135808> how did you get exiled delight
I forgot
I only remember that I forgot before and now I forgot again
tidal trellis
he spoke the truth
stone blade
update found a job with this kind of description plant operator invilving making...
Nice
inland jackal
naive bison
yes
inland jackal
hamsterfart
tidal trellis
mmh yes squishy rat
river zealot
plain finch
solar obsidian
How did the fake delight get exiled
hello
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat shidpoosting
tidal trellis
hello <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
<#1029824156289732649> shidpoosting
nonono he said the truth u see
that our computers are used
placid sail
repressed dark urges and traits of delight separating into a different being
tidal trellis
to cryptomine, its a conspiracy you see
placid sail
that immediately starts talking mad shit in newbies chat
placid sail
its like a jrpg plot
solar obsidian
your honour, i dont even know him. i did not teach or show him anything that gets or may get him in trouble
placid sail
be warned
robust cove
hello <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
<#1029824156289732649> shidpoosting
Thank God, discount delight isn't real 🙏
robust cove
How the fuck does Delight of all people get copycat fans
broken topaz
placid sail
and the only true way of winning would be embracing your dark side
tidal trellis
dark side of the force
inland jackal
tidal trellis
IT ALL POINTS BACK TO JERMA
robust cove
and the only true way of winning would be embracing your dark side
I do that every day actually
I love watermel-
broken topaz
naive bison
henry the 8th silliest soldier
chat would it be hilarious to kill the king
chat im not going to kill the king
tidal trellis
they're holding me hostage, making me film these commercials
grizzled meadow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381329194338222081/1227582080075173909/Re...
broken topaz
tidal trellis
yiiiiiiiiiiikes
frail scaffold
frail scaffold
placid sail
frail scaffold
placid sail
rare mica
hello brainfart
frail scaffold
green schooner
Me
broken topaz
green schooner
https://tenor.com/view/stretch-the-band-gregory-brown-asapscience-time-to-workou...
pastel quartz
lil man experiencing adulthood at a very early age💀
shoutout to the sweatshop factories that made my airpods pro though
tidal trellis
SHUT UP SPOTIFY I DON'T WAN PREMIUM
pastel quartz
SHUT UP SPOTIFY I DON'T WAN PREMIUM
at this point they makin that shit annoying so you spend money just to shut it up
tidal trellis
LET ME LISTEN TO MY MUSIC
ruby minnow
@placid sail can you confirm
solar obsidian
classic
lusty sonnet
@ruby minnow you still play Siege?
ruby minnow
<@465952437640101890> you still play Siege?
no
fresh rose
<@231842552729305098> can you confirm
I touched the hdmi plugged into my gpu
Like light touch
It disconnected
placid sail
<@231842552729305098> can you confirm
unless your hands grow from your ass, hdmi works just fine
but IF your hands grow from your ass
VGA is indeed a choice for you, those screws are gonna survive an earthquake
pastel quartz
VGA is indeed a choice for you, those screws are gonna survive an earthquake
unless you take a screwdriver to those locking screws
pastel quartz
I tried it, I torqued it too hard and the plastic, bent out of shape
ruby minnow
like hearts of iron 4
pastel quartz
like hearts of iron 4
which nation you main?🤨
ruby minnow
TURKIYEEEEEEE
stone blade
ruby minnow
if i was not a masochist
yeah i might have enjoyed european nations
like germany
italy
france
but no
lusty sonnet
i play other painful games now
I'm sticking with the depression simulator that is Siege, waiting for my stat ban rn
robust cove
<@231842552729305098> can you confirm
Funney but that's the first time I hear someone complain about hdmi easily disconnecting
ruby minnow
fortnite
robust cove
robust cove
In my pants
placid sail
unless you take a screwdriver to those locking screws
tiny lad me just used fingers, the screws had plastic tips with both threading for a screwdriver and for fingers around it
though I had to use a ruler sometimes if it was screwed too tight
pastel quartz
though I had to use a ruler sometimes if it was screwed too tight
it has both screw and flathead
both works
robust cove
A lot of screwing around here
pastel quartz
though I had to use a ruler sometimes if it was screwed too tight
too tight is the plastic breaks
thats what happened to mine
ruby minnow
bad to the bone
river zealot
too tight is the plastic breaks
pastel quartz
💀mug
tidal trellis
the skeleton appears
placid sail
you and spice should meet and have a spooky tea party together
runic kernel
dreamy flaxBOT
blurredlogic916, your new nickname is Faith
slender rock
severe flicker
tulip ravine
pastel quartz
what if I say submissive femboy?
eager igloo
You have that already don't you
eager igloo
Also how are your parasites?
pastel quartz
Also how are your parasites?
about to be born, I just gotta wait anyday now
tulip ravine
All cctv proved it wasn’t my fault though so kept in cells for night then let out next day bosh
river zealot
hello catboyo
pastel quartz
You have that already don't you
yes, thankfully🙏
inland jackal
river zealot
i swear to god
inland jackal
wat
river zealot
split canyonBOT
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placid sail
it costs like 10x the regular glassware
such a beauty and splendor is worth the gold
river zealot
river zealot
such a beauty and splendor is worth the gold
hello mordor citizen
placid sail
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placid sail
living rent free in your little shellshocked head am I not
lusty sonnet
@placid sail
placid sail
river zealot
living rent free in your little shellshocked head am I not
youre my favourite russian
placid sail
uh huh
inland jackal
real
livid pond
placid sail
inland jackal
!water
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inland jackal
p!piss
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storm stream
tidal trellis
what if I say submissive femboy?
pastel quartz
real
storm stream
Hello Stella hello Ivan
pastel quartz
who is stella
I dont know
storm stream
who is stella
Brainfart's Napoleon alter-ego
river zealot
Brainfart's Napoleon alter-ego
0 days till napoleon mentioned
stone blade
a phantom dick
river zealot
a phantom dick
in your ass
river zealot
pale ingot
what the FUCK happened to the youtube layout
storm stream
Some dev suddenly realized he should be doing something and stopped sniffinh his farts
pale ingot
https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/920016996752564286/1227581014302...
it seems to be only when actually watching videos
cant wait for an extension to eventually drop so i can revert it to the old youtube layout
Splendid
I found one already
pastel quartz
Brainfart's Napoleon alter-ego
Im done with that
probably going to be in brainfart less often too
storm stream
probably going to be in brainfart less often too
hopefully due to taking care of your lil mistakes children
pastel quartz
hopefully due to taking care of your lil ~~mistakes~~ children
raisin em like me😈🙏
tidal trellis
bruh moment
pale ingot
I found one already
DOES NOT WORK AS ADVERTISED THEY FUCKED THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT TOO HARD FOR IT TO BE FIXED
storm stream
raisin em like me😈🙏
deport them to Germany or something?
pastel quartz
hopefully due to taking care of your lil ~~mistakes~~ children
plus I found a healthier habit than being on brainfart, cuddling with my husband
green schooner
Gae
storm stream
plus I found a healthier habit than being on brainfart, cuddling with my husband
ok fair
dreamy flaxBOT
🖼 Avatar to christystella
tidal trellis
gotta give you the reject role
pale ingot
my time on brainfart is up
op op op skibidi dop dop dop skibidi dop dop dop op op op skibidi toilet op op op skibidi brr dop dop dop
solar obsidian
hamlarious
solar obsidian
the chat died because i am just that funny <:clueless:1031200942722387978>
everybody was rofl
tidal trellis
exactly
pale ingot
everybody was rofl
this chat was so
tidal trellis
I couldn't breathe cause I was laughing so much and couldn't type yk
pastel quartz
op op op skibidi dop dop dop skibidi dop dop dop op op op skibidi toilet op op o...
when the brain is rotting
what the fuck
solar obsidian
da thing goes skraaa
papapapa
skibbidy papa
and a bubu burum bum
skia
kul kul kul bum
bum bum
pastel quartz
🖼 Avatar to **christystella**
my bad, I gotta change this to something more appropriate🙏
green schooner
Oh wait it’s stella
pastel quartz
da thing goes skraaa
papapapa
skibbidy papa
and a bubu burum bum
skia
kul kul ku...
why are you speaking turkish
green schooner
The French “person”
river zealot
my bad, I gotta change this to something more appropriate🙏
what is that even
i thought it was skyrim at first
pastel quartz
what is that even
the riddler
solar obsidian
riddler from the new batman
green schooner
river zealot
pastel quartz
from new batman
pastel quartz
riddle me this
penis
river zealot
green schooner
pastel quartz
yes
tulip ravine
Man why is twitter so cancer
solar obsidian
Man why is twitter so cancer
why do we breathe
green schooner
riddle me this
If America is free why can’t i walk into Burger King and put my balls in the deep fryer
river zealot
Man why is twitter so cancer
because its full of libtards
and neo nazis
and tankies
tulip ravine
I just read a argument from a guy about football and he said that soccer was correct because the english language was made in America
river zealot
pastel quartz
I just read a argument from a guy about football and he said that soccer was cor...
american
green schooner
You’re a tankie…
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
do not argue with an american
green schooner
I just read a argument from a guy about football and he said that soccer was cor...
river zealot
You’re a tankie…
shut the fuck up
green schooner
shut the fuck up
Your the biggest tankie
pastel quartz
I’d say like 90% of them are cool
I warn you, from a french persons perspective, do not argue with an american
tulip ravine
I warn you, from a french persons perspective, do not argue with an american
Your French mate enough said
If it doesn’t speak French with a perfect accent you want to burn it
green schooner
And how far did you lot get in the world cup on
I don’t watch sports
Wouldn’t know
river zealot
i thought british people thought footbal was named soccer
green schooner
river zealot
not reverse
pastel quartz
If it doesn’t speak French with a perfect accent you want to burn it
vraie
tulip ravine
I don’t watch sports
I don’t blame you after watching ngl
NFL
I’m not gonna lie your media ruins 90% of watching sports
tulip ravine
Taylor swift being on screen for somet like 46% of the superbowl is crazy
tulip ravine
Bad
A singer on screen for .46 of the total time
That is practically half, what choice made that
green schooner
A singer on screen for .46 of the total time
A soccer player after scratching his knee a small amount
(Cries half the round)
Just go watch wrestling or something
tulip ravine
A soccer player after scratching his knee a small amount
Okay run ten miles at full sprint get shoved over and then get up straight away
Most of the time they are just having a breather man
green schooner
Okay run ten miles at full sprint get shoved over and then get up straight away ...
The concussion rate in old school football
tulip ravine
Diving is a bad thing now tho but luckily we are solving it
Started giving out yellows for simulation and seems to be more active since we got VAR installed
green schooner
What if I pull out a uno reverse card
tulip ravine
Then you’d get a second yellow and sent off
tulip ravine
For dissent probably
Basically you cannot argue with the ref once a decision has been made
green schooner
that’s retarded
tulip ravine
Not really lol
green schooner
tulip ravine
One team will just argue it’s a foul! The other will go no it’s not!
That’s why we have VAR
It goes up to video and other refs watch it in slow motion and can overrule a decision
green schooner
good
tulip ravine
Its kinda fucked now tho the way they are using it
tulip ravine
For example if you stand on a players foot in the box to stop him scoring that’s a pen
Yet sometimes they award it and sometimes they don’t
green schooner
Seems biased
tulip ravine
Eh not really I mean the concept is pretty simple
You’ve stopped him scoring by fouling intention doesn’t matter
It’s just a big call and some refs bottle it
green schooner
eh
tulip ravine
Considering games can be won by one goal and often are its massive lmao
green schooner
lol
green schooner
Ahhh
tulip ravine
Almost clearest opportunity you can get
green schooner
tulip ravine
https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-suisei-hoshimachi-suisei-...
Average European game
green schooner
Average European game
I’ve seen a couple
tulip ravine
We actually might be going to America soon for a friendly game
And me and the boys cannot wait to get the flares going
pastel quartz
Average European game
oh hell nah, ya'll going up against the french?
I swear I seen this happen before
tulip ravine
oh hell nah, ya'll going up against the french?
No I’m ngl your league is wank
tulip ravine
Dominated by psg bit like Spain
Nah it’s just the way the teams are
PSG completely dominates the league the rest of em do well but nowhere in comparison
pastel quartz
I dont watch sports so I have no idea
tulip ravine
It’s like the prem, you have your better teams like Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal but the lower teams still have a chance since that much money goes into the teams and the league in general
pastel quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAfrXNSyirE
he has a right to be disgusted
thats a famas
pastel quartz
the only gun that has a 3 round burst, but mag capacity is not divisible by 3
pastel quartz
But as a Brit it’s in my blood to want war with them
you forgot the austrians, prussians, russians
inland jackal
Average European game
why do they have finnish flag
eager igloo
War?
pastel quartz
eager igloo
I heard war
inland jackal
tidal trellis
assault rifle
pastel quartz
why does bro have a folder for assault rifles
storm stream
the only gun that has a 3 round burst, but mag capacity is not divisible by 3
I can excuse the 3-rnd brst bc it was the blunder of that period when people were going back and forth as to weather it's useful.
Is that your only gripe with the FAMAS?
inland jackal
this is a sick outfit
tidal trellis
why does bro have a folder for assault rifles
why not
green schooner
Guns are cool
tulip ravine
why do they have finnish flag
The cross in finlands flag is off centre mate 
eager igloo
You don't load last 2 rounds anyway
pastel quartz
I can excuse the 3-rnd brst bc it was the blunder of that period when people wer...
it being a bullpup, lets just say your arms are too short, the lenth from the stock to the pistol grip, and if you had naturally long arms you would have akward positioning trying to hold it
pastel quartz
Say you can’t shoot a bullpup without saying
I prefer aks
green schooner
fed is the ar-15 platform
Armalite is based
pastel quartz
Armalite is based
fed
pastel quartz
you probably want one with the mods the government wants banned
storm stream
it being a bullpup, lets just say your arms are too short, the lenth from the st...
you literally have joints in the arms. skill issue
bullpups are zased
green schooner
you literally have joints in the arms. skill issue
bullpups are zased
It’s a women that thinks it knows about guns
Of course the points are invalid
storm stream
green schooner
tidal trellis
live car reaction
pastel quartz
you literally have joints in the arms. skill issue
bullpups are zased
just not a fan of bullpups, get the point of it though, supposed to be compact with the barrel length of a full size rifle, but I prefer my aks with bakelite mags
pastel quartz
Go fuck yourself ubisoft
what do you expect, its ubisoft
winter wigeon
tidal trellis
me
tidal trellis
Freedom sucks…
no, duty sucks
storm stream
I feel like you never shot one
No but I have shot an AKM once
it were fine
green schooner
Duty is better
remote vine
what do you expect, its ubisoft
I expected them to learn their lesson
green schooner
No but I have shot an AKM once
it were fine
That was meant for stella
pastel quartz
I feel like you never shot one
man, just butt out dude, cant even tell the difference between 7.62 and 5.45
tidal trellis
IM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU CHARON
green schooner
man, just butt out dude, cant even tell the difference between 7.62 and 5.45
So you never shot one
Thanks
@storm stream case closed
pastel quartz
So you never shot one
have you?
storm stream
fuck are you tagging me for buh?
pastel quartz
I own multiple guns and my friend owns a ak
specifically what ak?
green schooner
specifically what ak?
74
tidal trellis
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892543515106623489/1195579335344660571/...
car launcher
pastel quartz
Anyways non gun owner tries to tell gun owner about guns
just laughing my ass off, didnt even specify which ak, just 74, I expected what manufacturer, or model
undone wave
AKs are like cats
What breed is he? Orange.
pastel quartz
own multiple guns my ass, cant even name one of em
undone wave
This'un shoots a forty-five.
green schooner
own multiple guns my ass, cant even name one of em
I have a 12 gauge 4 22’s and a 38 special and a 9mm
I don’t own any guns tho
undone wave
9 pico meters 
green schooner
Women
green schooner
just laughing my ass off, didnt even specify which ak, just 74, I expected what ...
I didn’t talk about the model im just saying your stupid for forming opinions on guns you’ve not shot yet
pastel quartz
I have a 12 gauge 4 22’s and a 38 special and a 9mm
specifically what 12gauge? from remington? mossberg?
undone wave
1911 enjoyers ignoring the beta particles bombarding their body (electrons are less than .45 inches in diameter)
green schooner
specifically what 12gauge? from remington? mossberg?
Dunno I only know the 9mm because my father gave it to us while he was in Iraq
The 22 and 12 is
Generation gun
And the 38 special is a taruntus
Or something
plain finch
pastel quartz
I didn’t talk about the model im just saying your stupid for forming opinions on...
I own a genuine kalashnikov concern ak-105 (but converted to semi auto just to be legal) and 3 boxes of unopened 500 5.45 cans, and I know how an ak shoots
green schooner
I own a genuine kalashnikov concern ak-105 (but converted to semi auto just to b...
You couldn’t say that off the bat?
pastel quartz
You couldn’t say that off the bat?
I assumed no one gave a shit
pastel quartz
but I dont have it no more, I sold it to a local gun store, since I cant take my guns back to france
pastel quartz
used to own an all wood remington 700, ak-105, and a bren-10(discontinued gun from the 80s)
green schooner
Based
pastel quartz
but sold those when I was still in miami
green schooner
I’m going to Miami im gonna track them and buy them
Probably half way cross the country now
pastel quartz
Now I'm in the process of getting a glock-19x for a self defense gun/edc
pastel quartz
In France?
yeah
green schooner
Do they have strict gun laws or nah
pastel quartz
Do they have strict gun laws or nah
its either you own guns for hunting or you shoot for sport
pastel quartz
and I cant edc
gusty willow
@grizzled meadow I think it'd make her an easy 11
pastel quartz
that and a pocket knife doesnt cut it, still gotta protect myself somehow
tulip ravine
Or just be me and use your glass at a pub
pastel quartz
aint no way I'm gonna get robbed or harassed in an alleyway🙏
inland jackal
will this work
tulip ravine
aint no way I'm gonna get robbed or harassed in an alleyway🙏
Man don’t remind me
I got mugged at knife point by 6 immigrants on a night out
pastel quartz
Or just be me and use your glass at a pub
I'm no kingsman
green schooner
aint no way I'm gonna get robbed or harassed in an alleyway🙏
My bf is 6’3 and works out he can kick your ass!!!
tulip ravine
Turns out one of em was homeless and we found where he slept
green schooner
My concealed carry 1911
pastel quartz
I'm just an ordinary citizen
tulip ravine
We may or may not have done a little trolling to his tent and supplies and took the phone back he robbed
green schooner
Based
true sedge
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/biceps-flex-flex-biceps-dana-brooke-wwe-gif-19844677
no time to work out, I have kids to raise soon
gusty willow
no time to work out, I have kids to raise soon
There's always time
pastel quartz
and I dont trust my husband to do it, he doesnt know how to cook for himself
gusty willow
and I dont trust my husband to do it, he doesnt know how to cook for himself
Married a shit husband
Cooking is so easy
pastel quartz
Married a shit husband
not shit, just only good at a specific field in some things
green schooner
and I dont trust my husband to do it, he doesnt know how to cook for himself
I can cook chicken and rice and ramen
gusty willow
I don't get how people can't follow directions to make food
true sedge
I don't get how people can't follow directions to make food
its because the recipes dont tell you they are sorta time sensitive and if you dont do things precisely u can fuck up and ppl get intimidated by that
pastel quartz
I don't get how people can't follow directions to make food
if cooking packaged ramen counts
gusty willow
its because the recipes dont tell you they are sorta time sensitive and if you d...
Put in oven @350 for an hr
pastel quartz
but it isnt healty enough for a baby, let alone two